AISubs
The dressing room is dirty, the playroom is dirty,
so please clean up your body and mind!
If you don't say what you want to say,
I'm going to call the police!
If you don't say what you want to say,
I'm going to call the police!
Tonight, you're going to dance and laugh, right?
Let's dance!
Dance!
Alright, alright, alright!
Go on!
Let's go!
Misaki!
It's getting hot and I'm getting thin.
Why do men look at me like that?
Do you only look at my boobs?
No!
Don't just look at my boobs.
Look at my face and talk, you idiot!
You're not standing on your nipples, are you?
I'm always standing on my nipples.
Your nipples are...
Don't go to the police!
Alright, let's continue!
How are you feeling? Are you okay?
I'm hot every day.
Aren't you stupid?
I was born on Earth, so I'm not stupid.
I'm not stupid.
I wasn't born on Earth.
Don't say that!
I feel sorry for your parents!
I can't live anymore.
Don't say that!
That's great!
The number of piercings is increasing!
That's great!
Don't increase it!
That's great!
You're alive, so everyone is alive!
I'll keep going!
Taro-san!
Natsume?
Who are you?
What?
Who are you?
I'm Natsume Hanami.
The other day, I posted a picture of me winking on Twitter.
Someone commented that I was dirty!
That's great!
What was that?
What?
What's wrong?
Isn't it terrible?
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's dirty!
I don't know, so try it.
How did you do it?
Like this.
Ouch!
That's great!
You idiot!
Only humans can do that!
It hurts!
It's the Kugiaki type, right?
It's Kugiaki-san!
But the main character can't do it!
The main character!
That's the reality of it!
The main character!
Idiot, you can do it, it's just a lot of work!
Now, let's continue!
That's it!
Ow!
That's it!
Taro!
That's it!
Taro!
That's it!
You should clean it up!
I'll do it later!
What do you think, Baba?
Can you do it?
Don't talk about Ryumachi!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Go!
When I posted my swimsuit on Facebook the other day,
I got a spam report and it was deleted!
Is it that ugly?
I'll do it later!
What?
Is there such a thing?
No, I was reported and killed.
What?
And I have a Facebook account, so my enemies are in my family.
Your family is reporting you?
Yes.
Isn't that terrible?
No, but he was very loyal to me.
Why?
You can't wear an ordinary swimsuit.
What kind of swimsuit were you wearing?
I was wearing a bikini.
No, that's a spam report.
Is that a spam report?
It's true.
What?
Who?
What?
What happened?
What?
What happened?
What?
What happened?
I told the hairdresser that I would give him 60,000 yen, and I went to the hair salon.
Then, I became this short.
What?
It is such a do-over!
It was cut by a rusty knife.
With scissors.
Is it a technique?
What?
Back.
I sweater this.
Do you like it?
I hope you like it.
Because you did it.
You look like Holland Jackson.
Thank you.
You often say that.
It was a big hit.
It was a big hit?
It was a big hit.
It can't be helped.
Thank you very much.
Look at this.
I was surprised.
It's been a long time since I saw something like this.
It's a cherry blossom.
If it's fashionable, it's too much.
Thank you very much.
See you again.
This dress is very cute.
It looks thin.
I'm sure a man will turn around.
I've never turned around!
Damn it!
It's not because of the clothes, is it?
It's pretty cute. It was a big hit in the store.
Really?
The atmosphere is lame.
It's my problem.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
Stop it. It's too much of a disclaimer.
It's so cute.
You can choose your clothes.
If you come to a store that suits you,
Please wear an overall.
It suits you.
Let's continue.
Hey, Ichikawa.
You're wearing glasses.
I'm the only one with glasses.
I'm wearing glasses, but I don't have contact lenses.
You're wearing fake glasses!
I'm wearing contact lenses, but I don't have contact lenses.
What will happen if you wear contact lenses?
You were wearing contact lenses.
I wasn't wearing contact lenses.
I was wearing contact lenses.
You're so scary.
You can't wear glasses.
Why?
I'm not wearing contact lenses.
You can wear contact lenses.
I'm wearing contact lenses.
