AISubs
Mr. Sakai of the headquarters! Mr. Tanioka of the department!
What are you afraid of?
Aren't you afraid of your face?
OK! OK!
I'll spit out all the things I want to say!
But! But! But!
If you bite, you'll get a pie!
Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!
If you make a mistake, you'll get a pie!
I'm gonna tell you what I wanna say!
You're gonna tell him, right?
I'm gonna tell you what I wanna say!
Are you alright, Kuro-san?
Go ahead!
I'm an idol who wears a variety show costume
Where does your confidence come from?
Who? Who? Who?
For example...
A guest
Don't look down on me!
Hey! Hey!
Who are you talking about?
What?
Who are you talking about?
Well...
Kuro-san!
You're a Kuro-gumi, aren't you?
You're a Kuro-gumi woman, aren't you?
No, no, no! Say what you want to say!
Go, go, go! Keep going!
Are you going?
There's only one type of ugly woman in the world!
Bring on more ugly women!
Ugly women?
What's your type of ugly woman?
I'm Insta-ugly.
Insta-ugly?
I'm Insta-ugly, too!
Good, good, good!
Go, go, go!
An idol who ate a beetle has to leave the agency as a unit.
Oh, poor thing!
Good luck, Megezuni!
Good luck!
Hey, what are you talking about?
You can't eat insects!
What can I eat?
Poop!
Yes, eat poop!
Go, go, go!
Hey, you!
You're not good at handsome men, aren't you?
I'm not going to say handsome to someone like you!
I'm not good at handsome men!
Say what you want to say!
Let's go!
I can't stop my nosebleed!
People in the old days,
they overfed, right?
I can't stop my nosebleed!
Someone cut my nosebleed!
It's an allergy, right?
It is, right?
It's an allergy!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
If you're going to complain about politics, go to the election!
Of course you're going to the election!
Of course!
What kind of country do you want it to be?
I want it to be a country where everyone can laugh and have fun!
You're making a big deal out of this!
Think about what you want to say!
Say what you want to say!
Fat people have a lot of pride.
She's depressed!
She's depressed because she's fat!
I'm sorry.
What kind of country do you want it to be?
You have something to say!
The most important thing is money!
You don't know how important love is!
The most important thing is money!
You caught me!
Get out of here!
You're just as bad as you think!
Then you don't need money!
You don't need money today either!
I don't need money!
Okay, okay, okay!
Run away!
Okay!
I'm always here!
Run away today!
These couples staring at each other at the train station's platform!
Why don't you bite her?
You didn't just bite her, did you?
Pork cutlet burrito!
I didn't just bite her!
It's a little bit ambitious!
Yeah, the words are a little bit ambitious.
A couple staring at each other at the train station!
It's completely real.
She looks desperate today.
I knew it!
Is she recovering from the infection?
What?
You bit it?
What?
You bit it?
Yes, I saw it.
You bit it?
Don't look at it.
Okay, the answer is...
Yay!
It's okay if you didn't bite it.
You can eat as much kappa sushi as you want.
It's hard to make a reservation.
Really?
This is...
You can't do that.
I can't make a reservation.
It's important to make a reservation in advance.
Thank you for the information.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about kappa sushi.
Ikebukuro Higashiko.
Thank you.
Ikebukuro Higashiko.
I'm a woman with a big boob complex.
UNIQE!
Ikebukuro Higashiko!
I understand.
I understand your feelings.
Be careful.
Taxi driver.
If you have a passenger, don't make it an air car.
You will be hurt.
I'm raising my hand.
I saw it from the side.
Make it an air car.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever been hurt?
I'm sorry.
I'm dancing.
You are noisy.
I will tell you one thing.
Pie is food.
Poop is food.
Those who are selling cosmetics in Korea!
Even if you use foreign products, the quality will not change!
Wow, you're full of emotions!
You're full of emotions!
You wanted to say something, didn't you?
Can you say it?
Not yet!
You can't say it yet!
I can say it today!
Then say it today!
Go ahead!
Say it today!
Leader Azuka-san!
You said you'd come next week, but you're not here today!
I'm here!
I'll do it later!
Because I'm here!
What?!
Azuka Toyuma-san!
Have you ever been on a stream of pie?
I've never done it yet!
You've never done it!
You've never done it, have you?
Why?
Why didn't you do it?
Because I can't play with my face.
You can't play with your face?
Because it's shocking!
Is that right?
It's dangerous!
Is that right?
It is!
Azuka, you're not here today!
You're not here, Azuka-san!
