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Let's run, drinking and eating
Jyan! Jyan! Pa! Ah! Lee!
Jyan Jyan Pa-Ali Jyan Jyan Pa-Ali Jyan Jyan Pa-Ali
Well then, let's go again today!
Ebisumatsu-tatsu!
Mayu Naka no Wai!
Well, today's Mayu Naka no Wai is a wide show.
We played the final round of the last year's Christmas special, Hateshinai Baka, right?
Yes, we did!
The one who got the lowest score in the academic test,
Sakura Moko-chan,
will go on a hitchhiking trip to Ise Jingu.
Have you been there, Moko-chan?
Yes, I've been there a lot.
She's been there a lot!
That's right.
That's why we're going to show you that pattern this time.
Moko-chan, please show us the pattern.
Yes, please leave it to me.
Well then, everyone, please take a look.
VTR, start!
Today,
Oh, you don't have a face.
Today, we're going to do...
this!
It's very nostalgic.
Last year, in December, this member was chosen as the number one idiot in the last year's academic test,
Hateshinai Baka No. 1,
to organize the stupidity of Muscat 1.
The new member of Ebisu Muscat,
Sakura Moko!
Where did Moko-chan go?
Sakura Moko, who was transformed into Bakatarou in the punishment game of Baka No.1, was given this instruction.
Hello, I'm Bakatarou.
Bakatarou-san, it's a punishment game, but from now on, you'll have to hitchhike to Isejinbu.
So, this time, Sakura Moko will show you how Bakatarou hitchhikes.
Good morning.
Today, I'm going to hitchhike. I'm Bakatarou.
Everyone, I'm Bakatarou.
Bakatarou got off right next to the A-Fuku Interchange.
From here, today's hitchhiking begins.
I couldn't find my coat.
So, where do you think you're going to hitchhike?
Isn't it Isejinbu?
Isejinbu is now closed.
What?
I think it's more open now.
It's Bakataro NG.
Oh, is that so?
Bakataro was sent away.
It's not Isejinbu.
Yes.
It's a shrine.
It's OK's NG.
You can go to the shrine.
There's also OK's shrine.
I see.
There's no way you can go to Isejinbu in that outfit.
So, what are we going to aim for this time?
Here it is.
What?
Where?
Where is this?
Oh, there's a lot of kanji.
This is Inatsumi Shrine.
That's totally wrong, Pakataro.
The correct answer is Shonoki Inari Daimyojin, Inatsumi Shrine.
This shrine is located in Kofu City, Yamanashi Prefecture.
It is said that the god of learning is also enshrined here.
If you visit this shrine, your brain will definitely get better.
Do you know where Yamanashi Prefecture is?
It's in the center of Tokyo.
She's making a rough guess.
Let's ask Pakataro to write down the location of Yamanashi Prefecture.
It's in the center of Tokyo.
Oh, it's here.
That's Chiba Prefecture, but Yamanashi Prefecture is here.
That's right.
By the way, where are we now?
Now...
Oh, that's also correct.
As expected, he should know Tokyo.
This is Tokyo.
That's Gunma Prefecture.
I'm worried about going ahead, Pakataro.
The crosser said, Hey.
That's scary, too.
Do you know where Yamanashi Prefecture is?
I wrote Yamanashi Prefecture.
Oh, that's great.
It's about 110 km from here to the goal, Inatsumi Shrine.
Pakataro thinks he's in Gunma now.
Will he be able to arrive?
Hitchhiking starts at 6 a.m. at 1.3 degrees Celsius.
It was the beginning of an anxiety-filled shooting for the staff.
Everyone's not looking at me.
Are they all busy?
I think the problem is not their busyness, but their faces.
The end!!
They start hitchhiking for an hour.
Bakataro is being watched by passers-by.
He doesn't want to be seen as a friend, so the staff keeps a distance from him.
The car won't stop at the same time, so they ask the car to stop.
This is a program called Episode Mascot.
They are hitchhiking.
I want them to take me with them.
Are you working?
Bakataro is talking to them one by one without being shy.
But then, something unexpected happens.
