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Next, we have a special guest!
Dance Dance World Show!
Let's go!
Dance, dance, dance!
Say what you feel!
Let's go!
Lately, I've been eating ice cream in a sexy way.
Let's go!
What does it mean to eat ice cream in a sexy way?
Lately, I've been eating ice cream in a sexy way in every game.
I close my eyes and eat ice cream in a sexy way.
I don't know what it means to eat ice cream in a sexy way.
You eat ice cream in a sexy way so fast.
How do you feel?
I feel weird.
Are you doing it?
I'm doing it.
You eat ice cream in a sexy way so fast.
Let's move on.
Here's a new one.
There's a fan sending me a message every day saying,
She's always like that.
You don't smoke? That's suspicious.
I don't smoke, Chiena.
Is that okay?
It seems like Chiena doesn't smoke.
If you do, please let us know, okay?
Okay, thank you.
Chiena doesn't smell, so it's okay.
It's just that you stink.
Next!
Kanon-chan?
She's 19, right?
19 years old.
That's right, she's 20 years old.
I thought a serious one has come so we'd better be well prepared.
Hold on a second.
Oh my here comes a person.
That's funny you came with such good preparation.
You look like a pedo driver or a pedicurist.
What is this? Is she part of the shoot?
This prank is interesting I had never saw a while ago
We've never met, though.
She looks like a proper security job, though.
We had never rung the door before
Please stop her!
What should I do?
Let's go!
Mom!
Please don't ask me if I got plastic surgery!
I didn't get plastic surgery!
She got plastic surgery!
Who did?
My mom.
Your mom?
Where did you get plastic surgery?
My eyes were swollen.
She asked me if I got plastic surgery.
You two are beautiful.
Both of you are beautiful.
Are you serious?
It's frustrating.
You didn't get plastic surgery, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't get plastic surgery, did you?
No, I didn't.
I heard you got plastic surgery on your boobs.
Can I be rude?
She's as old as her own child.
She's like an old man.
Next.
Kawakami-san.
Hello, I'm Kawakami-san.
Hey, Kurosawa.
Don't spoil me with your nyan-nyan words.
I don't like it.
I'm done.
What's wrong with your nyan-nyan words?
What's going on?
I'm going to a bar after the live show.
You're going to a bar?
I'm going to have a drinking party.
I thought I was having a serious talk.
I was told that I was drunk.
Don't say that.
Don't touch my thighs.
I'm tired.
What?
I don't like to spoil people.
I have a habit of spoiling people.
You have a habit?
Do you have a habit?
I don't think I don't have a habit.
What's wrong with your attitude?
You look like an old lady.
You look like Yoko Akino.
Next is Mitsuura-san.
Are you here today?
I'm not feeling well because it's the turn of the season.
I can't stop drinking.
I think it's a nutritional drink.
The staff gave it to me.
What is this?
It's a drink for men.
Isn't this a nutritional drink?
Don't open it.
Can't I open it?
You can't drink it.
Is this okay?
It's a drink for women.
Don't drink lotion.
I don't want to drink it.
Please be careful.
A ghost that likes lotion has appeared.
It's a ghost.
What will happen today?
Please watch until the end.
Cheers!
It's time for Shamana News.
I'm your host, Momoko Pinheel.
And here's our commentator for today.
Professional baseball is coming to an end.
I want to be hugged by a man like Ishiedo.
I want to be hugged.
I haven't been hugged recently.
What?
Stop it.
I'm embarrassed.
Let's move on to Shamana News.
Let's do it.
I'm going to read the news that just came in.
We can't help it.
Yes, we can't help it.
There's a hammock boom around Ebisu Mascots this fall.
What does it mean?
There's a picture of it. Let's take a look.
Here it is.
It's cute.
It's sleeping.
It's cute.
Did it fall asleep?
Where did it go?
Did it fall asleep?
It was comfortable to sit on.
It's cute.
There's another person who's into hammocks.
Who is it?
It's scary.
Yamada-san?
What is this?
It's like a youkai.
Stop it.
Yamada-san, you're too much.
