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KING KONG KAZUARA VS OOKUBO
Yeah, yeah, yeah, check it, one, two, yeah, yeah!
Today is November 22nd, the day of good fortune!
Here we go!
What? I don't give a shit about good fortune!
Let's make some noise! Let's burn it up!
Today is Mr. Ookubo's day off, so let's have a lot of fun!
Is soccer okay?
KING KONG KAZUARA, die!
YOUTUBER!
YOUTUBER, die!
I can't say what I want to say, but I can say anything on this dance floor!
Like this!
Let's dance and spit it out tonight!
Let's dance, dance, let's dance!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Don't ask others for trust!
You're not alive!
What happened?
What's wrong?
There are a lot of people like that.
I'm the only one who can really trust.
There are a lot of people who are a little spoiled.
What happened?
Are you okay?
Who can trust Taku-san?
That's Tsuka-chan.
Only Tsuka-san?
I gave her half of the gala.
You gave her all the jobs that Taku-san didn't do?
I gave her all of them.
You're so kind.
Can you find someone who can give me a gala?
It'll be easier if you say it like this.
Kiryu-chan, wait for me!
Hey, Su-bu!
Don't quit!
I found a tweet saying,
I want you to quit after you beat Mad Max.
I found a tweet saying,
Let me graduate normally!
I found a tweet saying,
I want you to quit after you beat Mad Max.
But Mad Max is really tough.
Is it like this?
The ideal is to be dragged by a car.
That's the ideal.
But it didn't work out.
My father told me not to do it.
He told me to eat bugs and lose weight.
But I lost 6kg.
That's good.
The result is good.
No, it's not.
It's not good.
Do you want to quit normally at the end?
I want to graduate normally.
What will happen?
I don't think you can graduate normally.
I'm going to shave my face.
Your face?
I'm going to remove my nails.
You're going to remove your nails?
What will happen at the end?
It's not good.
I'll be prepared.
Be prepared.
We'll be waiting for your request.
Let's continue.
Please look forward to it.
What?
You were touched by Halloween?
I was just passing by Shibuya at work.
I was touched by a street light.
It wasn't just one person.
I was touched by so many people.
I had no choice but to run away.
Were you wearing a Halloween costume?
I was just going home from work.
You were wearing a normal costume.
I was so excited.
I had no choice but to run away.
I'm so sad.
I'm so scared.
Let me touch you.
I'm so scared.
It's Halloween.
Be careful, everyone.
Don't touch me.
Let's continue.
My sister's boyfriend.
My sister hasn't come home yet.
Don't go into the bathroom without permission.
What's the situation?
When I got home,
I heard a noise from the bathroom.
I took a video of it.
A naked man came out of the bathroom with a bath towel.
I was surprised.
I thought my sister was coming home.
I saw her, but she wasn't there.
She wasn't there.
She was using the bathroom as if it were her house.
By the way,
Is your sister's boyfriend a man?
His body was amazing.
That's not good.
He was naked.
Don't say that.
Let's do it.
You shouldn't have come here.
That's right.
Don't do that.
Let's see what happens next.
Let's continue.
Momonogi.
Let's go.
Manager,
Don't look at me through the rearview mirror of the car.
That's scary.
I don't talk in the car at all.
The inside of the car is silent.
If I look at the car in the waiting time,
There is a rearview mirror of the car.
My eyes meet the manager's eyes there.
That's scary.
That's creepy.
Don't do that.
Isn't it scary?
You can talk to the manager.
I'm more scared of the manager.
Can you say something to the manager?
The manager looks scary.
I'm really scared of him.
I try not to look at his face.
You should change the manager.
You should be careful.
I'll think about it.
You don't have to worry about the manager.
The manager has a good personality.
Let's move on.
Here we go.
Let's go.
There is something at the base of the foot.
Please do something about it.
There was a big one.
Where is the base of the foot?
It's around here.
I fixed it.
I fixed it, but I made a bigger one.
Recently, the surface of the foot has burst.
A lot of juice came out of it.
That's definitely a phlegm.
That's a phlegm.
There is a lot of juice.
That's definitely a phlegm.
