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Of course.
I'm the MC.
You're the MC?
Yes.
That's a relief.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
Let's start with this familiar segment.
Asagaya-chan, please.
Okay.
Asagaya-shimai's SNS Revealed Fun Facts!
It's here!
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
First of all, I found a member I was a little worried about when I was checking SNS.
So I'd like to report it to you.
This is the Alice Mascots that you all belong to.
As the catchphrase goes, it's the strongest sexy army.
It's cool in terms of image.
It's a little fashionable.
There's something I want you to do.
There's someone who's a little ugly in his own clothes.
First of all, I'd like to make sure you're aware of it.
I think it might be a little ugly.
I'd like you to raise your hand.
It's around here, isn't it?
You know that, don't you?
I know.
It's scary if you're not aware of it.
I'm not aware of it.
You're not?
There's no way.
Who looks at it and says it's ugly, Fujiwara?
What kind of mouth says that, Fujiwara?
Everyone tells me that.
Your face is ugly.
Everyone says that.
I'd like you to take a look at the evidence.
First of all, here it is.
It's far away.
What's this?
There's something close to it.
What's this?
What's that cardigan?
What's this?
It's a bathrobe.
It was cold, so I put a bathrobe on top of it.
The bottom is cute.
The top was really ugly.
My mother chose it for me.
Fujiwara is ugly anyway.
It's ugly wherever you look at it.
No matter what anyone says, it's ugly.
Even if you look at SNS, everything is ugly.
What kind of concept is this?
This is what I wear when I go to Disney.
It's like a miniature.
What do we look like from a girl's point of view?
From a boy's point of view, it's not good at all.
What kind of concept is this?
I don't know what it means to have the same red material as the same bamboo.
If you go to Disney, it's cute to have your hair up.
It's heavy. It's really heavy.
It's a heavy feeling.
My face is the ugliest.
Everyone has the same costume, but this one is the ugliest.
This one is the ugliest.
This one might be good.
What do you think?
It's like a ethnic costume.
I was told by an old lady on the train that this costume is really cute.
I like this one.
The hat is also ugly.
I don't know if it's an apron or not.
The bamboo is also ugly.
The socks are also ugly.
The face is the ugliest.
He's raising his arms.
Does Fujiwara look ugly because his face is ugly?
If you think it's a punishment, please raise your hand.
The punishment has been decided.
If you think the costume is ugly, it's better to make it ugly.
Today's punishment is the floor.
It's not a bomb.
The floor?
Sorry to keep you waiting.
It's the floor.
It suits you.
It suits you because you're tall.
It's not that funny because it suits you.
It's because it's all over the place.
It's because it's unexpected.
It's funny.
Fujiwara-san, your face is ugly. Let's be careful.
Next is a new corner with a little adventure.
Then, Shina-chan, Labiko, please.
Labiko and
Shina's
Love.
What is it?
Labiko.
This corner is where I, Shina, will do a fortune- telling.
This time, I will do a fortune-telling for Labiko.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Introduce me.
I'm Labiko.
Nice to meet you.
What is Labiko?
You don't know Labiko.
I feel like I'm doing it every day.
I don't know. Tell me. Who are you?
Labiko is a person from Pony Canyon who got divorced last year.
Did you get divorced?
It's been 4 years.
Do you still carry the scars of 4 years?
When I go home, I bought a slightly larger apartment.
Is that so?
Where are you from?
I'm from Kawasaki.
Kawasaki?
What is it in Kawasaki?
I'm looking at it. Who is Labiko?
Musashikosugi?
Musashikosugi.
Musashikosugi, right?
What is the name of the apartment?
The name of the apartment is a little...
Tell me. Tell me.
It's a little...
Tell me. Tell me.
It's a little...
I know it better.
Tower.
Let's go to the front.
That's why I'm here.
Please.
Let's go to the front.
1,2,3,4,5
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead. His sword is pierced.
He's in a mental state now.
He can't make a new love right away.
What kind of person do you like?
I don't care about age.
I don't care about nationality.
