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I'm used to this!
I did the last one, right?
Kayu-chan, Kayu-chan, are you feeling good?
I'm feeling good!
That's it!
Hey! Are you all feeling good today?
Do you want to dance today? Do you want to do it?
I don't really understand, I won't give you a dance dance I don't know what you want to say I don't want to dance I don't want to dance.
I can't say what I want to say.I'm in a difficult situation.
I can't say anything if I put it on a strong dance stand.
That's right, everyone!
Japan's representatives! Congratulations on the Olympics! Japan's representatives! Congratulations on your 13th anniversary!
Congratulations on your 13th anniversary!
I also started curling!
Do you want to curl on the mat?
Let's get started!
OK! OK! All those bad words on the dance floor!
Let's Dance Dance Fighter!
I'm going!
Rakuten is not cheap for the 4th mobile phone company!
Wow!
You came to such a place, didn't you? Did you want to say that?
I wanted to say that, but I'm looking forward to it!
This way!
You don't know the psychology of a girl, do you?
All right, let's go!
Hey, you're walking around!
You!
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
You're the worst!
Go next!
Go!
I'm going!
Hey! You with the shadowed car!
You don't have to be in such a hurry to get in!
I'm going!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You have something to say, right?
Alright, say what you want to say!
Say it! Say it!
Say it!
You often post your gym training videos on Instagram, right?
I bet you just want people to see your crotch and butt.
Send those to Seffle, you greedy man!
Yay!
You kissed Ryo-kun yesterday, right?
You kissed Ryo-kun, right?
Yay!
You have something to say, right?
Say it!
Mogumogu time? You're going to show everyone you're eating a banana, right?
Who?
Yay!
You have something to say, right?
Hey, you guys who think I'm rich,
what's wrong with me wearing cheap clothes and eating common people's food?
I love eating common people's food.
Yay!
Misa-san! Misa-san!
What are you doing, Misa-san?
What's that?
I'm selling elephant clothes.
You're selling elephant clothes?
I'm selling elephant clothes!
Alright, go!
Go, go!
Hey, Sanryu Director!
The show is over, right?
Yay!
Thank you very much!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Coming soon!
Say something!
How many times do I have to tell you?
I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
Hey, Ichiyo Kamai!
You're dancing your body around the bar rest in Roppongi!
Bar rest?
Ichiyo-san!
I've never seen a bar rest like this!
We're not dancing?
I saw the manager was in the bar.
What were you doing?
It was open again.
Which one was it?
It was open again, right?
It was open again.
Yasuko, do you know what this is?
This is what it is.
I've never been there.
I've been told so many things, I can't stand it.
What does that mean?
Let's say it again.
What does that mean?
Compliance.
Let's go, everyone!
10% of consumption tax is too high, right?
Too high.
So?
It's too high.
So?
It's too high, right?
So?
It's a problem.
So?
10% of consumption tax.
It's a problem!
Who told you to raise the bitcoin?
It's too high!
You did bitcoin, right?
I did!
How much did you lose?
5,000 yen.
Pick it up!
Pick up this song, Oosei!
What are you doing?
You did it, Oosei!
Go, go, go!
I'm sure you're wearing something over your age.
You'll get caught.
Who is it?
Kanzaki!
What is it?
The cream is slippery.
Are you wearing something more than your age?
Is that so?
That's right.
What is it?
Something more than my age?
Yes.
What is it?
Kanzaki, you have a Burkin.
Burkin!
You can't have something more than your age.
That's right.
You haven't had it yet.
Yeah!
Are you ready?
We have to put a bag in the convenience store!
You are the good-for-nothing!
Yas!
Is there something else you want to say?
Say it!
Did you say it?
Hey, Ashita!
Kirara, you're the leader, so you get a point too!
You're so mean!
You're so fast!
Are you okay?
No!
Pulse Kei-pon! Pulse Kei-pon!
You're so fast!
You should have said something that you didn't say!
Go! Go! Go!
Natsume, you didn't say anything!
I've chosen a face-to-face partner,
so it's only natural that I was rejected!
A face-to-face partner is what life is about!
