AISubs
Despawn!
Be careful!
If you get hit, you have to tell us your secret!
Tell us your secret!
Go, Kobayashi!
Did you get hit?
What?
Did you get hit?
Mikami, did you get hit?
I didn't get hit!
Why did you pretend like you didn't get hit?
Can you tell us your secret?
I've been hiding it, but...
I've been punished by the Punishment Law.
The Punishment Law?
When did you get punished?
It was a long time ago.
Was it an accident?
I thought it was an accident.
When was it?
It was about 5 years ago.
When you were an idol?
Yes, when I was an idol.
There were a lot of things.
It was like a daydream.
A daydream?
Mikami was having a daydream.
It was like a daydream.
It was like...
You were drunk and had a daydream.
That happens.
And then...
Bunshu...
Friday and Bunshu...
Both of them...
took a picture of me.
Both of them?
Who was it?
I can't tell you.
Why not?
I can't tell you.
I'm scared.
I see.
Oh my god!
But you know...
Well, well, well...
She's a famous storyteller, isn't she?
But she was in the cold water at that time, wasn't she?
Yes, she was.
At that time, I was really scared of Bunshun-san.
She was right in front of my parents' house.
She followed me all the way to Tokyo.
Oh my god!
I was really scared.
You have to be careful.
You shouldn't go to places like that.
Yes, I'm fine now.
You don't feel guilty, do you?
No, I don't.
Oh my god!
On the contrary, you should get out of here.
Get out of here?
That's my mission.
That's right.
Today, Mikami-san is going to have a blood transfusion.
She's going to have a blood transfusion.
I was hiding it, but when Rin Matsuoka goes to a men's and women's drinking party, she always wears short pants.
Short pants.
She wears short pants and high-profile clothes.
To be honest, no one saw it.
It hurts when I see it.
I feel a little painful.
You look like you're in pain.
I'm sorry.
Because you have a good style.
I'm really into it.
It's out.
What's wrong with you?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to hug you.
What kind of hug?
Pure.
I said it was beautiful, but it's the same.
You just have to say it.
Please let me hug you.
It's okay.
She can't do it alone.
Please do something.
I'm in trouble.
If you have a big body, you'll get a lot of hugs.
He's tall.
I just saw a comment that said he's tall.
This color.
The person wearing this color.
The person wearing this color is tall.
He's tall.
Are you okay?
The person wearing blue is really tall.
He's tall too.
He's really tall.
He's tall.
Cut it.
Clean it up.
Clean up everyone's strength.
The team with the most sexual desire, gather up.
The team with the most sexual desire.
Please, teacher.
Really?
What should I do?
Um...
Go.
Nenjuu Mukyu.
That's no good.
Nenjuu Mukyu.
That's no good.
Nenjuu Mukyu.
That's no good.
I have to rest.
That's no good.
Okay.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Let's go again.
Train.
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's okay.
Can you react?
I was cool.
When it gets dark in the movie theater, I skip my nosebleed.
What kind of story is that?
What kind of genre is that?
It's not erotic.
It's just a nosebleed.
What kind of story is that?
Do you have any supplementary?
What do you mean by supplementary?
I like to watch movies alone.
That's good.
When it gets dark in the back seat,
I skip my nosebleed.
I don't know why, but it gets stuck in my head.
By the way, what movie did you skip your nosebleed recently?
I skipped my nosebleed recently.
It's Spider-Man.
Did you skip your nosebleed according to the spider?
Did you manage to skip your nosebleed with this?
I skipped my nosebleed quite a lot.
You're the worst.
Actually, I've been hiding my nosebleed.
Recently, I went to Sri Lanka with my father.
I was able to meet a politician's son there.
He was very handsome, so I appealed to him.
But he didn't seem to be interested in me.
So I asked him why.
He said I have a good family background and a good face.
He said Sri Lankans are a symbol of wealth.
So he didn't like me.
He said he wasn't interested in Japanese people.
