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Tonight, we'll start with this song!
Ebisu Mascots' new song,
Jjan! Jjan! Party!
Masterpiece woman
Put your whole life into your smartphone
Password? Fever?
Take a look at my car
I'm in a good mood
Let's go for a ride
That was Ebisumatatsu's new song, Jan Jan Parley!
When you're doing this, the expression of the old lady and the dance of the old lady are super annoying, so please watch it.
It's super annoying.
So, today's topic is...
Ebisu Mascots!
Midnight Animation!
Mashitakedo Death Ball!
Death Ball!
I'm scared!
No, no, no.
It's Okubo-san.
Okubo-san!
I was scared.
Mashitakedo Death Ball.
Can you do it?
What? Can you do it?
No, I can't.
You can't do it?
No, I can't.
You can do it!
You can't do it.
You can't do it!
This is our teacher!
Stop!
Stop it!
I'll decide with this!
You can't do it!
Yes, yes!
I saw you! I thought you couldn't hit it, but you did!
You're going to say it if you hit it!
I'm going to say it!
I'm going to say it.
If you hit it.
You can't do it if you can't do it.
You can't do it.
Let's go!
Go, go, go!
Ah!
Go, go, go!
Ah!
It was a mystery.
It's noisy.
She's going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
She's going to say it.
I was hiding it, but when I came home, my 31-year- old brother is still in the bath.
Wow.
What?
Why? Why?
Onii-chan!
Onii-chan?
Yes. He's my real older brother.
Why? Always?
Yes. When I go back to my parents' house, I take a bath.
What?
A black hole?
No, but I like it.
What?
Onii-chan?
Because you have that...
You see it, right?
I see it.
You see it?
Fantastic Baby.
Stop it!
Why is it Fantastic Baby?
What kind of relationship is it?
Really?
Why?
That's too much!
Onii-chan, you see Kobahiro's body, right?
But sometimes I do.
What?
Onii-chan, what do you say?
Wow, Fantastic Baby.
Fantastic Baby?
What?
That's too much!
I want to see it with Onii-chan.
What? Really?
OK!
I see.
Watch out!
What's wrong, Mita-san?
If you have something to say, you can say it.
What?
If you have something to say, you can say it.
Did you get it from the outside?
From the outside?
Did you get it from the outside?
From the outside?
Did you get it?
Let's go, Mita-san.
I really don't like it.
I'm sorry, Mita-san, but it's a corner like that.
I really don't like it.
It's a variety show, so it's like that.
I was hiding it.
I'm Hatoko.
What?
That's amazing!
Really?
What's the relationship?
When my relatives gathered for the New Year this year,
my father's cousin thought I was handsome.
My father's cousin, so me and Hatoko.
What does Hatoko mean?
It's not a cousin.
It's one step away.
My father and I are cousins.
That's about it.
It's like a relative.
That's right.
My father and I are cousins.
We have a similar face.
I've gotten an autograph before.
I like it the most now.
I was waiting in line.
I was surprised.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
It's good to be famous.
I want it.
It's good to be hugged.
I want to be hugged.
Go!
That's amazing.
I'm sorry.
That's amazing.
You got married and got a haircut.
Good job.
I was hiding it, but when I was rebuilding my family's house,
Daiku-san told me,
I'm telling you.
Daiku-san?
When I was rebuilding my family's house, my father told me,
There's a famous girl in this area.
So I brought her here.
She's my daughter.
That's how she found out.
To your parents?
Yes.
So you didn't know that much.
I didn't know.
I found out when I saw it.
Shock.
You were a little angry with Daiku-san, weren't you?
That's right.
Daiku-san is too strong.
You'll find out someday.
May I?
Please.
You have a nice face.
Please.
How are you?
If you put on a new hair, you'll be fine.
Please put it on.
Be careful.
Daiku-san, how are you?
OK.
Daiku-san.
Dailensho.
There's nothing to hide in America.
I think so.
Give me more time.
I was hiding it.
I remembered what you said.
I don't know if I can say it.
My relative is...
Daiku-san.
How close are you?
I don't know exactly.
My grandma was watching TV.
She said,
This is my relative.
I don't know if it's true or not.
