AISubs v3
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Midnight sports day, everyone wears a swimsuit.
This is a live broadcast special.
It's Eri.
Tonight, we are doing a live broadcast in the middle of COVID-19.
We are doing social distancing.
I, Oasis Mitsunoya Yasuko and mascot leader Yoshizawa- san are here.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for the excitement.
How do you like me today?
I don't like it very much.
Isn't it good?
I don't know why I'm doing both.
It's a swimsuit special today.
I couldn't go out in a swimsuit, so I dressed up like a summer gal.
I don't like it very much.
Isn't it good?
It's good, but...
Don't you think you'll be very popular at the beach?
Well, well, well.
I don't know why I'm doing both.
It's cute.
Sunglasses are a little...
Isn't it good?
Don't wear it during the show.
I'm sorry.
Do it properly.
I'm sorry.
Today, a new AD came to the studio for a part-time job.
It's AD.
AD is fun.
Give him a round of applause at the right time.
Don't stop him.
Don't get in the way.
I don't have the money to set up an ATM.
I don't think I'll be able to do a good job even if I go to Adachi.
That's why I'm doing a part-time job here.
Thank you, AD Matsubaka.
Work hard because it's a part-time job.
Answer!
Eric, you're the boss.
I'm a staff member.
Do it properly.
Okubo and Kurosawa are taking a break for work.
We have to be funny at home.
That's how this project was born.
I hope everyone is staying at home today.
It's summer now, so everyone can participate in swimsuits.
Swimsuit at home.
I'm glad to see you in a swimsuit.
Yes, that's right.
Are you on standby?
Then let's move on to the topic.
I'd like to send it in the group line again today.
Here's the first topic.
What is the first topic?
The most disgusting cicada was found this summer.
Please show it to us.
I'm excited.
This is your specialty, isn't it?
This topic is good, isn't it?
Yes.
I got it.
Cicadas are the best in summer.
It's interesting.
This topic should be released soon.
Yes.
I think this topic can be released soon.
I think it's better to wait.
Yes.
Cicadas are the best in summer.
Yes.
Cicadas are cute in swimsuits.
What?
Mr. Yoshida!
I don't think so.
What?
I don't think so.
Really?
I don't think so.
Really?
I don't think so.
Stop it.
What?
Don't look at the camera.
Look at me and sit down.
Sit down like before.
I don't think so.
You're so mean.
I'm not a cicada.
What?
I don't think so.
What?
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
I don't think so.
You're not allowed to say that.
It's coming.
Let's do it.
Let's connect Mighty.
Mighty?
Do you write it in English?
I found a nasty cicada.
Show it to me.
It's a simple attack.
It's simple and good.
When he touches, you can hear the sound.
I want to see it in front of me.
Can you see it in front of you?
Yes.
It's good.
It's a good start.
You can hear the sound there.
That's right.
Let's move on.
Look at Kurosawa.
Are you okay?
I sent it to the second hand.
Kurosawa is funny when he's funny.
We found the most disgusting cicada this summer.
Please show it to us.
It's Mako.
She's using it this time, too.
It's a saran wrap game.
What else is there besides saran wrap?
It's a saran wrap game.
She's relying on saran wrap.
She's been using saran wrap this summer.
Let's move on to Matsumoto Yun.
It's my recent favorite.
What's this?
It's a cute illustration.
We found the most disgusting cicada.
Please show it to us.
What?
The sound has been cut off.
What are you doing?
You have blonde hair.
You look different.
Who are you?
What?
You could have done better.
Did you have blonde hair?
I dyed my hair recently.
I changed my image.
Why did you dye your hair blonde?
I had light hair.
Next is YUA.
This is good.
YUA is sexy.
Everyone wants to see her in a swimsuit.
The sexiest cicada was found this summer.
Let's do it.
What does that mean?
It's stuck somewhere.
I'm going to die in 7 days.
Hurry up.
The sound has been cut off.
I'm going to die in 7 days.
Hurry up.
Normally erotic! Normally erotic!
Cry more Min Min!
Cry more Min Min and fly!
Why is Yoshida-san like that?
It's fine!
That's right.
Her voice is hoarse.
Fly away! Fly away!
Cry more Min Min and fly!
See you!
That's right. If you get too close, your voice will be cut off.
