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This week's Muscat is a song you can't learn in one go.
VIVIL BUDDY DEBUT!
Let's sing it together!
I wasn't good at being a girl
But
I had a lot of image-breaking old-man characters
I'm not good at being a girl
But I'm serious about everything
It's okay to laugh
I'm having fun
VIVIL BUDDY DEBUT!
Let's dance the rendezvous
I'm okay, I'm okay
Because I have everyone
I love everyone, including Maru
I'm trying to cheer you up, but you keep getting in my way
This world is...
Laugh, it's okay, it's okay
Somehow, I'm having fun
I'm scared, funny, nervous, whatever
Let's dance
I'm okay, I'm okay
Somehow, everyone is here
Love me completely
Without leaving anything behind
Love me
It's starting tonight!
The Death Ball!
The Black Ball!
The Black...
The Black Ball!
What's going on?
The Black Ball!
Tsu-tsu!
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
The Black Ball!
What are you doing?
She's doing the tsu-tsu!
What are you doing?
One more time!
Don't do it again!
One more time.
I'm sorry.
Take 2.
The Death Ball!
No!
I won!
The Black Ball!
What are you doing?
It's black!
What are you doing?
The Black Ball!
What are you doing?
The Black and Hard Ball is coming!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Why? Why are you girls...
What are you doing?
What's with the hot springs?
It's not like that.
We're just picking up the ball.
You can't do that!
What are you doing?
Let's do it!
If anyone gets this ball,
they'll have to come out and say everything they've said.
No!
I won't forgive you if you don't do anything!
No!
If you say something that's no good, I won't come out.
You have to get it.
You still have it, right?
No.
You still have it, right?
No.
You don't? Are you okay?
Isn't there Matsuokarin?
Is there Matsuokarin?
There's definitely someone like that.
I think they're doing a lot of crazy stuff.
Like what?
I think they're doing a lot of crazy stuff.
No, they're not.
Let's go!
Amazing!
Let's start with Ririka.
Give us a good one.
I was hiding it, but...
From the street interview the other day...
I brought a video of a certain TV show's director.
A certain TV show's director.
I got a call from him.
I got a mail.
He said he was looking for someone for a TV show.
He wanted me to introduce someone.
Who is it?
I don't want him to see me as the person I introduced.
You want him to introduce a girl?
He said he was looking for someone for a TV show.
He wanted me to introduce someone.
That's mean.
Let's say it together.
Ready, go!
I'll do my best!
I saw it on Twitter.
Really?
So you want them to look at it and reflect on themselves?
I don't know.
Maybe you want them to introduce a mascot?
I want them to introduce a mascot that represents the industry.
Someone who's confident enough to get a job.
I'm confident enough to get a job, so I'll do my best.
She's confident enough to get a job, so please do your best.
Wait, wait, wait!
Why are you so surprised?
I thought you'd be able to do it.
Okay, that's good!
Keep going!
You can do it!
Go!
You got it!
It's been a while!
What's going on?
You haven't been around lately?
What's going on?
It's been a while.
It's been a while. I'm sorry.
I'm glad you're doing well.
I'm doing well.
I've been hiding it, but...
I...
often...
get a little bit of it.
That's a lie!
Age is a young thing.
How old are you?
I'm 25.
25?
That's a little early.
Because you're a master of XXXX.
I know a lot of good seats.
There are 23cm good seats.
Do you sell at a pharmacy?
I sell at a pharmacy.
I have a part of the pharmacy.
When?
XXXX
I can't help it.
You can't help it?
It's annoying to go to the bathroom.
What?
When I go abroad, I don't know where the bathroom is.
In the end, I have to go to the bathroom.
You can't help it?
Foreigners probably don't know.
What are you talking about?
I know.
It's common, isn't it?
Ichiyo, what's wrong?
I told you not to say it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're right.
You'll get in trouble.
It's a long story.
I'm sorry.
It's not leaking today.
Which one is leaking today?
It's still leaking today.
You can still do it.
Don't be patient.
It's okay, isn't it?
Let's do it!
Usa-chan!
Usa-chan, please!
Please!
Pyon!
Usa-chan!
I was hiding it.
I want something more extreme.
Please, Usa-chan.
I was hiding it, but...
before I go to sleep...
I'll tell Siri...
good night, and then I'll go to sleep.
I'll go to sleep.
I wonder if Okubo-san will do it.
Out!
Usa-chan, that's...
That's not it.
Next step, Usa-chan.
That's not it.
Continue.
Old lady!
Your knees!
Old lady, stop holding your knees.
Old lady, do you want to change to our dressing room?
I'm talking about the worst.
