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Today's midnight wide show will change some of the content and send an emergency press conference.
Thank you for joining us today.
We will now begin the emergency press conference for Kuro-chan and Ebisu Matsukatsu member Sae Kanzaki.
Please welcome Kuro-chan and Sae Kanzaki.
What is it?
Today, these two...
I'm not bald!
I'm not bald, and I have nothing to do with Takasaki.
Daruma?
What do you mean?
I just said Daruma because it's famous in Takasaki.
I'm sorry.
Why are you trying to say that now?
It's because I said I'm bald.
What's the basis for that?
There's no basis.
Don't look at me.
I'm filming.
Why are you saying that when you're all here?
Everyone, please calm down.
Today, these two made an important decision.
I would like to report it to everyone.
I changed the content of the program and made this happen.
First of all, could you say hello to everyone from Kuro-chan?
Everyone, today we have a rumor...
A rumor?
Dobunezume!
What is it?
Dobunezume!
Dobunezume? No, it has nothing to do with BLUE HEARTS
We'll ask
No, it's not we'll ask
In the lyrics of BLUE HEARTS, Linda Linda says it's like Dobunezume
That's why I used it
Don't look at me!
I'm filming so I can't talk
No, no, listen properly
The camera in front of you
Don't point at me
I'm sorry, are you okay?
Kuro-chan, please say hello
Today, we're busy...
What do you mean busy?
Kuro-chan, don't joke around
I'm going home
Don't go home!
It's not a mess
What is it?
Listen properly
Everyone, go shusekumi
Go shusekumi?
Go teishukumi
Otokoume
Otokoume?
No, it's not
Hiro-kun looks like my partner
Toymasu
It's not Toymasu
It's Otokoume with a big face
It looks like my old partner Hiro-kun
It's not like that
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
I'm sorry
Why were there no other members at the all-star thanksgiving party?
Why was it just Kuro-chan?
Why?
I don't think it's because she's not a star
No, no, you can't take that
The boss will be really mad
I'm not mad
No, it's not me
I wanted to be in the 3rd place
But I didn't want to be in the 8th place
Don't change the topic
No, I'm not changing the topic
I don't know why you're complaining
Please say hello
I'll be quiet
Everyone, thank you for coming today
I, Kuro-chan, Kurokawa Kihito, and Ebisumatsu Cats Kanzaki Sae
Were able to have such a happy day
Thank you so much
What's going on?
It's completely different
We want to support each other from now on
Everyone, please support us
What's going on?
It's completely different
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on
Kanzaki Sae, please say hello
Everyone, thank you for coming today
I'm sorry for the sudden announcement
We had a lot of difficulties, but we were able to have such a day
This is also thanks to the people involved and the fans
Please continue to support us
What's going on?
Please have a seat
Yamamoto Kotetsu
I'm not the Oni Coach of New Day
Are you Kotetsu-san?
No, I'm not
I didn't join Yamaha Brothers
Please excuse me
Can I continue?
Of course
We will now start the Q&A session
If you have a question, please raise your hand
After you say your name, please ask your question
Yamamoto Kotetsu
Yamamoto Kotetsu is not the Oni Coach of New Day
Part 2
That was a slip of the tongue
No, no
Do you have a question?
Yes, please
The one with the glasses
I'm Mitsuhara from Atsumi Iro Megane Shimbun
I'm Hanto Atsumi
When did you decide that you wanted to work with this person?
When did I decide?
I've known him since we met
I've known him since the beginning
How about you, Chan-san?
I...well...
I lost to him
What are you talking about?
You lost to him once
That's right
How can you say that?
What are you talking about?
I mean...
Other than Chan-san
I don't have anyone else
I've seen a lot of women
But Chan-san is the most...
Yes?
Please say your name
I'm Yoshizawa from Koppunka Sports
I'm from Thailand
You're from Thailand?
Yes, I'm from Thailand
What kind of women have you met?
Until now...
Do you remember?
I've forgotten all of them
But I've met the queen of SM
The queen of Starbucks
And...
I've met the sexy women
You've met them?