Azuka Toyuma-san!
I'm here!
This is the only thing I want to say right now.
KUNI SHUCHO SENMOU GAKKOU!
Why do you say that recently?
KUNI SHUCHO SENMOU GAKKOU!
What kind of SHUCHO SENMOU GAKKOU is that?
KUNI SHUCHO SENMOU GAKKOU!
Yacchan, are you surprised?
KUNI SHUCHO SENMOU GAKKOU!
Please stop it!
I can't stop it!
If you have something to say, please say it!
My child...
Say it again!
One more time!
You call me ugly!
Say it clearly in front of me!
Are you running away?!
Oh!
You said that?
I said it!
You said I'm ugly?
I said I'm ugly.
Where?
On social media.
Oh, you said it on social media.
So you want me to say it clearly?
No, say it clearly in front of me!
Then make a pretty face.
Make a sexy face.
I want to see a sexy face.
Okay.
Oh!
I'm not ugly!
It's all a lie!
It's all a lie, so...
Usa-chan, you're the first one so you can take it slow.
Whether it's hot or cold,
just make it a good day!
That's true.
Just a little bit.
That's right.
What? What?
Whether it's hot or cold,
just make it a good day.
You're talking about the weather.
Yeah.
It's snowing.
Does everyone know that?
Say it again.
Say what you're thinking.
People who donate to street lights are too scary!
Don't say that.
If it's a scary person,
there are scary people, right?
If there's something you want to say, say it!
Just say what you're thinking.
To a married celebrity,
what do you plan to do with your child?
Disgusting!
Ah, I see.
I understand.
On Kuro-chan's Twitter,
it was on the news, right?
Is that so?
Are you dating Kuro-chan?
I'm not dating her.
Kuro-chan, are you being bullied?
I'm being bullied.
What?
No!
Kuro-chan, you're being bullied, right?
You're scary.
You still like women, right?
Someone, say it!
Say it!
Wait a minute.
What?
Do you want to say something?
You can say it!
I'm a gay wrestler, Dan Shogunino!
What?
On March 25th, this Sunday,
the DDD Pro-Wrestling Big Match will be held at Ryogoku.
It will be broadcast live on Ameba TV.
Everyone, watch it!
What?
Why didn't you announce it?
What?
There will be a live broadcast after this, right?
You can't announce it on this show!
It's not like you have something to say.
It's been announced!
Why?
What?
The music is beautiful
Are you okay?
Hashimoto is calling you!
Are you okay?
Hashimoto is calling you!
Hashimoto!
After this, I won't be needed anymore!
Amazing!
That's all for tonight!
Tonight's Dance Night Show ends here!
Here you go!
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
I think it was two weeks ago.
At the end of the show.
Yes.
I went to drink.
It was late at night.
It was over.
I usually took a taxi home.
But it was warm that day.
So I walked home.
I thought I would sober up.
There was a love hotel on the way.
There were a lot of couples.
The man was in his forties.
He had a lot of money.
And...
A woman...
What?
She was a famous actress.
What?
No!
What? No way!
Isn't that amazing?
No way!
Where did you get that from?
No way!
What is this?
Are you sure?
I have the same story.
What?
I have the same story.
The other day, I was taken to a bar run by an acquaintance.
I heard that celebrities and top athletes often come to that bar.
I didn't care and just drank.
When I went to the bathroom, I heard a voice from the VIP room.
What?
I heard a voice from the VIP room, so I looked at the door curiously.
You looked at the door?
Yes.
Then, I heard a woman's voice.
What?
Then, I opened the door because I heard a woman's voice.
Did you open the door?
What?
Then, I opened the door because I heard a woman's voice.
What?
I was so surprised!
I closed the door!
I was so surprised!
I have something to say about being a celebrity.
What is it?
I feel like I've been seen.
There is a talent who is always at the top in a certain ranking.
I named her A.
I've been a fan of her for a long time.
I'm glad to hear that.
I've been a fan of her for a long time.
One day, I went to Osaka for work.
I was waiting for the Shinkansen at Shinagawa station.
I saw her in front of me.
I thought it was a big deal.
I thought I shouldn't talk to her because I'm a big fan of her.
But I liked her very much.
So, I dared to talk to her.
But I thought I shouldn't have talked to her.
Why?
She has the opposite attitude of a high-level talent.
At the end of the day...
She told me.
What?
She told me.
I hated her at once.
I was shocked.
I don't like it.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
What?
It's about me.
I've been keeping it a secret.
Can I say it?
Is it OK?
I think it's OK.
