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ABYSS HONEYTRAP TV has begun!
It's been a while since you've been in the studio, right?
It's been a while.
Do you have any reports?
Do you have any?
I've been working as an OL at an AV company lately.
That means you're back.
That's right.
Yes, I'm back.
Why?
I can't shoot a movie because I broke my hip.
I thought I couldn't do anything.
I'm working part-time at my own expense.
You're working part-time at your own expense.
I'm in charge of YouTube distribution.
Are you doing YouTube?
That's right.
What kind of distribution do you do on YouTube?
There's a program called MAGIC MIRAGO.
In MAGIC MIRAGO, we act as if we're amateurs.
Is that on YouTube?
You can't broadcast it on YouTube, can you?
I can broadcast it on YouTube, but it's banned.
That's right.
MAGIC MIRAGO is definitely banned.
Is that all?
Is there anything else?
I'm going to start a delivery service for Uber.
In Tokushima Prefecture.
Does Tokushima have Uber?
Uber has recently arrived in Tokushima and is being delivered by Uber.
It's a cute Uber.
Are you going to deliver it?
It's the end of the year, so I'm worried.
That's why I'm doing this program today.
Today's program is SCAP TELEMON.
In the past, she used to make a phone call and say what she thought to the target.
Please tell me that you like me just once.
The legendary program SCAP TELEMON is back tonight.
This program is a live phone call to the target and solve their dissatisfaction and worries.
If you notice, there is one month left this year.
Let's solve it quickly and welcome 2022.
Who is angry?
Are you angry, MIKAMI?
Do you have anything to say to the person you want to talk to?
I have something to say.
This is unusual.
I'm angry at her.
Are you angry at her?
I hate her.
Is it okay for you to hate her so much that you may quarrel with her?
I want to quarrel with her.
It's okay if you quarrel with her.
What's wrong with her?
Can I talk to the person who is angry?
It's too early.
You are late.
I'm sorry.
MIKAMI's hatred is about to explode.
Let's start the first SCAP TELEMON.
Do you have anything to say to the person you want to talk to?
Let's start with KOBAYASHI.
I'm TAKU-CHAN.
You are not KIMURA, are you?
I'm SUZUKI.
SUZUKI is TAKU-CHAN.
SUZUKI and TAKU-CHAN seem to have something in common.
I heard that you fish a lot of black bass in ASINOKO.
I often hear that.
I'm worried that the black bass in ASINOKO will disappear.
It's okay to fish alone.
I heard that you fish a lot.
I often hear that.
I'm worried that the black bass in ASINOKO will disappear, so I want to go fishing.
When I look at your blog, I see a lot of fish, so I'm worried that your life style will change.
I don't think that's the case.
I don't want you to fish fish anymore.
The first phone call is from Suzuki, who is a black bus fanatic, to Kobayashi Uber Hiromi.
Will they be able to protect the ecosystem of the fish?
I wonder if it will come out.
Hello.
Are you Suzuki?
Yes.
Do you know who I am?
Hello.
Do you know who I am?
No, I don't know you.
I am a member of the Ashinoko Fishing Club.
Ashinoko Fishing Club?
Yes.
How many times a week do you come here to fish?
I don't know.
Why?
You come here a lot, don't you?
I go here and there recently.
How many times a day do you come here to fish?
No, I don't.
You go to the bus a lot, don't you?
I go to the bus 4 or 5 times a day.
You do, don't you?
I go there occasionally.
4 or 5 times a day?
Yes.
You go to the bus 4 or 5 times a day. That's a lot.
Is it?
What?
I'm Kobayashi from the Asu Shinoko Fishing Club.
Do you get calls from the Fishing Club?
Mr. Suzuki comes here to fish a lot.
So, I'm in trouble when I catch 4 or 5 fish a day.
Your life style changes, doesn't it?
My life style changes a little.
No, no.
Some people catch more than you.
I'm not talking about other people.
I'm talking to Mr. Suzuki now.
May I?
Yes, you may.
What is this?
This is from the Fishing Club.
My name is Kobayashi.
No, no.
I know who you are.
You go to the bus 4 or 5 times a week, don't you?
What?
What's wrong with you?
I'm not talking about that.
I'm in trouble when I catch 4 or 5 fish a day.
My life style changes a little.
I'm not talking about other people.
Are you talking about the gas explosion?
What's wrong with you?
Why did you say that?
I called you today because I caught too many fish.
So, I want you to stop fishing.
Many people catch fish.
You've been talking about other people.
Are you telling me not to fish?
Yes.
I'm telling you not to fish.
