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Thank you for the meal.
Oh, I was really good at the kiss today, but I was good, everyone was good, everyone was good, I was good at Tsuiba, but after Tsuiba, Natsume, what did you say Mugamuchu?
I said that I was a kiss that became a bug in Mugamuchu.
Eh, that's Mugamuchu, so that means it's not funny.
I'm not going to be funny, but I'm not going to be funny, but why did you say that at that time?
It was easy to do, so I put it in, it wasn't easy to do, but I always put my mind to it and I'm going to do it with a sense of tension, but it's not good, I guess I think so, but the result is not good.
Everyone was stopping it, I'm thinking about it, but if I can't process it, I'm stopping it. Everyone is doing a program in Mugamuchu. Don't be a Yasori in Mugamuchu.
Hahahahaha!
No, my mother too, I don't think so, but I think it's better to do makeup properly according to the time.
There are a lot of make-up, really, because the voice of that old woman is coming out, but what does it mean to make that bangs so short? Bangs.
Hahaha!
Isn't that a pretty thick bangs?
You can't suck it, right?
Well, I know what I want to say, but I have a feeling that I wonder how it was in Mugamuchu.
I couldn't go to Mugamuchu.
I couldn't go.
But now that it's coming out, it's coming out from the staff right now, so I came to say it for the time being.
Because I heard that Shita-chan told me to kill it.
Hahaha!
I told you to kill it.
It's hard to say that to someone close to 50.
I didn't tell you to kill it.
That's about it.
I've done that much.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, be careful in the future, and if you can't process it yourself, don't say it.
Yes!
Let's wrap it up!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
If you have seen the backstage talk after the broadcast, we will give you a present.
There is a keyword for the present.
Please remember.
California B-type!
Please enter your name, address, phone number and keyword to this mail address.
See you next week!
Bye-bye!
It's midnight!
Tonight, we're going to give the world-famous dance and boy-girls-girls a new cola!
It's a world where you can't say what you want to say, but if you put it on a high-spirited dance number, you'll be able to say anything!
Sumo, let's get along!
Free! Do whatever you want!
Tonight, we're going to spit out everything we want to say while dancing!
Let's Midnight Wide Show!
OK!
Dance, dance, dance, go crazy, go crazy, go crazy, go crazy, go crazy!
OK!
Go, go, go!
You can't say what you want to say in the world, OK?
Let's go! OK, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
OK, let's go!
The race queen is gone?
Musubi, shut up!
OK!
Hey, hey, hey!
You can't put sound on what you say!
OK, let's go!
I just said what I wanted to say!
If I really put it on, I would have said it!
Next!
Go, go, go!
The director does everything at the location.
That guy?
I wish I could die!
No, no, no, no!
I want you! I want you! I want you!
Let's go!
No, no, no, no!
This helmet is going to be a disaster!
It's gone crazy! Let's go!
Go!
Kikuchiyami is getting married?
I don't care.
I don't care about Misono's marriage!
I don't care about marriage!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Akimoto-san left another quote.
A woman's love begins with a red thread,
and a man's love begins with a normal thread.
I don't get it.
Natsume! Natsume!
You like Tuesday better than Friday, don't you?
You like Tuesday better than Friday, don't you, Natsume?
All right! All right! All right!
Let's go!
You can't apologize for everything!
Turn off the TV right now!
A woman's interview!
A woman's interview! A woman's interview!
Let's, let's, let's, let's go!
Yes!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Pyon-chan,
don't you think it's rude to say it three times?
Pyon-chan!
Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan!
Pyon-chan!
Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan!
Pyon-! Pyon-pyon-pyon-pyon-!
Pyon-chan!
Pyon-chan! Pyon-chan!
All right!
Go, go!
Kajami!
Creators
put candles in their rooms
I'm going to do it.
What do you mean?
Did you go home?
I went home.
And then?
There were about 30 candles.
If that's the case, I'll be addicted to it.
I'm going crazy.
I'm going.
I'm going crazy.
I'm the director who washes everything in the set.
Hey, what are you doing?
You're doing it, aren't you?
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
OK, OK, go.
You look like Sanpei from Hakka Koyakata.
