AISubs
Let's go!
Chicken one, two, yeah, yeah!
Don't you think we've made a revolution?
Yeah!
There are many kinds of Akis, Akis of reality, Akis of sports, but tonight is the Akis of dance!
I can't say what I want to say, but if I put this kind of dance on my number, I should be able to say anything!
So let's go!
Dance! Dance! White Show!
Say what you want to say!
Let's go!
Halloween cosplay!
Yeah!
I hate you! I hate you!
I haven't said anything yet!
Let's go to Osaka later!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
Say what you want to say!
Let's go!
Shiro-chan!
I received a DM from the temple saying,
It's not good if you don't pray.
It was also about praying for a fire.
I'm scared!
What? What? What is that?
What do you mean?
I received a DM from a temple in Niigata asking me to pray for a fire.
A fire? A fire in front of the internet?
I'm scared!
Is there a fire?
There was a fire once.
Kuro-chan made me eat meat right after I joined the company and said,
Do you want to kill me?
When you were called by Kuro-chan?
That's right.
It's not good if you don't pray for a fire.
Or you can be a cameraman and go to the location.
I'm scared!
You want to know what it is, don't you?
Is there really a fire?
It's free.
Free?
I'm scared!
I want to know.
Please continue.
Let's go!
Journalism!
Let's continue!
Team member!
Recently, I've been told that I look like Rumiko Koenagi.
Are you happy? I don't know!
Show me!
Do I look like Rumiko?
You have a great profile.
I look like her when I look at you from an angle.
I look like Rumiko Koenagi when I sing Seto no Hanayome.
I was told to practice.
Did you practice?
Seto is Shigurete.
Isn't it Higurete?
It's Shigurete!
Shigurete is delicious.
I want to eat it.
Let's continue!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Please listen.
The person next door is noisy!
What?
What do you mean by the person next door is noisy?
When I get home from work, it's about 3 o'clock.
I can hear the singing voice from the person next door.
Singing voice?
I think I'm practicing, but I can hear my own song.
It's late at night, so I hope you'll be quiet.
What kind of original song is it?
It's a song that makes you feel like you're running.
I'm singing a song that makes you feel like you're running.
I think it's close to a live performance.
It's an original song.
I've never heard of it.
It's like Nakano-san.
Please don't sing at night.
Taxi driver, please go home as soon as you get off.
I can't wait to get out of the convenience store.
It's like a person who likes idols.
I told him to go to the convenience store near my house.
I've been waiting all this time.
I knew you were going home.
I was scared because I was trying to find out.
How old are you?
I'm in my late 30s.
I was a little surprised.
I asked if I could go to the convenience store.
I was a little scared, so I asked if I could go.
It was 1 o'clock in the middle of the night.
I was scared.
You can ride a taxi, but you have to make sure you don't ride a taxi.
That's right.
I'm scared.
Let's continue.
I've been getting smarter lately.
I can twist the door knob and open it.
I'd be happy if you could learn how to cook next time.
I'm scared.
What have you been able to do lately?
I've been able to buy a cat.
I'm buying a cat.
Did you buy a cat?
I should have bought a cat.
I can't hear you.
I'm in my late 30s.
Do you want me to buy a cat?
I don't want you to buy a cat.
I want you to buy a cat.
I've been getting smarter lately.
I can twist the door knob and open it.
Do you want a video?
I can twist the door knob and open it.
It's cute.
I'll upload a video.
You should upload a video.
I watch it a lot.
I love people's dogs and cats.
I love it.
Please try it.
It may be a puzzle.
Next.
What are you doing?
Halloween costume.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
What should I do for Halloween costume?
You're ugly.
You're scary enough as you are.
You're ugly enough as you are.
You're scary enough as you are.
I have a question. Do you do Halloween?
Yes, I do.
What are you cosplaying as?
I'm cosplaying as a cat.
What?
What is a cat?
I'm cosplaying as Alice in Wonderland.
Why? Why? Why?
You look like an old man.
The last one is Michiela.
Hey, don't underestimate a 47-year-old.
Why?
If there are so many people, I can't even adjust the temperature.
It's hot.
I'm wearing a hot flash.
It's hot.
I can't stop being angry.
You'll be cold.
I don't want to be cold.