Next is Hiromi Kobayashi.
Has she come back to Japan?
I think so.
Has she come back to Tokyo?
This is the first time she's been home alone.
Her mother is not here.
We found the most disgusting cicada this summer.
Please show it to us.
Wait a minute.
Her back is shining.
There's something in her back.
I don't know what it is.
Something is coming out of her chest.
Her butt is shining.
Her butt is dirty.
You made her slide on the snowy mountain.
That's why her butt is dirty.
Her mother is disgusting.
Kobayashi-san, what's coming out of your chest?
It's a hand.
It's a pillow of an arm pillow.
It's tight.
It was cut off.
She came back from her parents' house.
She's back now.
Let's call Momo-chan.
Momo-chan.
How about Momo-chan?
I wonder if she'll do it.
We found the most disgusting cicada this summer.
Please show it to us.
Yes.
Tukutuku-ho.
Huh?
It's over.
It's funny.
Did you lose weight?
I lost weight and got tanned.
Your back got thinner.
Really?
Show me again.
Tukutuku-ho.
It's funny.
It's a habit.
Tukutuku-ho.
I like the feeling of your hips moving.
It's a habit.
It's a nasty habit.
It's cute.
It's nasty.
Thank you very much.
I think it was very good.
I think I did it.
I can't change the atmosphere.
The atmosphere changes from time to time.
Next is the new member, Yuuri.
Fukada Yuuri.
Fukada-san.
Let's connect.
I wonder if the new member is okay.
Yuuri-man.
The icon is nasty.
The nastiest cicada has been found this summer.
Please show me.
Where is the cicada?
I found it.
I caught it.
Wait, wait, wait.
What is it?
It's a humanizer.
What is it?
I don't know much about it.
What is it?
It's a high-end tool.
So it's an erotic cicada.
It was an erotic cicada.
What's in the middle?
It's like a mouth.
The red part sticks out.
Wait, wait, wait.
How do you do it?
If you do it like this, Abema will get angry.
I don't understand.
What is that?
But it's right.
It's not right.
I don't understand.
Why are you making that face?
It's a cicada.
I don't understand.
Don't be disappointed.
Next.
Is everyone done?
Let's move on to the next topic.
Next topic.
Show me the legendary technique of the world's bath synchronization.
Bath synchronization?
Is the bath coming out?
Wow.
Do you really put water on the bath?
Do you do it with your body?
It would be amazing if you put hot water on the bath.
I want to see it.
That's not right.
Don't hide your face.
Matsuoka-san.
That's the only thing you have in Tsunagi, isn't it?
The instructions in Tsunagi.
That's all in Tsunagi.
How many Kanpei do you have?
Do you have anything else?
I don't have anything else.
If you want to write something, please write it.
I can't do it in Tsunagi.
It's a live broadcast.
It's a program that anyone can watch.
I can't do it.
Do children watch it?
Yes.
Can children watch it?
If I had a cell phone, I could watch it.
This is...
What is it?
What?
Yoshizawa, don't use your hands.
You didn't use a single erotic word, but it's amazing.
I hate it more than owning it.
I hate it so much.
What are you doing?
What are you doing with your hands?
AD
What are you doing with your hands?
AD, what?
What are you doing with your hands?
You're not awake yet?
I'm not awake at all.
Hurry up and take a bath.
It's 7 o'clock, so take a bath.
Everyone is taking a bath at the same time.
Please take a bath.
AD is so annoying.
What are you doing with your hands?
Stop it.
Whose hobby is this?
Yoshizawa, don't use your hands.
It's annoying to use your hands.
Don't use your hands.
Use your hands.
It's a very low level.
I'm a man.
Use your hands.
I've never said this word since I was born.
Show me your hands.
I've never been told that.
I'm not stupid.
Do your job properly.
YUN, YUN WATSUMOTO.
Let's connect with each other.
Can you do it?
I can do it on the bed.
Please show us the legendary technique of the world's bath synchronization.
Bath?
It's dirty.
Wait a minute.
The water in the bath went into my eyes.
Great!
Show me the technique!
Great!
I want to see your face, but I can't.
Show me the technique!
At the end.
I'm going to die.
Finish!
Bravo!
Wait a minute.
Bravo!
