AISubs v3
Now, it's time for the Midnight Sports Day live broadcast.
Tonight's host is not Okubo-san, but me, Mitsuura- no-MC.
Nice to meet you.
As usual, I'm hosting from a distance.
Tonight's partner is not the leader, Yoshizawa- san, but Mikami-san.
Hi, I'm Mikami-ya.
I'm finally in the studio.
Good for you, Mikami-san.
Really?
Lately, I don't like Yoshizawa-san.
Me too.
Why?
We're really scared.
It's tough, right?
We're scared. We're waiting for the topic to come up at home.
Right?
Yoshizawa-san, that woman, is the MC.
Why is Yoshizawa-san the MC?
She's sitting here every time.
I'm hiding in my sister's house, so I can't make a loud voice.
I can't even laugh.
My eyes are cold.
I understand.
It's really tough.
Today, I'm not Yoshizawa-san.
Yoshizawa-san, you're on self-quarantine.
Really?
Are you watching, Yoshizawa-san?
I'm on self-quarantine?
Today, I'm the host.
Right.
Mikami-san was funny, so you're out.
You're the champion of self-quarantine.
No, not at all.
Kobayashi-san's mom was funny, too.
I heard so.
Yes.
You're the same age, right?
Yes.
But I think it'll be more fun to watch at home.
You'll let her swim?
Yes.
I understand.
We don't have much time.
As usual, we don't have much time, so let's get started.
Who is the erotic and funny one?
Mascots should be erotic and funny even when they are at home.
We will ask the members who are at home and waiting for the questions on LINE and answer them on LINE.
This is the 4th time for the big announcement.
Well, it's better to announce the topic.
Everyone is on standby.
I'll send it.
Do you send it?
Here is the first topic of the day.
What is the first topic?
Please show us the second Hachamecha exercise that you have been doing all the time during self- restraint.
It was recorded with great momentum.
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That's great.
By the way, I got a message from Yuki Yoshizawa before the show.
What did he say?
He asked me if the topic was difficult.
That's not fair.
The rule is to do it suddenly.
That's what we've been doing all the time.
Everyone is trying to cheat.
That's terrible.
Cheating.
Cheating and getting fat.
Yoshizawa-san has no good points.
That's right.
Did you cut from Yoshizawa-san?
What?
He hasn't come yet.
Yoshizawa-san will come.
Will he come?
Let's connect Yoshizawa-san.
He hasn't come yet.
He hasn't come yet, but look at him while he's getting ready.
Cheating and getting fat.
He's putting animals on the table again.
Kawaii selfie.
Yoshizawa-san.
Wait a minute.
Show me the Hachimitsu exercise table.
Please.
What's that behind you?
Isn't your face white?
He's holding something.
Let's cut it once.
He's still getting ready.
Let's cut it once.
What's that?
His face is white.
Isn't his face white?
You were a good person.
Really.
Who's getting ready?
He hasn't come yet.
It's Hachimitsu exercise table 2.
Didn't everyone do it?
Hachimitsu exercise table 2 during self-restraint.
I got a message saying,
Why are you doing it on your own?
It's Yoshizawa.
Let's do it again.
Shut up, Yoshizawa.
Get ready.
It's too late.
What should we do?
Did someone come?
Let's do it again.
Let's call Yoshizawa.
Let's call Yoshizawa again.
No one is ready yet.
It can't be helped.
I'm ready.
Hachimitsu exercise table 2 during self-restraint.
Wait.
Please show us Hachimitsu exercise table 2.
Wait.
What are you doing?
What are you doing with a white face?
Let's wear a strange clothes.
She is coming.
Who is she?
She is Mighty.
Please show us Hachimitsu exercise table 2 during self-restraint.
She is cute in the picture.
She is coming.
I will show you Hachimitsu exercise table 2 during self-restraint.
Please show us.
I'm sorry.
Hachimitsu exercise table 2.
She is coming.
She is scary.
She is like a trap.
She is scary.
Thank you very much.
It's good, isn't it?
Thank you.
The depression was scary.
The depression is scary.
It was scary.
Kobayashi-san is here.
Kobayashi-san?
He is with his mother.
Yes.
He is in the first place.
He is in the first place with Mikami-san.
Eh?
This is Ehime's house?
Please show us Hachimachi Taiso 2 that you have been doing during the self-restraint period.
Yes, this is Kobayashi's house.
Kobayashi.
Kobayashi's photo is cute.
Everyone's icon is cute.
Eh?
The sound...
It's scary.
I can't hear anything. It's so boring.
What is this? It's so boring.
I can't hear anything! I can't hear anything!
Isn't the Wi-Fi too weak?
Shikoku, is Shikoku okay?
Is the Wi-Fi too weak?
Is it okay?
The air conditioner is old.
What is that?
What is that old thing?
There's no sound.
Do you want to turn it off?
It's a live broadcast.
Let's go to the next one.
Kano Yura-chan is here for the first time today.
I'm so happy.
During the self-quarantine, please show us the Hachomecha exercise you've been doing.
Kano Yura-chan hasn't been on the show yet.
