AISubs
It's almost April.
If you're spacing out, you'll get stung by bees!
Jumping Bee
Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on, baby!
Pomonagi!
Abema! Please keep watching us!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on, baby!
Tatsumi!
If you don't watch, I'll kill you!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on, baby!
Mikami!
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Come on, let's start Muscat Paradise
Does love hurt? It feels good
I can't stop Muscat Paradise
I want to shout out, Tension B
When you notice, it's too late
Jumpin'
We are Jumpin' Me
We are M-U-S-C-A-T-S
Tonight, we started with Ebisu Muscat's Jumpin' B
Let's go tonight too!
Ebisu Muscat!
No! No! No!
MASHITAKEDO DEATH BALL!
I'm gonna do it!
Ready?
Go!
Oh, my God!
The camera is picking up your boobs!
Oh, my God!
It's not a camera for that!
Why are you always opening your mouth?
What are you looking at?
What kind of people are in the camera?
What? What? What?
Oh, my God!
Stop!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What's wrong?
What's that?
That person is really a spy.
I've never seen it before.
I'm a spy.
Is it okay for you to be a spy?
I'm not good at communicating with people.
Are you doing it?
I'm not good at communicating with people.
Please do it.
Please stop talking.
Let's start.
Don't tell me a secret.
Let's start.
I don't think so.
It comes out of nowhere.
Fujiwara-san has recently started working at a fish shop.
What's wrong?
There's a scale in my nail.
What are you talking about?
Can you handle fish?
I'm in the process of removing the scales, cleaning the stomach, and removing the liver.
What kind of fish did you handle recently?
It's a goldfish.
It's a delicious season.
It's a high-class fish.
It's a delicious season.
I feel like there's something going on.
I've been hiding it.
I sent a thank-you message to Rin Matsuoka for her dance practice.
It's not registered yet.
It's not registered.
I sent it to Mr. Ishioka and Mr. Matsuoka.
Mr. Ishioka replied to me saying, good luck.
But Mr. Matsuoka hasn't registered it yet.
That's a little...
Is it me?
I don't know.
When I was told, is it me?
Who's wrong?
Is it me?
I can't help it.
It's the worst thing I've ever done in Adachi.
Let's say it's over.
I've been hiding it.
When I was in high school, I threw away my friend's bag.
Where did you throw it away?
I threw it away when I was kicked in the river.
It's different from being kicked in the river.
I threw it on the bank.
It's close to the bank, so it's rough.
Did you throw it in the river?
No, it's in the river.
I have a lot of money.
Go home.
It's different.
It's a debt.
It's different.
You're a fool.
Don't say that.
Mr. Matsuoka is OK.
Adachi was more scared.
I'm scared.
You can choose the guest now.
I wonder what's going on with their relationship.
I'll tell you about their relationship.
I've been hiding it.
Well...
Shirafuji-chan?
Yes, Shirafuji-chan.
She's doing a pop-up where you can watch her just by going to a restaurant.
That's great!
Hey!
She's doing a pop-up where you can watch her just by going to a restaurant.
What's that?
No.
What?
She's doing a pop-up where you can watch her just by going to a restaurant.
A friend?
Yes.
How old is she?
27.
She's a dirty old man.
I'm not.
I'm not?
I was talking about it when we had a party at Muscat.
I'm a tall guy.
What?
I'm a tall guy.
You're not a tall guy, are you?
I'm not a tall guy.
I'm a tall guy.
I was talking about it.
You're not her boyfriend, are you?
No.
But you're doing a pop-up where you can watch her.
Yes.
What?
I'm a dirty old man.
You're not a dirty old man.
You're a dirty old man.
I'm not.
You're a dirty old man.
You're a dirty old man, too?
I wasn't proud.
You were.
Just admit it.
Am I?
This is my friend, Kagura.
You did it?
I was surprised that she talked about that.
She's really proud of herself.
She says she afraid that there would be an accident.
Don't change the subject.
Thank you very much.
You two are the worst.
You are old man.
You should admit it.
You are old man.
You can't sit next to him.
I got it from a dirty old man in a slipper.
It's dirty.
I got it from a dirty old man in a slipper.
OK.
What is it?
Go.
OK.
Please.
It's the youngest.
Well.
I was hiding it.
When I was a high school student,
I was dating a man in K-age.
A high school student?
K-age?
You were dating a man in K-age.
I was dating a man in K-age.
I see.
I can't ask you detail.
