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We will now begin the press conference for the leader of Ebisu Mascots, Masami Ichikawa.
Ichikawa has been on leave for half a year.
Speak properly!
I'm sorry. I thought I had it back.
Ichikawa has been on leave for half a year.
We would like to hear from her how she feels about this.
Please welcome Ebisu Mascots leader Masami Ichikawa.
First of all, I would like to explain the reason for the meeting.
Masami Ichikawa has been inactive in Ebisu Mascots activities for about half a year until today.
As a matter of fact, Masami Ichikawa has something to report to everyone.
So, although it is an emergency, I have set up this place today.
Let's start with Masami Ichikawa.
Thank you all for coming today.
Once again, I am Masami Ichikawa, the leader of BISMAS CUTS.
You have been on leave for about half a year since February this year.
Actually, my back has been hurting more than before.
I have a disease called 4th-5th-4th-additional hernia.
The cartilage between the spine has protruded.
Due to this, I have been pressuring my nerves and I have been in pain and numbness in my legs.
I have been doing this for a long time.
However, in the future, I will often perform live and appear on TV programs.
I have a lot of body aches, so I came here because I wanted to get treatment and recover properly.
Was the hernia a very serious one?
Originally, I had it when I was in my teens.
However, it has recurred again this time.
If I don't get it fixed once, I have to spend the rest of my life with it.
I have been on leave for half a year because I wanted to get it fixed this time.
Cartilage?
It's cartilage.
Cartilage?
Is it the cartilage of a bird?
It's not.
It's the cartilage of a human being.
That's right.
Please listen to the story.
It is said that Ichikawa-san's 4th-5th-6th-4th-5th cartilage came out.
Did you focus on that treatment?
That's right.
Actually, I was going to have an operation, but due to the influence of the new coronavirus, the operation became difficult.
I was on leave, but I gave up this time.
I was transferred to a treatment called preservation therapy, and now I'm not aware of it, but I'm going to continue to go with it.
So you couldn't have an operation this time.
That's right. Unfortunately.
Cartilage?
Is it cartilage?
Cartilage?
Is it the cartilage of a pig?
No, it's the cartilage of a human being.
I'm not a pig in the first place.
Which newspaper do you work for?
Can you tell us your name?
I'm Kano from Rorikon Weekly.
You're from Rorikon Weekly.
Please listen to the story and ask questions.
I understand.
So you can't have an operation, but you're doing both treatments.
That's right.
Are you going to resume your activities from today?
That's right.
I have a team, so I'll be back for a while, and I'll be back for treatment in the future.
I see.
You're going to be back from today.
That's right. I'll be back.
I'm glad to hear that.
I understand.
I'd like to take questions from now on.
If you have any questions, please take them.
Please tell us your name and ask a question.
The person in blue.
I'm Kobayashi from Tokushima Awaodori Shimbun.
Tokushima?
I'm Kobayashi from Tokushima Awaodori Shimbun.
Did you report to the leader of the ostrich club as the same leader?
I'm not familiar with the leader of the ostrich club.
I'm not familiar with him, so I don't say hello to him.
Can you say a word to Mr. Ueshima?
Mr. Ueshima?
I'm not familiar with him.
Mr. Ueshima also has a lot of work to do, so please take care of your back.
I don't have any questions.
Please say Mr.
I don't have any questions.
You don't have any questions?
I don't have any questions.
I see.
Are there any other questions?
The person in yellow.
I'm Usa from Nikkei Pyonpyon Shimbun.
There is a rumor that you were caught by a manbiki.
Are you really a fraud?
I've never been caught by a manbiki in my life.
You're a bad person.
It's the first time I've heard of that rumor.
I heard that you were a fraud.
I'm not a fraud.
You're not a fraud.
I'm not a fraud.
You'll be punished.
Is it true?
It's true.
You're not a fraud.
Are there any other questions?
The person in blue.
I'm Matsumoto from Bikkuri Walker.
Bikkuri?
I'm Matsumoto from Bikkuri Walker.
Bikkuri Walker?
Yes.
What did your father say about your return to the prison?
Prison?
Yes.
What did your father say?
My father is not in prison.
What?
Yes.
Is it true?
It's true.
It's a private matter.
Are you okay?
What did your father say about your return to the prison?
My father is not in prison.
I'm working as an office worker.
What did your father say about your return to the prison?
Please be quiet.
It's a private matter.
I don't know where he got the information.
Please be quiet.
Are there any other questions?
The person in blue.
I'm Fujii from Kuwabata Sports.
Tatsumi Fujinami also won the IWGP title.
Are you also aiming for the IWGP title?
No.
I just came back as the leader of the Ebisu Muscats.
I don't think you'll be in the IWGP title.
I don't think I'll be in the IWGP title.
Have you ever played professional wrestling?
I've never played professional wrestling.
The IWGP title is not that easy.
What did you say?
The IWGP title is not that easy.
Of course.
You know that, right?
That's right.
I'm not aiming for the IWGP title.
Muto Keiji's Dragon Screw.
Is that your name?
Are there any other questions?
