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Koki!
Koki, you're in pain, aren't you?
I can't speak.
I can't say what I want to say in this world,
but if I put Koki's dance number on it, I should be able to say anything!
Let's go, everyone!
Let's Dance Dance Dinosaur!
Let's go!
In the winter, there were a lot of people holding umbrellas,
but everyone was too conscious of the umbrella they were folding,
and that umbrella was stuck in my chest!
No!
Who has an umbrella in such a high position?
It's dangerous.
Sometimes it gets stuck.
It's rainy season, so you'll get wet!
It's raining, so you'll get wet!
Hey, which one do you think is cuter?
I said it!
Let's Dance Dance Dinosaur!
It's been 3 years since we danced!
I don't like this feeling!
It's been 3 years since we danced!
Let's continue!
Excuse me!
I want to tell the makeup artist here
It's different from the first makeup!
Look!
It's messy!
My eyes are small, right?
Don't play with my face!
That's not it!
That's not it?
Are you playing with me?
You're right!
But you were there for a long time, right?
What was that?
I went to buy makeup because I ran out of it.
I waited for a long time, but I ran out of makeup in 5 minutes.
I see. You ran out of time and used it up.
I went to buy makeup tools.
You should have brought it by yourself.
I'm sorry.
You should have brought it by yourself.
When I look at this, it's a mess.
It's a mess.
I was in a hurry.
Next!
Yumekano-chan!
It's been half a year this year.
That's right.
Let's make a lot of memories for the other half of the year.
Please.
Yumekano-chan!
Is there anything else you want to say?
I'm sorry.
Is that okay?
Yes.
I want to make memories with everyone.
I see.
Yumekano-chan, you made a great song last time.
That's right.
I want you to make an opening song.
What is your best memory of the first half of the year?
What?
I don't have any.
Really?
You don't have any?
The first half of the year, I made a new song.
You made a new song.
I see.
I also quit my job.
That's right.
You can't rely on them.
That's right.
They won't come back.
Next!
Mrs. Mita!
Please tell me the origin of Mrs. Mita.
I'm often asked, who's Mrs. Mita?
I'm not Mrs. Mita.
If I have to say, I'm your Mrs. Mita.
I see.
When I meet people for the first time, they seem to be interested in me.
When did you start being called Mrs. Mita?
When Mr. Onkubo checked my clothes for the first time,
he said my hair looks like Mrs. Debbie.
That's where I got my name.
You're from Skarna?
That's right.
Please come to Skarna.
Next time.
What is your father's fortune?
600 million yen.
That's a lot.
What would you do if you had 700 million yen?
Would you get married?
I want my father to make more money.
You'll cry if you see Kuro-chan.
I'm not good at it.
You'll cry if you see Kuro-chan.
Next.
Natsume-chan.
Fukui.
I'll do a gag that Mr. Hiroshi Kawahara gave me.
A gag that Mr. Hiroshi Kawahara gave you?
Safe driving.
Driving side by side.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
First of all.
When did Mr. Hiroshi Kawahara give it to you?
Why did he give it to you?
It's too late.
Why?
Mr. Hiroshi Kawahara gave me a tip on how to be successful.
I thought you were doing it in private.
No, no.
Recently, I've been hypnotized.
Really?
I've been hypnotized.
You're doing hypnosis after you became a singer.
I've been hypnotized by eccentric people.
Please don't do that again.
I'm sorry to the president.
I didn't get hypnotized at all.
Next.
Is it a armpit?
It smells like a Kanna's armpit.
Next.
Miihi.
I'm wearing a new costume.
My brain has turned into a snoot.
Brain has turned into a snoot.
I've been experiencing Baby-CG art clearly.
They found out I was older than them.
Is everybody here?
Yes, we are.
That's good.
About 30? That's a lot!
That's a lot!
I wonder if everyone is over 30?
Everyone is over 30, right?
You're over 30, right?
I'm over 20.
You're over 20?
That's a lot.
You have to speak properly.
Let's continue!
I get sleepy when I eat a lot of rice.
Why?
I get sleepy when I eat a lot of rice.
What makes you sleepy?
Bread.
What kind of bread do you like?
I like butter roll bread.
Table roll.
It's delicious.
Be careful not to get moldy.
Don't eat it.
Don't make me angry.
Which is better?
No way!!
My fan secretly reviewed the last match.
Oh, my.
Do you know why?
You're so impressed?
It was a little disappointed.
What a pity.
The last one is Mikuru.
You don't get angry every week, do you?
I'll tell you a good story today.
