AISubs v3
Aki's Emergency Live Broadcast, This is Weird! Mascots!
Today, we're going to go out to sea.
Ah, that's important.
I was going to be a little nervous, so I took a survey.
Yes, yes.
There's so much dissatisfaction from everyone's mascot members.
It's really piling up, isn't it?
Recently, I've been doing it at an ATM.
I'm going to be with you, but there's nothing but complaints.
I see.
I'm not making any progress at all.
I see.
I'm not used to being an adult.
That's true.
I think it's going to explode if we don't get rid of the gas here.
Ichikawa, do you feel that way?
Well, it's been a while since I've been back.
Oh, this is how the team turned out.
I think it's piling up pretty well.
I've been piling up a little bit myself.
At this rate, the team may fall apart.
That's right.
I see. Let's do it.
Please.
Let's do it. Let's do it right away.
Please.
Everyone's face is already angry.
Kobayashi, are you glaring at me?
No, I'm not glaring.
Is it piling up?
Yes.
Wait a minute. Isn't Fujiwara's hair the color of thinner?
It's the color of thinner.
That's true. It's rough.
That's how you pull it out.
It's what junior high school students do, isn't it?
If you're dissatisfied, you'll get worse.
Let's do it for everyone's sake today.
I'm dissatisfied, but I'm not doing it.
It's just coming off.
It's a color that comes off like that.
It's dirty, so please do something about it.
Everyone's angry, isn't it?
Let's go.
I'm scared.
Let's start with this.
This is weird.
First of all, here.
Kawakami-san says, I'm not aiming for Hollywood, I'm aiming for Cannes.
She keeps saying that.
Who is this?
What is this?
Ishioka-san, what does this mean?
Kawakami-san has been saying, I'm aiming for Hollywood for a long time.
Yes, I've heard that.
Recently, she was called out.
She was called out?
Yes. Actually, I'm not aiming for Hollywood, I'm aiming for Cannes.
She keeps saying that.
What's the difference?
I don't know what the difference is.
She keeps saying, manager, do you have a script for tomorrow?
She keeps looking at the script at the actress club.
What kind of script does she read?
It's like, she's making her debut in Asia.
Is she making her debut in Asia?
Right now, she's really auditioning in English.
Audition, right?
It's the script for the audition, right?
It's the script for the audition, and she's going to the final screening.
What?
I might be able to go.
You might be able to go?
To Cannes?
I might be able to go to Cannes and Hollywood.
It's a little different today, right?
You're the only one with shoes.
Everyone has matching shoes.
Do you show that you're different from other people?
No, but when it comes to going overseas,
I have to make a different prediction.
If that's the case, what are those shoes?
The flat ones.
That's terrible.
If that's the case, she might be the representative of Japan.
She might be barefoot.
It's better to be barefoot.
She's probably looking down, but she's looking up.
She's walking in a bad way.
This is also fashionable.
It's fashionable.
I thought I had to show more of Japan's beauty overseas.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
I was called out to that meeting,
but my rival was Takayuki Yamada.
Your gender is different, too.
That's right.
Takayuki Yamada couldn't go to Cannes.
Takayuki Yamada didn't win the Japan Academy Award.
He's a great actor.
That's right, but I also wanted to be Takayuki Yamada.
I wanted to surpass him.
What are you talking about?
Takayuki Yamada?
I wanted to surpass him.
You wanted to surpass him.
You're Takao Yamada, right?
I'm not the Takao Yamada you see at a shopping mall.
I've been saying this for a long time,
so I'm going to say it again.
What's the difference between Cannes and Hollywood?
Hollywood is major.
There's action and explosions that are easy to understand.
Are you making fun of me?
It's an easy-to-understand,
flashy movie.
Cannes is more fashionable and has a sense of humidity.
It's humid and has a lot of Japanese wabi-sabi.
Cannes is more suitable for Japanese people.
It conveys the beauty of Japan.
What's your favorite movie?
My favorite movie is...
La La Land.
It's easy to understand.
Everyone loves La La Land.
It's easy to understand.
I've been making fun of you on Twitter lately.
Can I see your Twitter?
Here's the first one.
What are your dreams for the future?
I want to be an unknown person.
Don't say that!
You want to be the one and only, don't you?
Yes, I want to be the one and only.
If I don't aim for that, I won't be able to find a new actor.
