AISubs
Let's all dance and spit it out!
Let's...
Dance! Dance! White Shower!
Let's go!
Okay!
Let's go!
There is a 100 yen lawson.
If you change the tax, it's not 100 yen.
Change the name every time you change it.
99 yen shop.
How should I change my name?
It's 108 yen now, so if you change it to 108 yen lawson, you can change your name more and more.
That's a good idea.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
If you don't like me, die.
You're in a bad mood.
What's wrong with you today?
Die.
Die, die, die, die.
Check later.
Check it out.
I'm leaving.
I'm working at a cafe with a laptop.
I'm not that strong at that.
Go home and work!
It's true that there are a lot of people who use Wi-Fi, right?
Wi-Fi is not strong, is it?
That's right. It's true.
I think it's better to go home.
That's right.
Go! Go! Go!
It is said that a pirate version of the anime site became inaccessible due to the government's emergency measures.
If you're going to call us Konpura Konpura, do something about the adult version of the pirate version!
I see!
The adult team is eating!
If there's a pirate version!
Free video is no good!
Please buy it!
Then tell us the name of the recent work!
Chikubi Konekurimashi
If you like, please buy it!
Konekurimashi!
Chikubi Konekurimashi!
Okay, next!
Mita Fujii
I auditioned for a different program on AVEMA.
When I talked about my salary,
I was revealed as a decoy in the program!
But thanks to you, I passed!
Yay!
Wait a minute!
Say it at home!
I've never revealed it on the show.
That's right! What are you doing on the show?
You want to hear it, don't you?
Say it! Say it!
A little over 200,000 yen.
What?
You're lying! There's more, right?
It's the highest monthly salary!
The highest is...
How much?
A little over 1 million yen.
Wow!
You have a dream!
You're getting more!
You have a dream!
Let's do our best!
Congratulations on Ishida Issei's remarriage and wife's pregnancy!
I hope you'll be happy!
Are you serious?
My wife was cute, so I want her to be happy.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
You don't have to worry.
I thought I'd get married before Ishida Issei.
I was worried about her thin skin.
We have the same skin.
I want Ishida Issei to be happy.
I'm worried, so I want her to be happy.
Go ahead!
Kojimina-chan.
Who will be the recipient of the fan letter?
I didn't see it!
You cut your hair, didn't you?
Next!
Recently, there is a thing called a home idol.
Idols are people who give you energy when you go to see them!
I see!
Idols at home?
Yes!
On the internet?
Idols who are active mainly on the internet to prevent their fans from getting tired.
It's called a home idol.
It's just a net idol, so I don't want you to call them an idol.
I see!
Most of the time, they don't have a good visual.
How many points do you give them?
I've never seen it.
You've never seen it?
Just look at it.
Net idols can turn on the light from their own angle.
They can do anything.
You can meet them up close.
It's beautiful to meet them up close.
I think it's more beautiful to meet them up close.
Keep going!
There are many people who don't like the term sexy actress.
They say you're an AV actress, but they both mean the same thing.
They both mean the same thing. They're obsessed with your back.
So close!
I really don't know what to say.
You said you're a sexy actress.
I used to say I'm an AV actress, but now I'm an adult video actress.
You're not a sexy video actress.
So you're proud of it.
I don't like people who say I'm an AV actress.
You said you're a sexy actress, but now you're an adult video actress.
What should I call you?
Adult DVD.
What should I call you?
Can I call you a sexy video actress?
Can I call you a sexy DVD actress?
I'll call you Broadway.
That's what I want you to call me.
Thank you!
News about the attack on the Syrian government!
Report it on TV!
Oh!
Syria is also...
It's a world war, isn't it?
That's right!
Now, there's a lot of sexual harassment on stage, but...
That's what's really important!
I'm really surprised that you sometimes do something right!
I said it's a world war!
Let's go!
Usa-chan, let's go!
What do you want to say?
Please don't leave your dog's poop on the road!
I'm always about to step on it!
I'm sorry!
Because you have a dog!
Syria is different, isn't it?
Syria is different!
I have a big dog every day!
Is it a large dog?
I'm about to step on it!
How do you avoid it?
I've stepped on it once...
It's a dog's poop!
I ride a bicycle and step on it!
Please avoid it!
Please keep your dog's poop in a ticket bag!
