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Let's get good!
Tonight, we're going to dedicate this corner to the world's best boy and girl dancers.
I can't say what I want to say in this world, but if I put it on a high-quality dance number, I can say anything, right?
You want to say it, right?
Hanyu-kun, congratulations on winning the gold medal!
Hafu-san, what a shame!
It's not confusing which of us won and which of us lost.
But OK, OK, there's no need to be angry about that.
Let's spit out all the things we want to say while dancing.
Are you guys ready?
It's been two months since you've been back, right?
Let's start the dance dance white show!
Dance, dance!
Hurry up and dance!
Dance, dance!
Hey, do you know what wax is? It's amazing, so you should look it up!
What is it?
What do you mean?
I don't know what it is, but what is it?
It's the great craftsmen of Nordic Fusion, you idiots!
You're saying things that have happened in the world!
Alright, let's go!
Because of the Olympics, the sales of our company's mail order program are declining.
What are you selling?
Elephant kimonos.
What kind of kimono is that?
I don't know!
Alright, let's go!
Men, you should know how hard it is to organize!
How hard it is to organize!
Alright, alright, let's go!
The president of Koganemochi, even though he's not that big of a deal,
he is still a reckless person who has his own weaknesses and weaknesses.
His self-praise story is amazing.
Self-praise story!
What? What? What?
What kind of self-praise story?
For example, what was painful?
Like, I'm really close with the president over there.
I'll take you on a cruise next time.
Something like that.
I don't have that kind of experience.
Self-praise story!
Okubo-san, have you ever done that?
I'm a little bit like the pineapple king of Ishigaki Island.
That's why every year,
you send me a lot of pineapples.
Six in one case.
Wow, that's amazing!
Ok, ok, ok, next!
I'm not a plastic surgery!
Wait, wait, wait!
Okubo-san, please check if she's a plastic surgery.
Here we go.
She's not a plastic surgery!
That's great!
You've proven it now!
That's great!
Go, go, go!
You don't have to say things like,
you might not be able to get your pension.
That's right, Asuro-san,
you have to keep paying your friends now.
But you should pay them for now.
I don't know what's going to happen,
so Okubo-san, are you paying?
I'm paying a lot!
If you say you're not paying,
it's going to be a problem like Ace vs. Mako!
Ace vs. Mako!
I'm paying!
I won a gold medal in fashion,
but I don't know!
The three of us,
the three of us are running,
and the goal is different!
I don't know!
I got a gold medal!
I did it!
I got a gold medal!
I'm glad!
I was looking!
What was good?
The three of us are going to the goal!
I don't know!
I'm going!
It's big!
I went to the gym and the gym in the third week, and I became beautiful, but I didn't go to the cockroach!
Cockroach?
I'll do it!
Why?
Cockroach fate!
Do it!
Cockroach fate!
Don't do drugs!
Are you doing drugs?
You are crazy!
OK! OK! OK!
Get out! Get out!
Get out!
Go! Go! Go!
Everyone!
Today is the day of the cat!
Let's take care of the cat!
Meow!
Go! Go! Go!
Take care of the cat!
I did it!
Go!
I said it was the day of the cat, but the date has changed!
Meow!
Go!
The staff who told Mihiro to do it in the last broadcast
Don't look down on the members!
Meow!
It's a green staff
Meow!
Did he say to do it?
Meow!
Hey! Hey!
Did Mihiro say to do it?
Come out! Come out!
Hey, come on, Mihiro!
Don't you want to do it?
You're hot in such a hot place!
You're so hot!
Don't say it to the camera!
Say it!
Let Mihiro do it!
Meow!
I caught you!
Don't do that!
I'm not doing it!
It's not you!
Who?
Uso-chan said it!
Uso-chan, can you do it?
Can you do it?
I don't think I need that much poo-san.
One more time, please.
Why? Why?
It was Starbucks' Sakura Frappuccino!
Starbucks?
It was delicious!
It was delicious?
Tell them it was delicious!
It was delicious!
That's great!
Okay, okay! Say it! Say it!
Say it!