Why didn't you tell me that when I went to Ashinoko?
I'm taking statistics now.
I'm taking statistics and calling you now.
You just asked me how many fish I caught.
I'm checking how many times you come here every week.
What's that?
It's a monthly report.
What's that?
I'm in trouble.
Are you really in trouble?
I'm looking at your blog.
You've been fishing a lot, haven't you?
Have you been neglecting your work?
Are you all right?
It's strange that a member of Ashinoko's fishing club is neglecting my work.
He's been fishing so much that I'm worried.
I'm worried about him.
You don't have to worry about that.
What are you talking about?
Who's in trouble?
The ecosystem is changing.
Mr. Nijimasu.
Who?
Mr. Nijimasu.
Why are you giving Nijimasu a warning?
Don't apologize to Nijimasu.
Fish is important for a fishing club.
It's a fish club.
Fish?
It's a fish for a club.
What is this?
I've been getting a lot of calls saying that I'm fishing too much tuna.
If you say you don't fish, we'll cut you off.
That's right.
I'm not going fishing.
What? There are a lot of people fishing.
You don't have to call an amateur like me.
Who is it? For example.
It's Namiki.
It's a machine gun shot.
You know a lot.
I'm keeping an eye on him.
There are a lot of people like that.
Who is it?
What?
It's a person who is fishing.
Mr. Nakamura is fishing more.
It's a tail fork.
You know a lot.
What is that? I don't know.
It's a fish for a club.
What is that?
I've been getting a lot of strange calls.
What kind of phone do you think it is?
I don't know.
It's a mascot.
I've been caught.
I'm fishing tuna like a fool.
You're wrong.
What are you saying?
It's not wrong.
It's the same as a fish for a club.
You're wrong.
What is it?
Is it a rainbow trout?
What is a rainbow trout?
Why do you respect fish?
You really like fish.
I don't just like fish. I also like black bass.
I don't care about that.
Can you stop fishing?
That's right.
I won't stop.
Why don't you stop?
Please stop the machine gun shot.
Say that to Namiki.
Namiki is a professional.
It's not a rainbow trout.
It's your wife's rainbow trout.
What do you mean?
I don't care.
What are you talking about?
Can you stop fishing?
What is your wife's rainbow trout?
I won't stop.
Really?
He promised me.
Can you promise me?
What?
I'm watching.
I won't stop.
I'll continue to watch.
Isn't this a commercial?
What is it?
It's a commercial.
What are you talking about?
It's not a commercial.
Hey!
You are mean.
Did you hear that?
I don't know.
What is it?
Are you going to cut it?
I'll cut it.
Thank you very much.
Don't cut it.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute. Taku-san said something like XXXX.
What do you mean?
What?
Why do you know that?
Kobayashi?
I don't know why.
Why XXXX?
Have you XXXX in the countryside?
Have you XXXX in the countryside recently?
I don't know.
I think it's a long time ago.
It's not XXXX recently, but it's XXXX a long time ago.
A long time ago.
Why are you XXXX?
You don't have XXXX in the country.
I don't have XXXX in the country.
I have a friend who is a fishing buddy.
A fishing buddy?
I have a friend who is a fishing buddy.
We are good friends.
Taku-san often goes fishing with her.
I think that's why I have XXXX.
You are the worst friend.
It's a plan to get rid of XXXX, but it's a vague ending.
Kobayashi, next time I would like you to join us.
Let's move on to the next person.
Who has something to say?
Let's start with YUSHIDA.
I'm KURO.
KURO?
I heard that KURO doesn't like to play with women.
I want to make it clear.
I think KURO is playing with KANZAKI.
To be honest, I forgot about KANZAKI a long time ago.
Do you still think KURO is playing with KANZAKI?
I have an appointment with KURO.
If you wait 5 years, I will buy you a TOWER MAN.
How long ago did you say that?
It was said 2 years ago, so 3 years later.
You are waiting for KURO.
I have an appointment with KURO.
I'm waiting for KURO.
I want to get married soon.
You are waiting for KURO without asking other people.
It's too early for a girl to get married.
Who said that?
I'm sorry.
I thought you were my friend.
KANZAKI has been waiting for KURO for 2 years.
KURO can't leave KANZAKI as a best friend.
KURO is playing with women.
YOSHIZAWA YUKI is calling KANZAKI.
I'm working at this time.
Hello.
Do you remember me?
What?
We haven't met recently, have we?
We've met recently.
Recently?
Yeah.
You're the worst. Don't you remember me?
No, I'm not the worst.
If I were the worst, I'd be at the bottom.
