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Wow wow wow wow!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot just by talking!
I'm just so frustrated!
But this person is here today!
It's Tatsuta Kuzuki from Trap Trap!
I'm Tatsuta Kuzuki!
And today, Ootomo-san is on leave!
I'm on leave, too!
Together with Tatsuta, let's make our hot feelings explode tonight!
Wow wow wow wow wow!
I can't say what I want to say in this world, but...
If I put it on the dance floor with all my might,
I should be able to say anything!
Let's spit it out while dancing tonight!
Let's...
Trap Trap! Let's dance!
Wow wow wow wow wow!
Alright! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Wow wow wow wow wow!
When I tweet on social media,
people say,
Oh, it's a typhoon again.
Those idiots.
If you have time to think about such a useless thing,
stay at home and watch our music video!
Wow wow wow wow wow!
What kind of people come here?
There are quite a lot.
Do you want to see a puncture?
I want to see it!
There are people like this in the city!
Please stay at home, Gomu-san!
I don't care about puncture!
Everyone, be safe!
I'm Tatsuta Kuzuki!
Let's go! Let's go!
No matter how much I stay outside,
I can't be punctured!
Hey!
My blood isn't that dirty!
I don't want to suck it!
Why not?
I don't want to suck it!
That's fine.
It's getting blacker and blacker!
There's a lot of B.C.G. coming out!
Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm healthy.
You're healthy?
Yes.
That's good.
Let's draw the teeth in a row.
Yes.
We're trying to fix your teeth.
Let's try to fix them.
Yes.
Let's do it!
It's coming!
Hey, Kuro-chan!
Why don't you lick my knee?
You know, there's Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan is called Hiza-kun.
He licks everyone's knee.
There's a youkai called Hiza-kun.
Hiza-kun?
Everyone's coming, but Kuro-san isn't coming.
But seeing these members...
It's the first time we've met!
But I get it now.
So there's no Hiza-kun anymore.
I'm sorry.
What is Hiza-kun?
Here he is!
Hey!
Ishioka!
When I did my make-up on Eva...
What's wrong?
Ishioka!
When I did my make-up on Eva...
It's been a long time since I saw you, Mr. Matsumoto.
You're big, Mr. Matsumoto.
Big!
It's better not to be nervous like this.
I've been wearing a lot of different make-up lately.
I've been putting on a lot of flashy make-up.
It's been a long time since I've seen you like this.
I went to a competition, but I look like this.
You look like this.
I'm sorry.
Please put on more make-up next time.
Happy birthday!
Everyone at Koshien Kyuji!
Are you watching?
Thank you for your sweat, tears, and emotions!
What?
Koshien is great, isn't it?
I watch it, too.
I lost in my hometown.
Please do your best!
Have you been watching Koshien?
Yes, I have.
What do you recommend?
This year, Yokohama High School and Osaka Toyin High School are likely to win.
It's a strange opinion.
It's amazing.
It's a strange opinion.
If you don't win, let's do it again.
Please do your best!
It's a strange opinion.
Due to the stress of this heat, I closed five of my earrings.
I thought I should kill the sun.
What?
You had a lot of earrings.
I closed them.
I only have two now.
You close them.
It's amazing.
It's a maze.
It's a maze with a lot of holes.
Really?
Anyone can say that.
There are a lot of holes.
This time, I have a small earring.
I have a bigger one.
It's a strange opinion.
That's right.
Please do your best!
It's a strange opinion.
Please be careful.
Thank you.
Please be careful.
Please do your best.
Who?
Do you pay a taxi fare?
I do.
I have a lot of money.
But why do I have to pay a taxi fare?
I don't have that kind of money.
Recently?
Recently...
I've been passing by Amex.
You've been passing by Amex?
I want to pay it quickly.
I'm quick-witted.
If I'm in a hurry, I'll take a detour.
I don't want to do that.
So I told him.
This is not the usual route.
It's a little expensive.
What did he say?
He asked me how much I usually pay.
