AISubs v3
I'm a witch, I'm a witch, I'm a witch
Now, the midnight sports day has begun.
This week is also an emergency live broadcast following last week.
Yay!
After all, we have to keep social distance.
This time, Masukatsu leader Daiko Yoshizawa and I.
Yes. This week, I put a little effort into it and dressed like a girl.
It's amazing, isn't it? When you're alone, you start to show your personality.
It's not your usual uniform.
How is it?
The boots are also see-through.
It's really erotic.
I dressed up as a little erotic girl.
Why are you so happy even though there are few people?
I'm glad to be able to come to the studio live.
We will send you to the studio as much as possible.
Today, too.
Last time, it was popular.
Even if Masukatsu is at home, it has to be erotic and interesting.
This time, I did it at home with Masukatsu members in the waiting room.
It was very popular.
This time, it was popular, so we will do a 15-minute enlarged version.
Yay!
Now, based on the last time, there are two candidates for the championship.
I understand roughly.
Do you understand?
Mikami and Kobayashi Oyako.
Kobayashi Oyako.
It's the power of Kobayashi Oyako.
It was very interesting.
She didn't say a word.
It's amazing that she can laugh so much without talking.
She brought vegetables and made something like a male genitalia.
I'm looking forward to this time as well.
LINE is already coming.
From the members?
I met everyone last week, so I'm on guard this week.
I'm sure everyone is at home.
The guests are noisy.
It's like Nanami Kawakami.
You are noisy.
Kawakami will go today.
Please be prepared.
Everyone is asking me to teach them a topic.
I'm turning my shoulders a lot.
I'm really aiming for my home.
This is Kobayashi Oyako.
I'm already a candidate.
I think this is scary.
I'm scared.
I suddenly get excited at home.
I suddenly get angry and become alone.
I heard that Yoshida is a little fat.
I think I lost weight compared to last week.
I don't know.
I haven't seen you much last week.
I worked hard for a week.
And this time.
Will this person participate in the home candidate?
Who is it?
Will you let me participate?
This person has a long history.
Let's call this person.
Good evening.
How are you?
It's been a long time since I called this person.
Who is this person?
Please show me the screen.
I can't see the screen.
Oh, there she is!
She's here!
Oh, it's Mitsuura-san!
How are you? It's been a while!
It's been a while, but don't speak so loudly.
Where are you from?
I'm from Iso-ro.
I see.
I heard a rumor that you're staying at your sister's house, right?
That's right.
I was going to study abroad in Canada,
but I couldn't get a new apartment because of the contract issue.
I had already decided to move out.
So I couldn't find a place to stay.
My sister was kind enough to invite me to her house for a night.
At first, I thought it would only be for a week.
But it's been a month and a week or two.
It's been a while since I've been to Iso-ro.
My sister's family is like a family of squids.
That's right.
She's been like that all the time.
You don't have a job, so you stay at home all the time, right?
That's right.
It's a nuisance.
In the morning, I have to do the laundry.
I have to clean the stairs.
I have to tell my sister that I'm working.
I don't have to do the dishes.
You talk a lot.
I've been talking for a long time.
You talk a lot, right?
Don't make fun of me.
Mitsuura-san, did you watch the last live broadcast?
Do you know this project?
I want to see it.
Is it okay to participate?
I can't.
I don't want to.
Everyone is participating with full tension.
I can't.
I can't be alone in the middle of the night.
I'm glad you're participating.
I'm looking forward to it.
I can't.
You can use your family.
I can't.
I'll start.
You may want to go early.
I understand.
Let's go.
The mascot members will go now.
Everyone is watching.
Let's get started.
Who is the most interesting person?
Yoshizawa knows the group line, so she will tell us the topic.
I will tell everyone.
The first topic.
Let's go.
The first topic is,
Please do intense dance as much as you can while singing.
The tension is important.
I feel the tension at the first time.
We must do intense dance.
You are staying at home alone.
It's hard to do intense dance.
Today's record is fast.
13 people are watching.
The last record was 5 or 6 people.
I can do it!
It's Kurosawa.
Kurosawa Mirei?
Can you do it?
Let's try it.
Kurosawa-san.
Kurosawa Mirei.
She's fast.
I'm angry at this angle.
Kurosawa-san, please dance as hard as you can.
Okay.
Is she eating?
Is she thin?
Please do it.
Please dance hard.
I'll do it.
I'll do it for others.
Let's cut it.
I can do it.
The hurdle has been lowered.
I'm glad that this is my first try.
You're doing great.
Matsuoka or Ishioka.
Matsuoka is popular.
Ishioka?
