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The most passionate about water, D-Day!
Today's D-Day is...
D-Day's Refresh Health Seminar!
We're back!
Miho-san, you've been glowing.
Is it because of this seminar?
Okubo-san is glowing, too.
You're 25, aren't you?
You're exaggerating!
I'm not exaggerating!
It's all thanks to you.
What are we doing today?
Everyone, thank you for coming today.
Listen carefully.
Today, your lives will change 180 degrees.
I'm happy, too. I'm really happy that your lives will change.
By the way, do you have any health problems?
I have a weak stomach, and when I'm nervous, I get a stomachache.
What's wrong with your stomach?
I have a stomachache.
Are you okay?
This drink will change all your stomach problems.
Is it called Relay Water?
Yes, Relay Water.
That's good for women.
It's embarrassing to have a stomachache.
Relay Water that doesn't cause a stomachache.
Learn how to be beautiful and healthy with Relay Water.
Relay Water is good for your health and beauty.
Relay Water doesn't cause a stomachache.
Thank you.
It's carbonated water.
Do you have any other problems?
I've been getting fat lately.
I can't lose weight no matter how hard I try.
I'm a little chubby.
But you can't lose weight by drinking water.
That's greedy.
Miyato, it's okay.
I can really lose weight.
Can you really lose weight?
That's Relay Water.
Is there anyone else?
Yes.
Well, I have a terrible stiff neck.
It'll get better, it'll get better, it'll get better.
What?
My stiff neck will get better.
Stiff neck?
Does it have anything to do with water?
On the contrary, this is the most effective for stiff neck.
What?
Stiff neck with water?
Relay Water, stiff neck.
It's not about losing weight.
Stiff neck is the most effective.
What?
That's amazing.
Sensei, I have a terrible stiff neck recently.
This is...
It comes from the age.
I see.
This will get better in no time.
In no time?
In no time.
That's Relay Water.
That's great.
It's not medicine, so if it's a shop...
It's safe.
Relay Water is safe and non-irritating.
Non-irritating.
Relay Water is safe and non-irritating.
That's right.
It's carbonated water.
That's right.
Even if you say you can't get a stiff neck, you can.
Ms. Okubo.
Yes.
Ms. Asagaya.
Yes.
You can't get a stiff neck.
What?
You can't?
That's Relay Water.
Yes.
That's Relay Water.
It's just a bottle.
I heard they call� kırmaan the water.
It's spirited water, and prettier than Water.
The white- especially.
If you live abroad in Eastern Europe, you'll hate it.
I'd drink it all...
but I can't get a stiff neck.
You can?
I can.
Hang on.
You don't question that?
Are you a doctor?
You don't question that?
I am a person who is looking after my body.
Since it's a relay race, I'd like to prove it with a relay drink.
First of all, gently open the cap so that the carbonic acid does not escape.
It's a strong carbonic acid, isn't it? It's not bicarbonate.
It's carbonic acid.
Oh, the foam is already...
Gently.
Let's eat.
The way you drink it is beautiful.
It's beautiful.
I wonder if it will come in more and more.
Can you explain the carbonic acid?
Diluent water is a very rare carbonic acid that comes out naturally.
It is characterized by being rich in minerals and iron and easy to drink.
Of course...
Did you just burp?
You burped, didn't you?
Did you just burp?
It's a coincidence.
It's a coincidence?
It's not because of this. It's a coincidence.
I talked too fast and the air...
The air...
It's really a coincidence.
You didn't burp, did you?
No way, no way.
I'm sorry. I didn't burp.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll do it again.
I'll do it again to prove it.
I'll drink half more.
There's no way you're going to burp.
The way you drink is so cool.
Carbonic acid makes women beautiful.
The way you drink is beautiful.
Please explain it to me.
Delay water is a very rare natural water and carbonic acid...
Wow, that's amazing!
What's wrong, Sensei?
Are you okay?
I've never heard of such a thing!
You guys are panicking a little bit.
That's not it!
What was that just now?
That's not it?
The intestines became active and it was super spicy.
Super spicy?
It's not here!
It's not here?
Even so, it's not here.
It was a fart, so it's not a fart.
It's close to a fart.
It's definitely close to a fart.
Sensei, you're always asking questions in the middle of the explanation.
You don't fart, do you?
I don't fart.
If you don't fart, it's because you're singing.
It's because you're singing.
You don't fart, do you?
I don't fart.
Aoi-san?
You're laughing a lot.
What's wrong?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Aoi-san?
I'm sorry, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Do you have any problems?
I haven't been able to get up in the morning lately.
I see.
It depends on you.
I'm fine. I'll get better.
I can get up in the morning because I feel better.
Can I drink it before I go to bed?