Are you a salaried worker?
I'm a salaried worker.
You were dating a man in K-age.
That's what you are.
What?
What? What?
What's wrong, Nara-san?
Did you see something?
What?
You're going sideways.
You're playing with frames.
You're playing with frames!
Where did you find that?
You idiot!
You're playing with frames!
You should work part-time and pay the money!
You're making me laugh.
What are you doing?
You don't remember that?
What are you doing?
You're laughing at me.
Don't touch me again!
Get back!
Apologize to Mitsuru-san.
I'm sorry.
Please go back to your seat.
It's okay. You're 36 years old.
Let's say okay.
It's great that you're 36 years old at 16.
It's the most fun to be told a lot of things.
Let's go.
Do you want to hear it?
Do you have it?
Really?
If you have it, say it.
I was hiding it.
Who did you say hello to?
What do you see?
I have a black hip joint.
Let's go.
Momo.
Let's go.
I got it.
You touched the ball.
Thank you very much.
What is it?
You got a divorce.
You look like a person who had a wedding.
In the Heian period.
You got a divorce?
No, I didn't.
I was hiding it.
I went to Shimura's birthday party.
I said, please give me this year's stage.
And then?
I was laughed at and deceived.
That's too bad.
See you next year.
Mr. Shimura's big pipe.
But I will continue to say until summer.
Please use me.
I will support you.
Mr. Shimura, please.
I only have Mr. Shimura.
Please.
OK.
Mr. Shimura's pipe is strong.
Are you wearing glasses?
What's wrong?
I'm wearing glasses today.
This is a real glasses.
Does it hurt your eyes?
It's similar.
It's not painful.
This is a real glasses.
This is an old glasses.
I'm wearing glasses.
There is a technique.
It's like a thick milk.
Throw it quickly.
I'm wearing glasses.
What's wrong?
It's a unique way of throwing.
Go.
Did you hide it?
I didn't hide it.
Mr. Nanako Miyamura's Twitter video is strange.
What is it?
I'm wearing stockings.
What is it?
It's a fake.
What is it?
It's a fake.
It's true.
I'm wearing stockings.
I want to hide my face.
What is it?
After the commercial, the wife, friend, and woman police are screaming.
If you don't watch it, I'll kill you.
Actress Aki Fujiwara's defeat.
Ongoe Championship
Hey!
You guys!
Applause!
Why are you calling me?
Give me a big hand!
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
Can I proceed?
Yes, please.
This tournament is about how important it is to have a loud voice to become an actress.
By the way, this is a project that Fujiwara-san brought.
That's right!
When you guys hear the voice during the recording, it's so small!
It's a screen-sized voice!
It's okay if it's a screen-sized voice.
You guys want to stand on the stage, right?
You want to stand on the stage, right?
But I want to be an actress.
You guys!
I'll make you stand on the stage!
Kawakami!
You want to stand on the stage, right?
I don't really...
You want to stand on a big stage, right?
I want to do a live performance on a big stage with everyone.
You guys!
Let's stand on a big stage!
For that, we need a voice!
By the way, Fujiwara-san, where is the biggest stage you've ever been on?
It's the Blue Theater in Roppongi.
Blue Theater?
It's about 500 square meters.
It's a big theater, isn't it?
500 square meters is big for a play.
By the way, what stage did you do recently?
The title is...
Luster Cannon.
It's Luster Cannon!
Which theater did you do Luster Cannon?
At Densho Hall in Shibuya.
Densho Hall?
How about Capa?
It's 300 square meters.
It's big.
It's easy to see, isn't it?
It's about 300 square meters.
I want to be an actress, honestly.
You want to be an actress, don't you?
Fujiwara-san, how many plays did you do last year?
I did 7 plays.
That's a lot.
She did 7 plays.
I'm an actress with pride.
Fujiwara-san, how loud do you want to be on stage?
I want to shout from the top of the 30-story building and reach the bottom.
Do you need that loud?
I can reach the bottom.
It's different when it's big.
It's about 300 square meters, isn't it?
I see.
Can you show us a sample?
Of course.
I'm an actress.
Can you show us a sample?
Of course.
An actress will show you a sample.
What's the theme?
Anything.
It's an improvisation.
It's cool.
It's different from being an actress.
It's a story about breaking up with an unrequited lover.
You don't want to break up, but you shout it out loud.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Can I do it?
Are you ready?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
I'm holding it.
It's very painful!