You look like him, don't you?
I can't say it anymore.
You look like him, don't you?
The rich guy who drinks in Nishi-Azabu is
the first song of karaoke.
It's Big Bang's Fantastic Baby, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a lot.
It's a lot, isn't it?
But everyone is going to go home soon, isn't it?
It's sad, isn't it?
But it can't be helped.
It's because of the country.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
OK, OK, go.
Tamori, Tamori, go.
Tamori, go.
The director who always laughs during the shooting.
He should just die.
That's what I thought.
You know what?
It's all thanks to you guys.
He's annoying, isn't he?
He's always laughing when I don't listen to what he says.
He's always laughing about you.
Go, go.
I just want to make sure.
Cyber Agents always touch back in the bathroom, don't they?
That's right.
They do, they do.
I'm sure they're all working.
What? President Fujita?
What's going to happen?
Please tell me the truth.
Did you say it?
Everyone who drinks smoothie is a cyber agent, right?
Do you drink smoothie?
No, I don't.
I'm sure you do.
Go, Tamori, let's go.
Do you still have it?
I'm sure you do.
The director who laughs at the shoot.
I hope he dies.
I'm watching the Pyeongchang Olympics.
Isn't Yuzu from Hanyu thin?
But Nodochinko is big.
SCREAMING
Nodochinko! Nodochinko! Nodochinko!
It's out! It's out!
All of your hair is...
All of your hair is so pretty!
All of your hair is in the frame!
Is there something?
Let's get more eroendos taken!
Ok, go around the stage!
Go around the stage!
You're like a new-generation director!
Is there anyone else that hasn't tried yet?
Ishioka!
Ok, go!
Ishioka, go!
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Go, Kana-chan!
Go!
Go, Kana-chan!
Hakka Koyakata!
Thank you!
It doesn't look like you!
Say something!
Did you say everything?
Me!
What are you doing?
She's doing this!
She's doing it!
Alright!
Is there anyone who didn't say anything?
Say something!
Go, go, go!
Go, go!
Hurry up!
Mihiro-san,
you've been feeling sexy lately, right?
Do you want to have sex?
Lately,
you haven't been doing it,
so you're doing it yourself, right?
Yeah!
I'm hungry!
The noise at midnight
is a nuisance to your neighbors!
That's no good!
It's too small inside here!
No good! It's not good!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Hey, sister!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
I'm fine! I'm fine!
I'm fine!
Give me more salary!
You're doing great even though you're a hairdresser!
Thank you!
Hey, hey, hey!
Sister, sister, sister!
Look, look.
Let's do it.
Go, go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Don't come after me.
Go.
Go, go.
Let's do it.
Let's do it with Mihiro.
Yeah.
Let's do it with Mihiro.
You're an actor.
I'm a dancer.
You're an actor.
Asa?
I think it's about time.
Yeah.
It's starting.
This is bad.
It's a disaster.
You're already a bad boy!
You're still a bad boy!
You're being bullied!
Alright, alright, alright!
I haven't said it yet!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
I thought about this when I watched the Olympics,
but I think people who carry their country and go to the Olympics are really amazing!
If I were to become an Olympic athlete,
I want to be a figure skater.
Because figure skating is full of many things,
and it's very moving.
And...
I've been thinking recently...
Recently...
Recently, I think...
I think people who have a beard live alone.
What is that?
Shut up!
You're already a bad boy!
Did everyone say it?
Say it!
Alright, alright, alright!
You're already a bad boy!
Say it!
Makko, don't just show your belly!
You're already a bad boy!
You don't look like you're having a good time.
Don't just show your belly!
Everyone!
Metro-san!
What's up?
This is bad.
What's up, Shibuya?
I'm coming!
Please have a meeting in the conference room!
It's okay!
Look! The result is like this!
Is this the result?
That's right!
Don't just show your belly!
It's already the worst!
You're the worst!
Mako!
You're not worthy of the ex-husband!
You're not worthy of the ex-husband.
Say what you want to say!
I'm divorced.
Give me the custody!
You're not worthy of the ex-husband.
It's no good, isn't it?
The world is like this, isn't it?
This is how it's done, right?
