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This is Mashitake deathball! Is he okay?
It's the RC special!!
Yeah!!!
Hey!!
Yo!!
Wait wait!!
What are you doing?
Open up!!
You walk in there
And you're caught!!
Oh, it's not Kira, it's a handsome guy.
It's not Kira.
Can I do it?
I was surprised that a young handsome guy was doing it.
I didn't know.
Can I do it?
If you hit this death ball this time, you will definitely confess in front of the camera what you have been keeping secret until now.
It's a big announcement, and this time it's an hour special.
An hour?
It seems to be a big announcement.
So it's a big deal at this level.
It's an hour special, so this time it's a special.
But I heard that Fujiwara appeared in Nakai-kun's program and got a little carried away.
Yes, I appeared in that program.
Then Sandwich Man and Nakai-kun said,
That girl is cute and a good girl.
What's going on?
So I said,
No, it's a mascot, it's ugly and noisy.
Then I was told,
It's not cute at all.
What's wrong? Don't mess with me.
I was told it was cute.
You're in good shape.
I got a lot of DMs asking me if I should be a dad.
Because of that?
Oh, you don't have money.
I don't have money.
It's a hundred years early for you to be cute.
Shut up.
You look like Hashigawarashi.
Don't lose.
You look like Onigiri.
I want to sleep.
Is there anything good?
I'm glad.
What was it?
Mr. Kobayashi, what is it?
Great.
Overreaction.
I can't speak.
But Kobayashi's YouTube channel got over 1 million views.
Really?
That's great.
It's the one with Onii-chan, right?
What's that?
I'm complimenting you.
What's that?
I'm complimenting you.
What's that?
Overreaction.
What's that?
And Yoshizawa is your rival.
You're mad at him, right?
I have something great today.
Really?
That's great.
You always say that.
Who is he?
How long are you going to be a senpai?
Who is he?
It's not a world public.
You're going too far.
Stop it.
You just did chest-waving.
Stop it.
You did chest-waving.
Chest-waving.
You?
What?
You're doing that?
What?
After TUNNELS, you became a drama queen?
Stop it.
Mr. Akiyama.
I thought you could trust him.
No.
Mr. Akiyama.
Chief, stop it.
It's not you.
You did it.
It's not you.
Stop it.
I can't tell his hobby.
It's not you.
Stop it.
It's not you.
I don't even know what my hobby is.
You can't say that to the cameraman.
Everyone has to take a picture equally.
You can't do that.
That's not good.
Okay, let's go.
It's already at a certain point.
It's about to start.
Let's go.
Who is the captain?
Rubiko.
Let's go.
Start.
I was hiding it.
Last time, Matsumoto Yun chan was exposed.
She was invited to dinner.
I was also invited.
What was it?
I don't remember.
I don't remember what happened yesterday.
You don't remember?
I was invited to a dinner of a former professional baseball player.
You were invited to a dinner.
A former professional baseball player.
A marriage.
I went.
What?
Yun chan refused.
Kobayashi went.
He went.
As expected.
It's a strange habit.
Recently?
It's been 5 years.
I went to a place called Kohien in Okinawa.
I went to a place called Chukan.
I heard that place is popular.
So if you aim for that place, you might be able to get it one day.
I'm happy.
She took me to a famous course.
Did you eat chicken soba?
I think I did.
At that time, was there only one woman?
Yes.
And?
Who was the partner?
Ichiichi?
Yes, Ichiichi.
Did you plan to go somewhere after that?
Yes, I did.
So I asked her if I could invite a friend.
Wait a minute.
Is she a tamago?
The relationship between the two is a little suspicious.
Did you play tag at night?
What?
Did you play tag?
Did you play tag at night?
I guess you were drunk.
Did you want to drink?
You were drunk.
It's not now.
It's a self-defense.
Your wife is okay.
It's a self-defense.
I'm not drunk.
You were drunk.
Let's say OK.
OK.
It's the first time.
I'm coming.
Go.
OK.
I won.
I'm sorry.
I didn't see it.
I didn't have time to stop it.
I was hiding it.
Recently, Yamanaka is involved in the cabaret club where I work.
Stop it.
Where is she?
Stop it.
She is involved in the cabaret club.
She is cute.
She asked me to introduce her.
No, no, no.