I've been to the tea club
But I've met a lot of people
And I've realized that Chan-san is the best
I'm glad
Is that okay?
Are you happy?
Yes, thank you
Do you have any more questions?
The one in the star t-shirt
I'm Kurosawa from Nihonmori Sports
I thought you wouldn't see each other again
We've met
I promised you when I took this picture
But after that...
I said it's okay to see you
I didn't say it's okay to see you
What did you say?
Did you change your mind?
You said it's okay to see you
I like you
Did you break your promise?
What do you mean?
Isn't it weird to say you broke your promise?
You said it once, so you have to keep it
Die, Otoko Ume
She said die
Dirty Otoko Ume
She said dirty Otoko Ume
Otoko Ume means salty
Are you giving it back?
She said she has a lot
Don't you have a lot?
What do you mean by not having a lot?
Don't you have a lot?
Not having a lot
What do you mean?
I don't know
I don't know, you're the one who said it
It's like, are you satisfied? I'm satisfied.
So that's the kind of relationship you have.
Is that so?
I wonder if that's the case.
I did it once.
You did it once?
What do you mean, you did it?
Don't talk to me like that, Warazori.
Who are you?
I'm the person in charge of the lolicon.
The person in charge of the lolicon?
That's a lot of talk.
It's a bit heated up.
I'd like you to tell us a little more about Warazori.
Please tell us about Warazori.
It's cute.
Does it look like Warazori?
It doesn't look like it, but it's cute even if it's Warazori.
Please answer the question.
I did it once.
What do you mean, you did it once?
I did it once this year.
What do you mean, you did it once?
It was my first experience.
It took me a long time.
What do you mean, you did it once?
I've been crying.
What did it take you?
It took me a long time.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Wait, am I a boy or a girl?
Why are you suddenly talking about Pocotin?
I'm listening to Lolicon Typhoon.
I don't know if I should say that, but I'll leave it to your imagination.
That's disgusting.
Please refrain from asking questions.
Do you have any other questions?
I'm a fan of coach Suga and Capybara.
Do you have a ring for Kuro?
A ring? I have a ring at home.
I always give it to him, but I want to give it to him at the best timing.
Do you have a ring for Hanawa?
Hanawa?
Hanawa.
Here?
I'm not a cow.
You're late.
I'm not late.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was a little late.
I told you not to give it all back.
How did you feel when you saw the white glasses?
How did I feel when I saw the white glasses?
I didn't ask you this question.
You're right.
I was scared.
You're like Seiko Matsuda.
I'm scared.
You're scared.
Have you two ever been inside?
Inside?
Where?
I'm sure you've all been inside.
Have you ever been inside?
What do you mean?
I don't want to say it like this, but you've all had experience, right?
Experience? What kind of experience?
That's sexual harassment.
Sexual harassment?
That's sexual harassment.
Why are you so close?
That's sexual harassment.
Please compare sexual harassment to sexual harassment.
I've been doing sexual harassment.
Apologize.
Why?
Apologize.
Then, I'll apologize. I'm sorry.
You didn't apologize properly.
I apologized! I didn't apologize!
If I had apologized, I would have made an example.
But I apologized. This is the power of love.
What do you mean? That's a long sentence.
I apologized, but you're complaining.
Please ask me a question.
What is it? Are you jealous of us?
What are you talking about?
Who are you jealous of?
Are you jealous of salmon?
What are you jealous of?
You don't have to be jealous of salmon.
Are you jealous of rainbow trout?
Rainbow trout is not a type of fish.
Are you jealous of octopus?
Octopus is a type of fish.
I'm not jealous.
You don't understand.
Do you have any other questions?
I have a question.
Kanzaki said something like keep.
I didn't say keep.
You said it.
I'm sorry. If I misunderstood, I'll apologize.
I said it clearly.
I didn't say keep.
I said I would confess to you if I liked you.
That's a keep.
It's a catch.
What is a catch?
If the timing is bad, it's not like that.
Are you Tetsuya Takeda?
I'm not a group B for three years.
Are you going to give it back?