I want you to keep it!
You know what you want to say, don't you?
From the stage to the neighborhood!
From close to the world!
Thank you!
Yacchan!
Yacchan?
Yacchan!
What's wrong with you?
You're always serious!
Are you aiming for the second dog's poop?
Stop it!
Say something stupid!
That's right!
I'm serious!
Say something crazy!
I know how you feel!
Say something crazy!
I'm serious!
There are so many people who look like Shoru!
That's all for tonight's Dance Dance Wide Show!
Let's move on to the next corner!
Nice to meet you, Mihiro!
The next corner is the night sports festival!
The road to winning 1 million yen!
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone!
How are you feeling?
I'm excited as usual.
I'm excited!
Who is it?
Last week, we came to this corner.
We are approaching 4 days from now.
4 days?
Yes, 4 days.
It's Jyado-dake no Yoru no Nari Aonokai 2018.
We will do our best today.
Yes, we will do our best.
We will do our best.
In order to win the prize money of 1 million yen, we are going to do special training.
Komagachi?
No, no, no.
Since we are going to win, let's go!
Last week, we came to this corner to get the prize money of 1 million yen.
That's right!
How do you feel?
I want the prize money of 1 million yen.
I want to do my best.
I will do my best!
Really?
It's good to hear that.
Let's do our best!
We don't know what kind of competition will be held today.
That's right.
What are we going to do this week?
Yes, I predicted it.
This time, the staff of Y-GASHOW in the middle of the night...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I heard that they are running various things.
I thought that the staff of Y-GASHOW in the middle of the night would like to do something special.
That's why I prepared this today.
What is it?
This is the prize money of the day.
That's right!
I will do this!
I haven't explained it yet.
Then, please explain it.
I think it's okay.
This is a low-frequency treatment machine that makes a sound.
That's right!
This is a hot pot.
That's right!
This is hot.
That's right!
It's okay.
You put this in your hand and hold it in your hand while making a sound and exercise.
That's right!
This is a low-frequency weight gain.
I thought you would do this.
This is amazing.
I thought you would do this.
What do you think?
That's right!
1 million yen!
Ms. Matsuoka!
Will you do it, Ms. Matsuoka?
I can only do it.
I can't let my sisters do it.
Can't I do it?
I can't let my sisters do it.
I can!
that's right!
Please.
You want to do it now.
That's right!
I can!
Okay, I got it!
I can!
You can go to bed.
Okay!
You can go to bed.
I can do it!
Please put this in the hand.
That's amazing!
Wow!
It's here!
It's hot, isn't it?
It feels good.
It feels good?
Hurry up!
I'll go to the hot pot.
Don't spill it.
Wait!
It's hot.
Don't spill it.
3
2
1
Go!
I'm sorry.
I spilled it.
I told you not to spill it.
What?
It's hot.
What's wrong?
It's hot.
What's wrong?
It's hot.
My hands are cold.
It's really painful.
I'll do it.
Don't spill it.
You can't win.
I won.
Let's do our best.
Don't lose.
Is it hot? Does it hurt?
What's wrong with you?
Does it hurt?
It's hot.
Why are you eating?
What's wrong with you?
Is it hot? Does it hurt?
What's wrong with you?
It's hot.
It's more cool when it is hot.
Is it cooler when it hurts?
Thank you very much.
Did you spill it?
It's a robot that helps you.
You can't spill it.
Do you want to do it again?
Let's do it again.
You won't let us do it, will you?
I won't let you do it.
Do your best.
You won't let us do it, will you?
You can do it.
It's shining now.
You can do it.
I'm showing you now.
I want 1 million yen.
I'll get 1 million yen.
You can't spill it.
You won't let us do it, will you?
I won't let you do it.
You can do it.
I'll get 1 million yen.
You can do it.
10 times.
You can do it.
You spilled it.
Did you spill it?
What are you doing?
You spilled it.
Who's holding it?
It hurts!
It's broken!
The 3PO is broken!
What happened?
Is it hot?
It's not hot! It hurts!
What happened?
What happened to the water?
The water is hot, but it doesn't break!
But the water...
It spilled!
No, no, no!
Who spilled it?
So, can you win 1 million yen on March?
The result is...