Let's go with Ishioka.
Ishioka? Again?
She's saying, Hey, why?
From Kurosawa.
Ishioka?
Please dance as hard as you can.
What are you talking about?
I'm scared.
Ishioka?
No, no, no, no.
Is it over?
That's all right.
She's letting her finish it.
That's great.
You've gone a lot without a gun.
Can you still go from there?
And then?
Please dance while singing.
I want to change the item.
It's a miso soup, isn't it?
There are few variations.
She doesn't have it.
Do you have more?
It's not bye-bye.
If you have more, please.
Do you have it?
I have it.
Do you have it? Please.
I want to change the item.
It's a wrap.
You look happy.
I know you're happy.
I'm glad.
I haven't seen you for a long time.
Are you nervous?
Are you ready?
Have you done it?
I still have it.
You still have it.
You're persistent.
You're aiming for your home.
Everyone is aiming for their home.
I can feel your motivation.
Please.
You're just changing the item you have.
You're rolling the screen.
Are you lonely at home?
Is it okay?
It's okay. I'll cut it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I may go again.
Don't be nervous.
Let's cut it.
You brought a variety of kitchen utensils.
Nara-chan and Matsumoto Yuu are here.
Mihiro and Kawakami.
Nara-chan.
Nara-chan is a little scary.
I can't predict it.
Please sing a fierce dance.
Please.
One two! One two three four!
Pichiku Pachiku Pichiku Pachiku Pachiku
Pichiku Pachiku Pichiku Pachiku
What? What's that?
My concentration was off.
Pichiku Pachiku Pichiku Pachiku
Pichiku Pachiku?
I've heard that for the first time in a while.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Thank you.
Nara-san, what is Peach Pachiku?
It's funny.
When I was in elementary school, I used to sing while crushing dolls.
That's scary.
You used to sing while crushing dolls?
One more time.
Please do it with full tension.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Peach Pachiku, Peach Pachiku, Peach Pachiku.
It's amazing that you can sing only Peach Pachiku.
That's amazing.
It's intense.
Peach Pachiku, Peach Pachiku, Peach Pachiku.
You should have been humiliated.
You should have been reported.
Nara-san.
Nara-san, what is that green thing?
Is that a hoodie?
Yes, it is.
It's a mascot.
Oh, it's a merchandise.
It's a live dance.
It's a sportswear.
It's a jersey from when you were a student.
That's right.
It's a green outfit.
Thank you.
I might go again, so please do it with full tension.
Thank you.
Matsumoto Yun.
Shall we go?
Shall we go to Matsumoto Yun next?
Shall we go to Matsumoto Yun?
Matsumoto Yun is full of energy.
I've never seen her like that.
But she's good at dancing.
I see.
Matsumoto Yun.
As much as possible.
She has a slow face, so I wonder how she'll dance.
Please dance as intensely as you can while singing.
Yes, I'll go.
What are you singing?
It's Mickey Minaj.
It's intense.
More, more.
You can still do it.
Don't make your own limit.
Go.
You can still do it.
Go.
Go, go.
It's okay. It's intense.
It's intense.
You're moving a lot.
Okay.
It's really good.
It's a high score.
It's intense.
It was intense.
I've seen a new side of you.
Thank you.
I'll go again.
It's okay.
Thank you.
It's better if you do something like spilling water.
Mihiro-san.
Can you do it?
Is Mitsuru-san moving?
Are you okay?
Is Mitsuru-san sleeping?
Let's go, Mihiro.
Mihiro-san is quite old.
Can you do intense moves?
If you do intense moves at night, you'll hurt yourself.
It's not good.
You have to drink chondroitin.
Mihiro-san.
Huh?
I'm sure you'll appear on this screen.
Huh?
Mihiro-san.
Here it comes.
Please do intense moves while singing.
Okay.
You can do it.
Do your best.
10 seconds have passed.
Corona!
Don't do Corona.
You said Corona!
Corona!
Julian.
I feel the timing.
Can you do another pattern?
Continue it.
Can you do another pattern?
It's really close!
It's a live broadcast.
Don't come!
Do you need Hirose's ass?
I can't forget the glory of the old days.
Is there anything else?
That's it! That's it! That's it!
Everyone's a little slippery on this side.
Mihiro-san is a little slippery.
Can you do it? Can you do it again? Can you stop?
You can stop once.
Can you stop once?
I'll do it next time.
Thank you very much.
Kawakami is amazing.
I can do this.
I was composing, so I don't know how to say stay home.
Do you want to hear Kawakami's original song?
I want to see Kawakami.
Kawakami comes out in places like this.
