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The opening song was the new song of Ebisu Mascots, Jan Jan Par!
Let's go again today!
Ebisu Mascots!
Let's go again tomorrow!
Death ball!
If you hit the ball, I'll tell you a secret!
Tell us!
What's the secret?
Tell us!
I don't want to hear it!
Why are you pretending to be a senpai?
I don't want to hear it!
What's the secret?
I don't want to hear it!
Tell us!
I don't want to hear it!
I'll hit it!
Don't hit my hand!
The death ball will decide it!
If you hit it, I'll tell you a secret!
Let's go again tomorrow!
I'll hit it!
Stop it!
Jump ball!
Let's go again!
I'll hit it!
What's the secret?
One more time!
That was fast!
Momo-chan, that was fast!
I was hiding it, but...
I bought a butt-shaped...
And I was pressing the G button.
Okay!
Wait a minute!
What is this?
Does it feel good?
No, it doesn't feel good.
I felt like I became a man.
At least?
I felt superior.
Momo-chan, that's a code, right?
It's a code for your heart.
That's right.
That's amazing.
My manager found it and threw it away.
Why did he find it?
Where did he find it?
In the office dormitory.
In the dormitory?
No way!
When my manager came to pick me up in the morning,
he found it at the entrance.
He found it at the entrance.
He threw it away.
That's enough!
Okay!
That's amazing!
This level, everyone!
You can do it!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Chansaya
Chansaya Motokano
I...
I was hiding it, but...
Kuro-chan said,
I'm sorry, but I got money from you.
Money!
Why? What happened?
Kuro-chan?
I'm sorry!
Why? What happened?
What happened? Please explain in detail.
After the show?
Kai-kun's?
Kuro-chan said,
I'm sorry, but...
Chansaya, right?
After that?
She gave me money.
Why money?
What is that?
Did you get it?
Yes.
I received it.
You received it?
By the way, how much is it?
9500 yen.
What?
You paid 9500 yen?
That's crazy!
Isn't it 10,000 yen?
I went to the slot.
I went to the slot, and they gave it to me on my way home.
You went to the slot together?
After that, you went to the slot together?
What?
After the show?
You said it wouldn't fit, right?
After the show?
What are you guys doing?
What's going on?
I mean, Sukkyo...
No!
You said you'd forget.
I was taken.
What are you doing?
We're going to film with Kuro-chan.
With Kuro-chan?
We're going to film at Shoryu-do 200 in the cave.
Shoryu-do 200?
Let's say we're okay with today's plan.
I didn't know!
You were taken.
You were taken?
What's going on?
It's true.
Like a medical fee?
It's like a medical fee.
A medical fee?
Go, go!
Go!
Ah, scary!
Go, go, go!
Oh, good, good.
Go, go, go!
Don't hit her!
Chance, chance, chance!
Don't hit her!
Hurry, hurry, go!
Ah, scary!
Go, go, go!
I'm counting on you.
I was hiding it, but...
Kurosawa Mirei-chan...
is always so free...
but she pretends to be busy because she has work.
I'm in trouble.
Well, well, well.
It can't be helped.
Let's ask her.
Ask her.
Zappo!
What happened to your hair?
What's wrong?
You dyed your hair?
I dyed my hair.
You look like a woman now.
Really?
Did you get bigger?
I think you got bigger.
Did you notice?
What do you mean?
You gained 6kg.
6kg?
Since last time?
In a week?
Gradually.
Are you trying to gain weight?
No, I'm trying to lose weight.
What are you talking about?
You're too close.
It's okay.
It's okay to be too close.
Don't say bye-bye.
Why are you looking at me?
Look at the camera.
I was hiding it.
Sakura and Moko
have become a couple.
They became a couple.
What's wrong?
It's because they were born together.
What's wrong?
Moko, what's wrong?
It's about the past.
The past?
It's a little different now.
A little different?
What is it now?