Trouble?
This one?
That one?
This one?
I can't hear anything from here.
I'll be like Chaplin.
Is it okay?
Can I laugh just by moving?
Is it okay?
Kano Yura-chan!
She's in the frame!
Cut it! Don't look at it!
Kano Yura-chan!
She's so cute! She prepared this for me!
She's in the frame!
Kano Yura-chan!
Natsuki-san is here too!
Natsuki-san! You're in Kyoto now, right?
Yes, I'm in Kyoto.
Natsuki-san is from Kyoto.
Is this your hometown?
I want to see it!
Please show us the 2nd Hachimucha Kaisou you've been doing!
It says N. I'm scared.
I don't know who it is.
Kyoto Dosue?
I can't see it.
It's your hometown in Kyoto.
A house?
Amazing.
Your hometown?
I can't see your face.
Is it over?
Is this your hometown?
Where are your parents?
I don't know.
It's my hometown.
Where are your parents?
They're sleeping.
It's a proper house.
Can you show us the 2nd Hachimucha Kaisou again?
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm glad you're doing well.
It's a proper house, isn't it?
It's an old-fashioned Kyoto-like house.
Mr. Shirafuji.
Mr. Shirafuji?
Mr. Shirafuji.
I'm scared.
I wonder if Mr. Shirafuji can do this.
Please show me the second Hachamecha exercise you've been doing during self-restraint.
Yes!
Daruma!
I'm doing a body exercise in Daruma.
Isn't the room scary?
The room is scary.
Mr. Shirafuji is a bit of a mystery.
It's scary.
Is the room scary?
Can you show me the room?
Is there a doll in the room?
I'm scared of the picture behind me.
What is it?
It's normal.
Show me the room.
The picture is...
What is this picture?
This is a crayon art.
It's art.
Who drew it?
I made it myself, but I'm an artist.
Who drew it?
I made it myself.
I'm scared.
These are tools for live streaming.
This is called a tongue.
I'm scared.
This is called Johnny.
Isn't it cute?
I'm scared.
Cut it slowly.
Wait, don't cut it.
Why?
It's amazing.
It's a nice hand.
I'm scared.
I live in a scary house.
Who's here?
Ishioka-san is here.
That's nice.
Let's see.
During the self-quarantine, please show us the Hachamecha exercise you've been doing.
What kind of picture is this?
It's cute.
All the pictures are cute.
The icons are cute.
All the pictures are cute.
It's here.
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
Where are you doing this?
In the bath.
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
It's like a unit bath.
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
Ishioka-san.
Please say it in a different way.
In a different way.
Yes.
In a different way.
Please don't be spoiled by Hachamecha.
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
It's not good.
Hachamecha, Hachamecha, Hachamecha.
Please say it in a different way.
Mikami-san is strict.
That's tough for her.
Gaccha gaccha gaccha gaccha gaccha yo!
What is this angle?
Let's cut.
Thank you.
The next day
Did you get it?
She said she got it.
Did you get it?
Let's watch her again.
Canoeiro, please show us the second Hachimecha exercise you've been doing.
Canoeiro, can you do it?
I like you.
Is it okay?
What is it?
I think it's funny that the right hand is heavier than the left hand.
I've been doing this exercise for a long time.
Canoeiro, can you do it again?
Her eyelids are getting heavier.
Canoeiro, your eyelids are getting heavier.
Are you going to sleep?
Your eyelids are getting heavier.
You can't see it, can you?
It's over.
Canoeiro, it's over.
You can't see it, can you?
Her eyelids are getting heavier.
This is from Matsumoto Yun.
Can you show us the second Hachimecha exercise you've been doing?
It's funny, isn't it?
Canoeiro, can you do it?
The second Hachimecha exercise.
Chachachachachachachachachacha
What is this?
Obasan! Obasan!
So fast! So fast! Her movements are so fast!
Obasan, you're amazing!
Hachimecha exercise, the second one.
Hachimecha! Great! It was Hachimecha!
It was Hachimecha! It was Hachimecha!
Thank you.
Obasan, you're amazing!
Obasan who runs a coffee shop.
Obasan, thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Why is it not Yoshizawa-san but Mikami-san today?
Me?
Because I'm excellent.
Excellent?
What's wrong?
Excellent!
Because you're excellent.
If you become excellent, you can be an MC.
Can we do it again?
What should we do?
We have a lot of high scores left, so if you do your best a little more, we'll give you a prize.
Let's do it again.
One more time.
Hachimecha exercise.
One more time, Hachimecha exercise.
Is Hachimecha exercise still on the second floor?
Is Hachimecha exercise on the third floor?
On the third floor.
Then let's do it on the third floor.
Hachimecha exercise.
On the third floor.
Hachimecha.
It's faster than Hachimecha.
That was so fast!
That was great!
That was excellent!
That was great!
You're really fast!
You can do it!
That was great!
Thank you!
That was great!
Your short limbs were an advantage.
You can't move that fast.
That was really fun.
Next topic!
Should we do it?
We don't have time!
Next topic!
Here is the next topic!