But I think we are somehow connected.
OK.
It's interesting.
New generation.
It's interesting that Camerawoman is calling.
She is watching TV.
Let's go.
Grandma.
Are you OK?
Grandma, what's wrong?
I have a cramp.
Can you walk a little?
Are you OK?
I just got a cramp.
You got a cramp on your foot.
I got a cramp on my foot.
I'm sorry.
You got a cramp on your foot.
I'm worried about your physical strength.
Wait a minute.
If you announce it, you'll get a condolence money.
I was hiding it.
My father passed away two years ago.
I was shooting on the day of his death.
I'm sorry, Dad.
Can you tell me the title of the video?
The title I shot on the day of my father's death is...
I'm in a hurry.
I'm sorry, Dad.
Your father is happy, too.
I'm doing my best.
I'm glad you're happy.
I'm working hard.
I'll get a condolence money.
If you go over there, you'll get a condolence money.
I'll get a condolence money.
I'm going to get a condolence money.
That's great.
I'm sure you'll get a condolence money.
I was hiding it.
I was asked to eat by a former professional baseball player.
That's all?
Did you eat?
I stopped eating at that time.
Did you eat before you got married?
I ate after I got married.
I ate with everyone.
I'm going to get a condolence money.
Who should I get a condolence money from?
It's an important time for you.
I'm a coach.
Cut it off so it doesn't boil.
I'm going to get a condolence money.
I'm a coach.
I'm sorry.
I'm not sure if I'm a coach.
I'll accept it.
Could you open this for me?
Thank you.
It's really good, Ms. Ushioka.
Please say it.
Say it.
This is from Ms. Ushioka.
Say it.
I've been hiding it, but a man I've been interested in has been taken by Gotanda's cabaret show recently.
What kind of shop?
It's a car shop.
I've been taken by a cabaret show.
I got a call suddenly.
I'm a girl who has a girl's heart.
It's a declaration of war.
I was told that I was Ishioka Mai of Ebisu Muscat.
You don't appear in Muscat at all.
Do you watch Muscat?
I'm a rocket.
You're a rocket.
I'm a rocket.
I love muscat.
I'm a rocket.
Please hurry up and hurry up.
Let's get back together.
We're all on the same side.
I won't lose.
Let's get on the rocket.
It's a declaration of war.
Let's go.
I'm a girl who has a girl's heart.
I will definitely get back to you.
It's me!
Who was first?
It's me!
Everyone, please keep the secret!
Bye bye!
It's a commercial break!
The Midnight Talent Show!
On a certain day in February,
something unexpected happened.
As usual, we were about to start recording,
but we didn't expect this to happen.
What we're about to show you
is just a part of what the camera captured.
This is bad.
We can't record this.
What's wrong?
This is bad.
What's wrong?
Is this recording?
What's wrong?
We can't record this.
Calm down.
We can't do this.
What's wrong?
It's standing there.
Standing?
It looks like a mole.
A mole?
It's a turtle.
It's in there.
We can't do this.
What's going on?
It's going to be sexy.
We can't do this.
There's no place for it.
You'll know when you see it.
What?
This is bad.
Wait a minute.
What?
Be quiet.
This is bad.
Are you okay?
It's not going to stand there.
It's in the middle of the set.
Really?
Wait a minute.
Don't say that.
Shut up.
Look at it.
It's not going to stand there.
This is a bad time.
It's in the middle of the set.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to do a sexy jujutsu.
I've been practicing it for a long time.
I don't need that.
It was a scene that made me doubt my eyes.
It's dangerous.
I won't let you do that.
What?
It's saying something.
It's saying something?
It's saying something.
What's that?
It's holding a gun.
What do you do?
We are hiding.
What is that?
Is that real?
It can't kill me.
What's that?
Is that real?
Isn't that normal?
Hey!
He can laugh at it.
That's normal.
It's not normal.
What do we do?
Bring in the security guards.
Security guards?
Is this really okay?
On behalf of the group, the oldest, Mihiro, tries to talk to them.
Mr. Kawakami!
What?
Can I come in?
I told you not to let me record!
No, everyone's waiting right now, so...
I want to record, but...
I told you not to let me record!