On the 30th, Monday,
From 9 p.m. to the next day,
Until 3 p.m.,
There will be a 6-hour live broadcast!
Please watch the show,
On the 30th!
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!
Maskatsu! Who is the stupidest?
Abema Oudan Baramaki Quiz 2018!
Now, this season has come again!
It's the annual event to decide who is the stupidest mascot!
Last year, it's been a year since the 2017 Stupid No.1 Decision.
We did it!
Yes, we did.
After that, the number of stupid people increased, and now the mascots are in a traffic jam.
That's a big problem.
So, all the mascots here are stupid.
All of them are stupid?
No way!
That can't be true.
There's another reason.
They're stupid, so they're not here today.
But Mikami-san has a claim, too.
I'm smarter.
There are more stupid people than me.
So, I'm going to organize the stupid people again.
They're not here.
Because they're stupid.
Even though they're real.
The time limit is until just before the end of the show.
All the stupid people who didn't get one correct answer within the time limit will advance to the final stupid round.
So, we just need to get one correct answer?
Yes, just one.
We just need to get one correct answer.
We can do it.
Also, the question is in the envelope.
Yamane-san and Hanasaki-baba are going to open the envelopes.
Hanasaki-baba?
They're opening the envelopes nicely.
It looks fun.
What?
It looks fun.
Yamane-san and Hanasaki-baba are opening the envelopes.
It looks fun.
There's a lot of questions in there.
Are you ready?
Are you going to solve the questions?
Let's get started.
The questions are from common sense to social issues.
Let's get started.
Abema-Odanbara-no-Ki-Kuizu.
Ready...
Start!
This is 2017's worst idiot ranking.
The worst one is Mikami Yuwa-san.
The worst two is Matsuoka Jin-san.
Matsuoka-san is no good either.
Matsusuri P.O.
The worst three is Mita Fujin.
She's an idiot.
Who's going to be the first?
Where are you coming from?
I'm coming from here.
This is a physical game.
Are you ready?
Question.
What is the famous shout that Tomokazu Harimoto, who won the All Japan Table Tennis Championship at the age of 14, shouts during the game?
It's a shame.
It's different.
It's a shame.
Next, Onomiku-san.
Question.
Please answer all four prefectures in Shikoku.
Kagawa, Tokushima, Shikoku.
It's a shame.
Kurosawa-san, please answer.
Kurosawa-san, please answer all four prefectures in Shikoku.
Oita.
It's a shame.
He was quiet, but he was terrible.
He was sitting quietly.
No. 52.
Question No. 52.
Question.
What is the name of the new director of the Japanese soccer team?
Director Akira Nani.
It's a famous name.
Director Akira Nani.
It's a recent name.
That's right.
Cute.
Buzzer.
Akira Nani of Nishio.
Nishio.
Kojimina.
No. 19.
Cute.
Question.
What are the four major civilizations in the world?
Egyptian civilization, Indus civilization, Koga civilization, and what is the other one?
Bihidas civilization.
Bihidas.
Buzzer.
The answer is Mesopotamian civilization.
Mesopotamia.
I've never heard of the Bihidas civilization.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of Mesopotamian civilization.
No hint.
Bihidas civilization?
I don't know.
Hurry up.
No. 8.
Question No. 8.
Kaotomi.
I see.
That's good.
What is the idiom for Oda Nobunaga?
If you don't cry, kill me.
Hototogisu.
Correct.
You passed.
Hototogisu.
You passed?
Thank you.
You passed.
Next, Fujiwara.
Fujiwara.
No. 5.
I see.
Question.
What is the name of this river?
The name of this river.
Shimanto River.
Correct.
You passed.
It's a lucky question.
No. 10.
Question.
What is the name of the CEO of Cyber Agent Fujita?
Takashi Fujita.
Incorrect.
It's the CEO of Fujita Susumu.
I'm being targeted.
No. 51.
Question.
Hanyu Yuzuru won the gold medal at the Pyeongchang Olympics men's figure skating. What is the full name of the Japanese player who won the silver medal?
Yusaku Nagatomo.
Who is it?
Incorrect.
Who is it?
Who is Yusaku Nagatomo?
The answer is Shoma Uno.
I'm scared.
There is no Yusaku Nagatomo.
I'm scared.
There are a lot of Jin Kaito.
Yusaku Nagatomo?