You can get an introduction fee.
There is a bag.
You can't do it in an idol group.
She said she wanted to do it.
I'm curious.
No.
What is it?
I'm calm.
I forgot.
You can't talk about that.
I can't look at you.
I want to go out.
What is it?
You can't do it.
Stop it.
Fujiwara-san asked me to do it at my part-time job.
What kind of part-time job?
Touching fish.
Don't say that.
You look like a flounder.
It's not funny at all.
You look like a flounder at a bar.
You look like a flounder.
Don't say that.
You look like a flounder.
I really hate you.
Think about it next time.
Don't say that.
I'll do it.
I don't know.
It's OK.
OK.
Is it decided?
It's decided.
Is it decided?
It's a guess!
It's not a guess!
It can't be helped.
I didn't get it right.
Yuki didn't get it right?
Hurry up and come out!
You said it!
It's the most viewed video!
1 million views is amazing.
Go!
I was hiding it.
That old lady, Mihiro,
was pretending to be drunk by a certain entertainer.
She was sticking to him.
What?
She wasn't stuck to him.
She was sticking to him?
After Shimura-san?
She was trying to find the next target.
She was trying to get him to give up.
Who is it?
You should say it yourself.
A duo.
Who is it?
A middle-aged veteran?
A newcomer?
A youngster?
A veteran?
He's popular.
What?
Don't do that!
We're all friends here.
Don't do that!
It's a secret!
It's M, right?
It's a secret!
Don't do that!
It's okay.
We're having a good conversation.
I'm going to break it down.
She's going to break it down.
It's okay.
Why? Do you like her?
What do you mean?
I was lonely.
You're a real woman.
What do you mean?
I drank sake.
I got drunk.
Really?
I really got drunk.
Why did you drink with her?
It's not easy to drink with her.
The person who seduced Mikami...
Yes, yes, yes.
She's a real woman.
She asked me to come to the New Year's party.
I came to the New Year's party.
I'm still here.
Can I say who I was with?
Yes, you can.
I'm still here.
I'm the leader, right?
What?
Leader?
What?
Why are you the leader?
You've been saying that for a while.
I've been keeping it a secret.
Only these three?
Ryuu Matsuoka.
Ryuu Matsuoka?
Wait a minute.
You've been there a lot.
I don't know why I'm here, but you've been there a lot.
I'm a man of style.
Are you still here?
I'm still here.
Who?
Mikami.
I was forced to be in the first place.
The first place is the leader of the group.
The group?
I was forced to be in the first place.
I sent a message to everyone saying,
I'll see you again.
I told her.
I told her directly that Mikami and Iwa-chan were together.
She was upset.
She said it was a misunderstanding.
You said you were friends with Matsuoka, and you were one of them.
I went there that day.
I think I sent a message to everyone.
To everyone?
To everyone.
When I arrived at Mihiro's house,
I was really upset.
Stop it.
You didn't notice it.
I don't remember.
You and Tejimayu are not good at dating.
Tejimayu and I are not good at dating.
I've seen Mihiro.
I've seen you drinking.
You're the worst woman I've ever seen.
You're the worst.
I'm lonely.
Don't give me a reason to be lonely.
There are so many people who are lonely.
You're the worst.
That's right.
I was dumped.
I don't know.
How did you do that?
Don't get too close to Ai.
Who said that?
Me.
Okay.
One person is okay.
Why are you drinking so much?
Stop it.
Why are you drinking so much?
She got it.
Kano-san.
Yua-chan.
This is your chance.
I was hiding it.
Once in 30 minutes.
What's wrong?
Who did that?
What's wrong?
Why did the ball fly?
Who did that?
Me.
I was hiding it.
Once in 30 minutes.
Who did that?
What's wrong?
Yura-chan is crying.
Did the ball hit her?
What's wrong?
She's crying.
She's crying because the ball hit her.
She's crying.
It hurts.
Her head hurts.
Her heart hurts.
Someone hates me.
Yura-chan is popular.
I don't think anyone is popular.
You can do it.
I was hiding it.
Once in 30 minutes.
What?
No, it's not.
It's like a summary site.
It's like a summary site, isn't it?
I found the article and read it.
I also wrote about the mascot members.
Ayume-san said,
I heard that the AV debut is rumored and I'm looking forward to it.
