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Jitsuan Derby!
Jitsuan Derby is a competition where you have to confess that you are 〇〇.
Let's see who's story is the most interesting.
The first race is these three. Who will have the most interesting story?
Everyone, please guess.
I don't know at all. Even if I guess...
I don't know at all.
They are also people who guess, right?
That's right.
That's why I don't know the meaning of this guess.
That's right.
Go ahead.
You got it, right?
I got it.
From Yokubo.
I think the story of Sanni and Rire will be the most interesting.
I think you have to have something to jump into the entertainment world with the word Rire.
I see.
There are various troubles.
I think there is a slight advance.
With expectations.
I see.
It's a light crime.
It looks like that.
Then, let's start from Ichiwaku's story.
Actually, before I became a fortune teller, I worked at a cabaret club.
How long did you work there?
About a year.
Where was it?
It was in Yokohama.
Ah, that's good. That's a good start.
Kanna is good.
Kanna is good, isn't she?
That's unexpected.
How about Genjina?
Genjina is Shizuka.
Shizuka.
That's good. That's a good start.
Shizuka.
Here it is.
It doesn't change much.
Her hair is black.
How long ago was this?
About a year ago.
That long?
Did you work at a cabaret club until just before your debut?
Yes.
I worked at a cabaret club for about 3 months.
That's amazing.
That's when you became a fortune teller.
That's right.
That's amazing.
That's a good start.
Next, Crazy Dream! Yume Kanna Departs!
Actually, I'm a crazy person, but my family is a public servant family.
A public servant family.
A stable family.
I think I understand.
A firm family.
Public servants.
I see.
What kind of family do you have?
Your father and mother?
My older brother is a police officer.
Oh, I see.
My grandmother is a police officer's daughter.
She's been all over the country.
My father is a teacher.
A teacher?
Yes, he's a teacher.
He's a math teacher.
In high school?
No, in elementary school and junior high school.
That's amazing.
No matter what you say, I don't feel surprised.
You seem to have a lot of things.
And finally, the crazy fable, Delay Departs!
Delay Departs!
I was 15kg and my nickname was Anpanman.
15kg is quite a lot.
More than now?
Yes, I was over 60kg.
Over 60kg.
You were over 60kg.
This is the picture at that time.
It's rough.
It's rough and you can't see it even if you're fat.
About this much?
That's right.
Where is this place?
This is the center street of Shibuya.
Are you a student?
Yes, I was in the third year of high school.
Were you a girl who played in the center street of Shibuya?
Yes.
Every day?
How do you play in Shibuya?
That's right, high school students.
I took purikura.
Didn't you dance Parapara?
I did Parapara.
Parapara?
I want to see it.
Show me Parapara.
That's right.
It's coming.
Can you do Parapara?
Can you dance Parapara?
Yes, I can.
What kind of expression is that?
It's beautiful.
You look like you can do it.
It's better than I thought.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It's a big fable.
But...
Actually, I also did gyaru.
Really?
I did it.
Gyaru is impossible.
Really?
I did gyaru.
Did you do it?
I think it's impossible.
Can you do Parapara?
Parapara?
Yes, Parapara.
It's a fable.
No, it's not.
You're lying.
No, it's not.
I've never seen it.
Please touch it.
No, it's not.
It's a crazy dream where you can clearly see Parapara's lies.
There's a confession.
Actually, I've dated a girl.
That's good.
You can say that.
That's good.
Really?
Is it bisexual?
The only girl I've fallen in love with is that girl.
Isn't that the end?
No, it's not.
It's coming.
It's still coming.
It's coming from the outside.
It's a dream.
It's amazing.
It's not a relay.
What is it?
I'm going to wear it.
That's not fair.
You're going to wear it?
I'm going to wear it.
I've always liked girls since I was little.
You're weak when you wear it.
I wore it when I was little.
If you don't wear it, you have to go up.
It's because you're an adult.
It's recent.
It's recent?
It's recent, right?
It was two years ago.
You dated a girl?
Yes.
How long?
About a year.