You're looking down on the world, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
There's another one on Twitter.
There's more?
Isn't that enough?
I think I've been an alien until now.
I've finally realized that I can live as a human being at this age.
It's the same as before, but especially today.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's going on?
I thought I wasn't independent until now.
I thought I was an alien.
I depended on someone or a man.
I was lonely.
I don't have that anymore.
I just want to be an actor.
You want to be an actor.
I've been told this for a long time, so I'm really angry.
It's strange to be angry.
The food wasn't delicious at all.
It wasn't delicious.
You said you'd support me.
If it's a movie audition, try being an alien.
An alien?
Yes, an alien that is used in a movie.
What do you think, Okubo-san?
I don't know.
Please leave Japan.
I don't care if it's in Cannes or somewhere else.
But Mitsura-san often asks Maxon Nana-san,
Maxon Nana-san wants to be an actress,
so she drinks poison and gets killed.
Isn't there something like that?
I'm good at it.
Oh, you're good at it.
Momera-san, it's that way, right?
Can I ask you a favor?
What is it?
Are you making it yourself?
You're making it yourself, aren't you?
It's a pantomime where you sit down.
This is difficult.
You!
This is difficult.
You are trying to go with this, right?
I can do it.
How about you, Okubo-san?
It has a feeling of Asakusa.
It's rock.
It's really good.
I'm really aiming for it.
Seriously.
You're bothering others, right?
You're being bothered.
It was a long time.
I talked about it for a long time.
You were asking questions.
I wanted to talk about Muscat.
I only talked about cannes.
I thought you were interested in me.
No, I'm not.
If you say so, you don't have to go to Cannes.
No, no, no.
You don't have to go to Cannes.
You're in a bad mood, right?
I want to go to Cannes, too.
I want to go to Hollywood.
I want to go.
Everyone feels the same, right?
Feelings.
There are feelings.
But you can't do it just with feelings.
When will the final audition result come out?
It will be released at the end of this month.
I want to look forward to it there.
If it's decided there, Muscat will graduate.
No, I won't.
Please forgive me.
What if you have to go to Cannes with Muscat?
Cannes.
You want to go to Cannes, right?
But I won't quit.
You want to go to Cannes, right?
No, I won't quit.
But you already said that.
Please forgive me.
I want to go.
You want to go.
I want to go to Muscat.
No, no, no.
You can't aim for Cannes with Muscat.
That's right.
If you don't decide on one, neither will succeed.
You said a good thing.
What do you mean by both?
Both?
Please don't give me a hint.
You put your hand on both.
That's right.
Let's decide until the next time.
Please decide not to say anything about Cannes.
With Muscat.
Okay.
That's good.
If I pass.
If you pass.
If you pass, you can say it.
I got it.
Please don't say it.
Please don't say it to the members.
I'm sorry.
It's a live show.
Please step back.
We don't have time.
Please wear your shoes properly.
Okay.
Let's move on.
The next complaint is this.
You're in the same agency, but you're too different from Momonogi.
Who is this?
Yes.
Eikawa.
Yes.
What does this mean?
Momonogi is here.
I'm in the same agency as Momonogi.
After work, I go to dinner with my manager.
Momonogi eats expensive sukiyaki and Chinese food.
I eat 300 yen worth of food at an izakaya.
Izakaya.
It's like Toriki.
That's right.
I wonder why there is such a difference.
What do you think, Momonogi?
I eat 300 yen worth of food, too.
But?
But I ate sukiyaki.
Can't you take me to eat sukiyaki?
I don't go to eat sukiyaki.
I want to go to an izakaya.
I see.
Have you ever said that?
I went to an izakaya once.
But my manager told me that I shouldn't go to an izakaya.
Your manager took you to an izakaya for 300 yen?
Yes.
No.
Let me say it.
Please say it.
My manager said that she only drinks alcohol.
So I think she likes izakayas.
I enjoy eating because I can't drink alcohol.
She said that.
But I heard that she eats expensive sukiyaki.
No, no, no. Who told you that?
Who told you that?
You should tell us the truth.
I heard it from my manager.
Is your manager a famous otaku?
He is called Hage.
Because they get along well.
My manager is called Hage.
Your manager is called Hage.
He is the president.
He is called Hage.
I often go to eat with him.
But I don't go to an izakaya.
I see.