I'm not going to give it back.
She said she's not going to give it back.
What does that mean?
Tell me the meaning.
You said you're not going to give it back, right?
That's weird.
I'm Sekohara.
What is that?
I'm not going to give it back.
You said you're not going to give it back.
It's a lolicon sport.
I'm a lolicon arrest.
Please apologize.
I'm sorry.
Please lower your head.
Can I lower my head?
Please apologize.
I said I'm a lolicon arrest.
Please apologize.
I said I'm a lolicon arrest.
I'm sorry.
Please lower your head.
I hit something.
The microphone hit your eye.
The microphone?
You're too excited.
Please talk in a funny way.
Is it funny?
It's not funny at all.
Do you have any questions?
Why are you wearing twin tails?
What do you mean by that?
What did you say?
It's ugly.
Why?
Please process it.
You can turn your head after processing it.
Why are you wearing twin tails?
Twin tails are...
Kuro-chan said she likes twin tails.
But she decided to put on twin tails on this special day.
You wear it especially for men.
I think it's very important for men.
You look similar with NewHalf who looks like her.
I know you look like her.
new half?
give me an answer.
please answer me.
Is that true?
I don't think it's New Harf.
It's totally different.
Who is it?
I'm Kano from Rorikon Taihou.
Kano-san.
It's not New Harf.
Do you have any evidence?
No.
Does it look like New Harf?
It looks like it.
There's someone who looks like it.
Who is it?
Why are you putting food in your mouth during the conference?
I'm not putting it in my mouth.
Put it out properly.
I'm not putting it in my mouth.
You're putting food in your mouth, aren't you?
I'm not putting it in my mouth.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Can you open your mouth?
I'm not putting it in my mouth.
She's not putting it in her mouth.
Excuse me.
Do you have any other questions?
The person in pink over there.
I'm Fujiwara from Nikkan Wrestler Taikei.
Wrestler Taikei.
When was this case decided?
It wasn't that late, was it?
It was about a month ago, wasn't it?
That's right.
I don't remember exactly, but I think it was about a month ago.
It was after this year, wasn't it?
Yes, after this year.
Are you ready?
Ms. Kanzaki, what did you think when you heard about the case?
Were you happy?
Yes, I was excited.
How excited were you?
I immediately reported it to my mother.
I'm Ichikawa from Shiodome Nanpa Sports.
What did your parents say about this case?
By the way, I heard that Kuro-chan's father is a money- laundering thief.
I'm not a money-laundering thief. I'm not a criminal.
Kanzaki-san's father is an atelier, right?
By the way, was your father a businesswoman?
What do you think?
Please make it clear.
He said he was a child of an atelier and a businesswoman.
Is a businesswoman a woman's mother?
She's bald.
She's bald?
She's bald.
She's not bald. She just has a lot of pores.
She has a lot of shoes and a lot of hair.
I have nothing to do with it.
Yoriko-san, I have nothing to do with it.
She has a lot of shoes and a lot of hair.
It's not a bad thing, is it?
Yes, I sometimes wear it.
If it's not, it's not.
My father is not an atelier.
What do you do?
I'm a carrier.
What do you carry?
It's a luggage.
What kind of luggage?
It's a person's luggage.
That's a dream and hope, isn't it?
I can't do it.
Yoriko-san, please stop.
I'm answering, so I don't have to complain.
How about Kurokawa-san's play-thieving?
I'm not a play-thieving.
I was caught once.
Kurokawa...
Kurokawa-san...
Are you okay?
Nyo-More-Sports-san.
Are you okay?
Nyo-More-Sports-san.
What's wrong with Nyo-More-Sports-san?
I'm sorry.
Please tell me properly.
I'm sorry.
What does Kurokawa-san's father do for a living?
My father works as a car insurance agent.
Is it a fraud?
It's not a fraud.
Is it a fraud?
If it's a fraud, it's a fraud.
Are you a recipient?
I'm not a recipient.
Are you a Kokekko?
No, I'm a chicken.
Why do you call me a Kokekko?
I'm not a chicken.