The person in red.
I'm Kisaragi from the Hellenia News.
I'm sure you've had a lot of support during your treatment.
What kind of gratitude or return will you give to those who have helped you?
I'd like to return the favor.
I'm grateful to the medical staff and my family for their support.
I don't have any plans to return the favor.
So you won't return the favor to the medical staff?
I didn't have a chance to show them.
I don't have any plans to return the favor.
If you have a request.
If I have a request.
But you don't have one now.
Thank you.
The person in the back.
I'm Mikami from Yukan Panty.
Yukan Panty.
I think Yoshizawa-san, who was the leader, is here.
What do you think about that?
I asked him to return the favor.
On the other hand, I think it's a little too conspicuous.
There was a little bit on my nose, too.
There may have been a part that got a little carried away.
I think I have a little bit of vinegar on my nose.
Isn't that good?
Isn't it good to have vinegar on your nose?
No, everyone said it was on my nose.
I asked him to return the favor.
I'm fine with my picture.
Did Yoshizawa-san get a little fat?
I may have gained a little weight again.
I'm very sensitive.
I'm fine with my story.
Excuse me, who is the woman on the left?
What is this person doing?
Do you need it?
I don't know either.
I've been sitting for a long time.
What position is it?
Don't speak.
What is this person?
Don't touch me.
No matter what happens, I won't speak today.
Don't touch me.
Do you have any other questions?
Yes, I have a question.
You have a question, right?
I'm Kano from Lolicon Weekly.
Ms. Ichikawa, the real reason you were absent was because you committed a crime, wasn't it?
Are you okay with the fact that you were reinstated because you were released on parole?
Well...
Half a year ago.
What kind of crime was it?
You're lying. You're lying about hernia, aren't you?
No, I'm not lying. It's true.
Yes.
It's a crime, isn't it?
No, I didn't commit a crime.
You were released on parole, weren't you?
I didn't even get a probationary period.
You're a pervert.
I'd like to ask you a few questions.
I'd like to ask you some serious questions.
Please tell me something that can be proven.
You're a pervert.
No, I'm not a pervert.
I don't think so.
Even if you say so.
Do you care about the woman on the left?
Well, that person is a little...
What is this person?
I feel like I'm not talking at all today, so please don't touch me.
We don't have much time, so let's move on to the next question.
Do we have any more questions?
Let's move on to the next question.
Okay.
That's all for the questions and answers.
Ichikawa will be back on Ebisu Maskatsu from today, so please continue to support us.
Please continue to support us.
We'll do our best.
Please join us for the recording as well.
Thank you.
Is this a commercial break?
This is a commercial break.
So, Ichikawa is back today.
Please join us for the recording.
Thank you.
Ichikawa-san, you can go.
You.
Me?
Why are you sitting there?
I...
You're shaking.
I'm here today...
No, the leader is back.
Ah, then...
I don't need a leader.
Is that so?
Get out.
Yoshizawa, get out.
What?
Get out.
I can't open it.
No, it's okay. Thank you for your hard work.
If you have a chair, you can sit down.
If you don't, you can go home.
Are you there?
Yes.
Does it hurt?
Yes, as a reporter.
It hurts, right?
Please let me lie down.
I understand.
I don't have time for a live broadcast, so I have to announce something today.
Then, let's move on to the next person.
Actually, there is one more important announcement for everyone.
This is a report from Mihiro, the oldest member, who is 38 years old.
Mihiro, please come to the stage.
Well then, I'll start from Mihiro.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
I'll go first.
I don't need a script, so leave it there.
Don't look at the script.
Cut the script.
What?
He's trying to cut the script.
Let's start with Mihiro.
Yes.
We have a report to make.
Yes.
Please go ahead.
Everyone, thank you so much for coming despite your busy schedule.
I have an announcement to make.
This time, I, Mihiro, will be looking for a husband.
I'm looking for a husband.
I'm not going to get married. I'm looking for a husband.
Why did you decide to look for a husband?
Because of COVID-19, I lost my job and I had to spend more time alone.
I had a lonely time and I couldn't stand it.
That's right.
I thought I wouldn't meet anyone new if I went on like this.
So I decided to borrow this place and look for a husband.
Are you looking for a husband, not a boyfriend?
I'm looking for a husband.
Are you looking for a husband?
Yes.
I see.
Were you so lonely?
Wasn't it very lonely?
I was lonely, but I've been living alone for a long time, so I'm used to it.
I don't talk to anyone.
I don't know what I'm cooking for.
That's right. You eat the same food every night.
You eat the same food every night.
Yes.
I wanted to cook for someone.
You were married once before.
I think you have to reflect on the failure of your previous marriage.
What was the cause of your failure?
The cause of my failure was that I drank too much alcohol.
Did you drink too much alcohol?
Yes.
Did that bother your ex-husband?
That's right. I drank a lot until I lost my memory.
I said hurtful words at that time.
That was the cause of my failure.
I see.
Is there anyone you want to drink with this time?
I would be happy if there was someone who would hug me even if I was in such a situation.
You don't want to drink alcohol, do you?
