AISubs v3
Ladies and gentlemen, the M-Theatre is proud to announce, the first time anyway, an act of this nature, not only you, but 29 witches. Now forget all your preconceptions.
Hello, bad boy. Hey, I want to get closer to the witch. Let's party. It's the beginning, the beginning. Delete all witches.
It's the beginning, the beginning. Delete all witches.
The world's number one witch is here. Ebisu, M-Theatre. The key, cash, table, Hosei. It's better than the real thing.
It's bigger than a young man. The exterior is white. It's more high-class than high-class. The key is a little reserved.
Deal with the god of eroticism. Culture, money, get it. Talent? Idol? We're not planned.
SNS, the world's number one witch is here. It's better than a young man.
The Midnight Sports Day is on!
Wow!
Are you all here?
Yes, we are.
Were you scared last time and didn't run away?
No.
Really?
Are you ready?
Yes!
From today, we are going to fight for real.
Fight?
I told you last time that we are going to fight.
Yes.
We are going to fight for real this time.
You guys are not enough, so you are adding more.
It's embarrassing to do this every time I say it.
Don't overdo it.
This time, we are going to fight...
The 3 relay battles of the devil!
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Before that, I heard about this at a sports festival.
What is it? The devil...
The normal relay?
The 3 relay battles of the devil.
Why is it the devil?
I don't know.
There is no end to it!
Every time, every time, you have to give it your all.
That's the concept, you idiot!
Don't say it. It's the devil.
It's fun.
You can get serious.
What? Say it one by one.
It's fun and happy.
You can get serious.
Everyone can do it seriously.
You can get serious and happy.
What's fun?
It's fun.
What? Come on out.
She says she can get serious!
It's the devil.
That's too much.
You're not humble anymore.
That's true.
You're trying to be funny by calling yourself the devil, idiot.
Don't say that.
You're doing your best.
For now, it's a serious battle.
The losing team will be executed by the devil.
What?
This is serious.
It's not a punishment.
Execution?
Execution!
The winning team will be blessed by the goddess.
The losing team will be executed by the devil.
It's the beginning of the midnight sports day.
What do you want to say?
Execution is...
Come on out.
She says execution is bad!
That's cheating, bro!
Check if you're in the light.
I don't care if I don't know.
There's a punishment for the loser.
There's a reward for the winner.
So be serious.
Show me your guts.
I'll do my best.
I'll announce the competition.
The first of the three games.
The devil's biscuit relay.
Isn't it a foot relay?
Don't you know the biscuit relay?
No, I don't know.
It's the most interesting.
I'll explain the rules.
Eat two biscuits.
Go around the track twice.
If the biscuit disappears from your mouth,
Pass the baton.
At the end, only the anchor.
After eating the biscuit, run another lap and goal.
The inside of your mouth will be dry.
It's a relay of hell.
Mikami doesn't understand.
Mikami, you don't understand?
Eat two biscuits.
Run.
Pass the baton.
How many laps do you run?
Two laps.
I think it's okay.
What about the last person?
Eat another biscuit.
Stop adding rules.
You don't have to eat biscuits.
I'll tell you who.
It's not a tea party.
If you let your guard down, you'll lose moisture.
Be careful.
You'll die.
If you lose, you'll be executed.
I hate it.
It's a hell of a race.
Please look forward to the next time.
This time, the program staff decided on a team so that there would be no team difference in the three relay matches.
I absolutely don't want to be executed, so let's do our best.
Let's go!
In the name of ANGEL, let's not be executed.
Team ANGEL!
Seriously!
Definitely!
We can't be executed!
We're the only ones who can win!
We'll definitely get a reward!
Let's go, Team Monster!
Have you decided on the first runner? Are you ready?
Who's the first runner, Team Devil?
I'm Mihiro.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm still okay.
Are your knees okay?
Should I stop?
I can't breathe.
You can.
I can breathe.
It's your own fault if you get hurt.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Don't be scared.
You're okay, right?