Sri Lankan politician?
He seems to be a high-ranking politician.
I think he's amazing.
Are you going to Sri Lanka?
I'm getting older.
I want to meet a politician who is interested in marriage.
I've met a lot of people.
But he was a typical politician.
You don't get hit that often, right?
People say bad things about my body.
I don't think people say bad things about me.
I have a good face.
I'm not fat, so people say bad things about me.
I think that's why people say bad things about me.
I'm the last one.
That's right.
Again?
Really?
I was hiding it.
I'm the heart type of KASUYA MAI.
What?
What do you mean?
He showed me a picture of his heart.
He said, I'm a heart.
What?
What did you say?
I didn't show you the picture.
What did you say?
Is it true?
I was hiding it.
I was like, I'm a heart.
What?
MAI.
I was like, what shape is this?
Is it true?
I was like, what shape is this?
He said, I'm a heart.
What are you doing?
What are you researching?
Do you want to know?
Her body is beautiful.
Her butt is bulging.
I'm interested in her.
What shape am I?
That's it.
Is it okay?
No.
That's it.
Every time.
I was hiding it.
When I was lonely, I had sex with him once in private.
Only once?
Is he your boyfriend?
No, he's not.
What kind of relationship?
How do you know each other?
We were bandmates.
Bandmates?
Are you guys in the same band?
No, we're not.
We're from different bands.
By the way, what's your partner's name?
I don't know.
Thank you for your story.
OK!
Who's the last one?
What's this?
There's a lot.
I was hiding it.
I found a used one from my parents' room.
It's my brother's.
I smelled it.
That's a bit too much.
That's unexpected.
Does it smell like salt-pickled XXX?
It smells a bit like XXX.
It's the autumn season.
Autumn XXX.
Isn't it over if you throw it away?
My brother probably used the salt-pickled XXX in my room.
He was probably embarrassed to throw it away.
My parents were there, too.
I was in Tokyo, so I put it in my closet.
I found it, smelled it, and gave it back to him.
You gave it to your brother?
He was sleeping on the kotatsu.
I put three of them next to my head.
What kind of siblings are they?
That's amazing.
What did your mother say?
She said, what is this?
Your parents don't know, do they?
I gave it to my brother, who was embarrassed to throw it away.
That's amazing.
That's disgusting.
It's not like that for my brother.
That's disgusting.
It's disgusting to throw it away.
That's amazing.
It was a big shock.
This segment will continue.
Please watch it.
The final show of the last variety show of Heisei.
Who are you talking to?
The final show of the last variety show of Heisei.
There are only 5 days left of Heisei.
This is the final show of the last variety show of Heisei.
We're going to do something that the next generation won't be able to do.
We've prepared a dangerous game.
Compliance is getting more and more strict.
It's the last show of Heisei.
What are we going to do this time?
Look over there.
Is that what you're listening to?
Maybe it's a transmission error.
This is the contestant.
It's this person.
Please come in.
I'm Harusaki's knee-loving brother.
This time, we're going to play tag with Kuro-chan.
This is the last show of the last variety show of Heisei.
We're here. We're here again.
So, we're here. You know what's going to happen, right?
Do you know?
What?
You don't know?
What?
What do you think of the leader?
Don't you think he's a good leader?
What do you think?
Wow!
I love Harusaki's knees.
Especially Yua-chan and Moko-chan.
Who else was there?
Virgin?
Which one?
Yua-chan's knees are good, too.
I'm looking forward to Hatsumono!
Press the button!
Hatsumono!
We have to do this in peace, or we won't be able to do it later.
Let's have a little more fun.
Mita-san?
Where are you, Mita-san?
Mita-san!
Mita-san, don't cry!
Mita-san, are you okay?
You haven't done anything yet.
Mita-san?
I don't have a good feeling about this, but I'll do my best.
I won!
Not yet!
The rules!
Follow the rules!
The rules!
