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It is the Philippine Republic, which is located about 3,000 km from Japan.
It is a country with more than 7,000 islands and rich nature and a large city.
It is the best!
Mascots have come to enjoy Japanese pop culture in the Philippines at a major festival, Coslandia 2019.
Mascots have come to the Philippines to perform, but there's one thing that bothers me.
Yes, these guys are a little excited.
This program is supposed to be a program where you fight in a sports festival and enjoy the punishment given to the losing team.
I forgot about that, and I'm so excited.
That's why I called them out at 5 a.m.
What is it?
I'm just sleepy.
It's a letter from Akuma-san.
It's from Akuma-san.
I'm going to read it.
Hello, I'm in a bad mood.
I heard that the members of Ebisu Mascots are in the Philippines.
I'm sure they're having fun, so I'm going to execute them.
Why?
Wait.
The execution method is to wake up early in the morning.
Manny Pacquiao?
I heard that Yoshizawa was born in the Philippines and grew up in a slum.
It's a little different, but he's Thai.
It's not a slum.
This time, I want you to be a trigger.
I want to be a Filipino hero, Manny Pacquiao, and beat them up.
If the traitor is bad, Yoshizawa again.
Yoshizawa?
Am I the only one?
I have Momo.
So make sure you do it.
This letter will be delivered to you in five seconds.
What's going on?
It says it will be delivered in five seconds.
This time, Yoshizawa and Momo will play the role of Filipino heroes, Manny Pacquiao, and break into the members' rooms.
They will play a wake-up prank to wake up the members who are sleeping.
The director who will be in charge of the scene is a newbie, Kasai D. The point is what kind of funny wake- up prank these three people will do.
If it's not funny at all, you'll be executed.
If the traitor is bad, Yoshizawa and Momo will be executed again.
Movie?
This is...
No, this is no good.
They're in the Philippines, so if they don't do a wake- up prank with Manny Pacquiao and take a funny video, they'll all be executed.
Good morning. I'm Pacquiao Yoshizawa.
Good morning. I'm Pacquiao Momonagi.
First, let's start with the oldest, Mihiro, who seems to wake up first.
You're looking forward to it, right?
They've been doing masquerade for many years, so I'm sure they'll make it interesting.
What are they doing?
They're waking her up.
Wake her up!
Hold her! Hold her!
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up!
Wait! Wait!
Open the door!
Who are you?
They usually go in slowly, but they're waking her up in a sloppy way.
It's obvious that Mihiro is going to wake up.
She's sleeping in a sexy way.
Hey!
Isn't it too early to wake up?
Your way of opening the door is sloppy.
Good morning.
I'm Bakkyo Yoshizawa.
I'm Momonagi Bakkyo.
I was actually going to eat the food.
You've been in the bathroom a lot.
Did she panic because she didn't have a trash can?
She took out Mihiro's luggage.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, this is no good.
This is no good.
Wait a minute.
I don't care about Mihiro's underwear.
More importantly, your attitude towards the prank is strange.
How many people have I been pranked?
This is the first person.
If that's the case, you should be a little quieter.
That's right.
Is there anything else you want me to do?
It's not much, is it?
What I want you to do is to prank you.
What a messy wake-up.
You look like you're in a hurry.
You look like you've failed.
You're not going to air this, are you?
If it wasn't for that, we'd be executed, too.
I really don't want the next person to wake up.
The basics of waking up are to enter quietly.
Don't make a mistake.
He's sleeping, isn't he?
Obviously, Tatsumi isn't sleeping.
He's awake.
What are you guys doing?
Don't move!
He's awake!
This is a great chance to get a good shot!
Since Tatsumi isn't awake, we should be able to get a good shot of him.
Good morning.
No way!
What are you thinking?
That's not where you should be messing around!
What is this mess?
This is...
I think a C cup would be good.
By the way, what color underwear are you wearing right now?
This one.
Cute!
Why are you so relaxed?
No panties, no bra. What are you doing?
Now, I'm going to explain to you how to wake up.
1. Open the door quietly.
2. Show your sleeping face.
3. Think about how to wake your partner up.
Please enjoy the rest of the video.
It's hard.
I'm going to wake up.
Don't wake her up next time.
Don't wake her up. Be quiet.
It's my first day.
It seems that Tomoda's aunt is sleeping soundly.
This is a chance.
I'm going to wake her up.
There are a lot of people.
Is this my house?
There are a lot of people.
If you do that, you'll wake up.
Ah!
It's morning.
Be quiet.
Good morning.
I'm Bakkyo Yoshizawa.
I'm Bakkyo Momotani.
Good morning.
Are you alright?
I haven't seen you for a long time.
You look so tired.
Calm down.
I'm sorry.
Can you show me your feet?
It's a break time.
It's up to the soles of my feet.
Great.
It's like a hair bun.
It's a hair bun.
Where did you buy it?
I bought it on Amazon.
It's a hair bun.
Are you worried?
I'm not worried.
I recommend this.
It's good because you can throw it away.
You can throw it away even if it gets dirty.
I'm not worried.
It's a hair bun.
What are you doing?
I just put it in my mouth.
It's a hair bun.
You're wearing a bun so much.
I didn't get much after this.
I'm going to the next room.
I'm going to Hiromi's room.
I'm going to do it this time.
How do you sleep?
That's right. You can't get up if you go in.
First, look at his face.
Then, punch him.
He's sleeping.
You can't do anything before that.
He's wearing socks.