It's dirty.
It stinks.
That's a phlegm.
It's dirty.
That's a dirty woman.
Have you ever had a phlegm?
I've had a phlegm.
That's why I know.
This summer, I'll have a phlegm.
Please be careful.
If you have a phlegm, please be careful.
Usa-chan
If you put out a warm futon, you'll get warm and become Usa-nukunuku-chan.
This is no good.
No matter how you think about it, this is no good.
Is Usa-chan okay?
Usa-chan is okay, right?
What is it? Everyone's Usa-chan is okay.
Usa-chan is...
I put out a warm futon.
I can't sleep anymore because I'm Nukunuku-chan.
What should I do, Taku-san?
I think it's okay to die.
Right now, there are a lot of comments.
I'm scared.
I can kill anyone who comments.
That's true.
Taku-san, you have a lot of amazing skills.
I can break bones.
I'm scared.
Everyone, please be careful.
Usa-chan, let's put out a warm futon.
You're treating me like a child.
Do your best.
Last but not least, Mitsuru-san!
Mitsuru-san!
What?
Mitsuru-san.
The other day, I went to Canada.
I went to a fire.
Japanese people are told to show their passports because they look young.
My 38-year-old friend told me to show my passport.
So, I prepared to show my passport.
He said,
I don't care about you.
It's totally fine.
No.
When I asked him,
he said,
It's like I was born as a mother to a 38-year-old friend.
The studio lights are going to go out.
So be careful.
I'm scared.
What should I do?
Don't turn on the lights.
I'm sorry.
Don't turn on the lights.
That's all for tonight.
Thanks!
Cheers!
Good evening!
It's time for Shoumonai News!
The commentator is me, Momoko Pinheel, and the commentator is...
Oops, I made a mistake.
Shoumonai News!
The caster is me, Momoko Pinheel, and the commentator is my usual self.
I'm Shigeko Amuroi, and I'd like to spread the word about the day of a good couple on November 22nd.
I like backstages.
Oh, you like backstages?
Isn't it better to be a backstage than a good couple?
You like backstages, right?
Well, I like them, but they're standing backstages.
The best is standing backstages.
We have a special commentator here with us today.
Welcome!
Thank you for coming!
I'm glad to be here.
This is the third time.
You're the one who appeared the most in this segment.
Every time, the director says,
Taku-kun, I'm counting on you for this segment.
I'm looking forward to working with you tonight.
Thank you.
We had a day off last week.
I thought there was no more Shoumonai News.
There's still more.
Are you guys still doing it?
Are you guys still doing Shoumonai News?
I think so.
There's still more.
You guys look like you're doing Shoumonai News.
You guys are the most excited.
Mihiro's Shoumonai News changes her hairstyle every time.
She changes her hairstyle every time.
That makes me feel better.
The makeup artist isn't here just for you.
That's right.
Shoumonai News.
The power of Shoumonai News.
I wonder if there's more Shoumonai News.
Here's the first news.
Kanzaki Sae.
Kanzaki Sae posted a picture of her unhappy meal.
That's not good.
I don't know what an unhappy meal is.
There's a picture on Twitter.
Let's take a look.
Here it is.
It's dirty.
When you wake up and eat monja, you lose weight.
You don't rely on monja, you make it from powder.
Monja?
What is this?
It's like a Shimbashi station.
You can make monja at home.
If you're going to do it, it should look good.
It's called Kanzu Kitchen.
Kanzu Kitchen.
That's Shoumonai News.
What is this, Kanzaki?
You put a hashtag.
Is it like Oyasumikami?
It's the same as Oyasumikami.
You put a hashtag.
I've been doing Oyasumikami since my debut.
I don't have a history.
It doesn't matter.
It's useless.
It's not a matter of history.
Monjayaki is for everyone to eat.
Are you doing monjayaki alone?
It's lonely.
You're crazy.
Monjayaki is not for one person.
It's not.
It's like a joke.
It's not like that.
It's like a joke.
It's embarrassing.
It's the most embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing.
Next news.
I want to punch Fujiwara Akino's Instagram photo.
It's always like that.
Let's look at the photo.
Which one?