No. 45.
Question.
What is the coin that was leaked by the domestic coin exchange this year?
NEM coin.
Incorrect.
It's not NEM.
Incorrect.
There is NEM.
It's close.
What is the answer?
It's a virtual currency.
You know it well.
Welcome, Aoi.
It's No. 68.
No. 68.
Let's go, Tsukasa.
Question.
It's a recent one.
It's real-time.
Who is the office worker of the Ministry of Finance who confessed to sexual harassment yesterday?
It's recent.
It's on the news.
Office worker.
Yes.
Taguchi Noboru.
Incorrect.
Move.
It's the office worker of the Ministry of Finance.
Taguchi Noboru?
Who is it?
Usa-chan.
Usa-chan, good luck.
Usa-chan, I'm rooting for you.
Good luck.
No. 44.
Yes.
Question.
What is the team name of the major league in which Ohtani, who is active in the two-sword style, belongs?
Los Angeles...
What?
Paris Hilton?
What?
Paris Hilton?
Incorrect.
Los Angeles Angels.
Yes.
Angels.
Yes.
Move.
Good luck.
It's out.
Actually, it's a fool.
It looks smart.
Yes.
Good luck, fool.
But I think I can do it.
No. 21.
Yes.
Question.
Who is called the three most beautiful women in the world? Cleopatra, Yohkihi, who?
Audrey Hepburn.
Incorrect.
It's a little old.
It's really old.
Older.
Good.
Older.
Ononokomachi?
Incorrect.
It's Ononokomachi.
It's good.
I only gave you a hint.
I said it twice.
No. 38.
Incorrect.
Yes.
Good luck.
I'll go.
Question.
It's lucky.
January is January in English, February is February in Japanese.
That's good.
Yes.
No. 66.
Question.
What is the name of the group that won the gold medal at the Pyeongchang Olympic Speed Skating Women's Games?
I know.
It's that.
Hint. Hint.
Hint is like this.
Hibiki is like this.
Hint. Hint.
I knew it.
No. 34.
Question.
What is the name of the group that won the gold medal at the Pyeongchang Olympic Speed Skating Women's Games?
Pyeongchang...
Bai.
Is it wrong?
It's wrong.
It's K.
K.
Stop saying Bai.
No. 64.
The idiot from Chiayi is here.
Is Kurosawa from this team smart?
I don't know. I think it's Dark Force.
I see.
This is a service question.
This is a good one.
Question.
What is the English translation of this English?
This is really easy.
It's a service question.
It's really easy.
You can say it in Japanese.
What is the Japanese translation?
Personal computer.
What?
Butter!
Wow!
It's crazy!
I mean, it's fine if it's in Japanese, right?
It's weird to have a computer that's a person.
It's weird in so many ways.
It's a bit scary.
It's a real thing.
The colors are different.
The colors are weird.
By the way, the answer is window.
It's a window.
It's a window, so it's a yes.
Scary.
This is number 31.
I think you know this one, too.
Question!
What is the name of the famous elephant in Singapore whose upper body is a lion and the lower body is a fish?
Merlion!
Correct!
We did it!
Everyone goes to Singapore, right?
Yes.
Number 32.
Hiro-san is old, too.
You can do it! You have knowledge.
Yes, I have knowledge.
Please.
Can we do this one, too?
Question!
In 1961, what was the famous phrase left by Gagarin, who made the first space flight in human history?
It was blue.
Correct!
As expected of Hiro-san!
Miso-ji!
As expected!
35 years old is no doubt.
Pine.
Correct!
It's a pine tree.
Why is the pine tree so wet?
Why?
It's dirty.
Is it a condition?
Condition?
Here we go.
Yes, please.
Question!
What is the name of the current Prime Minister of Japan, Prime Minister Abe?
Abe?
Shinzo!
Correct!
Finally!
We got an A!
Amazing!
It's a lucky question.
It's true.
You can get the most points.
Oh, Tomo-san, you got the second round.
Thank you.
Number 70.
Yes.
Question!
What is the name of the best-selling book that introduces insects and animals that became unfortunate in the process of evolution?
Insects.
Incorrect.
It's not.
It's simple.
But it's a B.
It's unfortunate.
I almost said it.
The answer is Unfortunate Creatures.
Because it's a simple title.
