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Welcome, welcome.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Ah, they're here, they're here.
Hey, is everyone hungry?
Yes!
Today, you know, if you make Hirata-san laugh, you'll get a snack.
Do your best!
Yes!
Isn't she really angry?
This is the private Banana Mango High School traditional cafeteria.
Here, only the ones that made the Hirata-no-Baba laugh are served.
However, the Hirata-no-Baba doesn't laugh so easily.
Now, if you want a snack, make the Baba laugh!
Let's go.
Is Aoi there?
Aoi, right?
She's your favorite.
Where's Aoi?
Aoi is there, in the middle.
She's there, Aoi.
Look at me, Aoi.
Look at me all the time.
Look at my eyes all the time.
I'm scared.
I'm scared!
She's laughing.
She's starting to laugh.
She's cool.
Don't laugh, Aoi.
Aoi's favorite, Hirata-san.
Let's go.
First, the girl in the front.
Yes.
Do you want a snack, Aoi?
I want a fried shrimp.
Let's go.
Minami and...
Why don't you do the Pero-Pero exercise?
Pero-Pero exercise
Get down!
It's not funny at all.
It's not like that, is it?
It's not like that.
Get down!
Do it again!
Okay, next!
Oh?
Hirota-san, make her laugh.
What's your name?
I'm Ui Mita.
What do you want to eat?
I'll have a croquette, please.
Unexpectedly...
Radio exercise number 98!
It's a long way to go.
There's no place to train until 98.
I see.
Radio exercise number 98!
L-dun Dun Du-dun competition 21
Du dun Dun Du Du Du Dun DING D
STOP!!!!
Hey, what's that?
Can't we?
That's not right.
You said 98 is not right.
Yeah.
It's not fun.
Yeah, really?
Obakepe!
Ah,
SCRATCH!
Oh, you think it's so easy?
What are you doing? Obakepe!
Say Oshamanbe reiteratingly!
Go ahead and say Oshamanbe
Oshamanbe!
That's not it!
Oshamanbe!
That's amazing
He's the type of person who can do it
He's loyal
He's loyal to his family
Don't make fun of me, Oshamanbe!
Hidasa's grandmother is loyal to Oshamanbe
Right? She's the generation of Oshamanbe
Here she is
Don't make fun of me, Hidasa
What's your name?
I'm Asuka Kirara
What do you want to eat?
I'll have a fried shrimp
Do the face of a fool
The face of a fool
Here I go
What are you doing?
You laughed
What are you doing?
That's not it
You laughed
What's wrong?
Are you worried?
Do it again
I'm worried
Do it again, sorry
Let me see it again
Power! Under power!
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
Are you okay? I'm worried about you
How is it?
I'm worried about you
Are you doing something? Are you okay?
I'm okay
Are you doing something?
I'm doing something
Don't do it
I'm not doing it
Go back
Go back once
The leader is worried about everything
You drink a lot of water
I do
Next
It's not coming out
What's your name?
I'm Hatsumi Shina
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat fried chicken
Do a funny Shorinji Kenpo
It's spreading
Is it good?
You just farted, didn't you?
That's rude.
You just farted, didn't you?
It's weird for a person who gets food to fart, isn't it?
It's a little different today.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's going in a different direction.
Did you fart?
No, I didn't.
You made a weird sound.
I did.
No, I didn't.
Do it again.
Let's do it with Asuka Kirara.
It's an interesting processing method.
The face of a fool.
Do you want to do a collaboration with this?
Yes.
It's a muscat that tastes this harsh environment.
Oh, it came out.
Under par.
It came out.
Go, go, go.
It's not a gag.
Okubo-san, what is this?
I'm really sorry.
What's wrong? Are you guys excited?
You two didn't do anything weird, did you?
We didn't.
I hope you don't look down on us.
You guys.
I'm scared.
I'm going to drink water.
What? You're going to drink water?
I'm going to drink water.
Don't drink too much.
The leader is saying unnecessary things.
Next.
Yes.
What is this?
I'm Matsuoka.
Aren't you a monster?
I'm not a monster.
I don't know.
Don't you want to see it?
It's good from behind.
Turn around.
Huh?
It's just behind.
It's a shame.
I was surprised.
It's a little scary.
Next.
I'm counting on you, Mikami.
Yes.
What's your name?
I'm Miwa Mikami.
What do you want to eat?
Fried chicken.
That's about it.
Do the rampage tap dance.
Rampage tap dance.