He paid for me.
It's important to tell him.
It's not a big deal.
Really?
Girls are curious.
I'm curious.
Really?
It's hard for me and my husband to do good things.
Next.
Usa-chan.
I want to eat ice cream.
But it's sold out.
I want to eat ice cream.
Usa-chan, what kind of ice cream do you want to eat?
It's sold in Saitama.
But it's not sold in Tokyo.
What kind of ice cream do you want to eat?
I don't care.
I want to eat it.
I don't care.
Eat something else.
There are a lot of other flavors.
If you find it, please let us know.
Thank you.
If you find it, please let us know.
Sad information continues.
Mr. Oshima.
The number one country for breastfeeding is the UK.
But what's important is not the size, but the sensitivity.
That's right.
By the way, I'm very sensitive.
Especially right.
Right than left.
Please tell him.
The sensitivity of the right of the left is good.
Especially right.
Right than left.
I got good information.
Thank you.
I will be happy.
Next is the last.
Yasuko.
She is angry.
I'm angry.
She is angry.
What is the woman next to her?
She is angry.
What is the woman next to her?
My best friend Matsuri PO has become Evangelion.
And Evangelion is gone.
Now I have a woman like a grandmother next to me.
I have a woman like a grandmother next to me.
It's hard to refuse.
And I have a woman like an old man next to me.
I have a woman like an old man next to me.
Unfortunately, that old woman is one step below me.
That was the smell of the old man.
You are one step below me.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised.
You have been putting your chest here all the time.
That was the smell of the old man.
I would like to introduce myself.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Yamane, the manager of the Christmas cut.
Nice to meet you.
You have a strong personality.
I'm Yamane.
You smell like an individual writer.
You have a unique sense of freedom.
You are better than Kareishu.
I would like to introduce myself.
Please introduce yourself.
When my son is not here, he calls me Suzuki.
How old are you?
I'm six years old.
Suzuki is called Suzuki.
Do you hate the old man?
I don't like the old man at all.
When I get home, I say Suzuki.
It's like hell.
Thank you.
This is the end of the show.
Good evening, everyone. It's time for Shoumonai News.
I'm your host, Momoko Greenhill.
And of course, our commentator is this person.
The other day, when I got my receipt, I accidentally said,
I'm Shigeko Muroi.
I'm Shigeko Muroi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You've been wearing this outfit a lot lately.
That's right. I've gotten used to it.
You've gotten used to it, haven't you?
That's right.
And tonight, we have a special commentator with us.
It's this person.
It's Suzuki from Trunk Dragon.
Thank you.
It's Shoumonai News.
That's good. I'm very interested.
It's Shoumonai News.
I think we're going to have a lot of Shoumonai News tonight.
Let me tell you about it.
I don't think we'll have any news today. It's hot.
Really?
It's fine. It's hot.
I think there will be news.
Will there be news?
Yes, there will be news.
Here's the first news.
It's Natsume Hanami who posted various illustrations on social media.
This time, she drew an illustration on her own finger and posted it.
It seems that this person also slipped without exception.
Here's a picture of that time.
Let's take a look. Here it is.
It's a four-frame picture.
What does it look like?
I got on the train.
I got on the elevator.
I don't have a face anymore.
Goodbye, Hana-chan.
I'm kind to Hana-chan who let me sleep in peace.
It's a Shoumonai.
What is this?
It's very slippery.
I'm not doing it because I want to receive it.
Why are you doing this?
It's a Shoumonai.
It's a Shoumonai news every time.
It's a Shoumonai.
You recently made an original T-shirt even though no one asked you to.
It's a Shoumonai.
You were going to hit this.
You recently made an original T-shirt even though no one asked you to.
It's a Shoumonai.
I made it.
I made it with my own money.
I don't need your money.
It's a Shoumonai.
It's a Shoumonai news.
Is there any next news?
It's a Shoumonai.
Next news.
This is from Mirei Kurosawa who keeps saying it's slippery.