Who? Who? Who?
Who? Who?
You should have said something that you didn't say!
Who? Who?
Who are you?
Who?
Who are you?
Me?
Who are you?
Me? I'm...
Who are you? Who are you?
Who are you?
I'm Yuuko Hotegao.
You're not Yuuko Hotegao!
Why?
Did you say something?
Finally?
It hurts!
Shut up!
I don't want to make a loud voice!
I made my debut with a leak of urine the other day.
If I make a loud voice, my urine will leak!
Dance! Dance! Dance!
Is that enough?
That's enough. That's enough. That's enough.
OK! Tonight's dance dance dance show is over!
See you again at the night of the dance!
So, the next corner is...
Yume Kana-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Glame...
See you again!
Here you are!
Let's play Ume-Kanaze!
What should I play?
Who should I start with?
This is...
Maeba.
This is...Kawakami-san.
This is...
Oh!
There is someone who is glaring at me.
This is...
Kirara-san.
Shall I start?
Nishi-Mogurayama. Higashi-Kirarayama.
Good!
Let's start!
Look at each other!
Hakihoi! Nogotta! Nogotta! Nogotta! Mogutta! Mogutta! Shikitta! Shikitta!
Mometa! Mometa! Kawakami-Mometa! Jousoubuto- Mometa!
Naita! Naita! Naitesuneta!
Okorareta! Okorareta!
Soshite Otonashikunatta!
Next is Kirarayama!
Tsukatta! Tsukatta! Kane-otsukatta!
Yowasobi! Yowasobi! Abema-Yori-Yowasobi!
Ijitta! Ijitta!
Torareta! Torareta! Yabaino! Torareta!
Ponkotsu! Ponkotsu! Koshi-Oitameta!
Yasunda! Yasunda! Raibou-Yasunda!
Bentou-De-Gobakashita!
The winner is Kirarayama!
The winner is Mangurigaeshi!
Let's move on to the next game!
There is a chubby person here!
Who is this?
It's Tsubu-chan!
There is a person who just came back from shopping!
Who is this?
Is this Yuki-chan?
Yoshizawa Yuki-chan!
Look at each other!
They are good friends!
Look at each other!
Let's go!
Look at each other!
Let's go!
There is a person left!
He drank!
He drank until the morning!
His voice went down!
He flew!
He flew to Thailand!
He is a good person!
He is strict!
Tsubu-san!
He is ugly!
Karakon!
He is ugly, but he is Karakon!
He is ugly, but he is Instagram!
He danced!
He is good at dancing!
2 months is not allowed!
The winner is Busu-no-yama!
Sorry.
Tana-chan, what are you doing?
What's wrong?
We are in the middle of the show.
Why did you come here alone?
I wanted to play.
You wanted to play alone.
Can I go to the next corner?
The next corner will start.
The next corner is...
Yasuko Mitsuura's way to sex.
Are you okay?
I'll take you.
Let's meet.
Yasuko Mitsuura's way to sex.
This is the third time.
This is the corner that started for Mitsuura-san.
It's a corner where everyone can teach Mitsuura- san how to have sex.
It's not a joke corner.
We want you to have sex and become beautiful and healthy.
Are you ready?
Yes.
What's wrong?
Kawakami.
Why did you take off the cream on your face?
You should have put it on your face like Mihiro.
You can't do that.
You should have put it on your face like Mihiro.
I'm sorry.
You should have put it on your face like Mihiro.
I'm sorry.
You should have put it on your face like Mihiro.
Why did you take it off?
I'll come back to this corner.
You should have put it on your face like Mihiro.
I'm wearing a cream.
You should have put it on your face like Mihiro.
She is apologizing.
You should have put it on your face like Mihiro.
I'm sorry.
What are you going to do next?
I'm going to put it on my face like Mihiro.
Please put on the cream.
Please eat the sponge.
If you like, please eat it.
While eating it.
Please bring it home.
That's good.
Mitsuya-san, are you ready to take notes?
Please take notes.
Then...
What's wrong?
Nice to meet you.
What are you doing?
Don't fight! What's wrong?
What's wrong?
No!