I was hiding it, but...
when I was in kindergarten...
one older girl...
once played a prank on me.
Old lady, that's not a prank.
It's a cute episode, right?
No, it's not.
There's a nap time.
The class is different.
She came into my class.
She came into my bed.
And then...
Now that I think about it...
she just...
In kindergarten?
This is like 0x0.
Can you do 0x0?
No, it's 3x3.
Are you okay?
You won't get angry, will you?
I'm scared, so get out.
Okay, okay.
It's scary.
It's scary in kindergarten.
Are you okay?
Are you safe?
It's like 0x0.
I was hiding it, but Nara Ayumi-san was buying a box of 100 condoms in bulk.
What do you mean?
Where did you see it first?
We were eating together, and at that time, she was like,
Nanako, give it to me.
So I bought it in bulk.
You bought 100 condoms?
I saw it on my smartphone.
You have that many?
You can buy 6 of them for 800 yen, right?
You can buy 141 of them for 1,200 yen on the internet.
That's a lot!
Are you okay?
I think I'm okay.
Did you use it?
I haven't used it yet.
Are you going to use it?
You can't use it.
Non-stop.
That's not it.
Stop it!
I'm on the show, so stop it.
It's non-stop.
I can't use it today, but I can use it in the morning.
What if she gets angry?
You can't use it, Makiko-chan.
I'll tell you when I'm in trouble, so give it to me.
It's cheap, though.
Bring it to me.
I sold it to Nara-san, so it's okay.
I'm going to use it.
Go, go, go!
I was hiding it, but I thought Momo-chan's weight on New Year's Day was bad.
Momo-chan?
I went back a little, but when we were shooting in January, my skirt was already torn.
How much did you gain?
I haven't weighed myself yet.
Isn't this a problem?
Kawakami-san's face is fatter.
Minami-san was wearing a hat during the shoot, but her face wasn't round.
Kawakami-san?
Kawakami-san is fatter, isn't she?
I don't know because I'm not on a scale.
I'm not on a scale, so I have to be careful.
She's a cute character, so I think I should be careful.
Advice?
It's okay.
Who thinks Kawakami-san is fat?
Look at Kawakami-san.
Isn't it everyone?
That's right.
That's what it is.
I don't know much about that kind of role.
Stop it.
If Ando-san saw it, he wouldn't have seen it.
Don't be desperate to deceive me.
I don't know.
I'm going to be cut off.
Don't say that.
Ando is out.
I'm not fat.
Please.
Fujiwara-san.
What's wrong?
It's funny.
What's this?
Why do you come to the screen when Fujiwara-san is here?
It's funny.
Why?
Who is it?
Fujiwara-san, you said it, right?
Go ahead.
Give me something amazing.
I was hiding it, but my mother is a model for underwear.
What?
Isn't it amazing?
Now?
Yes.
Isn't it amazing?
It's a fixed underwear.
It's like a mail order.
It's like a grand prix.
Grand prix?
It's like a contest.
Now?
Yes.
Your mother was beautiful, wasn't she?
Did she come?
She came, didn't she?
Yes, she did.
She came to the test, didn't she?
Yes, she did.
I see.
Your mother was more lively.
How old is your mother?
She is 55 years old.
Wow.
She is a great model for underwear.
She is great.
Please come to the test as a model for underwear.
Can I?
I don't know.
I don't know until I hear it.
You have to promise it.
Bring your mother to the test as a model for underwear.
I see.
OK.
Are you OK?
Did you get it?
Which one?
Did you get it?
I got it.
But you didn't see it.
You didn't see it.
Really?
Really.
Really?
Really.
What happened?
I was hiding it.
I got a call from Kuro-chan every day.
If I don't go out, she gets mad at me.
What's going on?
Are you dating?
What's going on?
I got a call every day.
There are days when I sleep.
I was sleeping the next day.
She slept without hearing my voice.
Is she your boyfriend?
What's that?
What happened last time?
You said you liked him.
You said you liked me.
I didn't like you. I just kept you.
I'm angry.
Are you OK with that?
Yes.
Which one?
Are you still dating?
It's disgusting.
Let's do it. It's funny. It's a prank.
Isn't it too soon?
It happens once every four months.
Do you want to do it?
It's about time.
Let's do it once a season.
Spring is coming, so let's do it.
Keep it well.
Don't cut it too much.
I got it.
Who do you want to ask?
I don't care if someone gets fat.
It suits you.
The gallery is going to throw a ball.
I was hiding it.
I have a younger sister.
I think my younger sister is cuter.
Mr. Yamanaka.
The face of this hand may be cuter than the younger one.
What are you doing?
I'm a gravure idol.