She read the tweet as if she was worried about the tweet.
Here is my tweet.
I want a friend.
She's doing it.
It's no use.
It's not like that.
Why?
When I want to go out for a meal, I really don't have any friends to invite.
Invite her!
I say it like that, but in reality, I don't have that many friends.
It's not like I made a promise.
It's like, can I meet you now?
Yes, you can.
Everyone is there?
You're lying!
That's a long story.
She really doesn't talk about her friends.
She doesn't have any friends at all.
She really doesn't.
She doesn't play with anyone?
I don't think so.
She has a really bad personality.
No, I don't.
I don't play with anyone.
You should play with her, Suzuki-san.
No, I definitely don't play with anyone.
I can't play with anyone.
You can't play with anyone?
I can't play with anyone.
There's a lot of things.
Please don't dig into that.
Someone should take her to a firework show in the summer.
That's a bit sad.
You should take her to a member's firework show!
I'll kill you!
She's really persistent.
She's a bit pitiful, but she's really persistent.
She's so persistent that you can't hear her voice.
She's really persistent.
Let's move on.
Is there any other news?
Here's the next news.
Usami Haru-san, I heard that your soul flew somewhere the other day.
What do you mean?
Let's take a look.
Here it is.
Oh, it's Momoko-san.
It's me.
What's going on?
What? I'm scared.
What's going on?
Are you okay?
What's going on?
Are you okay?
I'm worried about you.
Should I introduce you to a good hospital?
Are you okay?
This is a disease.
I was just messing around.
I was just like, come back.
You're so cute.
You're like a dream girl.
You're so different.
You've been telling me to shut up.
You're so different.
You're so cute.
But she's not that energetic.
You're so cute.
She didn't say anything.
She's like a rabbit.
Shut up!
I'm done.
Let's move on.
This is from Kino Fujiwara.
He posted a picture of himself in the winter on Twitter.
This is the picture.
Good morning.
I'm going to the shoot this morning.
You're so cute.
Isn't it cute?
It's not cute.
I don't want to see it.
Isn't it cute?
It's not cute.
You're so different.
It's the power of the app.
It's processed.
It's not cute.
The picture is amazing.
It's amazing.
You can't believe it.
It says, shoot this morning.
But it's an extra job.
No.
I was saying that.
It's not a job.
I don't have a job and I don't have money.
So I'm stealing the wifi from the dressing room.
What?
I'm a wifi thief.
It's just a little.
He's really angry.
It's just a little.
It's not cute.
It's unfair.
It's true.
It's a picture that's decided, so it's not fun.
It's not fun.
It's not funny.
Next news.
This is a post that everyone is suspicious of, and it seems that it is confusing the surroundings.
That's amazing!
What is this?
What?
You're a really good girl.
What?
You're crazy, aren't you?
What's wrong?
You're crazy, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
I give it regularly.
Regularly?
Are you crazy?
You're a good girl.
Isn't AVJ like that?
No, I really think so.
That's amazing.
That's strange.
You're always like that at home.
What?
You're a good girl.
You really grew up to be a good girl.
That's amazing.
You're crazy, aren't you?
Men are crazy, aren't they?
You're crazy, aren't you?
This is good.
There's nothing wrong with it.
You're grinning.
There's nothing wrong with it.
You're stretching your nose.
There's nothing wrong with it.
I don't like it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
That's good.
You're lying.
If you draw it, it'll be bad.
Let's move on to the next one.
You're lying.
Let's move on to the next one.
You're starting to make fun of me.
It's the same scream as Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan is amazing.
Let's move on to the next one.
This is the last news.
This is Yamane, the unit manager of Muscat.
She drank a black smoothie the other day.
Here's a picture of it.
Here it is.
That's amazing.
I've been drinking a fancy smoothie since this morning.
It's a black color.
Yamane.
She's the unit manager I introduced earlier.
She's not here?
I can smell curry.
I can smell the smell of the elderly.
I went to look for her.