Good bye!
The object looks wide.
It's 144 cm.
How is it?
According to this table, 140 dB is the engine sound of a jet plane.
Thank you very much!
Is your throat okay?
It's totally fine.
Totally fine?
You guys can do this much, right?
I see.
Her face is big.
What?
Her face is big.
I want to say she looks like an actress, but she doesn't look like an actress.
She looks like an actress!
She's pretty ugly.
What?
You guys are uglier!
No, no.
No, no, no.
I think it's better to have a big face.
By the way, Ikkei-san's face is really big.
It's okay. This is a stage face.
This is a stage face.
It might be a stage face.
What?
Hey, Momonagi.
What?
Come out, ugly.
What?
Ugly?
What?
Do you have something to say?
No.
I might not look like an actress.
That's right.
You're ugly.
I'm not ugly.
You're not ugly.
Why?
You look like a pig.
You're ugly.
Shut up!
Which one is a pig?
You look like a pig.
What's wrong, Akami?
Nothing.
What?
Do you have something to say?
No, I don't have anything to say.
You...
You're getting older every time we meet.
That's not true.
You're getting older every time we meet.
You want to stand on a board, don't you?
On a board?
On a board.
I don't know what a board is.
I'll train you.
I'll have Fujiwara-san train you.
Fujiwara-san will watch your performance today.
I see.
If you're chosen.
Which one should I choose?
I see.
You're an actress.
Do you have something to say?
You're an actress.
Okubo-san has never won a prize of 500 yen.
By the way, this time, everyone's performance will be measured in decibels.
Like actress Fujiwara-sensei, the decibels will exceed 120 decibels.
This is the first time she's been recognized as an actress.
How many decibels will everyone get?
Okubo-san has never won a prize of 500 yen.
It's hard to win a prize of 500 yen.
Okubo-san is from a troupe.
I see.
You like the host's man.
Yes.
It's a quiet performance.
It's not funny at all.
I said it's not funny at all.
I was angry.
Love is scary.
Love is blind.
It was a quiet performance.
I've only won a prize of 200 yen.
I've won a prize of 500 yen.
Who will go first?
Who? Please choose, Sensei.
I see.
Who?
I'll choose someone who looks good.
Yoshino.
Me?
Come on out.
She looks confident.
Don't make a face like Manta.
A face like Manta is popular on stage.
It's a compliment.
Is Manta's face good?
Manta's face is good.
It's wide on the side.
She's using the stage.
She's using it widely.
Manta Yoshizawa's situation is on her way home from the graduation ceremony.
She can't confess her feelings to the person she loves.
So, she shouts loudly.
How loud will she shout?
It must be her favorite senior.
What do you think?
Hurry up and turn on the switch, idiot.
Cockroach.
Cockroach?
You have to turn on the switch quickly.
She's a strict director.
Let's go.
Ready, action.
I'm sorry.
But...
I don't know what to say.
Why can't you say it?
I feel sorry for you.
It's hard.
But...
When we meet again someday...
I want to be a woman with a path.
I'll do my best.
I'm excited.
67 decibels.
What's wrong with this?
I couldn't see the skin.
I have to keep my eyes away from the skin.
That's great.
Can I ask you a favor?
I want to see the skin.
Let's see the skin together.
How do you express the skin?
Ready, set, go!
Is it a butterfly?
There is such a hotness.
What is that play?
There is such a hotness.
Even after graduation.
I love you.
Sensei, are you okay?
It was a record.
176 points.
Sensei's record is higher than before.
I can still see it.
Did you see it? It was over there.
Sensei, why did you eat it first?
Why did you laugh?
What is that?
I remember the fun memories.
I can't remember it.
I remember the fun memories for 3 years.
You have to do this much.
Sensei's level is different.
Did you understand?
I was surprised.
What are you going to do next?
Next.
Momonogi is annoying.
Let's go to him.
Sensei showed it to me.
Do you want to exceed your limit?
Momonogi came back to the countryside after a long time.
Momonogi is relaxed in the nature in front of him.
Momonogi shouts.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready.
Start.
Momonogi is relaxed in the nature in front of him.
It feels good.
I don't have to contact anyone anymore.
I'm going to quit my job.
I wonder if anyone is there.
I'm going to quit my job.
I did my best.
How was the play?
Yasuko said it, but there are many explanations.
I can't say that no one is there.
I can see it with my eyes.
It's amazing that she's standing on the board.