The one with the leader and Kogawa.
Can you zoom in?
It's dirty.
It's a great line.
How wide is it?
It's a cute pose.
It's a mean face.
It looks strong when you're boxing.
It's a strong face.
I won't forgive you if it's not your same photo.
You must be cute.
I will do it again.
You can do it if you laugh, right?
It can't be helped. Let's move on.
The next news.
Mikami Yua is going to be a katakoto.
What does that mean?
There's a tweet about this. Let's see.
Taiwan, I'm going to go.
It's already over there.
Mikami-san, what is this?
I'm going to go.
Did you go?
Do I have to put a small tsu on it?
What?
You still don't remember Japanese?
I'm going to go.
You're so stupid.
Are you okay with Japanese?
I'm fine.
What's your best word?
A four-letter word.
Zenshin zende.
What does that mean?
What's your best word?
If a dog walks, it hits a stick.
It's not a stick.
That's the worst word you've ever said.
That's not a good word.
Everyone knows that.
Mikami-san, you should learn Japanese soon.
I'm fine.
I'm saying this because you're not fine.
I want you to graduate.
You're so stupid.
I'm going to go.
You said it without checking it.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go to Taiwan.
I'm going to read the next news.
Natsume Hanami's solo debut?
No way.
I don't think so.
What do you mean?
There was a tweet about it.
Let's take a look.
Listen.
I don't like Natsume Hanami.
What?
Did you release a song?
It's a good song.
It's a song title.
Please sing a song.
I want to hear it.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Sing it.
I'll give you time to promote it.
I'll give you time.
Even if I tweet, it won't reach you.
But I'll keep on tweeting.
How could you let her hear the vibrato in such a short time?
I'll read the next news.
The last news.
Drunk Dragon Taku Suzuki.
You can't laugh.
What does that mean?
It's a tweet.
It's nothing. But I feel like I've been fooled.
Let's take a look at the tweet.
It's scary.
Someone I don't know sold my autograph at an online auction.
It was sold for 10 yen.
Explain!
Isn't the first half of Japanese strange?
Someone I don't know sold my autograph at an online auction.
It's strange.
Someone I don't know sold my autograph at an online auction.
I understand Mikami-san's feelings.
I don't understand.
It's the same level.
What?
Did you see the autograph?
I saw it and remembered.
When I go to Osaka, there are people who ask for my autograph.
If I say my name, they say I don't need it.
If I say I can't sell it, they say they know it.
It's rude.
That's the worst.
It's the worst.
There are people like that.
I thought you were going to do business with me.
It's sad.
Don't bring this up.
It's the worst.
I'm the worst.
It's the worst.
Thank you.
See you next week.
Damn it.
Thank you.
You're going to be in that sexy corner.
You're going to be popular.
Today's Bamiri is different.
It's more forward.
It's off.
You're a pro.
I can't do anything about it.
Sexless Mitsuura, look this way!
The new and the old!
It's been a while since we've done this segment.
As always, we're going to compete to see who's the sexiest.
This time, it's a battle between the new members and the older members.
Let's start with the red corner.
The new member team, the second is Drunk Dragon, Suzuki Taku!
Taku, what do you think of the new members?
The new members are all having sex.
I think we can win this.
Are you all doing it?
I'm looking forward to it.
And the old members, the blue corner is the senior team.
The second is Kurosawa.
The veteran team is going to win.
The power is strong.
It's strong.
I can only smell crab.
What do you mean?
There are suspicious people.
The voice from the side is amazing.
Please do your best, everyone.
Kurosawa-san, thank you.
Thank you.
I would like to explain the rules immediately.
Each team will come out to the center stage in front of this window.
Each team will show a sexy expression.
If Mitsura-san is excited and peeks at her face, she wins.
Thank you.
Please knock on the door.
Let's knock on this door.
Oh!
Welcome!
It's good to see you!
Welcome!
It's good to see you!
Hello!
Sayonara!
Don't say sayonara!
Mitsuura-san!
It's been a while since we've done this segment.
How have you been?
I don't think you've had sex recently.
I don't think so.
I haven't.
You haven't?