Rumored?
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm so happy.
I'm glad.
Do you want to see Nara-san?
Do you have anything to say?
No, not at all.
I don't know Nara-san's fans.
Where are you looking?
Where?
Where are you looking?
Who are you talking to?
If you don't have it, you don't have it.
I'm scared.
Who are you talking to?
I don't have it.
I'm sorry.
Please let me know if you have it.
I think I can do it.
Nara-san's face.
Nara-san.
I'm scared.
Close your eyes.
I'm scared.
This is the voice of the audience.
I'm sorry.
Let's continue.
I'm sorry.
Run away.
We were betrayed just now.
It doesn't matter if it's a betrayal or not.
It doesn't matter if it's about me.
I've heard indirectly.
I don't know if it's true or not.
It's ITZY.
Leader.
Me?
Comedian Y asked me out for a meal.
I said, I'm going out for a meal today.
I was excited.
Who asked you that?
Who was it?
Y is a familiar name.
Are you a comedian?
Y asked me out for a meal many times.
It's not a favor.
It's a favor.
I've never been excited.
It's a meal.
I was asked out for a meal.
I heard that.
But you said it personally.
But we've never been together.
We always refuse.
We always invite members.
We say, let's get together.
Let's have a meal.
Don't they always ask you to come alone?
In the beginning, they asked us to come together.
They asked if we wanted to come together.
We said no because it would be a nuisance to each other's work.
After they understood that, we decided to have a meal together.
Since then, we haven't been invited together.
They invited Mikami.
Who else was invited by Y?
I was invited three times.
As two people.
It doesn't matter.
What is this?
Give me Y's latest information.
Let's make it an adventure!
What timing is this?
Let's call a guest.
It's coming!
It didn't hit!
It's Yu-chan!
Yu-chan has that kind of face.
She has a face that doesn't look like it's hit.
It's hit!
She has a face that doesn't look like it's hit.
I was hiding it.
I...
often...
take a bath...
and do this.
You do that, don't you?
It's in the bathtub or outside.
I do that, too.
Do you do it in the bathtub, too?
I don't do it in the bathtub.
Do you do it in the bathtub?
I do it in the bathtub.
That's amazing!
What time do you take a bath at school?
She knows!
That's suspicious.
That's...
when there aren't many people.
She knows!
She doesn't notice.
It's the same!
It's because there's a lot of water.
It's only about 1mm.
It's about 1mm.
You take a bath, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Thank you for the pervert confession!
She's funny.
It's beyond my imagination.
I wonder if it's okay to ring the bell.
It's R-City this time.
I was hiding it, but...
I'm working part-time at a convenience store night shift.
That's good. She's starting a part-time job.
It was a night shift, wasn't it?
Night shift.
You were in trouble with money.
You dropped one.
It's okay.
Recently?
Yes, recently.
How many times a week?
About three times a week.
Can you do your job properly?
Yes, I'm a little out of it.
Where is your convenience store?
I'm registered at a dispatch company.
It's always scattered.
It's scattered?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
It's because there aren't enough people.
Nara, can you warm the lunch box?
Can you say that properly?
I often forget it.
Customers come back.
Do you forget chopsticks?
I forget my lunch box.
What do you mean?
What do you mean? Don't you give me a lunch box?
I don't like it.
If there are multiple lunch boxes, I forget to put them in.
But you have to work.
It's good because the hourly wage is high.
You still have debt.
Do you have a debt?
I only have tens of thousands of yen.
How much do you have now?
Now...
You don't have more?
How much did you have last time?
You have more!
What's wrong? What did you use?
Why did you lie?
Why did you lie that you have less?
I didn't give it back.
Why do you have more?
I was too relaxed.
I had more than I thought.
I thought it was good, so I went to a convenience store at midnight.
I have 65,000 yen.
I understand.
I have more.
Good luck!
I see.
I have more.
You went to two places.
I may see you at midnight.
Good luck!
Did you get it?
Your hair has changed.
Does anyone know?
You changed your hairstyle.
Your mind was straight.
Why?
What?
I hid this.
There is a ghost in my house.
That's scary.
That's scary!
What does it feel like to be a Paripi?
Let's hear it.
I just moved to a new house.
I had a fortune teller look at me.
And he said, there's a Paripi ghost.