Don't breathe in oxygen.
Breathe in oxygen.
Don't breathe in oxygen.
Thank you.
That's all for tonight's Dance Dance Wide.
Please welcome these two.
Thank you.
Next time, it's time for the big news.
My guest is Momoko Pinheel.
And my commentator is my usual self.
I'm Shigeko Nuroi, and I love cats.
You love cats, don't you?
I love cats, don't I?
Tonight, we're going to talk about the new mascot, Shobone.
We talk about him every week.
We've been talking about the new mascot a lot lately.
It's been a while since the new mascot joined.
I think I've gotten used to it.
I wonder if there's any news about the new mascot.
You've been talking about Shobone for a long time.
What are you talking about?
You talk about Shobone all the time.
You're the most Shobone.
Wow!
Wait a minute.
What's the news?
Wait a minute.
I've been thinking about this all along.
When you get angry, stop laughing at me.
It's hard to do.
What's the news?
I was in the back.
I stopped the fight.
Don't do it all of a sudden.
I was in the back.
I can't say it when I do it.
You don't have to stop me.
Can I go back?
I'll go back.
What's the news?
Mihiro was at the end of the line.
Really.
It's no use.
Do you have it today?
I got it.
It's a new member.
Hiromi Kobayashi.
It's you.
Come out.
I'm sorry.
I posted a picture of myself as an adult.
It's not good.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
Let's take a look at the picture.
What is this?
It's not a character!
Who is this?
She thinks she's cute.
She just said she's cute.
What is this face?
What is this right hand?
What is this?
She's doing it now.
Do it to the camera.
Do the same face.
It's totally different.
It feels good.
It's gross.
It feels good.
What is this?
Stop posting pictures like this.
It's not good.
I'm sorry.
Don't use it.
If you change your face too much on the internet, people won't remember your name.
Your face and name are different every time.
Don't use it.
If you say that, people won't remember me at first.
Who am I? Where am I?
Who is Mago-san?
Don't use it.
Mitsuura-san, you've been doing your best.
Thank you.
She's good at playing with money.
Don't use it.
Is there any news?
There is.
The new member is dangerous.
The next member is also a new member.
Who is it?
Ayumi Nara.
I'm scared.
She posted a picture on Twitter with the sentence, I'm sad that my headphones are broken.
I think she's using drugs.
Let's look at the picture.
I think she's using drugs.
It's obvious.
What's going on?
What are you doing?
I'm not using drugs.
What about drugs?
I'm done with drugs.
You're done with drugs?
I was shocked.
Shock and rabbit?
What does it have to do with you?
It has nothing to do with my ears.
Your ears are weird.
My ears were hidden.
Your ears were hidden, so you don't need them.
Are you stupid?
I don't know what to do.
Are you going to hit me?
I know you're going to hit me.
My seniors are going to hit me.
I don't have any feelings.
My seniors are going to hit me.
Give it back to me.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
If Nara sees this, her face will be like that.
I'm sorry.
I was too excited.
Why?
Why are you two surprised?
You're a good guy.
Get out of the way.
Next.
Yes, yes, yes.
Next.
Yes.
Hey, is it a new member again?
Nanami, Nanami Tina?
Nanami Tina?
Nanami Tina.
Nanami Tina is a showman.
She has an unpleasant back.
She has a lot of complaints.
Let's take a look at the picture.
What is this?
Isn't it amazing?
What is this?
I do boxing.
Do you do boxing?
I like boxing and bouldering.
I have a good back.
I can't help it.
You are thin.
I'm a boxer.
You are a boxer.
Your father is more amazing.
You have a good body.
Do you do boxing and kick?
I don't kick.
Mitsuura, you can do it.
You can punch in the front.
It hurts.
You can do it.
It hurts.
This is my specialty.
Let's use this.
There are times when it's a little scary.
It's all in there.
Wait a minute, who's taking it?
What are you doing now?
What is this?
What are you doing?
What is it?
It's a timer.
Really?
What is it?
It's suspicious.
It's a tripod.
Don't talk all the time.
Idiot.
You're taking too much.
Who is it?
Next news.
Next is this.
Fujiwara Akino.
The show he posted on Twitter
is a lie.
Angry voices from various places.
The angry voice won't stop.