Eat! It's good to eat!
It's good to eat, so don't hit each other!
No!
Everyone, please show your support!
To Mitsuura-san, this year...
Let's go back!
To Mitsuura-san, this year...
Let's have sex!
Let's do our best!
This is the third time, but this time it's the two of you.
I'm Mita, a teacher.
I'm Matsuoka, also a teacher.
I don't know about Mita, but can you teach us, Matsuoka?
I do what I have to do.
When was the last time you had sex?
About a month ago.
I see.
By the way, Mitsura-san, have you found a man who makes you feel good?
I haven't found one yet.
That's what I thought.
I didn't expect that.
First of all, we would like you to feel the touch of a man.
This time, we would like to introduce you to a women's style.
I want to know.
You want to know? Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
It's a women's style.
You can feel good with money.
Is your mouth hard?
Of course, it's okay.
Mitsura-san, women's style is not only for men.
It's for men, too.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
You are popular.
You don't have to do it.
We had an experience at a women's style shop the other day.
There is a VTR, so please watch it.
VTR SEX
Good evening, everyone.
This time, we would like to report the women's style as the first step towards Mitsura-san's sex.
It's my first time.
This time, we experienced a sex massage for women.
First, make a reservation at the shop you want to ask.
You can make a reservation by phone or e-mail.
If you are interested, you can apply for it.
You can come to the designated place such as a hotel or home.
Did you make a reservation?
Yes, we did.
This time, we made a reservation at a hotel.
But, there is only one woman I want to call.
What kind of person is she?
What's wrong?
She's just a normal guy.
Nice to meet you.
This time, I called the 23-year-old Nagisa from the secret base in Tokyo.
By the way, she is the number one.
I like Ryuji, too.
Do you like Ryuji?
There are so many cool people.
What is the style for women?
As you can imagine, I want to satisfy women's sex.
So, I want to satisfy women's sex.
By the way, I have a question.
How far can you satisfy women's sex?
I'm a little worried.
I can satisfy women's sex as long as I have a penis.
That's right.
What?
So, you can satisfy women's sex as long as you have a penis.
At first, everyone was nervous.
I'm sure you can satisfy women's sex as long as you have a penis.
I'm sure I can satisfy women's sex as long as I have a penis.
What kind of person is she?
She is in her 30s or 40s.
She is in her 40s.
She is in her 20s or 50s.
She is in her 30s or 50s.
But, she can be a therapist.
That's great.
She can be a therapist.
It's like a dream.
She can be a therapist for 3 or 4 days in a row.
I want to see her every day.
I'm looking forward to it.
Can you satisfy women's sex as long as you have a penis?
Yes, I can.
First, I'll give you some advice.
Can you give me some advice?
Her bunion is in bad shape, so can you sugar coat it?
She can listen the best parts of your vagina.
Can you receive it?
I have to hear it at first.
This is an oil massage.
Maro will start with an aroma massage.
This time, as a representative, I, Mita, will do the massage.
This is a massage using oil.
This feels good.
The man's appearance is bad.
It's short from here.
Do it slowly.
Hello.
Wait a minute.
There is a dolphin.
The lymph is flowing.
Is it okay?
Only the lymph?
Thank you very much.
This is of high quality.
This feels good.
Is there any effect of doing this massage?
It relaxes me.
I like it.
It relaxes me.
What should I do?
I'm embarrassed.
What should I do?
It's black.
Next, I will do the back massage.
I want you to lift your hips.
Is it like a four-legged massage?
Yes, it's like a four-legged massage.
It's erotic.
I suddenly changed my mind.
Is it okay?
The correct answer depends on the person.
It's like a kiss, a body touch, and a full lip massage.
Is it okay?
I feel ticklish now.
I don't know what to do.
I will gradually increase my feelings.
What is this?
I don't need it.
This is a full lip massage.
I feel ticklish.
I'm embarrassed.
I can't do it.
I feel ticklish.
I can't do it.
I want to have sex with you.
Please try it.
I'm surprised.
How was it?
It's too fast.
It's fast.
There is a service like this.
It was an intense video.
I'm sorry.
I will explain the contents of the service.