Everyone, listen to this good story.
I ran into Subu in the bathroom earlier.
Subu?
After Subu washed her hands, she wiped the dirt off the sink with a piece of paper and threw it away.
I thought she was a good girl.
And Kurosawa-san, too. When she washed her hands and the water flew, she wiped the sink clean and threw it away.
I thought she was a good girl.
I knew it. The boss has a beautiful heart.
I'm so happy.
I love you.
I love you, too.
The boss is beautiful.
I'm watching.
The boss of the boss is watching.
I'm watching. I'm so happy.
I'm the only one in the bathroom.
I'm watching.
Thank you, boss.
I'm so happy. Thank you.
Next, Momoko Kenhiro and Shigeko Murai.
Good evening, everyone.
It's time for Shoumonai News. I'm your host, Momoko Kenhiro.
Today, we have a guest commentator.
I'm Shigeko Murai, and I play Heparize.
Tonight, we'll be talking about the latest Shoumonai news.
What kind of news is it going to be?
I'm looking forward to it.
There's going to be a lot.
Here we go.
The first Shoumonai News is...
The other day, Natsume Hanami and Fujiwara Akino posted a video of them using the perspective on Twitter.
No! Stop it!
Let's look at the video.
Stop it.
You guys look like you want to eat fries.
No, no, no, no, no.
What is this?
I'm going to beat you.
What are you doing?
It's a slippery potato.
It's a slippery potato size.
Stop it.
It's a slippery potato.
Apologize to the potato.
Fukui's potato.
Did you think it was funny?
The fans were happy.
The fans will be happy.
Apologize to the potato.
You're a slippery potato.
Here we are.
Here's the next news.
At the release event of Ebisu Mascots held in Shibuya the other day,
41-year-old Subu, also known as Onomiku,
appeared on stage.
He said he was the only one who stood out.
He said he didn't know anyone else.
Despite his indifference, he performed a big dance.
He was scanned by the other members.
The Bureau of Investigation is in a hurry to find out what happened.
Indifference stands out.
There's a video of that.
Let's watch it.
Here it is.
He's having fun.
Fukui is having fun.
Look at Kanzaki's face.
He's the only one who's amazing.
Kanzaki is having fun.
He's the only one who's out of the frame.
This is terrible.
He's shaking his arms.
This is terrible.
This is not good.
This is terrible.
The ugly twin tails are the worst.
That's fine.
He's having a lot of fun.
Don't talk!
He's having a lot of fun.
Let's have the father of the killer catch him.
Stop it.
Don't say that.
You'll get arrested by your father.
Don't say that.
Don't make the ugly run away.
I don't want to.
I don't like the ugly.
Let's give him the ugly's rule book.
He can't run.
He can't laugh at all.
That's amazing.
That's strange...
Next is the next news.
Natsume sighted...
posting a look at Yui Araagi's photos on the Twitter...
The quality is terrible.
The fans have a lot to worry about.
What does this mean?
Here is a picture of a cat.
Oh, no!
What is this?
Oh, no!
What is this?
It's a stone statue.
I'm going to kill you!
What kind of instrument is this?
I'm sorry, but isn't this annoying?
Who took this picture?
It's a picture taken by a fan.
Doesn't it look a little like this?
I'm going to kill you!
That's a little too much.
Who took this picture?
I'm going to kill you!
Does it matter?
It doesn't matter.
Don't talk!
They talked.
The next news is...
This is the next news.
This is a news by Hanami Natsume.
She recently went to watch the movie Full Family at a film festival.
What did you think?
There is also an impression here.
I've seen Anna-san, Manager-san, and Manbiki Family.
I can't write my thoughts right now.
It's like my heart is spitting out vomit.
It's really painful.
It was a really good movie.
I can't help it.
I can't write my thoughts.
What is this?
It's embarrassing.
It's cold.
It's not cold, is it?
It's like my heart is spitting out vomit.
I can't write my thoughts.
You should write your thoughts properly.
You're using the word too much.
Apologize to Mechaike.
Mechaike, it's over.
Stop it.
Asuka-san is eating grilled meat alone.
She was eating it with chapuche on top of rice.
Saito found it and said it while laughing.
Asuka was eating it like she was playing ping- pong.
She was eating it with chapuche on top of rice.
That's all.
Apologize to Asuka-san.
Who?
She apologized.
I didn't say anything.
Asuka-san is watching it.
She's watching it because she's free.
It's useless.
It's useless news.
You should apologize to Mechaike.
Let's move on to the next news.