Right now,
it's a little different.
A little different?
One person?
One person.
Okay.
These girls
don't touch each other.
They don't touch each other.
No touching.
It's over.
It's double kiss.
Double kiss.
Right now,
they don't touch each other.
They don't touch each other.
What do we do?
Is there something we can't touch?
What is it?
I was hiding it, but while I was sleeping, I heard a loud noise.
What?
What are you doing?
You're out!
It's a fake face!
Come here!
Go, go, go!
Kawakami-sensei, you're out!
I was hiding it, but I think my family is rich.
There's a TV in the bathroom, bathroom, and all the rooms.
There's a huge screen in the living room.
That's surprising.
Is that your family?
That's normal.
I went to my friend's house and there was no TV in the bathroom.
There's a TV in the bathroom?
Yes, there is.
What does your father do?
He's a cameraman.
Cameraman?
He's a cameraman?
Yes, he sells cameras.
And he's a photographer.
He's the president of the company.
I heard your daughter's name is Mogura.
Is she okay?
Her parents must know.
She must be happy.
Really?
Is it a shoot?
Yes.
Tell your parents.
Is it okay if I take you to my parents' house?
Dad.
Is it okay?
She's cute.
Okay.
Good.
I thought you were working.
Let's go to the location.
I thought you were poor.
I thought you were working.
Let's go.
Did I get it right?
I'm sorry.
Did I get it right?
Why are you here?
Why are you there?
I didn't get it right.
You got it right, but you didn't say okay.
You didn't have to say okay.
What?
You did it, right?
She didn't say okay.
Why didn't you say okay?
You both like it.
What?
I wanted to continue.
On your own.
You wanted to do it.
It's okay.
I don't want to say it, so I want to continue.
You can continue.
You both like it.
You can continue.
You hit the wall.
You didn't hit it.
Are you okay?
She's serious.
I hid it.
I don't usually wear a bra.
When I run, I hold my bag and run.
I can't help it.
I'm not excited at all.
There are many more.
Okubo-san also took it off.
I didn't take it off.
I was surprised.
I didn't take it off.
What's going on?
I didn't see it.
What's going on?
I really didn't see it.
What's going on?
The viewers can see it.
But the switcher is not catching up.
I didn't see it.
It's not on the screen.
Please catch up.
Start.
Don't do it on your own.
Uchikawa is the leader.
I didn't know if I could say this.
I couldn't tell anyone.
I was interviewed in the city.
After that, the director of a TV station called me directly.
I heard a lot of things.
At the end, he said,
He said he wanted to have sex with me.
What?
Where?
If you add P, it's P.
Listen to the TV station.
It's definitely P.
What about the TV station?
What a refreshing program!
That's true!
It's really refreshing.
So you posted your contact information.
It was an interview at that time.
What did you talk about?
At first, I was asked about my work.
After that, the interview was done normally.
Gradually, it became a strange question about my private life.
I was asked,
How about having a meal together?
After that, I kept refusing.
Then, the question escalated.
Finally, I said,
Please!
I want to have sex with you!
What?
That's the worst.
That's a real womanizer.
You should tell him.
Yes.
I told him.
Can you read his mind?
Hey, you, director!
I won't have sex with you!
You idiot!
Don't talk to me!
I'm not talking to you!
You idiot!
Don't be threatening me!
I'm not threatening you!
I'm scared!
I'll ask you your name.
I'm scared!
Maru!
OK!
Please tell me your name.
OK!
Go for it!
What's wrong?
So...
What's wrong?
Why don't you look my mechnimal?
We should look your mechnimal.
Who took the scene?
So...
Why won't you look my mechnimal?
She cats her mechnimal?
Then put the screen up!
It's too funny!
You should be smarter.
You're not wearing glasses.
Go! Go!
Take it! Take it!
I'm here!
It's all over the place!
Is there any?
No, there isn't.
There really isn't.
