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Yes, there was a reaction and I thought that Asuko would suit it better.
Asuko is dirty.
Ogi-san, if you say such a rude thing, you are a piece of shit.
She is a young lady.
What does a young lady mean? What does your father do?
My father is working abroad as an importer.
Wow, it's amazing that you are working as an importer. You must earn a lot of money.
I earn 6 billion yen a year.
6 billion yen a year?
You earn that much?
Yes.
So you are not in Japan that much.
But you watch my program.
I watch it every week.
It must be interesting.
Yes, I am looking forward to this week.
You are beautiful today.
I will do my best.
She is a bit different from usual.
She is a bit different, isn't she?
She is a bit different.
She has a lot of hair.
And the next one is...
I am the crazy Chaplin of Mascarp.
Nice to meet you.
She is good.
She is Chaplin.
These two are Chaplin.
First of all, please welcome Asagaya sisters.
I will do my best today.
I am Asagaya sisters' SNS publicist, Oshiroki.
Nice to meet you.
Why did you do this job today?
To put it simply,
some people challenged to do a gravure photo here.
Everyone does it.
It is like a job.
I see.
As long as I don't do a weird gravure photo, I don't think I can do it.
If you are a member of this group, you can do it.
Okubo, you did it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Thank you for teasing me.
You teased me?
Okubo challenged to do a gravure photo.
So I brought a real one.
What is it?
This one.
Let's do it at Weekly Taishu.
What?
It is good, isn't it?
Thank you.
It is a fake.
It is a fake, isn't it?
It is good, isn't it?
Okubo did a sexy gravure photo at Weekly Taishu.
Despite being a 45-year-old old woman, what is she doing?
Okubo or Yoko?
Old woman.
This is the worst.
If you sleep in the bath, you will die.
Old woman.
What is it?
For me, I want to do a photo from the decollete on the collarbone.
It is good.
Why is there a decollete?
I can't wear it.
You can't wear it without a desk.
Are you ok?
What do you think about the gravure photo?
From a professional's point of view.
We think it is good, but what is a wet gorilla?
What is a wet gorilla?
There was an offer from Weekly Taishu.
I don't think an old woman should do it.
What is it?
This genre is not good.
You say that you are not used to being a professional, don't you?
I am used to it.
It is amazing.
It is not bad.
What is it?
I am worried about what Mr. Okubo wants to be in the future.
I don't want to be spoiled.
He is already 45 years old.
I am worried about what Mr. Okubo wants to be in the future.
I don't know what Mr. Okubo wants to be in the future.
What is a sexy gravure photo?
Is it a punishment?
Or is it a save?
Please raise your hand if you think it is a punishment.
I don't think it is a punishment.
Do you think so?
I think so.
All of you?
All of you raised your hands.
The punishment is decided.
It can't be helped.
What is it?
The punishment for Mr. Okubo is a sexy gravure photo.
A sexy gravure photo?
I am scared.
You have to reflect on yourself.
This is the real brother of Okuma-san.
I don't like this. It's disgusting.
We are brothers.
This is the first time for us to be brothers.
How do you like it?
My brother has a great position after the bank manager.
That's right.
Please don't do this.
Okuma-san is getting carried away.
Please take responsibility for your brother.
It can't be helped.
Are you okay?
It's okay because it's not broadcasted in Aichi prefecture.
I have replaced all the Super Taisho.
That's all for Asagaya Sisters' SNS public punishment.
Thank you, Asagaya Sisters.
Next is the first appearance after the renewal.
It is Kisaribancho's corner.
Thank you
But it's so boring
It's so boring
Where are you going with your golden wig?
Me?
I want to go to Hawaii
Hawaii sounds good
You've become Tomomi-san
Tomomi-san?
Hello, I'm Tomomi-san
You've become Tomomi-san
Hello
You've worked hard
I'm doing it
You're Kago-san
Donburi-banchou?
I'm the Donburi-banchou
Who?
I'm the Donburi-banchou
You're kidding right?
No I'm not
I'm the real Banchou
Donburi-banchou
I'm the first one to be the Donburi-banchou
I'm in charge of the donburi
You haven't been in charge recently
You're not in charge either
No, I'm in charge
You're in charge
I'm not in charge
You're so used to it
I'm in charge of the donburi from today
No, I'm in charge
I'm in charge of the donburi
You're alone in charge of the donburi
Your hat is different
You don't wear a school uniform
No, this is the real one
This is the real hat
No, it's not
It's a knitted hat that fits your head
It's not a donburi
It's a fake
This is the real donburi
It's a fake?
It's a fake
It's not
You can't do it
I can do it
No, you can't
I'm the first person
I received a hat
I'm the first person
I can do it
A hat like this can't be done
You can't do it
I can do it
Do I have to come?
Come back here!
Why are you crying?
You don't want to be filmed, do you?
It's the first time I've received it.
It's my own powder.
Then you should cry too!
You're crying, aren't you?
I'm not crying.
What should I do?
Until last year, Natsume was a manly and bossy Natsume.
She took good care of her character.
However, there was a reason why Natsume can't be called a bossy Natsume.
It's because you make men look down on you.
That's right.
The one who makes men look down on me is the boss!
That's right.
You don't make men look down on you, do you?
Recently, Natsume has started to make women look down on her.
There's no way she can be a funny bossy Natsume.
Tamori realized that.
So, who's the bossy one?
That's fine, right?
What do you say?
Do you want to do it?
What do you want to do?
Fight?
What do you want to do?
Fight?
What do you want to do?
Who's the bossy one?
If she's not always strong, correct and funny,
who's the real bossy one?
It's decided by a match.
The first match is...
The bossy Shiritori!
The bossy Shiritori will continue the Shiritori in bossy words.