Get out of the way.
I'm sorry.
I can't see anyone with a good talent.
There is no one who is facing the stage.
Fujii.
It's you.
Fujii has a unique voice.
That's right.
Are you okay?
Fujii is playing the role of a princess.
Today was supposed to be a home party.
She found a dead body in the living room and screamed.
Suspense.
I want to be a partner.
It looks good on you.
Let's start.
Get ready.
Let's go.
It reminds me of the tragedy of W.
She's got talent.
If you polish it, it'll shine.
She can do it.
Let's move on.
Mikami!
I'm a little worried about her acting.
I want to see her acting.
She's stupid.
Mikami, who is stupid, is playing the wife of a gokudo.
She's going to hit her husband who killed her husband.
Did you understand?
Yes.
Are you okay?
Let's go.
Are you ready?
Start!
What did you do to my husband?
Mikami!
42 decibels!
Can you explain what just happened?
What's going on?
What's this?
The button was pressed!
I don't know.
She opened the button.
My important husband was killed.
What did you do to him?
What's the origin of that word?
Hakata?
Tai?
What did you do to him?
What's Tocchan?
Tocchan is...
I've never heard of it.
It's like Uma-chan.
The next person to audition is...
A monster.
A monster?
There's no monster.
I'm sorry.
Monster 2.
There's 1 and 2.
2, come out.
Monster 2.
Monster 2 is fine.
There's 1 and 2.
Who was 1?
It's the usual 1.
Monster 2 is on the side of justice to protect the earth.
She'll take a transformation pose and scream in front of the strongest enemy.
I'll start.
Ready, start!
Is this justice?
I'll transform.
Transform!
I'm scared.
Let's go!
Wow!
What's the decibel?
125 decibels!
That's amazing!
He's not a villain.
He's a hero of justice.
He had a voice.
125 decibels is amazing.
He had a voice.
I'm going to transform!
Natsuki!
Natsuki-chan?
Natsuki-chan wants to be an actress.
That's right.
Do you want to be an actress?
Yes, I want to be an actress.
Natsuki, who wants to be an actress, plays the heroine of the Edo period.
She has a lot of money.
She pretends to be a heroine of the Edo period.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Don't do that.
Don't touch me.
If you have guts, do it with me!
She passed the test.
What did you say at the end?
I was ready to pass the test.
Hey, you are old.
She is right.
Why do you have it?
I see.
You don't use it.
Tools are the same as your body.
I have to use it.
How do you use it?
I will use it.
Let's get started.
Get ready, start.
She entered the room with her face.
She is trying to play with me.
What?
She pulled out a sword.
You.
I am DARK HEART.
You.
You are 100 years younger than me.
Wow.
She is amazing.
She is 121 years younger than me.
She is a little younger than me.
Her facial expression changes.
I can see that.
She performs 7 shows a year.
She doesn't take a break.
How much do you get for one-day tickets?
I get 10,000 yen for one-day tickets.
Do you practice for a month?
Yes, I do.
Do you get money for practice?
I don't get money for practice.
I get money for practice.
What do you do for a living?
I work at a Japanese-style izakaya.
Do you work with fish?
Yes, I work with fish.
I fish every day.
Next is KANO YURA.
KANO YURA.
Do you think you can escape?
I don't think so.
You are shaking.
You look like a kid.
She praised me.
You are cute.
KANO YURA came to the second audition of Tetsuya Takeda.
He will perform in front of Tetsuya Takeda as a judge.
Let's start.
Start.
Takeda sensei is...
Takeda sensei is laughing.
He is so wimpy.
Maruchan!
She is so wimpy.
73 decibels.
Maruchan is so wimpy.
Takeda sensei is so wimpy.
Can you show us one more time?
Maruchan!
She is so wimpy.
Have you ever seen Takeda sensei?
She is so wimpy when she goes to the goal.
Is she wimpy?
Yes, she is.
That was good. Is she wimpy?
Her eyes are shaking.
Her eyes are shaking?
Because the audience is looking at her like this.
If her eyes are shaking, her eyes will go up and down.
Is it okay?
Her eyes are not shaking.
Let's start.
Ready, start.
Takeda sensei is so wimpy.
Maru-chan!
Let's pretend this never happened.
Kanzaki!
Come out.
I wonder.
Kanzaki confessed his feelings to Kuro-chan.
He's still in love with Kuro-chan.
He's shouting out his love for her.
This is real.
This is easy.