Are you going to run away from me?
So cute!
Are you going to run away?
I'll do my best!
Just relax!
Do your best!
Don't lose, Mita-san!
Mita-san, you can do it!
Don't run away!
I'll do my best!
We're about to start the show, but before we do that,
we have some special announcements.
Our guest is here!
A star is here.
I was busy, so I came here just for the start signal.
That's amazing.
This is really...
I heard there's a fee for this show.
Yes, there is.
Are you already here?
I'm still a little...
You're late.
No, the number of times is good, and this show has a little money.
That's right.
Oh, it's here.
Everyone, the guest is here.
Please.
Oh, it's here.
It's here! It's here!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you wait. Thank you.
What?
It's here!
What? Be quiet!
Just say your name.
I'm Naomisa Shin-Osaka.
Naomisa Shin-Osaka is here!
Thank you for coming today.
I want to eat katsudon.
You haven't eaten yet?
No.
Are you tired?
I'm tired.
Aren't you sleepy?
You're a fan of Kun-nii-san, right?
I'm a big fan.
I'm glad to hear that.
Can I have the start signal?
It's starting with Naomisa Shin-Osaka's signal.
Can I have an energy drink before the show?
Energy drink?
Watch this.
Naomisa Shin-Osaka's energy drink.
This is the power of Heisei.
Let's go.
Bring it to me.
Naomisa Shin-Osaka, please.
Heisei's last Kun-nii hide-and-seek.
It's starting.
Start!
It's starting!
Who is it?
It's starting!
Who is it?
It's starting!
3 people left!
2 people!
Where are 2 people?
2 people!
2 people left!
2 people!
It's a tradition of mascots to do stupid things with all their might.
The last knee attack of the Heisei Era by Kuro- chan.
It's a tradition of mascots to do stupid things with all their might.
No, I'm okay!
7SENSES!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
You guys are fast!
Everyone is fast!
Energy drink!
Go away!
Alice!
Alice, where are you?
Let's play hide-and-seek.
What?
What's going on?
Yellow!
What's going on?
What? What?
Stop it!
Stop eating cabbage!
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
No! Kuran-chan!
Kuran-chan, no!
You can't do that!
Rika-chan! Rika-chan!
This cabbage is delicious!
This is the cabbage from the farm!
The cabbage from the farm!
Rika-chan!
The cabbage from the farm!
Rika-chan!
Rika-chan was caught!
Sensei!
Are you okay?
Mayonnaise is...
Rika-chan was caught!
Wait, wait!
Wow, it looks like a squirrel!
That's enough!
Rika-chan, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
No, no, no!
Run away! Run away!
That's enough!
No!
Wow!
This corner!
Wow!
Did you go to the 3rd one?
Wow!
Did you go to the 3rd one?
Look!
2 people!
No!
Even Akan, you're such good girl!
Are you a good girl?
Anne of Green Gables!
What happened, Anne of Green Gables?
Anne of Green Gables!
Ahhhh!
What?
Oh my god!
Kurokawa-san!
Hi!
Chansai-san! Chansai-san is being caught!
Chansai-san!
It's big!
What's that?
It's big!
Run!
What's that?
Chansai-san!
What's that?
It's so big!
Chansai-san!
Chansai-san is being caught!
It's big!
Chansai-san!
Are you sleepy?
I'm sleepy.
I'm full.
I'm full, but I'm sleepy.
Let's go to bed.
Everyone is sleeping now.
Kuro-chan is sleeping, so it's okay.
It's cute!
Come here!
It's cute!
Everyone is cute!
It's cute!
It's like Shanshan!
It's cute!
Let's go to bed.
I'm tired.
I'm sleepy.
It's cute.
It fell asleep.
What?
Kuro-chan's weakness is cucumbers.
It's cucumbers.
If you put cucumbers in your mouth while you're sleeping,
you won't be able to get up.
You'll lose your power.
Really?
Now, the hero!
Someone do it for her!