Why don't you go to an izakaya?
I don't go to an izakaya with Hage.
Hage is for Momo.
Why don't you tell Hage to take you to an izakaya?
If I tell him, I think he'll go.
But Hage is basically the top manager.
I can't tell him that I'm sorry if I tell other managers that it's expensive.
You don't have to be so careful.
I think Hage will spend a lot of money.
I'm not talking about Hage.
But you can't tell him that you want to go to an izakaya with him.
I think he's busy, so I can't invite him to dinner.
Why don't you ask Momo to go to an izakaya with you?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Why don't you ask Eika to go to an izakaya with you?
I don't mind.
I'm sure you'll ask her to go to an izakaya with you.
No, no, no.
Why?
I'm sure you'll ask her to go to an izakaya with you.
I thought there was an internal complaint.
Internal complaint?
We work in the same agency.
Fine, I'll give you my beard.
You'll give her your beard?
That's fine, right?
What if she gives you her beard?
I'll give it to her.
Tell her you'll give her your beard.
I'll give it to her.
What will you do?
Will you give it to her?
I'll give her my beard.
That's a good solution.
You'll give her your beard.
I'll give her my beard.
That's a good solution.
Congratulations.
That's good.
You'll give her your beard.
Let's move on.
Here's the next one.
Kobayashi-san.
Kobayashi-san, you often make fun of your seniors.
Who is this?
It's me.
Usa-chan.
Kobayashi-san.
What do you mean?
First of all, when I greet someone,
my eyes go like this.
That's how I greet people.
Kanzaki-san often makes fun of me when I see him all day.
You two are his seniors.
Yes.
Today, in the elevator,
my mom said,
you're ugly.
Your mom said that?
Yes.
That's terrible.
Your mom made vegetables for you.
That's terrible.
Fujimaru-san often makes fun of you, too.
Today, he said I was ugly.
That can't be helped.
Really?
He made fun of me before I greeted him.
I see.
You're his senior.
But,
I'm not making fun of him.
I'm just communicating with him.
I see.
I respect him.
No, you don't.
As a senpai, I respect him.
But I'm not making fun of him.
I want him to make a normal face.
But he makes a very annoying face.
What kind of face does he make?
Like this.
He makes a face like this.
Do you feel that?
I feel it a lot.
He looks down on senpai.
His face is annoying.
How much do you hate me?
I hate you.
Don't say that.
You're the only one who's making fun of me.
I know.
I respect you.
You shouldn't be like that to senpai.
I respect you.
You're the only one who's making fun of me.
Don't say that.
You're the only one who's making fun of me.
I respect you.
Forget it.
Don't think about anything.
Forget it.
Okay.
That's good.
I forgot to explain the rules.
This is what will happen.
He doesn't look nice when he dances.
What's wrong?
Don't say that to senpai.
Don't say that.
She is so annoyed.
His face is annoying.
Stop it.
Everyone, get out of here.
Stop it.
Stop it already!
What's wrong?
It's coming, it's coming.
You were dancing just now.
Did you calm down?
You looked like you were having fun while laughing.
It's not good, it's not good.
It's not good to argue.
That's right.
You can't create anything by arguing.
What do you dislike about me?
You simply don't like me.
That's why you say something to me.
You're trying to take advantage of me.
I'm not going to be your opponent.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're on my side.
You're too slow.
You're the one who's always on my side.
I'm listening to everything.
You're in a bad mood.
You're a piece of shit.
Stop it already.
You're in a bad mood.
You're really bad with the staff.
Now...
If it's really about the staff, you're really in a bad mood.
I'm sorry.
There was a fight at the ATM.
I'm sorry.
It's not good to be in a bad mood.
Stop it, Mr. Kobayashi.
Mr. Kobayashi, you decided to be kind.
Stop it.
It's not good to be so rough.
That's right.
Let's calm down.
Next.
Kurosawa Mirei's SNS has a picture of her doing it alone.
Who is this?
It's Lee.
Is that so?
Kurosawa didn't participate in the recording yet.
He did it remotely at home.
Using that time, the number of SNS updates has increased a lot.
I'm looking at Twitter.
It's not like eating at home.
It's like eating out.
He's taking a lot of selfies.
It's like he's pushing the rear center of gravity.
It's been a little too much.
I've been getting a little nosebleed lately.