A big car.
Can you take me with you?
Bakataro forgets his own car.
He even feels fear.
Can he really reach the finish line?
The time is passing by.
It's been 4 hours since the hitchhiking started.
The idiot finally starts to use his brain and changes the destination to Hachioji.
However, the situation remains the same. No one stops for him.
I mean, there should be a lot of courage to put such a suspicious idiot on the car.
While the staff is starting to give up, the idiot keeps calling out.
How many hours?
It took a long time.
I'm hitchhiking now.
I want to go to Yamanashi.
So, I'm going to Hachioji.
Oh, Hachioji?
Yes.
Well...
Yes.
But, can you take me there?
Oh, can I?
Thank you very much.
I'm so happy.
Who is he?
Thank you very much.
He is Mr. Jacky, a dandy man from Iran who runs a construction company.
He promised not to show his car inside the car because it's for work.
From now on, please enjoy the sound of the two of them.
Are you Jacky and Moko?
I'm so happy. I finally got caught.
Why did you stop?
I'm on my way to a temple called Hachioji.
He is Mr. Unigomu.
He is so kind.
My name is Bagataro.
Bagataro?
Yes, that's my name.
That's a nice name.
Thank you very much.
It suits you.
Really?
I'm going to a shrine today.
I'm going to Seizumi Shrine.
Seizumi Shrine.
The destination is Inazumi Shrine, Bagataro.
I'm not stupid.
If you're stupid, you can't do such a stupid thing.
That's a great statement.
Thank you very much.
I'm not stupid.
That's right.
I'm a genius.
You may be a genius.
What does that mean?
Jacky from Iran encouraged me in Japanese, but I don't know what it means. I'm a fool.
Why are you such a fool? The car goes to Ishikawa Parking Area in Chuo-do.
We say goodbye to Jacky, who has a job in Hachioji.
It's a parking area.
We have arrived.
This is the parking area.
Jacky, thank you very much for today.
Thank you very much.
I really appreciate it.
Really?
I'll pay you back.
With what?
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
Jacky, thank you very much.
Thank you very much. It took a long time.
And this is the parking area.
I don't know what you're talking about, but this is the Ishikawa Parking Area.
Hitchhiking is difficult because you can't walk and move.
Are you okay?
How many hours did it take for you to find the first car?
It took a lot of hours.
5, 4, 3, 4, 4, 5, 3.
4, 5, 3, 4, 5 hours.
4, 5 hours.
It increased.
You called the car you drove.
Why didn't you notice, Momoko?
Why?
I really didn't notice.
I was looking for someone to hitchhike for me.
That was all I could think of.
And the result was...
Was Junki-san nice to you?
He was really nice.
He was a really good man.
A good man?
He was a good man?
Can you do it, Momoko-chan?
There's more, so let's watch.
Can you do it, Momoko-chan?
Everyone, VTR, let's go!
Are you going somewhere?
Let's ask that person.
Excuse me.
I'm filming a TV show.
I'm hitchhiking.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
I'm not riding a bike.
That person seems nice.
I'm filming a TV show called Ebisu Muscat.
I'm hitchhiking.
I want to go to Yamanashi Prefecture.
You don't want to go?
Thank you.
Bakataro is going to Yamanashi Prefecture.
I don't want to go that way.
Thank you.
I don't want to go that way.
Will the second miracle happen?
At that time!
Where are you from?
Are you filming something?
I'm filming a TV show called Ebisu Muscat.
I'm hitchhiking.
I want to go to Yamanashi Prefecture.
I'm going to Yamanashi Prefecture.
Are you going to Yamanashi Prefecture?
If you don't mind, I'd like you to take me there.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad.
Can I ride a bike?
Thank you very much.
A group of teachers from a vocational school spoke to me kindly.
Why is your face like that?
I'm a little stupid.
Where are you going to Yamanashi Prefecture?
I'm going to Seimitsu Temple.
I'm going to Seimitsu Shrine.
They say it many times, but they are going to Inazumi Shrine.
Let's go.
Where are you going?
I'm going to Kajikazawa.
