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Bye-bye!
It's a dangerous world, but if you put it on this kind of dance, you can say anything, right?
Let's dance and spit it out tonight! Are you ready?
Yeah!
Well then, let's dance!
Let's go!
We are recruiting new members for Muscat!
You have to learn at least 10 songs, singing and dancing!
Come on, everyone!
Let's go!
This is old!
How old are you? 35?
I'm 36.
Yay!
Do you want to join Muscat?
Yes, I do!
Please come to the audition!
Teji?
Yes, Teji!
We don't ask your age, do we?
No, we don't.
Then...
What?
Until 30.
Until 30?
Do you want to graduate?
No, I don't want to!
I'm still here!
Just a little more!
We are recruiting new members!
Next is Mikami!
Yu-chan!
That's it!
Is that what you wanted to say?
What kind of smell do you smell?
Recently, I've been smelling garlic and other smelly things.
Everyone, please wipe your sweat!
The smell of garlic and other smelly things, please!
Next is Matsuoka-san!
Matsuoka-san, can you talk?
The staff said that Matsuri Piyo has become a low frequency.
Seriously!
This staff is stupid!
I feel sorry for her!
Are you not used to it?
I'm not used to it!
Can you stop it?
I'll do it!
You'll do it, right?
I'll do it!
I'll do anything!
You'll do it anytime, right?
I'll do it anytime!
I'll do anything!
Next is Kurosawa-san!
Don't slip!
The other day...
The other day!
I'm sorry!
You should be thankful to yourself!
Next is Natsume-san!
Natsume-chan.
The man who comes to pick you up and says you're cute!
After ignoring him and passing by,
Please don't tell him that you're wearing clothes from behind!
I'm sorry!
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is!
I'm from Shibuya.
Shibuya again?
Yes, Shibuya again.
Last time, Tanuki was also from Shibuya.
Shibuya, right?
Fukugane Otoko is also from Shibuya.
Fukugane? What does that mean?
Maybe he's frustrated?
Because he ignored him and passed by.
Fukugane, he said.
Ah, I see. He said that.
That's right.
He's really a terrible man.
Don't walk around Shibuya like that.
I won't walk around Shibuya!
Shibuya, go away!
Go away!
Wait, I'm starting to feel sick.
Stop it.
Kayo-chan!
You're going to lose your mind again today, Kayo- chan!
Next up is Tatsume-san!
Are you okay? Are you feeling better?
On the train, I got hit on the head by a drunkard.
Out of my imagination, I killed him a hundred times.
Out of your imagination?
You killed him a hundred times.
That's right.
That's scary. You killed him a hundred times.
Was it in your heart?
It was in my heart and in my head.
You killed him.
You didn't say it?
I didn't say it.
If it was in your imagination, how many times did you kill him?
If it was in my imagination, I'd kill him until he died.
What does that mean?
Even though he's dead?
She didn't say it. That's amazing.
She's scared because she's serious.
You shouldn't touch her like that.
That's right.
Be careful.
Next up is Fukihara-san!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Hey!
What is it?
You're ugly.
You're cute.
Stop sneezing!
Me?
I am...
Hakuchuu!
That's a shame!
You're not good at taking care of your hair!
So please take good care of it next time!
Now, let's continue with Kawakami-san!
America and North Korea are getting worse and worse,
and Japan is out of the woods, right?
Abe-chan, you have to do better!
In Japan, there are a lot of industries you can be proud of!
What?
There are a lot of erotic industries!
Don't try to hide erotic industries!
That's right!
Abe-chan!
Let Uchiyo have sex!
Let's have sex!
We should sing this song at the top of the country!
Let's make it a hit!
Let's show it to the public!
The people of the north might be watching this, right?
That's right.
The people of the north will definitely want to see this.
Stop it!
Let's continue!
Oro-san!
Recently, I've been watching SNS after my dance lessons.
I was told that you threw away a lot of things.
No, I didn't throw away a lot of things!
I bet my life on it!
Oro-san!
Your body is amazing!
Oro-san's armpit is so big!
Your armpit is so big!
Your armpit is so big, Oro-san!
Oro-san!
I didn't throw away a lot of things!
Do your best, Oro-san!
If you become a dead man, there's nothing to be afraid of!
There's nothing to be afraid of!
Let's run!
Let's continue!
We won!
Recently, on a TV station's hot spring program,
a famous male talent was broadcasted on TV proudly
with only the important mosaic processing.
Oh, really?
That's good, but why can't we see our swimsuits?
I don't understand!
Oops!
We're beautiful!
MISTLE MISTLE MISTLE MISTLE!
That's right!
That's a male's symbol!
It's a mosaic!
How can you do that?
It's a mosaic, so it's a round shape.