Oh, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop.
Mikami, stop.
You're too fast.
Do it again.
Maybe you should go slower.
Say, let's start.
Let's start.
Hurry, hurry.
Say, let's start.
Mikami, listen.
Listen to me.
Let's start.
You can do it properly, right?
It looks fun.
Go, go, go.
Say something after the dance.
Give me.
Can you say something else?
Give me.
I want to eat fried chicken.
Can you do it again?
Hirata-san, you were weak at panties.
I'm weak at panties.
You were laughing at panties last time.
I'll give you a point.
I'm happy.
Hirata-san is weak at panties.
I don't laugh at panties anymore.
You don't laugh at panties anymore.
Stop it.
Don't wear panties.
Anyway, Hirata-san is weak at panties.
Now we know why Hirata-san is so funny.
Next.
Let's go.
Here she is.
Your favorite is here.
You're here, Aoi-chan.
How have you been?
I'm fine.
I'm here.
What are you looking at?
I'm not looking at you.
You're not looking at me?
I'm not looking at you, either.
I don't think it's the same.
It's been 3 years since I ate Obon.
Did you eat Obon?
I'll eat Obon.
You'll eat Obon, right?
I'll eat Obon.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat croquette.
Let's eat croquette.
Next.
Flying woman.
It's your chance.
Flying woman.
Did you eat it?
I thought it was a fly.
It's a fly.
Is it a fly or a fly?
I have a fly.
I don't know what's going on.
Keep doing it.
Keep doing it over there.
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
My name is Masami Uchikawa.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat fried shrimp.
What should we do?
Do the angry punch face.
What is Masami Uchikawa going to do?
Don't mind her.
She is a fly girl.
It's hard to do.
Keep doing it.
It's hard to do, but keep doing it.
Concentrate.
Come here.
Go over there.
What is Masami Uchikawa going to do?
Keep doing it.
Next.
Let's go to the next one.
What's your name?
My name is Shiori Kunisaki.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat minced meat cutlet.
Minced meat cutlet.
What should we do?
Do the moonwalk with excitement.
What is Masami Uchikawa going to do?
It's fun.
What should we do?
It's a great collaboration.
What is Masami Uchikawa going to do?
It's amazing.
It's funny to see her angry face.
I'll do it.
She did it.
It's a collaboration of the three of us.
I'm glad.
You were a bonus.
I was in a hurry.
Fried shrimp.
You were funny.
I was in a hurry.
Do your best.
I'll do it.
There are a lot of side dishes.
It's my favorite.
Keep looking at my face.
Don't look away.
Stop it!
Osha Manbei!
This is basically faithful.
No one can say Osha Manbei so beautifully and faithfully.
This is the correct Osha Manbei, everyone.
Next!
What's your name?
I'm Marina Shiraishi.
What do you want to eat?
I'll have a fried shrimp, please.
Then, do a dancing dogeza.
Yes!
She accepts it right away.
Dancing dogeza!
So fast!
Is your knee okay?
So fast!
Scary! So fast!
Scary!
This move is so fast!
From there...
Scary!
My knee! It hurts!
Scary!
What's wrong with my knee?
Sorry!
My knee hurts!
What was it?
I'm scared!
I'll break the plate!
I'm scared!
Thank you!
You're doing a good dogeza.
Amazing!
I'll eat it.
It's so easy!
Amazing!
Thank you!
Next!
She's here!
She's here.
She's here to get her food.
She's here.
What's your name?
I'm Miho, the younger sister of Asagaya.
What do you want to eat?
I'll have a croquette, please.
Number 3, why aren't you dancing?
Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi... Pi...
The squid and the octopus are different.
What's that?!
Mio must be so much fun that she's being chased!
What are you going to do? Do it again?
Do it again.
You have to do it again.
But it isn't bad.
You can do it more.
One more time.
One more time?
1, 2, 3, 4.
Pii, pii, pii, pii, pii.
Donburi and something else's seeds.
You're wrong.
Pii, pii, pii, pii.
Something else's seeds.
That's the wrong level.
What's the level?
Donburi and something else's seeds.
There's a difference between Donburi and something else's, right?
Something else's.
What can we do?
Thank you.
She's so kind.
Thank you.
Something else's seeds.
Thank you.
Miho-san is in a good mood after being cornered.
I can't finish it.
You can't finish it?
I can't.
Tsuka-chan.
Tsuka-chan, please.
I'm sorry.
Do the samba dance at the end.