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
Here's the next news.
Who is it?
New member, Kano Yura.
She's 19 years old.
She has a problem with the title of her latest work.
What?
Let's take a look at her latest work.
There's no twist.
There's no twist, but I want to see the rest of her work.
I want to play with her.
Staff, please edit this part.
I didn't think she would say anything.
I was surprised.
I thought she was a quiet girl.
This is a gap.
She's 19 years old.
I want her to twist a little more.
She looks like a 4th grader.
There's no twist.
She doesn't have a twist.
She looks like an elementary school student.
She's cute.
Let's move on to the next news.
Is there anyone who is interested?
I'm excited.
Please google it.
Next news.
In this corner,
Shigeko Muroi, who is spitting out poison from one end,
It's not a rehearsal.
She posted a lot of pictures of her spitting on Instagram.
Let's take a look at the picture.
What is this?
It's good.
It's cute.
She can't talk about people.
It's cute.
This is a professional cameraman.
I can't help it.
I don't want you to say that.
Everyone is talking about it.
I don't want you to say that.
There's more.
Show me.
What is this?
I'm going to take a picture like this.
I'll do my best.
Please stop it.
I can't help you.
I don't like you.
You're not cute at all.
Did you think I was cute?
I can't help it.
You have to say it to me.
Wait, wait, wait!
I don't want to do it!
Don't mess with me!
I won't forgive you!
Staff, can you give me another one?
I'll take this one!
Hey, what are you doing?
Come over here!
You're a bad girl!
I don't care about you!
I don't care!
Stop it, Nagata!
Stop it, Taikan!
No, no, no.
No, look at me!
Look at me!
The yellow one!
You're doing a good job!
Don't destroy it!
Look at me, everyone!
If you're going to do group control, look at me!
Hey!
Okay, okay, let's go back.
You're the one who's going to do it!
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey, put that out at the end.
What?
At the end.
There's more?
The Instagram icon.
What?
Who?
Muroi-san.
Muroi-san!
That's terrible.
You've been doing this for a long time.
This isn't good.
Hey!
He's gone.
You've been doing this for a long time.
That's enough!
I guess we should end the news.
Are we done?
Yes, let's wrap it up.
Alright, with that, Shounen News will be ending now.
Yeah.
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The winner is...
Our role...
It's up to us.
AOTOKAYO in Autumn!
Now, the AOTOKAYO Festival has begun!
This is the second part of the project we did before.
Yes, that's right.
In this project, you will sing a song after eating AOTOGARASHI.
It's a competition to see who can sing the most husky voice.
This is a great corner.
Yes, it's a great corner.
In fact, the season of AOTOGARASHI is autumn.
Because it's the season.
I see.
It's the season.
In addition, we have received a lot of information about AOTOGARASHI at this time of year.
That's interesting.
I have to do it.
That's why we started this project.
We have to do it now.
This is a dangerous project.
We have to do it now.
That's right.
The first singer of the AOTOKAYO in Autumn is MASAMI ICHIKAWA.
She is the leader.
Please choose a delicious looking AOTOGARASHI.
Do you understand?
Please eat this.
Let's eat this.
The seeds are spilling out.
The seeds are spicy.
Is it spicy?
Is it coming?
One more bite.
As expected of the leader.
Can you do it?
I think it's better to eat it with force.
Manai, Manai, Manai.
It hurts me.
You can do it.
Let's do it.
Eat it with force.
You can do it.
Don't spit it out.
Hang in there.
It's coming.
Let's start with Daisei.
It's coming.
It's good.
It stinks.
Take good care of Daisei.
Daisei.
Take good care of it.
It's good.
Take good care of Daisei.
Your tears can't stop me.
I'm serious.
It's okay.
It's your chance if you spit it out.
What will happen to me?
I want you to say it now.
I want to eat Brazilian pork.
I want to eat it.
You can't hear the lyrics.
I want to eat it.
It's heavy.
I won't give up.
I want to eat it.
Please vote for them.
You like them, don't you?
I'm sorry.