This is part of the strategy, right?
Are the other teams okay?
Yes!
Mitsura-san is checking the number of biscuits.
She's a hard worker, so she's strict.
That's not fair.
She's training now.
Come on!
That's a lot of damage before the start.
I'll beat you up!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Let's start.
Are you okay, Dora?
Yes.
Please start.
Biscuit relay.
Ready.
The first runner is here.
Mihiro is fast.
He's fast.
First, he eats a biscuit and goes around twice.
This is also painful.
After finishing eating, the baton is inserted.
It's hard to eat because of the age, Mihiro.
He is over 30 years old.
He was caught up.
This is the second runner.
It's hard.
He is fast.
Next is Yumekana.
Yumekana runs dynamically.
Yumekana's running is dangerous.
It's scary.
He ate a biscuit and went around twice.
He is fast.
Yumekana is eating a biscuit.
He eats a biscuit and goes around twice.
He is fast.
He is the third runner.
Is he okay?
He is elegant.
The monster team is strong.
He is the third runner.
He is fast.
He is catching up.
He is fast.
The monster team is in the 5th place.
Nara is in the 3rd place.
She always opens her mouth.
She seems to be used to eating while running.
Momo is in the 4th place.
Momo likes to eat.
She eats a lot.
Nara is suffering.
Kawakami is fast.
Kawakami is catching up.
Nara does not clear.
Nara's mouth is open.
They are lined up.
If Kawakami goes, they will line up.
She is eating.
She is suffering.
She is eating.
Momo.
She is eating.
She is in the 2nd place.
She is eating.
She is forced to eat.
She is eating.
My birth mom is going crazy.
She is suffering.
Oh, there she is!
The Devil Team has jumped out!
Tatsumi Shingo has jumped out!
There are two people left!
OK!
Finally, the old lady has cleared it.
She has been overtaken by the old lady.
She is fast!
Matsuoka-san is terrifying.
Nanami Tina is a little behind, but she is doing her best.
She is doing her best!
Next, it's the Anchor Team.
The Monster Team and the Devil Team will be the Anchor Team.
Eat two and then go around.
OK!
The Angel Team is a little behind.
OK!
The Devil Team will be the Anchor Team.
Fujiwara is strong!
Matsuoka doesn't start at all.
Matsuoka has no spirit.
It's not good to run too much at once.
You have to concentrate on eating.
If Fujiwara clears this, Fujiwara will run for the last lap and score a goal.
It's close!
They are all the last. They are the Anchor Team.
They are all the Anchor Team.
Fujiwara jumped out.
Fujiwara will score a goal in the last lap.
It's a goal!
There are still 2nd and 3rd places.
The points are different.
Ichikawa will score a goal in the last lap.
It's a goal!
The Angel Team is 2nd place. The Monster Team is 0th place.
Yoshizawa will run without giving up until the end.
It's a goal!
The Monster Team was good at the beginning.
Komura was not good at the beginning.
The Devil Team is 1st place. The Angel Team is 2nd place. The Monster Team is 3rd place. The Angel Team is 3rd place.
The Monster Team is 3rd place. The Angel Team is 3rd place.
Okubo-san.
There was a violation of the rules at the tournament headquarters.
A violation?
He broke a biscuit during the race and didn't eat the full amount.
Look at the bottom of the biscuit.
Did a piece of the biscuit fall?
What is it?
To be honest, if it's now, I'll forgive you.
It's the worst.
Who is it?
Why are you grinning?
It's you, isn't it?
Why are you grinning?
I don't know.
Do you know who wrote it?
It's you, isn't it?
Yamanaka-chan witnessed it.
Yamanaka witnessed it?
Yumekana-san.
Yumekana-chan?
Yumekana-chan was running with great momentum.
Yumekana-chan is good.
Yumekana-chan was very fast.
Did you see it?
Who is it?
He broke a biscuit during the race and didn't eat the full amount.
He is still running.
Who is it?
He is still running.
Who is it?