I'm a chicken.
I'm a Kokekko.
I'm not a Kokekko.
I don't serve tea.
I'm sorry.
You're good.
Do you have any other questions?
The blue one.
I'm Kawakami from 3P Sports.
What is it?
I'm Kawakami from 3P Sports.
Are you doing 3P's special?
That's right.
I'm doing a lot of 3P's special.
What is it?
I'm Kawakami from 3P Sports.
By the way, Kanzaki-san.
Yes.
Are you pregnant?
I'm sorry.
You're definitely putting candy in your mouth, aren't you?
I'm not putting it in.
Then why are you ugly?
Please answer.
Why are you putting candy in your mouth?
I'm not putting it in.
Is that your name?
Yes.
You sound like Becky.
What do you think of Becky?
Say it.
I think we have the same eyes.
That's not true.
I'm sorry.
Why?
I'm sorry.
Was I bad?
It's not bad.
Don't lick the candy.
I'm not licking it.
Can you open your mouth?
Put your mouth out.
I'm not eating it.
You're not eating it.
Please don't eat it.
Don't look at me.
What is it?
Who are you?
I'm Kano from Norikon Taihou.
That person is really...
I've seen him before.
Don't do that to my candy.
Don't look at me.
You're looking at me.
You're attacking my candy.
Do you have any questions?
Yes.
Are you pregnant?
I'm not pregnant right now.
What do you mean?
Do you have any plans?
Do I have any plans?
Of course, I want to have a baby soon.
Do you have any hopes?
Yes.
I want to have a baby soon.
Can I ask you one more question?
Go ahead.
I'm Kawakami from Sun Peace Sports.
It's okay.
It's a quick question.
If you have a baby,
what do you want to name your baby?
That's a good question.
I want to know.
I want to name my baby
Kun-ni or Kun-ni Saburo.
What do you think?
Does Kun-ni allow that?
I think so.
What does Kun-ni mean?
Kun-ni?
Kun-ni.
Can you write Kun-ni?
Hurry up.
It's a baby's name, right?
Yes.
Kun-ni or Kun-ni Saburo.
What does Kun-ni Saburo mean?
I can write Kun-ni Saburo,
but I can't write Kun-ni Saburo.
Please hurry up.
Please write it.
Please announce it.
Okay.
Please announce it.
Like Reiwa.
Here we go.
Here it is.
Kun-ni?
Kun-ni.
It's Kun-ni.
It means that the baby is in the womb.
Yes.
It means the baby is in the womb.
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
The baby looks pitiful.
The baby doesn't have a name.
If it's a baby with a name,
that's right.
It's pitiful.
No.
Normal babies don't have this name.
It's pitiful.
What would you do if it was a girl?
This is a boy, right?
Is this a boy?
Yes, I thought it was a boy.
Because it's a boy to be a boy.
Then what do you do if it's a girl?
If it's a girl, how do you write it?
If it's a girl, kun-ni?
Is kun-ni kun-ni?
What do you do if it's a girl?
If it's a boy, kaoru-ni-ni-ru-de-kun-ni, right?
You just answered the question, right?
Please write it if it's a girl.
If it's a girl, here.
Isn't it kun-ni for both?
Why did you write only kanji?
Isn't it kun-ni for both?
It's a kun-ni for both, right?
It's a boy, right?
It's kun-ni.
What are you doing?
If it's a girl, kaoru-ni-ni-ru-de-kun-ni, right?
It's a boy, right?
No, it's a girl.
Because it's a boy.
Kaoru-ni-ni-ru-de-kun-ni, right?
It's a boy, so it's a girl.
It's a girl, so it's a girl.
You're making it up.
How gross!
How gross is that?
Poor thing!
You're making it up.
If it's a girl, it's a girl.
That's the opposite.
I'm listening.
Please.
Please stop.
Okay, the one in yellow.
I'm Usa from PyonPyon Sports.
Is Kuro-chan important to you?
Yes, of course.
She's the only one for me.
Is it okay if I'm bald?
I'm bald, but I can only do it with Kuro-chan and him.