Shut up.
He's talking on TV.
When I meet someone, I get excited.
I'm really going to support you.
I wonder what kind of person he is.
The advice card says, think about it alone.
I have to think about it alone.
So it's not that different from now?
That's right.
There's no meaning to it.
I have to think about it alone.
Is it because I'm not good at it?
I think it's because you're not good at it.
It's fine.
I don't think there's a way to say it.
What's the reason for the divorce?
The reason for the divorce is...
You're cheating, aren't you?
I'm not cheating.
You're cheating, aren't you?
I've never cheated.
I heard it from Mr. Yamane.
What did you hear?
I heard it from Mr. Yamane.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand.
I don't know anything.
You sent me a taxi the other day.
You tried to seduce me, didn't you?
I didn't.
Don't say that.
Did you?
I didn't.
I'm not like you.
There's no way to say it.
I don't like it
I feel like I'm being illness.
Who the hell are you?
I don't understand.
Oh my god!
I don't like it.
Put your hands on.
Oh my god!
Noooooooo!
Put your hands on.
Nooooooo!
Bye-bye!
What?
What is this?
Thank you so much!
It's over!
It was an innovative segment.
No, it wasn't.
If we had a meeting like this, we'd have a segment like this.
Dark Night Fever is brought to you by PMM.com.
This segment started last week.
Who will be judged tonight?
Eriko-chan, please.
Masami Ichikawa's Handball Statement!
Once again, the God of Handball, Masami Ichikawa, will judge the Muscat's crime.
If he is not forgiven, he will be punished with a painful punishment.
Will he be forgiven or not, it's all up to Masami Ichikawa.
Ishioka, please come in.
Ishioka...
This guy looks like he has something.
He does.
Please confess your crime.
Actually, I often go shopping with Fujiwara-san.
He's really cute, so I thought it would be better if I bought him some clothes, but I was wrong.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for everything.
I said it because I thought it was funny.
Please forgive me.
I'm sorry for everything.
She's the one who was the talk of the town.
How did she end up like that?
Recently, she's been picked up a lot on Muscat Night.
She's become popular.
I think it's a bit frustrating.
If it's Fujiwara-san, I think it'll be fine.
She's a scary woman.
She doesn't have much confidence, so when I ask her, she says,
she's really cute!
But I'll buy that!
That's right.
Is it all this woman's fault that Fujiwara's clothes are ugly?
She's really looking down on her.
That's not good.
She's looking down.
First, please lie down.
If you look down on her because she's Fujiwara,
your value will go down as well.
Now, pray.
Even if it's Fujiwara-san, I won't do it anymore.
Please forgive me.
It's all because of Ishioka that Fujiwara's face is so lame.
The judgement is down.
Let's go!
Cut!
Wait!
I thought it would be okay if I did it!
That's no good.
The ugly ones are bad, but the ugly ones are even worse.
I'm sorry!
That's right.
Next, Mita.
Please come in.
Mita?
Miss Matsukatsu Ichino, what crime has Mita Fujin committed?
It's a confession, isn't it?
Please confess your crime.
Yes.
I, Mita Fujin, have used the character Mita Fujin that was given to me by the program as my image DVD title, Mita Fujin, without permission.
I used it because I thought it would be good if it was a little more exciting and had more meaning.
I'm sorry for using it without permission.
There are times when you don't know, right?
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
That's right.
She doesn't seem to reflect much.
This is the DVD of the question.
This is quite intense.
This is it.
It says Mita Fujin.
How was this? Did it sell?
It sold well.
It sold well?
Yes.
Didn't you feel like taking permission from the program?
Well, I leave it to the manufacturer, so I don't think about that.
No, no, no, no.
You'll get a confirmation at the end, won't you?
Well, I'm Mita Fujin myself, so I don't think it's okay.
What was your father doing?
It's an import job.
How much was your father's annual income?
It was 6 billion yen.
This kind of thing is pretty important.
It's important.
If you ask your father, you'll know that it's more difficult to make money.