It's like there's mold in the bath.
It's because the lighting was dark.
It's like there's mold in the bath.
My bath is beautiful.
Stop it.
As Mr. Ichikawa said, a picture has entered.
Let's take a look.
Yakiniku festival in Ginza.
This is amazing.
It's been processed.
Kurosawa ate Yakiniku.
What do you think, Kanohira-chan?
I'm angry.
Why?
I feel like I hate you.
I don't know why.
I don't know why I'm angry.
I didn't do anything wrong.
There's still a picture here.
The real hiding place is Italy.
It's a real hiding place.
What do you think, Kanohira-chan?
I feel like I'm going to die.
Why is Italy going to be killed?
I feel like I'm going to die.
I feel like Kurosawa is going to use a hiding place.
It's a story about coming out.
It's like eating on the front.
Kurosawa said something terrible.
There's another one.
It was a store full of happiness.
Why? It's cute.
There's nothing in it.
Why?
It's cute, isn't it?
I bought a ride for this.
I don't know.
Why?
Don't be nice to me.
The 14th generation is the oldest in Japan.
That's right.
Is that so?
It's a luxury brand.
Who are you talking to?
Is this your money?
This is my money.
Who are you talking to?
I'm talking to my mother.
You're like an idol.
Do you have that kind of money?
I'm sorry.
No one's coming.
You're a man.
You know there's a man.
Do you have a man?
You're hiding, aren't you?
You're hiding.
You're a man, aren't you?
You're a man.
Man
You're a man.
You're not a man.
If you went to films like this, you could go with a man.
I don't have a man.
It's all pictures of you two, isn't it?
It's not like that!
It's because you're saying it as a man, that's why Kakurei is saying it!
It's because you're saying it as a man, that's why!
Why?
It's a man, right?
You're saying it's not a man!
What should I do?
If it's really not a man, what should I do?
I don't know!
It's a man, right?
Say it!
You don't have to hide it!
Whether it's a man or not, say it!
I don't care!
Because I really want a man!
I don't have one, so I can't help it!
This person has a long term, so can you say it next time?
Listen to me properly!
It's been a while since I came to the recording studio and saw my wife!
The next person is here!
It looks like she's next to the driver.
Even though it's COVID-19, don't go to Dubai.
Who is this?
There are a lot of people!
There are other people too.
What is this?
What's going on?
A fool from Shizuoka.
Even though Japan is in trouble because of COVID-19,
he's going to Dubai because he's a fool.
He's not here today, is he?
I posted a lot of pictures of him on Instagram.
I thought he was a fool.
He's a fool!
Is everyone like that?
I've been looking at Instagram a lot.
Even though it's a place where you can take pictures,
he's going to Dubai.
I'm at this time.
If I hide it, it's still...
He's going to show me Dubai.
I thought he was a fool.
Let's take a look at the pictures.
This one.
Departure?
Departure.
It's a good start.
He's showing off his brand.
There's more.
The world's best.
Wow.
He's a fool.
October 11th is the latest.
There's more.
This is crazy.
This is really upsetting.
As the same member.
He's coming back today.
But he has to stay at home for 14 days.
That's why he can't come today.
He's a fool.
He's not professional at all.
This is upsetting.
I'm getting hungry.
Let's take a look at the next one.
He's a fool.
Let's take a look at the next one.
He's probably watching this.
It's better to say something to him.
This is crazy.
Go talk to him.
Yoshizawa, you fool.
You're watching this because you don't have time.
Do you really feel responsible?
When he comes back, remember this.
Say goodbye to him.
Go talk to him.
Yoshizawa, you fool.
You're watching this because you don't have time.
You'll be bored when he comes back.
Come back soon.
Go talk to him.
Yoshizawa, you fool.
When he comes back, remember this.
Say goodbye to him.
Go talk to him.
The next one is tough.
He was supposed to be on the show at the Philippine Expo.
But he wasn't there.
It must have been hard for him to be the MC.
That's right.
It must have been hard for him to be the MC.
He's a fool.
What are you?
Go talk to him.
Yoshizawa, you're a fool.
That's why you're the leader.
Say goodbye to him.
Yoshizawa.
You always talk about me.
Shut up.
Yoshizawa, you fool.
It's over.
Yoshizawa.
What are you doing?
Yoshizawa.
What are you doing?
It's over.