Friday June 15th 11 PM First Broadcast
Osaru-san's score is 5 points.
Where are you going?
I have an interview.
What's wrong?
I need to pee.
I thought you were going to climb the sky.
Are you okay?
Is it your limit?
I think it's my limit.
You have a high voice.
You have a cute voice.
Thank you.
You have a long voice.
I'll eat it.
Please eat it normally.
Please eat it until it comes.
How is it?
I haven't eaten it yet.
I like spicy food.
Mikami tends to act.
It's not spicy.
It's not spicy, but you keep saying it's spicy.
Do you act?
I haven't eaten it yet.
You haven't eaten it yet?
It's coming.
The small one is spicier.
It smells good.
It's in season.
It smells good.
How is it?
It's coming.
You have a strong voice.
Is it coming? Are you sure?
Is it a play?
Can you do it a little more?
If it's a play, it's disadvantageous.
Can you really not see it?
It's really coming.
Really?
You can eat one more.
It's better to be small.
It looks like a play.
Can you do it?
You don't have to speak.
You can do it.
Let's have Mikasa sing.
The song is FUNATA.
Please record your voice.
I can't hear you.
It's good. The emotion is good.
It's a good feeling.
It's good, it's good.
Get into the song.
The emotion is very important.
Sing.
Think of the person you like.
Yes.
You're a teacher.
It's good.
It's a ski competition.
Did you know the song?
What is it?
I don't know.
Stop it.
Sing.
I think I sang.
What's wrong?
It's really spicy.
I don't know how spicy this is.
Everyone is about to get sick.
I'm going to hold it down again.
Are you going to pee again?
I'm going to eat chili peppers.
What is it?
What's wrong?
Are you going to pee?
The corner has changed.
What is this?
It's not a corner.
The first and second.
Everyone is going to pee.
There is a person who is holding it down.
Here we go.
These are chili peppers.
These are good chili peppers.
Itadakimasu.
She's so cute.
I see her often.
Is she not here yet?
She's not here yet.
She'll be here later.
Let's keep eating.
She looks different now.
She's not here yet.
Let's keep eating.
She looks like Nora.
She's Nora.
She's shaking a bit.
She's not here yet.
She was here last time.
She's not here yet.
She's still eating.
She has a bad look in her eyes.
She's growing up.
She's an outlaw.
She has a bad look in her eyes.
She's drooling.
Please don't drool.
Can you do it?
She's growing up.
Can you do it?
She's not here yet.
Let's keep eating.
She's not here yet.
Don't spill the soup.
She looks like Nora.
She's shaking a bit.
She's not here yet.
Please don't spill the soup.
Let's keep eating.
It's winter now.
It's the season of winter.
Do you want more?
It's coming.
It's hot.
It's coming.
Ame-san, please raise your hand from below.
This is the first time I've seen this.
Good pose.
I'm going to cry.
The chorus is coming.
The chorus.
Go, go, go.
The chorus.
Go, go, go.
You haven't done it.
Go, go, go.
You have to do it.
Go, go, go.
I feel sad.
Go, go, go.
From my head to my toes.
Congratulations!
That was amazing!
Please rate the performance!
This is it!
Congratulations!
It's a flower!
It's a diamond!
It's a flower!
Please look at it as it is.
It's beautiful now.
It's wonderful.
It's shining.
Can you tell us how you feel?
Thank you.
I'm sure everyone will cry.
It was wonderful.
Next time
The voice is cute.
It's far from husky.
I hope the judges will see how the voice changes.
Please choose a green pepper and eat it.
I'll eat this.
I'm not a mother.
Don't report it every day.
Really?
You didn't come, did you?
I was surprised.
It's okay.
It's a game after you eat it.
If you eat it with a strong will, it's husky.
You can still eat it, so eat it quickly.
It's hard.
I'm a new member.
I'm a new member, so I don't know.
Let's eat it.
It's delicious.
Let's eat it.
It's spicy.
Is that so?
It's spicy.
Let's eat it.
If it's really spicy, please tell me.
It's spicy.
It's still spicy.