Are you good at singing? Do you have a voice?
Kawakami, please sing while dancing hard.
I got it.
Let's cut it.
You wore a hat and sunglasses to create a world view.
I have that kind of thing.
I'm an actress.
I don't want to see it.
Kobayashi is coming.
Let's go to Kobayashi.
Is your mother at home today?
I think she is at home for a while.
She can't move.
She came.
She is at home.
She is not here.
Please dance and sing.
She came.
Is she inside?
She is amazing.
Is she a soloist?
She looks like she is at home.
I didn't know that.
Is she a soloist?
I didn't know that.
She looks like she is old.
Her mother is here.
She is looking at her.
Is she coming?
Is she looking at her?
Is she coming?
Where is she?
She is looking at her.
Her mother is here.
She is a famous mother.
Her mother is half of her.
Her mother has a unique dance.
Is she a UFO?
She is good today.
Please dance like that.
Is she good today?
She can't dance.
Is she good today?
Please cut her.
Her legs and waist are...
Please cut her.
Please prepare for the next scene.
Please cut her.
Wait a minute.
I'm tearing up.
The moment I asked her if she was okay, she collapsed.
Oh my god!
I'm so worried.
You moved more vigorously than usual, didn't you?
I suddenly moved without preparation.
Who's next?
Is it Yumekana?
Yumekana?
Is Yumekana okay?
Isn't my partner here?
That's amazing.
Are you going to participate?
Is she sleeping?
I see.
Yumekana.
Isn't this a bed?
I'm a little scared.
I'm sorry.
She's wearing a blindfold.
Let's dance for now.
Please sing while dancing vigorously.
She's wearing a costume again.
Yumekana looks dangerous.
She looks like a Gypsy.
She's in the frame.
Has it started?
Is it on?
Yes, it is.
It's a unique Yume Kana.
What are you doing?
Oh, it's on.
She said, sex on the beach.
It's scary.
Yume Kana.
It's scary.
She said, sex on the beach.
She suddenly goes back to the beginning.
You can do it. You still have time, Yume Kana.
What should I do?
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Do it violently.
Yume Kana.
What is this music?
Is it copyright?
Let's turn it off.
Copyright is dangerous.
It's dangerous in many ways.
Copyright is a problem.
She is doing something.
It's dangerous to move.
It would be nice if it was alcohol.
Mitsura-san is coming.
Let's go.
Let's go to Mitsura-san.
Let's go to my sister.
Mitsura-san, please.
What is this reception?
She is a fan of Imouto no Ie.
It's intense.
How intense can it be?
She is coming.
Please.
What did you say?
Your sister's family is next to you.
She is wearing a costume.
It's not intense.
She is using the length of her limbs well.
She cut it herself.
She knows where to cut.
She is a professional.
She is wearing Mikami Momonogi.
Let's go to Mikami.
She is wearing Mikami Momonogi.
The icon is different from last week.
I wonder if she changed it this time.
I can see her boobs.
Mikami, please sing a fierce dance.
Please pay attention to the music.
It's better not to play music.
Is music difficult?
Except for mascots.
Are you okay with your boobs?
Let's go!
Fire!
Fire! Fire!
Fire!
What is it?
This is a hello song.
Are you singing your own song?
I'm singing an old song.
You're a bit weak.
When will this end?
Mikami-san, how do you feel now?
It's really hard.
It's really hard to sing an old idol song.
You mean Mikami-san's old song?
Yes, an old idol song.
I can sing it live.
It's really hard.
How do you feel now?
It's really hard.
Thank you.
We still have time.
Let's do it again.
Thank you.
Let's do it again.
Momo-chan.
Nara-san.
Nara-chan.
Let's do it again.
Was it Peach-kun and Perch-kun?
Nara-chan.
Let's do it again.
Nara-san, we're connected.
Please dance.
Dance?
Nara-san, don't let your guard down.
1, 2.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Thank you.
You've changed.
Let's do Momo-chan.
Momo-chan is joining us.
Momo-chan is really energetic.
That's true.
She's always quiet.
Momo-chan has her own atmosphere.
Momo-chan, please dance.
Okay.
I'll do it.
TV, radio, and train.
Is it Yoshi Ikuzo-san?
I don't like this village.
Why?
Is it Yoshi Ikuzo-san?
If I go to Tokyo, I'll buy a house and buy a house in Tokyo.
What's wrong?
Hey!
It's over.
Thank you.
Let's cut it.
Thank you.
That's good.
Everyone remembers that they can cut it themselves.
If you want to stick to it, please stick to it.
I think it's hard.
