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I'm Ken Ihagi.
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We will discuss various issues of the present with various kinds of bakas.
Let's talk about how Japan should be in the future.
Let's start.
What should we do? What will happen in Japan in the future?
Let me introduce you to the bakas.
First of all, let's talk about bakas.
This is Dr. Napoleon Baka, who has been painting for many years in the laboratory of the famous International Baka Research Institute.
Dr. Ginjiro Haetakari, who has been known as the first person to study bakas for 40 years.
Dr. Paruko Appare, who has been studying whether or not solar energy can be absorbed by the human body from the sunglasses he always wears on his forehead.
Dr. Nuriko Hachomiso, who is a professor at Aichi University.
Dr. Kouzaburo William, who is a professor at Yaji University.
Dr. Byonko Deppamura, who is a professor at the Institute of Eastern Japan.
Ooyama Perori, who is the head of the Ooyama Perori Publishing House,
who continues to research whether you can beat your opponent with your tongue,
not with your hands or feet.
And, as you know, Ogi Souichiro.
Tonight, we will have a serious discussion about the topics of interest in the world
with the students of the Institute of Eastern Japan.
Tonight, we would like to discuss the first topic, the Tokyo Olympics in 2020.
The Tokyo Olympics in 2020 is getting closer.
It's coming soon, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The fact that it will be held in Japan is a miracle once in thousands of years.
The Tokyo Olympics was held 60 years ago.
It's a miracle that we are still alive in that era.
I hope you will do your best.
The Tokyo Olympics was held 50 years ago.
I see.
So, it will be held once in hundreds of years.
No, it was held 50 years ago.
The Tokyo Olympics was held about 50 years ago.
I hope you will do your best.
Ms. Kyoko, how do you feel?
I'm looking forward to the fact that the Tokyo Olympics will be held.
What do you mean?
I'm looking forward to it.
Do you have any sports or athletes you look forward to in 2020?
Yes.
Tennis...
What?
Tennis...
Yes.
Ishikori.
Ishikori in tennis?
Ishikori.
Gorikori?
Kori again?
I'm looking forward to the fact that a new sport will be held.
Yes, the Tokyo Olympics.
I'm looking forward to it.
What is it?
Triathlon.
Why are you interested in triathlon?
People who are good at riding a bicycle can't watch it on a daily basis.
Do you watch it?
Yes.
You forget about it on a daily basis.
Most people are good at it.
Yes.
If you are not good at it, you will be in trouble if your bicycle falls.
What other sports did you participate in triathlon?
Other...
Other sports.
What other sports did you participate in triathlon?
And...
Fighting with a long sword.
A long sword?
Yes, yes.
A long sword?
Yes, yes.
In the middle of the triathlon?
Yes.
In front of a bicycle?
Yes.
With two people?
With two people.
Are these people really thinking about the Olympics?
What do you think?
There is a player I'm paying attention to.
Yes.
He has the same name as Mr. Asuka Kembrich.
He has entered the gymnasium.
How many seconds do you expect?
8 seconds.
That's fast.
I wonder if it will come out.
I think there are other 100-meter runners.
Yes.
Do you know Mr. Haitakari?
He is fast, isn't he?
Yes.
I think there are other 100-meter runners.
Yes.
Such as Machu.
Machu.
What is Machu?
Machu Hagi.
Machu Hagi has a bad hand.
Do you know 100-meter runners?
Yes.
Do you know how many meters 100-meter runners run?
1,000 meters.
Even if it's carbonic acid, 1,000 mm is a bit short.
How long does a 100-meter run?
How long?
100 meters?
Do you know how long a 100-meter run is?
100 meters, right?
A 100-meter run is 100 meters, right?
In meters?
In meters...
It's 100 meters, so it's 100 meters, right?
That's right.
You can't get caught.
Professor Nuriko.
Yes.
Professor Nuriko.
You're quite shiny today.
Do you have any expectations for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics?
Swimming.
Swimming is very popular in Japan.
What kind of competition?
It's a men-women competition.
What kind of competition?
Anyone can participate.
Anyone?
There are no rules.
What do you compete in?
Speed.
Japan is strong in swimming?
Yes.
Do you like swimming?
I like freestyle swimming.
As the name suggests, you can swim freely.
What kind of swimming do you like?
I like butterfly swimming.
Do you like butterfly swimming?
Yes, I like butterfly swimming.
It's the most powerful.
Is it okay for the Olympics to be held in Japan?
That's a sharp question.
What do you mean?
There are many problems.
What kind of problems?
Is that it?
That's not the problem.
Is it the Olympics?
Yes, there are many problems.
Can you tell us about them?
Well...