Did you watch the movie?
It's not good for a country girl to watch a movie.
It's not good.
Don't watch a movie.
Let me watch a movie.
I told you not to talk.
Let's move on to the next news.
It's the next news.
It's from Natsume Hanami.
What is it?
She's been posting pictures, but no one is talking about her.
What is she doing?
Here is a picture of her.
Picture?
Can I ask your name?
I'm Nihontaro.
Please call me John.
It's useless.
What is it?
It's useless.
If it's useless, you don't have to post it.
You should die.
She's posting a lot of pictures.
Stop it.
It's not good.
What is it?
It's not good.
What are you thinking?
It's not good.
I like pictures.
If it's useless, you don't have to post it.
Your base is useless.
Your root is useless.
Do people say that to me?
Your root is useless.
It's useless.
Don't post it.
It's not good.
Are you trying to be a novelist?
Don't talk to me.
I'll talk.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you?
It's not good.
I'm fine.
Moving on to the next news.
Mikami Yuwa-san said that she's into a Vigil training.
Vigil training?
There's a video of it, so let's take a look.
This is it.
What are you doing?
What are you holding?
You're hopeless!
What are you doing?
Are you doing this?
You're a dirty woman.
You're a woman.
You're hopeless.
You're doing this.
You're hopeless.
I'm training my butt.
Do this pose.
Do it.
Move forward.
Do this.
You're hopeless.
What are you doing?
You're scary.
You're being dragged like that.
The material is awful.
You're being dragged and you're scary.
Don't do something like that.
Is there any more news?
Yes, there is.
This is it.
This is from Tatsumi Shiina-san.
She was working on a play until recently,
and she happened to eat curry bread in the dressing room.
Here's a photo from that time.
It's curry bread, right?
That's why...
Where's the curry bread?
The curry bread isn't on the screen!
What's wrong with eating up the curry bread?
She thinks she's cute.
That's true.
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
You can't help it.
You're taking it from a wrong angle.
You're not confident, are you?
You can't help it.
Do you like this angle?
You can't help it.
You're telling me to show the curry bread.
You can at least show the curry bread.
Why did you turn this into news?
You can't help it.
Thank you, everyone!
See you next week!
You can't help it.
The midnight live show!
Let's take a look at the sexless Mitsuura!
Look this way!
Aha!
It's a corner where we compete to see who can make Mitsuura, who has been having sex for a long time, the sexiest.
I see.
Yes.
I also have sex.
Really?
When?
Please give me some time.
Until you remember.
It's okay.
Let's talk about that later.
Yes, let's talk about that later.
Okay.
Okubo-san will be the second in the red corner.
The red corner, yes.
And Kurosawa-san will be the second in the blue corner.
Yes.
Let's get started.
Okay.
I'll explain the rules.
The match will be held in a way that all mascots will participate in.
What's wrong, Kogawa-san?
I'll explain the rules.
From each corner, one by one, please come out.
Please come out.
Kogawa-san!
What's wrong with you?
Explain the rules.
What's wrong with you?
I'm excited.
You're excited?
Yes.
I was wondering what kind of reaction you'd get.
I was surprised.
I want to participate, too.
You want to participate, right?
I thought so.
Today is the last day, so I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
Mitsuura-san, please listen to everyone's voice behind the wall.
I'd like you to judge whether you're more excited or more excited.
I see.
Just by listening.
Mitsuura-san.
How long has it been?
How long?
As of now, I've climbed back up to 41.
No, no, no.
You've climbed back up to 41.
But I haven't found it yet.
You haven't found it yet?
That means it's about 40...39.
It's okay.
Please listen to your mother.
It's hard.
There may be something while you're listening to your mother.
It's hard.
If you make a mistake once in 39...
I don't want to make a mistake in front of 40.
The red corner and the blue corner are all here.
I'll do my best.
Let's start with the red corner.
Look this way.
Go, go, go.
It feels good.
Look this way.
Look this way?
It feels good.
Look this way.
More.
Look this way.
You're always looking this way.
Look this way.
Ten, look this way.
Look this way.
You can do it.
It's coming.
It's peeking.
Hang in there.
Face this way!
That was close!
You have to go with the last one.
How much are you facing?
I'm just facing.
You're facing more so it's no good.
You're a little too stubborn.
But it's okay.
You can still do it.
Let's move on to the blue corner.
Face this way!
I'm facing.
Ah!
You're singing, right?
I said, chinko!
I did it!
Chinko! Is chinko okay?
What?
Is chinko okay? She said chinko.
