AISubs v3
Now, the midnight sports day has begun.
Tonight, we have an emergency live broadcast.
Yay!
I'm saying yay, but it's a difficult situation due to COVID-19.
In the studio, I'm Okubo and the mascot leader, Yoshizawa.
That's right. I'm alone.
But it's been a while since I've done a live broadcast, so I'm looking forward to it.
I don't usually talk, so I don't talk much.
That's right.
I haven't talked recently.
It's been a while since I've talked.
That's right. Mitsuyura-san and Kurosawa-san aren't here.
The mascot is only Yoshizawa.
The studio is empty.
That's right.
But I was a little worried about Kurosawa-san.
He's fine.
Really?
I get a lot of calls.
I get a call almost every day.
What did you eat at night?
Tsurumetsu-san's radio show has started.
He's going to tell me a mysterious radio show.
Cute.
I think he's self-quarantining at home.
I'm glad.
Don't worry.
I'm glad.
I think all the mascots are self-quarantined at home today.
Aren't they amazing?
They're greedy.
Right?
Yes.
You're walking around town, aren't you?
Like going on a trip.
I tend to go on a trip.
You tend to go on a trip, right?
I'm going to check if they're at home.
Are they self-quarantined?
I'm going to check if they're self-quarantined at home.
I'm scared.
I wonder if they're watching.
If they're at home, they're watching, right?
I'm going to check if they're self-quarantined.
I'm scared.
If they're doing something nasty, please don't do it.
No sex, no life.
No life.
It's the opposite.
I think the mascots are at home.
The theme of the idol group is to be erotic and funny.
They have to be funny even if they're at home.
It's time to decide who's at home.
I really don't want to do this.
It's 11 p.m. now.
It's time to go to bed.
We've been at home for a few days.
Let's call them now.
I wonder if they're at home.
I'm worried about some members.
Are you worried about Matsuoka?
Matsuoka is definitely at home.
He's probably in a bad mood, so he'll go if he's called.
He might have friends who will call him.
I'm worried.
I want to check that out.
I'm worried.
Does Yoshida know everyone's LINE?
Yes, of course.
I see.
You can send a message to everyone.
I'm going to send a message to Yoshizawa.
I see.
Members, please answer the message and do what is written on the message.
I'm going to send a message to members.
I'm so scared.
It's scary because it's not edited.
It's a live broadcast, so it's a pity if it slips.
I don't have time to drink with everyone after that.
I can't do it.
I'll be depressed by myself for a few days.
It's really painful.
It's painful.
I'm scared to die.
I'm scared, but I don't have time, so let's do it.
First of all, the first topic.
What is it?
Let's do it again.
Please be the minimum gorilla you have at home.
There are many things you can do at home.
Please be the minimum gorilla you have at home.
I want everyone to contact me.
Please be the minimum gorilla you have at home.
I sent it.
Did you send it?
Yes.
That's fast.
In a sense, it's a chance.
That's right.
It's a chance to be reflected.
If you become a gorilla, you will definitely be broadcast.
I'm still in the fourth place.
How many are there?
I'm in the 32nd place.
Are you okay?
Are you playing?
I'm worried.
Isn't it slow?
You're at home, right?
If possible, please contact me through LINE.
Please call me on the TV.
I'm in the fifth place.
Is it okay?
I was able to contact you.
That's fast.
I got a reply.
It's Fujiwara Akino.
What should I do?
Do you want to stop?
It's too fast.
I think it's a mess.
Do you want to go?
Do you want to see it for the time being?
The engine is running.
Do you want to go?
Does that mean you can contact Fujiwara?
Please become a gorilla with what you can do.
I want you to call me.
I got a reply from LINE.
Is that so?
I got a reply.
I'm waiting for a reply.
Hello?
Hello.
The video is off.
Don't do that.
Why?
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Please turn on the video and contact me again.
It's like a live broadcast.
It's a waste of time.
A black screen has appeared.
Please turn on the video and contact me.