It's a rough mosaic.
It's a black shape.
MISTLE MISTLE MISTLE MISTLE!
It's a mosaic!
It's good!
We got it!
It's a special candy!
Next is Minato!
The other day, I had a stomachache and went to the hospital.
I was diagnosed with a urinary tract.
Everyone, please be careful with your daily habits.
It's a disease coming out!
It's a urinary tract!
It's so thin!
It's a stone, isn't it?
It's really hard!
There's a 5mm stone in the urethra.
But I was told that it's coming out now.
Isn't it coming out now?
It hasn't come out yet.
Tell me when it comes out!
I'll bring it!
It's scary!
It's a disease coming out!
It's scary!
Next is Usa-chan!
I want to eat a fluffy omelet, but I can't make it at home!
Cute!
I can't make it!
I can't make it even if I make a fuss.
It becomes hard.
What do you put in the egg?
I heard that mayonnaise will make it fluffy.
I can't make it even if I make a fuss.
Today's color is egg, right?
I can't make it even if I make a fuss.
If you can make it, please let us know.
Next is the last one!
Do you have it?
I can't make it even if I make a fuss.
Okubo-san and I had a birthday the other day.
In the dressing room, there was a gift box from the staff.
When I opened it, it was a ghost ship iron.
Shock!
Shock! Is our ghost ship so ugly?
Can't you stand it on TV?
What is it?
I can't say it.
Please say that in your mouth.
Ghost ship iron.
That's not true.
There is such a thing as an iron in the world.
It's a ghost ship iron.
I want to do it again.
You can see it.
Please show me.
Viewers, what do you think?
What do you think?
Please comment.
Please comment that it's still okay.
That's all for tonight's Dance Dance Wide Show.
Next is Shuren-shi.
Thank you for your happiness.
I'll cook all the blue news and good news in the world.
Wide cooking!
This is the previous episode.
Now, I'd like to call the teacher of cooking.
She is Ms. Shiraishi Tachidan from American Cooking School.
Please come in.
Hello.
Cooking is the most important thing.
Do you have a good tackle?
She is Ms. Shiraishi Tachidan.
Stop it.
And, I'll help you.
She is Kojima, a quarterback.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You look good in a protector.
Yes.
It's very important to protect your shoulders in cooking.
What's wrong?
You have a protector in your belly, too.
You are so happy.
Stop it.
It's a bad tackle.
Stop it.
It's a real one.
Stop it.
I'll crush you.
Stop it.
Don't say that.
It's a bad tackle.
Please tell us what you are going to cook.
I'm going to cook a dish that is popular these days.
It's a bad tackle.
I'm going to cook a dish that is popular these days.
It's a bad tackle.
It looks delicious.
It's a bad tackle.
Is that so? Thank you.
Let's start cooking.
Put sesame oil in a heated frying pan.
You know this is happiness, right?
I know sesame oil.
Next, put pork.
It looks delicious.
How is it?
I did it.
It looks delicious.
I can't eat pork yet.
So, I'll cook it well.
It's hot.
I don't know what I'm saying.
It's hot.
The heat is a little strong.
It's better to be soft.
It's a hot frying pan.
It's a hot tackle.
It's getting hot.
It looks delicious.
Today, I ate a lot of cheese.
I want to put cheese in it.
You love cheese, don't you?
I love cheese.
You always look like a fool.
You always say, happiness, happiness.
I can't say happiness.
There is no such thing as happiness.
You are noisy.
Wait a minute.
I can't.
Do whatever you want.
I don't care what you do.
I'll check if it's cooked.
It looks delicious.
It looks healthy.
Look at this.
It looks delicious.
It's hot.
I can't eat oily food.
I don't know the meaning of oily food.
What does it mean?
I can't eat oily food.
You're talking about me, aren't you?
It looks delicious.
It's melting.
Add gochujang, soy sauce, mirin, sugar, and sake.
Mix well.
I can do both offense and defense.
Which do you like better?
Which do you like better, offense or defense?
I like offense.
Do you know the meaning of offense?
I don't know the meaning of offense, but I like offense.
You're talking about offense, aren't you?
No, I like offense.
You're talking about offense, aren't you?
It's mixed well.
It looks delicious.
When the sauce, cheese, and meat are mixed well, put it on the rice.
Let's eat. It's done.
Be careful. It's hot.
I can't see well. Can you teach me?
What is this?
This is Takkarubidon.
It's cheese Takkarubidon.
Be careful.
I'm sorry.
It's Hakushitsu Takkarudon.
Hakushitsu Takkarudon?
Takkarubidon, Takkarudon, and Takkarudon are done.
It's done!
It looks delicious.
It's not done yet.
Is that so?
Today, we are going to top it with a bad quality.