It's amazing.
It's crazy.
It's a goal.
It's a perfect goal.
Is it okay to keep it like this?
Yes.
What does that mean?
3
What does that mean?
3
2
1
Thank you.
3, 2, 1
It was strong.
It was scary.
There was a lot.
In the second race, these three will compete.
I can't believe it.
Let's see it together.
3, 2, 1
What is this?
It changed.
It's different.
It's amazing.
Kanzaki is...
I don't know.
The lower body of the face is...
It's a dangerous lower body.
The lower body of the face is very loose.
It's a very easy life.
It's a man's money trouble.
Will it be as expected?
The first episode will start soon.
Actually, I'm ugly, but my sister is cute.
She's cute, but she has her own level.
That's right. She's really cute.
She's really cute.
Why are you like that to your ugly parents?
I'm not ugly. My parents aren't that ugly.
We have a photo.
This is it.
Both of them are older sisters.
Both of them?
She's really cute.
It's true.
But I don't know.
I don't know what kind of photo this is.
It's because she's ugly.
She can do anything now.
She's cute.
This one too?
This is the one on the right.
What about Subu?
Subu is on the left.
Your sister is cute.
She's cute.
I see.
Is your sister a regular OL?
My sister is a pharmacist and a university teacher.
She's cute.
She's good.
She's really smart.
She's smart.
She's good.
I see.
Next on Bakashi Star, Usui's Departure!
I'm said to be an idiot, but I actually graduated from a university.
You graduated from a university?
Your self-introduction just now was crazy.
No way!
You graduated from a university?
She has something!
There are a lot of universities.
Graduation... What's that?
Graduation certificate.
Which country is it from?
Japan?
It's from Japan.
It's from Osaka University.
International Education Department, English Communication Department.
International Education Department.
That's amazing.
The university is...
Where is it from?
It's from Ibaraki City, Osaka.
Is she really graduated from a university?
If she graduated from a university...
This is easy to understand.
Peru?
It's from Peru.
Ms. Peru, what did you do?
I sent Colombia to Japan.
You sent Colombia to Japan?
That's amazing.
That's funny.
That's amazing.
Does Colombia mean Japan now?
It's Columbus.
Columbus?
She sent Columbus.
It's like an egg.
Columbus's egg.
It's like Columbus's egg.
She sent Columbus's egg to Japan.
What is Columbus?
It's a ship.
Columbus's egg.
She sent Columbus's egg to Japan on a ship.
Lastly, Kappa-san Black, Kanzaki's appearance.
Actually, I look like this.
When I was in middle school, I was a street children.
She's here.
I'm scared.
Can I listen to this?
I'm scared.
Everyone has something to watch.
Seriously.
She's a street children.
Middle school student?
Yes, I was 14 years old.
Where are you from?
I'm from Osaka.
What's the reason?
My house was a prison.
I wanted to pursue freedom.
Freedom?
Did you go there alone?
You didn't go with your family?
No, I was alone. My family lived in my house.
You were alone, so you could go.
You lived outside?
Yes.
There was a park with a roof.
There was a parking lot.
There was a car stopper.
I used that as a pillow.
That was a pillow.
You didn't use that as a pillow?
It hurt.
It was warm.
You chose a warm place.
In Osaka?
She's here.
Kappa-san Black, who has a story to tell, is here.
She's here. She's in front of the goal.
You can do it.
This is the last story.
The last corner.
She's already in front of the goal.
Have you ever heard of MacArthur?
No, I haven't.
MacArthur is a person who recently appeared.
What was his name?
Carl!
Carl is here!
MacArthur is here!
Yeah!
Hey!
MarxGas is excited about the song without knowing anything.
In fact, when this song is played, the usual thing starts.
Of course, it's over 0 o'clock.
In the melancholy of the city at midnight.
The voice of love that passes by.
Your side profile that makes me run around.
Dr. Voodoo.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I want to be loved more.
No! No! That won't reach you.
I want to fall into a wonderful lie.
No! No! That's not enough.
I can't be a dreamy net girl.