You're right!
We have to do something about this.
Airgun?
Does he have an airgun?
It looks like he's been bitten by a crab.
It's crumbling.
It's getting dirty.
Are you okay?
It's bad.
Can't you get through the sub?
Can you switch to the one inside?
Switch to the mirror inside.
What's going on?
Yura-chan!
Yura-chan is here!
Yura-chan?
Is she being held?
Is she a hostage?
What should we do?
Nanami Kawakami is in charge of the studio.
Why is she holding Yura-chan hostage and staying in the studio?
The smiling Kawakami we know is no longer there.
What is it that made her go berserk?
What are you going to do?
Should we stop recording for now?
Let's stop recording.
No, we can't.
But I've been thinking about it.
No, you can't.
Fine, I'll watch it.
Do it by yourself.
No, I can't do it if it's not there.
But I've been thinking about it.
I'm betting on this.
I think it's the most decided project so far.
Everyone's faces are terrible.
Yoshiki, I won't stop the camera.
What?
Can you say that again?
I won't stop the camera.
I'll do it as it is.
Are you sure?
If you don't stop the camera, it'll look like a fish.
I'll do it as it is.
Director!
Are you sure?
It's standing still.
Director, please say that again.
This is a wide show, so it might be longer than a news video.
I won't stop the camera.
What are you saying?
I won't stop the camera today.
Are you sure?
Let's send a documentary.
I'll do it as it is.
It's standing still.
What?
I won't stop the camera.
Director, your face is red.
What are you doing?
Are you sure?
I'll do it as it is.
I won't stop the camera.
All right, but...
Even if it looks a little old, this show will air as it is.
Even with that pride, I won't stop the camera.
She asks for the purpose of Kawakami.
I'll kill Kano.
Can I kill Kano?
Don't kill him.
We just want to know about Kawakami.
We want to know why.
I'll kill him.
I won't kill him.
I'll kill everyone.
I can't talk to you, so let me just check.
Kawakami is thought to have an air gun that hurts a little when hit.
What a plain weapon.
I'll go in there.
I'll go in here.
Just a little.
I won't go that way, so it's okay.
I don't have anything.
Only here.
I can't get out of here.
It's okay.
It's okay here, right?
I'm sorry.
Kawakami is now shooting at Anpin.
Why?
Seriously?
Don't underestimate me.
I'll kill you.
First of all, I don't know why the camera is off.
Let's stop it.
I won't stop the camera.
What should we do?
Let's turn the camera.
Let's turn the camera if it's true.
It's true, isn't it?
I won't stop the camera.
I know, director.
I won't stop the camera.
What should we do?
We can broadcast it.
Are you OK?
It's better not to record it.
Is it true?
Who are you close with?
Tatsumi?
I'm not close with her.
What do you think about her?
I don't think anything.
You can live or die with her.
I'm close with Yoshino.
I'm close with her.
I'm not close with her.
I thought they were connected by a strong bond.
But it was a harsh reality.
There is no member who knows Kawakami well.
Is there a reason for this?
I don't think so.
It's the environment.
I don't think so.
I don't know why she didn't know.
Maybe she was giving out SOS signals.
Maybe she was obstructing.
Is loneliness the cause of her outburst?
There is no way but to ask her.
I'll ask Kawakami's request.
Why did you stand still?
Two years ago,
I got a job at Ebisu Mascots.
I got a job after a leader called Fuku Cap.
Really?
Fuku Cap?
I got fired right away.
I was fired for six months.
At the end of the year,
I got a visit at my house.
I cleaned my house without permission.
I was treated badly.
After Fuku Cap,
I had nothing to do with this program.
I had nothing to do with Mascots.
When I was at Fuku Cap,
I appeared in many programs.
Suddenly,
the staff around me took their eyes off me.
They didn't look at me.
Am I pathetic?
No, you're not.
That's not true.
It's your fault.
Yoshida, you're not laughing.
Yoshida, am I pathetic?
No, you're not.
Nihiro, am I pathetic?
No, you're not.
Leader, am I pathetic?
No, you're not.
I think you're doing a good job.
I'm just here.
Compliment me more!
What?
Compliment me more!