Okay, say it! Say it!
Go! Go!
Go, go, go!
The one who's watching too many free erotic videos...
Shinji!
Yeah!
That's a hot group!
What's that? Why?
Because they watch too many free erotic videos and our DVDs don't sell.
That's right!
Let's pay!
You have to watch it.
Right?
Don't make us retire!
Let's make Hinmei say it.
We can advertise it!
What's the next one?
The next one is...
Queen Feratio!
It's Queen Feratio!
But it looks like Mori!
It looks like three people!
The title is...
Mori-san Doppiu!
If you find it, it's in Yokohama!
If you find it, let me know!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, Fujiwara!
All the girls who wear makeup on the train are ugly, right?
It's Mori!
A delicate woman's eyebrows!
The one I didn't tell you about!
Go, go, go, go!
Can I say something?
What is it?
Something that doesn't even exist is on the news.
What's wrong?
I was hit again by an article that wasn't true.
I'm an AV actress, so I'm always told,
It's a double name! It's a double name!
If it's a double name, the gala is going up, right?
That's right.
It's going down!
The gala went down?
The gala went down again?
Yeah!
The new work is...
Queen of Flats!
By the way, what was the title of the previous work?
What was the title of the previous work?
Let's see...
Uncle Sex!
It's not a free video!
Please buy it!
It's going to sell!
Hyper Giri Giri Mosaic!
Yeah!
Hyper Giri Giri Mosaic!
Wait! Can't you go?
Can you go?
Hey, you, the A.P. of the TV station.
You're not a great person, but don't push me to a place where I have no value.
Which station was that?
Which station?
Can't you say?
Let's see...
I have something to say!
You haven't said it yet?
Natsume! Natsume!
Let's go, Natsume!
Fukui is the only one that doesn't have ion!
It's enough to have LPA!
Why?
Fukui is the only one that doesn't have ion!
That's what they said in the news.
I want to say that it's okay because we have LPA!
What is LPA?
Natsume! Natsume!
Please give me information about LPA!
What is LPA?
Can you say what you want to say?
Go, go, go!
An amateur who hangs out with the industry people is called CX in Fuji TV.
Die!
You're in your 20s, aren't you?
That's right.
You're a rabbit on Instagram.
You haven't said it yet!
Wait, wait, wait!
You're having fun, aren't you?
Go home!
Noisy at midnight is a nuisance to the neighborhood!
Stop it!
I won't get off until you stop!
I won't get off until it's quiet!
Go home!
It's true that it's a nuisance to the neighborhood!
I'm having fun, but the owner is a little...
Go home!
It's true that it's a nuisance to the neighborhood!
You have something to say at the end, don't you?
Go home!
I'm sorry, Kawakami.
I'm watching a free erotic video.
I'm sorry!
I'm watching a free erotic video!
Go home!
It's enough!
Go home!
Tonight's dance dance show ends here!
See you at night when you want to dance again!
Asuka Chirara!
You're the leader, but why don't you come to the midnight show?
Go home!
Tell Asuka Chirara!
It's not you.
It's you!
Go home!
If you have something to say, say it to Asuka Chirara!
You're scared, aren't you?
You don't say it at all!
Say it to Asuka Chirara!
Say it to the leader!
Leader!
Don't be selfish!
Go to the midnight show!
You can't lose, you can't lose!
Alright, alright, alright!
This has been the Downstairs White Show!
Next up is...
Next up is Usa-chan from Kogawa City!
Nice to meet you!
Breaking news!
This kind of news and that kind of news!
We're going to cook them all together!
Midnight Wide Cooking!
It's time to cook with the ingredients!
Yes!
Let's call the teacher of cooking!
She is the teacher of macaroni western cooking school,
Ms. Shirai from Texas!
Please come in!
Oh, I'm fat, fat!
Poyan, Poyan, Poyan!
Oh, I'm fat, fat!
Poyan, Poyan, Poyan!
PAN! PAN! PAN!
As expected!
Huh?
You just thought I was really fat, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You're lying! Look at me!
PAN! PAN!