You're not wearing any?
No?
You really don't have any?
No, there isn't.
Then, do you have any?
Do you have any?
That's right.
Is there any?
That's fine.
Is there any?
There is, right?
Is there any?
I've been hiding it, but...
I've been seduced by Rainbow's Ikeda-kun.
Who?
Come back!
It's Yoshimoto.
Who?
You don't know Rainbow, do you?
I didn't know. I'm sorry.
Please explain a little more.
Take it! Take it!
I don't know at all.
It's good to be athletic.
It's over.
Nanako.
I've been hiding it, but...
My first experience was with a woman.
At the time, we were in a dormitory.
I was eating with my two seniors.
I was pushed down with the momentum of alcohol.
Yes.
As a result, you had an experience with a man.
Yes, I was a woman first.
You were a woman, and then you had an experience with a man. Which one did you like better?
To be honest, I liked the woman more.
Really?
Do you have anyone you want to cry with?
Of course, everyone has someone they like.
I have a lot of people I like.
Who do you want to cry with?
Fujiwara, don't make a face like me.
I'm not making a face.
You made a face like you.
I don't think I can do it.
I'll get hurt.
The end.
It was a great work.
We still have a lot of work to do.
We'll continue to do it.
Everyone, please prepare a secret.
Please.
It's a commercial break.
I, Taku Suzuki, the official brother of Ebisu Mascots, will help you.
Today, Mascots is going to learn about Pink Saddle Yasuko-ryu.
Yasuko-san is going to teach us how to use pink saddle.
It's a classroom where you can learn how to behave as a mature woman.
Yasuko-san, thank you for your time today.
It was a piece of cake.
I think you managed to overcome it.
Thank you.
Kazuko-san, thank you for your time today.
Yasuko-san, I would like to confirm the techniques of Pink Saddle Yasuko-ryu.
Pink Saddle Yasuko-ryu is a style that emphasizes how to drink it in a sexy way.
I'm going to make you a cup of tea, so please drink it in a sexy way like a mature woman.
I'm going to look at your palm.
If you have a pimple, I'm waiting for a punishment from you, so please be as sexy as you can.
Yasuko-san, let's start with the tea.
Yes.
First of all, this way.
Otaku?
Yes.
This way.
Fu-sen.
Thank you.
What's your name?
My name is Mai Ishioka.
I see. Where are you from?
I'm from Toyota City, Aichi Prefecture.
Oh, you mean that Toyota car?
Yes, the famous one.
Do you like cars?
Yes, I do.
What kind of cars do you drive?
My mother drives a RAIF.
Your mother drives a RAIF.
What about your father?
My father drives a MARCH.
I see.
She is a wonderful lady.
Here you are.
Thank you for the food.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
I feel like...
I feel like... I'm going to spill it.
Nya!
It's in front of your house.
Thank you.
She can't drink it unless her mouth is open.
Miss, what's your name?
My name is Kana Momonogi.
Where are you from?
I'm from Heiwa-dori, Ikebukuro.
Heiwa-dori, Ikebukuro?
Yes, that's where I'm from.
Oh, that's in Nishiguchi, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What kind of town is it?
It's a town with a lot of foreigners.
I see.
Here you go.
Thank you for it.
It's so slimy.
Big brother?
It's so slimy.
Big brother's is so strong.
Thank you for the meal.
It's so disgusting.
Thank you.
He was really looking at my eyes.
Big brother.
It's big brother.
Let's try this one.
Thank you.
What's your name?
I'm Akino Fujiwara.
Akino.
Where are you from?
I'm from Kanishi, Gifu Prefecture.
Kanishi?
Yes.
What kind of city is it?
What's famous in Kanishi?
Well...
There's a famous grilled meat restaurant nearby.
It's wonderful.
Ah, it's just the right size.
I don't want to participate!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot on my face! It's hot on my face!
What? What?
I can't do it?
Get out of here!