Kajikazawa?
Kajikazawa.
Kajika.
Zawa.
Kajika.
Zawa.
Kajikazawa.
Kajika.
Zawa.
Kajika.
Kajikazawa.
They are going to Kajikazawa in the south of Kofu City.
They are going to Kofu Minami Itta at once.
I'm glad.
Humans are good people.
What should I say?
Humans are good people.
I was rejected by people around me.
I pretended not to look at people around me.
I was rejected by people around me.
When I was on a hitchhiking, people looked at me, but they turned away.
I thought I was dangerous.
I thought so.
Please watch the program.
Thank you.
Where can I watch the program?
Ameba TV.
It's Ameba TV.
I think they are very smart.
For example, Natsuki.
Who else?
Kisaragi.
Kisaragi Sae.
Do you know?
I don't know.
Kisaragi Sae.
I think it's Sae.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Kisaragi Sae.
Please edit this.
It's Kisaragi Sae.
I'll say it again.
It's Kisaragi Sae.
I want to know the song of Daikyo.
Daikyo.
There are many songs of Daikyo.
For example, Tokyo Sexy Night.
And Bye Bye Darling.
And Tokyo Sexy Night.
Bye Bye Darling.
Recently, there is a new song.
Jan Jan Barley.
What should I do?
Will I be scolded?
Jan Jan Barley.
And Hop Step Night.
No.
Hop Step.
Hop Step Night.
Anyway, we arrived at Yamanashi Prefecture with Bakataro, who made a mistake in everything.
We say goodbye to Mr.Yamada who is going to Hajikazawa at Kofu Minami Inter.
Are we arriving?
Yes, we are.
I'm so sad.
It's time to say goodbye.
I'm so sad.
It was a fun trip.
I'm so happy.
We arrived at Kofu Minami Inter's Fudokinooka Agricultural and Livestock Exhibition Center.
Exhibition Center.
It's time to say goodbye.
It was so close that I couldn't see anything.
I was next to you, so I couldn't see anything.
It was so close that I couldn't see anything.
We are leaving.
Where are we going next?
Yamanashi Prefecture.
We are here.
We are going to Inazuma Shrine, a sacred place in Yamanashi Prefecture.
Mr.Yamada and Ms.Nagano, thank you so much.
It's so beautiful.
And we are going to hitchhike again at the parking lot of Chokubaejo.
Do you go to Kofu Station?
I'm a salesperson.
I'm sorry.
I don't go there.
You don't go there.
Thank you so much.
I'm sorry.
Are you surprised?
Are you okay?
I'm going to hitchhike at a TV program.
Kofu Station?
I'm going back to Shizuoka.
Oh, you are going back to Shizuoka.
Be careful.
Good luck.
Thank you so much.
I want to go to Kofu Station.
Do you go to Kofu Station?
No.
We are going back to Shizuoka.
What's your name?
My name is Bakataro.
Oh, I see.
You are not from Yamanashi Prefecture.
Oh, I see.
You are from Shizuoka.
On the other hand, Ebisu has a great reward for the girl who got the highest score in the academic test.
Natsuki got the highest score in the academic test.
So, I will give you a high-class grilled meat as a present.
Thank you very much.
It's OK.
Congratulations.
No.1
Natsuki-san!
Natsuki-san got 1st place.
As promised, she got a high-class grilled meat from Oishizu-no-Mei.
You can eat whatever you like.
Thank you.
What did you say?
Thank you.
Thank you?
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you for the meal?
Natsuki-san was born and raised in Kyoto.
Anyway, she is polite and modest.
Until she got 1st place in the test, she didn't aim for anything.
In a word, she is a plain girl.
What did you want to eat, Natsuki-san?
I want to eat the most expensive meat.
Sato-omiya.
What?
No way!
How much is it?
Sato-omiya is 5,000 yen for one serving.
No way!
Hey, Natsuki-chan!
I've never eaten 5,000 yen meat.
Girls in Kyoto are afraid of this kind of place.
They are shocked.
Yes.
After all, it's amazing that they can get the meat.