Two years ago,
Kawakami was appointed as Fuku Cap
at the first solo live of the second Mascot.
However, she was fired because she was too powerful.
She was fired after only half a year.
Since then,
I haven't seen her.
I'm not pathetic.
Compliment me more!
She was cornered.
Can you compliment me?
Yes, I can.
Can you compliment me?
If you don't,
I'll shoot you with an air gun.
Don't shoot!
I'll compliment you.
Don't shoot!
I'm going to compliment you.
You took off your clothes and treated me coldly.
Are you going to compliment me?
I know how you feel.
I'm angry.
In the past, Mr. Kawakami was a person who was popular.
That's right.
But now...
I can't do anything.
I can't say anything.
I can't do it.
That's not true.
Let me confirm.
You didn't pay attention to me.
Of course.
Are you stupid?
I didn't know why I was like this.
You didn't pay attention to me.
Of course.
Anisakis?
I'm not in a hurry.
Anisakis is in the comedy world.
That's right.
I'm doing my best.
I know how you feel.
I'm going to compliment you.
He has to compliment her to calm her down.
First, Mihiro plays the role.
I think Mr. Kawakami is a hard worker.
He is practicing hard to learn impersonations.
I thought it was amazing.
He is practicing hard to learn impersonations.
He is practicing impersonations in the dressing room.
You knew it well.
Mr. Kawakami, please show me your impersonations.
I have to do it in the dressing room.
He is doing his best in the dressing room.
Please show me your brain.
Brain?
Hello.
I'm brain.
Hello.
No matter how hard she tries to imitate, no one praises her.
Instead of calming her down, she pours oil on the fire.
She's in a bad mood.
Imitating?
What do you mean?
Next!
Next?
Next!
Rubiko! Rubiko will praise her!
Rubiko will praise her!
Who the hell are you?
I'm Rubiko!
I'm super kind, aren't I?
Yes, you are!
I'm super kind to the new members, too.
I'm super kind to the male staff, too.
Do you know what I like about Kawakami-san?
No, I don't.
I like bald men.
Aren't I kind?
I can kiss and hug bald men, too.
I can kiss and go out with them, too.
You're such an idiot!
Stop it!
Someone! Someone!
Once again, the fire is on fire.
Meanwhile, Momonogi is in front of her.
Stop shooting!
I have something to say, too.
Momonogi can't praise me.
I really like to see Miinana-san talking.
She talks a lot in the dressing room and comforts me.
She talks a lot.
Everyone's saying there's no place for Miinana- san.
That's what I like about her.
You don't break it and you keep talking about it.
Even if you don't have a house, you usually give up.
That's a bad thing!
I'm going.
I wonder if I was talking about my house.
Then, then.
Please tell me a surprising story recently.
A surprising story recently.
Like always.
Recently, I was playing with my friend and a girl.
I went to a place where DJs dance to the sound.
The girl said she saw my panties.
I thought I saw my panties.
I checked it and I was wearing my panties backwards.
I was so embarrassed.
I said to my friend around me that it was backwards.
I was embarrassed.
I was really surprised at that time.
You understand, right?
I like this feeling.
What are you doing?
I'm going to hit you!
You!
I'm going to hit you!
If you hit a volleyball machine, it hurts quite a bit.
I don't get it!
I'm going to hit you!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Come on in!
Again, the opposite effect.
Come on in!
Let me hear you!
That was funny!
I'm telling you to go home, but you can't laugh like that!
You made me laugh!
No, I thought it was funny!
I'm going to hit you!
Stop it!
You're so annoying!
Come on in!
Hey!
What's going on?
You think I can't do it, don't you?
I don't like it!
I can't do it!
I can't do this!
Come on in!
I can't do it!
Really!
I can't do it!
There's no other way!
It's okay, guys!
Next, I'll persuade her.
I haven't talked to Kawakami-san much.
Yeah.
She's still very polite.
But there's a reason why I don't talk to her.
What is it?
Kawakami-san is really...
She's really...
Yeah.
A little...
Tell her.
She's kind of creepy.
Creepy?
Directly.
What do you mean by creepy?
There's a reason why I don't talk to her.
In a good way.
She's creepy in a good way.
In a good way.