I'm back after three years.
How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
I'm 26 years old.
My younger sister is 20 years old.
Are you cheating?
Detective Kurosawa.
Isn't it strange that your younger sister is back?
I'm back after three years.
I was hiding it.
What is the truth?
I'm 27 years old.
Is this true?
I'm 27 years old.
I was born in 2004.
I was born five years earlier.
I'm 26 years old on March 2nd.
How old are you?
I'm a monkey and a bird.
I'm a bird.
Do you know?
I'm 25 years old.
You can't say 12 years old.
I can't say it.
Are you okay?
I'll go to the clinic.
Please.
You can go to the clinic.
My younger sister is cute.
I want to see my younger sister.
Put your younger sister in the mask.
I don't want my younger sister.
I want to improve my appearance.
I'm a little down.
I want to improve my appearance.
You want to improve your appearance?
What's wrong?
I have a beautiful face.
I want to improve my appearance.
I want to change my younger sister.
Yamanaka is alone.
If you join us, you'll be a big sister.
Do you play the Yamanaka New Year's game?
I want to see the fight of the bones.
There is a lot of time left.
I want to see the fight of the bones.
There is one more person left.
Give me a good guy.
Mr. Kuwabata.
Yes, Mr. Kuwabata.
Mr. Kuwabata.
He's the best.
I'm the only one who has Kuwabata aura.
It's a new story.
I was hiding it, but Mr. Nara Ayumi.
Mr. Ayumi borrowed money from me because he couldn't pay the rent.
What are you doing with a condom?
How to use a condom.
You don't need a condom, do you?
You don't have to pay the rent, but you have to buy a condom.
Why do you have to pay the rent?
You have to pay the rent, but you have to buy a condom.
Do you sell this?
Buy one for 200 yen per member.
You sell it as a gift.
Can you pay the rent?
How much do you borrow?
Are you okay?
I borrowed about 500,000 yen.
Mr. Nara Ayumi.
Buy a condom for 100 yen.
Let's make a condom for her.
Nara-condom.
Let's make a Nara-condom.
Please buy it.
This is a condom.
What is this?
How much do you pay the rent?
I keep paying with a loan.
500,000 yen.
Is the rent high?
The rent is 70,000 yen.
Is that okay?
I'm a little worried.
That's right.
You don't seem to have sociability or living ability.
You have a lot of money.
Let's make a Nara-condom.
Please bring it.
Nara-condom will be released soon.
Please buy it.
What is this?
Please buy a Nara-condom.
He's not here anymore.
In the last episode, Kurosawa Mirei, who was the unluckiest mascot in the show,
decided to shoot in the snowy mountains of Gokkan.
This week's guest is the luckiest woman of the year, Tomoda.
She went to a waterfall in the middle of winter to get even luckier.
What kind of shooting will it be?
Next is Tomoda, who is the luckiest woman of the year.
Did you go to the waterfall?
Yes, I did.
It's hard to go to the waterfall, isn't it?
Kurosawa-san, did you go to the waterfall?
Yes, I did. It's really hard to go to the waterfall.
What's hard? The coldness?
The coldness, the momentum, and not being able to speak.
The pressure.
I can't move my legs because it's too cold.
That's hard, too.
It's hard.
It's all about luck.
Tomoda-san, please give us the cue.
Yes.
VTR, start!
It's been a long time.
It's been about 80 years.
On February 12th, the day the Kanto earthquake struck,
this member was in the middle of Minamiyashigara City.
How did you feel when you were chosen?
I haven't had a lot of fortune-telling before,
so I didn't think I was so lucky,
and I didn't think I would be chosen first.
I was happy, honestly.
That's right.
Tomoda-san's lucky spot this year is the waterfall business.
Do you remember?
I remember.
You're lucky, but in order to do better,
do you remember that you should do the waterfall business?
I remember.
If you get hit by a waterfall, bad luck will disappear and you'll be lucky.
Please go to the waterfall business.
Shall I say it once?
I see.
That's right.
Tomoda, who was recommended by the strongest fortune-teller,
came to do the waterfall business on this day when the Kanto earthquake struck.
I didn't expect you to really come.
You're serious.
I'm serious.
There was a reason for us to be here.
I know Tomoda-san does the waterfall business,
but we've been coming to this place since this morning.
It's cold.
By the way, it snowed here yesterday,
and the current temperature is 7 degrees.
Isn't the water temperature crazy?
According to what I heard, the water temperature is about 4 degrees.
That's crazy.
There's a waterfall up there.
I think the waterfall business is pretty tough.
That's right.
I've only seen it on TV.
I've experienced it, but I couldn't go all the way down.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to do it step by step, so please shut up, you guys.