I don't think so!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
I'm not!
Look at me! Look at me!
Teacher!
I'm not!
What?
I'm really not!
What? Making fun of me?
Teacher!
You are!
Teacher!
Yes?
It's a live broadcast!
It's a live broadcast! I'm sorry!
Hello, I'm Shiraishi from Texas!
Good evening!
Teacher, thank you for coming today!
Thank you for having me!
The Pyeongchang Olympics are really popular in the streets.
Speaking of popular, the exchange of the male figure Fernandez is also popular, isn't it?
That's not true.
Huh?
Do you know, Usa?
Fernandez?
Yes.
Fernandez.
Say it!
Fernandez.
Say it 3 times!
Fernandez.
Ferranandez.
Fernandez.
Ferranandez?
Fernandez.
Usa!
You're so noisy!
I want to say Fernandez!
Stop it!
You're so excited!
Stop it!
You're so excited like my fat!
Teacher!
You're so excited!
Teacher!
Yes?
It's a live broadcast!
I have a frying pan waiting for you.
What?
A frying pan?
It's a little weird.
Is it?
So, today's menu is...
Speaking of the Pyeongchang Olympics...
Is it the Olympics?
Is it the Pyeongchang Olympics?
Is it okay?
Is it a live broadcast?
Yes.
Speaking of the Pyeongchang Olympics...
Pyeongchang Pong!
Pyeongchang Pong is nice.
Yes, it is.
Let's make it quickly.
First, put the vegetables and seafood in a pan heated with oil.
I'll put the vegetables first.
I'll put the seafood here.
Then, use a chopstick to make a triple axel.
The frying pan is like a skating rink.
Usa, the seafood is cooked.
It smells bad.
Usa, smell it. It smells like squid.
Is it?
It's your favorite squid.
It smells like squid.
It smells bad.
Usa, can you smell it?
It doesn't smell bad.
Usa, you like the real squid smell, don't you?
Usa's Pyeongchang.
The real squid smell.
What's the name of the liquid?
Ferranandes.
It's a live broadcast.
It's a live broadcast from a while ago.
Do you know the name of the liquid?
When it's cooked, put the soup in it.
Usa, please put it in.
I'll put it in.
It looks like Jampon.
It looks good.
You're good at it.
I'll put Jampon noodles in it.
I'll eat it.
Look at this.
Jampon noodles are entwined with white meat.
Look, it's so sticky.
There's a lot of jampon noodles.
Look, it's so sticky.
Sensei!
This is a live broadcast.
What's wrong with you?
You look like a normal person.
This is a live broadcast.
You don't have any morals, do you?
You look angry.
You look like a fool.
You look like an announcer.
You and Pyon-chan are so messy.
This is a live broadcast.
Can I go next?
Yes.
Sensei, I don't have Pyon-chan.
You look like an angry woman.
I feel sorry for you.
I don't have Pyon-chan.
You don't have to lie.
That's all.
That's all, right?
This is a jampon noodle.
Sensei, this is a jampon noodle.
I see.
You look like Pyon-chan.
So far, it's the same process as normal jampon noodles.
But today's point is this.
We're going to add green chili pepper.
It's exactly Korean style.
This is called Pyon-chan.
What is Pyon-chan in Korean?
Pyon-chan is Korean.
I know.
I'm going to tear it up and put it in.
Even if you tear it up, you can put it in as it is.
This person seems to tear it up.
I think it's better to put it in as it is.
That's good.
I'm going to put in green chili pepper.
I tore it up.
Green chili pepper is hard to convey on TV.
Are you going to put it in?
I'm going to put it in as it is.
I finally put it in.
It's hard to do.
Are you ready?
I'm going to add this refreshing lemon flavor.
I'm going to put it in.
Should I squeeze this?
I'm going to spread it all over.
Is this okay?
That's all right.
Now that the noodles are done, we'll move them to a bowl.
Please be careful not to spill.
Uso, it's wet!
Uso's favorite squid is going to be so happy!
Uso! Uso!
Uso!
Did you bring it?
No, it's just the two of us.