I've been really energetic lately.
Paripi?
Really?
I woke up in the morning and I felt like I could do it today.
That's great.
So you feel like you're getting more energetic because you're a Paripi?
I've heard that I'm getting more energetic.
So it's not a bad thing?
On the contrary, it's a good thing.
Paripi?
I don't feel like I'm getting more energetic.
But the toilet lights are on and off.
It's not automatic?
The TV is on by itself.
You don't like that, do you?
But it's fine.
But I'm energetic, so...
You're fine.
She's got a strong power storm.
I'm curious about this.
The black light is amazing.
This is 50,000 yen.
What is this?
This is a drug. It's the strongest.
Wow!
What happens when you take it?
It changes.
You have to take it.
But it's safe.
I live in peace.
Peace?
If you take it, you'll be in danger.
It depends on my mood.
What?
We're doing it together.
I don't want to do it anymore.
You don't want to do it? OK!
Put it on top of the crystal.
Get rid of it.
It's a special.
Stop it.
Who is it?
Kodama.
I was hiding it.
The basement of my apartment is an adult video studio.
Wow!
It's a big environment.
The basement of the apartment seems to be a studio.
Women don't live in our apartment.
But when I sit in the lobby and have tea,
women come out from the basement.
Women come out from the basement?
That's scary.
They all have carry bags.
When I asked the man next to me,
he said,
it's like a studio.
It's an adult toy production company.
It's an adult apartment.
The rent is cheap.
Is the owner rich?
It's a professional store, so the rent is low.
The rent is low, so it's good to move.
It's cheap.
But it's not dangerous.
There are always adults.
Do you feel protected?
It's safe even if you come back at night.
Thank you to the adult.
Please be careful and go home.
Thank you.
Adult.
I was hiding it, but I heard that Yankova had a plastic surgery.
What?
I'm curious.
Really?
I didn't want to be told this.
I'm proud of it.
It's very beautiful.
Will you show me?
Did you see it?
He doesn't show me, but he's very proud of it.
When?
When did it happen?
Has the surgery started?
Yes, it has.
It's been a year since the surgery.
It started a year ago.
It was on the P channel.
It was.
What happened?
I want to know what happened.
I was worried.
I found out that there was such a surgery.
At that time, I got some money.
So, I decided to cut it.
You cut it?
That's great.
Is it your favorite shape?
Yes, it is.
Show me.
By cutting it, it became pink.
That's great.
I'm proud of it.
It's like a symbol.
No one notices it.
I can't show it to anyone.
Show me.
Let's go home.
Yes.
That's good.
That's great.
That's a great story.
You are great.
If there are people who are in trouble,
I think there is such a thing.
I can't take a step.
I understand.
I want to do it.
But I don't show it to people.
It's like a picture.
That's right.
It's strong.
Are you okay?
Did you hit?
You hit.
Did you hit?
It's a rule to hit.
I was hiding it,
but I'm obviously sexually harassed by a woman who is a member of the Estee.
A woman?
Yes.
She is very divisive.
And I thought it was okay because we are the same sex.
I still keep going.
I've seen that kind of work.
What kind of Estee?
Actually, it's an Estee that only uses machines.
It's a service.
And it's about half price.
It's a service.
I'm lying down because I'm going to give a massage.
First of all, she doesn't let me wear panties.
What does that mean?
It's like a paper panty.
You usually wear a paper panty.
It's supposed to be there, but she doesn't let me wear it.
She said, if you really want to wear it, I'll give it to you.
Is it a gender?
It's a gender.
She touches me a lot.
I just need a normal massage.
What do you call it?
Here.
It's like a muscle inside.
It's like this.
It's not like that at all.
Isn't that fingertip amazing?
She touches me little by little.
It's underground, isn't it?
I don't like it.
It's like an oil massage.
It's like a lotion on my chest.
It's like a bucket at the end.
That's right.
It's not an oil.
It's like a lotion.
It's like a bucket.
She touches my chest like this.
Does she touch your nipples?
She does a little bit of this.
I don't think she needs it.
It's not a shooting, is it?
You don't need a camera?
I think she would like to.
I'm sure she would like to.
She doesn't need it.
She's just enjoying herself.
Is it okay for her to feel good when she touches your nipples?
I don't think I should feel good.
