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Masugato Naito
The 1st Ogihai Sotatsu Kamate Judo Championship
It's started
Kamate Judo is a competition to see how much the judge cares about you
This time, Seed Kojima will also participate in the semi-final
The first match of the semi-final, the players enter
Seed Kojima
Finally, Seed Kojima will come out
I can win, I'm going to win
This is a big match
Start!
From now on...
It's unique
Majima World
Unique
I've seen this before
Why is it so cute?
I'm going to do it!
What is this?
It's a semi-final
It has nothing to do with this
Idiot
Why are you looking at the other girls?
I'm more attached to Hiro-kun
Why are you looking at the other girls?
Idiot
Wait a minute, I'm going to take a look at the other girls
I'm going to make her jealous
He's trying to make her jealous
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Come here! Come here!
Think about it a little more.
I'll do it myself.
I'm sure I'll want to do it.
I'll do it as usual.
It doesn't resonate in a man's heart.
This is it!
You think it's not like this, don't you?
I can do it.
It doesn't change.
One point!
Kojima is...
Yes!
Why did you say yes?
Kojima, was it a surprise attack?
Why did you say yes?
He's too childish.
What's wrong with him?
It's strange.
Maybe he wasn't suitable for it.
Matsukawa!
It's erotic.
The meaning is a little different.
It's erotic.
It's like a high-five.
It's sweet.
It's connected.
The second game of the semi-final.
Contestants, come in!
Let's go.
He looks relaxed.
He looks like he's in a bad mood.
He has a bad look in his eyes.
Let's go!
Huh? One time...
One time...
It passed by...
Mr. Ogi...
Come here.
Oh, it's new!
She's gone! She's gone!
She's gone to be sucked in.
Hey, honey.
Let's stop fighting.
You don't have a day off, do you? You're busy every day.
What kind of setting is this?
I don't have to work.
I have money.
That's why I've been protecting myself like this.
I love you.
She's good!
That's right.
That's the right judgment. She's good.
Oh, she's taking this one too.
Huh?
She's putting it on her.
Oge-san...
I don't have money, but...
I like you.
I've never been able to say it, but...
when you come into the studio,
my heart starts to race.
Good, good.
I like you.
Money...
It's either she likes me or I like her.
Oge-san...
Huh?
Oh, she's here.
I still don't understand a girl like that.
What is this?
She's acting like Kimidora.
She's looking at a dirty picture.
Oge-san, don't be obsessed with that old lady.
She called me an old lady.
There are a lot of young people, right?
But what do you really like?
Which one is it?
Money.
Right?
She said money.
Don't do this anymore.
You don't have to make me do this.
Go, go.
Don't make me do it.
I like money.
Oge-san, you're the best.
She became a money.
I didn't think she'd become a money.
Money, huh?
Okay.
Ayu will eventually wake up.
That's right.
Money is good.
Money, money.
I see.
Money is good.
Was she like that?
Money is good.
Go home.
Okay.
Miho-san.
Are you okay?
Miho-san, are you okay?
Are you okay, Miho-san?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Miho-san?
Miho-san.
You looked at me once, didn't you?
I did.
I really looked at you.
I had eyes.
You did, didn't you?
You ignored me, didn't you?
She doesn't care at all.
She doesn't care.
She doesn't care about the second.
It's the final round.
Will Amatsuka or Mita Fujin win?
Alright, let's do this.
I'm ready.
You can do it.
He's watching.
He's so sweet.
He's so good.
He's kissing her on the lips.
He's so good when it's a final.
They're two different types.
That's true.
He's watching the referee.
Was there a time like this?
Hey, hey, hey.
He's provoking her.
He's so good.
He'll get fired right away.
That's right.
He'll cause an incident.
Obi-san.
I...
He's my rival.
Your type is completely different, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Why don't you switch with me?
Oh, you're right.
That's a plan.
Can you forgive me?
No, I can't.
I see.
You can make me number one.
See?
She's thinking.
She's good.
Use me occasionally.
I don't want to fight anymore.
I know you like me.
Did you hear that?
That's a kind voice.
On the other hand, she has a strong personality.
I see.
I love you, so I want to be with you forever.
Oh, this is a different type.
You don't have to decide, do you?