You brought it.
It's just the two of us.
Pyeonchampon is done!
It looks delicious!
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Since we're here, I'd like you to taste it.
Who would you like to taste it?
There are a lot of people today.
I think it's better to have someone connected to the Pyeonchampon Olympics.
Speaking of which, Natsume!
Come here!
Natsume, come here!
Come on!
Let's liven up Pyeonchampon!
Come on!
Come here!
Welcome.
It looks delicious, so I'd like you to try it.
Natsume, here you go.
I'll put it here.
Hold it.
Hold it carefully.
I love Pyeonchampon.
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it?
You always eat the second bite, don't you?
Please eat it properly.
What are you doing?
Does it hurt?
It hurts.
This is the most delicious part, isn't it?
You always eat the second bite, don't you?
Please eat it properly.
It's good, isn't it?
It's sour.
It's good, isn't it?
You always eat the second bite, don't you?
Please eat it properly.
You always eat the second bite, don't you?
It's good, isn't it?
You always eat the second bite, don't you?
It's good, isn't it?
Let's cheer up.
It's the Olympics.
That's all.
It was Midnight Wild Cooking.
Mitsuura Yasuko.
The way of sex.
Midnight Wild Show.
Mitsuura Yasuko.
The way of sex.
Mitsuura-san.
This is the corner that started for Mitsuura-san who hasn't had sex for many years.
This is not a joke corner.
This is the corner that started to get clean and healthy by having sex.
You did it last week.
Yes, I did.
Do you remember what it was last week?
Yes.
There are three types of tits.
That's great.
So, I asked a man I know to get a tits.
That's great.
I'll get it right away.
I'm good at getting tits.
She's a growing girl, so please teach her politely.
Thank you.
Today, we're going to learn from Mikami-sensei.
What are you going to teach us today?
Today, I'm going to teach you how to get a tits.
How to get a tits?
I'm not familiar with the word tits.
I'm going to teach you how to get a tits.
Really?
Yes.
Let's shout it out loud.
Shout it out loud?
Yes.
Here we go.
Please.
To Mitsuura-san, let's have sex all year round.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
I've never seen such a person.
Thank you very much.
I've never seen such a person.
Thank you, everyone.
She just wants to have sex.
I'll do it in 2018.
I'll do my best.
Please report it.
Please note it down.
I've prepared a memo.
I'll do my best, too.
That's right. Let's laugh together.
Please tell me if you have any questions.
I'll do my best. Please tell me again.
Then, Ms. Mikami, please.
I'll do my best.
Today, I'd like you to learn about YUANI.
Is YUANI allowed to swim? I don't know.
I'll explain it now.
YUANI is...
Recently, we don't call it Onani.
Is YUANI Onani?
That's right.
It's embarrassing to call it Onani these days.
I think Onani is a little old.
It's called YUANI these days, but I'm Mikami YUA.
YUANI is what you call Onani using me.
YUANI is what you call Onani when you make YUANI a side dish.
Everyone in front of the screen is YUANI.
For example, if it's Mr. Okubo, it's KAYONI.
If Mr. Okubo is making a side dish, it's KAYONI.
KAYONI.
If it's Mr. Hitsuhura, it's URANI.
URANI?
I don't like URANI.
I don't like it.
URANI.
And there are some samurai who use SUBU to make Onani.
Are there any samurai?
There are some people like that.
That's what it means to mix names.
It's embarrassing to mix names, so I'm going to mix them and use YUANI.
I see.
Can I go first?
Go ahead. I'll leave it to you.
Here I go.
I read the title first.
I'm sorry.
The reason why Onani is good for women.
The reason why YUANI is good for women.
Can you make this a YUANI?
It's hard to choose between Onani and YUANI.
I'm going to read this.
You don't have to read it.
Let's make it a YUANI.
Is it okay?
It's to relieve stress.
YUANI is good for relieving stress.
When you get pleasure from YUANI, the beta- endorphin, a substance that brings happiness, is secreted.
It reduces stress.
Does it make you feel better?
That's right.
Beta-endorphin is secreted.
