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One day's recording.
The MCs are waiting for the Muscats in the studio.
Let's go there.
Good morning.
You're late.
You're late. Come in.
You're late.
Don't stop. Come in.
The Muscats haven't heard anything about the project yet.
Did they notice something?
It's okay. Just sit down.
It's okay.
Here, drink up.
Hurry up and sit down!
Don't be lazy!
Hurry up and sit down!
What's this? I don't need it.
Hurry up and sit down!
Don't be lazy!
Good morning.
You all remember this situation, right?
Yes, we do.
Yes, about a year ago, we did a pre-examination.
And we made it clear who was the idiot.
Yes, we did.
Top 3.
Yes, but there's no one in the Top 3.
Is that even possible?
There's no one?
Idiots leave immediately.
Idiots are not serious.
Idiots leave immediately.
Because they like to travel.
Idiots can't stay in one place.
Last year, we decided the Top 3 idiots in the kanji test.
But now, those 3 idiots are gone.
Moreover, there's a rumor among the mascots.
I heard that Ishioka has become an idiot a year ago.
In the past year?
You've become an idiot in the past year?
No, I think it's okay.
You think it's okay?
You look like an idiot right now.
Recently, Ishioka looks like an idiot.
Mikami looks like an idiot too.
I'm definitely okay.
I think it's suspicious.
I'm okay.
You look like an idiot today.
What's wrong with your eyes?
What's wrong?
I'm definitely an idiot.
You look like an idiot.
What's wrong with your face?
You look like an idiot when you smile.
It's amazing.
After the test, there's a possibility that everyone has become an idiot.
I see.
I heard that there are many idiots who are in a traffic jam.
We need to organize them properly.
That's right.
The mascots who are all idiots are in a traffic jam.
In order to make a better unit, they need to organize the idiots.
So...
This is...
It's amazing.
It's over.
I'll borrow this from Chieke-san.
The mascots who are all idiots are in a traffic jam.
I see.
You have to contact MECHAIKE for this.
Of course.
I'll borrow it.
You have to contact MECHAIKE.
Is it a permission?
Yes.
You can do it.
If you don't get permission from MECHAIKE, you'll be quiet.
I'll be quiet.
I'll complain about it on a show like this.
Yes.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
MECHAIKE, we'll borrow it again this year.
This time, they will test 3 subjects of Japanese, Common Sense, and Society.
It's a problem for elementary and junior high school students, so it's natural that they can do it if they're not idiots.
Who is the number one mascot idiot?
The Asahaya sisters are strict.
You can't cheat.
I won't allow cheating.
That's right.
I'm scared.
If you cheat, you'll be in trouble.
That's right.
You'll be in trouble.
Do you understand?
You'll be in trouble.
Please turn it over until you have instructions.
I'll turn it over.
Please turn it over.
Mio, you can do it from the second row.
Mio, you can do it from this side.
I'll turn it over.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
Turn it over to the side.
Are you an idiot?
Mio, you can turn it over from this side.
Mio, think about efficiency.
Let's start the test.
Asuka has recently settled down as a stupid leader.
Will she be able to regain her honor?
The first subject is Japanese.
All of them are basic questions,
but especially the kanji writing problem,
is a topic that was discussed on the national tour last year.
If she can't write this, she's a real idiot.
Ishioka is rumored to be an idiot.
And what is Mikami's academic ability?
Five minutes left!
Hey!
I'm scared.
Sister!
I'm scared.
I wonder if there are people who have already done it.
Oh, you've filled it all in.
I've filled it in.
You're fast.
The answer is fast, but the academic ability is...
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
Ryo-san, it's over.
Oh, you're smart.
You're smart.
I'm from the National Language and Literature Department at Shibari Women's University.
You're very smart.
Shibari?
Yes, so I'm going to have to work hard this time.
You're in first place, so...
That's right. I'll do my best.
Shut up!
It's okay, it's okay.
That's right.
You're in first place before Kurosawa comes.
You're in first place.
Shut up and look at the paper.
I'm scared.
You're in first place.
I'm scared.
I don't know if it's Shirayuri or Himawari.
Kogawa is the top student in the second generation of mascots.
Will Shirayuri be able to beat Kurosawa?
There's no time. Fill in something.
Stop it.
The national language test is over.
It's over.
Next, the second subject, Common Sense.
Common sense questions that you have to know about the latest current affairs.
You're checking the news, aren't you?
The third subject is Society.
Problems at the junior high school level, such as the name of a foreign person and his or her name.
But he didn't think it was such a stupid answer.
You're a fool.
What's wrong?
The answer was too stupid. I'm sorry.
No, you can't.
I couldn't think of anything.
The answer was too stupid.