It's a boring mystery.
Onomiku-san.
Onomiku-san, please do your best somewhere.
This is a good question.
Question!
What is the name of the condiment called Sashisu- seso?
It's easy.
Sashisu-seso.
Sugar.
Soy sauce.
Vinegar.
Yes.
Vinegar.
Yes.
Soy sauce?
Sashisu-seso.
It's the second time.
Sugar.
Vinegar.
Sashisu.
Soy sauce.
Sashisu-seso.
Vinegar.
Incorrect!
We won!
It's miso.
Here's another croissant. It's like a croissant battle.
I want to leave some croissants.
Give me a weird question.
I think I can do this.
Question 36.
What is the principle of the four points, the positive point, and the negative point?
That's a good approach.
It's like...
It's like... Alice.
Alice?
It's like...
Correct!
We won!
But Kurosawa-san, you'll come back again.
Shiraishi-san.
Number 28.
Ah, this might be a difficult one.
Question!
Matsuo Basho's song, Haiku.
Now, what's the continuation of this?
Kano Gotoku.
Too bad!
Kurosawa-san, it's your chance!
Samidare wo atsumete hayashi.
Wareigasaku.
Wrong!
Samidare wo atsumete hayashi.
It's Mogamigawa.
Kojima-san, you're out.
Kojima-san, right.
Kojima-san looks like he's in trouble.
It's a lucky question.
Number 3.
Ah, that's a good one.
Question!
A phrase that describes a good story coming from the other side unexpectedly.
Nani ga nani wo shotte yatte kuru?
Huh?
It's annoying!
There's a lot of hints.
Nani ga nani wo shotte yatte kuru?
The answer is already there.
Nani ga nani wo shotte yatte kuru?
I don't know what it means.
Nani no nani ga?
What is it?
A phrase that describes a good story coming from the other side unexpectedly.
Otoko ga onna wo shotte kuru?
What is it?
The answer is...
Kamo ga negi wo shotte yatte kuru.
I've heard of it!
Ishioka-san, please change!
Number 1.
Is this okay?
I think it's okay.
Ishioka-san, can you answer?
Question!
Ah, this is good.
Chance.
Complete the following phrase.
Mitsugo no tamashii, nani made?
Mitsugo no tamashii?
Mitsugo no tamashii...
Mitsu made!
That's not enough!
Mitsugo no tamashii is not enough!
That's too bad!
It's not 4!
It's a little higher!
10!
Mitsugo no tamashii is up to 100, right?
That's right!
Next, Tatsumi-san, please go back.
It's difficult!
She complained and came back.
That's right!
I'm super lucky.
That's good.
But it's difficult.
Question!
What is the abbreviation for the professional baseball team, the Paris League?
I'm a baseball fan.
That's right.
Pa.
It's Pa.
Passen.
It's Passen.
Rassen?
It's not Rassen, it's Passen.
It's your chance.
One more time.
Passion.
Passion!
It's the Passion League!
The Passion League is pretty intense.
Last one!
One more time!
Pa...
Patrick...
Patrick!
That's too bad!
The answer is Pacific.
Pacific!
But Patrick is getting closer.
Pacific and Patrick.
That's right.
One more to go.
58 minutes.
Let's go.
Question!
I think it's a lucky question.
Arakawa Shizuka.
I didn't forget.
Time is running out.
You can still do it, right?
Yes, I can.
Here we go. 50 points.
Question!
This is also from the news.
Yes, it's from the news.
Takanohana Oyakata.
No, it's not!
Can you give us another one? It's not the chairman.
It's not the chairman. It's a great person.
A great person.
A great person. An old man.
Yes, a great old man.
Takanofuji.
No, it's not.
Harada.
No, it's not!
I'm sorry!
It's Takanohana Oyakata.
Good luck!
Harada Oyakata.
It's Usa-chan.
Usa-chan.
Good luck!
I want to kiss her.
26.
Is it a chance question?
Question.
What is the unit of pressure used in weather forecasts?
Hecto what?
Hertz.
Hecto? Hertz?
It's not!
It's not?
Hecto?
Hector?
It's not!
The answer is Hectopascal.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
You've never heard of a typhoon, have you?
No, I haven't.
I was surprised.
It's amazing.
There are 10 minutes left.
Yes, if this is left...