If you kiss in front of everyone, you'll be envious.
I won't do it.
Please forgive me.
I don't think I can do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
It seems that there are a lot of requests.
I have a request.
I want to see it.
Everyone may be attracted to me, but I'm not.
Please kiss me.
You don't have to do it here.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
Is that so?
You can't do it, but you can do it properly.
Is that a lie?
It's an important press conference, so I don't want to be exposed by kissing.
Don't you want to kiss me?
Do you want to kiss me?
It's not a French kiss, it's a deep kiss.
Please kiss me.
I have so many requests.
You can kiss a lot in the entertainment world.
Me?
Please show me.
What kind of feeling is it?
Please show me.
Now, you two.
Please show me.
Please tell me the real kiss.
I didn't understand it because of the strong dialect.
What is it?
Please tell me the real kiss.
The real kiss?
You're from Kagoshima, aren't you?
Yes.
You can't do it alone.
Please show me.
Is it like a kiss face?
Please show me.
Yes.
Please show me.
I could see it.
Thank you.
Is there any next question?
Can you do it, Rorikon?
Yes.
I'm Kano from Rorikon Taihou.
I think you two are supported by many fans.
Do you have any message for your fans?
I think the fans might be sad about this.
But I think they'll be happy.
This time.
Kanzaki, don't you think you're betraying your fans?
That's right.
Please apologize to your fans.
Please apologize to me, too.
Why?
Tokidoki Okubo.
What do you mean by Tokidoki Okubo?
You two might apologize to your fans.
Will you apologize?
Of course.
There's nothing to apologize for.
I think I made my fans wonder what's going on.
But I think I made them feel at ease because we were able to work together.
Isn't it the same for everyone?
In the end, everyone blesses you.
Who do you bless?
Who blesses?
Isn't it the fans?
Everyone says that, but I think everyone blesses.
Don't you already do it?
We were deceived by you.
We used such a waste of time.
Last time, we said we wouldn't meet again, and we met in a place we didn't know.
It was a waste of time.
We've been doing that for a long time.
You may think it's a waste of time, but it's actually...
Receipt!
I've never received a receipt.
I don't do things like that.
What do you mean?
Please return it.
I can't return the time.
This time, we had a meeting like this.
We're going to walk together from here.
I want everyone to see it.
I want you to think it's a good thing.
Isn't it a residence?
What is a residence?
It's a residence.
Is the residence here?
Are you talking about the residence?
No.
Where is the residence?
It's in Hiroshima.
Residence?
Where is the prefectural office?
The prefectural office is in Kure.
Are you talking about Hiroshima?
It's where I used to live.
What is the prefectural office?
It's in Kure.
What is the prefectural office after Kure?
What is the prefectural office?
Personal information?
Please tell us.
In the past...
Wasn't it the 3rd prefectural office?
It's been a long time ago, so I don't live there anymore.
What is the prefectural office?
I don't remember that much.
Do you really live there?
Yes, I do.
I'll report it tomorrow.
Don't do that.
You must live in a different place now.
Where do you live now?
Please tell us.
Where do you live?
Minato-ku.
Minato-ku?
Where in Minato-ku?
Minato-ku...
You live in a good place.
Thank you.
Isn't it normal to live in a good place?
You can't live in a normal place.
How old are you?
Are you still in the prefectural office?
She looks old.
I'm a magazine reporter.
Do you live together?
We live separately now.
Do you plan to live together?
We may live together.
We still have a lot to do.
What do you do?
I haven't thought about it yet.
I'm sorry.
Did your mother explain both to you?
My mother was very happy.
Don't say it like Agnes-chan-san.
Give me back my pen.
I didn't mean to...
Why? Why? Why?
That's a strong way to say it.
It's leaking.
It leaked from the bottom.
I was shocked.
Please apologize.
What? What? I didn't leak it.
I was shocked.
If you were shocked, it would leak.
It's a crime.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you leak it.
Please buy him a new one.
Me?
Yes.
How many cc?
Buy him a new one.
It's a new one.
That's all.
But it's already wet.