Have you ever had sex?
I'm sure you've had sex.
You and the staff at Abema have had sex.
That's right.
It's really embarrassing when you pass each other.
You were there today, too.
I'm glad you were there.
You ignored me and passed me by.
You were smiling.
It's embarrassing.
I thought you'd quit, but I'm glad you came back.
I'm glad you came back.
Have you ever had sex?
I haven't.
I see.
Winter is coming!
He's angry.
You don't have sex in winter, do you?
I'm sad.
I hope you have a lot of sex today.
Let's move on to the first round.
Who is the top batter of the new member team?
Yes.
It's Tomoda-san.
It's Rei-san.
What kind of voice do you have?
Did you say Obasan?
Obasan.
Obasan?
I couldn't hear you.
It's Obasan.
Your ears are getting farther away.
I couldn't hear you at all.
You look strong.
Who is the blue corner?
Yes.
It's Miko-chan.
She's strong.
Please stand in front of the microphone.
Let's get started.
Let's start with Mikami-san from the blue corner.
Let's get started.
Look this way.
What is this?
That way.
It's open.
What is that?
That's amazing.
What is that?
That's amazing.
What is that?
That's amazing.
It's big.
The door closed.
It's big.
It was delicious.
Let's move on to the red corner.
The red corner is Tomona-san.
Are you ready?
It's our first time meeting her, so please do your best.
Let's start with Tomona-san from the red corner.
Look this way.
She's getting older.
The sound is deep.
The door is opening.
It's old.
This way, this way.
The door is closed.
It smells like the Showa era.
That's right.
This way, this way.
This game is about the door opening.
Let's start from the blue corner again.
Look this way.
She's surprised.
It's opening.
That...
What did she put on?
I'm interested in that.
What did she put on?
Something like this.
What?
Behind?
Thank you very much!
Backwards?
Behind?
Backwards?
Behind, behind!
Behind!
How about it's behind someone?
I'd love it if it was behind him!
It's fine, it's fine.
Behind, behind!
Behind!
It could be behind.
It was very Hansy!
What do you mean behind!?
She hade it behind him!
Utsuha-san?
Did you put a quail egg on it?
Mikami-san wins the first match!
A quail egg?
A quail egg...
Let's move on to the second round.
Who is in the red corner?
Oh, it's Hana-san.
And who is in the blue corner?
Oh, it's Ishioka-san!
Congratulations!
I won!
Kano-san, what do you think Ishioka-san will show us?
I think he'll show us something really cool.
I'm looking forward to it.
Mitsuru-san will go like this.
I'm looking forward to it.
How about you, Ishioka-san?
He's the youngest.
That's right.
Right?
He's young, so he's still a bit immature.
But he's a veteran, so I think he'll be fine.
He'll show us what he's made of.
Let's start with Ishioka-san in the blue corner.
Look this way.
Ahan!
Ah...
Chi...
Ah...
Ko...
Chi...
Ah...
Chi...
Ah...
Is it okay?
It's open.
Chi...
Ah...
Ko...
Chi...
Ah...
Chi-a go... Chi-a...
Chi-a...go Chi...
Chi-a go Chi...
(?)
Chi-a go
Chi-a
Ah...
Chi...
Hey!
This way!
I'm so happy!
That was unique.
Now, let's move on to Kano-san in the red corner.
This way!
Look here!
Look here...
Look here?!
What's going on?!
Look here?!
What's going on?!
Look here?!
I can't believe it!
I told you!
If you don't face it, nothing will start!
That's right!
I told you!
Yay!
Let's move on to the third round.
Who is in the red corner?
It's Fujima-nii-chan.
And who is in the blue corner?
It's Momonaki-san!
Momonaki-san, you can do it!
How do you feel?
I'm sure she'll do a great job.
I'm looking forward to it.
How about you, Momonaki-san?
I'm sure she'll do a great job.
She has a great voice.
I'm looking forward to her voice.
Momonaki-san, are you ready?
Momonaki-san, let's start.
Look this way.
Mitsura-san.
She called you.
Yes?
Mitsura-san.
Look this way.
Come out this way.
Give me a lot.
Give you?