It relieves stress.
What is beta-endorphin?
Beta-endorphin is like a dolphin.
Dolphin?
It's like a dolphin swimming in your body.
That's why it's called beta-endorphin.
It's about dolphins.
It makes you feel like a dolphin.
That's why it's called beta-endorphin.
Can you make this a beta-endorphin?
For women?
For YUANI.
Is it okay for YUANI to do what I do?
It's been a while since YUANI did it.
She does it 5 times a week.
It's a good pace.
How good is the pace for your body?
I think she should do it 4 or 5 times a week.
How about you?
2 or 3 times a week.
It's a little less.
I usually do it 1 or 2 times a week.
But if it's before my period, I do it 4 or 5 times a week.
It's a good time for your body.
That's right.
When do you want to do YUANI?
I always have a toy under my pillow.
I take it out every day.
You have it in your hand.
I have it here, so I stretch it out.
It helps me sleep well.
Yes, it helps you sleep well.
When I went to Mikami's house, there were a lot of those.
There was a voice actor's box.
Stop it.
It's not real.
It's not real?
It was in the box.
I'm sorry I forgot to hide it.
There are some fashionable goods these days.
Let's introduce them later.
Let's move on.
Why is YUANI good for women?
It's good for your skin.
Really?
Don't you feel it?
I don't know yet.
It's a light exercise called YUANI.
It improves blood circulation.
It helps the secretion of female hormones.
It's a light exercise, isn't it?
That's right.
How long do you run?
YUANI?
I've run for about two hours.
Two hours?
It's not that hard.
I lose weight after running.
Do you lose weight after running?
Yes.
How much do you lose weight?
In my case, it's 2.5 kg.
That's amazing.
It's not that hard.
What are you doing?
If you use a lot of toys, you can lose about 2.5 kg.
It's good for your skin.
By the way, who has the most YUANI skin?
YUANI skin?
SHIRAISHI has a smooth skin.
How about you?
I get an electric massage at my bedside.
I get an electric massage about 8 times a week.
8 times a week?
I can't do it every day because I'm busy.
I get an electric massage about 3 times a day.
I see.
That's right.
That's why I have a lot of dolphins.
What's wrong?
I have a question. Can you get beautiful even if you have an ugly face?
What do you think?
YUANI doesn't have a plastic surgery effect.
That's right.
You can't change your face, but you can have beautiful skin.
You can be ugly.
Who is ugly?
You are ugly.
Have you ever had a plastic surgery?
I've never had a plastic surgery.
Are you kidding me?
I've never had a plastic surgery.
I'm sure you have a plastic surgery.
I've never had a plastic surgery.
I don't have toys at home.
What's wrong?
You can keep having a fat face.
I'm not interested.
I haven't had a plastic surgery for a long time.
I'm not interested.
What's wrong?
I had a plastic surgery for two months.
You had a plastic surgery?
You really had a plastic surgery.
You had a plastic surgery for two months.
I had a plastic surgery for two months.
I was the only one who had a plastic surgery.
Why?
I don't know.
Let's continue.
Sex improves sensitivity.
I see.
Don't you think so?
I don't think so.
I think so.
The more you polish a woman's body, the more sensitive it becomes.
When you have sex with a man, you can feel it more.
I see.
When you have sex with a man, you can feel it more.
I see.
If you get used to it too much, your sensors become dull.
I see.
I want a man to be strong.
I want a man to start with something light.
What do you think?
Don't say that.
I don't think it's necessary.
You think it's embarrassing and scary like Mitsuura-san.
I think it's better to take a shower first.
I see.
How do you take a shower?
Like you're breathing.
Breathing?
Like you're breathing?
Like you're in a good place?
Yes.
Like you're in a good place.
Tsumamin is saying something good.
Like you're taking a shower first.
What do you think beginners should start with?
A chair.
A chair?
A chair is good.
Mitsuura-san can start with that.
With that?
Yes.
Or a bicycle saddle.
I see.
It's good to start with that.
Saddle?
Saddle.
That's a major one?
Major.
I see.
