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Gochisosamadeshita!
Since today's two-server is okumoto we're playing okumoto~~
So this week's guest is this person!
It's Suzuki!
This mood doesn't suit him at all!
Despite being a rubber tabby like this,
Let's do everything we can to meet our fans!
So, let's...
Dance Dance Wild Show!
Recently, we went back to our beloved Fukui.
My family told me,
Fujiwara-chan was in a Fukui commercial!
Fujiwara-chan?
Speaking of Fukui, it's summer!
What? Really?
It's a commercial for a heavy machine in Fukui.
A commercial for a heavy machine?
Yes.
That's cool!
What do they use for agriculture?
It's a construction site.
It's a famous company in Fukui, right?
That's right.
You've been fooled!
No, I haven't!
You've been fooled!
You've been fooled by the president of a heavy machine factory!
No, I haven't!
You've been fooled by the president's wife!
No, I haven't!
Fukui has a weird image.
You've been fooled!
Why?
You've been fooled!
Why didn't you!
Did the boss say something completely did nothing.
Stop!
Did he say something again?
Hey, I told you I want to thank you!
That's enough!
Don't you dare to say that again.
Don't interfere business.
Between us!
Manager-san, please stop looking at Momonogi Kana- chan's twitter and smiling!
Who?
The male manager.
That's not good.
Where are you?
What's wrong, Momonogi-chan?
While I was working, my manager said,
Kano-chan's manager said,
Momo-chan is somewhere, I want to go.
That's not good.
It's like he's watching me.
Honestly, I don't know what to do when I meet him.
What's wrong with this manager?
Where is he?
He's coming out.
He's coming out, right?
He's not here now?
I wanted him to come out.
Is that so?
Tell me when he's here.
What's this?
Tell me when he's here.
Let's go!
She's a teacher.
Don't judge me by my voice!
I'm not Burikko!
It's Burikko, right?
No matter how you look at it, it's Burikko, right?
You can make a lower voice, right?
But...
It's so boring.
I can't stand it. I hate it.
Burikko!
The bento is all over the place!
I'm going to throw it away!
The bento is all over the place!
That's amazing.
Be careful, Burikko!
Don't burikko!
Burikko is forbidden!
That's burikko!
I'm sorry!
That's burikko!
Who's next?
I really don't like the way Yamanaka-san talks!
What is it?
Take it easy!
What is it?
Even though you're called Koho-san,
are you tired of children?
You've been alone since you were a child.
How have you been since you were a child?
I'm tired.
Children like loud voices and round faces.
So I get close to them.
Why?
I really don't like it!
Why?
I really don't like it!
What's wrong with you?
I've heard a lot about you.
You haven't changed much.
You haven't changed at all.
But children can be sexy goats.
Sexy goats?
I'll do it for you.
I haven't done it in a long time.
You can't do it in front of other children!
You can't do it in front of children!
I don't want to!
Please be careful!
Please be nice to me!
Be nice to me!
Is it Shoragi-chan?
Shoragi-chan.
She's a narrator.
The old man who passes by every morning.
Shoragi-chan, please don't peep into my skirt when I'm riding a bicycle.
How can you do that?
When I'm wearing a short skirt,
I know he's staring at me.
So I try to avoid him.
But I pass by him every morning at the same time.
I remember his face.
I can't help it.
You're not good at it when you're riding a bicycle.
I want to show it to him.
I don't want to show it to him.
I'm a short skirt narrator.
When I'm standing, I'm always looking at the panty line from behind.
The panty line is my favorite.
Show it to him.
I want to cheer him up.
All fathers are useless.
Let's go.
Good luck until the end.
Be careful.
The other day, I went to Disney with a mascot.
But I made a fool of myself all the time.
I went to the toilet and when I came out, I was gone.
I was told not to sing a flower song.
It was terrible.
Wait a minute.
I was told not to go to the toilet.
When I went to the toilet, two people ran to me.
I went to the toilet with the leader and Yuki.
First of all, I was four hours late.
It's two hours.
I was three hours late.
Which one?
I was four hours late.
I was three hours late and you were four hours late.
I was four hours late and you were four hours late.
The toilet is very long.
What?
I can't go to the toilet.
What were you doing in the toilet?
What were you doing?
You are suspicious.
What were you doing in the Disney toilet?
Did you do such a late thing?
I did.
It's a dream country.
Pinocchio, too.
Disney is no good.
Pinocchio is no good.
It's a dream country.
It was a dream country, so I don't want to go there again.
You were late.
You can't say that.
You should have said that.
You should have said thank you.
I was walking at the same pace as you.
You were wearing high heels.
Why did you wear them?
I wanted to go slow, so I wanted you to walk slowly.
Wait a minute.
You should wear heels.
I'm sorry.
Apologize to her.
Be careful.