Are you okay?
She's an elderly.
She's always looking for a toilet.
She looks for a toilet in the first place.
She's looking for a toilet.
Should we stop now?
This had been shameless.
That's a shameless old woman..
That's a shameless end.
That's the end of shameless news.
Is that it?
Y-chan is good too, isn't she?
It can't be helped.
Mayonaka's Y-chan Show!
Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen!
Now, let's see how sexy Jujutsu Kaisen is!
First, let's introduce the commentators.
This is Yasuko Mitsuda, who is currently learning kickboxing.
In this tournament, there was a competition called Kama-tte Judo, where you had to compete with an Ogi-san of Ogi-ahagi.
The next one is the Sexy Jujutsu Kaisen.
This time, we have a special guest, Taku Suzuki of Drunk-Drown, who is a man who doesn't usually show up.
Taku-chan is really good at Jujutsu Kaisen.
Taku-chan, please tell us your usual self- introduction.
If you have 3 minutes, you can kill me.
When you were treated like a piece of shit by a certain director, did you always say that in your heart?
Fujiterubi's XXXX.
That person is really...
It's a secret. We were doing this together, so it's a secret.
A lot of people were envious of him.
Right now, he's on the show of Gokuraku no Abema.
That was close.
He's really close.
That was close.
Well, he's lying, but...
For example, what kind of punishment can you give to that person?
I don't like getting hit.
So, you turn around and close your neck, and that's it.
Wow, in one go.
Or you can break his whole body.
As expected, he has a very loyal heart.
He's a bit crazy, though.
Now, let's introduce the opposing team.
First up is Team Gold Perorin Gym.
The rumored Gold Perorin Gym.
He's cute. He looks strong.
He's smiling a lot.
He's cute.
The opposing team is...
Team Ahan Dojo.
Ahan Dojo.
Ah, I see.
They're doing a variety show.
That's a lot of people.
The match will be a 5-on-5 battle.
The team with the most points wins.
But this is a variety show, so the referee will decide.
Please think of it as an eco-friendly game.
That's important, too.
By the way, Taku-chan, do you have a favorite character?
I like Minami-san.
He's a director.
Ah!
He's so ugly!
I won't touch you.
I won't touch you, okay?
Let's fight.
Do you want to attack slowly or aggressively?
That's right.
It's best to attack slowly at the end.
It's best to attack slowly.
It's basically M.
Let's fight with that in mind.
Let's start the first round.
First, Team Gold Perolin Jim.
Reicho Rui Eroka Saikyo Ishioka Mai.
Team Ahan Dojo.
Kanzaki Sai-san.
Kuro-chan's heart is Otta-onna.
You go first.
How do you attack?
You attack while you're in a state of self- defense.
Team Gold Perolin Jim.
Wazari.
What?
What happened?
Koko, you!
I feel like that referee is not in the right mindset.
What are you going to do?
Why don't you try rolling the dice once?
What are you going to do?
Ippon!
The judges are too weak.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I still have a lot to show you.
You haven't said anything yet.
You said you like Yuttori.
Why? Are you gay?
No.
I'm really excited because it's been a long time.
I put something on here.
At that point, it was Ippon.
Isn't that a different kind of Ippon?
Are you okay? You're sweating a lot.
Referee, please be fair.
I understand. I understand.
You haven't said anything yet.
But this is a game.
This time, it was Kanzaki's great Ippon match.
I'm a little overwhelmed when I think of Fu-san.
You're overwhelmed, aren't you, Kanzaki-san?
Now, let's move on to the second match.
Kojima Minami from Team Gold Perorin Gym.
Kogawa Iori from Team Ahan Dojo.
I can do it! I can do it!
Now, it's a card of attention.
All ships, Kojima Minami, start!
Kojima Minami from Team Gold Perorin Gym.
Ah!
Hey, Takkun!
Let's play with Minami in a lotion that you've never seen before!
I'm in!
He's in the referee!
I'm glad you're in the referee!
