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It's a world where you can't say what you want to say, but you should be able to say everything you want to say!
Let's dance and spit out everything tonight!
Come, just like that!
Let's dance!
Come, just like that!
Just like that!
Let's move on to the next one!
Tamo-san!
Tamo-san?
Miyazawa-san!
I'm sorry!
Let's continue!
Mamoru, come here!
Mamoru-chan, Mamoru-chan!
The other day, my nickname changed to Peach Skinhead.
But my manager is not Skinhead, but Skihead!
Is that so, Manager-san?
That's right. I shave my head every morning.
So please don't call me Skinhead.
So you're intentionally Skinhead.
That's right. I'm Skinhead.
Skinhead?
Is it okay to call you Peach Skinhead?
Peach Skinhead.
Isn't it okay to call me Peach?
I see.
Please don't call me that.
I'm Skinhead.
Let's continue, Kano-chan!
Kawakami-chan, Nanami-chan.
I think there are black companies and grey zones in the world for a long time.
But I think sex is the best way to release stress.
That's the best!
It's better to have more sex.
Please say it to the camera again.
Please have more sex and watch our music video!
Do you watch our music video?
Please watch our music video!
Please don't watch our free music video!
Please watch our free music video!
Sorry, we only have free music video.
Next, Tatsumi-chan!
Are you okay, Chouchou?
I don't like summer, sun, and Paripi.
I don't like them, and I'm allergic to the sun.
I don't know why Paripi exists.
When is your favorite season?
Winter.
I like winter because I can hide my existence when I wear clothes in winter.
You can hide your existence with a hood or a muffler.
You want to hide your existence, don't you?
I don't want to make eye contact with other people.
That's good.
You're bright, but you're actually that kind of person.
That's good.
I don't like people.
Next, Chiyoda-san!
Hey! Don't make my skirt short!
I don't want to see your thick legs!
That's not what I meant!
It's you!
It's you, ugly thigh!
That's muscle! I'm not fat!
No, no, no!
Your thighs are so dirty!
Blue light is a great help, but you're a real man!
Your thighs are so dirty!
That's muscle!
Your thighs are so dirty!
You should wear stockings!
Let's continue!
Risa!
Kogawa!
I don't remember!
I don't remember yet!
I don't care what you say on the internet!
I don't have plastic surgery!
If you think so, go see it in person!
You can't do that!
Look at the plastic surgery!
Excuse me.
What a way to do it!
Okay!
Are your eyes okay?
I'm okay!
What about your nose?
I didn't put anything in my nose.
Are you okay? You didn't put in any plastic surgery, did you?
You're good at plastic surgery, aren't you?
I'm glad. I'm glad.
Don't worry, everyone.
Next, Chika-san!
Hey!
You're the one who likes to pee!
If you pee too much, your penis will become a fool.
So, you have to use an anahol!
Anahol?
What is an anahol?
Anahol is...
There is a jelly-like cushion in the tube.
If you put your penis in there and pee,
you'll feel like you're having sex with a woman.
If you do it yourself, you'll become a fool?
Yes.
Sometimes, even the actors do it too much.
It's like a real sword.
So, it's okay to pee, but you have to control it.
If you do it yourself, you'll be very tired.
So, you have to control it.
I see.
You have to study.
How much...
For example...
I'm sorry, this is a personal question.
Let's study!
How strong is your penis?
I see.
Please tell us.
How strong is it?
It depends on the person.
If it's strong...
Wow, it's strong!
It's strong enough to make you puke.
If you do that, you'll become a fool, right?
If you don't control it, it won't stand up.
So, you'll pee while controlling it?
Yes.
It's like a rice cake, right?
It's not a rice cake.
It's like a normal rice cake.
Yes.
It's that strong?
I see.
That's enough!
You've learned a lot.
It's good to control it.
It's good to control it?
Yes.
Next, Usa-chan!
Usa-chan, the atmosphere has changed.
I've ridden on the Shinkansen's green car, but I don't need to be pushed so many times!
How many times did you push it?
About two times.
You pushed it?
Yes.
Is that possible?
Yes.
I was a good person, so I brought them all home.