Everyone, please pass.
I'll be out next time.
53.
Question.
What is the abbreviation of the Pacific Partnership Agreement, which Japan is also participating in, in three letters?
The Pacific Partnership Agreement.
SKT?
Skinship?
Teamwork?
It's not!
The Pacific Partnership Agreement.
Is it related to the economy?
I don't know.
The answer is TPP.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
I've heard of it.
Yes, you've heard of it.
I've heard of it.
The Pacific Partnership Agreement.
It's Skinship, isn't it?
It's Skinship.
This is also very lucky.
11.
Question.
Which is heavier, 24kg 100g or 18kg 100g?
Is this a trick question?
Which one?
It's 29kg, isn't it?
It's the same!
The answer is SKT.
I'm so mad! I'm so mad!
It's the third question.
63.
Yes.
It's your chance.
It's a good question.
Buy a product for 366 yen at a convenience store.
If you pay 500 yen, how much will you get?
365...6...6...365...6...6...66!
You can't do 500-366.
I can't.
You can't?
You can't? What's the answer?
It's 134 yen.
Oh, it's fine.
It's simple.
It's not too bad.
Onomiku-san.
It's Onomiku-san.
There are a lot of cards.
It's a service question.
This is a good question.
The question!
What is the world's most delicious food?
Foie gras? Caviar?
What?
The most delicious food.
Foie gras.
Caviar.
The one with mushrooms?
Foie gras! Caviar!
Torifu!
It's not fair! You have a bad impression!
It's a quiz!
You have a bad impression.
Shirai-san, you have to go too.
Let's skip it.
It's a quiz.
Question!
What literary book is announced at the same time as the Akutagawa Prize every year?
At the same time as the Akutagawa Prize?
It's a set.
What is it?
What?
Do you have a hint?
I think I know what it is.
It's like a person's name.
Yes.
It's like that.
It's like a person's name.
A person's name?
It's not fair.
Wait a minute.
Question!
Akutagawa Prize and?
Toshimi Prize!
Too bad!
The answer is Naoki Prize.
Too bad!
I'll continue to give you a hint.
Question!
What is the name of the main seat of the Chinese national flag?
Jin.
Jin Kongpei.
Jin Kongpei!
Thank you so much!
It's China!
First, Shin Kimpei!
Shin Kongpei!
Shin Kimpei.
It's a bit close.
It's close.
Shin Kimpei!
I always feel the possibility.
Shin Kimpei!
Min Kimpei!
Where did it go?
Is it impossible?
What's the answer?
Shu Kimpei!
Kimpei!
Shin Kimpei!
It was close!
How did you get out of Konpei?
That's amazing!
I'm looking forward to the next round!
We're running out of time.
Question 42.
What is the longest day of the year?
I wonder what it is.
I often hear it in the weather forecast.
The longest day of the year.
Please give me a hint!
I'll give you a hint.
Two letters!
Chin!
What?
Two letters?
Did you say chin?
I said chin!
What?
No!
Two letters!
One last chance!
Ai!
Wrong!
It's over.
You don't have to answer this.
The answer is Gae.
Yes.
Gae!
Wrong!
Two letters?
Gesshi!
I don't know!
Wrong!
You don't know Gesshi?
You have three minutes left!
Three minutes left!
I'll give you a question.
Question 56.
What is the name of the famous female tennis player, Serena Williams, who won the first place in the world rankings?
I see.
She's famous.
Nishikori!
Female!
Yama...
Yamada!
Yama...
Ayumu!
Wrong!
She's a girl.
No, no.
The answer is Naomi Osaka.
Naomi!
You don't know her, do you?
Tatsumi-san, number 47.
Tatsumi-san, you want to pass, don't you?
Can you do it?
I think I can.
I see.
Question.
What is the award that Habu and Yuta Iyama won at the same time?
What award?
The back of her head looks pretty bitter.
But if you're Japanese, it's the top prize.
I've heard of it.
It's in the Olympic language.
National...
Let's go.
National...
What award?
There's more?
There's three kanji for nationality.
There's five kanji.
Kanji?
Nationality...
There's three kanji.
The award for nationality.
That's not it.
The answer is the National Nutrition Award.
Let's go.
There's no reaction.
Her eyes are getting bigger.
There's no reaction.