What is a bad quality?
To make it a bad quality, we are going to add cheese.
It's not cheese.
It's chocolate.
We are going to add chocolate.
Chocolate and chocolate?
It's a combination of bad quality.
I don't think it's open yet.
Wait a minute.
Takkarudon, Takkarudon, and Takkarudon are done.
Why?
It's your mistake.
Why?
Open the lid.
It's your mistake.
Open the lid.
Wait a minute.
It's my mistake.
Stop it.
It's my mistake.
Give me a break.
You are really going to get hurt.
Give me a break.
Hurry up and open it.
It's done.
Hurry up and open it.
It's hot.
Hurry up and open it.
Stop it.
It's dangerous.
It's a bad quality Takkarudon.
It's dangerous.
Let's be careful and add the topping of bad quality.
Why are you adding the topping?
We are going to add the topping.
It's a bad quality.
We are going to mix it.
Look.
It's delicious.
It's done.
It's a bad quality Takkarudon.
It's done.
It looks delicious.
Everyone seems to want to eat it.
It's true.
Everyone seems to want to eat it.
Who will eat it today?
Usually, Natsume-san eats it.
That's right.
Natsume-san doesn't eat it.
That's right.
Today, Hanabi-chan will eat it.
Yes.
Hanabi-chan will eat it.
Hanabi-chan.
Hanabi-chan, welcome.
Come here.
Hanabi-chan will eat it.
It's delicious.
Come here.
Hanabi-chan will eat it.
Come here.
Please sit in the middle.
What is this project?
Welcome.
What is this project?
Welcome.
It looks delicious.
You all seem to want to eat it.
I don't have chopsticks.
You don't have chopsticks.
I don't have chopsticks.
I have chopsticks instead.
You have chopsticks.
Do you have chopsticks?
I have chopsticks.
Stop it.
I have chopsticks, so Hanabi-chan can eat it.
I can eat this.
I'm glad you brought chopsticks.
Please eat it.
It looks delicious.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
It's chopsticks.
Don't eat it as it is.
Eat it as it is.
I don't understand.
Please eat it as it is.
Do you want to stop?
I'll do it.
Please eat it as it is.
I'll eat it.
I'm happy that you eat it.
Why did you put your hand in it?
This is an ax.
That's amazing.
This is not normal food.
This is an ax, isn't it?
This is an ax.
This is not normal food.
Eat it.
You like it, so say the same thing.
Eat the center.
You eat it deliciously.
I'm happy that you eat it deliciously.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Thank you for the meal, Harami-chan.
That's all.
This was a wild cooking.
Please look forward to the next time.
Masukatsu Ashibasho Abema Basho
You're lying.
It's Ashizumo.
Who said that the Kaku-ryu was amazing?
The Kaku-ryu won and the Oozubo was closed.
Please look forward to the next time.
Of course, the winner of the last game will receive a gold leaf.
Please do your best.
Kurosawa-san, you will be in charge of the event.
Yes, I understand.
And Mitsuyura-san, you will be in charge of the referee.
Nice to meet you.
So, let's get started.
The first match is...
Kanzaki vs. Mita-san
Kanzaki, this way.
You're wearing a shizumo, so you're taking off your boots, right?
Your boots are pretty dirty.
No one is washing them for you.
You're self-managing.
You poor thing.
You're wearing a shizumo, so you're taking off your boots, right?
You're self-managing.
So, this is the referee.
Gyoji-san, are you ready?
Let's start.
Is there a gumbay?
Gumbay?
Is there a gumbay?
Something is moving.
Is there a gumbay?
Gumbay?
What?
Calm down!
What if that yo-kai eats you?
That youkai doesn't like cucumbers, so it's better to look for cucumbers in Abema.
Are you ready?
If you get caught and licked on your knee, you'll turn white.
Everyone, please run away.
I'll lick your knee!
Wait!
Oh no!
No way! No way!
Rules! Rules!
Find the cucumber!
Don't go in the place where you were licked on your knee!
Don't go in!
Only this floor!
Will it come?
Let's start!
Go! Go! Go!
No! No!
No!
We did it!
No, not this way.
This way, please.
Oh, no!
Hurry up!
Run away!
Hurry up!
Cucumber! Cucumber!
Cucumber! Cucumber! I just ate a cucumber!
Cucumber! Cucumber!
I can't take it!
Hurry up!
I can't take it!
Cucumber! Cucumber!
Let's go!
Oh no!
No!
No more.
No!
Go, senpai!
Mito!
Mito!!!
Mito!
Try again!
Let's go!
It's there!
Stop it!
Wait!
It's there!
Look!
It's there!
That's weird!
It's there!
It's there, too!
That's enough!
Don't lick me!
I have a knee!
I saw it!