He's naked.
He's not a human.
What is he doing?
He's going to wake up.
Now.
Show him your punch now.
It's your chance.
I want to look at his passport.
That's why.
That's enough.
Who is this?
Was there such a person?
Different image.
And finally, I'll wake up Kobayashi.
Quietly.
It's interesting.
Are you crying?
Wait a minute.
Good morning.
Who is this?
Good morning.
Good morning, ma'am.
Are you awake?
I'm Yoshizawa.
I'm Motodoki.
Good morning.
What are you wearing?
You look ugly.
I've never seen you like this.
Wait a minute.
It's my first time in the Philippines, so I'm looking forward to it.
Don't you know the Philippines?
I don't know.
The hero of the Philippines, Mani Pakyo.
You should know.
I'll look it up.
What's this?
You're wearing clothes under your pajamas again.
I'm going to kill you.
Are you going home?
Thank you.
And finally, the leader, Ishikawa.
Let's wake them up.
Wake them up.
Good morning!
Wake them up!
The hell of waking up,
where 13 out of 5 people wake up.
Please enjoy.
Good morning!
Wait a minute.
Wake them up!
Wait a minute.
Wake them up!
Good morning!
I went to bed at 5 o'clock last night.
I'm glad you didn't come first.
Take your time to sleep.
Don't worry about the luggage.
I'm going to change the room.
It's very simple.
It's a cat with the same shape.
It's My Black Cat.
Good morning.
What the...
A few days later
We had a bad night's sleep, but the show in the Philippines was a big success!
The show went well.
Waddle, waddle, beat!
However,
the members who returned from the live show
were immediately called by the devil.
Do you know why they were called?
What?
I'm sure you guys went to the Philippines.
Let's go to the Philippines.
Yes.
Didn't they give you a task in the Philippines?
What was it?
What did the commander say?
You guys have already forgotten, haven't you?
That's why it's a VTR.
If you couldn't get it, didn't the commander come to execute you?
Yes, he did.
He told you, didn't he?
He told you to get an interesting VTR when you wake up, didn't he?
Yes.
He told you to get an interesting VTR, didn't he?
Yes, he did.
You watched the VTR yesterday, didn't you?
I'll tell you one thing.
Do you know how to do it when you wake up?
Say it, Momonogi.
Momonogi.
Yes.
What is the basic of waking up?
The basic of waking up is...
I go to bed early in the morning and try not to be noticed.
Try not to be noticed?
Yes.
How many seconds did you wake up when you opened the door?
Say it.
Momonogi.
I woke up as soon as I opened the door.
Is that your Toredaka?
Yes, I'm sorry.
You should say it softly.
Yes.
You should say it softly when you wake up.
No way.
I didn't know I would wake up so early.
The security guard was very strict.
You should check it.
You should change it to a laugh.
Yes.
You should close the door once.
You should enter the room when the alarm goes off.
You shouldn't enter the room normally.
You should close the door.
You should make me feel relieved.
I'm sorry.
You didn't wake up, did you?
I think so.
Momonogi.
Yes.
You should change your name to Shionogi.
Hey.
How many years have you been doing Muscat?
Uchizawa.
Yes.
What is the basic of waking up?
I should not touch the things in the room.
That's the basic of waking up.
And next.
You should say,
Get an interesting video.
What is it?
Tell me, Tatsumi.
Your mom will answer soon.
She will say,
Isn't it interesting?
I don't know what you're talking about, so you want to be a model, don't you?
A model? You're talking about a model, aren't you?
You're a plastic model, aren't you?
Pathetic.
Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic.
You guys are really pathetic.
That's terrible.
If you're a first-generation model, did you get a Bacchus or a VTR?
I'm pathetic.
I'm sorry.
Is this the state you're in now?
It's your responsibility.
I think you had a chance to get a Bacchus or a VTR.
Ms. Tatsumi, what was your tongue like when you were sleeping?
I didn't spit it out.
That's a great hint.
What did you do to Ms. Tatsumi, who didn't spit out her tongue?
Ms. Shizuha, you don't seem to have noticed, so let me tell you what you two did.
You let her pass.
Is that so?
I'm sorry.
Why did you make the staff a woman and let her go?
Why did you let Tatsumi, who was sleeping with no tongue, pass?
No tongue?
Really?
No tongue, right?
You were in a shabu-shabu state, right?
Ms. Tatsumi, what do you think?
I was in a shabu-shabu state.
Ms. Tatsumi, who was sleeping in a shabu-shabu state, couldn't make it delicious.
What do you mean by that?
Really?
If I were you, I'd let you stand on the bed.
I'd ask you to dance once.
The camera is at a low angle.
Ms. Tatsumi, what state were you in?
I was in a shabu-shabu state.
Right?
Yes.
You let that slip, you whore.
You're a whore!
Therefore,
as a joint responsibility of the Philippine Army,
seven of you will be executed.
What?
You're all going to be executed.
I'm announcing it.
What?
24 hours.
What?
You'll be living a life of pranks.
Ah, I'm going to die!
I'm scared.
You'll be living a life of pranks for 24 hours.
My hands are sweaty.
Why don't you do that?
Think of a prank and react to it yourselves.
That's the punishment.
I don't want to.
Are you ready?
Do a prank meeting yourselves.
Do it yourselves.
I'm announcing it.
This is hard.
Go home.
Go home!
Yes, I'm sorry.
The execution of the Philippine Army will be announced soon.