It's okay.
I'm saying you don't have to decide.
I like a lot of people.
That's right.
If you choose Mitakuji, you can play with him.
It's the best thing for a man, isn't it?
I'll get you a house to play with.
What?
A house to play with?
Why are you listening to Hiro?
Is there a back story to that?
What are you trying to play with?
Hiro, listen to me.
I think it's better to be convenient.
When you want to play with him, you can play with other people.
I really want to be with you every day.
But you have to have a big heart.
Hiro, I'm going to Japan.
If you call me, I'll go with you.
I really want to be with you every day.
But you have to have a big heart.
I'm getting married, so I'll go with you.
Which one?
The winner is...
The winner is me.
I'll go with you.
The champion is Mita Fujin!
Mita Fujin's perfect victory thanks to his skillful Hildra Senpou!
As expected, he knows what it's like to be a man.
He does.
He knows it's okay to play.
Mita Fujin had a lot of tricks up his sleeve.
Of course, Miho-san.
He's just an old fart!
What?
Miho-san, why don't you try spoiling him?
What?
Miho-san, why don't you try spoiling him?
Hey, try it then.
Miho-san, you've got some tricks up your sleeve, don't you?
Miho-san, Miho-san, Miho-san.
What's wrong?
I want you to overturn the verdict.
Miho-san, Miho-san, Miho-san.
What a terrible player.
That was a close one.
I'm going to lose.
Shinagawa Urusei Yo-Grand Prix!
As you all know, he's a great director.
Yes, he is.
He's a great director.
He's been making a lot of money.
Oh, really?
He's a black belt.
Oh, really?
He's planning to make a new film soon.
That's what he said.
He's making a move.
So today, we're going to have a special audition for these mascots.
Really?
Director Shinagawa has made a lot of hit films.
This time, he's going to have an audition for his latest film.
However, this audition is a complete lie.
He's going to send the mascots to an audition.
It's a surprise project for Shinagawa.
For this audition, we have these people here.
Let's welcome them!
I'll do my best.
From now on, the Mascots will have their own auditions.
Take a look at these votes.
These?
These are the special votes.
Special votes.
These are not votes.
Go home.
Are you making fun of me?
Don't make fun of me. Shut up.
Each of you has a point.
If you tell this to Director Shinagawa, you'll get a point.
That's rude.
That's pretty rude.
There will be no auditions at all.
Yes.
Everything is a prank to Shinagawa, who believes that this is a real audition.
Who is going to say a lot of keywords?
Should I go first?
Yes, please.
You go first.
Yes.
Who should I choose?
Aoi.
You look like a robot.
The first group is Aoi and Yahagi.
How many points will they get from Shinagawa?
Mascot Night will be broadcast on TMS.com.
The first group is Aoi and Yahagi.
How many points will they get from Shinagawa?
Yes.
Hello, nice to meet you.
My name is Tsukasa Aoi.
Nice to meet you.
May I start?
Yes, please.
Could you introduce yourself?
Yes.
My name is Tsukasa Aoi.
I'm 26 years old.
Nice to meet you.
Do you have any special skills?
Special skills?
Well, my special skill is...
I can tell if you like cats or dogs at a glance.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Then, which one do I like?
Do you like cats?
No, I like dogs.
I'm sorry.
But maybe you liked cats in your past life.
In my past life?
Yes.
In my past life...
Yes.
By the way, have you ever seen my movies?
I've seen all of them.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Which one was your favorite?
All of them were interesting.
Yes, all of them were interesting.
Especially?
If I say especially,
if I don't say it,
it will make a difference.
If I say especially,
it won't be equal.
It's not equal.
Because I'm filming all of them.
I think it's better not to say it.
I see.
Do you like Back to the Future?
I like Back to the Future.
That's wrong.
I like Back to the Future.
It's not my movie.
But I like Back to the Future.
I like it, too.
But I don't watch Back to the Future.
There are some impressive scenes in my movie.
You don't want to rank them, do you?
No, I don't. I want them to be equal.
You want them to be equal?
Yes.
Like, I remember this scene. I like this scene.
But if you mention a scene that impresses you, there's a difference between it and other scenes.
If I mention a scene that impresses me, there's a difference between it and other scenes.