If the Shiritori is full of bossy words, you lose.
And if you're lucky, you lose.
Got it?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
I'll show you.
That's right.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Tamori will go first.
The first word is...
The word for bossy.
Let's go.
Ready, start!
How dare you!
The next word is...
Shut up, Takoyaro!
Stop it!
It's still U.
Don't let me see your face, you idiot!
The next word is...
Look at this!
Doorhole.
Okay, correct!
Doorhole.
You didn't use the word doorhole, did you?
Don't you have a nosebleed?
You might say something like that.
Correct!
That's not going to work.
Next word is...
Correct!
Look at this!
I can't think of a word.
Cry, cry, cry.
You can't even do a handstand.
How can you be a class president?
But it's a three-time match.
That's right, you still have one more chance.
If you get two, you win.
It's not decided yet.
Okay, class president Shiritori, second round!
Starting with Natsume, who lost,
Oginogi!
It's not difficult.
I'll take it off with the guillotine.
Take it off?
You're going to take it off?
Safe!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
It's safe, right?
I don't think I can stand up.
Are you going to take it off?
No.
You're a weakling.
Weakling.
You're a weakling.
You're uneducated.
Uneducated.
Out!
You're a weakling.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
You're so weak! You're such an old man!
You're so weak!
You can't suddenly call me an old man!
No, no, you can't do that!
I won't say it! I won't say it!
One more time!
Okay, it's one on one!
One more time!
The game starts now!
Next, the loser...
From Tamori...
Makkoi's Ma!
Makkoi's Ma?
I'll go with Matsubaze!
That's scary!
Matsubaze!
That's scary!
What are you going to do?
I'll use Matsubaze!
That's not what you're going to do!
I'll use it as a thing!
That's scary!
You're not human anymore!
Next!
Futaroka's Ka!
Don't dream about marriage and safety
Safe! Safe!
I was wondering what would happen
Don't dream about it
Zou! Zou! Zou!
Did you fall under Zou-san?
Cute, cute
Zou-san is cute
Zou-san! Zou-san!
Zou-san might be in trouble
He looks like a manjyo
Where is he?
He's wearing a shirt
It's good
You have a good eye
Hey, Matsuo-kun, be quiet
I'm sorry
Safe!
Did you fall under Zou-san?
It was Zou-san just now
It's not Zou-san
Be careful of your body
Yes, yes, yes
It's like a threat
It's not a threat
It's good
Safe!
I'll make you be an old man.
What?
I'll make you be an old man.
Make you be an old man?
What is an old man?
It's an old picture.
It's more alive.
Old picture?
Isn't it an old man?
What is an old picture?
It's that.
If you don't do that, you'll get a 2.
Out!
The winner is Natsume!
It's a 3-game showdown.
3-game showdown?
That's right. First of all, the topic will change.
What's next?
Let's go!
What?
What are you doing?
There's more.
There's more!
I'm happy.
Natsume's tears won't stop after losing an important character.
Can you do that?
I won't lose.
Let's go!
The next showdown is the same.
Rock-paper-scissors!
The first one to get two wins.
If you win, you'll get two points.
The winner will be the real boss.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Go!
Start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What was that?
It was her.
What was that?
I'm scared.
You're tied.
I'm scared.
What?
It's okay.
It's Aiko.
Aiko.
It's Aiko.
You should go from the side.
If you go from the side, you should go from the side.
If you go from the side, you should guard from the side.
What?
It's Aiko.
Aiko.
Start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's Aiko.
Rock-paper-scissors!
The winner is Tamori.
Don't make a big deal out of it.
Shut up.
The winner is Tamori.
I'm scared.
Natsume is scared.
The winner is Tamori.
I'm scared.
Natsume, you can do it.
Don't make a big deal out of it.
First, we have to win rock-paper-scissors.
Right.
Look carefully and concentrate.
That's right.
Let's go.
The second one.
Start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Go for it!
Weak.
Natsume is weak.
Weak.
I can't win. I can't take off my helmet.
You don't have to fight so much.
I'm scared.
She's not the leader.
Do you understand?
In this match, the leader is Tamu.
It's decided.
I don't want to.
It's a match.
But in the first match,
I won with Aiko.
It's a foul.
You can hit her.
I'm scared.
I hit her with Aiko.
It's a mental game.
I admit it.
It's 1 to 0.
The next show is
on BMM.com.
Next time, if you hit the drum, you win.
Got it?
Let's go!
Start!
1, 2, 3!
Hit it, hit it, rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
You hit the card!
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
You hit the card.
OK, let's go!
Hit it, hit it, rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
OK, let's go!
It's OK!
You hit the first one!
You hit the card!
OK!
Yes!
You hit the card!
1, 2, 3!
Hit it, hit it, rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Oh, no!
She can't win anymore.
Oh, no!
She can't win anymore.
Oh, no!
She's gone mad!
1, 2, 3!
She can't win anymore.
Hit it, hit it, rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
OK, let's go!
Tamane!
My heart broke.
Your heart broke.
Alright, it's decided, right?
Yes, it's decided.
And with that, we've decided to support Donzuri Bancho!
Thank you!
Donel? Donzuri Bancho?
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Tomorrow, May 4th, the Ootoro Chūtoro Kuwatoro Tour will be held at Shibuya Club Kuwatoro.
Please come and join us!
And from May 13th, we will be holding our national tour, Kikui-kun, in Kawakiri, Kagoshima.
Everyone, please come!
Please come!
And so, Hitaki will be the first MC.
Let's hear what he has to say.
He's good at giving impromptu comments.
Tonight, the two of us will be MCs.
Next night, too, shake and sleep.
Impromptu.
Yume Kana-chan is crazy, as I thought.
Jumping B!