You're a good person.
You brought a lot of red Hidekatsu home.
I saw it.
It's good to have a floor cleaner.
It's just right.
That's great.
I'm sorry.
I got a lot.
But you don't need to say it.
I got a lot.
That's good.
Next, Kojima-san!
Minami-chan!
The other day, I posted a video of my boobs that I usually don't post on Twitter, but the number of likes was about 3 times more than usual!
Minami's follower, Oppaiman!
Oppaiman!
You posted a video of your boobs?
What do you mean?
I usually don't have big boobs, but that day, I posted a video of my boobs that I usually don't post on Twitter, but the number of likes was about 3 times more than usual!
Yay!
If you let your boobs loose!
I let my boobs loose!
What did you guys post?
Oppaiman!
So cute!
Oppaiman!
Yay!
Look! Look!
The number of likes has increased!
The number of likes has increased by 3 times!
Let's continue!
One more time!
Tamari-chan!
Revenge!
Go!
Miyazawa Sai-san!
No more activities!
If you're going to get married anyway!
Congratulations!
You're going to get married anyway!
I'm preparing to get married.
Miyazawa Sai-chan?
I think it's good for you.
I'm jealous.
You're jealous?
That's it.
You're all saying what you want to say.
That's good.
Let's ask Yasuko-san for the last question.
Yasuko-san!
I'm angry.
This week, too?
When I was walking around town,
there was a man and a woman who said,
you're just an old woman with no aura.
You're just an old woman with no aura.
Why did you notice?
That's stupid!
Don't live with an ordinary old woman!
Stupid!
She's a special old woman!
She's an ordinary old woman, but she's a special old woman.
She's a hundred times better than you.
I'm going to poop at the entrance to your house.
I'm going to poop.
Please be careful.
That's all for tonight's dance and smile show.
Next is PINHEEL MOMOKO.
Good evening, everyone.
It's time for a bad news.
I'm a caster, PINHEEL MOMOKO.
The commentator is this person.
Hello, I'm SHIGEKO NUROI.
Thank you.
This is the corner where we tell you the bad news that just came in.
What kind of bad news will come in today?
There is a bad news.
The first news of the day is...
Misaki TAMORI is working part-time at a 100-yen shop.
By the way, last month's salary was 50,000 yen.
It's a bad news.
50,000 yen for a 100-yen shop?
What do you do with 50,000 yen?
I'm a mascot.
You're a mascot.
He's a man.
50,000 yen is a lot of money.
You're a man.
I don't have a father.
50,000 yen is a lot of money.
I heard it from a love maid.
I heard you're going to be a single mother.
You're a man.
50,000 yen is a lot of money.
You're a man.
You're working part-time.
You're a man.
Is there any more news?
Here it is.
The other day, a TV writer saw Mai Ishioka waiting for a bus at a bus stop in Shibuya.
But she couldn't talk to her because her face looked like a capybara.
It's a capybara face.
Look at her face.
It's a capybara face.
If you see her, please call her a capybara.
She doesn't look like a capybara.
There is no capybara in Shibuya.
She was waiting for a bus in Shibuya.
I should have missed the bus.
Here is the next news.
The other day, a birthday party for Yasuko Mitsuura's 47th birthday was held at the Jingisukan shop in Nakameguro.
The Kusudama prepared by Kurosawa-san was broken cleanly.
Is there a video?
I want to see it.
Here it is.
1, 2, 3.
The Kusudama was broken cleanly.
Jingisukan shop.
It's hopeless.
It's so sad.
That's great.
What is this?
She is a barbarian if she doesn't have make-up.
She is a barbarian when she is surprised.
She doesn't want to be like this.
She is a barbarian when she is dumped.
What do you mean by that?
You said November 17th, so I thought I'd remember it as that.
That's no good!
You like to use honorifics, don't you?
That's no good!
You can't remember numbers without using honorifics?
You can't remember numbers because you're an old lady!
You can remember numbers!
And you just told me that it's not November 17th!
October 17th!
How do you remember that?
I can't remember!
You always say good things, so I can't help it.
We're old ladies.
Is that it?
Is there any more news?