I feel good.
She gives you a discount.
She makes you feel good.
I don't like it.
Then, it's OK.
Feel free to do it.
She has a strong will.
I've been hiding it, but I've been getting thick and hard hair from my right breast.
I've been pulling it out and pulling it out, and I'm really worried about it.
From the right.
There are some.
Even if I pull it out, it grows every time from the same place.
That's the only one.
That's right.
How much have you grown?
There was a time when I pulled it out this much.
But I had a job as a swimsuit, so I pulled it out, but it grew again.
But I'm growing, too.
Really?
About right 3, left 4.
That's a lot.
A little.
It's like the scene in the commercial.
That's right.
About HB.
Everyone has it.
It's fun to roll it up a little bit.
What?
I've grown it, I've grown it, I've got it, and I've got it with my nails.
It's fun.
You've grown it a lot.
I've grown it, I've grown it, I've got it, and I've got it.
If it's short, if you do it, it'll be like this.
Oh, what?
No!
I'm back.
I've had so much fun with my hair, so I'll say OK.
OK.
I'm sorry I got on.
Let's go.
Yes.
I got it.
Wow.
It feels like all of you have grown up.
The heaviest thing is that I've grown up.
Everyone has it.
It's fun.
A certain comedian kept contacting me on LINE.
That's a long time ago.
Why are there so many comedians?
That's a long time ago.
How long ago was that? 3 or 4 years?
4 years ago.
We were doing a show together.
A co-star?
Yes, a co-star.
When the show was over,
I was a little late,
but the next seat was already taken.
That's fast.
Everyone was waiting for you.
That's right.
It was a trio.
A trio?
The two of us were like, let's go.
There were other girls as well, but we were all like, let's go.
So we exchanged LINE messages.
That's how we started getting a lot of messages.
Like, let's go eat.
He was already married at the time.
He was already married to the girl he was dating at the time.
I see.
Maybe he was trying to get her to leave him.
He wasn't getting along with her at the time.
I see.
So he's married now?
He's married now.
He's married to all three of them?
No.
He's married to both of them.
Then it's not Cho-san.
It's not Cho-san.
He's married to both of them.
You haven't seen the recent comedy show.
It's the same generation.
Thank you.
That's not it.
Oh, that's a trio.
That's not it.
It was King of Contest, right?
We kept getting LINE messages right before the show.
Isn't it Shiriname? Isn't it Toyomoto?
No, it's not.
It's not Shiriname.
Isn't it Toyomoto?
It's not Toyomoto.
But it's close.
It's that line.
It's the trio that appeared in King of Contest.
It's Yoshimoto, right?
That's right.
It's not Hanako.
They went to a pretty good place.
Let's go to a convenience store.
Oh, I said it.
Don't do that.
Yes.
It's really amazing.
You're persistent.
No, it's amazing.
And it's been years.
I met him four years ago.
I was working with him.
He's a great guy.
But the content of LINE is amazing.
At that time, I did a solo live.
When I was in the unit, we all went to see it.
He invited us to the party.
We were supposed to have fun together.
But I said, I don't want to talk to everyone.
So please come out.
I want to go now.
I'm in Nagoya now.
Can I call you?
If you win the KING OF CONTEST, can you go out with me?
You really liked it when you got here, didn't you?
You really liked it, didn't you?
There are a lot of entertainers, so I thought everyone would say this.
But the other two people were invited.
I'm really serious, so I don't know what to do.
Did you get married at that time?
You didn't like it, did you?
That's right.
I don't know how to say it.
You didn't like it.
My girlfriend was there at that time.
I was dating a married man.
I didn't go well at that time, so I asked him for advice.
I asked him for advice.
You talk a lot.
I don't know.
You talk a lot.
About 4 years ago.
Okamura-san, how do you feel?
It's OK, isn't it?
I'm glad.
Because you gave me a hint about 4 years ago.
I gave you a hint about 4 years ago.
It was a surprise, wasn't it?
I don't know.
Because you said it was a surprise.
I don't know.
I made a mistake.
I was hiding it, but my family didn't have money when I was little,
so we all went to my uncle's house, which was near my house.
Wow!
What kind of family?
What do you mean by not alone?
My dad, my mom, my sister, me, and my little sister.
We are a family of five.
Five?