This is it.
Step 1.
Simple counseling.
You will be counseled on what you want to be massaged and what you are not good at.
It's a normal massage.
Is there a massage that you can do?
Yes, it's a counseling.
You can choose what you want to be massaged.
Step 2.
Full body aroma massage.
Massage from the lower half of the body to the upper half of the body in a hollow state.
After applying a pressure massage, turn your head and massage your upper body.
I usually go to a high-end spa.
This is as good as a high-end spa.
This is very good.
This is as good as a high-end spa.
Step 3.
Stomach massage.
Gradually stimulate the stomach.
Look at the reaction of the customer and massage the stomach directly.
This is usually done more closely.
I couldn't do VTR because of the video.
I will do it with this bear.
I did VTR with my lips.
Is there anything else?
First of all, you don't just kiss your lips.
You also lick your ears and neck.
You also lick this part.
You also lick the lower part.
Is it okay to lick the upper part of the underwear?
There is no underwear.
This is a first-time customer.
I don't want to know this.
This is the end of the whole body massage.
Next, I will massage my back with my hands.
As you can see, I massage this important part.
I also massage this part.
You can love me a lot.
Is it okay for women to be excited and stretch their hands?
It's okay if you don't go too far.
It's a good thing that there is no NG.
This is the end of the introduction.
If you have any questions, please ask me.
Have you experienced it?
Has anyone experienced it?
Yes.
Has anyone experienced it?
Don't you like it?
If you like it, you can choose a date course.
Is there a date course?
There is a date course.
This is the price plan.
Why is Shinya Hashimoto here?
He is a special guest.
He is interested in women's clothing.
Next, please tell me the price.
The price is...
It's 15,000 yen for 90 minutes.
It's cheap.
It's a normal massage.
How much is it?
It's 5,000 yen.
It's cheap.
It's because I ate it.
Is it okay to have a massage?
It's all included.
The transportation fee is also included.
It's cheap.
You can pay the hotel fee.
That's right.
It's 20,000 yen for 120 minutes.
It's 25,000 yen for 150 minutes.
It's 50,000 yen from 11 o'clock in the evening to 9 o'clock in the morning.
It's cheap.
Shinya Hashimoto is good.
I forgot what I was going to ask.
Is it okay to have a massage during this time?
It's 10 o'clock in the morning to 9 o'clock in the evening.
It's 10,000 yen.
It's cheap.
Has anyone fallen in love?
There seems to be someone.
Is there a rule that you have to wash your body?
You have to take a bath first.
Is it okay to take a bath?
You don't have to worry about that.
He's a professional.
It's okay.
Can I take a bath?
You can wash it yourself.
Why do I have to wash my body?
I want you to take a bath.
It looks smelly.
It's smelly.
This is an option.
This is a ROTA DENMA VIBE.
This is a soft SM.
This is an SM course.
This is a shooting course.
Is this a shooting course?
This is a shooting course.
You can take a picture with two shots.
You can take a picture of yourself while playing.
You can take a picture of your partner's handsome face while playing.
The recommended way to take a picture is to set it up in your room.
You can take it home.
You can take a picture of yourself while playing.
This was stolen.
Who stole this?
This is a used item.
This is an important item.
This is an option.
Are there any more questions?
Next.
There are many types of women's clothing.
There are three types of women's clothing.
Do you want to know?
I want to know.
Let's go.
This is the first one.
This is a sexual massage.
You can see the content of this.
You can't feel good without a good pronunciation.
Let's go.
Sexual massage.
Please.
Sexual massage.
Well done.
Is pronunciation important?
Pronunciation is important for sex.
You have to have a good voice.
Let's go.
This is the second one.
This is a business trip.
Next.
This is the third one.
This is a lesbian delivery.
Let's go.
This is a lesbian delivery.
Please.
This is a lesbian delivery.
Well done.
This is great.
You have improved.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
There are many other types of women.
I will introduce them.
This is the first one.
This is a business trip.
Many women are not good at talking to their partners.
This is a business trip.
You can find this information on Wikipedia.
This is a business trip.
You can come for 1 to 2 hours.