Thank you very much!
I'm in!
I'm sweating like crazy!
Kouko!
You!
You're out!
Good luck, Kogawa-san!
Kogawa-san!
He's in position!
What kind of juice do you like?
I'll pour it for you.
He's in position!
Both of you are in position!
Senkon Kojima Minami is out!
Go to sleep!
Wait a minute!
Wait...
Hey!
it's all good
Ahhhhhhh!!!!
You can't do that!
What are you doing?
It's Kenja time, so I can't talk.
What?
What are you doing?
You can't do that!
Are you watching, Oku-san?
I'm putting my hand on Kojima-san's waist.
No, no.
I'm going to sleep early.
You went to bed early.
What?
Kojima-san won by one point.
He's strong.
It's a shame, Kogawa-san.
The referee was too strict this time.
He played calmly.
This is a problem.
Everyone, you have to calculate how to fight.
It's difficult this time.
That's right.
He won by one point.
Let's start the third match.
From Team Gold Perolin Gym,
Shiori Kamiseki from Abare-Oppai.
That's great.
Abare-Oppai won by one point.
What's wrong?
You're wearing it properly, aren't you?
I'm wearing it properly.
Is the zipper open?
The zipper is open.
Referee, please check. Is the zipper open?
The zipper is not open!
It's open!
It's not open!
Your hearts are dirty because you think it's open!
It's not open!
It's open!
Please sit down.
The opponent team is
I AM BUSU-SUBU!
We'll definitely win!
Let's start!
Start!
Taku-san, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is good, but
can you teach me Erorian Jiu-Jitsu?
Masaori!
Let's continue with SUBU.
SUBU, go!
You!
Ippon!
I didn't do it!
I'm the top chef!
Number 1!
I didn't do it!
I'm the number 1!
You said you'd do it!
This is bad!
Oi...
Usанные!
I'm getting ready for a fight.
Records seems to have turned serious force.
Sorry.
You pulled my arm only a bit.
My brain turned on fire.
The winner is
Nakasago.
I can't get out!
Wake up! Wake up!
Chou-kun, drop it for me!
Chou-kun, look at me!
What should I do with the LED?
Shin-chan!
Taku-chan!
Shin-chan!
Taku-chan!
What's wrong with you?
Your face turned into a rat's color!
Taku-chan!
Your face turned into a rat's color! Stop it!
Don't do that!
Shin-chan!
I'm so sorry.
All right.
Please step back.
I'm sorry.
Please step back.
The winner of this game is Taku Suzuki.
The referee won the game.
You did a good job.
You made Taku-chan feel good.
Taku-chan is really good at Jujutsu Kaisen.
It's amazing.
When I see people like that, I want to fight.
It was interesting.
Your face turned into a rat's color.
Next is the fourth game.
This is a game between Team Gold Perorin and Kurosawa Mirei.
You can do it!
Team Red Perorin is going to play against Team Akhan Dojo.
The winner of this game is Usami Haru.
You can do it!
All right.
You have the first blow.
You!
What?
Suzuki-san, let's go to the land of dreams with me.
I didn't think the referee would do it last month.
After all, it's a little...
The two of you haven't won anything yet.
Now, Kouko.
You can do it, Uta-chan.
Uta-chan.
Close your eyes.
You can do it.
Calm down.
Uta-chan, calm down.
Uta-chan is in a hurry because she can't lose.
She might come to her senses.
Hurry up.
You can do it, Uta-chan.
Start!
What?
Have I lost weight recently?
No.
No?
What do you mean, Referee?
Well...
It's a little different from eroticism.
Yes, yes.
But she saw my Twitter and said that I've lost weight recently.
Oh, I see.
You can do it, Kuro-san.
You can do it.
Let's cruise in the jungle with me.
Maki-san's family had a fight over the country of dreams.
She didn't want to talk about it.
It's the country of nightmares.
It's so sunny.
It's the same as me.
How is it?
It's so sunny.
Start!