But I'm worried about you, so I might be at the top.
What?
What are you talking about?
But you don't remember me, do you?
What?
You came to me.
Nishikinoko?
A shop.
Anze's shop?
Don't you remember my name?
No, I don't.
Ami-chan?
No, I don't.
Who's Ami-chan?
Kana-chan?
You're the worst.
Who's Kana-chan?
What?
Nagoya, right?
Nishikinoko in Nagoya.
What's Anze's Kana-chan?
No.
That's not it.
Who is it?
But your voice is cute.
Can you remember me?
What?
The girl who went on a date with you?
That's not it.
Are there that many girls?
You're kidding.
It's not that there are many girls.
But you have to go on a date with a girl.
You're kidding.
What?
You licked me, didn't you?
Licked you?
Yes.
Licked you?
Wait, licked you?
What?
You licked me.
My finger?
Why?
That's not it.
Your first name is Yubi?
It's not Yubi.
You licked me over there, didn't you?
You licked me over there?
You licked me?
What are you talking about?
Have you already forgotten?
You licked me over there.
You scum.
Don't call me a scum.
Why?
Scum?
Why do you call me Yubi?
Why?
You're getting better.
Yes.
Let me lick you again.
I don't want you to remind me.
Let me lick you again.
I might remember you licking me.
You're the worst.
Tell me what you licked recently.
What I licked?
Something you licked recently.
Something I licked recently?
Tell me the best 10 things you licked recently.
That's a lot.
There aren't that many.
The 10th place.
The 10th place is...
Cherry...
Blossom...
Cherry...
The 9th place.
The 9th place?
What's the 9th place?
The 8th place.
I licked a knife to take a picture.
The 7th place.
What do you mean?
I licked...
I licked a bottle.
The 6th place.
I don't remember the 10th place.
I licked a balance ball.
A balance ball?
I licked a girl sitting on it.
A balance ball?
The 5th place.
The 5th place?
I licked a leather bag.
The 4th place.
The 4th place is...
Magic.
It's a crayon.
The 3rd place.
The 3rd place is...
I don't know if I licked it or not.
I put a towel in my mouth and didn't make a sound.
The 2nd place.
The 2nd place is...
I put a manicure on my nails and licked them.
The 1st place is...
My...
What?
Over there?
What do you mean, over there?
Please don't say it.
What?
Don't say it.
Did you lick me?
No, I didn't.
You licked me.
No, I didn't lick your finger.
Who did it?
Do you remember licking my knee?
Your knee?
Yes, I did.
Speaking of Kuro-chan,
there is a legendary project.
If Kuro-chan, also known as Yokai Hiza-kun, is caught,
he will be kicked on his knee.
Almost all of the members of the mascot group
became a victim of Yokai Hiza-kun
and were traumatized for the rest of their lives.
It seems that Kuro-chan has completely forgotten about Hiza-kun.
You licked my knee.
You did it to a lot of girls.
I don't know.
I thought it was just a knee.
I don't know if it's 102 or 202.
You're the worst.
Why?
You put something on my knee.
Who licked your knee the most?
I'm glad I licked your knee.
It was Mikami Yo-chan.
I knew it.
What was good about Yo-chan's knee?
What was good about it?
It was very elastic.
I think it was when I just started training.
He has the power to run away, but when I chased him and looked at his face while licking it, it was very delicious.
He's an advanced person.
Is there anyone you like recently?
I like Michoppa.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Is there anyone you want to marry?
I'm not married yet. I'm a model, so I'm waiting for someone like that.
There's someone waiting for you.
Really?
No, why?
I don't know. Maybe you're the closest to marriage.
There's something I want to make clear.
What do you want to make clear?
Can I change?
Let's go.
Are you going to say something else?
I'm going to change.
Who is it?
I don't know who it is.
Hello.
Yes, yes.
Crocodile-chan?
Crocodile Dandy's first and second works are interesting.
I can't accept it at all.
What do you mean?
Do you know who it is?
Kansai dialect.
You can tell by Kansai dialect.
What? Kansai?
Yes.
What's wrong? What is this phone call?
Kansai? It's been a while.
It's been a while.
There's something I want to make clear.
Make clear? What is it?
About the apartment.
About the apartment?
Yes.
What about the apartment?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
Yes.
You made a promise two years ago.
I made a promise two years ago?
Yes.
When you were taking a walk at night.
What?
When you were taking a walk at night.
Yes, I was taking a walk.
Yes.
About the apartment.
Did you say something?
About the apartment?
Did you say something?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
I don't remember.
You're the worst.