The other day, I saw a wonderful answer about the phrase that Mitsuhara-san works in a certain program.
I was very impressed.
What is that?
What are you talking about?
If you don't have to work, but you get enough money to live,
Do you work? Don't you work?
There was an answer like that.
Mitsuhara-san?
The answer is that I want to work for people.
What's wrong?
I was very impressed.
That's great.
I was impressed.
Let's listen to the last one.
I was impressed.
Do you have anything to say?
Don't tell a boring story that I made up with a little bit of laughter.
Do you have anything to say?
I'm really talking about something boring.
You're good at giving a speech in one minute in a short time.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it would be good.
That's right.
It's a bit of a joke.
I'm sorry.
Come back the day after tomorrow.
If it's strange, come back the day after tomorrow.
I can't come back the day after tomorrow.
Is that okay?
That's all for the dance battle show.
Next is this corner.
Thank you.
Hello.
It's time for the news.
I'm a caster.
And the commentator is always this guy.
I was drunk the other day, and I almost drowned. I'm Shigeko Nuroi.
And tonight, we have a special commentator.
I'm Suzuki from Drunk-Drunk.
Nice to meet you.
This is the second time you've been on the show.
When the show was over, the director told me to say more bad things.
I'll do my best to say it this time.
I'm looking forward to it.
There's a lot of bad news.
We have new members.
I think there's a lot of bad news about the new members.
I'm sure there are a lot of new members.
I don't know yet, so I'll just do it.
Here's the first news.
Sakura Moko from Mokomoko Seijin.
New member.
She posted an unpleasant video on Twitter.
She was worried about the video.
Let's see what kind of worry it is.
The video itself is dangerous.
I'm in Taiwan now.
Why are you in Taiwan?
I'm going home.
Why are you in Taiwan?
I can't help it.
Why are you in Taiwan?
Where are you in Taiwan?
I can't see anything behind me.
Sakura?
There was something new in the app.
It was white.
I thought it was funny.
It looked good on me.
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
You didn't show the Taiwan video, did you?
It's Taiwan, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's going to be a meaningful process.
I'm afraid of this kind of thing.
It's not connected to Taiwan.
I'm going to read the next news.
New member.
The devil's nanny.
Mayumi Yamanaka.
She is not a nanny.
There is a picture of suspicion.
Don't lie.
It's dangerous to lie.
Let's take a look at the picture.
What kind of picture is it?
It's not a nanny.
What are you doing?
Really?
What are you doing?
It's a DVD shooting.
DVD shooting?
Are you kidding me?
It's a shame pit in.
What are you doing?
It's amazing.
I didn't know there was such a nursery school.
You said you shouldn't say that in front of a child.
I was very nervous.
It's a shame pit in.
It was a shame pit in.
I'm going to close the nursery school.
I'm doing it with the permission of the principal.
What?
You're doing it with the principal.
She's hugging the principal.
What kind of principal is she?
I don't think it's a nursery school.
It's a shame pit in.
I didn't have such a teacher.
It's a shame pit in.
I hate it.
It's a shame pit in.
I really hate it.
I think there are other people who don't like your way of speaking.
It's a shame pit in.
I hate it.
You can't say you hate me.
I hate you.
What?
You can't say you hate me.
It's a shame pit in.
You can't say you hate me.
liquidation
It's coming again.
It can't be helped.
Next.
Can I read the next one?
Let's go.
The director, Kasai, who is in charge of this program.
He always gives me news reports.
Sentimental.
Recently, I've been worried about my weight, so I've been on a diet.
I don't care.
Are you sentimental?
I'm a little sentimental.
Are you sentimental?
There's a picture of it.
Do you want to see it?
Let's take a look.
Can I see it?
Show me.
Is this a rock'n'roll?
Rock'n'roll.
Rock'n'roll and sentimental.
I can't go home at all.
Because I'm a sheriff.
Rock'n'roll is not rock'n'roll.
I've never destroyed anything.
Rock'n'roll.
It's not rock'n'roll.
By the way, you danced Berry Dance the other day, right?
I can do Berry Dance.
Do you do Berry Dance?
You're good at Berry Dance, right?
You're like a ghost.
Really?
You have a good waist.
I want to see it.
If you don't have it, I'll give it to you.
I don't need it.
Take off your shoes.
It's good.
It's sentimental.
Amazing.
It's sentimental.
It's amazing.
Someone who didn't stand out in our class suddenly sang Bon Jovi at a cultural festival.
I was shocked.
It's a surprising aspect.
That's right.
It's amazing.
Was it dieting?
Yes.
It's fine.
Please do dieting.
We want you to work.
Don't wear a weird hoodie.
You put this news in your own.
It's amazing.
You have a great mentality.
You don't have a sense at all.
That's right.
Can I go next?
Yes.
