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Makka to Makka, Bingo!
Good evening, I'm Kayoko Okubo.
I'm Ken Ihagi.
Asama de Baka TV has begun.
We will discuss various issues of the modern age with various types of bakas.
Let's talk thoroughly about what Japan should be like in the future.
Let's get started.
What should Japan be like in the future?
First of all, let me introduce you to the Baka.
First of all, the Baka is familiar.
Dr. Napoleon Baka, who has been painting at the Institute of International Baka Research for many years.
Mr. Danmari Ojizo, who has been active as a professional human observation for 30 years.
Appare Paruko-sensei, who studies whether or not solar energy can be absorbed into the human body from the sunglasses he always wears with the slogan of the sun on his forehead.
Dr. Nuriko Hatchomiso, professor of Bontage Department of Aichi University of Technology.
Mr. Horino Mappo, a representative of Fukui branch of Hayao Sankai,
who stands on the road himself every day and guides the way.
Mr. Ooyama Perori, the chief judge of Berobero Kempo,
who is the president of Fukui branch of Hayao Sankai.
Professor Chorohiko Tsuppa of Kinnobori department of Shizuoka Kottori University.
And as you know, this is Soichiro Ogi.
Tonight, the Mascots will continue to debate on the topics of interest in the world.
So, let's talk about the recent topic of blood ties.
Blood ties have become a problem recently.
That's right.
I had a blood tie the other day.
Oh, really?
What happened?
I was sitting alone.
The train was in a pretty bad shape.
I was touching my cell phone.
There was a silver bar at the edge of my seat.
A silver bar?
Yes, a silver bar.
What was it made of?
It was made of iron.
I was standing next to the bar.
But I thought I was going to get off the train.
So I was touching my cell phone.
Then something hit my shoulder.
The first time, I thought it was a coincidence.
But the second time, I was pushed by something.
I thought it was unusual.
I looked sideways.
I saw something jumping out of my pants.
What was it?
I thought it was an earthquake.
I had a rash.
Did you have a rash?
Yes, I did.
You had a rash?
Yes, I had a rash.
You had a rash?
Yes, I had a rash.
You had a rash?
Yes.
You had a rash?
Yes, I had a rash.
I've never had a rash, but I don't think it's good.
I wonder why women hate it.
You're not attractive, so you can't take a taxi, can you?
I can't take a taxi.
Do you take a taxi?
I only take a taxi.
That's why.
It doesn't suit you.
It doesn't suit me.
I've never been on a minibus, so I don't know.
Have you ever been on a minibus?
No, I haven't.
You usually take a taxi, right?
Yes.
Is it a Pasmo?
It's a Suica.
For example, recently a man ran away without doing anything and got pulled over.
There's something about that.
A lot of people have been pulled over, right?
I don't think a lot of people have been pulled over.
In the first place, I don't want people who don't usually get on the train and move by taxi to talk about the time.
I see.
It's because they don't have a real experience.
That's what I'm saying.
You just said it.
That's all.
I think that's all.
It's strange that it's not transmitted.
You said you were pulled over, but if you're not, and you're being chased by the culprit, your life is in the dark.
That's right.
Recently, it's been like this.
That's right.
That's what I'm talking about.
What is this?
Crime
Crime.
Or is it the opposite?
It's not a crime.
It doesn't mean it's not a crime.
It's a problem.
Rabbit...
Rabbit crime.
Oh, I see.
It's been a hot topic lately.
Rabbit, rabbit crime.
It's a crime.
Crime.
Do you understand the meaning of the word, police?
Yes, I do.
What does it mean?
I'm doing it, but I'm not doing it.
What?
I'm doing it, but I'm not doing it.
Are you actually doing it or not?
I'm actually doing it.
I'm actually doing it, but I'm not doing it.
Isn't it the opposite?
Which one?
I'm not doing it, but I'm doing it.
I'm not doing, but I'm doing.
I'm doing it, but I'm not doing it.
Which one?
I'm doing it, but I'm not doing it.
I think she is doing it, but she is not doing it.
How can you say that yourself.
Does she mean doing it, but she is not doing it?
She said she is not.
But I think I mentioned it before.
I didn't do it!
Did you say, I did it?
Yes, I said I did it.
Even though you didn't do it?
The definition of this is different for everyone.
How can we solve this?
In order to prevent this kind of crime from happening,
what should women do?
How about wearing a lot of underwear?
What do you mean?
Thick
It doesn't look like underwear.
Let's take it off.
What?
I panicked.
How about this?
You already took it off, right?
It's so dirty.
If you do that, it will be a crime.
But I have a lot of underwear,
so it's not a crime.