You can't do that in the middle.
Hang in there.
I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
You can't do it.
The test of society is over.
It's over.
Everyone, please go to the left.
All subjects are over.
Who will get the title of the stupidest mascot?
We've finished collecting the answers.
It's time to answer.
The rankings are out.
Let's move on.
First of all, the average score is less than 40.
Who got the highest score?
Mr. Kodawa.
On the other hand, there was a person who had a disappointing result.
It was unexpected, but the one who had a bad score this time was...
Fuku-Cap.
No way, Fuku-Cap is an idiot?
It's a solid image.
Mr. Kawakami, wait a minute.
You usually call me an idiot, don't you?
I'm not an idiot.
You look happy even when you stand up.
I'm not an idiot.
Anyway, there were a lot of terrible things.
Let's introduce them.
First of all, Toichi.
Write the next year's name in kanji.
This is Toichi, who came to the live show every year.
Of course, you have to be correct.
Next, Mr. Kojima.
He was fast every time.
Let's look at Mr. Kojima's answer.
This is Sanpouro.
This is Akira.
You've been to Sanpouro, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
I've memorized the kanji characters by their silhouettes, so I thought I could do it.
It's totally different.
The silhouettes are totally different.
And this Kagoshima.
The answer is not interesting at all.
Natsume.
Let's look at Natsume's answer.
This is Kagoshima, and it's the face of Kago-chan.
It's not interesting at all.
You don't have to show your answer.
Then let's skip it.
Let's check it out.
Are you guys making fun of me?
I tried to make fun of you, but let's skip it.
It's not interesting at all.
Let's look at the next kanji characters.
This is Okachimachi.
It's a station.
This is Mikami.
Let's look at Mikami's answer.
This is Gochicho.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's a cute kanji, isn't it?
Thank you for the meal.
By the way, there is such a town in Shiga Prefecture.
Thank you for the meal.
I was looking for it.
Okachimachi.
I learned it today.
Kawakami.
No.
Let's see the answer of Kawakami.
Here.
Tsurezure-cho.
The atmosphere is a little...
Tsurezure-cho.
She is a little...
I'm happy.
She is really excited.
There is no such thing as coming in.
Kawakami, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Is it a position to support the leader of the team?
You can't do that.
It's a bit shaky.
Next question.
Complete the following phrase.
If the wind blows, you'll get a room.
What?
Tamo-san.
Tamo-san's answer is...
If the wind blows, you'll get a room.
It's similar.
It's mixed up.
It's like losing money.
By the way, Natsume's answer is...
If the wind blows, you'll get a room.
That's not funny at all.
Then you don't have to say it.
Please don't say it.
It's basically cold, so don't talk.
It's cold.
She has a bad mouth.
It's not funny at all.
It's cold.
It's nothing.
She has a bad mouth.
It's beautiful.
Let's do our best.
Write the name and title of the next artist.
Osamu Dazai.
Run Melos.
Human Disqualification.
There were many people who wrote it as Ryunosuke Akutagawa.
It's easy to misunderstand.
There are people who wrote a completely different answer.
Ishioka.
Let's take a look at Ishioka's answer.
Takuro Yoshida.
It's quite different.
It's funny.
Takuro Yoshida is not that old.
You know this song well, don't you?
I know it.
It's a song called Kaminoken.
It's terrible.
I thought it was Takuro Yoshida.
Please write the name and title of the next artist.
It's a matter of service.
Let's take a look at Yumekana-chan's answer.
It's a new year.
I feel like a new mascot.
It's Katsu.
It's good to write the kanji in brackets.
This is great.
As you can see, the correct answer is 575.
Some people don't know this.
Usa.
Usa's answer is this.
Everyone can see the panties. It's a mascot.
It's just a hobby.
I wanted to tell you that everyone can see the panties.
Didn't you know the rule of 575?
Natsume.
It's an unexpected answer.
You don't have to say the name.
Don't read it.
I don't care.
Next is common sense.
I didn't expect him to be so good at common sense.
Only one person got a perfect score.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Yumekana-chan got a perfect score.
Yumekana is usually crazy.
In fact, she was smart.
Do you read the news?
I read the news every day.
Next person.
Please answer the question.
This person.
Thomas Edison.
Kanzaki.
Kanzaki's answer is this.
MacArthur.
I've never seen him.
What kind of person does MacArthur know?
He has his own characteristics.
He's a good-looking guy.
We didn't have the same first name.
Next, Asuka.
Asuka.
She said BAAA!
She said BAAA! when she was about to say BAAA!
She's so talented.
Please write the name of the next person in full name.
You do it every day, right?
The correct answer is, of course, Yuriko Koike.
She's the governor of Tokyo.