Let's see the post.
One of the staff
heard the princess
and said yes.
This is a lie.
Who is this?
Are you okay?
That's why that day.
You're lying.
Are you okay?
I want to kill you.
Get off, Benjamin.
Benjamin?
Get off, Benjamin.
Get off.
You're a liar too.
I'll kill you.
Next.
Mikami Yua
wore a cap and
won a fan's heart.
When she went to Hiroshima
for an event,
she wore a Hiroshima cap.
There's a problem post in the photo.
Let's see the proof.
Let's see the video.
She's wearing a cap.
Number 33.
She's wearing a cap.
She's in a good mood.
Number 33.
She's wearing a cap.
She's good.
Do you like a cap?
That's why...
What?
I went to Hiroshima.
That's why I wore a cap.
You're not a fan, right?
You're not, right?
You like number 33, right?
You're not a fan of number 33, right?
Number 33 is a strong person.
Who was wearing a cap?
I'll tell you.
I think it's Kobayashi.
Who are you?
It's Kikuchi.
It's Kikuchi, idiot.
But I like
DRAGONS.
Are you kidding me?
Apologize to her.
She's not a fan of DRAGONS.
Don't be a fan of DRAGONS.
You'll be a fan of DRAGONS soon.
You should know
that you're not a fan of DRAGONS.
I think you are a playful girl.
You are a playful girl.
You're a playful girl.
Number 33 was originally Eto.
Is Eto a fan of DRAGONS?
You know a lot about DRAGONS.
Why do you like it?
Because of the two giants.
That's right.
You know a lot about DRAGONS.
You're a member of the 3WK.
You know a lot about DRAGONS.
You're a fool, remember that!
You're a fool.
Remember that.
Go away.
You're a bench bug.
Go away, bench bug.
Is there any news?
There's still more.
There's more?
There's no more.
The last one.
The mascot unit manager, Kusobabako and Yamane- chan.
Yamane-chan?
Yamane-chan is the most useless person on TikTok.
She's doing TikTok.
Show me.
Show me your TikTok.
You're kidding.
I want to see it.
Stop it.
Don't do it.
You're a fool.
What's the meaning of TikTok?
I'm not a fool.
What's the meaning of TikTok?
It's a way to be quiet.
TikTok is a mess, isn't it?
Your TikTok is funny. I'll give you a monthly tip.
I'll give you a monthly tip.
I'm going to learn the culture of Makumo.
You're a fool.
I'm a fool.
Please give me a monthly tip.
I'm a fool.
Give me a monthly tip.
See you next week.
Did you find something good?
Let's laugh at the seniors!
Revenge from the new members!
Slipper Run!
You don't know?
You know, the new members...
You've met them before, right?
These senior members, right?
It's been a while!
It's been a while, right?
Today, I have something to tell you ladies.
Can I have a little time?
Why?
It's been a while, right?
Your Kansai dialect has gotten a little stronger, hasn't it?
You're not from Kansai, are you?
What prefecture are you from?
I'm from Tokushima!
You're not good at Kansai dialect, are you?
Shut up!
I'm happy!
What?
Emo, shut up!
Let's talk to the staff!
Oh, my mouth!
Oh, my boobs!
Oh, my knees!
Oh, no…
What?
What does that mean?!
Hey, sweetie!
Want to go outside?
Kaho, how about you go outside?
Oh, my body!
Huh?
Go tell the staff.
Be quite for now!
I heard that you've been doing variety show for three years.
If you've been doing it for 3 years, you know about variety shows, right?
Of course!
If you've been doing it for 3 years, you know about variety shows, right?
I just want to say this.
There are people who don't change, right?
No, no, no.
How old are you?
30 years old.
How old are you?
I've seen you in various places, and I've figured out your variety skills.
I see.
I've been watching you.
You've been watching me all the time, haven't you?
I've been watching your variety skills.
Where have you been watching me?
I don't have a chance to be with you.
I've seen you in the past.
You've seen me, haven't you?
I'm scared.
What else?
We talked and decided the ranking of your comedies.
What?
We ranked your comedies.
What?
Let's take a guess.
You're scary, Iyoma-chan.
For example, if it's Kogawa-san, it's B.
B?
Why is it B?