Wasn't the bath full of mold?
First of all, the water went into my eyes.
I was surprised.
The technique was amazing.
Mikami, Yua.
Yua, can I show you the bath?
I'm interested in Mikami's bath.
I want to see it.
Please show us the legendary technique of the world's bath synchronization.
He's coming!
Earphone!
Oh no, the earrings is broken!
The students've just dived out.
Are you okay?
It's spinning a lot.
Watch out! Watch out!
Hey!
Are you okay?
I can't see! I can't see!
Wait!
Poor thing!
Are you okay?
I'm worried about you.
Are you okay?
Let's move on.
What a waste.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to Hiromi Kobayashi.
Please show us the legendary technique of the world's bath synchronization.
Are you wearing makeup?
It's good.
You look like a synchronized athlete.
It's good.
Where were you?
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
It's amazing.
Your face is too ugly.
The water is coming out from between your legs.
What did you want me to imagine?
Water pillar.
Let's go to Kana Momonogi.
Oh, Momo-chan.
Momo-chan.
Momo-chan's bath.
Oh, I have to put water in the bath?
I wonder how she does it.
Momo-chan.
Please show us the legendary move of the world's bath synchronization!
Yes!
Synchronization!
Yes!
Isn't that a telephone?
What is it?
It's like you're pouring water on a telephone.
It's decided!
What is it?
The legendary move.
What is it?
Mitsuura-san, please tell us.
What is it?
I couldn't pour hot water in the shower, so I made it look like a shower nozzle.
What is it?
I was synchronizing in the bath, but I wanted to feel the water.
What is it?
Hurry up and say it's a telephone.
That's a telephone.
Why are you pouring hot water?
Why?
Akuma-san, would you like to go next?
Why are you pouring hot water?
I wanted to make it look like a shower nozzle.
Do people pour water on telephones?
I don't think so.
Please show us the legendary move.
It's the Abema doll.
What?
Oh, no! That's scary!
This is scary, I don't like this.
They're showing me something I don't like.
I don't like this. I really don't like this.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
They're showing me something I don't like.
I don't want to see this!
It's a skinny woman's belly.
I don't like the way it's crumpled.
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry, Mitsunura-san!
There's a line of underwear here.
Mitsunura-san, do you use my phone?
I don't use it!
I don't see it!
Don't get so close to me!
I'm not interested in your phone!
I'm sorry, I thought you wouldn't see it.
It's okay, I can see it.
Fukada Yuuri, the new member.
Let's go.
This girl has changed.
She's wearing a womanizer.
By the way, womanizers are waterproof.
You can use it in the bath.
Let's see the legendary technique of the world's best womanizer.
She's eating something.
What is it?
Papico?
What is it?
She's been using it for a while.
She's eating something and dancing.
What is it, Yoshida-san?
This is Sepe.
What is Sepe?
Sepe is a tool to clean that area.
What is that?
She uses various items.
She's doing something great with a young face.
She's just doing it.
I'm sorry.
Here comes Mighty.
This is the world's best womanizer.
She's looking at herself in the mirror.
She can see herself in the mirror.
I'm sorry, Mighty.
This is the world's best womanizer.
She's looking at herself in the mirror.
This is new.
She hasn't eaten anything yet.
She's taking a bath.
Mighty has changed.
She does whatever she wants.
She's brighter.
Let's connect with her again.
I'm worried about her earphones.
Will she be okay?
There's water in it.
Your face looks tired.
Are you okay?
There's a bath in it.
There's a bath in it?
It's still on air.
Can you show us one more trick?
I did it just now.
Is there another trick?
Can you show us one more trick?
One more trick?
The legendary trick.
It's a good angle.
What is it?
Is your phone okay?
Your phone is going to fall.
Is your phone okay?
How do you feel right now?
It's on air.
It's still on air.
How do you feel?
It's gone!
Who wants to see the last one?
I like the bath.
How about Kobayashi?
Let's see Kobayashi.
Let's connect Kobayashi.
The water came out while we were waiting.
30 seconds left.
Kobayashi!
Will it connect?
How is it?
Is it in the bath?
It's in!
15 seconds left!
Show us your big move!
Why are you making noise again?
What are you doing?
Bye bye!
What are you doing?
It's dirty!
Watch the next one!