Your uncle's family?
Yes.
So you are like siblings?
Is that different?
It doesn't matter at all. My last name has changed, too.
Because I was adopted.
Wow!
You can do that?
So all five of you were adopted?
Yes.
So from one day on, are you going to be a grandfather?
Are you going to be a father?
I'm going to be an uncle.
An uncle?
I'm going to be an uncle, but...
You're going to be a relative?
I'm going to be a relative.
So it doesn't matter at all?
It doesn't matter at all.
Wow!
Did you live with your family?
No, my family was different, but I only had support.
Only money?
Yes.
Wow!
Is he still alive?
No, he passed away a long time ago.
What about the inheritance?
Oh, I see.
I got it all.
Wow!
Is that possible?
What prefecture are you from?
I'm from Osaka.
Osaka?
Wow!
What was the advantage of being a rich uncle?
My mom went to cook, and my kids went out to play.
Did you miss your uncle?
Did you not have a relative?
I didn't have a relative, and I didn't have a wife.
Wow!
What happened to your uncle?
My uncle was originally from Shirafuji, and he became a OO after that.
Because he went to OO?
What about your mother?
She is still OO.
Wow!
She is still OO.
Wow!
I want you to do a non-fiction.
I don't have a relative.
Did you have any doubts?
I didn't know anything.
The environment hasn't changed, has it?
I didn't even know that I was in kindergarten.
I heard it recently, and I thought that's why my name has changed.
That's right.
I didn't even go to school.
That's right.
I didn't even go to school, but it changed, and I found out for the first time.
Wow!
I'm grateful.
Wow!
OK!
Wow!
One last person!
It's the last one!
Bang! Bang!
I was hiding it.
I've been to Shinjuku Golden Gai once.
Wow!
The Golden Gai is amazing!
It's narrow, isn't it?
It's so round.
You're so cool.
Where?
There are many alleys in the Golden Gai.
Where?
Can you hide?
There are many alleys.
A narrow alley like this?
There's a hole.
Wow!
Do you happen to be someone who drinks?
Yes.
You're new to it?
Yes, I'm new to it.
I'm a new person.
Wow!
I can't stand it.
Wow!
That's a good idea.
Shoma!
It was in the middle of winter, so there was a white road.
I thought it was erotic.
I was excited.
How narrow is it?
The only way is here.
Is it between the buildings?
Yes, when people come.
Wow!
I had a good experience.
You are alive.
I want to live.
We die without knowing that.
We may have another chance.
I don't know.
You can go again, right? Take me to Golden Gai.
No, no, no.
My mother will be in pain if I raise one leg.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
It's slippery.
There is a way, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
How do you do it?
Like this.
What?
Is it like a group exercise?
What?
Do you have a joint?
You have a good posture.
What?
Can you do it?
I can do it.
It's amazing.
The wall is here.
Face the wall.
What?
It's like a monkey.
Is it a monkey?
It's amazing.
It's a surprising life.
Let's say OK.
Thank you very much.
We will do it again next time.
We will produce more contents.
Please look forward to the next time.
Midnight Wine Show
Sex
Ebisu Animal Anthem
Welcome!
Wage Baby
Panku Pong
Last Bang Bang
Shake Me Baby
Clap Clap OK
Let's Bang Bang
Sexy Sexy
It's Always Fun
Japanese Sake Hiroshi
Wait a minute
That person is
President
I don't like it anymore
I don't care
I'm more erotic than money
I like you more than a sports car
EDO, 44, MAJISU, EDM
Come on, say it to me
Tokyo, Japan
I'm desperate
If you're alive, then come on
I don't know the meaning of missing you
I'm sorry
Don't you, baby
Don't you, don't you, don't you
I love you, I love you
See you tomorrow
Let's sing together
I love you, I love you
See you tomorrow
Ah, it's no good
Make some noise!
Despacito
Silence
Time is a lie
It won't end
Mirror's lie
I'll bloom a flower at the beginning of spring
Dream, illusion, smile, yes
Like a kabuki in the night
Oh, stop my dance
No, I can't
Well, this time we sent you the death ball for an hour special
Hey, you guys are too much of an entertainer
That's true
Really
That's a lot
If you have something like that, please collect it
Yes
That's it for this time
See you next week
Bye bye
It's like taking a picture