Here it is.
Here's the next news.
Yamane, who is the unit manager of Muscat,
said she peed for the first time in three months the other day.
No way!
What? What happened in three months?
Ms. Chiyoda?
She peed for the first time in three months?
That's no good news.
What did you do?
No, no, I don't want to think about it. It's dirty.
Old ladies' pee is dirty.
Old ladies' pee is usually dirty.
Forgive her!
Let her pee!
I don't want to think about it.
Old ladies' pee is dirty, too.
Let her pee!
That's no good.
Then teach me how to pee.
Show me how to pee.
That's no good.
Here's the next news.
The other day, Hanami Natsume posted a picture of her in a zozo suit on Twitter.
She posted a picture of her in a zozo suit on Twitter.
It didn't go viral at all.
But people laughed at her.
That's cold.
Here's a picture of her in a zozo suit.
That's no good.
She looks like she thinks this pose is funny.
Did you think this pose was funny?
I was told this pose was funny.
Don't talk!
That's no good.
Don't talk!
I was asked this question.
That's no good.
I was asked this question.
Fukui's mother is crying.
That's no good.
The word funny is annoying.
Do you know what funny means?
I don't know what funny means.
Fukui's funny is no good.
You look like you don't know what funny means.
Put this picture down.
Here's the next news.
At the Muscat Live in Tokyo,
Sae Kanzaki's mother gave her a jelly.
But she didn't eat it all.
That's no good.
Don't say that.
That's no good.
Did you eat it?
I was forced to eat it.
I had two in my bag.
Was it good?
No, I didn't eat it.
Can I have some cream?
Here's the next news.
Ui Mita, who worked as a mother at a shop in Tokyo Shinjuku the other day,
got drunk and drank a lot of alcohol.
She was wearing a hat like Michael Jackson.
That's no good.
Let's see the video.
Oh no, that's no good.
What's this?
That's no good.
What's this?
That's no good.
I didn't think this would be funny.
What's going on?
Does a drunk woman become like that?
What did you see?
Don't talk!
What are you talking about?
This is our corner!
Don't talk!
Turn it off!
Turn this video off too!
It's no use.
It's no use?
It's about time.
It's no use.
Turn it off!
It's no use.
Let's laugh at midnight!
Nodojima with only the theme!
This is Nodojima with only the theme.
It's a segment where we listen to the theme and sing it live.
This is hard.
It's super hard.
It's hard, right?
Kurosawa-san, you're still good at it, right?
You're doing it, right?
I might be good at it, but it's hard to hit a hit.
Do you have a tip?
The tip is intuition.
When it comes down...
It comes down?
When it comes down, you change it on the spot.
If you think the tone doesn't match, you change it.
You have to change it.
That's hard.
What about the rhythm?
You have your own rhythm.
If you think it's different, you change it.
It's popular.
By the way, you don't know the theme, right?
You haven't heard it, right?
You haven't heard it at all, right?
I see.
You have to sing whether you pass or not.
If you choose one winner, we'll give you a tip.
We have a lot of tips.
Do you want to do a sample?
You can do a sample, but I don't know what it is.
Yasuko-san, please give us the title.
Can I?
Akanai Kanzume
Akanai Kanzume wo nijikan mitsuzuketaketa
Nani mo akanakatta kara
Soko ni oite sono ba wo tachisatta
I've been watching for 2 hours
The scene is...
This is it, everyone
Thank you so much
It was like you were letting us listen to it
Slowly, slow tempo
As expected of a pro
Thank you so much
You should have told the pro to do it again
You should have told them to do it again
If you're okay with it, please give us some advice
You're the best in Japan right now
Thank you so much
Let's go
Ishioka!
Here you go
I think she has a good sense of humor
How do you feel?
I listened to the example and I thought I'd do my best
You think you can do it?
I think I can do it
You think you can do it?
Are you ready?
Okay, Ishioka
Wipe your tears
It's coming out
From my butt
It's coming out
From my butt
Why? Why? Why?
Like flowing tears
It's coming out from my butt
It's coming out
I...
What should I do?