Really?
She ordered a lot of expensive meat.
Well, she got 1st place, so it can't be helped.
What is it? Domingo?
Yes, it is.
Party! Party!
This is the fillet.
It's beautiful.
Is this a fillet?
It's amazing.
It's hot.
This is Sato-omiya.
It's amazing.
It's a lump.
This is amazing.
Let's start with a good one.
Let's start with Sato-omiya.
It's a lump.
No, it's from the next table.
It's a lump.
It's not mine.
It's from the next table.
I'll do it with my bare hands.
It's from the next table.
I don't want to see the fight between grandmas.
It's a big difference between first place and last place.
Where is Bakataro?
I can't find him.
I'm going to look for him.
What's wrong with you?
I like to look for him like this.
Under the cold sky, Bakataro is pitiful.
But there is a goddess of salvation.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to hitchhike and go to Kofu station.
Can I go there?
It's near Hiragana station.
Really? I want you to take me there.
Thank you very much.
My name is Bakataro.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
This woman couldn't stop laughing at Bakataro's face.
She took Bakataro to Kofu station.
Bakataro told her how he felt.
I became the number one in Heisei.
After that, I used a lot of common apps on my cell phone.
I only used one app.
I came to Yamanoshi prefecture for the first time since I was born.
I didn't know anything about it.
It's a very beautiful town.
It's a very beautiful road.
She praised the road.
If she had used a normal app, she might have been able to say what she wanted to say.
That's how it is.
What do you usually do?
I talk on a variety show.
I also do music.
What kind of music?
Mascots.
Gumi, Gumi, Gumi, Gumi, Gumi, Gumi.
No, what is Gumi?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
The car arrives at Kofu Station with a desperate face.
Do you arrive at the station?
This is the station.
Wow!
Thank you very much.
She is kind.
I wanted to wear this clothes until now.
Thank you very much.
I will do my best.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
She is kind.
She is rude.
What a way to finish the story.
But, they arrive at Kofu Station safely.
And, what is Yamanashi?
This person is
Nobugen Takeda.
This is a sweet of black honey and soybean flour.
Ah, I like it.
This is a rice cake of Takeda.
No, no.
This is a famous warrior, Shingen Takeda.
I can't believe that I wasted the hint.
I'm stupid, right?
Everyone is so kind.
You should have said, thank you.
I was overflowing with gratitude.
And I had to close the car.
I was thinking about that.
I woke up.
Thank you.
Don't be rude.
Remember the song, too.
It's perfect.
What's the new song?
Jumper.
Hop Step?
Jump.
Back?
Hop Step Back.
You didn't remember the name of the same song.
That's just a coincidence.
You two are always close.
I thought you were mistaken.
That's Bakatarou.
That's wrong.
That's not Bakatarou.
That's Chiyami Tori.
That's wrong.
After the commercial, let's move on to the final part.
Are you all right?
Did you get there?
Are you grateful?
Midnight Wide Show.
Today's Midnight Wide Show is a punishment game.
Sakura is also shooting this video.
You've arrived at Kofu Station.
That's right.
I've arrived at Kofu Station.
You've arrived at Kofu Station.
It's a waste of time.
It's just a little further to the shrine.
It's just a little further.
It's just a few hundred meters away.
A few hundred meters?
It's just two kilometers away.
Let's see if you can get there.
MOKO, please do a V-flip.
How did it go?
Everyone, let's start the VTR.
Inatsumi Shrine.
This is Inatsumi Shrine.
Let's start from here.
Bakatarou is going to the shrine of Yamanashi Prefecture on a hitchhiking to pay a visit to the power plant.
Thanks to the kind drivers, they arrived at JR Kofu Station.
I'd like to go to the next place.
It's going well.
Are you hungry in front of the shrine?
I'm hungry. I haven't eaten yet.
This is a specialty of Yamanashi Prefecture.
What is it?
It's hard.
Amemochi.
Senmochi?
Of course, Senmochi is incorrect.
Do you know how to read this Yamanashi specialty?
Do you know how to read this?
No, I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you for your support.