This is a business trip.
You can come for 1 to 2 hours.
This is a business trip.
You have to believe this and follow me.
Yes, let's go.
Kunri.
Shucho.
Senmon Gakkou.
How many years is Senmon Gakkou?
How many years is it?
It's about 5 years old.
Senmon.
Kunri. Shucho. Senmon Gakkou.
It's about 5 years old.
Everyone, please look for it.
My parents often go to Gakuhyo Gakkou.
That's right.
It's quite expensive.
Gakuhyo Gakkou.
It's good for your health.
Kunri often goes to Gakuhyo Gakkou.
Let's move on.
Next.
It's an overseas version of Go! Go! Boys Bar.
An overseas version?
This is a bar for women in Thailand.
It's a stage in a club.
A man in a swimsuit and short pants dances.
You can see a lot of things.
I'd like to say something.
You can see a lot of things.
What should I do?
What should I say?
Can I say it now?
A little more.
Please say it carefully.
I'll say it.
There are people who are showing off.
Let's say it, Mitsuru.
There are people who are showing off.
What are you talking about?
Okada-san, this is very important.
Let me say it.
It's important.
Is it correct?
It's correct.
I don't know the angle.
This is a private time.
Is it a private time?
If you don't say it, you can't feel good.
I have to say it.
You can't be ashamed of it.
I'm embarrassed, but I'm doing my best.
Are you embarrassed?
Yes.
Next, you can enjoy the atmosphere while drinking alcohol.
You can also date outside the store.
I see.
This time, the Mascots gave us an idea of what they want Mitsuru to say.
Really?
That's right.
Thank you.
Everyone is seriously thinking about it.
Yumekana-chan, can you tell us what you thought about?
What I thought about was that only the wall would make me pee.
What?
What do you mean?
It's like peeing from the wall.
What does that mean?
How do you enjoy it?
You don't have to face each other.
You only use your shoes.
It's not embarrassing even if it's your first time.
It's like peeing from the wall.
I recommend peeing from the wall.
Is there only one?
What does it look like?
There's only one, but you can choose how many you want.
It's my first time.
I see.
There's such a thing.
It's like peeing vertically.
Yes, it's like peeing vertically.
It's the opposite.
Kojima-san.
What did you think of when you came here?
Compliment, jab, jab, reflex.
What does that mean?
I think there are times when women who work fail or get depressed.
I want you to go on a night like that.
First of all, you praise me a lot for my looks and my hard work.
Then you praise me a lot for my beautiful nipples and my sensitivity.
Then you give me a lot of salt.
Suddenly, a lot of salt.
Does that continue to jab, jab?
I see.
The stress of women who work is washed away with water.
I see.
Jab, jab, reflex.
What do you think?
That's a good idea.
Jab, jab, reflex.
I'll write it down.
Jab, jab, reflex.
You want to sprinkle salt before you die, don't you?
Me too. I want to sprinkle salt before I die.
I think it's a small wish.
I can't make it come true.
Who else do you want?
Kawakami-san, what is this?
What is an adult toy shop?
Last week, Mitsuura-san introduced various toys to us, but we didn't know how to use them.
I didn't know.
A man taught me how to use it.
A man?
I chose my favorite toy at the store and said,
This is good. It's like a trial.
I go to the trial room and enjoy it with a man.
I see.
A man taught you how to use it.
Yes.
That's better.
Asuka-san, what is your DC boy?
DC?
It's a date club.
You can buy a girl.
There is a book.
A girl's book?
Yes.
You can't buy her.
You can buy her only if you pay a lot of money.
You can play with her.
There is a catalog.
Mita-san is on it.
On the catalog?
Mita-san is on the catalog for 80,000 yen.
He is on it.
A man's version.
You can play with him.
You can choose a man.
Is there a man?
There is a rumor that Mita-san is on it.
There is a rumor.
It's like a dream.
I've never been on it.
Is it okay?
You may be on it while you don't know.
Who else?
Mita-san is on it.
I'm on it.
It's called soap men land.
Soap men land?
What is it?
You don't know?
It's a place where you can act like a real man.
It's like a dream.