What did your father and mother say?
I was going to say it after this round.
What did you say?
You didn't say it?
I didn't say it.
Is that love?
Why did you say it?
Isn't it the right time to say it?
It's not love, it's a crime.
Love and crime.
It's not love, it's a crime.
What's the crime?
Don't say it like that.
What's the crime?
Is that how you use it?
What's the crime?
She said, what's the crime?
What's the crime?
You don't know what the crime is?
I'm asking you.
I should have said it.
I thought it would be better to say it after everything was over.
How is it going?
It's a crime.
It's not like that.
You can say it right now.
I'm sorry.
It's about time.
Do you have any other questions?
Do you have any?
I'm Yoshida from Tokyo Tetsunagi News.
Why did you hold hands?
Who did you hold hands with?
Where did you hold hands?
It's confirmed at the end.
Who did you hold hands with?
Where did you hold hands?
Do you hold hands every day?
Do you have a parent?
Where do you hold hands?
Where?
I was taken in front of Ganbayoku.
Ganbayoku?
Where is Ganbayoku?
Is it a private room?
Is it a spa?
It's not.
It's not a spa.
Ganbayoku at a spa is almost like having sex.
It's not.
Dorikon is probably wrong.
What kind of spa is it?
It's a place that looks like a battle field.
It's not a battle field.
How do you hold hands?
Is it a public bath?
It's not a public bath.
It's like a super battle.
Can I ask a question?
What is it?
I'm Yoshizawa from Tokyo Tezunagi News.
Who did you hold hands with?
Are you serious?
Can I ask a question?
Are you an actor?
Please answer.
Do you hold hands in a strange place?
I don't have a strange place.
Please tell me your name.
I don't have a strange place.
Please tell me your name.
What time did you hold hands?
Around 11 o'clock at night.
Isn't that too late?
It was on the way home.
Which street?
It was the street leading to the station.
How long was it?
What?
Do you need that information?
Yes, we do.
That's Komazawa street, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It was a minor street.
No, it's not.
You're having sex, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I don't have sex.
You can talk about me.
Go ahead.
May I?
I'm Yoshida from Tokyo Tetsunagi News.
I'd like to ask you one last question.
Did you stop having sex?
What do you mean?
Who are you mistaken with?
Did you have sex there?
No, I didn't.
I'm not mistaken.
Who did you hold hands with?
That's enough.
Who did you hold hands with?
You're so persistent.
Who did you hold hands with?
Give me a hint.
Was it a young actor?
Yes, a young actor.
Did you hold hands with anyone else?
I'm Kawakami from Champagne Sports.
Do you hold hands on the bed?
I'm curious about the bed.
Do you hold hands on the bed?
Every night.
Did you hold hands with anyone else?
What do you mean?
Tell me the truth.
Did you hold hands?
You're not pretty.
I did.
Thank you.
Are you strong or weak?
I'm strong.
Can I finish my story?
Thank you.
A young actor.
Do you have any more questions?
Noriko, do you have any more questions?
I have one last question.
I think both of you overcame this prank and got to this point.
Did you know that the prank was chosen as one of the most popular variety shows on Abema TV?
The most popular?
I heard that it set a great record.
Speaking of Dendo, what do you think about Dendo Vibe?
Dendo Vibe?
What do you think?
What?
I heard it's good.
What?
All of a sudden?
Dendo Vibe?
I didn't know about it.
Tell me.
I'm just curious.
Dendo Vibe?
What do you think?
Do you use it?
I'm not a fan of tools.
I want to do it with my body.
I don't use Dendo Vibe.
I only use it when I'm asked to do it.
How?
How do you do it?
Can you do it with air?
Please.
Wait a minute.
Please show us the air.
The air?
Please show us the air.
What do you mean by air?
You have it, right?
I don't know.
You don't know how to use it?
Please stop it.
What are you doing?
Please stop it.
Stop it. Where are you going?
Please stop it.
Stop it.
It's illegal.
What are you showing?
Please stop it.
Do you have any questions?
I'm going to end the hearing here.