We all talked about it.
If it's Natsume-san, it's C.
Natsume-san?
She's trying harder than I thought.
Natsume-san is always like this.
Kanami-chan cries easily.
Natsume-san?
Huh?
She's always in trouble when she cries.
That kind of teacher is terrible.
Natsume-san?
She's always lost.
Please look forward to the next video!
Which one is it?
You shouldn't use the word lost in this party!
No, no, no.
Let's search.
We'll lose.
And Su-bu-san is B.
B?
B is B, but it's an ugly B.
You're an ugly one.
You're the ugly one.
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
My glasses!
What are you doing?
Don't touch my glasses!
Go back to your seats!
Calm down!
I heard that Kurosawa-san wrote a problem.
I see.
That's...
Shizuka, Miko!
Miko?
Iei-chan?
Shizuka, Miko!
Iei-chan?
Shizuku!
Really!?
Are you listening to me?
Why are you leaving?
Why won't anyone stay?
Calm down!
My glasses!
By the way, what do you think of Usa-chan?
Usa-san is...
It's a lie.
It's a lie!
What are you talking about?
It's cute!
It's a lie!
It's funny, so I love you.
What are you talking about?
Ah, ah, ah!
What's wrong?
Who is it?
Go back to your seat!
This is 50 seconds!
Go back to your seat!
What did you do?
By the way, why are they rated as a variety show?
I won't lose to you guys!
If you say so,
even if my friend does something funny,
your friend won't laugh, right?
I won't laugh!
I have a suggestion.
If you guys laugh at us newcomers,
can we beat you with slippers?
I won't laugh!
You just have to laugh.
I won't laugh.
Let's do it!
We'll beat you!
Let's do it!
Here we go!
The new member's counterattack!
Slippery Ran!
This is the plan.
If the senpais laugh at the new member's joke,
they'll get hit by the slippers.
It's a simple plan.
Who's the top batter of the new members?
It's important!
It's here!
Mano Mano!
Don't look away!
Look at me!
If the senpais laugh at the new member's joke,
they'll get hit by the slippers.
Kogawa, are you okay with it?
If they laugh at the new member's joke, they'll get hit by the slippers.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
The new member's counterattack!
Let's do it!
The new member's counterattack!
Are you laughing?
He's laughing.
Natsume and him are laughing.
Look at me.
He's laughing.
I think Natsume is laughing.
Sae-chan is laughing, too.
Let's do it again.
He's laughing!
Kazuki is laughing.
That's it!
Who's the one who laughed?
Um...
Natsume time with those three members!
You can definitely get a penalty.
Natsume and Kanzaki were laughing in their own voices.
Three of us together.
Thank you very much.
Then, please do the Omonzobu.
Please do the Omonzobu.
Let's go.
Omonzobu, let's go!
She's so strong!
This is a painful slipper.
You have to laugh.
Let's go next.
You have to laugh.
Let's go next.
It's a close game.
Can you do it, Mocchan?
We'll make sure you don't laugh.
We don't do anything funny.
Are you ready?
You don't know the rules yet.
Please let us know if you can do it.
Not yet.
Koko-chan, your mouth is a little loose.
Koko-chan, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Hello, I'm a terrorist.
Terrorist?
Hello, I'm a terrorist.
Hello, I'm Sakura Moko.
Self-introduction, self-introduction, suddenly.
It suits you a little.
Mihiro, did you laugh?
I didn't laugh.
How was it? You didn't laugh?
Please explain.
Horesei!
I laughed!
Horesei!
I laughed!
Horesei can't be helped.
The foundation is clogged in Horesei.
Fight! Fight!
Should I get hit?
Yes, you can.
You're free to do whatever you want.
Please hit the 35-year-old.
It went in!
It went in from the shoulder.
This is going to be a war.
It's a barbaric war.
Can I say something?
I'm really pissed off.
Kisaragi-san!
Please!
You're free to do whatever you want.
Please let me know when you're ready.
You don't have an image.
Kisaragi-san.
She's a serious person.
I don't know if there's going to be a gap.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I just have to laugh.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Please start.
This is today's Kyantama-eho.
It is expected that the Kyantama will shrink by about 10 millimeters per hour due to the cold of autumn.
Please be careful not to shrink the Kyantama.