What does that mean?
It's Aoi-san.
Aoi-san, let's go.
Question.
Chance.
What is the name of the baby of the giant panda that was born in June last year at the zoo?
It's a chance.
It's the last one.
What is it?
Panda.
It's a hot topic.
You must have heard of it.
I know.
You must have heard of it.
It's like the sound of opening.
I see.
The sound of opening?
What does that mean?
It's not shanshan, it's shanshan.
Correct!
It's the sound of opening.
What does it mean?
Usa-chan, you're going to be an idiot.
Usa-chan, let's go.
I knew it was shanshan.
Usa-chan, you might be able to do this.
Question.
Do you know the word?
Name one of the famous works of Moriogai.
Moriogai.
Anything is fine.
Moriogai.
Do you know Ougai?
Ougai's work.
It's a grammar book.
Okay.
Name the work.
Okay.
Anything is fine.
I wanna be the sea.
I wanna be the sea?
I wanna be the sea.
Wrong.
Something like...
I want a hint.
Start from the word ma.
When it comes to kanji, there's a lot of works with hard kanji.
I think they have kanji.
Kanji.
It starts with Ma.
This is the most famous one.
Hint, this one.
It's like this.
Hint, it's not fair.
Usa-chan is too naive.
Magician.
Wrong.
The answer is Maihime.
Maihime.
I don't think Moriyama-san got it right.
I don't know the grammar at all.
Who is this person?
This is bad.
Number 25.
Question.
What is the first dream that is said to be good at acting on New Year's Day?
1. Fuji 2. Nitta 3. Nasubi
Nasubi might be good at it.
Nasubi is close.
Number 46. Question.
Question.
What is the first name of the current President of the United States, President Trump?
Her face changed all of a sudden.
Are you okay?
I feel like I'm already in it.
Top Obama!
I'm scared!
Obama came out!
Top of Obama?
What's Obama?
I'm scared!
Donald Trump!
Obama came out!
I'm scared, Tamo-san.
I wonder if Shirai-san will be okay.
But she might melt.
Really?
It's a map symbol.
The question is, what is this map symbol?
Electricity!
Electricity system.
Electricity system?
What's an electric system?
Isn't it an electric system?
Electric system!
No, it's not an electric system.
Electricity!
Electricity?
Power generation!
Power generation?
Power generation.
Okay!
Thank you very much!
Kurosawa-san came out!
I'll give you a hint.
Please.
There's a lot left.
This is...
This is no good.
If you can't do it, you'll be in trouble.
Entertainment information is okay.
This is easy.
It's easy.
Question!
What is the name of the Japanese women's soccer team?
Nadeshiko!
Yes!
Again!
You did it!
Time's up!
There's a lot left.
Pink and yellow!
I'm scared!
I don't think there's anything left.
It's the idiots who will advance to the finals!
How was it?
I think it was different.
What?
It was just bad luck.
What?
Nadeshiko can tell.
That's just luck.
That's just how it is.
There were people who gave hints.
What?
There were people who gave hints.
We gave hints.
We gave hints to everyone.
What was the question?
I couldn't answer.
Don't forget that!
It's the idiots!
How was it?
I understand.
I'm scared of Shina and Tamo.
Don't praise me.
Do you know Trump's first name?
What?
Donald.
He's the smartest of us.
He said he's a personal computer.
He's scary.
There is another Baka Round so look forward to it.
That's it for the Baka Round.
We are the idiots!
Do you have any news from the Mascots?
Yes.
Can you read it?
Yes.
We, Ebisu Mascots' live performance,
the ticket for the song,
Don't Be Afraid,
is on sale now.
If you don't come to see it,
I'll throw you into the river.
By the way,
there's a live broadcast on Abema TV,
so if you don't check it,
I'll kill you.
Wow, that's crazy.
Also,
after today's broadcast,
it will be uploaded on Saturday,
so please search for
Ebisu Mascots
with the hashtag 25
and enjoy it.
Also, on April 30th,
if you forget,
I'll kill you.
Wow, that's crazy.
Even if it's late at night,
make your eyeballs red and look up.
Wow, that's crazy.
I wonder if something good will happen.
Do you understand?
I understand a lot.
There are a lot of announcements.
Goodbye, everyone.
See you next week.
Bye-bye.