Why don't you wipe it off?
Miss, why are you soaking wet?
Are you okay?
I wiped the floor once.
Please wipe your face with the one you wiped the floor with.
This floor is a beautiful floor.
Thank you very much.
Next, this person, this is a good person.
Oh!
I think it's good.
Yes.
Miss, what's your name?
My name is Kano Yura.
Mr. Kano Yura.
Where are you from today?
From Bizen today.
Bizen.
Bizen and Okayama.
Yes.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Eh?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Waaaaa!
Taro.
He's so big already.
Wow…
It has a lot of flavor to it.
Roll, roll on the watch…
Roll, roll, roll on the watch...
Roll, roll on the watch...
Roll, roll, roll...
Roll it, roll it.
It's disgusting.
Eho-kun seems to be happy.
Next.
I think this one is good.
Ah, I see.
Miss, your name is...
Rumiko Koyanagi.
Ah, hello.
How is it? Soccer these days.
Yes, today is the final of Katarusen.
I'm looking forward to it.
Which player do you want to go to?
Well...
Personally, I like Hotaru Yamaguchi.
Which part?
I like his roughness.
What kind of relationship do you have with Mr. Kenya?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
It's a bad question.
Go ahead.
It's hot.
What is this?
It's scary.
It was scary.
It was just a blizzard.
It was after the war.
That's right.
I think the next person should be here.
I see.
I can smell it from here.
What's your name?
My name is Tina Nanami.
Tina.
Where are you from?
I'm from Toyohashi, Aichi Prefecture.
Toyohashi.
I'm from Chikuwa, Yamasa.
What do you like in Chikuwa?
There are a lot of things like Hanpen.
I like Hanpen made of beans with edamame.
I like it too. It's delicious.
It's delicious.
Go ahead.
I'll enjoy it.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, you're right.
You sound fake, too.
That was it.
Next, let's look at this one.
What's your name?
My name is Tomoda Ayaka.
I see.
Tomoda-san, how old are you?
I'm 30 years old.
Really?
Yes.
I see.
How old are you?
I think I'm a little older.
How old are you really?
I'm 30 years old.
Wow, 37 years old.
Yes, 37 years old.
I thought you were the same age as me.
Here you are.
Thank you.
I don't like it.
She is an old lady.
I pushed it.
Leave it until it becomes like this.
It's sweet and salty.
It's hot.
Old lady.
It's hot.
Old lady.
Why are you here?
It's hot.
Her reaction is like an old lady.
It's hot.
She is a good old lady.
I pushed it.
Who wants to do it?
Me.
Please wait for a while.
Me.
Anyone else?
Who wants to do it?
Me.
Who wants to do it?
Me.
Yes.
Who wants to do it?
Me.
The tall one behind you.
Monster.
That monster.
Please sit over there.
Please put it down.
That monster.
Please sit there.
Yasuko, this person.
That's right.
Please sit here.
Monster.
Bye-bye!
Which mountain do you want to go first?
Sensei, it's my turn.
Please be quiet.
It's the monster's turn now.
Is it my turn?
No, it's not. It's the monster's turn now.
It's the monster's turn.
What about me?
It's the monster's turn.
So I'm next, right?
It's the monster's turn now.
Please be quiet.
What do you usually eat?
The monster.
I usually eat beef tongue.
You eat beef tongue?
Do you eat it from a living cow?
The tongue of a cow.
I eat the tongue of a cow in a good way.
I eat the tongue of a cow.
You're a good monster.
Thank you.
Can you eat stones?
I've only ever licked stones.
Can you eat the gravel of a park?
Can you eat the sand of a park?
I can eat a lot of sand.
You can eat a lot of sand because your mouth is open.
You're amazing.
Go ahead.
It's so big.
It's been a while since I ate this.
It's a monster.
I can't get in.
It's a monster! Get rid of it!
Get rid of the monster!
Go home!
I can't?