I thought no one would get this wrong, but there were quite a few.
Fujiwara.
Fujiwara's answer is...
Sachiko Kurosawa.
You're kidding, right?
I don't know which one to choose for Sawa.
Sawa is difficult.
It's difficult.
Yoshizawa Gessu's answer is...
Michiru Kaoru.
Are you from the comedy industry?
I'm from Asakusa.
Isn't there someone who can do impersonations of Kaoru?
Kaoru Yahata?
That's the one.
Yuriko Koike and Kaoru Yahata.
Kaoru Michiru is not a combination.
I don't think I've ever met her.
This is terrible, everyone.
Remember the name of the governor.
The last one is the society.
The average score is less than 40.
The team is quite worried.
The highest score is...
Koga.
As expected of Matsukatsu's best student, Koga.
Will he be able to secure the top spot?
By the way, Kawakami.
Asuka.
The same score as Kawakami.
That's terrible.
I think I'm better.
We don't know yet.
Next, write the name of the world heritage site.
Here.
The summit of Banni.
Speaking of China.
Most people got this right.
Kojima.
Kojima is fast, isn't he?
He got it right away.
Kojima got it right away.
Here.
The broccoli field.
The answer is different, but Kojima is funny.
Why didn't you say the name of the building?
Matsukatsu should pay attention to the building.
Did you say the name of the green field?
Yes.
There are a lot of fine-looking broccoli.
There are a lot of them.
That's right.
There's one more.
This is Goryokaku.
Did you write it right away?
I wrote it right away.
Kojima wrote it right away.
Here.
The answer is different, but Kojima is funny.
Kojima's answer is very helpful for the TV.
It looks like this from the top.
It's very different.
It's in many places.
It's different.
It's funny.
It's different.
Because it's fast.
It's fast.
Next question.
There was this question.
Mont Saint-Michel.
It's a world heritage. It's a famous building in the top 3.
Kawakami.
Kawakami's answer.
Asuka is paying attention to it.
She's looking at it.
Kawakami's answer.
Here.
Pisha's tower.
You're making a lot of mistakes.
There's something there.
It's probably Kisa's castle.
Kisa's castle.
Kisa came here.
It's not straight.
Kisa's castle's tower is Pisha.
She took the tower.
She took it.
She's making a lot of mistakes.
Pisha's tower.
How about you, Kisa?
Pisha's tower is...
Kawakami.
That's impossible.
Kawakami can't stop being stupid.
Natsume's answer is Versailles.
She's always saying that.
It's Versailles.
It's not funny at all.
What is it?
It's a word I don't like.
Natsume can't stop being stupid.
Draw a picture of Napoleon's characteristics.
Napoleon.
Famous people like Borghi.
Napoleon.
Yes, this horse.
It would have been nice if you drew it like this.
Just looking at it makes me sad.
Napoleon.
There are a lot of people who don't have a picture in mind.
Is that so?
Kogawa.
Let's look at Kogawa's Napoleon.
Here it is.
It's fun.
Kogawa is a good student, but his picture is stupid.
I was riding a horse, but suddenly I was on a fishing river.
There is a fishing river.
I had a sword in my hand, so I remember raising my hand.
The composition of the picture is correct.
You don't have enough drawing skills.
Next is Guess.
Let's look at Guess's Napoleon.
Here it is.
It's small.
Is this person looking at that person?
What do you mean?
Who is looking at this person?
I'm looking at it from a very far distance.
It's not that person.
It's this person.
I haven't drawn it yet.
You don't need it, do you?
You don't have to say this person.
What is this person?
Did you leave it behind?
What is this person?
I left it behind.
I told you to wait.
Hey.
I'm Ishioka.
I'm sorry.
Let's look at Ishioka's Napoleon.
Here it is.
What is this?
Tell me this.
It's not that.
It's a thumb.
It's a V.
He's wearing a cap.
Who is this?
I remember him wearing a cap and raising his hand.
He looks like a baseball boy.
He doesn't look like a boy, but a baseball uncle.
I don't know what this is.
Next, Mikami.
Hey.
Let's look at Mikami's Napoleon.
The End
Let's look at Mikami's Napoleon.
It's a stomach, isn't it?
What did you put on your head?
I put something like a leaf on my head.
I put something like a scarf on my neck.
It's a necklace.
It's like a ring.
It's a ring, isn't it?
What's in your crotch?
It's a leaf.
You can see the apartment over there.
I can see it.
You can see it.
What's this?
Is it a memorial?
I don't know what this is.
Mikami is crying with a miraculous picture.
After this.
Next week.
Finally, Muscat No.1 is decided.
We'll let a stupid kid travel.
No.1 Stupid Kid Shiden.