Please show us the zashiki-warashi in your house.
Will this take time?
Please show us the zashiki-warashi in your house.
This show-me-the-zashiki-warashi series is really difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
That's right!
We didn't prepare it.
That's right!
I didn't prepare anything at all.
I'll go to the commercial!
We have to go!
We prepared a lot.
Will it be uploaded soon?
Don't forget!
Commercial time!
Are you done?
This seat is really fun.
It's fun, right?
It's fun.
The second question is,
Please show us the zashiki-warashi in your house.
It seems like it's taking a while to get ready.
Let's go to Yoshizawa.
I haven't come yet.
Everyone is still getting ready.
Let's go to Yoshizawa.
I'm looking forward to it.
What is this mouth?
Wait a minute.
He's wearing something.
He's hiding.
Zashiki-warashi.
He's wearing something.
Zashiki-warashi.
I'm scared.
I'm drooling.
Yoshizawa, you're slipping.
Me too.
What?
What's wrong?
Zashiki-warashi is the type to slip.
That's why it was a studio.
What's going on?
Apologize.
Apologize for now.
Apologize?
Apologize for slipping.
I'm sorry for slipping.
It's fine, it's fine.
I was curious about something earlier.
In your room,
show me what was behind you.
Something like a picture.
There was something there, right?
What was it?
The thing you drew earlier.
Ah, there it is.
This?
Yes, yes, yes. What's behind you?
Who is it?
What is it?
This is me.
What?
It's Kyujaro.
It's Kyujaro?
Isn't this Momoko-san?
Isn't it Momoko-san?
Isn't it good?
What is this?
You're displaying Momoko-san's picture.
You're displaying it?
It's me, it's me.
Ah, you're displaying a self-portrait of yourself?
Yes, she drew it for me.
Eh?
From you?
There was a famous sculptor.
She gave me a present on my birthday.
But I chose this size.
It's small, it's small.
It's big, it's big.
Eh?
It's good.
You drew it at the right time.
It's a picture I'm proud of.
Is it here?
It's here.
Kobayashi-san is here.
Ah, Kobayashi-san's voice.
I couldn't hear it.
The Wi-Fi.
Is it better now?
Please show us the Zashiki-warashi in your house.
Oh, it's here.
Oh.
What is it?
The Zashiki-warashi.
Where is it?
The Zashiki-warashi!
It's big! It's a big Zashiki-warashi!
Isn't it bigger than your dad?
It's bigger than your dad!
It's bigger than your mom!
It's big!
There it is. The Zashiki-warashi.
The Zashiki-warashi!
The Zashiki-warashi was scary.
There it is.
It's okay.
I saw it. Thank you.
Thank you.
We don't have time. Let's go to the next one.
Thank you.
Next is Shirafuji-san.
Kano-yura-chan?
Can you do it?
Next is Kano-yura-chan.
Kano-yura-chan, please show us the Zashiki-warashi in your house.
What kind of Zashiki-warashi is it?
It's a cute Zashiki-warashi.
Nice to meet you.
You can speak properly?
Hello.
What's your name?
I'm Zashiki-warashi.
Zashiki-warashi.
You introduce yourself.
What do you have?
I'm eating rice balls.
Please eat it.
What's your name?
I'm eating rice balls.
Wait a minute.
Please tell me your name.
I'm Zashikiwarashi.
Thank you. I'll cut it off.
Thank you.
It's cuter than I thought.
It was cute.
Zashikiwarashi talks.
I didn't know that.
Next, Mighty.
Mighty.
It says it's done.
Is it done?
Let's go to Mighty.
Isn't the picture cute?
It's leaking.
Where's Zashikiwarashi?
Zashikiwarashi is over there.
Do you want to cut it off?
Please don't cut it off.
Please look at it.
Please don't cut it off.
It says Yun-chan is done.
Matsumoto Yun-chan.
Matsumoto Yun-san.
Please show me Zashikiwarashi in your house.
It's interesting.
It's cheap.
It's too cheap.
I haven't seen this in a long time.
What?
Let's play!
That's scary!
It's so cheap!
How can it be so cheap?
That's great! Thank you!
Thank you very much!
That's great! Thank you!
What is this?
It's so cheap!
It's the size of a public house.
It's so cheap!
It's good that we have a yukata.
It's so cheap!
What else?
Ishioka-san is not here.
Ishioka-san is here.
Let's go to Ishioka-san.
Please show me the zashiki-warashi in your house.
I wonder if the zashiki-warashi will come out.
She is eating something.
Is this the zashiki-warashi?
What is she eating?
She is wearing a swimsuit.
Corn?
Is this the zashiki-warashi?
The zashiki-warashi is eating corn.
Do you know what the purpose of this program is?
The champion is angry.
The host is angry.
It doesn't look like a zashiki-warashi.
The zashiki-warashi is eating corn.
Do you know what the purpose of this program is?
I'm sorry.
Let's cut the program.
I'm sorry.
The host is angry.
20 seconds left.
It's time to say goodbye.
YOSHIZAWA!
Let's meet again.
It's dangerous.
He was taking a break.