Are you satisfied?
Yes.
Are you satisfied?
Next is also from Kawakami Nanami, a.k.a. incomplete pierrot.
Kawakami.
You are showing your bare face in Asakusa Rock the.
I'm showing my bare face.
You are showing your bare face.
I don't know if this is good.
There is a video.
You are showing your bare face.
I don't know if this is good, but there is a video.
Let's see.
Rock the.
No, I don't want to!
That's amazing!
Oh my god!
What's going on?
Your nipples are like bean nipples!
Thank you!
Are you complimenting me?
What do you mean by bean nipples?
He's a little too happy.
He's been looking at me like this the whole time.
I'll scold you when I get home.
Stop it!
This is a work of art.
I can't help it.
I'm sorry.
We're all going to scold you.
It's not Misamin News.
Thank you for being with us today.
Next time, we're going to do a lot of Sexy Jujutsu with Mr. Suzuki.
Don't miss it!
All of a sudden?
Are you going to go there?
That's a good position.
Don't be jealous.
Sexy Jujutsu Championship
Jujutsu Kaisen
It's started. How to be a sexy fighter, Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen.
The strongest Jujutsu user in the entertainment world, Sukisaku will fight against him.
It's a project to spread a sexy battle.
When Taku-san came before, we did this project. Do you remember?
Yes, I remember.
Well, I've never been told by so many women.
So I went home and scolded her.
My wife.
My wife will scold me if I keep doing this.
Don't let your wife find out.
Well, if you ask me how amazing Taku-san is,
What can you do as a director of Daiba?
Well, I don't want you to say much, but I can kill you in three minutes.
No, it's strong.
This is strong.
So, Taku-san will be judged this time.
He will fight a sexy battle.
And the commentator is Mitsunura, who loves fighting.
Nice to meet you.
I've been practicing to close my eyes lately.
Don't close your eyes.
I'll tell you that right away.
So, this time, it's a Muscat top-of-the-line battle.
Senior Muscat members vs. New Muscat members
We'll have a group battle.
Now, let's have both teams enter the ring.
First of all, the new generation Muscats.
Entering the Crazy Panty Dojo.
Are you ready?
Are you ready, everyone?
Oh, it's here.
Berry is here.
Berry is doing a great job today.
Berry, are you ready?
Berry is strong.
Can you do it?
Are you ready?
I'll do it.
Are you ready?
I'll do it.
Are you okay?
Berry bit her lower lip and made a girl-like face.
It's hard to make a girl-like face.
And now, the senior Muscat members.
Team Crazy Panty Dojo.
What's wrong?
You're wearing a bandana.
What's wrong?
There's someone who made a mistake.
You don't like it?
Sexy.
Are you confident?
I am.
You are?
I am.
You are?
I have experience.
You have experience?
Yes, I do.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
You were in New York, right?
You were dancing somewhere, right?
Yes, I was in New Orleans.
New Orleans.
That's amazing.
You were dancing?
Yes, I was dancing with a black musician.
You were in New Orleans?
Yes, I was in New Orleans.
You were in New Orleans?
Yes, I was in New Orleans.
You were in New Orleans?
Yes, I was in New Orleans.
It's a 6-on-6 battle.
The team that wins more will be the winner.
The winning team will receive a luxury product.
Good luck.
It's more of a battle of pride than a luxury product.
That's right.
How is it?
Taku-san, do you have any weak points?
Well, I'm M.
M?
I get very excited when I'm treated like an object.
Like an object?
I see.
Everyone, please try it and use it well.
I've never been so excited that I slipped.
You pulled it, didn't you?
Yes, I pulled it.
Let's start the first round.
The first match.
Hyper Capybara Cyborg Ishio Kamaitai.
Dosukebe Misoji Bancho Tomoda Ayaka.
Good luck.
It's starting.
Wait!
There is a technique.
There is a technique for both.
Then...
Start!
You are the winner.
Start!
I want to throw my back.
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Do it! Do it!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
Why did you say that?
Why?
It's disgusting!
I was surprised, too.
It was too fast.
It's fast to accumulate.
Do you want to go to the bathroom?
Let's go to the bathroom once.
Before that, I made it light.
Why?
This is before it starts.
Is that all?
Let's do it.
Let's start!
I want to do it.
I want to throw back.
Come over here quickly!
You liar!
I want to do it!
You liar!
I want to throw back twice.
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
One point!
Which one?
This one!
I thought you were touching her boobs.
I was touching her boobs.
You did it when you were lining up.
It's different, isn't it?
My hand was the closest to her.
I see.
There's a difference between hands and boobs.
Yes.
Our hands were in perfect harmony.
1 point!
Let's continue.
The second match is
Mikami Yuwa vs.
Hankotsu no Fushigi Champon
Hino no Hano
Are you ready?