I'll tell you without hiding it.
Actually, I...
I'm a realist.
What?
What's going on?
What?
Actually...
I'm a realist.
Really?
What?
It's really amazing.
Sometimes...
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm catching the important parts.
We were having a lot of fun.
I heard it because it wasn't fun at all.
I heard you say it, but the important part...
The important part...
I can't hear the important part.
I'm sorry.
The important part...
Most of the time, it's like...
The important part...
So the important part is a little...
Stop it, okay?
I'm going to the next corner.
What?
It's over. Let's go.
It's over.
Let's do it again next week.
I'm going to the next corner.
Then, just one thing.
What is it?
To the viewers.
Is that okay?
Camera, camera.
It's a secret.
After this...
It's a commercial.
Ayaka's Vibeshow
The memories of my student days...
There's both the front and the back.
When I was in junior high school...
I was put on my own desk in the school court.
Mr. Okubo was ridiculed.
His nickname was...
Kabako.
Mr. Mitsuura, who was tied up while going to the bathroom at the university's Shinkan Konpa.
His nickname in high school was... Kiseichu.
His parents would sneak into his parents' dining room.
Mr. Kurosawa, who was always ready for lunch.
His nickname was... Junbichuu.
He didn't mean to resent painful and dark memories.
But his heart was not healed.
Let's heal the wound in his heart tonight.
Resonate in your heart.
Be proud of it.
It's started.
Resonate in your heart.
Be proud of it.
The host is Iori Kogawa.
This segment is about healing the wounds of three people with dark pasts.
Do you have any photos of that time?
Can I ask you one thing?
Yes, Mitsuhara-san, please.
I've never been called a parasite when I was a student.
This is the first time I've heard of it.
This is the first time I've heard of it. I feel like I'm being bullied by this staff.
I'm more scared of the present than the past.
Please don't say that you've been bullied for 46 years.
I was surprised that only one of my students had a bad taste.
I've never heard of it.
I was called a parasite when I was a student.
I'm being bullied now.
You've deepened the wounds in your heart today.
You did it because you thought it would be good.
I'm sorry.
Please heal the wound today and go home.
Thank you.
I wonder if I can heal it.
Now, the mascots will sing for the three people who have wounds in their hearts.
If you can sing well, I'll give you a gold leaf from the program.
But if you don't heal the wound in your heart, you'll taste the bitter past of the three of you.
Okubo-san, Mitsuhara-san, Kurosawa-san, are you ready?
Yes, I'm fine.
All right.
Now, let's sing with a loud voice.
The first person to sing is Usa Miharu.
Here you are.
She is so kind.
Here you are.
Let's start singing.
Usa Miharu-san,
Amagoto is Chopin's masterpiece.
The sweet melody starts to rustle
Stop, that Chopin
I can't see him anymore
Lady, don't knock on the window that won't be torn
Don't worry, it's a rainy day
If you take a break, you'll get drowsy
You're finally able to sing. How do you feel now?
I think I was healed because I sang a song that soothes me.
Thank you. How do you feel, everyone?
I was able to say a little bit because I felt like I was loosening up my closed-off heart.
I'm really glad.
Now, I'd like to give this gold leaf to Usa-san, who sang her heart out.
Thank you.
It's a nice gift.
Thank you.
Please take this.
Thank you.
Next, we have a guest, Yuki Yoshizawa.
Thank you.
Please use this.
I wonder if I can heal her.
She has a scary voice.
She looks like a bully.
She looks like a volleyball senior.
She looks like a senior who slaps you on the back.
I practiced a lot today to heal Sunny.
Really?
Yes.
Now, let's have Yuki Yoshizawa sing.
The song is called, Oh My Little Girl.
You're standing in such a noisy town
You're so small and so cold
You're a crybaby
You kiss me on the street corner
You smile at me a little
You gently rub my frozen body
You kiss me and bite me
Oh My Little Girl, I'll warm you up
Oh My Little Girl, I love you so much
You managed to sing it successfully, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
How was it, Chiyo Kisei?
I don't usually sing other people's songs,
but my index finger just happened to be on it,
so I took the cover off.
Thank you.
Thank you, too.
Then, I'll give this gold button to Yuki Yoshizawa, who sang it successfully.
Thank you.
Nice, yes. Thank you.
Thank you.
It was a nice voice.
Then, let's move on to the next person.
The next person is Hanami Natsume.
She looks like a good girl.
Please come here.
She's honest.
I think she'll sing honestly.
Then, let's have Hanami Natsume sing.