She's into it.
She said chinko, right?
She said, achiko chinko.
She didn't say achiko chinko, right?
I don't feel uncomfortable.
She didn't say it.
Isn't it weird?
Her ears are going to pop out.
She said chinko.
Mitsuru-san's chinko is going to pop out.
That was fast.
That's not fair.
She must have been nervous.
It's been a while since I heard chinko.
That's good.
I'll do my best.
The game is over.
Please come to the red corner.
Please come to the blue corner.
Let's start from the red corner.
The red corner.
Look this way.
That's good.
Look this way.
Look.
Look this way.
That's chinko.
Wait a minute.
Why are you eating it?
What are you doing?
That's chinko.
I think she's eating blood.
That's chinko.
Mitsuru-san opened the window.
That's chinko.
The blue corner is over.
Let's start from the red corner.
Let's start from the blue corner.
Look this way.
No, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
No, no, no.
Let's do the red corner.
Look this way.
It's opened.
It's amazing.
I was surprised.
It's opened in a different way.
It's opened when you are surprised.
Let's do the blue corner.
It's strong.
You can do it.
It's an unknown number.
Can you do it?
I don't know.
Let's do the opposite.
Fujiwara-san, you can do it, right?
No.
It's hot.
I'm angry.
It's hot.
Mitsuura-san is in a good mood.
I'm angry.
I thought so.
Let's do the red corner again.
You can do it.
Let's do the red corner.
Please look forward to the next episode!
She's back to normal.
What's wrong?
Really?
Let's go!
Good!
I'm sorry.
I don't think I can draw this.
It looks pretty difficult.
She's strong.
She is.
Let's move on to the blue corner.
Let's go.
Let's start with the blue corner.
Kuro-chan's friend.
Yes.
Kuro-chan's best friend.
Let's start with the blue corner.
A-han.
A-han, look at me.
Why are you looking at me?
Look at me.
You can do it.
Where are you going to look at?
You can do it.
A little more.
You can do it.
Look at me.
You can do it.
Look at me.
Why are you looking at me?
Look at me.
Go! Go!
Look at me.
Which way?
Look at me.
Go!
Which way?
Look at me.
She's so persistent.
Because she kept crying.
She's strong when she's hurt.
Her rhythm is unique.
It's like a melody.
I want to listen to it.
Thank you for the red corner.
It was great.
The champion has changed.
The rhythm is important.
The champion has changed.
Let's do it.
Let's start with the blue corner.
Look at me.
Can you do it?
She's pooping.
Are you okay?
She's trying her best.
Are you pooping?
Don't take it out.
It's a big ball.
Don't take it out.
It's a big ball.
The red corner.
Look at me.
But...
Look at me.
But...
Either way, look at me.
And...
Look at me.
But...
I don't know.
Either way, look at me.
And...
Look at me.
And...
Look at me.
We did it!
Slowly, slowly.
Slowly.
It's like a story.
Let's go.
The blue corner. Look at me.
Let's start with the microphone.
Look at my face.
But look at me.
Look at me.
You're looking at each other.
Look at me.
Don't look at me!
I was beaten!
I was beaten, so it's impossible.
I win!
The person in blue is looking at my eyes.
Don't look at her eyes.
This is a serious game.
It's the first time I've seen her eyes.
She's like a dark horse.
Yume Kana is a little scary.
The person in red is looking at me.
Don't look at me!
She's like Aiko.
But...
It's okay to look at me, right?
It's okay.
It's okay to look at me, right?
Let's look at each other.
So...
Please look at me.
I'm saying this, but...
Please look at me.
Please look at me more.
Please look at me.
I'm looking at you, but where are you?
That was close.
Please look at me in the blue corner.
Mitsuura-san, look at me, look at me, look at me.
What? What? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
She's using her hands.
I saw it.
She's using her hands.
What's going on?
That's amazing.
That's how she uses her hands.
I see.
Good luck, good luck, good luck.
She's changed.
Now, the blue corner will change.
Both have changed.
Usa-chan, can you do it?
Let's do it.
Look at me in the blue corner.
A-han!
Look over there. It's hot.
Look over here. Ah, it's amazing.
It's hot. Look over here.
Look over there. Look over here.
It's getting hot.
Look over here.
It's getting hot.
Look over here.
It's getting hot.
It's hot.
Look over here.
It's getting hot.
That was close.
It was good, wasn't it?
Let's move on to the red corner.
Look over here in the red corner. A-han!
You can do it, Yumi Tana-chan.