In three years, the Olympics will be held.
Is that okay?
Is it okay for the Olympics to be held in Japan?
Do you think it's okay?
Yes, I think it's okay for the Olympics to be held in Japan.
I bought an apartment near the Olympics.
Did you really buy it?
Yes.
In Kadobeya?
Yes.
Did you really buy it?
Yes, I really bought it.
Has the price gone up?
Yes, the price has gone up.
I'm renting an apartment now.
You're renting an apartment?
Yes, I'm renting an apartment.
The price has gone up.
I see.
The price has gone up.
So it's better for the Olympics to be held in Japan?
Yes, it's better for the Olympics to be held in Japan.
If it's held in Japan, the price will go down, right?
That's right.
So it's for your own benefit, right?
Yes.
It's for your own benefit that the Olympics should be held in Japan.
Is there anyone who is against the Olympics?
I think that the ratio of people who have money will be worse in Japan.
The ratio of people who have money will be worse in Japan.
Does that mean the difference in salary?
That's right.
Even if you wear a mask, you can see the difference in salary.
The difference in salary.
Even if you wear a mask, you can see the difference in salary.
How much do you get paid per month?
I get paid about 130,000 to 140,000 yen.
That's a lot of money.
Even though you're the number one DVD player?
Yes.
Even though you're the number one DVD player?
That's right.
Even if I appear on the same program, I get paid the same amount.
Did you sign a contract for the DVD that became the number one DVD player?
Contract for the DVD?
I don't know.
It's a natural right.
Contract for the DVD.
I've never heard of it.
I don't know what a contract for the DVD is.
I'll ask you one more time.
How much do you get paid per month?
130,000 to 140,000 yen.
Even if you get paid a little more.
How much is the rent?
The monthly rent is...
1,000,000 yen.
You don't have to do anything to get it.
I buy it.
That's the difference.
I'm a little against it.
I'm a little against the Olympics.
That's a personal opinion.
Because of the Olympics, the number of people making money has increased.
I don't think it's good.
I think it's rude to people who work out.
How much are you going to get paid this month?
This month...
110,000 yen.
Did you lose about 20,000 yen?
I don't have much work.
How much is the rent?
The rent is about 50,000 yen.
50,000 yen?
But no matter how you calculate it, you can't live without your dad.
I don't have a dad.
It's true that the monthly rent is 110,000 yen and 50,000 yen.
Do you know what kind of life I'm living?
What kind of food I eat.
Do you know what kind of life I'm living?
I don't know.
You should tell me.
What kind of food do you eat?
I usually eat bread at a convenience store.
Bread at a convenience store?
Do you eat bread?
I like bread.
What kind of bread?
I like bread with 5 small pieces and 100 yen.
There are small croissants.
It's the most filling.
What do you eat with it?
There's chocolate in it.
There's chocolate in it?
What about olive oil?
I also eat it with miso.
I just remembered.
If you're against the Olympics, there's a difference in salary.
That may be true.
Let's move on.
The next topic is the monthly rent transfer issue.
I don't know if the monthly rent transfer is going to be a monthly rent transfer or a monthly rent transfer.
I don't know which one is going to be.
What do you mean?
I don't know if the monthly rent transfer is going to be a monthly rent transfer or a monthly rent transfer.
What do you think the monthly rent transfer is?
It's a market.
I don't know which one is going to be.
I think that's the problem right now.
Which one do you think is better?
I like the monthly rent transfer.
Don't you think the monthly rent transfer is better?
I don't like the monthly rent transfer.
The monthly rent transfer is in favor of Tsukiji.
The monthly rent transfer doesn't go to Tsukiji, so you're saying you should go to Tsukiji.
The monthly rent transfer is in favor of the tsukiji.
Toyosu is also called Tsukiji.
Oh, do you want that to be Tsukiji?
Isn't it Toyosu?
Toyosu is Tsukiji
Toyosu is Tsukiji, right?
No, no, Toyosu is Tsukiji
Isn't it the same?
Toyosu is Tsukiji?
Tsukiji is Toyosu, right?
Toyosu is Tsukiji
Toyosu is Tsukiji?
Toyosu is Tsukiji
I think Toyosu is Tsukiji
Toyosu is Tsukiji
I think Toyosu is Tsukiji
Which is the first one?
The egg or the chicken?
What was Toyosu again?
Toyosu is Tsukiji
I think Tsukiji is Toyosu
Tsukiji is Toyosu
It's the same
Harumi?
Harumi is Tsukiji
Tsukiji is Toyosu
It's complicated
The geography
Which is Toyosu?
Toyosu is Tsukiji
Toyosu is Harumi
Toyosu is Harumi?