It's a good start, everyone.
The live broadcast will end soon, so let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
Let's do this.
Please show us the toilet god who lives in your house.
It seems that the toilet god lives in your house.
I got it.
It's really fast this time.
I'll show you the toilet god because you're watching over me.
In a way, it's free, right?
That's right.
You can decide what kind of world you want to live in.
Kawakami, I haven't sung yet.
How much do you want to sing?
I forgot, Kawakami-san.
Kawakami-san, if you wear a hat and wear sunglasses...
I cut it in the middle of the song.
Kawakami-san, it's your chance.
I don't have to sing.
Everyone, you have a chance.
I wonder if someone will come.
I'm sure you have the courage to go to the first one.
I'm sure everyone is confused right now.
How much?
Toilet god.
I'm glad I came to the studio.
I can't do it.
I said this alone after the show, but I don't want to be alone.
I don't want to be alone in a quiet room.
I don't know if I'm being accepted or not.
I don't want to be cut off.
I don't want to be alone.
This project is mentally difficult.
It's hard to come.
Please participate, everyone.
I'll call you from here.
I'm here.
Fujiwara.
Fujiwara?
You have no mark.
Matsuoka.
I haven't done it before.
I did it last week.
Mihiro is here.
Let's go to Mihiro.
Matsuoka and Fujiwara.
They are difficult.
Fujiwara is doing something at home.
Mihiro, please show us the god of the toilet.
Oh, my God.
Is the god of the toilet so ugly?
Oh, my God.
It's a little pitiful.
It's like a rabbit.
The god of the toilet.
It's nice. It makes people happy.
It makes people smile.
Let's cut it.
Thank you.
It's nice.
Kurosawa is coming.
Let's go, Kurosawa.
Can she do it?
Let's go, Kurosawa Mirei.
It's Mihiro's turn.
I don't know why, but it's a little difficult.
The frame-in was good, too.
Kurosawa, please show us the god of the toilet.
What's going on?
I can't do it.
It's tied under the nose.
It's like a cellotape.
It's wrapped in a wrap.
I respect Akira Shimizu.
Let's cut it. Thank you.
You don't have to talk.
Yuin Matsumoto.
Can you do it?
It was good before.
The frame-in is interesting.
It's better to use the frame-in.
Yuin, the god of the toilet.
Let's cut it.
Please cut it.
Wait a minute.
The frame-in was fast.
Let's cut it.
Wait a minute.
The frame-in is more interesting.
Sometimes it's not in time.
There's a time difference.
The god of the toilet.
Can you do it?
Did you cut it?
Did you cut it? Did you run away?
Please don't cut it.
Today's guest is Kobayashi-san.
Let's start with Kobayashi-san.
Let's connect with Kobayashi-san.
What is the toilet of Kobayashi-san's family like?
A week ago, I sent a message saying that I couldn't do it.
Really?
Is it a baby toilet?
Is it a baby toilet? Why do you always make me look at half of it?
Are you waiting for me?
It looks like a toilet paper.
It's like a toilet cover.
Do you do it together?
Your mother is here.
What do you have?
Slowly, step by step.
Wait, wait, isn't something growing?
Mother.
What?
Your mother is wearing a brief.
She is not naked.
Mother.
Is she wearing her father's brief?
She is a toilet god.
Her mother is wearing a brief.
She is wearing a brief.
She is wearing a belt.
Is that your father's brief?
Yes.
I see.
Mother, you have a strong personality.
I want to worship you.
Thank you.
Mother, how are you doing today?
How are you doing today?
She is wearing a brief.
It's not fun to make her talk.
This is good.
Thank you.
I will go to the toilet.
Please contact me if you find a supermarket.
Thank you.
Nara, do you want to go to the toilet?
Nara is a toilet god.
She is wearing a brief.
Nara, let's go.
Nara is a toilet god.
I'm going to frame you.
I'm a toilet god.
What's your name?
I'm a toilet green god.
I'm a green god.
I'm a toilet green god.
I'm going to frame Mikami.
I'm a toilet god.
I'm going to frame Tsunagata.
I'm a toilet god.
Are you a toilet god?
Yes.
How do you feel now?
It's getting harder.
Don't lift your boobs.
I don't have to touch my boobs.
Be careful not to burn them.
You did that style in Gorilla.
I like that style.
Are you going to frame Momonogi?
I'm going to frame Momo.
I'm a toilet god.
I'm going to frame Momo.
Be careful around here.
Let's go.
You look sexy.
Are you sitting on a pot?
I think it's a humidifier.
Humidifier?
Pomo-chan?
Is she stepping on something?