I see.
Tsuka-chan, please.
Tsuka-chan's samba dance.
I'm sorry.
You can do it, Tsuka-chan. It's your favorite.
I want to laugh and finish it.
Tsuka-chan, please.
Tsuka-chan.
I don't know what Menchi-katsu and Ham-katsu are.
Why?
Are you laughing?
I'm laughing.
Are you laughing?
Tsuka-chan, why are you doing the same thing?
Tsuka-chan is more serious than I thought.
I'm in trouble.
But it was cute.
It's okay, Tsuka-chan.
Tsuka-chan.
Tsuka-chan, what do you want to eat?
Tsuka-chan has a lot of side dishes.
Then I'll have Menchi-katsu.
Tsuka-chan is more serious than I thought.
It's your favorite.
What should I do?
Are you ready?
Please do it next time.
See you next week.
We've been doing a lot of surveys.
There's one thing I'm curious about.
There's a lot of complaints about one of the members.
I can't leave this alone.
Who is it?
I think it's me.
At times like this, he's the most clumsy.
He's the most clumsy.
Do you have any complaints?
I'm really perfect.
Perfect?
Can I say something?
What is it?
There's something I've been thinking about lately.
There were two weeks of live performances.
We do rehearsals because it's a live performance.
He's the leader and the center, but he's done two rehearsals in a row.
I can't believe it.
I was surprised.
We don't know why he took a break.
I don't know why he took a break.
I'm sure there's something else.
I think so, too.
He doesn't come to the small boxes at all.
He only comes to big events and scary adults.
He's a fool.
It depends on the place.
That's not true.
He takes dance lessons once a week to improve his dancing skills.
He's the leader, but he doesn't take any lessons.
This is unprecedented for a leader.
He can't hide his surprise.
He was sick, so he took a break.
I told the audience.
You did, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I told the audience.
It's a real cold.
A real cold?
It's a cold, isn't it?
There are people who come even if they're sick.
There are.
I don't know why.
I don't know why there's no leader today.
I think he's a fool.
His cell phone was broken and he couldn't get in touch.
He couldn't get to the place of the lesson.
I think that's inevitable.
He's a fool.
That's strange.
Even if his cell phone is broken, he knows where it is.
He's a fool.
He's strong.
He's made a character like that.
He's amazing.
He's great.
He's a character chomper.
He's great.
He always comes to the same place.
It's normal for him to come even if he has a fever or a cold.
But he doesn't have a key.
What do you mean he doesn't have a key?
He doesn't have a key to his house.
That's why he doesn't have a practice gear.
He doesn't have a practice gear.
When Mita-san didn't have a practice gear, he bought it at Don Quijote.
That's right.
He usually does that much.
He's a leader.
He shouldn't skip practice.
As a leader, you shouldn't do that.
He's too young to be a leader.
I want to be a leader!
I'll make a character for you.
I don't want to be a leader.
It's been a year.
I feel like I haven't done anything.
I've been doing my best.
Let's go with this.
Sounds good.
Yahagi-san, let's dance!
I don't want to dance.
Why should I dance?
Stop it.
Don't get me involved.
Do it again.
I can feel the atmosphere.
I'm serious.
I was called out and scolded.
The adults.
Of course.
I regretted it.
You regretted it, but everyone around you is saying,
What's wrong with him?
That's bad.
You have to get your original intention back.
You'd better get it back.
You might not make it in time.
You're not serious.
That's right.
You're over there.
Go over there.
You're over there.
That's bad!
Hey, over there!
That's bad!
What's bad?
That's bad!
What's bad?
That's bad!
What's bad is you!
I'm going to sit down.
What? That's a good chair.
You can put it on.
You're the worst.
What's that?
That's how it is.
Well, you can chill there.
You're the worst.
I can't say it anymore.
I don't want to touch it anymore.
I'm afraid.
It's like this.
Don't skip rehearsals ever again.
You're the worst.
No, you're the worst.
Okay.
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I've been wanting to buy a car lately.
A car?
Yeah.
Isn't a motorcycle cool?
Yeah, it's cool.
But I thought a car would be nice too.
You're right. A car is more convenient.
But a motorcycle is good for catching a cold.
You're right.
But a bicycle might be good too.
Anything is fine.
Everything is fine, so don't you get lost?
I'll get lost.
I wish someone would decide for me.
You're Yamane-san, right?
Your body fat is 51, right?
You're going to die soon.
Am I going to die?