She'll sing while listening to Olivia.
I like her.
It's a pity.
It didn't ring in their hearts.
Are you okay, Natsume?
It didn't ring.
How was it, everyone?
How was it, Kurosawa-san?
I was afraid of how to sing.
I was under a lot of pressure.
It reminded me of that time.
I was really scared.
That's what I heard.
It was like your eyes were cut off.
It was like you were blindfolded.
That's right.
I couldn't take it anymore.
It was scary.
Natsume-san, since it didn't ring in their hearts,
can you sing the song of the past?
It didn't ring.
Right now?
Yes.
Please.
It's cold.
Are you shivering?
Are you cold?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Are you cold?
Do you need a blanket?
I'm sorry.
I'm okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm okay.
Please step back.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I think it's better to receive it differently.
I'm sorry.
Let's get back to it.
The next person is Mihiro.
Please come here.
I'm sure you'll sing a wonderful song.
Let's listen to it.
It's Nagoriyuki by Mihiro.
Nagoriyuki by Mihiro
This is the last time I see snow in Tokyo.
I'm lonely.
You whispered to me.
I know when the rest of the snow will fall.
After the season that was too playful
Spring has come.
You have become beautiful.
You have become more beautiful than last year.
Thank you.
How was it singing, Mihiro-san?
I was so moved that my voice started to tremble.
I don't know if everyone could hear it.
I was so happy.
Thank you.
Thank you for singing with us.
Thank you.
Thank you for such a wonderful song.
Thank you.
I would like to give this gold leaf to Mihiro-san who sang so well.
Thank you.
I was healed.
I'm glad I could help you.
Thank you.
You are so kind.
We feel the same way.
Thank you.
How was it listening to the song?
When I feel the same way as Mihiro-san, my heart melts.
I feel healed too.
Thank you.
You are so kind.
You are becoming more and more kind.
I'm so happy.
Let's move on to the next person.
The next person is Minami Kojima.
Please come this way.
Are you okay?
She has a strange voice.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I think she will sing a gentle song.
Please sing a song for Minami Kojima.
The song is Follow Me.
Minami Kojima
NyanNyan, let's climb up
Together with you
I'm excited to see the town that looks small
It's starting from now
My future with you
Heart beating heart dance
I love you
You're so high
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, baby
Put both hands
Come on!
Oh oh oh oh
In your head
Oh oh oh oh
You're so high
Lucky me, lucky me
Never be unhappy, baby
Just like this
Oh oh oh oh
Let's fly
Oh oh oh oh
Meeting you
I feel like I've become something for the first time
You just follow me, follow me, follow me
How was it, Kojimina-chan?
I sang with all my heart, hoping that I could sleep soundly tonight
By the way, why did you choose this song?
It's because I'm in a good mood
How was it, everyone?
The song changed a bit
I was surprised at first, but I got used to it
I was surprised that I could walk so small
I thought I'd give it a try
Please give it a try
Well then, Minami Kojima sang with all her heart
I'd like to give this gold leaf to you
Thank you so much!
Congratulations!
Thank you for coming
Please give your energy to everyone
Thank you for your energy
Thank you
A lot of songs came out
I'd like to move on to the next song
The next singer is Natsume Hanami
Natsume-san, please come here
Are you okay?
Please come here
Are you okay, Natsume-san?
I'm okay, I'm sorry
Please get yourself together and sing the next song
Are you okay?
Yes
Please sing it well
Natsume Hanami's Sweet Memories
You can do it!
Natsukashii itamidawa
It didn't reach my heart.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Why didn't it reach your heart?
It was a nostalgic pain to heal the pain of the past.
Kurosawa-san's face is very sad.
I didn't want to listen to this song.
Do you want to spit it out?
It's okay.
I'll spit it out.
Do you want to spit it out?
It seems that the wound has become even deeper, so can you bite into the bitter taste of the past again?
Mikuchi, please.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
It's 3 bites.
I'm sorry.
I'll wipe your wounds.
Are you okay?
What was that?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Can you do something that will make your heart feel better?
I want to heal your wounds.
I'm sorry.
It stinks.
It's the smell.
Calm down.
It's the smell of the world's worst.
It didn't make your heart feel better.
Let's move on.
The next person is
Kanzaki Sae.
Please come here.
The next person is Kanzaki Sae.
Are you okay?
Please listen to her song.
The next song is
The Door to Tomorrow.