Hey!
MarxGas didn't tell them about the project in advance.
Did they notice something?
Are you ready? Are you excited?
Yeah!
Are you a net girl?
Yeah!
Don't you want to be embraced by a more intense night?
Yeah!
Good! You're excited!
So this time, we're going to play the old- fashioned chair game!
Yeah!
It's old-fashioned!
This is what happens if you don't sit down!
Bring it on!
What?
That!
Wow!
The old-fashioned chair game!
If you don't sit down on the chair, you have to jump right away!
Who will survive this year?
Let's go!
Anyway, if this song plays, I have no choice but to do it!
Let's go! Let's go!
Where? Where? Where?
Which one? Which one?
Look at me first!
I'm first!
I'll go first!
Which one? Which one?
Aoi is the one with the least!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Usually, Aoi is the one with the most!
Ice! Ice!
The performance finally started, feeling paid off.
Aoi is now regarded as a mascot!
Score the mascot night a
And now, the second round!
Who's the one who doesn't want to sit on a chair and goes to the hot spring bath?
At the intersection at 5 o'clock in the morning
I'm in the middle of the city
I wish I could be there right away
Out!
Which one?
It hurts!
Out!
You're late!
Usui, who usually doesn't know who she is,
goes to the hot spring without any hesitation
This time, Dachou-san also goes to the hot spring without any hesitation
It's hot!
It's really hot!
I'm going to sleep!
You're going to sleep?
It's not that hot, so it's okay
The sober sister has also become more like a mascot
Next is the third round
The hot spring is not over until the last person
Get in! Get in!
At the intersection at 0 o'clock in the morning
In the heat-mixing hot spring
A heart-to-heart that passes by
I want my heart to burn somewhere
The members' sense of crisis is on the other side
Finally the voice came out, Agone!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
More violently
Wait a minute!
The bad Minato at Ojoogiwa
Catch it without saying a word
It's a net!
Goal! Goal!
So what's up?
It's super hot!
It's pretty hot, isn't it?
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
Ah, it's cold.
It's hot.
It's cold.
Okay, let's go.
Fourth round!
The remaining six are going to have a hot, hot hot water survival!
Let's go!
Let it be known
Wait, wait, wait
Out!
Didn't you predict that it would be a hot spring?
It seems like a normal person is also a hot spring
Out!
Ice, ice, ice
It's in, it's in
I thought it would be boiled
It's in, it's in
Round 5
The temperature of the hot spring is rising
Kojima is not here!
Will the cute voice of Gurikko Kojima change with the heat?
Kojima!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Help me! Help me!
The heat is the problem
Oh!
The rest.
Yo!
Hot!
Watermelon!
The 6th Round
The last one is the collective pick of bisschen
Excellent leader coach, Crazy Chaplin
Four aces, the Xss
With the passionate bustle of the morning
Mr. B's youth
Disappears
Go!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Aruto!
How is it?
Aruto!
Fujiwara!
Aruto!
The hateful acting and the big Fujiwara are all on the net!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
The reaction on the net is also big!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
I'm running! I'm running!
Let's go!
The temperature is always high.
That is the tradition of the mascots!
Let's go!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
It's a dream! It's an electric shock!
The model relay, who hates dirty work, will also become a mascot in the hot water!
I don't hate it! I don't hate it!
Why? It's definitely hot!
It's fast! It's fast!
By entering the hot water, she will become a true mascot!
It's fast! It's fast!
What's wrong?
It's hot!
It's fast!
Is the hot water trash or crazy?
Yusuke!
Even though he's the leader, he's the last one standing.
He's chasing after the hot water.
His attitude is really stupid.
He doesn't know that it's more delicious to be in the hot water.
That's the current leader.
Yusuke, wait!
Which one?
Let's go!
Ponkotsu enters the boiling water and becomes a true leader!
Let's go, let's go!
Ponkotsu leader-san, the basics of boiling water are entering your face!
Pants! Pants!
How is it?
My skin...
Your skin? Your skin?
Your skin is there!
It's alright!