Go home!
I'm so sorry.
Please get rid of it.
Go home!
Please get rid of it.
Who else?
Sensei!
Louder.
This is a sacred place, so don't make a loud voice.
Sensei!
This is a sacred place.
Please be quiet.
Sensei, I'll do it!
Be quiet.
It's really hard to edit.
It's really hard to edit from the top.
I'm sorry.
Well, then...
Bakemono-ni?
Bakemono-ni...
Matsuoka-san.
Bakemono-ni...
Bakemono-ni-san.
Over here.
Bakemono-ni-san.
Is that okay?
Bakemono-ni-san.
That's right.
Well, then...
Bakemono-ni-san.
Over here.
Where are you from?
I'm from Adachi, Tokyo.
You live in Adachi?
Yes.
What do people from Adachi do for fun?
They follow their senpais.
They follow their senpais?
They follow their senpais.
Is there a club you can tell us about?
One time, I was about to get punched by my senpai with a cork.
A cork?
It was a bike helmet.
It was called a cork.
With a cork?
The one that looks like a hanbo?
Yes.
You called it a cork?
And you got punched?
I was about to get punched, but I ran away.
You ran away?
You got punched and ended up with that face?
I was born with it.
You were born with it?
I see.
Here you go.
It's death sauce.
I'll eat it.
I wonder if the monster likes it.
I wonder if it's just right.
What's going on?
I'm scared!
The demon has broken!
The monster was about to come out!
It's dangerous. It's evil.
I'm scared!
Go back to your desk!
Please withdraw.
I was scared.
There are so many monsters.
Then, Mr.Momonogi.
Teacher!
Mr.Momonogi.
I'm still here.
Please be quiet.
I haven't done it yet.
Please be quiet.
Then, Mr.Momonogi.
Please come here again.
I'm sorry.
Please move over there.
Quickly.
Mr.Momonogi.
Please move over there.
I'm sorry.
Mr.Momonogi is about to change his license.
Then, Mr.Momonogi.
Please have this Eho-chan.
Eho-chan.
How is it?
Are you getting used to it?
Yes.
Thanks to you, I was able to come this far.
Is that so?
Mr.Momonogi is about to change his license.
Please do your best.
Then, please.
I'll eat it.
This is Eho-chan.
Ah, Eho-chan, where are you coming from?
Eho-chan, where are you coming from?
What?
What if she is trying to push Eho-chan out?
Eho-chan?
Eho-chan, where are you coming from?
Is it here?
What?
I feel like Eho-chan is coming out of the bedroom.
Eho-chan.
Eho-chan, are you embarrassed?
You are hiding so you are showing up quite often.
Eho-chan.
Eho-chan?
Oh no!
Eho-chan.
What are you hiding from me?
Eho-chan.
Eho-chan?
Dad?
Eho-chan.
Eho-chan?
Eho-chan is out?
What?
Oh!
Good afternoon.
Who is it?
I'm going to do it in front of a very nasty person.
Then, next.
Sensei, I'm here.
It's okay.
Let me do it at least once.
It's okay.
Again?
Yes.
Then, next.
Tomoda-san.
I'm Tomoda Ayaka.
How is your body recently?
My knees and lower back are a little...
It's better to take it properly.
Thank you very much.
Tomoda-san is old.
Yoshizumi-san.
Here you are.
I'm so happy.
You've grown so much.
I was so surprised.
It's a lie.
Take care of yourself.
Thank you.
Yatsuko.
Yes.
It's time.
Yes.
I'll announce the sexiest student.
Me?
What?
Please announce the sexiest student.
The sexiest student...
Who was it?
This time...
Momonogi.
Thank you.
I'm sure.
I'm honored.
Thank you.
It's a lie.
That's all.
Pink Shadow, Yatsuko.
I was thinking about introducing myself.
Thank you.
It's a lie, isn't it?
I hate this.
Fuck you!