You can wear contact lenses.
You're slippery.
You have a lot of clay in your eyes.
Don't take it off.
You're slippery.
See you next week!
Hey! Look at Kuro-san who's slipping again today!
You know, you couldn't lick Kuro-chan's knee the other day, right?
And you were really depressed.
Seriously, you should have sex with her!
She's back to being a virgin!
She's almost back to being a virgin!
Seriously, she hasn't done it for years!
Sensei, what do you mean?
You should have sex with her!
There's a reason why Kuro-chan couldn't be licked.
It's because she doesn't have any female hormones.
She's definitely not having sex.
If she can't have sex, is it okay for her to be a woman?
It's totally okay for her to be a woman.
She doesn't have any female hormones at all.
So she's not a woman?
She's not a woman, but...
I tell my friends that I've only had a boyfriend for about a year.
So I want to be a better woman.
It doesn't matter!
Why?
Seriously, you haven't had sex for about 7 years, right?
No, I haven't.
She's looking at you.
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
This is a job where you have to jump into the river.
What kind of job is that?
Let's choose a job!
Let's choose a job where you have to jump into the river.
Let's be a woman.
Say, let's be a woman.
Let's be a woman!
You're mean!
Say, let's be a woman!
Let's be a woman!
Say, let's be a woman!
Let's enjoy the last summer of Heisei with Muscat Live!
The last summer of Heisei?
It's the last summer of Heisei.
It's a simple message.
That's right. It's the last summer of Heisei.
We should make memories.
That's right. It's the last summer of Heisei with Muscat.
Let's do our best.
We'll do our best.
If we can't do everything we can do today, it'll be the last summer of Heisei.
Let's do our best.
That's right.
Happy New Year!
Today, Ms. Yuga Desuko.
The other day, I bought a crocodile to order a crocodile bag.
That's all.
That's all?
That's not all.
Crocodiles are aged.
I'm 4 years old.
You're 4 years old?
I'm not sure if I'm 4 years old.
The crocodile I was recommended was 4 years old.
Is it a crocodile body?
It's dead.
It has a face and a tail.
It's made of one piece of skin.
I ordered it in the hotel room.
I was asked which one to choose.
Are you serious?
I tried to post a picture of a crocodile on Twitter.
It was too cruel, so I stopped.
That's true.
How much is it?
It's 400,000 yen.
It's cheap.
It's cheap, but it costs 2 million yen to put it in the bag.
I see.
Do you put it in the bag?
I think I'll put it in a clutch bag.
A clutch bag?
Give me the leftover skin.
What are you going to do with the leftover skin?
I don't know if I'll put it in my wallet.
Give me the leftover skin.
That's what you're doing.
I'm glad to hear that.
Happy birthday to you!
Hello.
Sunscreen is banned in Hawaii.
Yes.
AV actresses are banned from sunscreens.
What should I apply?
What?
Lotion?
I'll get sunburned.
Sunburn?
I'll get sunburned.
You shouldn't say that.
I don't know what else to apply.
There's lotion.
Other than sunscreens?
Other than sunscreens.
Other than sunscreens?
You should take a break.
Other than sunscreens?
There's lotion.
Other than sunscreens?
Other than sunscreens.
Copatones.
Other than sunscreens.
Lastly, Yasuko!
How old are you?
I wonder if there's lotion.
I always say it.
I went to the abandoned elementary school in Shikoku the other day.
I went there and saw a kawahagi following me when I moved.
I thought I could live if I had this kawahagi.
I'm sad.
I want you to get angry.
I want to see your angry energy.
I saw a round aquarium.
I saw a kawahagi following me when I moved.
I thought I could live if I had this kawahagi.
I'm sad.
I'm glad to see you at the end of Heisei.
Please tell me if you have anything to say.
This is the end of this program. Please look forward to the next program.
Good evening, everyone. It's time for Shoumonai News.
I'm Yori Kogawa, a caster.
Our commentators are here with us today.
I'm Shigeko Muroi, a two-step curry with a rich aroma.
Nice to meet you.
Tonight, we're going to talk about the shoumonai news of Muscat.