Once again, I'd like you to make an official announcement about this case.
Are you ready?
I, Kuro-chan, or Kurokawa Kihito, will not release a song with Kanzaki Sae-san.
It's a duet song!
Kuro-chan and Chan-sae's duet song,
Koi-ga-shin, will be released!
Yay!
Chan-sae!
Everyone, you have to listen to it!
Chan-sae!
Yay!
Look!
It's like this!
Please tell us the truth!
The CD is already done!
It's already in the studio!
What is this? What time is it?
What time is it? Why did you call us out?
What is this?
What are you doing during the massage?
What are you doing?
It's a very happy thing!
Give me back my time!
What is this?
Why? Why?
You were the one who misunderstood!
What do you mean? What did I misunderstand?
Do you want to hear the press release?
What is this?
Why? Why is it like this?
It has nothing to do with us!
What did you imagine?
What is this?
Listen to me!
Let's kill him!
You can't kill him!
Why are you trying to kill him?
The criminals are confused!
You have a bad mouth.
Isn't this a wedding announcement?
What is this?
Who said that?
You just said it!
What is this?
Let's kill him!
This is violence!
Isn't this a wedding announcement?
What kind of switch is this?
Isn't this a wedding announcement?
Wait, what's going on?
Everyone is happy!
That's right!
What is this?
You all gathered here, right?
Everyone is busy.
What time do you think it is?
It's 2 o'clock.
It's almost 3 o'clock.
What did you say?
Are you just going to kill him?
Isn't this a wedding announcement?
Are you just going to kill him?
Isn't this a wedding announcement?
Are you just going to kill him?
Why are you guys booing?
Isn't this a wedding announcement?
Are you just going to kill him?
Isn't this a wedding announcement?
Are you supposed to kill him?
It's not a press conference!
You dragged it for 60 minutes.
What is this?
You dragged it for 60 minutes.
Please be quiet.
You should have dragged it longer.
You dragged it for 60 minutes.
Didn't I just say that?
Why didn't you say that?
The battery ran out.
I'm tired.
As expected.
You have a lot of patterns.
Everyone is not convinced.
You're not convinced?
Then what should we do?
You know what?
I'll let you hear it.
Inoichiban.
I'll sing it.
You're going to sing it?
Is it a good song?
Let's sing it.
It's a good song, isn't it?
It's a good song.
Everyone, look forward to it.
It's a good song.
What the-
I love you, so I'm going to steal your heart!
I pray for you every day
I can't even give you a chance to refuse
I pray to God
I can't even give you a chance to refuse
I pray to God
I call upon the God to remove these feelings
I pray to God
with razor-sharp shoulders
I pray for you every day
Xiang Shabu is too healthy
It's unstoppable
You are sexy
Now embrace me
Come here
Every day is a day off, so I'm in a good mood
Her heart is bouncing like a softball
Kiss me as many times as you want
If you cheat on me, I'll punish you
Your soft, soft, soft puzzle ball
I don't trust you
I don't like you, I don't want to be you
That's what I thought at first
But your soft, soft, soft kindness
I'm crazy about you, I won't let you go
Love is like a telepathy, it connects
I'm a mountain devil who won't run away
I can't stop us anymore
Everyday I'm a lady
I feel like a vicarin
Her armpits are like sugar salt
My hair is like jelly
Everyday I feel like a wolf
Her heart is like popcorn
It's bursting
The number of stars is my lips
The number of stars is my kiss
I'm only looking at you
This is from Miracle Lovedachine
Your so-so-so-so-so-so-so
I'm deeply in love with you
Thank you
No, no, no! Why? Why? It was so good!
Well, if you don't get it, you can't get Muscat, right?
Yes, that's right. Muscat is also in the new era!
Until the opening dash live!
Finally, after 10 days!
Monday, May 13th!
The venue is Ebisu Liquid Room from 19 o'clock!
New Muscat's first live!
Including the new song of the first performance!
More than 20 songs!
Yeah!
Everyone, please come to the venue!
Please come!
So, Midnight Wide Show is around here! See you next week!
Bye-bye!