It's not husky.
Let's eat it.
I can't eat it yet.
Is husky okay?
It wasn't husky at all.
Is husky okay?
You had a cute voice.
Do you want to eat it?
Let's eat it.
Be quiet.
Don't speak.
Let's eat it.
Let's sing with Sakura Moko.
Go ahead.
Good. Good. Push it in. Push it in.
Push it in.
It's good. It's good.
Yes, it's good. The world is wonderful.
The world is wonderful.
I feel like I'm in Japan.
It's a unique way to get in.
The alcohol is warm.
It's good.
It's very good.
The fish is good.
The squid is good.
The woman is good.
The person is good.
It's a little creepy.
The light is good.
It's good.
It's good!
The woman is good.
The fish is good.
It's good.
The memory is good.
It's a good.
It's good.
The tears are falling.
I sing a song.
That was a close one!
Asking!
Very good!
Thank you very much!
Please give your scores!
Isn't it good?
10 points, 10 points, 5 points!
Sakuramako has a total of 25 points!
She's a newbie.
That was fun.
I was about to cry.
She was so calm.
Are you laughing?
What did you do?
What did you do, Sakura-san?
Sakura-san, you're acting strange.
What's strange?
It's a new pattern.
What did you do?
Did you do it?
I did it!
She did it!
She's like a bull.
By the way, is it okay to laugh?
She laughed.
I can only laugh once.
You can't laugh twice.
You're not good at it?
Can you still do it?
She's like Yuki.
Yuki?
She's like Yuki.
How is it?
Can you still do it?
You can still do it.
You're a newbie.
You can do it.
How is it?
You can do it.
What's wrong?
You can still do it.
Can you still do it?
Let's keep playing.
The song is by Nana Ayumi
and it's called Portesimo.
You're in good condition.
She's in good condition.
It's good.
It's amazing.
What are you doing, Shibata?
Here it comes.
I like the rain.
He's got a lot of power.
Your tears
make me cry
I'm going to lose you
I don't care if it's a dream
It's raining
but I feelore stamina
I'll fly up
I'm being insulted
Loudly
I'll scream
Don't let your dreams sleep
I want to give up on my overflowing feelings
Love is everything
I'll grab it now
Love is everything
Stronger! Stronger!
That was good.
It was good, wasn't it?
He's a great fighter.
He's close to a gun.
That's right.
He's got a lot of potential.
He's great.
The height of his physical ability.
His legs.
He's great.
Why are you bowing to the judge?
Why are you bowing?
You can't bow.
Why?
Do you have a problem with that?
Why?
I'll lower it.
Why?
Why are you bowing to the judge?
Are you drinking tea?
Are you judging me seriously?
That's right.
Don't say that to the judge.
Why?
Why are you bowing to the judge?
Why?
Why are you bowing?
Why?
Zero point.
Why are you bowing?
Please don't judge.
Go home.
It's no use.
What is it?
Who is she?
She was a good girl.
She's good.
Nara got zero point.
She praised her.
That's right.
The next person is Sugu.
She's here.
Sugu, what do you think?
I've been eating chili peppers every day for this.
Really?
No, I didn't eat it.
I didn't eat it.
Let me do it.
I'm sorry.
Let me do it.
You're so passionate.
Let me do it.
You eat it every day.
You're lying, aren't you?
Don't lie.
You're lying, aren't you?
I didn't eat it.
You're lying, aren't you?
That's how I feel.
Let me do it.
Please let me do it.
Do you want to do it?
I'll do it next time.
Who?
Let me do it.
Are you a new member?
Why?
I'm Kisaragi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kisaragi.
Why?
Thank you very much.
That's terrible.
Let me do it.
It's time.
I'm sorry.
I haven't eaten in a long time.
Please look at this.
Please go ahead.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
She is a narrator.
A narrator?
Yes. She used to go to a narration school.
She is like a junior high school student.
A junior high school student.
She is like a junior high school student.
Maybe she has a strong eye sight.
She has a strong eye sight, but she is not good at talking.
I'll do my best.