Give you.
She got it.
Come this way.
Look this way.
Open the door as far as you can see.
Look into my eyes.
Look this way.
She got it.
Come out this way.
Give me a lot.
Give you a lot.
What?
Mitsura-san's...
What?
Umm...
She got it.
Mitsura-san doesn't have it.
I'll close it.
Mitsura-san doesn't have it.
She got it.
It's rude to Mitsura-san.
It's too much.
Mitsura-san is laughing behind her.
Mitsura-san is calm now.
Please give her a signal.
She got it.
Fujimani-chan, let's start.
Are you okay?
Let's start.
Fujimi-san's...
This way...
I want to see you more...
This way...
Not that way...
More...
It's not enough...
This way...
I want to see you more...
More...
Don't tease me!
That's amazing.
Don't get carried away.
That's amazing.
Don't get carried away.
That's amazing.
It's like the Showa era.
It's like the Showa 40s.
The Showa 40s.
He's so excited.
The winner of the red corner is...
Mito!
His voice is so thick.
It's thick, isn't it?
His voice is thick.
He has a unique voice.
Who is the winner of the red corner?
Nara!
I knew it.
Who is the winner of the blue corner?
Umekoro!
She's in the middle.
Good luck.
I won.
What do you think of Nara?
I think of his face more than his voice.
Please look at that, too.
I understand.
I'll pay attention to it.
What do you think of Umekoro?
I think Umekoro is the number one crazy girl.
I'll do my best.
Let's start with the blue corner.
Let's start with Umekoro.
Look this way.
She's in the middle.
Wait a minute.
She's in the middle.
What? What?
I saw it! I saw it!
No way!
It wasn't sexy at all!
It was erotic.
It was erotic, wasn't it?
It's true that Mitsuura-san did it.
That's good.
What did you do, Nana-san?
I didn't do it.
What are you going to do?
Do you want to do it?
I'll do it.
That's amazing.
Do you have confidence?
Yes, I do.
Then, let's listen to Nara-san's a-ha.
I don't know what it's like.
I can't imagine what it's like.
That's right.
I understand.
Then, Nara-san.
What is it like, Nara-san?
Look this way and a-ha.
It's like a rotten pineapple.
I don't like it.
Hey!
Are you in a bad mood?
I'm in a bad mood.
Did you drink too much?
I'm in a bad mood.
Did you drink too much?
I'm in a bad mood.
I can't move the window.
I don't like the way you hold the microphone.
Shut up!
I don't like it.
I'm in a bad mood.
It was just a noise.
I see.
The winner of the fourth round is Aoko!
As expected!
She was worried just now.
She was more worried than sexy.
The genre was different.
Who is the winner of the fifth round, Ako?
It's Boco-chan!
And who is the winner of the blue corner?
Please come to the front.
Boco-chan, are you okay?
I'm confident.
Are you okay?
That's amazing.
Let's do our best.
The blue corner is Kanzaki's
Look this way, ahan!
Which way are you looking at?
It's cool.
Ya-chan.
Which way are you looking at?
It's all red.
Look this way, ahan!
Kansai dialect.
Which way?
Ya-chan.
Which way are you looking at?
Ya-chan, don't look this way
Don't look this way
Look this way, a little more
Look this way, look this way
It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing
It's embarrassing
It's like a back and forth dance
It's embarrassing
She's talking
Little by little
It's coming
It's coming, a little more
A little more
It's coming
A little more
It's coming
Ya-chan
Let's go together
Look this way
It's coming
Which way are you looking at?
Look this way
It's embarrassing
This is not a competition
I'll do it
You won
Show us
I'll show you
Show us
I'll show you
If you can open it, you can have the same score
Show us
Let's go to the red corner
Let's go
Look this way
Are you okay?
Mi-chan
It's not Mi-chan
It's not Ya-chan
It's Mi-chan
It's the first time
It's the first time to call Mitsuru-san as Mi-chan
Mi-chan
Look this way
Ah
Look this way
It's not Mu-i-te
Ki-te-te-te
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-chan
What's that?