Muscat is going to be shoumonai this week.
That's right.
Let's get started with the news.
A week ago, Japan lost to Poland in the final round of the World Cup.
The fans bought a handkerchief.
This is the post at the time.
Why?
Japan will win by 2-1 today.
That's ridiculous.
What is this?
The winner and the loser are different.
Don't expect the next win.
This is a serious question.
That's why I didn't expect the next win.
That's not the problem.
Apologize to Director Nishino.
Director Nishino is watching.
He's watching.
He's watching us.
Director Nishino, I'm sorry.
That's ridiculous.
Apologize to him.
Don't apologize to him.
Let's move on to the next news.
This is the next news.
EVA Matsuoka Rin seems to be bitten by a crab every night.
Please look at this.
It's dirty.
Where did you sleep?
Matsuoka, don't run away.
Matsuoka.
What are you doing?
I can't deal with you.
If Matsuoka gets angry, I'll eat you.
You're scary.
You're bitten by a crab.
Let's move on to the next news.
She has a lot of courage.
There was a worrisome comment on Sae Kanzaki's tweet.
This is the post.
I'm jealous of people who can go on a trip.
I can't walk at all.
I think I want to go.
I can't go on a trip because it's a big event.
I'm scared and tired.
Good morning, everyone.
What are you doing?
I'm scared.
Good morning, everyone.
It's not good morning.
I'm worried about you.
Are you taking medicine?
No, I'm not.
I'm not taking medicine.
Are you okay?
Let's move on to the next news.
This is a quick report.
This is Yamane, the unit manager.
She changed her Twitter account name.
I'll repeat it.
She changed her Twitter account name.
Shut up.
Everyone is paying attention to me.
Shut up.
Your face is more annoying.
I don't want to talk to you.
Shut up.
Let's move on to the next news.
This is Hanabi Natsume, who has been posting illustrations on Instagram.
Her new work has been released.
I haven't done it yet.
This is her new work.
What is it?
What cup is that?
It's a B.
It's a big B.
What do you mean?
Are you still drawing?
What do you mean?
Let me draw freely.
Why do you always find it?
Do you want to be a teacher?
Do you want me to call you Natsume teacher?
I don't want you to call me that.
Are you a teacher in Fukui?
Stop it.
Let's move on to the next news.
This is Kurosawa Mirei.
She posted a picture of her nails on Instagram the other day.
She called it a gross picture.
This is the picture.
What is this?
Is this a cherry blossom?
What is this?
It looks like an eyeball.
Are you happy?
I can't see it.
That's fine.
It's not funny.
What are you doing?
Why do you say that?
I'm just telling the truth.
Don't challenge the conversation.
You shouldn't challenge the conversation.
You said it because I said it.
You can't help it.
That's fine.
Let's move on to the next news.
This is the next news.
This is Usami Haru.
She was full the other day, but she ate a lot.
You shouldn't eat a lot.
Usa-chan, please.
Usa-chan, what's wrong?
You were full, but you ate a lot.
You ate a lot.
You shouldn't eat a lot.
You were delicious.
You were cute.
You shouldn't eat a lot.
What's this?
Say, you ate a lot.
I ate a lot.
You ate a lot.
You shouldn't eat a lot.
Let's move on to the next news.
This kind of news is fine.
Let's move on to the next news.
This is the next news.
This is Usami Haru.
Usa-chan, what's wrong?
She challenged the panchira challenge the other day.
What kind of challenge is that?
This is the video from that day.
What?
Panchira challenge?
That's cute.
That's Usa-chan.
That's not panchira.
What's this?
Usa-chan, what's wrong?
What?
Usa-chan, what's wrong?
In response to that video, Usa-chan commented,
You saw my panties, right?
You didn't show it to us.
What's wrong?
I thought you saw it.
You showed it to us.
I thought you saw it until the end.
I thought you saw it.
Say, you want to see my panties?
Do you want to see my panties?
Usa-chan.
You don't have to do that.
Usa-chan.
That's right.
What kind of challenge is that?
Please don't do dirty challenges.
You have to teach us the concept of panchira.
That's right.
It's not panchira.