That's right. It doesn't make you feel better and you can get up in the morning.
That's what I drink before I go to bed.
I see.
I feel like I'm going to have a hiccup if I drink it before I go to bed.
I don't have a hiccup.
Really?
Can you prove it to me?
I'll prove it to you.
It's one of the reasons why I don't have a hiccup.
I see.
I want to be like you.
You're beautiful.
Please.
Are you all right?
I'll do it.
You're beautiful.
You're like a teacher.
You shine every day.
Please explain to me.
Relay water is a very rare carbonated water that comes out naturally.
It contains a lot of minerals and iron, so it's easy to drink.
Of course, you can drink it as it is, but it's also delicious when you mix it with alcohol.
Also, if you use it for washing your face, you can get rid of dirt from your pores.
You can also expect a beauty effect from the essence of carbonated water.
Some people also use it to wash their hair.
I see.
Is there such a thing?
It's a sound that the most vulgar woman shouldn't make.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
Is it different?
Yes, it is.
Now, it's the sound of a tape recorder.
What?
A tape recorder.
A tape recorder?
Yes, yes.
The one you often see on TV.
Is there a tape recorder playing now?
It's an effect sound.
An effect sound.
What kind of effect does it have?
It doesn't play.
It's a tape recorder.
Is it a sound of a tape recorder?
Yes, it is.
I was surprised that it was played suddenly.
Is that so?
I was surprised.
It's a low-pitched sound.
I've never heard of it.
Can we hear it?
Yes, you can.
Can we hear it?
I'd like to hear it before washing my face.
There are many effects.
Yes, there are.
There are.
It doesn't play and it has the effect of washing your face.
I'm glad to hear that.
It's some kind of effect.
It's a fitness reward.
My feet are smelly.
It's not good.
It doesn't heal.
It perfectly heals.
What?
For pleasure activity.
It has nothing to with water.
Carbonic acid breaks the smell.
It's seriously unattractive.
It's like a pain.
It's a bit dusty.
It's a bit sensitive.
It's because she's using it.
Even if it smells like feet, it's because of the gas.
That's right.
It's because of the gas.
It's because of the carbon dioxide.
It's because of the gas.
I'm worried that she won't drink it.
I'm sorry.
Is that okay?
It's because there are fewer people.
It's because it's for sale.
I want to give it to everyone. I don't drink too much.
No, no. It's okay, Sensei.
It's not until you hear the explanation.
If you hear the explanation, you can buy it.
You don't have to buy it.
Everyone wants to exchange the box.
What is it, Ms. Kariisaki?
Yes.
If you prove it, I'll buy it even if you don't get it.
That's right.
One box is 800 yen.
Oh, I see.
I can smell it from my shoulders and feet.
By the way, it's not good for love.
Why?
Why do you say that?
Even if I say something good, I feel like I'm going to graduate.
Are you okay?
I'm curious about carbonated water.
Oh, you're curious about carbonated water.
It's not good for love.
It's good to hear that.
That's right.
Oh, I see.
It's just a gap.
I don't like it.
How about 800 yen for one?
I don't like it.
I haven't heard the explanation yet.
I'll ask you.
800 yen for one.
I'll ask you.
800 yen for one without a gap.
See you next week.
Please.
Stomach, shoulder, foot odor, etc.
Clear your body's worries.
Carbonated water without a gap.
It's beautiful.
Is it because it's easy to drink?
Please explain the Relay Water.
The Relay Water is a very rare carbonated water that comes out naturally.
It contains a lot of minerals and iron, so it's easy to drink.
Of course, you can drink it deliciously as it is, but it's also delicious when you mix it with alcohol.
Also, if you use it for washing your face, you can expect a beauty effect from the stimulation of carbonation.
Also, when you wash your hair...
It's a fraud!
Go home!
It's a fraud!
Go home!
It's suspicious, isn't it?
It's terrible.
It's too expensive.
What are you talking about?
I'm sure it won't come out.
I see.
The other day, Usa Miharu of the 3rd Gen.
Hasegawa Rui.
Yes.
Hasegawa Rui.
You joined us.
Yes.
Have you gotten used to it?
Not yet.
When you join later, you have to learn all the choreographies.
That's right.
It's hard, isn't it, Ryo?
Can you remember?
Yes.
I'll do my best.
She's doing her best.
She's doing her best?
Yes.
She remembers?
She's great.
She's serious.
She's great.
I see.
Do you like singing and dancing?
Yes, I enjoy it.
That's good.
Rui, too.
But she's doing her best.
Yes.
Everyone is kind.
That's right.
If you bully her.
I'd like you to teach her.
The 3rd Gen. has just joined us.
Today, there's one more person.
What?
There's one more person?