What?
Don't say that, you guys.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I don't need a new member.
Please be quiet, you guys.
I'm here with all my heart today.
Don't you want to go?
I see.
I want to go all the way down.
Do you really want to go?
I think you're going too far.
But it's important.
That's true.
It's not good to be tied down too much.
It's important to go all the way down.
We have to go to the sea.
It's important.
I think it's better to remember the words.
Thank you.
Please be quiet, you guys.
I'm going to talk.
Let's get changed.
Thank you.
Please get ready.
I'm going.
Bye-bye.
This day, Tomoda shows the unique tension of BABA.
BABA has a unique tension.
The tension is getting stronger.
It's getting stronger.
It's good.
It's serious.
How do you feel now?
It's crazy.
I'm getting more excited.
It's tight.
BABA and Tomoda are tight.
Let's get them tight, too.
Let's get going.
Are you ready?
Don't you change?
I can't change.
I'm a watcher.
I'm just cheering for you.
I'm going to be a watcher.
I'm not a watcher, but I'm a watcher.
Don't you change?
I don't change.
Don't you change?
Please change.
What?
I'm not a watcher.
That's a lie.
I checked with the staff many times today.
I told them that we wouldn't do it.
I thought it was good.
Don't you change?
I didn't bring my underwear.
What?
That's right.
I was in the middle of the ranking.
I think we should do it.
What was the 7th place?
8th place, 15th place, 17th place.
I think we should do it.
It's worse than snow.
I think we should do it.
Ishioka is usually absent-minded.
Yoshizawa makes a lot of noise on Friday.
Kisaragi wants him to do his best as the second MC.
Let's do it together.
Let's go.
Great. Great.
Great.
I've prepared it well.
That's good.
Great.
Suddenly, I feel like I'm on this side.
That's what I thought from the beginning.
No, no.
I'm going to turn the camera.
I'm going to participate in the event.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's go.
I'm very motivated.
I came here with that intention.
I'm motivated.
We haven't prepared anything.
I really don't want to do it.
I've prepared it well.
Let's go.
We have to win first place.
I really don't want to do it.
Let's go.
I really don't want to do it.
However, Tomoda is very excited.
She doesn't even show her disgust.
Let's go.
Let's go without a voice.
It's cold.
Please walk with all your might.
Yes.
Tomoda is moving forward with a unique rhythm.
Why are you wrapped up?
I can see the waterfall.
It's amazing.
This time, the place where the waterfall is held is Yuhinotaki.
It is said that Kintaro, who appears in the old story, used a buoy.
If you get hit by a waterfall like this, something good will definitely happen.
There are 1,000 people over there.
1,000 people?
Let's go.
1,000 people?
It's like a newspaper.
1,000 people are going to do our waterfall business.
Wait a minute. Are you okay?
Are you okay?
It's dangerous.
There are 1,000 people.
Nice to meet you.
Today, we're going to do a waterfall business.
Yes.
This is Iyohinotaki. It's 23 meters deep.
This waterfall business has been going on for over 1,000 years.
Many people trained here and became great after that.
Who?
There's no end to that.
Who is it?
I think I can do my best if I hear that.
What is your purpose for coming here today?
We were involved in this.
We came here to increase the luck of the luckiest person.
That's right.
This year's luck ranking is the best.
We came here to work healthily this year.
We also came here for the preparation of Ebisu Muscat.
That's right.
If you do a waterfall business, you can work with a clean body and mind for a year.
I think it's good.
I didn't catch a cold for more than 10 years, but I caught a cold this year.
You caught a cold this year?
Yes.
Normally, if you catch a cold, you'll be healthy.
If you have a cold, you'll be healthy.
This year's cold is stronger than last year's.
Isn't it a cold now?
It's just a recovery.
You'll catch a cold even if you catch a cold this year.
I don't have the power to catch a cold.
After this, you have to make a wish for safety in front of the waterfall.
The name of the waterfall's guardian deity is enshrined here.
You have to make a wish for safety here and then enter the water.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
Immediately, they make a wish for the safety of the waterfall.
I'm scared of the waterfall.
I make a wish for the safety of the waterfall, the safety of the participants, and the health of the participants.
If you have a wish for this waterfall, I think it will come true, so please make a wish together.
Thank you.
Next, wash your body with salt and alcohol.
Put some on your mouth and the rest on your body.
Let's get ready and go to the waterfall.
But I'm curious about the water temperature on this day.
What's the temperature?
It's cold.
Everyone, it's 4.1 degrees.
What?
Let's go.
It's cold.
It's 4.1 degrees.
Is it the same temperature as the freezer?