Let's move on to the next news.
This is from Kino Fujiwara.
She did it again.
She made a new Twitter icon the other day.
This is the icon.
What?
What's going on?
You did it!
What's going on?
You look so embarrassed.
What's going on?
I did it well.
When did you do it?
Do it now.
I'm so angry.
I did it right away.
I'm so angry.
What's with that face?
What's going on?
Why are you so angry?
Because I did it well.
No, you didn't.
Even if you're good at taking pictures, don't show me that face.
Don't show me that face.
Don't look at me.
Look at me.
Don't look at me.
You're then going to be late.
Is that all?
That's all for the bad news.
Midnight Wide Show.
What should I do?
Stop it!
What should I do?
It's my duty!
I'll die!
It's my duty!
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
We are more erotic than you.
What?
We are more erotic than you.
What?
We are Chirabi-Sekun, a group of erotic people who hide their erotic nature with iron armor under the banner of intellectual eroticism.
What?
You are Chirabi-Sekun.
You are Chirabi-Sekun, idiot.
No.
What is Chirabi-Sekun?
You are not an idiot.
It's like this.
This part of the stocking is different.
You are an idiot.
We are more erotic than you.
We are a group of erotic people who hide their erotic nature.
We are Morodashi, idiot.
Don't fight, don't fight. I got it.
Let's do it to make it clear which one is erotic.
Sexy Sekigahara, Kaisei-chan.
Stop it. Stop it.
Your kickboxing is heavy.
I practiced hard.
Your kickboxing is heavy.
Stop it. Why?
We are fighting now.
Don't fight. Don't be violent.
The person behind told me that I don't have to hide.
I don't care.
Stop it.
I don't care.
Let's decide by eroticism.
I will explain the rules.
There will be a prize.
Let's see who can be more erotic.
Are you good at being erotic?
I got it.
Let's start with Chirabisa.
Chirabisa is a pianist.
Next is Moromiya.
Who is Moromiya?
Moromiya is weak.
Don't say that.
Who is Moromiya?
Don't say that.
Ichikawa is Moromiya.
What is the first topic?
Let's start with papaya.
Let's start with Chira.
Let's start with papaya.
Here we go 1, 2, 3
You can do it!
You're strong!
You can do it!
Are you okay?
Can you do it, Moro?
I can! I can!
Let's go, Moro!
You can do it!
Daddy!
Daddy, I'm scared!
Good, good, good!
You can do it!
The game is over!
Shiramise-kun wins!
Why? Why?
You're weak!
You lost again.
You're weak!
What do you mean weak?
I was waiting for the moment when the papaya came in.
I thought, the papaya came in!
Are you going to do it?
It came in!
What?
Next is the second round! What will Shiramise-kun do?
Who will go? Who will go?
Let's start with Yume!
All of a sudden?
What will Morodashi-kun do?
Are you going to give up?
Give me a signal!
There's no one left, right?
Give me your joker!
There are too many jokers!
Where are you?
That's right.
Usa-chan?
That's right.
Usa-chan?
It's too early!
It's Usa-chan!
It's the second Usa-chan!
There's no one left!
You're weak!
It's okay! I'll give you more Usa-chan!
Go Usa-chan!
Let's go with Usa-san for Morodashi!
What should we do for the topic?
Let's do this.
The topic is Peperoncino!
Let's do this!
Let's do it the other way around.
Let's do Peperoncino from Morodashi!
Pero-pero-pero-pero-pero...Peperoncino.
You must be broke!
Morodashi!!
This isn't Morodashi!
Pero-pero-pero...
It's a word, but...
I don't think it's a word.
The word...
I'll give you another chance.
Please read this word.
I'm ready.
Ready, go.
Pero, pero, pero, pero.
You shouldn't have said that!
That's a foul!
What?
That's a foul!
It's Pepero!
Pepero!
Of course!
That's what I'm saying!
That's a foul!
This is your last chance.
It's a foul.
Peperoncino.
You're mean!
You're cute!
You're mean!
Peperoncino, please!
I'm scared.
You're scared?
Are you okay?
You're sick.