That's harsh
It was good
The entrance
I saw the reaction and changed the rhythm
It was good
It was a pity
Please do your best next time
Thank you
Let's continue
Yumekana
It's unique
Angel's hip line
Do you call it angel's hip line?
I call it angel's hip line
How about you, Yumekana? You seem to be good at it
I'll try
Can you do it?
Let's start
Please sing
Yumekana's
Pistachio next door
Pistachio
Next door
Pistachio
I want to eat
That's not mine
Pistachio next door
I want to eat
Pistachio next door
Pistachio
What a shame!
Please go back.
What a shame!
Natsume-san, please do your best in the regional qualifiers.
We have a national competition.
Please do your best.
We have a national competition.
We have a regional qualifier.
What a shame.
Let's continue.
Usa-chan!
Usa-chan is good at this.
I think she is.
Usa-chan World is here.
I'm nervous.
You're nervous?
Usa-chan is the type of person who comes down.
That's true.
She is good at this.
I'm not good at this.
But you will come down.
I still remember that there is no one who has a tong in this room.
She is good at this.
There was.
Let's continue.
Please sing a song for Usa-chan.
Hatsugatsu-o
Hey cut, hey cut...
Come on, cut!
el-he-te-e-le-lo-
EL-HE-TE-E-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO- LO
-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO
I wonder what it is.
I want to know what it is.
I want to know how I feel.
Hatsukatsu?
Ta-da!
It's over.
It's the same.
What is it?
What was it?
Katsu-o.
It's Katsu-o.
It's a perfect human rhythm.
That's the rhythm.
Katsu-o.
I didn't know it was Hatsukatsu.
I thought you were singing Hatsukoi.
You didn't know Hatsukatsu?
No, I didn't.
That's good.
It's good to sing.
Thank you.
Did you pass?
I didn't have a genre I was interested in.
Rhythm is difficult.
Let's move on.
Tamo-san.
Tamo-san, please.
I'll do my best not to bite.
You can do it.
I'll leave it to the flow.
Tamo-san, please sing.
The song is
A report on the second day of work.
It's long.
I went to work as usual.
Then, on the second day,
Someone reported me.
And I'm just a worker.
Why am I just a worker?
Exile, exile, exile.
It's all because of someone's exile.
Ah, this is the end.
That was good.
It was a report, wasn't it? I thought it was a report.
You didn't say it was a report.
You got it wrong.
I thought you were going to write it.
It was wrong.
It was good.
If you thought you made a mistake, you could have said,
It's not like that.
You didn't have to say something so simple.
It's not like that.
You could have continued.
You could have gone to the chorus.
I'll do my best next time.
There may be another chance, depending on the time.
It was like a nation.
It was good.
It was like a festival.
Let's go with Kawakami-san.
Kawakami-san has a voice.
She sings like that.
She loves singing.
That's good.
That's the best.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go. Kawakami-san will sing.
It's called Bukkake Udon.
Bukkake Udon
When I eat udon,
Do you know how I eat it?
I end up crying.
Because I'm a girl.
So I eat udon.
Bukkake Udon.
Amazing!
Bukkake Udon was amazing!
Because she's a girl.
Right, Tetsu-chan?
Yes.
Bukkake Udon.
It was amazing!
Because she can sing.
She can sing at all.
Amazing.
She has a lot of energy.
It's amazing that she doesn't hesitate.
I think she can do udon.
She can.
Let's move on.
Mita Fujin.
I wonder what type Mita Fujin is.
She did it before.
Maybe she's that type.
Are you okay with this?
It's my first time.
I'm very nervous.
I hope I can do it well.
As expected.
You can do it seriously.
I'll do my best.
Let's go.
Mita-san, please sing.
The song is...
My family is a two-story house.
It's a short story.
My family is a two-story house, and I live in an apartment.
That's right.
It's good.
It's cool.
You look like an artist.
It's good.
Go ahead.
Please sing.
Chihikawa
Why?
I might cry.
Why?
Two-generation residential
Why?
This is definitely a good movie.
Very sad
Because it's hard to have sex with my wife
No, because it's a two-generation residential
My Chihikawa
Why?