It's not sexy.
That's right.
It's a chance to kill.
Is the house so important?
I won't tell anyone.
This time, Kurosawa-san is being forced.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it unless it's sexy.
That's right. There are two instructions.
Actually, I lost.
Please decide the last one, Usa-chan.
I don't want to do it!
One point!
One point?
That's one point.
Both of you lost.
So,
the 4th match is
a draw.
The 4th match is a draw.
Taku-chan seems to like
the stereotype Eros.
Tricky Eros seems to be difficult.
It's easy to understand.
It's difficult to understand.
It's difficult to understand
like my face now.
What will you do with the glasses?
I don't need them anymore.
I don't know who he is anymore.
Let's move on to the 5th match.
From Team Gold Pelorin Gym,
the most erotic
made-in-Japan,
Masami Ichikawa.
It's easy to understand.
From Team Ahan Dojo,
the last winner of
DAKUNDAIZUMU, Mihiro.
In this match,
the one who wins will be the winner.
An unexpected match.
It's easy to understand.
I'll fix it.
You'll fix it?
I'll fix the bottom too.
You'll fix the bottom too?
I'm going to beat you up.
What?
Can I have one of your cards?
I'll beat you up.
Thank you very much.
Nagano is beautiful.
Let's aim for one.
It's a good program.
Then, high school, you, start!
Do you want to touch?
Do you want to touch there?
Do you like there?
Do you want to sleep?
How is your relationship with your wife?
I don't have a relationship with my wife.
Really?
I'm a wife, too.
Recently,
I've been in a bad mood.
In a bad mood?
I see.
Sometimes,
I do dangerous things.
Wasabi!
How was the match?
They are both technicians.
But, they have physical contact.
They don't use words.
They use force.
What should I do to win?
Use words.
Words are important.
I'd like to see a clever strategy.
Referee, you are sweating a lot.
If she sees this, I'll be in trouble.
Who?
My wife.
You don't have a relationship with your wife.
I'd like to show this to Jinan.
You're paying for your meal.
I see.
Are you ready?
Let's start!
You!
Let's start!
Hey, can you take me down?
Take you down?
Can you take me down?
Take you down?
Yes, I can.
Can you take me down?
Really?
Yes, I can.
Be careful, be careful.
I'm scared.
Are you?
I'm scared.
Are you?
Because you're cute.
Really?
Yes, yes, yes.
You're the best.
The best?
Yes.
Really?
Yes, you're the best.
Really?
Yes.
Then...
Yes.
Will you choose me?
But...
Yes, I will.
Yes.
But...
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Wait...
Yes.
Wait.
Then...
Wait.
I want to choose you, but...
If I can take you down, I can do a lot of things that I can't.
Wow.
It's a pity.
Don't do that.
We took him down, but...
It's a pity.
Referee, what did you do?
That was dangerous.
What did you do, Referee?
It was dangerous.
It was dangerous?
It was amazing.
Battle!
One!
Wow!
I'll make you a big flood!
Yeah!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
It's a draw!
Why?
You said one!
One is not allowed!
It's a draw!
You said one!
One is allowed!
I said one!
One is allowed!
The winner is Mihiro!
The winner is Team Ahan Dojo!
We will give you a present, so please enjoy it in private!
Referee, why don't you stand up?
Please continue.
What's wrong?
I have a tissue.
What's wrong?
We have an announcement from Muscat!
Muscat's Summer Live Tour, Muscat 1.5, Okagesama Tour,
will be held on August 24th in Tokyo Tsutaya, O-I- I-H-T.
It's the final!
We will announce the winner!
We don't know if there are any tickets left,
but please check Muscat's official website for more details!
That was quick!
We have a present for you!
We are looking forward to your participation!
How was it?
Was it my turn?
Kuro-chan was more refreshing!
Kuro-chan was better!
Kuro-chan was more refreshing!
Taku-san was scary!
I saw the real you!
See you next week!
Okuma-san will be back!
See you next week!