I'm ready.
Ready, set, go!
Did you cut your hair today?
He's coming.
Next time
I'm in love with Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan is a little bit shy.
She is a little bit shy.
But she is so shy.
She is so shy.
Kanzaki, your mouth is not smooth.
Your mouth is not smooth.
I'm sorry.
Your mouth is not smooth.
I'm sorry.
There is no good person.
I think so.
There is someone.
It's Usa-chan.
Usa-chan.
She is hiding.
Usa-chan is about to cry.
Usa-chan talked to someone in the yard.
The owner of the voice was a cat.
What will happen to Usa-chan?
Ready, start!
I can hear something.
What is it?
Who is it?
Together?
What?
26.
Son-chan, your voice is...
When I talk with my throat while I'm yawning, my throat is open.
And I put strength in my tongue.
And I close my butthole.
You say that a lot, don't you?
Let's make her do it.
Are you ready?
I'll do it after you.
A, E, I, U, E, O, A, O.
Ka, Ke, Ki, Ku, Ke, Ko, Ka, Ko.
I see.
She's doing it well.
Mihiro, you're an actress, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're an actress, aren't you?
You cry easily, don't you?
I'll do my best.
Mihiro, a lonely girl, and her only friend, Inuno- Chiro, are taken by a rich man.
But they came back to Mihiro.
I love this kind of scene.
I can use my ring finger.
Let's start.
Ready, start!
Isn't she good at it?
She's good at it.
She's crying.
She's going to cry.
I have a question.
Where is Chihiro?
I forgot.
You forgot.
You were too focused on crying.
I think crying right away is a weapon.
Where is Baba?
Baba?
There was another Baba.
Is he taking a break?
Everyone is making a road.
Baba is coming out.
The road is amazing for Baba.
Baba is coming out.
She is a classmate of a high school girl.
One day, she ran in a hurry and collided with a high school boy.
Her body changed.
I love that world view.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's get started.
Are you ready? Start.
She is good.
Check it out.
Matsunari Yusaku-san
That's amazing
Ok, ok, that's it
Wasn't the acting great?
It was great
Are you a high school girl?
It's a bit more like Capybara
What did you have when you walked in the beginning?
It's a book
You brought the information for tomorrow
It's a bit difficult
I didn't look like a high school girl
Next is
Kobayashi
You act, right?
I do
About 100 people
You do it in a small place
300 people
Keiji Kobayashi chases the killer
He chases the killer and shouts
Let's start
Ready, start
That's good
Are you ok?
You
I wanted to kill you forever
This is a big one
I'm not good at holding a gun
How do you hold a gun?
I hold a gun like this
I see
I hold it like this
I see
You hold it like this
How do you hold it?
It's weird
It's like a gun
I see
Can you show us your gun?
You are amazing
You can move
It's cool
You can use it widely
Let's do it
Ready
Start
It looks cool
The way you look at it
It's a storage room
It's useless
You have to be careful
You have an amazing eye
I see
I found it
Even if the law forgives you
I will never forgive you
I found it
What are you doing?
Who are you?
I'm sorry
You're a crab!
A crab?
I'm sorry
Who's bald?
What are you filming?
I'm sorry
What are you filming?
I'm sorry
You're ugly
I'm sorry
She was making a fuss
I'm sorry
She was making a fuss
So the three of you...
I'm sorry
You look like Penicillin
Penicillin?
I'm sorry
Shut up!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry
I'm scared
Calm down
Hey, mister
Did you make a fuss?
He's back
I'm begging you!
I'm sorry
Shut up!
It's late
I'm sorry
Hey!
I'm sorry
Why?
You look like a pentagon!
A pentagon?
What is that?
A pentagon?
It's a pentagon
It's a pentagon, don't you understand?
A pentagon
Stop it
I'm sorry
Mister
Stop it
Why did you come in?
I'm sorry
What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry
Are you stupid?
He's excited
I won't let you leave
I'm sorry
Stop it
It's late
It's over
I'm sorry
It's over
He's making a fuss
I want to end it
Stop it
I want to end it
I'm sorry
I want to end it
I want to end this.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
You are very good.
I'm sorry.
You are very good.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
You are very good.
I'm sorry.
The manager of the studio was angry with the members because they shouted too loudly.
However, the result was shocking.
It was amazing.
It was scary.
By the way, what is your current decibel?
199 decibels.
This is a new record.
You are a champion.
You are a genius.