Two-generation residential
My Chihikawa
Two-generation residential
Thank you very much.
Bravo
The reason why you can't have sex with your wife
It was a beautiful song
Voice and melody
It's like watching a movie directed by Yoji Yamada
Family love
Family series
Good, you passed.
Fujiwara-san
Akino-san
Musical
Musical is also good.
You can use it here.
Can you do it?
Yes
You are good at it, right?
Yes
I'm good at it.
Because it's a show.
I want to see a musical.
Musical
You can play a double role.
Fujiwara Akino-san, please sing.
Hop Step Chimpanzee
Is it easy to go?
Let's go
Hop Step Chimpanzee
Let's go
It was fast
I will sing
Let's do it again
I will sing again
I will sing properly
Let's do it with feeling
Please
Hop Step Chimpanzee
Let's go everyone
Hop Step
What is it?
Even if you say let's go
I feel like I should go alone
I see
Everyone at the beginning
I don't feel like getting involved
Will you stop saying let's go and sing?
Without saying let's go
I should do that
Please sing with feeling
With feeling
Properly
Are you ready?
Let's sing
Hop Step Chimpanzee
Ha
You can't do it
It's a woman's position
You can't do it
Wait
I can't do it
You should do it
I can't do it
I was trying to sing with feeling
I don't like the first ha
It's stuck in my nose
Is there a different one?
It's not energetic
I will change it
I have an image that it's energetic
There are many topics
I have an image that it's energetic
There is a gap
I want to listen to the singing voice
I will sing a ballad
Do you want to sing a ballad?
Ballad
You can do this
Do you want to sing this?
Ballad
Then let's go with this
Please sing
Noguso no Dengon
Ah
I want to tell you
Who said that?
I didn't think about it.
If I were to give you some advice,
Fujiwara-san has a very high image,
so I was worried if she would be okay.
She started with a tone that made me worry,
and then she raised her voice.
She's aiming for the stage.
She started with a solo delivery,
and then she raised her voice like in the anime.
She raised her voice in the middle,
and then she closed her mouth.
I want to see her sit on her knees and sing.
I want to see her sing from there.
Okay, let's hear it.
Fujiwara-san, please sing for us.
Bring in the real voice.
Hey,
Bring me your...
Bring me your real voice.
Please.
Bring me...
Your...
Bring me...
Your real voice.
I am...
Here.
I am...
It would have been better if you had entered.
Instead of singing out of the blue,
it would have been better if you had entered.
It would have been better if you had entered.
You have grown up.
You started to speak out of the blue.
It was great.
Let's do it again next time.
It was great.
I'm sorry.
You have grown up.
Let's do it again next time.
Let's continue.
Mihiro.
She is a veteran.
Are you confident?
You are good at singing, right?
I sang yesterday.
You sang yesterday?
Yes.
Where?
Ebisu bar.
I see.
I wonder what Mihiro is like.
Let's continue.
Let's have Mihiro sing.
The song is...
I am Williams.
I am...
Go ahead.
My name is William.
My name is William!
I'm from America.
My name is William!
I'm from America.
I married William because he's a sexy woman.
I married William because he is a sexy man.
I'm from America.
It's a one-man trip for Ochinchin-kun.
It's like Ochinchin-kun is going on a trip.
He was good at do-yo-yo.
It's a one-man trip for Ochinchin-kun.
He seems to like children.
It's like everyone's song.
Do you want to sit down?
Taran taran taran taran
Where am I going to go from now on?
I'm going on a one-man trip
Where should I go first?
Let's go find it
I'm going on a one-man trip
Sometimes I grow up
I'm going on a one-man trip
It's over!
The show is over!
It's over!
Isn't Ochinchin-kun amazing?
Isn't it?
It's really amazing!
I'm glad!
I saw Ochinchin-kun's great adventure!
I was walking a little
Where shall we go?
Didn't you say that?
Didn't you say Ochinchin?
I didn't think this was a call and response, so I was about to say Ochinchin!
I'm glad!
It was great!
It was fun!
It was great!
As expected!
Let's go!
We don't have much time
Ichikawa-san!
Yes!
Ichikawa-san!
Yes!