In fact, this kanji is quite difficult and even local people can't read it.
BAKATARO started hitchhiking for some reason.
Then...
He stopped.
Excuse me.
I'm hitchhiking now.
Is this a restaurant where you can eat hotteok?
This is a restaurant.
Is that so?
Excuse me. Why did you stop?
I saw the signboard of the restaurant.
You said you were running a restaurant.
What kind of restaurant is it?
I run a soba restaurant.
I happened to make a reservation at the restaurant.
Can I go to the restaurant?
Yes, you can.
The owner of the soba restaurant stopped.
BAKATARO is very lucky.
You are a good talker.
I wanted to hitchhike once.
I wanted to hitchhike, but I didn't have a chance to do it.
When I heard that story, my heart and body were warm.
BAKATARO's comment was a little funny.
What did you call it?
Senmochi.
It's called hotteok.
Hotteok is hot, isn't it?
That's right.
Why didn't I know this?
It's amazing.
It's a wonderful restaurant.
This is YUI's restaurant.
This is a restaurant that has been in business for more than 360 years.
YUI was the 17th owner of this restaurant.
Thank you very much.
You are a kind person.
Thank you very much.
This is amazing.
This smells good.
I want to eat this.
Is this hot?
Be careful not to get hot.
I understand.
I will eat this.
I'm curious about the location of the hotteok.
How does it taste?
This is very juicy.
I can't express this in words.
As soon as I eat this, I feel like I'm eating hotteok.
I feel like I'm eating hotteok in my mouth.
This is a secret ingredient.
This hotteok contains sake.
The sweetness of miso and vegetables is very good.
This is very rich.
This is very good.
This is very soft.
At that time in Ebisu.
What do you want to be?
I want to be a member of the WALU female executive of TOKUSATSU.
WALU female executive?
Is that like DORONJO?
Yes, it's like DORONJO.
DORONJO doesn't make money.
There is a sexy actress in TOKUSATSU.
Is that so?
What kind of actress is it?
It's SHO NISHINO.
There is an adult TOKUSATSU in TOKUSATSU.
Adult TOKUSATSU?
It's very strong.
I want to be a female star who plays a villain.
I want you to show me a villainous play.
Is it a villainous play?
You may be watching this.
The casting producer is watching this.
I want you to play a villainous play.
We play a villainous play.
I will be the director.
I like the director.
ACTION.
Please give it back to me.
Don't make a noise.
Please give it back to me.
Can we eat this?
Do as you like.
You are so kind.
Can we eat this?
Can we go home?
I want to go home because I'm worried about the heating.
The power is off.
Your house is not working.
I'm worried about your house.
What's going on?
You are noisy.
She said I'm noisy.
Cut!
You are so kind.
You are not a bad girl.
She is not good at playing a bad role.
Natsuki gives her advice.
I want to ask you something.
What do you want to ask?
What shampoo do you use?
LAX has a good shampoo.
It costs about 800 yen.
It's a normal shampoo.
It's like botanical.
Is it pink?
No, it's transparent.
It's transparent.
That's good.
LAX is good.
It's not a normal LAX.
What kind of cotton swab do you use?
White or black?
Black.
Black is easy to remove.
In my case, I lick it once and let it dry.
Black is easier to remove.
Are you OK?
Yes, I'm OK.
In addition, there is a special advice to make Natsuki more interesting.
You have to make her act as a character.
That's right.
You can do that.
So you should say, I've never dated a man, so I don't know him.
That's right.
She is a mysterious girl.
Can you express your feelings now?
That's right.
You can do that.
It's easy to express if you say it a few times.
It's like a manchagiri.
She was rude yesterday.
Please say a word to her.
Please say it to her.
She is a mysterious girl.
What did you say?
She is a mysterious girl.
I think she is crazy.
That's right.
She is a mysterious girl.
You should say it like this.
She is Mitsuura-san who uses LUX.
I'm OKUMA.
I made a mistake.
Please ask her.
LUX is good.
I'm going to make it a day.
You're getting better.
I'm getting better.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's true that I have a lot of expectations.