Hikaru ase t-shirt deatta koi
The love I met with a shiny t-shirt
Dare yori mo kagayaku kimi wo mite
I saw you shine brighter than anyone else
Hajimete no kimochi wo mitsuketa yo
I found my first feeling
Arata na tabi ga hajimaru
A new journey begins
Ameagari kimagure aoi kaze
After the rain, a whimper, a blue wind
Tsuyoi hizashi itsuka oikoshite
The strong sunlight will someday overtake me
Korekara egaiteku koi no iro
The color of love I will paint from now on
Hajimari no pe-ji inrodoru yo
I'll color the page of the beginning
Furanai to
Fortune-teller
Thank you very much
I'm glad
How do you feel now?
I wanted you to feel a little brighter youth, so I'm very happy
Thank you
Did you feel this feeling?
I wanted to open the page of the beginning
I think Kubo-san's tears are coming out
How about you, Kudo-san?
The song selection was really great
I'm glad that you sang it gently
I felt like I was wrapped up
Thank you very much
Now that you've finished singing, I'll give you this gold envelope
Thank you very much
I would like the next person to sing
The next person is Kana Omonogi
Nice to meet you
She is a very pure person, so I'm sure she will heal you
Are you ready?
Let's get started
I'm Kana Omonogi, and I'm her grandson
Go for it!
What's so cute about it?
It's a real treasure
Big brother, big sister
I'm just like you
I'm happy when people tell me
The corner of the eye that goes down
Ebisu face
Thank you
We were able to do a good job.
Yes, I played the role of my favorite grandpa and grandma.
I sang for Kayo, Yacchan, and Kazu-chan.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
How was it? The color of the song has changed.
I couldn't hear your voice.
Really?
I could feel your feelings.
That's good.
I remembered my grandpa.
How about you, Mitsuru-san?
I remembered my grandma.
Thank you for your kindness.
Thank you very much.
You are kind.
Momonori Kana, you were able to sing the role of your favorite grandpa.
I'll give you this gold ring.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
You are a good girl.
I want a grandchild like you.
It was a wonderful song.
Let's move on.
Next is Natsume Hanami.
Natsume, please come here.
Good luck.
Thank you very much.
Are you OK?
She is here again.
I'm taking a video. Good luck!
She is a cameraman.
I'm taking a video.
I think Natsume-san has a lot of experience.
Sushi bread!
You don't have to say it.
Sushi bread.
OK.
Are you OK?
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Then, Natsume Hanami-san, please sing a song.
The song is called, Best Friend.
It's OK. Don't worry.
I'm about to cry.
It didn't ring in your heart, did it?
I wanted to hear it.
How was it? It didn't ring in your heart.
She didn't have a best friend.
She was all alone.
It's hard to listen to this.
What did you think, Natsume-san?
How was it?
It's a good song.
But it didn't ring in your heart.
I think it's inevitable.
It's a sad song.
It didn't ring in your heart.
POHH
What're you going to do?
No, don't do that yourself!
No, no, it's worst if you end up hurting yourself!
I'm too afraid of being bullied and you're saying it's worst if I do that!
Don't hurt yourself.
Sorry that I made that expression.
Yasune-san, are you OK?
I'm fine!
Please calm downī
I'm sorry.
The next song is...
Hanami Natsume.
Can I ask you a favor?
Go for it!
Give me a good song.
I'm watching you.
Natsume, let's change the song.
This way, please.
Are you okay?
Go for it!
Calm down.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Natsume, please sing the next song.
This song is called Nagai Aida.
Nagai Aida
I couldn't hear you.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't hear you.
I'm sorry.
It's cold.
Don't hurt yourself.
Don't love yourself.
I'm looking forward to it.
Do you have any announcements?
We have a gift for you this week.
Tomorrow, March 24th, at Abema Video Yodo,
Please watch the midnight live show, Gakuya Ura, and apply for the gift.
We're looking forward to it.
It was fun.
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
I would like to report what I was told from above today.
First of all, Mihiro-san, it was really great.
Thank you again today.
Thank you very much.
So, Natsume-san, I had a chance to eat it three times today.
One bite, two bites, and the last one.
I wish I could eat it all.
I was eating in the middle of the variety show.
After I finished eating everything, I was dropped off at the port.
We have lived through such an era.
By all means, gradually, gradually.
In the pattern of eating.
Goya is.
From the next.
Eat it all at the end.
One bite, two bites, three bites.
It was all the same pattern.
I would like you to do it until you finish eating it all.
This is the variety show in the middle.
By all means, if you do Goya,
I have to show you that I ate it all cleanly.
See you next week.
Let's do our best.
Thank you very much.
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