Please be quiet.
It's your turn, Kisaragi-san.
I'll tell you how I feel now.
Thank you.
Today is the festival of Aotoogarashi.
Here is...
Are you from here?
Yes, we are.
I'm sorry.
How do you like Aotoogarashi?
It's fun.
I see.
Let's go to the festival.
It's a commercial.
She is a good narrator.
Thank you.
What are you going to shoot this time?
This time, Morishiichi-san...
She is here.
It's your turn, Kisaragi-san.
She is not here yet.
She is here.
She is not here.
Why?
She is here.
She is not here.
She is not here yet.
She is here.
It's your turn, Kisaragi-san.
She is here.
Be quiet and eat.
She is here.
Be quiet and eat.
It's your turn, Kisaragi-san.
She is here.
She is in my throat.
She is here.
Be quiet.
It's your turn, Kisaragi-san.
Be quiet.
She is here.
You should have called her earlier.
She is in my throat.
I'm wearing it!
Kusaragi-san isn't here yet.
There's an order.
Kusaragi-san isn't here yet.
There's an order.
Let's start with Kusaragi-san.
I'll try this on.
I'm wearing it.
What?
I'm wearing it.
Kusaragi-san, are you wearing it?
I'm wearing it.
Kusaragi-san, are you wearing it?
No, I'm not wearing it.
Kusaragi-san, are you wearing it?
Kusaragi-san isn't here yet.
You can do it slowly.
I'm wearing it!
What?
I'm wearing it!
Shhh!
Kusaragi-san, are you wearing it?
I can't hear you!
I'm wearing it slowly.
I'm wearing it!
Kusaragi-san, let's start with you.
I'm wearing it.
Be quiet!
Don't disturb me.
I'm wearing it!
Kusaragi-san, let's start with you.
Ah, I don't know this!
I don't know this!
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
That's good.
Please, tell me the truth.
I won't lie.
I'll tell you now.
I won't lie.
I'm going to the bathroom.
That's good.
Please go to the bathroom.
She loves candy.
She loves candy bars.
She thinks candy is spicy.
Hey, is six our second point?
We can't do it!
What are you saying?
You're doing it!
Nah, deep down.
Deeper into the heart.
You guys are so mean!
Thank you so much!
Kisaragi-san, please tell us your score.
She's coming!
You don't have to come!
She's coming!
You don't have to come!
She's coming!
Why?
She's coming!
Why?
You're right!
Why?
You don't have to come!
She's so angry!
She's coming!
See you next week!
What song can you sing, Mihiro-san?
Fortissimo.
What?
Ba-ba?
My tongue is getting loose.
No, no.
I'll say it properly.
What? You can't say it in Katakana?
I can say it.
Fortissimo.
Fortissimo?
Yes.
This is my second time.
Oh, I see.
I think I sang it before.
Fortissimo.
Oh, I see.
Right?
I see.
Four times.
Oh, four times.
Is that your preference, Mihiro-san?
I like thick ones.
You like thick ones.
It's like a bouquet of flowers.
Like a bouquet.
Are you going to eat it all at once?
I'd like to eat this.
Yes.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Mihiro-san has a lot of experience.
I'll eat it.
She knows how to show it.
That's right.
Oh, she's eating it all at once.
Oh, my.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Oh, my.
Are you still okay?
One more bite.
Are you still okay?
It's a little spicy.
Should I eat a little more?
It's a little spicy.
Let's eat.
It's a little spicy.
It's a big bite.
She's like an old lady.
Mikuru-san, you're not funny at all.
I'm not funny at all.
You're not funny at all.
She hasn't eaten yet.
She's eating now.
Let's go.
I'll give you a snack.
If you don't have enough, you can put it in your nose.
She's coming.
I'm looking forward to the first one.
Show me, senpai.
She's eating.
You can't sing because it's in your mouth.
Go away.
Mihiro-san, the result isn't interesting at all.
It's not a singing contest.
It's like a husky voice.
It was in your mouth.
It's a miscalculation.
How did it happen?
Later.
I'll talk to you in the dressing room.