When I say, Ha! Ha!
Go back to Kyoto.
That's it.
I don't think it's going to get any more interesting.
If you eat meat, please come back to Kyoto.
And Yamanashi's Bakataron.
Thank you very much for today.
It was really delicious.
Next, I'd like to go to Inazumi Shrine, which is famous for the tree of life.
Do you know how to read it?
I don't know how to read it.
Shonoki Inari Daimyojin
It's Inazumi Shrine.
Inazumi Shrine.
I made a mistake.
Thank you very much.
It's close to here.
I think there are people there.
Thank you very much.
A few kilometers to the goal shrine.
It's almost there, Bakataron.
Isn't it faster to walk?
That's right.
It's almost there.
It's the last one.
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
I'm going to hitchhike and go to Inazumi Shrine.
If it's okay, can you take me there?
Sure.
Really? Thank you very much.
The two men stopped in front of the goal.
Actually, these two.
Why did you put it on?
I'm doing a job to promote Yamanashi's tourism.
I stopped because I thought there was an interesting person.
You know a lot about Yamanashi.
I think it's safe now.
Have we arrived yet?
Wait a minute. I thought it was around here.
Not at all.
Do you go from here?
Let's ask.
Do you go from here?
Thank you for your kindness.
Wait a minute.
It seems that I got lost on the way to the shrine.
While Mr. Watanabe is asking the people in the neighborhood.
What are you doing?
The sky is beautiful.
It's a cold season.
Get out of here.
They desperately look for a shrine for Bakataro.
The people of Yamanashi are very kind.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
This is the god of Takumon.
Sugawara Michizane.
Who is Sugawara Michizane?
Sugawara Michizane is the god of Takumon.
It's a smart name.
And finally.
It's a shrine.
I'm so happy.
Thank you very much.
Your face is so small.
Do your best.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, thank you very much for bringing us to the goal.
I'm so happy.
I thought I would never make it, but I made it.
10 hours after starting hitchhiking at 6 a.m.
Pakataro finally arrived at Inazumi Shrine after a 120-kilometer walk.
Pakataro.
The god of literature taught me.
Takeda Nobu.
Sawa.
Osawa.
Kanhara.
Doshinko.
Sugawara.
Michizaneko.
It's beautiful.
It's a beautiful shrine.
It's really lit up.
She's saying cake.
I hope I'll get smarter.
This hitchhiking trip started with a penalty game.
She endured the embarrassment of being seen by others.
She felt the warmth and kindness of others.
Not only did she learn from the people she met on the trip,
but she also learned something important as a person.
I'm sure she felt the importance of learning through this video.
BAKATARO, did you get smarter?
I didn't know what would happen at first.
But I'm half confident and half worried.
I'm here to welcome the day.
I'm stupid, but I did my best to be stupid.
The sound is like a sound.
I will continue to improve myself.
Thank you.
That was amazing. You did it.
I thought I would never be able to do it.
Where did you think you would never be able to do it?
From the beginning.
From the beginning?
But you did it smoothly in the second half.
That's right.
It was a miracle in the beginning.
I had a good feeling about it, so I'm sorry.
I envy you.
I didn't think I would do it.
What did you learn from this experience?
My heart.
Your heart?
My heart is soft.
Soft?
Soft.
Soft?
What does that mean?
Soft.
Soft?
Soft.
Soft?
What does that mean?
I can't forgive you.
My heart is...
What does that mean?
My heart is enriched.
I think people are wonderful.
Wonderful.
I see.
I want to send a letter of gratitude to everyone.
That's right.
I want to send a letter of gratitude.
Have you heard of it?
I haven't heard of it yet.
You haven't heard of it yet.
You can't hear it anymore.
That's right.
If you know where it is, please send a letter.
I will send a letter.
That's good.
That's all for the punishment game.
The last song is the song of SINA & DEVILS.
It's called Paradise Bad Line.
Let's listen to it.
I will send the last song to those who are sick.
Listen to this song and fall in love.
Paradise Bad Line
I'm a NEET and a stay-at-home mom
Thank you!