What? I don't remember at all.
What?
If you don't remember, don't tell me.
Yes, Kuro.
Kuro, I told you that I would buy you a tower- mouse.
To who?
To Chansai.
To Chansai?
Chansai told me that if he saw a tower-mouse, he would buy it for me.
I told you that.
Did you really?
You're the worst.
What's my plan?
I'm going to move out soon.
Anaporo's apartment.
I moved out.
What?
You moved out?
Where?
Tell me your address.
I don't need it.
What are you going to eat?
Meat.
I'm going to eat meat.
I'm going to eat meat again.
I'm scared.
What's wrong?
He suddenly changed his mind.
I've always believed in your words.
Buy an apartment.
I haven't made a reservation.
You've already made a reservation.
In the name of Kuro-chan.
I can't do that.
I won't pay you.
I bought an apartment in the name of Kuro-chan.
I can't do that.
I don't buy an apartment from someone who isn't my wife.
I don't want you to live with me.
I won't live with you.
I just moved out.
Give me some money.
I don't live with you.
I've been waiting for you.
That's right.
I've been waiting for you.
I want a car.
It's an important time for women.
I've been waiting for you.
It's a marriage fraud.
I'll sue you.
Why?
I'll sue you.
I'll sue you if you don't give me a house.
If you don't give me a house, I'll sue you.
We're a minor group.
I'll sue you if you don't give me a good house.
Please wait.
Give me a home.
I asked you all the time.
I can't afford it.
You're broken up with me.
Can't you give me a regular job?
You can't do that.
I'll sue you if you swear at me.
OJIKI?
I'm going to send you the OJIKI of the headquarters.
Who is OJIKI?
I'm going to send you the OJIKI of the headquarters.
I don't think it will work because it's a video.
I'm in Ndada-ku, Kobe.
Wait a minute.
I've been listening to you.
Ndada-ku?
No, no, wait a minute.
Don't go out with me.
How much do you pay me?
I don't know.
How much do you pay me?
Tell me the truth.
Why?
You're hurting me.
No, I'm not.
You are.
No, I'm not.
You are.
I'll pay you 30,000 yen.
30,000 yen?
I'll send you to the headquarters and kill you.
That's enough.
I'll send you to the headquarters and kill you.
Are you serious?
Wait a minute.
It's 20 million yen.
I'll sell my hand for 20 million yen.
How much do you have in your account?
I have 9.6 million yen in my account.
Don't make fun of me.
I'm not making fun of you.
Calm down.
It's money.
What?
It's money.
Just prepare the money.
If you don't prepare the money, I'll hang you.
I'm scared.
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared.
I'll hang you if you lick my crotch.
I haven't licked your crotch yet.
Yomi, be careful.
I told you.
He said he didn't remember.
I'm shocked.
I feel refreshed.
I feel like I can move forward.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised.
I thought he was that kind of person.
The relationship with Kuro-chan, who has been troubled for many years, has been resolved quickly through the headquarters.
The next scene is to be careful not to be caught by a strange man.
Is there anyone else?
I see.
She is angry from the beginning.
Who are you angry with?
I'm angry with Mitsuura.
What happened to Mitsuura?
Mitsuura...
We went to Canada without saying anything.
We haven't said anything since July.
We haven't said anything.
Mitsuura said he liked mascots so much.
He hasn't expressed his gratitude yet.
I don't know if mascots are grateful.
I haven't heard from him for 7, 8, 9, 10, 14 months.
Mitsuura.
I haven't heard from him since I went to Japan.
That's what a duo is like.
I haven't heard from him since I went to Japan.
I'm lonely.
That's not good. Let's make a phone call.
I'm lonely.
Let's make a phone call.
Is it okay to make a phone call to Canada?
That's right.
He is in Canada.
He isn't in Japan, is he?
It's okay. It's past 11 p.m.
It's past 11 p.m.
What is Canada?
He is angry with Canada.
He has a bad image of Canada because of Mitsuura.
Is this FaceTime?
Do you get it?
Was it like that, Mikami-san?
Do it properly, staff.
I've never seen her like that.
Which one is it?
I can't be calm when I'm next to her.
Why did Mitsuura go to Canada without saying anything to Muscat?
Mikami, who is usually quiet, is on a live international phone call.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It's been a long time since I've been abroad.
It's amazing to be connected to Canada.
Hello.
She said hello.
Hello.
It's a little native.
Hello, Michael.
I'm Michael.
Hello.
Michael.
You're going to get cut off.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
What are you doing now?
I'm asking what time it is.
What time is it now?