It's going to freeze.
Once the location and the setting are decided, it's time to go inside.
It's not going to take long.
It's going to be a 30-second breathing test.
It's going to feel like it's going to be a shock.
I'm getting used to it little by little.
Once you get used to it, you'll feel like you've got a little bit of room.
First of all, I'd like to ask you to aim for that.
Be careful of your feet.
I'm going down.
Please.
Good luck.
Take your time.
It's cold.
Please say hello.
Nice to meet you.
It's cold.
Be careful of your feet.
Take your time.
I'm going down.
It's cold.
My feet are cold.
Be careful of your feet.
I'm going down.
Take your time.
The water temperature is 4 degrees, and your back is sweating.
Let your body get used to the cold.
When she is ready, she goes to the waterfall.
I wonder if I can do it.
What kind of wish will she make?
It's hot!
Rather than their own success, the members are impressed by the success of the mascots.
As expected, they are the No.1 barbers this year!
Tomochi!
Welcome back!
This is the best!
This is amazing!
It feels like I was born again!
It's really big!
I feel like I was born again!
Thank you very much!
This is amazing!
It's refreshing!
Please take care of us!
Next, let's see what kind of wishes the three half- assed members and the half-assed barbers Kasai have for them.
The temperature is 7 degrees, the water temperature is 4 degrees.
I'm sure the half-assed members will think of the mascots and say something about the mascots.
Yes, because everyone is a mascot.
Hey, don't do that!
Oops!
Everyone is great. You can do it properly.
I wonder if it feels good.
I feel like I'm alive!
I'm alive!
What's wrong?
I thought I was going to die
Thank you very much
How was it?
Well...
Was it 1 minute and 30 seconds?
I felt it was about 10 seconds
I thought it was going to be longer
I felt it was about 10 seconds
I'm glad I did it
Thank you
I couldn't breathe for a moment
I thought I was going to die
But everyone was there, so I was able to do it
I really didn't want to do it
But I felt refreshed
I felt purified
I felt my heart brightened up
I'm glad I did it
I suddenly felt like I was back
I felt like I was alive
It's not a life like that
I don't want to do such a thing
Let's do our best
Everyone is shining
Thank you
You have a good face
I'm glad
Thank you
Everyone was hoping for the success of Muscat
Thank you, Tomodan, Yoshizawa, Kisaragi, Director Kasai
I won't forget your words
Today, we were supposed to raise Tomochin's fortune
But we all did it
We will do our best this year
Please support us
Yeah!
How was it?
The word cold...
I thought it would be cold until I got there.
But the word cold didn't come out.
That's how excited I was.
I've never had this kind of experience.
I was so excited.
Did you feel like you were reborn?
When I came out of the waterfall, I saw a different view.
I see.
I was very curious.
Is there anyone who has a different intention?
I noticed it for the first time on VTR.
Kisaragi also said she wanted to touch the muskets.
I said that.
But I didn't say a word.
She didn't say anything.
After the waterfall, I had a bad relationship with a man.
No, no, no.
It's only about you.
I was surprised.
I thought everyone was talking about the group.
I didn't expect that.
You can't hear it in the waterfall.
I was surprised.
I thought it was okay because I couldn't hear it.
I was surprised.
It's time to get married and change your life.
Do you understand?
I understand.
It's time to run away and turn things around.
How old are you?
I'm in my 30s.
I'm sorry.
It's hard to get married.
I'm a heavy person.
You have to choose your partner.
I want to be rich.
I don't want to suffer.
If I had money, I would have continued to get married.
I don't know.
I would have continued to get married.
Marriage is love.
I failed.
I haven't been married for 40 years.
I've never been in a relationship.
I thought everyone had a mascot.
I feel like my luck has improved.
I'm glad I did it.
Thank you for the introduction.
Let's do our best.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'd like to keep it a secret for everyone.
Do you know the program called Jounetsu Tairiku?
Yes.
I got an offer from Muscat to be on that program.
As an idol who is attracting attention,
they said they wanted to invite Usa and Kanoira as guests.
So I'd like to work with them.
Do you want to be on Jounetsu Tairiku?
Yes, I'd like to be on it.
How about you, Kanoira?
Yes, I'd like to be on it.
I'll contact the producer.
I'd like you to be on Jounetsu Tairiku.
Is that okay?
Yes, please.
I'll contact you again.
Thank you for your hard work.
What should I do?
Yay!
Let's go round and round.
Ouch!
What should we do?
Let's tell our parents.
I'm so happy.
They are so happy.
I can't watch it.
Who's going to watch it?
It's spring, so I can't help it.
It's spring.
I can't help it.
What should we do?