Peperoncino!
You're sick?
Peperoncino!
She's going crazy!
Stop going there!
Matsugoki!
No, not Matsugoki!
I'm still at home!
House!
We're on the same team!
What's going on?
We're friends!
We're enemies!
Please get along!
Let's go to the third round!
By the way, who are you going against?
Go against Boki!
Boki?
Which one?
Kurosawa!
Which one?
I don't know!
Fujiwara will go!
Go, go, go!
What a match!
What should we do next?
I think that's enough.
The third round's topic is Tteokbokki!
I love Tteokbokki!
Let's start with Kurosawa.
Tteokbokki!
Next is Fujiwara.
You can do it!
You're winning!
I'm nervous.
It's the worst match.
Who said it's the worst match?
I'm nervous.
I'll do it!
Good, good!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Who is it? Who is it?
You can get angry!
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Kiki, Kiki.
What are you angry about?
I'm angry about the salty match.
What?
No unfair match!
I want to hit the building!
This is the biggest unfair match of the century.
Who is it?
Next!
What do you want?
Ishioka!
Ishioka, who do you want to hit the building next?
Natsume!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
The next topic is grated ponzu.
She's good at it.
Let's start with the building.
Let's start with Natsume.
Grated ponzu!
What is it?
It's funny.
It's erotic.
Let's start with Ishioka.
Grated ponzu, please.
Grated...
Chigami-senpai!
It's not erotic!
It's not erotic at all!
It's like you're sucking it.
It's weird. Do you know what erotic is?
Of course I do!
It was a super fun game.
That's right.
What are you doing?
Don't judge me!
Okami-san, which one do you want to do?
What should I do?
I'll do Shinigami.
What about Morodashi?
Morodashi hasn't won yet.
Let's bring out the strong ones.
Katsumi-san!
It's a happy battle.
Here is the next question.
It's Hamezu Rodriguez.
Which one should we start with?
Let's start with Chiramise.
Hame...
Rodriguez.
She got it.
She has a good rhythm.
She doesn't sigh.
Let's start with Hamezu Rodriguez.
Hamezu...
Hame... Rodriguez...
That was intense!
You were really intense!
You use up so much time!
Don't change that!
Yay!
That was really intense.
You used up a lot of time?
The 6th match.
The lady will go first.
The lady.
Show us your adult side.
What should I do?
If it's the lady, I'll go too.
Kojima-san.
Yay!
Let's go Kojima-san.
Let's go.
The next match is the chestnut bun.
Chestnut bun.
The lady will go first.
The lady's chestnut bun, show us.
Chestnut bun.
Yay!
It's not like this.
It's like a theme.
Why is it chestnut bun?
It's the same.
Let's go Minami-san.
Chestnut bun, show us.
Chestnut bun.
It's a chestnut bun.
What's going on?
What's a bun?
This is a chestnut bun.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
You heard it, didn't you?
I didn't say anything.
The winner is Chiramise.
Next, Chiramise team.
Horan Chiyaki.
How many members are there?
There are people who didn't come out.
What are you going to do?
How many rounds are left?
3 rounds.
Please tell everyone.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
The topic is this.
Shimone Tiribokki.
Shimone Tiribokki, you can do it.
Let's start with Chiramise.
Chiramise, ready, go.
Shimone Tiribokki.
4th place!
That's strange!
Please don't look at me like that.
No, no, no, no.
Let's move on.
Who will be on the Chiramise team?
Yes.
Kuro-chan's friends.
There are still a lot of people on the Chiramise team.
There are.
Oba-san isn't on the team.
I'll leave it to you.
You'll leave it to me?
Oba-san and Eva-san are the only ones.
Oba-san and Eva-san.
There are a few more, right?
Yes, there are.
Oba-san and Eva-san.
What did you say?
Oba-san and Eva-san.
No, no, no, no.
I can't hear you.
Oba-san and Eva-san.
There's a senpai in the last place.
I'm in the last place.
Oba-san and Eva-san.
You can do it.
Eva-san has to go.
Eva-san.
Please go.
Let's go.
Here.
Here's the cheese code.
Let's start with Chira.