Matsuoka Rin.
Did you get a reply?
I got a reply.
That's good.
Everyone is full of energy.
I got a reply from Usa-chan.
That's fast.
Usa-chan is cute.
I want to contact Usa-chan.
Usa-chan.
Please become a gorilla with what you can do.
I'm calling Usa-chan.
Usa-chan is cute.
I love Disney.
I want you to go to Disney soon.
I got a reply.
Good evening.
Usa-chan, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
I wonder if the topic has been conveyed.
The topic is to become the lowest gorilla at home.
Yes, I'll do it.
You'll do it? There's something there, right?
Yes, please.
Uho Uho
How is it?
I don't know. I don't usually meet people, so I can laugh like this, but what should I do?
The level of laughter is very low now.
What is that?
I laugh at such a thing.
I'm healed by such a thing.
This is the only gorilla-like thing.
It's the lowest level.
Didn't you look like a gorilla?
Uho Uho
I only say Uho Uho.
It's okay. It's the first time.
It's the first time.
Are you at home now?
Yes, I'm at home.
You're self-quarantining, aren't you?
Yes, I'm self-quarantining.
I went shopping for the first time in a long time today.
I went to buy food.
What do you usually do when you have time?
Recently, I've been taking care of my dog and raising it.
I saw it.
Do you keep it?
Do you have it now?
I started buying it.
Do you have it now?
It's sleeping now.
Is it alive?
I saw it on Instagram. It was really cute.
It's still small.
It's still cute.
It's still small.
What's its name?
It's Haru-chan.
Haru-chan.
It's cute.
I see.
You poop a lot, don't you?
It's getting better.
It's getting harder.
It's good to have a dog.
It's going to be fun.
It's fun.
Thank you.
Please stay home.
I will.
Thank you.
I'll go again.
Don't get sick.
There is a problem with the level.
A lot of people are coming.
Yankoba is coming.
Kobayashi is coming.
Kijima Airi is coming.
Let's go to Kobayashi.
Kobayashi has a strong gorilla.
It's strong.
It has a strong gorilla.
It's coming.
Thank you.
It's like a gorilla.
It's Kobayashi.
Please be a gorilla at home.
Nangol!
Who is living alone?
Who is a woman?
Mom?
Next to mom?
Mom!
What did you do to mom?
Is it okay to take a picture of mom?
Mom!
You are so excited!
You put a banana under your nose.
Mom!
Thank you, Kobayashi.
Where are you now?
Is your mom here?
I'm at home.
Oh, you are at home.
You are going back to your home, right?
Yes.
I see.
Can I be a gorilla now?
Can you be a gorilla now?
Is there anything else?
Well...
Banana!
Banana?
You are stupid.
This is not a heart.
What?
What is it?
It's a toy.
Is it a toy?
Let me say hello to mom.
Mom, this is my mom.
Hello.
Mom, you are so funny.
Mom.
She is so cute.
Thank you.
She is your daughter.
I can see the blood connection.
Mom, can I have a gorilla pin?
Mom.
Mom, can you move the camera a little bit?
Mom.
Thank you so much.
She is a good character.
Thank you.
We will come again.
That's great.
I didn't expect you to come.
It's getting brighter.
Who should we go to?
Who?
There is Kanzaki and Matsuoka.
Let's go to Matsuoka.
Let's connect to Matsuoka.
I was worried that Matsuoka might be out of the house.
I wonder if she is at home.
I'm sure she is.
She must be hungry.
What is that look?
Did she come?
I wonder if the connection is not working.
I can't see the video.
Let's turn off the video.
Why can't we connect?
Let's go to Kanzaki.
We need to turn on the video.
I came from Matsuoka.
Please listen to Matsuoka.
She came.
She came from Matsuoka.
Matsuoka, please be a gorilla at home.
Yes.
What is this?
Cut it. Cut it. Cut it.
I can't watch this.
I'm doing this with tension at home.
It's hard.