It's not a crime.
No matter how many times you take it off,
it's not a crime.
I don't know the truth.
Only those people know the truth.
How can we know the truth?
Isn't it better to know the truth?
You don't know the feelings of others, do you?
That's true.
I will definitely install security cameras in each vehicle.
I see.
There is such a case.
I think it's a little dirty
to have evidence right away.
I think it's a little dirty
to have evidence right away.
You don't believe in others.
I want you to believe in others
in a straight line.
What should I believe in and get on the train?
First of all, believe in yourself.
Even if you believe in yourself,
You can't suppress your emotion.
You must have perseverance.
I just touched your ass.
Isn't this a bad attitude?
Yeah.
This is absolutely incorrect.
I want to be touched by Mr. Ogi.
I want to be touched by Hagi-san more than by Ogi- san.
Why is that?
Because...
He's my type.
It's simple, isn't it?
It's simple, but he's your type.
That's true.
He's more of a type than not a type.
I want to be touched by Naotaro-kun more than by Ogi-san.
Naotaro isn't here right now.
If you say that, I want to be touched by Naotaro- kun too.
I want to be touched by Naotaro-kun too.
Hagi-san is good, but Kikukawa Kouji is better.
Kikukawa Kouji is good.
Kikukawa Kouji is cool.
He's gotten older.
How about you, Perori-san?
I want to be touched by Baymax-san.
I want to be touched by him.
Why are you touching him?
That's the way to touch him.
This is quite difficult.
We haven't come to a conclusion yet, but let's continue.
The next topic is the Furusato Noze.
This is also a hot topic.
We'd like to discuss this topic.
Furusato Noze is known for being profitable.
Has anyone heard of it?
I have heard of it.
I think it was in the news recently,
but after I heard that the city mayor of Machida was not good,
the level of products provided to people was decreasing.
That's why I quit.
So the sales are different from before.
It's completely different.
I can't get good meat.
The size of the bottle of sake is getting smaller and smaller.
I see.
I don't think it's supposed to be like this.
It's not like you're trying to get something to drink.
I think I was attracted to that at first.
Everyone was.
Do you know what Furusato Noze is?
It's a place where you can eat delicious food from your hometown.
It's like a Bussan.
It's like a Bussan store.
You often do it in the basement of a department store, right?
Bussan store.
Furusato Noze.
That's Bussan store.
What is Furusato Noze?
It's a Bussan store.
What is Noze?
It's a farm.
It's a soft cream from cows.
Soft cream from cows.
I'm apologizing in advance.
It's a soft cream from cows.
It's a Bussan store in Hokkaido.
I often eat soft cream from cows.
It's a Bussan store.
That's it.
It's a soft cream from cows.
Can you explain what Furusato Noze is?
It's a place where you can express your gratitude to your hometown.
You give a small amount of money to the person working there.
From the pocket money?
Then, you give a small amount of money to the person working there.
It's a win-win relationship.
That's Furusato Noze.
What do you think?
Taxes? I think it's expensive in Japan.
I see.
It's expensive in Japan.
Yes, but for a while, I used to buy a company in Akaji.
A company in Akaji?
I used to buy a company in Akaji.
But it's still expensive.
In Singapore, it's about 10... how much is it?
10...
Well, it's about the legal tax.
So I wanted to make a company in that area.
In Singapore?
Yes, I made a company in Singapore.
And I'm going to work in Japan for a while.
That's great.
You're taking measures against tax evasion.
Are you taxed?
I'm taxed.
Is this your first time?
I'm taxed.
Are you taxed?
Taxes?
I'm paying taxes, right?
Yes.
How much are you taxed?
It depends on the product.
The product?
You're taxed on the product?
Yes, I'm taxed.
So I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
There are some problems, right?
The tax in your hometown is so high.
I've heard that a lot of meat is sent to me.
I can't fit it in the refrigerator.
I'm afraid of the food I eat every day.
You can't fit it in the refrigerator and it rots.
Do you have any problems in your hometown?
My hometown is Fukui Prefecture.
Young people from Fukui Prefecture and other prefectures come to Tokyo.
Have you ever been taxed in your hometown?
Have you ever been taxed?
Yes, I have.
Really?
How much do you get every month?
I get 200,000 yen every month.
That's a lot.
I get 130,000 to 140,000 yen.
How about this month?
I get 110,000 yen this month.
That's a little less.
I think it's better to get taxed from someone who has money and not from someone who doesn't have money.
If you get taxed from someone who has money and not from someone who doesn't have money,
I think the Japanese corporate society will disappear.
I think it's better to get taxed in such a place.