Later.
I can't watch this.
Are you okay?
I can't watch this.
We have a special guest for this singing contest.
Who is it?
Are there 5 people?
Husky voice?
There may be.
Otomo-san has a good voice.
I'll call her.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Soprano Hagedaruma Oyakata.
It's not a singing contest.
I'm Soprano Hagedaruma Oyakata.
I'm busy.
Soprano Hagedaruma Oyakata?
No.
I'm Soprano Hagedaruma Oyakata.
It's not a singing contest.
Really?
Not really.
Is there a way to introduce me?
I thought it was different from usual.
Soprano Hagedaruma Oyakata.
You don't know her?
I don't know her.
You don't know her?
I don't know her.
It's my first time.
Isn't it strange?
I've never heard of Soprano Hagedaruma.
It's like Oyakata.
It's a sudden development.
Soprano Hagedaruma Oyakata.
You're not a character at all.
I'm not a character.
But I'm not a soprano.
You're not a soprano.
You're bald.
I'm not bald. I just have dark circles.
You're not bald.
I'm doing this, so you can't tell.
You're not bald.
I'm not bald.
I'm doing this, so you can't tell.
Soprano Hagedaruma Oyakata.
You're uniting with that.
What song will you sing?
The song?
I'll sing Mori Shinichi's Fuego Rivera.
That's good.
In order for you to sing, you have to choose a pepper and eat it.
I'll say this, but I'm not good at spicy food.
I don't think my voice will change after eating spicy food.
That's your personal opinion.
I don't know.
If I sing with a loud voice, I'll be in a bad mood.
I don't think it will change.
We don't know.
If you're not good at spicy food, you'll go faster.
I'll sing with a loud voice.
I'm scared, but if you win, you'll get a prize?
That's right.
It's a good prize.
Wait a minute.
There's a lot of leftovers.
It's okay if it's small.
Which one is Mikami's?
You're playing a different game.
Please don't give me leftovers.
Kuro-chan, you're not funny at all.
Hurry up.
Wait a minute.
You just said Kuro-chan.
Oyakata.
It's really spicy, isn't it?
That's right.
It's not spicy.
It's small.
Try it.
It's small.
Eat it on a plate.
Please don't give me leftovers.
Someone's leftovers smell.
It smells like this.
Who is it?
Who is it? Is it Mikami?
Oyakata.
It's not good.
Oyakata.
It's really spicy.
It's coming out.
It's not a project like that.
It's my first time eating it.
But it's okay.
The big one is not spicy.
Please eat the small one.
It's like a salad.
Please take it.
Please eat the small one.
I'll eat the small one.
Why are you eating leftovers?
You're eating leftovers one by one.
That's right.
It's not spicy at all.
Are you okay?
Swallow it and then sing.
Don't spit it out.
Are you okay? Can you swallow it?
It's so spicy.
Now, the next song is...
This is a regular song.
You can't spit it out.
Please give us a score.
I agree.
Why do I have to see you spit it out?
0 points.
You get 0 points.
You're stupid.
You should sing.
Don't spit it out.
Water.
Don't spit it out.
What's wrong with you?
If you're going to kneel, kneel!
What is it? What is it?
What? What? What? What's going on?
Explain it to me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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What? What? What's going on?
Thank you!
It hurts! It hurts!
I don't want it anymore!
Water!
I don't want water!
You have to drink water properly!
What is it?
This is...
What is it?
This is...
This is water, isn't it?
This is...
This is some kind of parasite!
What kind of parasite?
It hurts! It hurts!
It broke!
I don't want it anymore!
You should have just drank water!
Why didn't you drink water?
What's in it?
This is...
There's something in the water!
The color changed!
Is that possible?
You're lying!
It's just water!
Water?
Drink it! It's water!
Drink it!
See?
This is the spiciest!
You're lying!
What is this?
There's something floating in the water!
You're lying!
It's Abema's water!
You're lying!
It's Abema's water!
You're lying!
It's Abema's water!
It changed!
Thank you!
It changed!
Abema's water changed?