Fujiwara Team won.
The player who did that is Mitafuji.
Mitafuji!
Mitafuji, wait a minute!
No, no, no.
Did you do it?
No, no, no.
It's all over here. It's all gone.
No, no, I don't eat like that.
You don't eat like that?
Yes.
Did you eat it cleanly?
That's right. Because this is food that Oumu eats.
It's not.
Why do you eat like that?
Don't do it like that.
No, no, no.
I don't eat like that.
Hey, pick it up and eat it.
No, no, no.
Mita-san.
It's on the camera.
I'm not looking at it.
I'll see.
Let's see the opposite.
Let's have this evaluated.
Mr. Okubo.
Mr. Okubo, come here.
Is that okay?
I'll see.
But Mita-san.
Don't do it like that.
I'm falling.
It's going now.
It's going.
Mita Fuji is out.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
It's out. It's falling.
Wait a minute.
Mr. Okubo, what was the situation?
He came like this and did this.
Maybe he's doing this.
No, no, no.
Mr. Okubo.
This is completely.
It's falling apart from my hand.
I won't forgive anyone who throws away food.
Now, let's take a look at what you've seen.
It was the moment when he tried to force himself to eat a biscuit without being able to eat it.
It's spilling out trying to eat it.
This is not intentional, but it's illegal. It's a violation of the rules.
I'm not throwing it away. Absolutely.
Even if I forgive you, Asuko Sawaguchi won't forgive you.
Party. Party.
Idiot.
If he was doing it, he would have said it honestly now.
I really, really didn't throw it away.
But even if you're unconscious, there's a certain amount of biscuits that have fallen.
There's evidence that it's falling.
So you're in first place right now, right?
Yes, I'm in first place.
Angel team is in first place.
Thank you very much.
Apologize properly.
At least I'm in second place.
I don't know.
The director said so.
At least I don't know.
It's not good to deny it.
I didn't deny it.
Even if you don't do it, you can't do it.
This is a violation of the rules.
It is seen as a violation of the rules.
I'm really sorry to ruin the food this time.
I'm reflecting on myself.
I understand.
I'm reflecting on myself.
I understood.
She's crying.
Please raise your head.
She's crying.
I'm in fifth place.
Not at all.
I didn't shed a single tear.
Please raise your head.
She's not crying at all.
I'm surprised to see that.
I'm so sorry.
We had so much time.
Mita-san, are you crying?
Did she cry?
Look up.
Look up, Mita-san.
She's crying.
I really did my best.
I don't usually run, but I wanted to win for the team.
I feel sorry for you.
I'm really sorry.
I'll give you 7 points.
I feel sorry for you.
What are you talking about?
Let's go to the next game.
She's crying.
I feel sorry for you.
I'll give you 7 points.
She's crying.
Don't touch me.
Let's go to the next game.
The second game.
Let's go to the second game.
The second round...
So, who will be fighting next?
The Devil's Meat Bun Delay!
The rule is to eat a hot meat bun and go around the track twice.
After eating, pass the baton to the next person.
At the end, only the anchor runs one more lap after eating the meat bun and reaches the goal.
It's a hellish relay of eating after eating.
Can I at least drink some water?
No.
I really want you to try it.
Can I drink water? How is it?
You can't drink water.
It's saliva time.
It's sour.
Please eat saliva now.
It's starting.
I want to get on the track.
Ready for the meat bun relay.
It's starting.
Don't make me close my eyes.
Next week is the second half of the three relay battles.
Which team will be executed by the devil?
The first place is...
A new song will be released soon, right?
That's right. Our new song will be released on October 19th.
It's a self-produced song perfect for Halloween.
There will be a lot of release events, so please take a look at the official website.
There will also be a live performance at the end of the year.
That's right.
On Friday, December 27th, at Kawasaki Club Chitta, we will hold a solo live performance of Ebisu Muscat.
There are 1,300 people here.
Tickets are now on sale.
Everyone, please come and play.
We are waiting for you.