I want to drink alcohol.
What is the woman on the left doing?
Are you curious?
I'm curious.
Are you curious?
I don't know either.
I'm in trouble, too.
What is this?
I don't know, but I've been sitting for a long time, so please get used to it.
Do you have time?
I don't have time.
I'd like to move on to the next question.
The woman in yellow.
What is your first date?
I'm sorry. I'm Usa from Nikkei Pyonpyon.
What kind of place do you want to go on your first date?
Do you want to go to a convenience store?
What?
Do you want to go to a convenience store?
On a date?
I don't want to go to a convenience store on a date.
Are you playing with our office?
I'm sorry. There are many beautiful convenience stores.
What are you doing, Watabe?
I know.
I'm sorry. It's been a while, so I can't say that anymore.
I'll forgive you.
If you don't ask me, I'll say it. I'm sorry.
What is your question?
How about going to a convenience store?
Rather than going to a convenience store, I'd like to go for a drive or go to a power spot.
I'd like to go to a convenience store.
I may go to a convenience store, but I don't go to a convenience store.
That's right.
Thank you.
I'll forgive you, Watabe.
Don't give me a name.
Is there anyone else?
The woman in the middle.
I'm Kobayashi from Tokushima Awadori Shimbun.
How much do you want for your annual income?
How much savings do you have now?
Can you tell me?
I'll put in P.
It's raw, isn't it?
Can you cover it at the same time as you say it?
She noticed.
I can't say it because it's raw.
I worked hard when I was in my 20s, so I have a lot of savings.
That's right.
You've been working hard.
Is that okay?
The woman in front of you.
I'm Matsumoto from Bikkuri Walker.
I'm surprised.
What kind of person is your type as an entertainer?
Is it Deca-chan?
Deca-chan.
Deca-chan is a DJ.
Pink hair is big.
It doesn't matter if it looks big.
As long as the feeling is inside.
Is Deca-chan okay?
If I talk to Deca-chan and think it's okay, it's okay.
Deca-chan is okay.
I see.
The woman in red.
I'm Kisaragi from Danna Knuckles.
You said you were going to cook.
Is there a special dish you want your husband to eat?
What is it?
Gyoza.
I heard that you are good at Gyoza.
How do you cook it?
I've never done it before.
Do you cook Gyoza?
Isn't it Manguri-gaeshi-yaki?
It's not Manguri-gaeshi-yaki.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
Thank you.
Next question.
I'm Yoshizawa from Kopunka Shimbun.
What do you think about Mikami Yua's TikTok?
I heard that it's very popular.
It's not related to Mikami-san.
I heard that it's very popular.
I think it's good because it's free to express.
How is it?
Can you show us?
It's not related to Mikami-san.
Oh, I just wanna make you happier.
I want you to smile more.
Happy, happy.
I forgot how to smile.
Thank you.
That's enough.
It's okay.
Is this the popular one?
Yes, it is.
Oh, this one.
It's cute.
I heard Mihiro-san is also doing something.
Yes, I did it on Instagram.
Is it okay?
Yes, it is.
We have to appeal to her.
Yes.
For the future husband.
Here we go.
Oh, I catch you.
Thank you.
Happy, happy.
I want you to smile.
I forgot how to smile.
Thank you.
What's this?
I'm 38 years old.
Please be quiet.
Please forgive me.
Is there anyone else?
Fujii-san, please.
I'm Fujii from Kuwabata Sports.
I'm 38 years old like Mihiro-san.
I'm Aoki from Yakult.
What do you think about Aoki's batting?
Aoki-san.
I think it's good that he can use his waist properly.
Is it okay because it's your preference?
I don't know.
Thank you.
We are the same age.
We have something in common.
I'm sorry.
We don't know much about each other.
Do you have any other questions?
The lady over there.
I'm Mikami from Yukan Panty.
The cause of the pre-divorce is Mr. Mihiro's constipation.
Is it cured?
The cause of the pre-divorce is Mr. Mihiro's constipation.
Is it cured?
I don't have constipation.
Mikami is Mikami.
Mikami?
What are you asking?
That's right.
I don't have constipation.
Is that so?
Don't give me that excuse.
It's rude.
Can I?
I'm seriously looking for a husband.
That's right.
Do you have any other questions?
The lady over there.
I'm Kanako from Lolicon Weekly.
Mr. Mihiro is seriously looking for a husband.
What kind of man do you want?
How many moles do you have in your balls?
I don't want to answer that question.
Is it necessary to have a number of moles in your balls?
Do you have a number of moles in your balls?
Me?
Four.
Four?
Please be serious.
Please.
This is a live broadcast.
Please.
You have one minute left.
Mr. Mihiro, do you really want to get married?
Isn't it a double-dealing act to announce it at this press conference?
I really want to get married.
If I find a nice man, I'll start dating him.
I want to get married someday.
I'm serious.
Mr. Mihiro and Ms. Yoshida will talk about the live broadcast at 24 o'clock.
Please check it out.
You can see the details on the program page of the Midnight Sports Hall in Abema.
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