What time is it now? It's midnight.
It's 12 o'clock.
Is it 1 o'clock already?
I'm going to get cut off.
Don't get cut off.
I can't speak loudly at night.
I knew it.
Why?
Don't get cut off.
I'm going to get cut off.
Why?
I'm talking.
I'm staying at home.
I have to be quiet in my room at 10.
Do you know who I am?
Who are you?
What are you looking at…
Why did you forget?
I don't know!
I feel like I'm dying.
Seriously, seriously, seriously.
Seriously, what?
Are you crazy?
I don't know!
I don't know.
It's a normal voice.
You really don't know?
I don't know.
Give me a hint.
A hint?
Light blue.
Is she an orphan?
An orphan.
It's her first time.
Blue.
A little more.
Long hair.
Blue.
Long hair.
Light blue, long hair.
I already know the name of the show.
One more time.
I wonder if she forgot the name.
Nuru Nuru no...
...Jo.
Did she say that?
Nuru Nuru no...
I remember!
I'm glad.
Mitsunura-san!
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Mitsunura-san.
What's wrong?
Why didn't you tell us that you were going to Canada?
What?
Aren't you lonely?
I don't want to hear it.
I heard that Mitsuura-san is going to Canada.
You heard it?
Yes, I heard it at home.
I thought it would be nice to hear it.
You heard it from the mascots?
Yes.
I only talked to people I was close to.
I don't think I was that close to the mascots.
That's not true.
What?
Aren't you close friends?
I'm not close to them.
We're from the same Nagoya.
I've never said that.
We're from the same Nagoya.
We're not from Nagoya.
We're from Takara.
We're from Nagoya.
You heard it, didn't you?
I heard it!
I'm sorry.
Can you be quiet?
I'm so sorry.
Do you want miso?
I want miso.
I don't need miso.
You don't need miso?
I want miso.
You don't need red miso?
I want red miso.
How about udon?
The one you stew with udon.
I want it.
Do you want shiso?
Shiso.
And shiso.
Shiso?
Thank you.
It's a specialty of Aichi prefecture.
I'll send you shiso.
When I send you shiso, put it on your crotch.
Put it on my crotch?
Shiso.
Thank you so much!
I'm so sorry.
But I'm not the only one who's angry.
There are people who are more angry.
It depends on the person who is more angry.
Hello?
Do you know who I am?
I don't know.
Celine Dion.
I don't know.
Celine Dion?
You're so bad at this.
Celine Dion.
You know who I am, right?
I know.
I'm not a king.
Long time no see.
It's been a while since I spoke to you.
It's been a while.
It's been 7, 8, 9 years since we met in July.
You look fine.
Yeah, I'm fine.
How is it?
How is Yasuko's maple syrup?
Is it dripping?
Yasuko, you can move freely even if you are far from Japan.
I didn't put out maple syrup.
You didn't put it out?
I didn't put it out.
Don't you have any male friends?
I have male friends, but they're all getting older.
They're in their 20s or 10s.
That's true.
You're staying at home at 50.
That's true.
I'm the only one who's 50 years old.
Everyone else is a teenager.
Everyone was talking bad about me today.
It was my teacher's birthday.
Who said that?
It was my teacher's birthday.
I asked my friend how old she was.
She said she was 53 years old.
I thought she was an adult.
I was sitting at that table.
There was a boy in his 20s.
He said,
It's not bad for Yasuko.
I feel sorry for him.
He's like a puppy.
I see.
It's a small store.
I went there, so I can speak English.
Play with the boy, pour maple syrup, and come back.
Yes, I understand.
I'll keep that in mind.
She's a good girl.
Maybe it's because she has a good atmosphere.
Has she changed her personality?
Yes.
She's a good girl.
That's good.
Please contact me again.
Finally, Mikami.
Mitsubura.
Yes.
Good luck.
Yes.
I hope you can speak English when you come back.
What if I cheer for you?
Good luck!
Thank you very much.
Be quiet.
Bye-bye.
Okubo-san, it's been 4 months since the last time you talked to her.
Yes. I almost cried when I was drinking.
But she looked very energetic.
I thought she would be fine if she went to a home stay at 50 years old.
But she looked like a pregnant woman.
That's right.
She looked like a pregnant woman.
I'm glad that she was fine.
Yukari, did you feel better?
I felt much better.
I became kinder.
You became kinder.
You became milder.
You became a light blue and slimy queen.
I was happy.
I'm glad.
Are you feeling better now?
I'm glad.
I'll do my best.
That's all for Ebisu Honey Trap TV.
Bye-bye.
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