It's like a meeting.
It's low.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my god!
Oh, shit!
Look over here.
It's hot.
It's getting hot.
There's a strong person in the blue corner.
The champion will change.
I'm curious about the blue corner.
Look over here in the blue corner. A-han!
Beautiful.
Beautiful, isn't it?
Beautiful.
Show it to us. It's beautiful.
It's a twisted pattern.
I wonder if everyone understands.
It's interesting.
It's a twisted pattern.
But...
But?
This one too.
This one too?
I give up.
But...
But?
Yasuko...
Yasuko.
This one too.
What?
I opened it without thinking.
You opened it without thinking.
Yumegana had something to say.
But there was also a story.
Waves of her own...
Oh, here it is.
Here it is.
Mikami is going to do something too.
Let's start with the blue corner.
Face this way for the blue corner and...
Ahan!
The rhythm...
That way?
Too bad, it's not that way
That way?
But...
It's open! It's open!
I think that way is better...
I like that way better...
But I want to go that way, that way, that way...
That way, that way, that way, that way...
That way!
That way, that way, that way...
We said we liked that way better...
That way, that way, that way...
The champion has changed
You're doing it on purpose
Let's start with the blue corner
Can you get the claw?
Please do your best.
Let's start.
Blue corner's
Face this way.
Face that way.
Face this way.
Which position?
Face this way.
Ah...
Look this way.
The door won't open.
Not at all.
Look this way.
Is she really there?
Time's up.
More, more.
It was a low-level play.
I think you've seen it before.
I want to see more.
Based on that, let's move on to the red corner.
Look this way in the red corner.
Go, go, go.
Is she coughing?
She's coughing.
Why?
That's...
You can cough.
That's...
She's holding her throat.
Her throat?
What are you doing?
Who?
That's...
What?
That's...
What?
She's holding her throat.
That's...
What?
Look that way.
You know what to do.
She's holding her throat.
The blue corner is changing.
Mr. Muroi, can you do it?
Mr. Muroi, you don't do sexy things like this, do you?
Can you do it?
I don't have that kind of image.
I don't want to see Mr. Muroi.
Let's start with the blue corner.
Look this way.
So you like it?
I knew it!
You like this picture?
Which one do you like?
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me.
It was close.
I could see Moroi-san's face.
It was close.
Let's go to the red corner.
Look at me.
Show me everything.
What?
What did you do?
The blue corner is free.
What is it?
The blue corner is free.
Momoko-san.
It's Momoko-san.
Let's go to the blue corner.
The blue corner. Look at me.
Your face.
Not there.
No.
No?
Not there.
I'm looking at you.
I know.
Look at me.
No.
Look at me.
No.
Not there.
No.
Look at me.
It was close.
Yes, it was.
The red corner. Look at me.
Which one?
What?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
I'm worried.
Are you okay?
A neighbor came to see me because she was worried about me.
I'm sorry.
I have a lot of things to do.
Don't apologize.
I'm scared.
This is the last game.
The winner will be the champion.
Okay.
You can do it.
This is your last chance.
That's right.
You can win.
The blue corner. Look at me.
Ah, the body...
Ah, she's stabbing her with a rubber band.
As expected of her technique.
I'll use it.
Dear!
Dear?
Don't go!
Don't go?
Come back!
Come back?
Stupid wife!
It's not that way!
Eh? What?
I said it's this way!
It's painful.
I said I love you!
She's watching.
I'm going to get drunk!
Don't leave me!
Come back!
She's watching with a painful face.
What a shame.
She won't come back.
What a shame.
Please look this way.
It hurts!
What are you doing?
I'm curious!
I'm not saying that I'm a pervert.
You haven't said it for a while.
Are you sure?
Yes.
So, the first pervert queen is...
Mikami Iwa!
Yes!
You're the best!
Oh, my god!
Mikami has been appointed as a pervert queen!
She was strong.
She was great.
She was.
She made me proud.
It's almost over.
Let's hear the last news!
Let's hear the news!
Are you ready?
The Masquat's Summer Live Tour, Ebisu Masquat's 1.5 Okagi Summer Tour is now on sale!
Yes!
August 21st, Nagoya Bottom Line, August 1st, Big Cat, August 24th, Tokyo Star, OIST, and Tomei...
Tomei-ha.
Tomei-ha. Three places.
Three places.
Please watch it at the official site of Tomei-ha.
We'll be waiting for you!
Okay, that's it.
Let's do this again. It was fun.
It was fun.
Let's do it again.
See you next week! Bye-bye!