It's not equal again.
It means the other scenes weren't interesting.
So you don't want to mention them.
No, I don't.
You've seen the movie, haven't you?
Yes, I like the movie, Back to the Future.
Back to the Future.
I don't have anything to do with it, though.
Which scene from Back to the Future do you like?
If I mention them, there's a difference between them.
Don't worry.
I don't have anything to do with Back to the Future.
You can't rank them, can you?
No, I can't.
I see.
There's an action scene in the movie.
Yes.
I'd like to see the action scene.
Action?
Yes.
Reaction?
No, action.
Action?
Reaction.
Because it's a movie. It's a variety show.
Yes.
There's an action scene.
Action scene?
Yes.
Don't you know what an action scene is?
Action?
The one where you do this and that?
This and that?
No, that's not a good way to say it.
Yes.
You know, when you fight.
There are a lot of swords there.
You use them to shoot.
Yes.
Don't you have a favorite weapon?
If I decide on a favorite weapon,
I'll be rude to other weapons.
If you decide on a favorite weapon, you'll be rude to other weapons.
No, no, no.
I'm not jealous of other weapons.
I'm not told to be quiet at all.
You're kind.
I'm not told at all.
Let's hold it for now.
I'll hold the gun.
My favorite one.
I'll hold the gun.
I'll play music.
You point at Shinagawa-kun.
Raise your hand.
I'll raise my hand.
No, no, no.
I'll play music.
You're laughing.
I'll raise my hand.
I'll play music.
Bakyun, bakyun.
Bakyun.
No, no, no.
Bakyun.
No?
Not quite.
It's an action, so you can move a little.
You can run, stop, and hold the gun.
Can I play some music?
Yes.
Can I play some music?
Yes.
You don't have to do anything.
It's not bad.
Even if you get hit lightly.
I'm scared if I get hit.
Even if you get hit by music.
I'm going to react.
It's not a reaction, it's an action.
I'm sorry, I'll do it again.
I'll hit you.
You're dancing.
You're laughing.
It's an action.
I'm not angry at all.
You're laughing.
I'm laughing.
What should I do?
It's an action.
Shut up, raise your hand.
No, that's...
It's not like that.
It's like a movement of the body.
Movement of the body.
Did you do any sports?
Fencing.
I did fencing.
Fencing?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Then, try fencing in the city.
That's good.
I'll hit Shinagawa-kun.
Bang!
Fencing is a moon.
I didn't say bang.
Bang!
Fencing is a moon.
Bang!
Fencing is a moon.
Bang!
I'll play some music.
That's good.
I'll play some music.
Like that.
I'll play some music.
Wow!
1, 2, 3, 4
What do you mean by 3, 4?
I think you have a lot of guts, but you can't run away.
Did I pass?
You shouldn't ask yourself that.
You're so calm.
What's going on?
He's so kind.
Do you have anything you want to ask him?
No, I don't.
But I'm a fan of Mikiti.
I'm a fan of Mikiti.
Mikiti is cute, isn't he?
I have nothing to do with Mikiti.
I've never met him.
I'm not a fan of Mikiti.
Who are you?
I'm a fan of Mikiti.
I'm not a fan of Mikiti.
Why are you so down?
I'm not a fan of Mikiti.
Can I go home?
You can go home.
Do you want to go home?
You don't have to ask me that.
How many percent do you want to go home?
I don't want to go home.
Can you give me a hint?
How many percent?
I want to go home at 30%.
It's low.
You should give me a higher number.
No, no, no.
You're going to hit me later, aren't you?
I'm not going to hit you.
If I hit you, I'll give you a higher number.
I don't mind if you give me a pillow.
Really?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I said I'm sorry.
It's fine. We got 10 points.
It's true that this is difficult.
Yes.
I see.
I have a lot of money.
Now?
Yes.
But sometimes I'm worried about my future.
I have it, too.
I don't have money, but I want to get married.
But you're in love.
I'm in love, but I don't feel like I'm getting married.
It's hard to get married, isn't it?
I don't know what love is.
It's an eternal theme.
I don't know what love is.
Put a toothpick in your hand and rub it.
It stinks.
That's smelly, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Shit!
That's smelly, isn't it?