Here's the cheese code.
Eat it.
Here's the cheese code.
Eva-san.
Eva, let's start.
Eva, please show us your chin-score.
Chin...
Chin-score!
Eva, are you talking?
I don't know your face, Eva.
No!
Chin...
Eva!
Chin...
Chin-score!
Eva!
She lost.
How was it, Eva?
I lost, but I still have a chance to win.
I'll show you!
Chin-score!
It's funny!
You're so funny!
Eva, please show us your chin-score.
Don't eat it!
Don't eat chin-score!
Don't talk!
Let's move on to the final round.
The final round!
Chin-score!
Let's do it!
You're gonna show us your chin-score, right?
I'm gonna do it!
Let's go!
Eva!
It's a battle between old ladies!
You don't get to do that on TV!
You don't get to do that!
What are you talking about?
Show us your chin-score, old lady!
Not today!
Is it alive?
It's alive!
The final prize is...
Ginger O'Rose!
Muroi-san, do you want it?
Muroi-san, please drink Ginger O'Rose!
Ginger...
I thought you were talking about Muroi-san!
I didn't want to imagine Muroi-san!
Ginger...
You're good at singing.
You like cats, don't you?
Ginger!
You like cats, don't you?
Muroi-san!
Muroi-san can sing, too!
You like cats, don't you?
Let's drink your Ginger O'Rose!
Here you go!
Muroi-san!
It won't go up right away.
Ginger...
Ro...
It's old-fashioned!
Who said it's old-fashioned?!
I've been watching you for 10 years, so I know you're noisy.
Shush!
Why?
You're eating it with your hands!
It's old!
It's been 10 years since I've seen it.
I've been watching it for 10 years.
I want to see it, too!
It's old!
And finally,
I'd like to have a target solution.
It's me!
The team that wins the target game wins.
What?
There's still a chance to win for the other team.
I think so, too.
I'm confident about it.
I'm confident.
The target game is Post-it.
Who's going to go first?
Let's start with Team Morodashi.
Here's Kurosawa's post-it.
Team Morodashi's post-it.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to sing.
You're not trying to sing.
Eros.
Let's go.
Eros.
What is it?
I'm trying to sing a song I'm good at.
You can do it.
I'll give you one last chance.
Listen to it from the beginning.
It's too fast.
Here you go.
Time's up.
Post-it.
What was that miracle?
Time's up.
You hit the mic on the head.
You're like an American comedian.
You're a comedian.
Are you ready, Taisho?
I'm ready.
I learned all the erotic things.
Mizura's post-it.
Here you go.
What is it?
Post-it.
Time's up.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I got it. I got it.
I did everything I could.
I imagined it.
Did you say it was a hit?
I tried to put it in my own hole.
The concept of the course.
It's literary.
And the word hit comes out naturally.
It's wonderful.
By the way, Team Chidamise won.
We used the winning team for a theme.
I'd like to give you all of them as a gift.
Please take it to the food.
You can eat it later.
You can have a party right away.
That's all.
It was Sexy Sekigahara.
I have an announcement from Muscat.
If you want to see the midnight wide show again,
You can watch it for free for a week from the broadcast on Abema Video.
In addition, Muscat's summer live tour.
Ebisu Muscat 1.5 Okage Summer Tour.
It's coming to an end.
From Nagoya, the bottom line to Kawakiri, August 5th, Osaka, B2CAT, August 24th, Tokyo, Tsutaya, OIST.
These are the top 3 places.
Oh, I mean the top 2 places.
For more information, please check out the official website of Muscat.
Yes, please check it out.
And now, a big announcement, Kojima-san.
Yes, I, Minami Kojima, will graduate from Ebisu Muscat.
I'm going to learn a lot at Muscat for about 3 years.
I want to make the most of my experience and try various things as Minami Kojima.
August 24th is the last day of the live.
I will do my best for the last live without wasting a second with each member.
Please come to the live.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Are you going to do your best somewhere else after graduation?
Yes, I want to be alone.
I see.
Thank you for raising me.
You will do your best.
I will do my best until the end.
Thank you.
See you next week!