How do you sit on a chair?
Can you show us?
Can I?
You're sitting on a chair.
First, like this.
Are you okay?
You're sitting on a chair.
Take a good shot.
A good shot.
Go for the nice shot.
Then with the chair,
you can go front or bit vertical.
You're trying out something.
Then try out a bit of it and see where it's the best for you.
Then move onto the next step.
Alright!
Thank you!
What happened to your massage chair!
How have you been?
How are you!
Yes, there are a lot of things like this.
Today, we're going to do a practice run.
Let's do a practice run.
A practice run?
Is it fast? Is the speed fast?
It's fast in the first place, but it's flowing.
It's a practice run.
Isn't it a practice run?
Today, we're going to do a practice run.
It's pretty...
I've been doing my best.
It's over, so I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's over, so let's do a practice run.
The practice run of YUANI is...
Use your hands and fingers to stimulate your chest and soles.
Use love goods such as vibes and rotors.
Press the futon and pillow on your crotch.
These three are the main patterns.
Recently...
I brought three of them today.
Here you go.
Oh, my God.
Japanese sweets.
No, it's not.
It doesn't look like spring Japanese sweets.
Here you go.
It's like a mouse.
It's a mouse.
It's hard.
This is a stylish design.
What do you think this is?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I'd like to turn it on.
Like this.
Is it moving?
It's moving.
It's pretty intense.
It's called Iroha.
Touch it.
Do you know what it is?
Do you have this?
It's a good seed.
Is it your first Iroha?
It's elegant.
Oh, my gosh.
Kasuko-chan! Kasuko-chan! Kasuko-chan! Kasuko- chan!
Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to put it on.
It's heavy!
It's quite heavy.
But you can change the vibration, right?
Yes, you can change it by adjusting this.
It's like a mouse, isn't it?
If you want to use it, you can adjust it to your liking.
Click!
You can click on a good place.
You can double-click it.
Yes, you can click on it.
And there's a place to pin it.
What's that?
It's like a pin.
You can pin a special item here.
What?
This is for Koreans.
What's that?
Why are you talking about Korea all of a sudden?
You can pin it in Japan.
I think it might hurt a little.
Are you okay with this pin?
I've never done this before.
You've never done this before, right?
Do you have this, Okubo-san?
I have a small bird one.
Do you all have it?
Yes.
It's very soft, so it feels good.
I see.
It's stylish, so it's good for the interior of your room.
I thought it was a peach candy.
I think it's hard to be found.
It's not cherry-flavored or sweet.
It's good.
It's relaxing just to touch it.
Let's move on.
Next is this.
What?
A brush?
It's an electric brush.
That's dangerous!
This is a brush, but it's also electric, so you can put it there.
Electric?
It's called a Havni.
It's okay to call it that.
It's called a Havni when you use it.
What's your favorite food?
It's Maloney.
That's complicated.
Maloney is complicated.
Is there anyone who uses this?
This is good.
Yes.
What about you, Aomi?
What about Havni?
Havni is...
It won't be found by people, and it's good for walking in the city.
I highly recommend it.
Do you use it in the city?
Do you carry it around in the city?
When you go on a trip or stay at a hotel,
or when you don't have a cord,
you can use it.
I see.
Doesn't it hurt?
I think it's very stimulating.
It's for brushing your teeth.
It's very strong.
You can use it as a brush,
or you can use the back of it.
The back of it?
This one?
It has a good vibration.
Is it better to wet the toothbrush once?
Yes.
If you want to wet it, you can put lotion on it.
I see.
It's a good cord.
By the way, what kind of tools do you use?
Fuchari, are you okay?
Yes, I am.
Fuchari?
Yes, I am.
Do you use it?
Yes, I do.
Fujini?
Why?
It's okay.
Fujini?
Fujini is fine.
Anyone else?
Yes.
Kawakami?
I brought it.
It's great.
It's cute.
It's called Umanizer.
Do you know what it is?
No, I don't.
It's a tool to attract a female bean.
Really?
It has a good vibration.
I'll put my little finger in here.