Everyone!
Cucumber!
You can do it!
Everyone is holding a cucumber.
If you put cucumbers in your mouth, you'll be able to get up.
Put the cucumber in your mouth.
Isn't that too much?
You can do it!
Are you okay?
Be quiet.
She is sleeping.
Grab the cucumber with the skin of your mouth.
It's okay.
Be quiet.
I'm sorry.
She is sleeping.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It is not a pig.
I have to wear my underwear.
I'm in the middle of a shoot.
Take off your underwear.
Mito, are you okay?
She's gentle.
She's gentler than I thought.
Slowly.
She might fall asleep.
Did she fall asleep?
Mito!
Mito is here!
Help me!
Run away!
Help!
Run away, Mito!
Move!
Just a bit!
Mito!
Run away, Mita-san!
Ah, it's hot!
Tuna! Tuna!
Hey, Kuro-chan! It's me! It's me!
Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
Hey! Hey!
Kuro-chan!
Come here!
Old lady! Old lady!
You're mistaken!
I'm not mistaken!
It's the old lady!
Old lady!
It's not her, right?
It's not her!
It's not!
Old lady!
I'm not mistaken!
I'm not mistaken, right!
Hey, it's hot!
I'm not mistaken!
Old lady!
Hey!
I'm not mistaken!
It's not her, right?
It's not her!
It's not!
Oh, this!
This is a great old lady!
A great old lady!
Huh? Mita-san, did you see her?
Did you see her?
What's going on?
Mikasa!
Oh no!
Mikasa!
Yuu!
It's all right.
Yuu!
No way!
Nii-chan!
You did it!
Oh no!
Mikasa is angry!
She's angry!
Oh no!
What's going on?
It's so intense!
Chie!
Chie! Run away!
What's she doing?
Oh, my goodness!
What's going on?
You did it!
Power up!
Here!
Mi..Mi..Mikasa!
Mi..Mikasa!
Where did it go?
There it is!
I got it!
Someone is waiting for me!
It suddenly flew away!
Did it disappear?
Run away!
It's coming!
It's amazing!
It's coming!
Someone is coming!
Run away!
It's coming!
Run away!
Run! Run!
No!
Run! Run!
Face! Face!
Run! Run!
Face! Face!
No!
Someone do it!
Run!
No!
Mito! Mito! Where is Mito?
Mito! Mito!
Help! Mito!
Mito! Mito is crying!
Where is Mito? Where is Mito?
Mito! Mito!
Mito! Mito! Are you okay?
Mito! Mito!
What's wrong? Mito! Mito!
Akira, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
You're caught!
What's wrong?
I'm caught!
You're caught!
I'm in trouble!
Sorry!
You're caught!
What did you say?
I don't like it, but you'll see.
I put cucumbers in it, but it doesn't get weak!
Amazing!
That's right, you put cucumbers in it!
You're a liar!
Mita-san, what's going on right now?
I don't know!
What's going on right now?
I'm being caught!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What about cucumbers?
Cucumbers?
Try putting cucumbers in it!
It doesn't work!
Cucumbers don't work?
They don't work?
Try putting cucumbers in it!
If you put cucumbers in it, it gets weaker.
How is it?
It's cute, it's cute!
What's going on?
I'm not going to die!
You're not going to die?
If you put cucumbers in it, it should get weaker.
You're not going to power down?
Huh?
I'm already used to it.
You're already used to it?
Hurry up!
If you put a lot in it, it'll be fine!
Look, look!
It should stop!
Look, look!
How is it?
What's wrong?
What's wrong, everyone?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with your arm?
I'm drooling!
What?
I'm drooling!
I see.
But she's pretty tired.
It's almost time.
30 seconds left!
What's wrong?
Kunii, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm sad because everyone hates me!
I'm sad!
Aren't you a little pitiful?
Everyone says it's gross.
I'm not a bad kid.
Are you okay?
I want to get along with everyone!