Is there something creepy in a good way?
There is.
Listen to her.
She's really...
Smelly.
Smelly is a bad word, isn't it?
In a good way.
In a bad way.
Go! Go!
Come on!
Go!
Kawakami's words didn't work at all.
It's getting more and more violent.
Wait a minute.
Go!
I thought the only person I could ask for help was my leader.
That's weird! That lady is over there!
I'm scared!
No, no, no!
Watch out!
No, no, no!
Seriously!
Ouch!
Seriously!
Ouch!
I wonder if no one can stop her.
But I can't let her go on like this.
For her sake, I have to put an end to this as soon as possible.
The leader is determined to try.
Praise her! Praise her!
Praise her! Hurry up!
Can I praise her?
Whatever you want! Praise her!
Minara always stood in front of me during dance lessons and live performances.
I really respect her.
Minara's dance is really cool, isn't it?
I'm not good at dancing, so I've been admiring her since I joined Muscat.
To me, Minara is like a god of dance.
A god?
Yes, that's how much she means to me.
Me?
Yes.
Minara is my god of dance.
Do you really think so?
I do. Of course I do.
The leader's words opened up Kawakami's heart.
Everyone thought so.
That's why I really want to see Minara's hair- raised USA.
I want to see it!
That one?
That's why I really want to see it.
I want to see it!
Then everyone will get excited.
USA, right?
This one?
USA!
This is the worst outcome.
Wait! Wait! Wait a minute!
What is it?
A great person is here!
A great person?
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Listen to this person!
What are you doing?
Who are you anyway?
I'm Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan.
Prime Minister!
Mr. Abe is here.
I'm sorry. I thought you were busy.
I just happened to be here.
Is it okay for you to be here?
I just happened to be in Abema.
Prime Minister Abe, who happened to be in Abema, praised Mr. Kawakami.
I want to praise Mr. Kawakami very much.
I'm a big fan of him and I'm always watching him.
Stop it.
It's okay.
Mr. Kawakami, who passes by the garbage dump every morning.
What is it?
This is great.
Please say it again.
What is it?
Mr. Kawakami, who passes by the garbage dump every morning.
Stop it.
What is it?
Mr. Kawakami, it's hard to say, but I can see your nipples.
What?
Stop it.
Mr. Kawakami's innocent smile and pink nipples are wonderful.
Stop it.
It's wonderful.
Prime Minister!
The country's top officials couldn't calm down.
The destruction of the river was getting more and more violent.
Prime Minister! Prime Minister! Prime Minister!
What was good about it?
You can't trust him anymore!
Why? What's going on?
You can't trust the Prime Minister anymore!
Watch out!
What are you doing?
You can't trust the Prime Minister anymore!
Even if the Prime Minister comes...
You don't even listen to the Prime Minister.
This is bad.
What should we do?
It hurts.
I feel like I'm being praised.
I feel like I'm being humiliated.
It wasn't good.
Everyone, please don't make fun of me.
What should we do with our own women?
Even the country's top officials couldn't convince the current Prime Minister.
At the very end, a group of people prayed.
The staff asked the Prime Minister for help.
We have no choice but to do it.
What?
We can't do anything.
What should we do?
We can't do anything.
Who is this?
He's Kawakami's father.
What?
Hello?
Excuse me.
I'm Mitsura.
I'm a journalist from Oasis.
Hello.
My daughter...
I'm sorry to say this.
Recently, no matter how hard I work,
no one praises me.
It's your turn.
I feel like I'm not recognized.
I'm stuck in the studio.
I took over the studio as a hostage.
I can't even record.
I'm trying to convince them.
I can't do anything.
I see.
By the way, I'm Mitsura from Oasis.
Hello.
Excuse me.
I'm Kurosawa from Yoshimoto Kogyo.
Hello.
I'm sorry to bother you.
Lastly...
I'm Shinzo Abe.
Hello.
My daughter...
Can you hear me?
I'm Shinzo Abe.
Hello.
He's a big man.
He's doing his best, but it's not working out.
He's stuck in the studio.
I'll say this because I'm not impressed.
He's Kawakami's father.
I'm sure he'll do something.
Kawakami.
I know you the best.