You have a strong mentality.
I can't do that tension alone at home.
I can't.
It was good to be at home.
But you didn't look fat.
I think so.
Is there such a thing as fatness due to COVID-19?
Yoshida is fat, too.
Me?
When I look at you from this side, you have two arms.
Did I get fat?
You have two arms like your mother.
Shall we move on?
Let's move on to Kanzaki.
Kanzaki is here, too.
Kanzaki, you're not playing with Kuro-chan, are you?
No.
What is this?
I'll set the LINE icon to this.
It's here.
Please do what you have at home now.
Good evening.
Please be the minimum gorilla.
Everyone's posture is low.
He's got something.
He's got something out of his butt.
What is it?
Isn't that what a gorilla does when it's threatened?
What is he holding?
Isn't it a poop-throwing thing?
This gorilla is threatening with poop.
This gorilla is throwing poop.
When you think it's an enemy.
That's amazing.
What's that? Avocado? What's he holding?
It's not a real poop, is it?
What is it?
He doesn't talk at all.
Let's cut it.
I think that's enough.
Let's cut it.
It's a gorilla that's similar to Matsuoka.
Gorillas are also divided into types.
And Kiji.
Please do it again.
I'm coming from Fujiwara.
Matsuoka told me not to cut it.
It's like a clean gorilla.
I wonder what it's like.
It's beautiful.
It's elegant.
It's beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
I admit it.
He's raising the level of Matsuoka.
Please do it again.
I'm coming from Fujiwara.
Matsuoka told me not to cut it.
Kiji, can you hear me?
It's like a clean gorilla.
I wonder what it's like.
Can you be a minimum gorilla with only what you have at home?
Please.
I brought it.
What is it?
Go ahead.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
I can hear you.
It might be better to turn off the sound of the broadcast once.
I see.
Turn off the sound of the broadcast at home.
Is it right?
Yes.
Okay.
Please be a gorilla.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Please be a gorilla.
What are you doing?
Where did the gorilla go?
Are you a gorilla?
Gorilla?
Are you a gorilla?
I'm a trained gorilla.
A trained gorilla.
You're cute.
You're cute, so I'll forgive you.
I want to beat you up for what you're doing.
But you're cute.
You're cute.
Are you at home now?
Are you at home?
Yes, of course.
It's a very nice house.
It's on the bed.
It's a nice house.
No, it's not.
It's pretty clean.
It's a cute room.
The rest of the time has come.
Thank you.
I might go again.
Don't worry about it.
Who else?
Mikami is here, too.
Let's go to Mikami.
Let's connect to YUA.
Can she be a gorilla?
Can she understand the gorilla?
YUA.
It's coming.
Thank you.
Can you stop doing this to yourself?
It's coming.
Connected.
Gorilla, please.
It's the same.
Why does everyone have a dumbbell?
It's the same, but it's okay.
It's dangerous.
I brought a dog again.
I put the dog down.
The dog is running away.
How is it?
I have no comment on how it is.
It's the same.
How is it?
I have this at home.
Everyone has it.
I think I'm more like a gorilla.
You're wearing a sweater and acting like a gorilla.
Yes.
That's good.
Can you do it again?
Again.
Please do your best.
This is so hard.
What is she doing?
What are you doing at home?
What are you doing?
You are alone.
I'm sorry.
That's fine.
It's painful.
That's painful?
Wait a minute.
Don't say it's painful.
But you're doing well.
I may go as long as I have time, so please be prepared.
Yes, I got it.
Yes.
Is it still coming?
Also, Matsuoka-san said that I'm too different from cute people.
That's great.
Gaia is working hard.
You didn't go to Fujiwara-san's, did you?
Did I go to Fujiwara-san's?
The camera wasn't on earlier.
She went to the Entertainment Shrine.
She's putting on makeup.
Go ahead!
Gorilla!
She's cleaning up.
Let's cut it.
This is the worst.
She was putting on makeup.
She was drawing here.