I'm scared!
Ahhh!
Fast, fast!
It's comfortable!
It's too fast and my hands are perder
pain!
It hurts~
Ahhh
Stop~
Stop it!
What?
This way!
He's over there!
It's tough, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Go back!
What are you doing?
Where...
Where are you?
Where...
Are you?
Where...
Are you?
Where...
I still haven't made it.
Ah....
Finally, I have an audience.
FINALLY!
Everyone is coming!
Who?
We are currently on fire.
This way?
Eh? Where is it?
Eh?
Run!
I'll leave it to you!
No!
Wait!
Ah!
Why?
Ah!
What's wrong?
Ah!
It doesn't matter anymore!
Ah!
He ran away!
What's going on?
He ran away!
Where is he?
Let's go!
Kuro-san!
You must be sick!
Don't!
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Eat it!
I saw it.
You saw it?
I saw it.
Watch the next one!
I'm going to catch you!
No!
Mita-san, I've been waiting for you!
I've been waiting for you!
Then...
Then, I'll eat you, too!
Then, I'll eat you!
Run away, Mita-san!
Mita-san, run away!
I'm here!
Run away!
Run away, Mita-kun!
Kun-ni!
Mita-kun, come here!
Mita-kun!
He's so strong!
Mita-kun!
Kun-ni!
Run away!
Mita-kun!
Goodbye, Mita-kun!
I saw Aoi!
Run away! Run away!
What are you going to do?
Mita-kun! Mita-kun!
Run away! Run away!
Run away, Mita-kun!
Mita-kun, drink some water!
Are you okay?
Drink some water!
Run away! Run away!
Run away, Mita-kun!
Mita-kun, run away!
Mita-kun, drink some water!
Run away!
Mita-kun, drink some water!
Mita-kun, run away!
Mita-kun! Mita-kun!
Mita-kun!
He's not here.
That means...
He's not here.
Rita?
I can't see anyone.
I can't feel anyone.
Let me lick you.
I can't feel anyone.
I can't feel anyone. I can't feel anyone.
It's over. It's over.
I can't eat anymore.
Mita-san is not here.
It's a pity.
It's over.
Why?
It's over.
Usu and Obasan are not here.
How many have you eaten?
You have eaten a lot.
You are a monster.
You have eaten a lot.
Who is left?
Mita-san is not here.
She is hiding.
Mita-san, it's over.
You can come out.
It's over.
It's really over.
Mita-san is not here.
You can come out.
The game is over.
Where is she?
She is not here.
Don't attack her.
Do you want to extend the game?
No, we don't.
The game is over.
It would be easier if I didn't have to worry
I feel like I'm gaining a lot of strength
It seems like the number of times is increasing
The more I play, the more I hate it
If there is a shortcut, there is also a dead end
I don't know well, but we are always far away
The gravel road will eventually become a power
It will teach me the future without rushing to depression
Let's still climb the gravel road
I'm going to live with sweat
The gravel road will eventually become an answer
It will teach me the obvious thank you
Let's still climb the gravel road
I'm going to laugh and move forward
Let's still climb the gravel road
Yeah!
It was so cute!
Do you have any important news from Muscat?
Yes!
If you watch the Abema video released on Saturday,
we will give you our autographed goods!
Please check it out!
The Muscat Summer Live Tour,
which was a great success in the spring live,
has been decided!
Yay!
On July 21st,
at the bottom line of Nagoya,
on August 5th,
at Osaka Big Cat,
on August 24th,
at Tokyo Tsutaya O-East,
we will hold a transparent auction!
And everyone,
please listen carefully!
We will start accepting tickets now!
Yay!
You can see a different Muscat
from the spring live!
Yay!
Wow!
Mita-san, are you crying?
Mita-san, can you come forward?
Are you really crying?
Are you okay?
Were you scared?
Were you scared of Misaki?
Please stop it!
But you ran away, didn't you?
Where were you at the end?
At the back.
At the back of the art room.
You were there!
You worked hard!
Everyone ran away from Hisa-kun!
But you didn't hear the cucumber?
That's weird. It wasn't a cucumber, was it?
I think it was a different vegetable.
You're ignoring the rules, aren't you?
Didn't you hear about Kuro-chan?
I didn't know.
What's wrong?
I had lunch with Kuro-chan today.
With whom?
But I didn't hear about this job.
We were together until a while ago.
Are you dating?
We're not dating.
How long haven't you been caught?
I've been caught.
You're getting used to being licked.
You're a youkai princess.
No, I'm not.
Kuro-chan, please correct it.
Please correct it.
I'm not dating Kuro-chan.
I don't like liars.
You were nice to Kiza-kun, weren't you?
Misa-san hasn't cried yet.
See you next week.