I'll put it here.
I've never seen it before.
How is it?
I can sit on it.
You can sit on it?
Yes.
You can sit on it?
Yes, I can.
Have you ever used it?
Yes, I have.
You brought your personal belongings today.
The good thing about this is that even if you are a man, you can train and become sensitive.
You can become sensitive?
Yes.
Can you change?
Yes, you can change.
Can you say it again?
It's called Umanizer.
It's quite expensive.
How much is it?
It's about 18,000 yen.
Is it worth that much?
Yes.
I heard a rumor.
There is a very good host.
He often gives it as a gift.
He puts it in his house and washes it himself.
After using it on a woman?
The famous host?
Yes, the famous host.
He is a person that everyone knows.
There may be people who think of him.
Do you have anything else?
Yes, I do.
I also brought something.
What is it?
It's this.
It's fashionable.
It's a lipstick type.
You can put it in your pouch.
It looks good.
You can open it like this.
Where do you put it?
It's shaking.
It's quite strong.
It's hard.
It's a bit hard.
You can bring it on a plane.
You can also bring it overseas.
I see.
I don't think I can do it on a flight.
You can do it on a flight when you have 10 hours.
I also brought something.
It's amazing.
It doesn't look good.
It's this.
What is it?
It's called Mahaperoperonametron.
Mahaperoperonametron?
Yes.
As the name suggests, it's a tongue type.
It's scary.
Please look forward to the next.
Are you okay?
This is soft.
It moves like a real tongue.
It's a different way to use it.
I recommend it.
Is it time?
Did you have any problems?
Yes, I did.
Why?
How was today's class?
Did you learn anything?
I was surprised.
You were surprised, right?
I think you learned a lot today.
I'd like to give you a present.
You did it.
This and this.
Really?
The price is a little high.
You should take one home.
It's better to start.
First of all.
You can do it alone.
Mahaperopero.
Are you okay?
Give Mitsura-san a boyfriend this year.
Please do your best.
Thank you.
Please let us know when you are going to start.
I have a present for you.
Tomorrow, February 24th, Saturday,
you can watch the video of the midnight wide show
and apply for the present.
We are waiting for your application.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
See you next week.
What? One minute?
One minute.
Do you have one minute?
One minute.
You don't need an app for that.
Watanabe-san.
This is quite stimulating.
Are you nervous?
Oh, no!
What are you doing?
Why did you put it in Fujiwara's mouth?
The bottom is really...
Oh, it's broken.
The first one is broken.
I'm glad.
Tsukutama-san, please tell us how you feel next week.
Pelo-Pelo is saying bye-bye.
Bye-bye for real.
See you next week.
Bye-bye.
What is it?
We did it last time, but we have something to say this time.
Tsubu.
What is it?
Tsubu, why did you come out in the opening?
You came out all the way.
I had something to say, so I was trying for two months.
You were trying, right?
Learn that it's important to pull it.
I was in the way.
I was in the way, right?
I said I was in the way, but you pushed me from behind.
No, no, no.
It's the fault of the person who pushed me.
Two months are prohibited.
Please forgive me.
Everyone, be fair.
Not only me.
Please forgive me.
Be sure to bow.
And learn that it's important to pull.
I'll go really far back.
Next is Natsume.
Again?
Last week, you said you were crazy about Mu, right?
Why did you say that?
Again?
Today's lemon was great, wasn't it?
It was great, wasn't it?
But you don't have to do that.
I'm asking you to stop doing things like that.
So let's do more of that.
It was the best.
Thank you.
I just have to eat lemons, right?
You just have to eat them.
Let's stop doing things like that.
Yes, sir.
Let's be careful next week.
I'm still looking for what's going to happen next week.
I don't know what's going to happen until the last minute.
Let's do our best for next week.
Yes, sir.
For those of you who watched the behind-the-scenes talk after the broadcast,
We, Ebisu Mascots, will give you a kiss face jacket.
The keyword of the gift is Irohade Hazamunida.
Please send us your name, address, phone number and keyword to this email address.
See you next week.
Bye bye.