This was Kyantama Hitomi's research method.
Kyantama Hitomi.
Don't do that!
It's so bad to laugh at this.
It's impossible to get married.
It's not bad to get married.
You're kidding me.
You guys are laughing.
It's not bad to laugh.
It's impossible to get married.
That's not fair.
I wanted to hit you the most.
I did it!
Let's go, Kano-chan.
You can't use the Kantama.
The person who laughs with the Kantama has already reached the level of laughing.
The level is low.
The Kantama will come. Be careful.
Let's be careful.
Forget about the Kantama.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
What's going on, idiot?
Hold on! Natsumi will wash it by herself.
What's going on?
It bled out.
What's going on?
It's topsy-turvy.
What are you doing, idiot?
What are you doing?
I'm going to press the button twice.
What are you doing, idiot?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, idiot?
You're good.
You know it.
Be careful.
Can you do it?
Let's go to Hinanon.
Can you do it?
We'll go to Hinanon.
You're too weak.
We can't do it.
Can you do it?
What are you going to do?
Let's go.
You laughed.
What?
You're different.
What?
You should have put Hinanon.
You laughed.
I see.
Let Hinanon come.
You laughed.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
I didn't expect Hinanon to come out.
I was surprised.
What's that voice?
Hinanon, come out!
Where did Hinanon go?
Hinanon, come out!
OK, let's go.
You again.
You laughed again.
I can't help it.
That was good.
I'm hungry.
Hinanon, you were on standby.
Hinanon was on standby.
You should come out.
That's right.
You should come out.
That's right.
Hinanon, are you ready?
Hinanon is ready.
She's on standby.
Hinanon, are you ready?
I'm ready.
OK, let's go.
That was fast.
Hinanon.
What's that?
That's funny.
That's not Hinanon.
Hinanon, come out.
It's your fault.
Hinanon, come out.
It's not fair.
Hinanon, come out.
It's your fault.
I'm sorry.
This time, it's Hina's turn.
Hina, are you ready?
Are you ready?
I don't know if I'm going to laugh.
It's really Hina's turn.
Please.
I'm scared.
I inhaled Marifune.
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
I inhaled Marifune.
What are you doing?
I inhaled Marifune.
You inhaled Marifune.
I inhaled Marifune.
I laughed at that joke.
You laughed at that joke.
She is strong.
It hurts.
Please don't laugh at that joke.
I inhaled Marifune.
I didn't know that.
It's funny that these two are laughing.
Do you still have a chance?
I'll go with Sensei.
You should go with Sensei.
Sensei is strong.
I'll go with Sensei.
It's fine, it's fine.
Sensei, it's fine, right?
Let's do it!
Hehehehehehe
Maybe she's doing it.
She's doing it.
One of them is laughing.
Ah, it's shaking!
Go forward!
Oh, no! It's shaking!
Go!
What are you doing?
What's going on?
This and this and this.
The usual.
Oh, no!
You guys are so cute!
You're so cute that you make me laugh!
She's here!
Nice!
I did it!
Don't laugh!
It's not funny!
Is there anyone else?
Is it okay if I die?
There's one person left!
Please!
Stop it!
They might die soon!
Should we go?
Please!
You are currently mindful of a vibrate.
You can see a random live now.
We are doing a VIBE test.
Can you see it?
VIBE TEST
Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
You don't have to come from that side.
I'll hit you!
I'll show you!
If she laughs, I'll hit her!
I'll show you!
Who are you going to hit?
Let's go!
Who are you going to hit?
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Rikami-san, do it in one go!
Okay, let's do it!
Vibe, it's in.
Intel, it's in.
Okay, who is it?
Rikami!
Let's do it!
Stop it!
What's going on?
Who did this!?
It's a dot pattern!
It looks like a disease!
Let me go!
Gita, calm down!
It really looks like a disease.
There's no grass.
I'm scared.
Someone is holding it.
It's time to announce the results.
Now that we know what's interesting about the new members, let's get along with them.
Now that we've solved the problem, it's time for us to go home.
It's time to say goodbye.
Do you have any announcements?
We're going to have a live concert on December 15th at Shinagawa Stella Ball.
Tickets are on sale.
For more information, please check the official website.
See you next week!