I know everything about you.
I want to talk to you.
Who is that?
Can't you all praise me?
He'll praise me.
Please.
Hello.
I'm Kuroshi.
Kawakami-san, talk to him.
Talk to him.
Shouldn't we ask someone first?
Who is it?
Um...
It's my father.
Is this for real?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's echoing.
Please praise your father.
Please praise your daughter.
Hey.
I just heard.
He said he spilled sake.
What are you doing?
I told you.
Why are you calling me?
I called you and told you to do something.
I'm on my way.
My father is taking a hostage.
Please persuade him to release the hostage.
Oh, the hostage.
You can't take a hostage.
You're not such a daughter.
Your real daughter is a kind girl.
My daughter is not a girl who takes a hostage and does it.
She's not a girl who does it.
That's right.
But please praise her.
Father, please praise your daughter for the first time in a long time.
I understand.
No, no, no.
You're doing your best, aren't you?
I'm doing my best.
I'm going to do my best.
But I'm told that I'm not doing my best.
You're not doing your best.
I'll tell you again.
You were doing MC at the FukuCAP live show.
Did you see it?
I came to see it.
I talked a lot at that time.
You were doing your best at that time.
I was doing my best.
You were doing your best.
Remember what happened at that time.
Why don't you do it more positively?
And please praise your father.
I was shocked that I suddenly became an MC.
I see.
It was hard.
I understand.
Two years ago, Kawakami worked as a clothes cap.
She felt that her job was worth doing.
But now, she can't do what she wants.
Her rebellion is not a fake,
but a real cry of her heart.
Her father said to her...
Hey, A-chan.
A-chan?
It's A-chan.
A-chan.
In Tokyo,
there are a lot of good people.
Yeah.
I hope you won't lose.
Listen to what people say.
As I said before, if you go forward, you will succeed.
You don't have to be a hostage.
Do you understand?
Do your best.
That's my advice.
Her father's words touched Kawakami's heart.
If you work hard, you will succeed.
You can do it.
It was the happiest words for Kawakami.
I was really frustrated.
I was frustrated.
I know it's in order,
but I knew it was a trial.
I knew it was a trial.
Everyone is crying.
You have a lot of friends now.
Everyone has something to think about.
Kawakami is crying.
Kawakami, come here.
Come here.
I haven't talked to everyone much.
I don't want to bother everyone.
I don't want to make you worry.
You didn't cry in front of me when you were in pain.
I respect you for coming all the way here.
Kawakami-san was the one who I thought was cool when I joined the mascot team.
I hope you will continue to be cool as a new member and as a leader, so please come here.
Everyone loves Kawakami-san and knows that he is a great person.
Don't be stubborn and come here.
Everyone is a friend.
Come on, jump in.
Come on.
Dad, too.
Dad, please say something.
Come on.
Hurry up and come out.
Come out.
Hurry up and come out.
A unit cannot be established alone.
Teamwork is what makes each other shine.
Even if your heart is about to break, if you work hard, a bright future is waiting for you.
Above all, Kawakami has a strong heart that will never run away even if it is painful.
It was an incident that made me realize that again.
I just cried too much.
I'm sorry.
I'm so glad.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so glad.
I'm sorry.
Dad, dad.
Dad, thank you so much.
I'm so glad.
Why?
Can I call him?
Thanks to your father, we were able to secure it.
We were able to secure the illegal car.
Thank you so much.
I look forward to working with you again.
I'm going to put my daughter in a pig box.
Can I ask you to take a picture?
Dad.
I'm going to put my daughter in a pig box.
Be gentle.
Thank you so much.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
In this way, the Kawakami-Tatekomori incident, which was a little mixed with reality, closed the curtain.
From now on, you will eat smelly food.
It's a delicious meal.
Let's go.
You will eat smelly food.
I'm so sorry.
You won't be punished.
I'm so sorry.
Please help me.
At the end, I'm more excited than Kawakami.
I, Tatsumi Shiina, say goodbye to you at Paradise Badline.
You bastard.
I'm not listening to your song. Go to bed.
why?
What are you doing?
what??
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm going to kill you!
Who the hell are you?
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
You didn't take any medicine, did you?