Good luck!
The first player is
you!
Let's start!
Look at her face.
Her face?
Look at her face.
Look at her face more.
Look at her face.
Hey, hey.
I want
a lot of
I want it.
Wazaari!
Here!
You!
I'm going to do it.
Then, start!
I'll do it right away.
I'll do it.
I'm going to do it.
One...
One... Two...
One... Two... Three...
What is it?
What did you do?
It's a foul.
Is it a foul?
It's a foul.
You did it with your feet.
It's a foul if you touched the carp.
Did you just touch the carp?
That was a carp, wasn't it?
You did it with your feet.
What are you looking at?
It's a foul.
Taku-chan, how was it?
One point.
Stop it!
I'm going to die!
Stop it!
I hate this!
1 point!
2nd game
3rd game
The last generation of Kurokawa
Sae Kanzaki
Nara Ayumi Kyotoneppera
You are the winner!
Sae Kanzaki
It hasn't started yet
I think it's a good play
Let's start!
What are you going to do?
After you beat her
I'm going to leave my family to Yodogawa
I'm going to live in Osaka with my family
What does that mean?
She has a talent!
She is coming
She has a talent
You!
3rd game
What does that mean?
Stop it!
He's a girl.
Stop it!
You don't like it.
You're treating her like a girl.
She's not my type.
She's not your type.
Taku-san is not your type.
What will happen in this game?
The winner is...
Taku-san!
I thought I was going to be attacked.
That's why I ran away.
I can't help it.
If you can be sexy, you can do it again.
You can be sexy.
Let's do it again.
Be sexy.
Start!
Give, give, give, give, give.
Don't put your face on it.
Please don't put your face on it.
I'm surprised.
The winner is Narada.
Narada, you can't stop it without tapping.
Remember that.
When you think you're going to die, tap it.
Stop it.
Let's move on to the fourth game.
Next is Kana Momonagi from Nankofuraku vs Yura Kano from Lolicon Hitman.
Momoka.
They look alike.
Cute.
Momoka is cute.
Momoka is cuter.
Momoka is the first.
Let's start.
Open your legs in front of the judo.
Open your legs and sit down.
I can't do it.
Open your legs.
You have to be soft here when you do judo.
Be patient.
Make it hard here.
1 point.
Isn't it Kiriki?
It's Kiriki.
Really?
It's Kiriki.
1 point.
It's cute.
It's definitely a watermelon.
It can't be helped.
2 points.
It's my fault.
Open it.
3 points.
Don't look at me.
Look at me.
3 points.
What does that mean?
It's been decided since before the match.
Thank you very much.
The attack is very good.
It's like Showa era.
Yes, it is.
It's like Showa era.
It's very good.
So far, it's 2 to 2.
It's a draw.
Let's move on to the fifth match.
Kamisaki Shorin from Bousou Pirates Hurricane.
Yuka Shirafuji.
Good luck.
You go first.
Good luck.
Let's start.
It's a draw.
You go first.
Let's start.
Taku-chan.
It's a draw.
Taku-chan, you are good at Brazilian Jujutsu, aren't you?
It's a draw.
I'll teach you Brazilian Jujutsu!
It's a draw!
Haizurian Jujutsu Ippon!
Haizurian!
That was refreshing!
Stop it!
Is it okay to be refreshing?
And so...
3 wins...
That's right.
2 wins for the new members, 3 wins for the senpai team.
So this is the last match.
It's decided.
Is this a draw?
It's a draw.
Fantastic Kusobaban Yamaninobaban vs.
Go!
Kasai no Oba!
Go!
What kind of match will it be?
I'll show you.
Which one?
Both teams, dismissed!
Dismissed!
Judges, dismissed!
Dismissed!
Yuu-chan, dismissed!
You won't do anything, you'll never do anything.
You'll never do.
You'll never do this.
I'll not only look once!
I'm not only looking.
I'm not only looking!
Thank you very much!
My head!
are you going to admit it?
I want to enter this room.
Don't stop!
It hurts! It hurts!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
What's wrong?
One!
Who are you calling one?
Super!
Are you crazy?
What's going on?
The winner is...
Me!
I'm going to kill you!
Let me out!
What are you doing?
Let me out!
It's dangerous!
One minute!
I'm...
Go home!
Kanagawa, go home!
Go home!
What's with that pose?
Is he trying to look cool?
That's weird.
His face is sticking out.
I thought he was going to die.
I'm sorry.
Please tell the reporter.
I'm sorry.
It's time to say goodbye.
Do you have any announcements from Muscat?
We're going to have a live show on December 15th at Shinagawa Stella Ball.
The tickets have been sold out!
But don't worry.
We're selling more tickets now.
For more information, please go to the official website.
You don't have to say thank you.
We'll see you next week!
Goodbye!