I can't see you anymore!
Of course, I feel bad for Kuro-chan, who has been doing this for the show.
I can't see her anymore!
Don't lick her!
Listen!
Don't lick her!
I want to get along!
Don't lick her!
I want to get along with you!
Say you're sorry to everyone!
Don't lick her!
Let's shake hands!
Let's get along and finish this!
I don't want this to end in a bad way.
First, let's shake hands.
Say, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why?
I'm sorry.
Why? You said you wanted to make up.
I'm sorry.
I'm apologizing.
Thank you.
Who's better?
Who?
Me.
I'm bright.
Don't lick me.
Look, she's shaking hands with the teacher.
What's wrong, Kagami?
Look at her face.
She's cute.
I'm sorry.
Don't kiss her.
I'm sorry. Let's get along.
Let's get along.
What are you doing?
She's here.
She's angry.
Why? We're friends.
What are you doing?
Kanzaki, who loves Kuro-chan, is angry.
Kissing is...
a thing to do.
I knew it.
Kissing is weird.
What?
It's weird, isn't it?
You were going to kiss her, weren't you?
No, no. I was going to make up with her.
You were going to kiss her, weren't you?
It was close, wasn't it?
You were half-kissing.
I'm sorry.
I said too much.
I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?
Let's make up.
Making up is...
not a kiss.
You shouldn't do that in front of so many people.
Let's kiss.
Your blusher grew.
Will you come back?
This is the last time.
I won't come back.
Who do you want to kiss?
Who?
Then close your eyes.
Can I?
Do you want to kiss?
Yes.
You want to kiss Sae, right?
Yes.
Do you want to kiss?
Yes.
Then close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Close my eyes?
Open your eyes when I say yes.
I'll kiss you first.
Close your eyes.
Yes.
Close your eyes.
What?
Close your eyes.
Yes.
Why? Why? Why?
A man! A man in a cage!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Yashiro-san?
Why are you doing that?
I'm sorry.
I'll do it tomorrow.
A man! A man in a cage!
Run away!
A man! A man in a cage!
Run away!
It doesn't matter if you're a virgin or not.
All teenagers are virgins.
For more information, please go to the official website of Muscat.
Everyone, come and play!
A man! A man in a cage!
I have an announcement to make.
You all know that Sora Aoi announced her pregnancy last year, right?
Yes!
Right after that, she came to see Muscat's live performance.
I'm sure you all talked about this, but what did you talk about, Kana Yume?
When I saw Sora Aoi's blog and heard about her pregnancy announcement, I was really surprised and moved.
I couldn't help but talk to her.
At that time, I said,
It's always hard for me to talk to her because she's my senior and I respect her, but when I talk to her with courage, I'm actually pregnant with twins.
I was really happy.
I was really encouraged by the fact that she had the courage to announce it in the same profession as us. Thank you very much.
I see. You were encouraged.
Sora Aoi, who is a mother of twins, has been closely following the pregnancy announcement for three months.
It's full of her determination and messages, so please take a look.
One, two.
Aoi, please do your best!
Thank you for your hard work.
Actually, I have a job offer for Ms. Ishioka.
I'm going to introduce the most beautiful women in the world.
I'm going to introduce the 100 most beautiful women in the world.
Among them, I got an offer from Muscat to appear on the show.
Is that so?
Ms. Ishioka has surpassed Mr. Satomi Ishihara in the ranking.
Is that so?
So I'm under a lot of pressure to appear on the show.
What do you think of such a program?
I don't know until I check the schedule.
Oh, I see. I'll check the schedule.
If it's convenient for you.
Yes, if it's convenient for me.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yahoo! I did it!
Spring is really scary.
It's a scary season.
It's a season when that kind of thing comes out.
It comes out. You shouldn't look at it.
It's better than Satomi Ishihara.
No way.
Goodbye.
Yahoo!
Shushu, shushu, shushu.
Shushu, shushu.