There is a real version.
But there is no real version.
You can do similar things in the private room.
I want to try it.
There is no real version?
There is no real version.
What do you think?
I have a good idea.
I think it's better to study various bodies before having sex.
I think it's better to have soft joints.
I thought of a body weight yoga.
A body weight yoga?
Did you think of it?
There is a terrible body weight.
What?
There is a terrible body weight.
It's like a woman upside down.
There is a body weight that a woman lifts up and does it.
There is a body weight that a man does it.
I think it's better to have soft joints.
It's decided!
I think I've come up with a pretty good one.
It's not a real battle, is it?
Is there anything else?
Kurosawa-san
Shut up!
I've been talking too much on the live show lately, and I'm really angry.
Why are you talking too much?
There's a lot I want to say.
Shut up!
You don't have to say that.
Stop it.
The show's over.
It's an important announcement.
Can we make an important announcement?
Let's make an important announcement.
Before that, I'd like to tell Mitsuru-san about our report.
I'd like you to get rid of your fear of sex.
Let me sum it up.
I'll say it at the end.
KUNI SHUCHO SENMON GAKU
There's no such thing.
KUNI SHUCHO SENMON GAKU
Where did it come from?
I'm sorry, but where is it?
It's in Gotanda.
It doesn't look like it.
I'll make an announcement.
There's an important announcement, right?
Yes, there is.
This week, we have a special present.
Tomorrow, March 3rd, on Saturday,
please watch the midnight wide show GAKUYA URA EIZO and apply for the present.
We're looking forward to it.
You can watch GAKUYA URA EIZO.
Is there an important announcement?
Yes.
Asuka-san.
Everyone, in May...
What was that?
Everyone, on May 2nd, there will be a live show in Tokyo and Osaka.
It's called Ebisu Mascots 1.5.
Don't be afraid of compliance.
On Friday, May 4th, Mynavi Blitz Akasaka.
On Saturday, May 12th, at Umeda Club Quattro.
And this is a privilege for those who are watching this show.
What is it?
From now on, the tickets will be on sale!
For more information, please access this page.
I see. Please access it.
We've seen a lot of clubs.
Mitsuya-san, are there any clubs you want to go to?
Today was too exciting.
I'm getting old.
You're a little strong.
I'm a little strong, but I'm most interested in...
Jabu Jabu Refresher.
Kojima-chan, did you think of that?
Jabu Jabu Refresher.
Yes, Jabu Jabu Refresher.
The goal is to wipe off the salt.
I think it's good to get rid of fatigue with salt.
It's going to be clean.
Let's all wipe off the salt.
Yes.
Let's do our best next week.
That's it for today.
Bye bye.
Why did you take off the cream from your face?
Kawakami-san and Ishioka-san
What?
Look at Mihiro, everyone was doing it
It's already dry
Everyone, during the commercial
Did you get a towel and wipe it like this?
Did you see Mihiro?
It's really just a little bit in front of your eyes
I only took it so I could see it
Mihiro was doing it properly
Thank you
This is a veteran
Why did you take it?
My eyes hurt
No, your eyes hurt
Mihiro, your eyes hurt, right?
It hurts
But there's a way to take it off
There is
Look, you're already a veteran
Next time
Maybe
It's about him
I think the cream will come next week
If the cream comes
Maybe next time
I'm not with him right now, but I think a snake will come
Snake!
I'm always biting the snake
I think the snake will come
If I get bitten by a snake
I can't take it off right away
If I get bitten by a snake
I'll bring it to the front
If I get bitten by a snake
I'll take it off
People with crazy heads get bitten
So I'll do the same thing over and over again
I'll make them do it
If you do it once, it's enough
If the cream comes next time, I won't take it off
Is that okay?
Yes
Asuka, don't say no
Make sure you come every time
Yes
I've been taking a break for a few days
Why did you take a break?
I'm going to Osaka
Every week?
It's not every week
I'll come every week from next time
You're coming every week
It's okay, right?
I'll come
I'll come every week
I might come next week
Everyone, do your best!
Yes
Goodbye
Thank you for your hard work
Thank you
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