You can't do that at all.
Is that so?
That's right.
Your father will cry.
That's true.
Your father is watching this program, so don't say that.
No, no, no, no.
She was scolded by her mother-in-law.
She cried.
Mita.
This morning, she was judged by her mother-in-law.
She cried.
Please don't say that anymore.
No, no, no, no.
You can say that about your mother-in-law, but you can't say that about your father.
That's right.
Your family is making money, so it's easy to understand, but you can't say that.
I want to show my father that I'm making money in the entertainment world.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to put a pie in the face of a person who is crying so much.
That's right.
This time, Ichikawa-sama will be the judge.
That's right.
With a pure heart.
That's right.
I think you've seen it, including this exchange.
I hope you can judge it all with your own eyes.
That's right.
Even if I reflect on it properly.
Mita-san, you don't have to talk too much, so please lie down for the time being.
Yes.
Ichikawa-sama's over-the-top tears don't work.
Is that tear a lie or a truth?
I'm sorry.
Please pray.
I'm sorry.
I will never use the name Mita-fujin again, except for Muscat, so please forgive me.
How will Ichikawa-sama, who has a pure heart, judge Muscat?
What are you going to do?
She took it off!
She took it off completely!
She was forgiven!
I took it off on purpose.
It's the first time!
Can you tell us the reason?
I'm not a bad person, but I've been cornered this far.
I even said bad things about my family.
Eriko, you should be punished for that.
Yes, it's all Eriko's fault!
She took it off!
She took it off completely!
Is it because she's busy that her heart is clouded?
Cleanse it with God's cream.
Really?
Miho-san will do it.
Miho-san, come here.
Your glasses might be dangerous.
Wait a minute.
Your glasses.
She's like an old man.
She's still not used to the tricky production of the mascots.
Eriko-san.
That's right. You can't blame her like that.
I thought I was overdoing it.
If you had done it a little more,
if you had told me a little more...
It's okay. Miho-san can do it.
Really?
Yoshizawa, please come in.
What does a lowly woman do?
Confess your sins.
I usually say that I like rap and hip-hop,
but I actually don't know much about it.
I'm going to study it from now on, so please forgive me.
What?
How was it?
You don't know much about it.
I've heard it, but I don't know much about it.
It's like it's playing in a club.
I'm a very strange hip-hop fan.
What kind of music do you like?
I like K-pop.
But you're always dressed up like a hip-hopper, aren't you?
I'm just trying to look cool.
I'm admiring it.
You like it, so that's how it is.
That's right. I like it, so I'm studying it now.
I'm studying it, or rather, I'm trying to learn more about it.
That's how it is.
How about you, Miho-san?
Is that so?
If you don't have anything to recommend, I can recommend it here.
That's right.
Don't you have anything to recommend?
No, I don't.
Dance...
I've heard about your outfit.
Why can't you do that, Miho-san?
This is a little...
I think there's something.
I'm not looking good right now, because of Miho- san.
So, Miho-san, please show some remorse.
No, but...
I was suddenly asked to do this.
I'm not suited for this.
That's true.
As soon as Miho-san said that, Yoshizawa didn't look good.
Show some remorse.
Please, do it.
I can't believe I messed up and didn't make Yoshizawa- san look good.
I'll fix it next time.
Do you think it's bad?
It was a sudden request, so I don't think it's a good idea.
I'd like you to fix it.
I think he'll fix it.
Yeah, if he's watching, he'll fix it.
I'll leave it to you.
Thank you.
Hikawa-san.
There's definitely a problem.
I thought there was something.
I feel sorry for him.
Yoshizawa's feelings or Miho-san's feelings.
It's all up to Ichikawa-sama.
That machine is amazing, isn't it?
It's beautiful!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing, it's all over your face.
It's beautiful.
Ah, I can't see, I can't see.
Is that okay, Miho-san?
It's a white beard.
Give me a break!
It's beautiful!
There's nothing sadder than an old lady in Toshima.
I see, I see.
Thank you very much.
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It's beautiful!
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