What do you think of this?
Why do I have to give the money I worked hard for to Fujiwara?
I think it's better to give it to the poor and the household.
What do you think?
I'll pay for the poor.
The poor?
What kind of way of saying that is?
Do you think it's the poor?
That's a terrible way of saying it.
I think it's better to give it to the poor.
Then you have to pay for the poor.
Of course I'll pay for it.
What money will you pay?
When I'm tired, I'll buy something to drink.
That's funny.
But I think Japan will be happy with more kindness.
That's true.
It might be a good trend.
How about making a rule that everyone has to save 500 yen?
Everyone has to save 500 yen?
Yes.
500 yen is this much.
But if you add it up, it's about 150,000 yen.
That much?
That's right.
So if you don't have a lot of money, or if you have money,
you have to save 500 yen.
If you have a lot of money, you can use it for yourself or for someone else.
It's up to you.
Yes.
But I don't want to pay the same 500 yen for two people with different incomes.
It's hard.
Does that mean you don't have a 500 yen coin in your wallet?
It's not that I don't have it.
Basically, I don't have a 500 yen coin.
What are you talking about?
We will broadcast Dark Night Fever at bsm.com.
You can get a lot of money.
Next, I'd like to talk about sumo wrestling.
It's getting popular, isn't it?
Why do you think it's so popular?
Why?
Sumo wrestling.
I think it's the boom of fat men.
There were some women who were chubby.
I think it's cute because it has a character element.
I think it's good to have a fat man.
I think it's a cultural game in Japan.
I think it's a game that we have to take good care of and support.
A game is like a game.
Sumo is a national sport in Japan, but why do foreigners participate in it?
Foreigners think that Japanese culture is good, so they participate in the game.
Do you participate in the game without permission?
I don't participate in the game without permission. I get permission and participate in the game.
That's right.
I get permission without permission.
I get permission.
Foreigners don't call me an assistant?
I don't call you an assistant.
Japanese people are active these days.
And now there are two people who are the most important.
Two people who are the most important?
I don't know.
Yokozuna?
Oh, Yokozuna.
Yes, I'm naked.
I practice bumping into each other.
Punching each other.
Naked.
Punching each other.
As a bumping job,
I think I'm pretty close.
That's what it looks like.
What do you like about Osomo?
Do you have a favorite history?
Kotonou?
How tall are you now?
I'm a little taller than Yokozuna.
I'm a little short.
Kotonou?
I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
Do you have a favorite?
Asashoryu.
Do you like it?
What do you like about it?
I don't lose to anyone.
You don't lose to anyone.
Where are you now?
Now I'm in the mansion.
Asashoryu?
What do you call a room?
Room?
You're in the mansion, right?
Then you have a room.
You have a room, right?
Something like a room.
What kind of room?
Just a normal room.
Do you live in your room?
Madori?
Madori.
How big is Madori?
One room.
Is it a one room?
It's a small room.
I live in my room.
What do you like?
Konishiki.
I like Konishiki.
Isn't it pretty old?
I used to watch it on TV.
Did you watch it on TV?
Of course I did.
Konishiki's style is
to show a vicious victory.
He's good at ukulele now.
He's charming.
What do you like?
I have a ukulele.
Kotobuki.
Who came from Hawaii?
Konishiki.
Konishiki?
Mappo-san likes Konishiki.
What about Konitan?
Konitan?
Konishi-san.
Hiroyuki?
Konishi-hiroyuki.
Konitan.
Konitan is Hiroyuki?
Isn't he from Hawaii?
Konitan is Hiroyuki Konishi.
Konishi Hiroyuki.
Kin-chan Band.
He's a drummer.
He was a drummer?
Akebono?
Akebono is a ukulele, right?
Akebono is Hiroyuki?
What's his name?
Akebono Takashi?
But he's from Hawaii.
What about Agnes?
Agnes...
Dubai?
Isn't she from Myanmar?
She's from Myanmar?
Agnes...
Taiwan?
Taiwan...
Where's Ruby Molina?
She's from Saudi Arabia.
I don't think many people know.
Right?
Aung San Suu Kyi.
Aung San Suu Kyi?
Aung San Suu Kyi.
Aung San Suu Kyi...
Is that a person?
I think it's a person.
Professor Nuriko's face is already stupid, but he's just seriously discussing.
The fever in the massage was broadcasted by bmm.com.
Don't raise your hand.
If you slip, you can cut it.
That's what the staff said, it's annoying.
Next week!
Don't be stupid.
The two people are reconciled in a duet.
August 19th, the Muscat Festival will be held.
This year's summer is Muscat!