It's still moving
Mi-chan
It's always Piku-ryo
It's a flower
It's scary
It's a flower
There's something in this house
It's scary
I thought it was a monster
It's scary
The winner of the 5th round is the blue corner
Yay
Come out, Suzuki
What did you say?
Come out, Suzuki
Is it me?
Come out, Suzuki
Do you have a second match?
Suzuki-san
I'll also
Do a coronation
I'll also do a coronation
Let's do a male coronation
Do your best!
What is this?
Mitsuura-san, I really hate you
The staff is coming out
What is this?
I want to invite girls to my private
I just want to see your private
Are you serious?
Really?
Is it me?
Since it's a request
The red corner and the blue corner are all here
It's going to be interesting, so please show us the real one
I want the real one
This is the request
Let's start with the blue corner
How dare you say something that's not written
I want to make this the final round
Really?
Please become a black horse
We don't have a black horse team
Are you serious?
I didn't think it would be like this
Are you ready?
I'm not sure if I'm ready or not
Let's start
Let's start with Sakurai-san
Really?
Let's start with Sakurai-san
Look this way
Mitsuru-san
It's a good voice
Don't worry about my age
He's talking! He's talking!
He's talking!
Please come out
Please press it! Please press it!
Sakurai-san, please press it!
Mitsuura-san, I've been working with you for a long time
Why is he talking?
I've always been interested in you
It's the feeling of the night, Sakurai-kun's feeling of the night
What is this?
I really...
He's talking
I like Toshibe more
What do you think of me?
My...
What do you think of me?
He's done it!
That's right
He's already thinking
Is it okay?
Let's do it!
Please do your best
Let's go to the next corner
Look this way!
You know
I really drank a lot today
It was really good
Can you sit next to me?
He's the type to attack from there
You don't have to be embarrassed
Come over here
I'm not doing anything
Please come over here
Is it cold?
Are you okay?
Do you want me to warm you up?
Are you okay?
So that's what love is like
Are you okay?
A little more
Come over here
I'm kind of...
Tired
A little...
Let's lie down
What?
He's coming in
I'll give you an arm pillow
Come over here
He's coming in a lot
Huh?
There's a mole here
Where is it?
Can I kiss you?
I've always...
Liked you
No!
Damn it!
What was that?
Don't do that!
What was that?
This match is over.
Why is it over?
Thank you, Takuma-san.
What was that?
She ran away because she didn't want to fight.
I just wanted to hear the voice of a man when he went over there.
But it was all good and bad.
That's not it.
You said it was realistic.
Shut up!
I just wanted to hear the voice of a man when he went over there.
But it was all good and bad.
If I had read that, I wouldn't have said the voice of a man when he went over there.
That's true.
The final match is over.
The result is 3 to 2.
Senpai team wins!
Thank you!
Senpai team wins this trophy!
Congratulations!
Senpai team won.
Shouka-san, how was it?
I feel like I'm getting better and better.
I want to do it again.
Please do it again next time.
Lastly, Mitsura-san!
Can you show your face?
What?
It's easy to show your face.
Who do you think was the most popular?
MVP?
I was surprised when Yumekana-chan said,
Something's stuck in my throat.
I thought it was really bad.
Mitsura-san, you saw Yumekana-chan, right?
Something's stuck in my throat.
Who do you think was the most popular?
Suzuki-san.
Suzuki-san?
I said it in a very realistic way.
I really don't want this to be broadcast.
I want you to come back with a lot of revenge.
Let's do it again next time.
Let's do it again.
It's not Muscat 2.
Please look forward to the next time.
That's all.
Let's look at the sex rest tourer.
Look this way.
It was a new top match.
It's time to say goodbye.
Do you have any news about Muscat?
We, Ebisu Muscat's 3rd Live,
Ebisu Muscat's Winter Graduation Ceremony,
I'll say it again, but we,
the Muscat Special,
will be held on December 15th, Saturday,
at Shinagawa Stellar Ball.
Tickets are now on sale!
For more information, please visit the official website.
And!
Tickets are now on sale!
We'll be giving away tickets to the people who watch the midnight show on the show day!
Don't miss the show!
Please look forward to it!
Thank you so much!
See you next week!