God, God, will you come out?
Pomo-chan?
What's wrong?
I'm done.
No, no, no.
I don't get it.
You stepped on something, didn't you?
I'm done.
Are you going to cut it yourself?
What's with you, Pomo-chan?
You're going to cut it yourself.
I know. You don't want to be dragged into this, do you?
More than that.
Do you want to go with Michiru-san?
I wonder if I can.
Let's connect.
Sensei, the teacher is...
The situation is...
It's not good to be alone in a house with no sound.
Isn't this in the toilet?
What is that red thing? Is it a bandana?
Panties?
You're wearing panties!
You're wearing red panties!
Are you putting something in your cheeks?
Are you eating something?
God, your cheeks are bulging.
God...
I'm eating beans.
What is it?
Beans.
God, you like beans, don't you?
Yes.
It's in the toilet, isn't it?
Is God in the toilet right now?
Yes.
She's cute.
She's like an old lady.
Old lady.
If you're at your limit, you can cut it yourself.
Yes.
Face, face.
The last face is terrible.
Red hair.
It says, I'm not confident.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
I'm not confident.
I haven't sung a song, so I'm not sure.
It's coming.
It's good.
There's a cardboard box.
Ugly.
It's Ega-chan, isn't it?
Ega-chan.
It's Ega-chan, isn't it?
Are you playing Ega-chan?
Ega-chan.
Your eyes are so small.
It's Ega-chan, isn't it?
Who is it?
It's Egashira-san.
God of the toilet.
Egashira-san, you love him, don't you?
God of the toilet.
Egashira-san, you love him, don't you?
Let's stay home.
What?
Let's stay home, everyone.
Let's cut it.
I want you to take the topic seriously.
I heard you were able to get ready.
I didn't have confidence, so I couldn't connect.
Momo-chan was the queen of tomorrow.
She was the queen of tomorrow.
That's why she was wearing gloves.
What?
Broccoli?
Ishioka-san.
Are you the god of the toilet?
I'm the god of the toilet.
What are you doing?
You look like a goddess.
What are you doing?
Are you putting broccoli in your boobs?
What are you talking about?
Don't waste food.
Are you taking broccoli to the toilet?
God.
I'm the god of the toilet.
If you insist so much, I think so.
What is broccoli, god?
I love broccoli.
What?
It's not a conversation.
It's not.
Let's cut it.
Let's cut Matsumoto Yun.
Matsumoto Yun.
The frame was not good.
The frame was not good from the beginning.
Something may have happened from here.
Matsumoto Yun.
Everyone has a tool to get white.
Are you ready?
Go ahead.
God!
God?
The movement is strange.
God, are you in high tension?
I'll be out soon.
Be in maximum tension before you go out.
Intense, intense.
Intense?
Thank you very much.
How do you feel now?
It's pretty tough.
It's tough.
The whole society is tough right now.
The toughness is the same everywhere.
Let's get over it.
Thank you very much. Let's do our best.
Let's do our best.
Let's do our best at STAY HOME.
I see.
Directly.
Kobayashi is watching from here.
Kobayashi, we don't have much time.
Can you show us something a little erotic in Kobayashi Prefecture?
I did it last week.
I want to see something a little erotic in Kobayashi Prefecture.
Kobayashi, I'll connect you.
Please get ready quickly.
Yes.
I think it's a mess right now.
I'll send you a message.
Did you make curry?
Carrots and stuff.
I might have used it.
Carrots and potatoes.
It was kiwi.
It was kiwi and carrots.
Did you eat it?
Two minutes left, Kobayashi.
Let's go.
Let's connect.
Let's go, Kobayashi.
It's connecting.
She must be running around in her room.
Can you show us something erotic?
Sorry, my mom is running now.
Is your mom getting ready?
Isn't she wearing something?
She's wearing a brief.
Your daughter is also wearing a brief.
What kind of parent and child is this?
Your daughter is wearing a brief.
Your mom is wearing a brief.
Is that an egg? What is that?
It's a beehive.
A beehive and a cucumber.
It looks like a beehive at home.
There is a beehive.
It's a collaboration of fruit and vegetables.
Please don't take it out of the brief.
Please don't put it in the brief.
Thank you very much.
It's time.
I'm going to give you a present.
I've been thinking about what to give you.
I'm going to give you a brief.
I don't know if it's your mom's or your daughter's.
It may be your dad's.
I'll give it to you.
I'll announce it on Twitter later.
Please look at it and apply.
Yes.
How was it?
I laughed this time, too.
It was very interesting.
Stay Home will continue next week.
Thank you very much.
Bye bye.