Yes.
She's a new member.
Thank you.
I don't know who she is.
She's a fan.
She'll quit soon.
You're the ones who should quit.
I can't trust her.
I have to keep her.
She was supposed to come last time.
That's right. She was supposed to come with those two.
But there was a reason.
There was a reason?
Actually, there was another third-generation student.
The third-generation student who couldn't come last time due to some reasons,
is joining us this time.
So she's the third-generation student.
She's a new student.
Let's welcome her.
Please come in.
Oh!
What's this?
This salad is nice.
Who are you taking?
You.
I'm Utsumi La Avila, the host of Utsumi's famous talent show.
Nice to meet you.
Who are you?
This is the contract.
This is Melon.
This is Pony.
Pony?
You're a Pony Channel member, right?
Yes, I watch it often.
Utsumi, you have a lot of hair.
I've been a variety show host for 10 years.
You've been a variety show host for 10 years?
My name is Kurosawa Mirei.
I've been a variety show host for 10 years.
My hobby is variety shows.
My specialty is variety shows.
Oh!
Conditions.
A meal with good friends.
No.
Help a stupid leader.
No.
A strong performance.
No.
Record more than 18 people.
No.
These are the conditions of the contract.
No, no, no.
I can't do it.
I've seen that before.
It's Thursday, right?
Yes, Thursday.
I hate the crowd.
I hate the authority.
I hate being restrained.
Her weapon is her 10 years of experience in variety shows.
Kurosawa Mirei.
Also known as Maskatsu X.
She's the only one who talks.
That's why she's like that.
That's right.
There's a contract with her.
That's why she was 18 years old when she joined CG.
That's right.
That's right. Maybe it's because of the contract.
The job after 18 years old...
I won't do it.
It's impossible.
I can't do it.
I won't get along with you.
I don't need it.
If you say you won't get along,
what about the dinner party between friends?
I won't do it.
It's impossible.
You don't have to get along.
That's right.
You don't have to do it.
That's right.
You don't want to join, do you?
I can do it better than you.
I've been doing it for 10 years.
10 years?
I've been doing it for 10 years.
I wonder why Kurosawa joined.
I'm not interested in it.
Kurosawa is amazing.
What's your favorite creature?
I like Black Mamba.
Black Mamba?
Do you know Black Mamba?
I don't know.
It's the world's strongest poisonous snake.
Poisonous snake?
It's said to be the snake that took the lives of the most people in the world.
Do you like poisonous snakes?
What do you like about it?
I can't get enough of its charm.
Charm?
I've never seen it before.
Do you have any special skills?
I can send water for 3.5 minutes.
3.5 minutes?
That's amazing.
That's like Eva-chan.
I can do that and make a mascot.
It's like a net blog.
You don't make a mascot, do you?
What is it, Asuka?
What is it?
I'm really getting a bite.
It's like Black Mamba.
What is it?
It's not what it is.
What can you do?
I...
Well...
I...
I... I don't do anything special...
I don't know, but I don't do anything special.
I can't do it.
You haven't been able to show anything yet.
Only mouth and gills.
You can only show mouth and gills.
And... do you have any other special skill?
I've been doing dance for 6 years.
Dance?
That's a little too much.
I've been doing it for 6 years.
I've been doing it since I was in elementary school.
That's hip-hop, isn't it?
Is it different?
Do you need a mascot?
Yes, I do.
But in the corner of the live show, I laugh and come back.
So I think I'm a little ugly.
Are you the one from the live show?
I'm not Shigeru Muroi.
You're amazing.
You can touch everything.
You're good at it.
It was good.
Do you eat spicy food?
Yes, I always carry it with me.
That's amazing.
Do you need that kind of information?
Do you like snakes or spicy food?
What is it, Mr. Mukitamago?
That's amazing.
I want to say it, but I don't know what to say.
This information is necessary, isn't it?
That's right.
Is there anyone else who is good at spicy food?
There is.
That's amazing.
Do you eat shichimi?
You can win in Karayama.
I bought a spider.
I bought a snake.
A snake and a spider?
It doesn't matter.
No, no, no.
First of all, it's important to say hello.
I don't think people who can't say hello can do it.
You're so detailed, Tia.
Tia is so detailed.
You're so detailed.
That's a bad way to say it.
I'm not complimenting you.
Do you want to say hello?
I don't want to say hello.
She doesn't want to say hello.
You don't need to say hello.
What do you want to say?
What is it, Mr. Mukitamago?
She can't say anything.
She's not weak.
She can't say anything.
Mr. Kurosawa has three kids.
Three kids.
I don't think he's going to get along with them.
Please get along with them.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Please get along with them.
Please do your best.
Thank you.
That's all.
Thank you.