Toyosu is Harumi
What do you think it is?
Harumi?
What's Harumi?
Harumi is Tsukiji
People who said Harumi are Tsukiji?
What's the capital?
The capital is Harumi
Harumi is the capital
Toyosu is also Harumi
The capital is Harumi
What is Miyako Harumi?
This is a difficult question.
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The next topic is World Heritage.
We would like to have a discussion about this.
We are registering a lot now.
It is increasing more and more in Japan.
Speaking of Japanese World Heritage.
Speaking of Japanese World Heritage, it is Mt. Fuji.
It has been recently registered.
It means that you can register, right?
It is easy.
It is not like registering on a computer.
It is like a member registration.
If you can register, it is better to register in various places.
Where do you want to register now?
I want to register in Hachiko.
It is a world heritage.
It is famous.
What kind of story is Hachiko?
It is a story of a dog named Kou.
Hachiko is Kou.
It is a story of Kou.
It is good.
It is a story of a dog named Kou.
Hachiko found a dog in Shibuya.
They were separated.
They became an elephant together.
What kind of story is Hachiko?
It is a story of heritage, right?
What kind of heritage?
It is a world heritage.
Do you like world heritage?
I like it.
What kind of world heritage do you like?
There are many.
For example, Sugawa, India.
I want to wash it and remove it.
Remove?
Remove the body.
I want to wash the bad bacteria and remove it.
That skin is amazing.
Bacteria are amazing.
It is dirty.
It is disgusting.
I was told that it is better to enter there.
Do you like world heritage?
I like it.
What is it?
It is a pyramid.
Why do you like it?
It is said that it is the biggest in the world.
What is the biggest?
It is said that it is the biggest in the world.
Can you seriously discuss it?
I don't know, but I'm trying to talk and face the camera.
I'm seriously discussing world heritage.
What is the biggest pyramid?
Have you ever seen a pyramid?
There is a pyramid.
I have seen it.
It is not raw.
Is it a photo?
I was surprised.
There is a pyramid.
If it is a pyramid, Mt.Fuji is bigger.
Have you ever climbed Mt.Fuji?
I have never climbed it.
Why?
Have you ever climbed it?
I have never climbed it.
What is it?
Is it a dream?
What is it?
Have you ever climbed it?
Is it a dream?
It is all raw.
Do you know how many meters Mt.Fuji is?
Mt.Fuji?
I don't know how many meters Mt.Fuji is.
But it is big.
Do you know the height of Mt.Fuji?
I remember the height of Mt.Fuji with my feet.
Do you know what a pyramid is?
It is a mountain.
No, it is not.
That's why you are competing with Mt.Fuji.
A pyramid is not a mountain.
It is a grave.
Is it a grave?
It is said so.
Do you know whose grave it is?
It is a grave of a famous Napoleon.
I am not standing there.
There is a mummy.
A mummy?
Yes.
What is it?
It is a grave of a man who lived long ago.
He is famous.
It is a grave of a man who lived long ago.
What kind of grave is it?
Do you know?
It is a grave of a man who lived long ago.
That's why there is a pyramid.
Do you know?
Stankamen?
What is Stankamen?
Do you know?
It's not Stankamen, but...
Stankamen?
Isn't it Stankamen?
Was it Stankamen?
Stankamen?
Stankamen...
Hansen?
Stankamen?
Isn't it Stankansen?
It's Stankansen.
So it's a measurement of Stankansen?
Is it Stankansen?
It's Stankansen.
Is it okay for you to be in Stankansen?
Yes, it's okay.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
But in terms of heritage, have you ever thought of joining Freemason?
Have you ever thought of joining Freemason?
Have you?
I've thought of joining Freemason.
Freemason?
Isn't it forbidden for four people?
It's okay.
What's wrong?
I don't understand what you're saying.
I see.
Have you ever seen Freemason?
I have.
Although it's not live.
What is Freemason?
Do you want to join?
I want to join.
What do you want to do after joining?
I want to die there at the end of my life.
Do you want to die at the end of Freemason?
Is there such a dream?
Do you want to die at the end of Freemason?
I want to die.
It would be nice if you could join.
Is there anyone else who wants to join?
Do you have a coin locker?
Do you need a coin locker?
Do you have a coin locker?
Why do you want a coin locker?
I heard that it costs a lot of money to bring valuables.
I have to bring a lot of money.
I'm a little worried.
Do you have a coin locker in Freemason?
What about food?
Do you get food?
What about food?
Do you get food in Freemason?
I get a luxurious meal in Freemason.
It's good.
But I have a soba allergy.
Are you okay?
If you write an answer in the questionnaire.
I'm glad.
Is that all right?
Thank you very much.
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