I don't want to cut it.
The play is long.
So, she's making a fool of herself.
I don't like it.
It's cold.
I don't like it.
It's cold.
But she cut it as soon as she got ready.
She might be a little frustrated.
Let's move on to the next one.
Please bring something that you think is a little erotic in the house.
Please bring something that you think is erotic in the house.
It's a live broadcast, so anything is fine.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Please don't bring anything that's really dangerous.
Please let me do it.
I sent it.
Isn't this a little too early?
That's right.
You might want to take a little bit of it.
What kind of level is it?
What would you bring if you were Yoshizawa?
Something a little erotic.
It's hard for me to be a little erotic.
Are you okay?
A cotton swab.
What was it?
The one that you knead.
Why are you using it for something a little erotic?
I'm not using it, but it's a long, thick stick.
It's a little erotic.
Isn't it here?
It's Fujiwara again.
Let's see.
Let's go to Fujiwara.
Mr. Fujiwara.
Please show me something a little erotic.
What's that?
Let's cut it.
It's the worst to rub tepica gel on a horse like a stuffed animal.
Matsuoka and Mikami are also here.
Let's go to Mikami.
I want to see Mikami.
I want to see Mikami. Let's see Yua-chan.
Yua-chan, please show me something a little erotic.
I'm a little weak-minded, so I wonder if I'll be okay.
You're still in that outfit.
Please bring me something a little erotic.
What?
Please wait.
Yes, please.
Your boobs are about to pop.
What is that?
What do you have?
TENGA?
Is that so?
What is that?
I'm trying to fix it.
I was surprised.
I thought it was really bad.
I thought you had two of the same thing.
That's good.
I was surprised.
Is it good?
It's good.
Are you on the bed now?
I'm looking at the view.
Are you doing it in front of the view?
That's right.
Show me the bed.
The view is amazing.
The bed is like this.
What kind of bed?
It's like a princess's bed.
How do you use the view?
That's right.
How do you use the view?
I can't do it because of the broken screen!
It's fun to play alone.
It's tough!
Is it tough?
Do your best!
Thank you!
We don't have enough time.
Thank you!
Is there any more?
Usa-chan, Kobayashi-chan, Kijima-chan, and Kanzaki-chan are all here.
Usa-chan?
Usa-chan, do you want to go?
I wonder what it is.
Usa-chan?
What is it?
What are you doing?
I'm shaking a lot.
Maybe it's not one.
What are you talking about?
Maybe what?
Maybe what did you say?
Maybe it's not one.
Maybe the nipples are not one.
Did you separate them?
I'm shaking.
Please put them together.
Thank you.
Kobayashi-chan, do you want to go?
It's hard to choose something erotic in front of your mother.
Kobayashi-chan?
My mother is coming out.
You can't go in front of your mother.
What is it?
Did you bring something erotic?
Yes, I did.
What is it?
It's a banana again.
It's made of rubber.
It's small and cute.
It looks like it has a mother.
Does it have a mother?
Can you show us something a little bit erotic?
What is a mother?
Mother!
Ero Baba!
Ero Baba, go to sleep!
Ero Baba!
What is that Baba?
It's funny.
It's amazing.
Your Baba is amazing.
Your mother is amazing.
That's right.
Thank you.
Please say hello to your mother.
Please enjoy self-restraint with your mother.
Matsuoka, can you do it?
Can you connect with Matsuoka?
Thank you.
Can you connect with Matsuoka?
Matsuoka, please show us something a little bit erotic.
30 seconds.
Matsuoka, come here.
The live broadcast is over, Matsuoka.
Matsuoka, slide in.
Please show us something a little bit erotic.
Yes.
Oh, no.
It's getting bigger.
Oh, no.
Cut it.
It's getting bigger.
Why?
Let's cut it.
Don't cut it.
Let's cut it.
It was fun.
I hope we can do it again next week.
Please stay at home.
Let's all stay at home.
See you next week.
Bye-bye.