Ichikawa-san!
Ichikawa-san, are you okay?
Can you go?
I'm not confident
It's better to be confident
Confidence is important
It's important
Yes!
Let's go!
The song is
Three places are helmets
It's a little different
Shall we do something else?
Let's change it a little
Shall we change it a little?
Yes
What do you think, Ichikawa-san?
Is up-tempo better?
Something old-fashioned
Ah, I see
It looks easy
Shall we go with this?
With Ichikawa-san
You are a rice thief
Here you go!
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
You are a rice thief
You stole rice from the neighbor's house
You are a rice thief
Come on, come on, come on, come on
You are a rice thief
Your side dish is rice
Your staple food is rice
Your side dish is rice
But you don't eat rice
But you are a rice thief
Who are you doing this for?
It's, it's, it's, it's
Your mom
She is sick
For her sick mom
For your mom
For her sick mom
You stole rice
That's good
You are a rice thief
Do you want to choose another one?
Kojima
Yes
That's good
Can you do it?
We don't know
Can you do it?
Pocojiro!
You can do it!
1, 2, Pocojiro!
Pocojiro...
1, 2, Pocojiro, go ahead!
Dun-dun-don-don...
Dun-dun-don-don... Jiro, Jiro
My name is Jiro, Jiro, Pocojiro, Jiro, Poco
Dun-dun-don-don...
Jiro, Jiro, my big brother is Taro, Taro
Taro, Po, Poko, Poko, Poko, Po, Taro, Taro, Yay!
Taro has gone somewhere.
Jiro is here.
Poko, Poko, Jiro, Jiro, Poko, Jiro, Po!
What's wrong?
You did it so cute!
I don't know what that was.
He could have done it better.
He was doing it right.
That's why it could be a commercial song.
That's right.
So that's it.
I'd like you to choose the winner.
You two first.
Yasuko-san.
The winner is...
We'll give you a golden ticket.
I cried after all.
You cried?
Mrs. Mita.
Is my family a two-generation house?
Congratulations.
That's great.
I cried.
I have no tears.
You too, Mita-san?
Yes.
You too, Mita-san?
I'm the type to cry when I sing.
Since you won, let's do it again.
My family is a two-generation house.
Please sing the winning song.
Mita-san.
My family is a two-generation house.
I remember it well.
My family is a two-generation house.
I wonder if the voice is crying.
I don't want to be a two-generation house.
I want to be a two-generation house.
I can't have sex with my wife.
It's hard to do.
Please forgive me.
I want to be a two-generation house.
Wait a minute.
This is a commercial.
Thank you very much.
Mayonaka no Vine Show
Now, we will show you a song.
This is a commercial.
Wake up before it's too late
Breakfast is ready
Fortune-telling is the best
Make-up and dancing are super cool
Sitting in the train seat
A man in front of the seat next to me
I was able to eat
It's the best, no matter what day it is
Isn't it okay to meet once in a while?
I feel better here
It's not good to drink too much
If you notice, look, there's no difference
Life is a plus or minus
Go back the way you went
It's cruel and I'm about to cry
A little more than yesterday
Let's walk one step at a time
Like me, 1,2,7,8,9,10
I'm crying
Where is happiness?
I hate myself
One, two, party!
I don't know what life is
Don't give up and keep going
A faint light will shine on you
I'm sure you'll be able to take as much regret as you put in
Now is the time to take a step forward
Wow, it's so cute!
This song is so cute!
It's so cute!
It's a forward-looking song.
What's this in the middle?
Do you have any announcements?
If you watch the Abema video that will be released on Saturday, we will give away our autographed goods!
Please check it out!
The summer live tour of Mascots has been decided!
It's called Ebisu Mascots 1.5 Okagesama Tour!
On July 21st, the bottom line of Nagoya, Kawakiri,
On August 5th, Osaka Big Cat,
On August 24th, Tokyo Tsutaya O-East,
Three transparent groups will be participating!
The tickets are now on sale!
For more information, please check out the official website of Mascots!
You can see a different side of Mascots than the spring live tour!
Please come and see it!
We'll be back next week!
Please look forward to it!