That's all for the Midnight Dance Dance Wide Show!
Next up is the new segment, Shiraishi-san, Tamari- san, please!
Let's go!
This is the new segment, Midnight Wide Cooking!
In this segment, we'll be cooking the ingredients for the Wide Show!
The first dish we'll be introducing is Furin Horoniga Ramen!
What kind of menu is this?
This is a ramen that we'd like everyone to try during the Midnight Dance Show!
Let's get cooking!
First, we'll be boiling the furin
We'll put the furin in a boiling pot
And we'll put the kanmen in
Ok
I'll put it in
Look at this, this shrunken kanmen
Can you see it?
This shrunken one
While looking at that woman's cheek
While looking at it, the man
While looking at that woman's cheek, he's squinting his face
While looking at it, he's squinting his face, he's squinting his face
He's spinning around in the hot water
As if the kanmen is shrinking
The man is looking at the woman
And he's doing this
Look at this white, this white
White
It's a live broadcast
Live broadcast?
Yes, it's a live broadcast
Sorry, it's a bit hot
We'll loosen the kanmen
Next, we'll put in the soup base
This is the soup base
As if the night is coming
That's right
Gently, from the top
We'll scatter it
You can put in as much as you like
Depending on the condition of the day
The color, the hardness, the thickness
The stickiness
The fire is a bit strong
I have a lot of irritation like this fire
I don't know what it's like to be a prince
I can't become friends
I don't know what it's like to be a prince
It's like this
In the hot water
The woman's hair is like this
Shiraishi-san?
Yes
It's a live broadcast
Sorry, sorry
Continuing on
Next, the egg
Gently break the egg
First, gently knock on the edge of the bowl
Like knocking on the back of your underwear
Crack it
Crack
Ah, it cracked
Of course it will crack
I dropped it from the height
I'll mix it lightly
It's so hard
It doesn't mix at all
Did she store it for 3 days?
It's so thick
For that woman
She endured for 3 days
Even though she didn't give it to me
You're going to break the egg
Yes
I'll break it gently
Ah, look
It's falling
Wow, it's flowing
It's so thick and long
Shiraisu-san?
It's flowing so much
Shiraisu-san?
It's flowing so much
It's from the nose
Shiraisu-san?
It's flowing so much
Shiraisu-san?
It's flowing so much
Shiraisu-san?
This is live
I'm sorry
Please do it right
I'll mix it
And add some green onion if you like
Add some green onion and accent with the chikurin color
It's easier to cook the green onions quickly, so add as much as you like.
Itadakimasu.
It's expensive.
Yes, it is.
But I think it's more expensive than the transportation fee for that woman.
I don't know how much this is.
So far, it's been a normal ramen process.
From now on, I'm going to add a point!
Ta-da!
I'm going to add a thinly sliced leek.
This is a leek.
Cut it into bite-sized pieces.
And by adding a bitter flavor,
we will add a feeling that we are a little bitter.
Finally, I'm going to put this in here and cook it a little.
By doing this, the hardness will be softened and the bitterness will be suppressed.
It looks delicious.
I'd like to move it to this bowl right away.
I'd like you to put it in gently so that it doesn't stick.
Look at this beautiful surface.
I feel very edgy.
I can't see the noodles coming out and going in.
Ms. Shiraishi!
This is a live broadcast.
And this is ramen.
It's going to grow, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Finally, I'm going to add the soup and make the bitterness stand out.
This is the point of the day.
It's done.
It's Furin Horoniga Ramen.
It looks delicious.
I'd like you to try it.
I'd like the person who looks the most like Furin to eat it.
Who is it?
Is there anyone who looks like Furin?
I'm a little worried about one person.
It's Ms. Natsume.
Ms. Natsume!
She usually looks quiet.
I heard that she was doing something.
Let's have Ms. Natsume eat it.
Ms. Natsume, please come here.
It looks delicious.
It's ramen.
It looks delicious.
It's better to eat ramen while it's hot.
It's okay. It's boiling.
There are eggs in it.
It's bright red.
I'm going to eat this.
Let's eat it.
Ms. Natsume.
Is it okay?
Don't pretend to be Furin.
We don't have time.
Don't pretend to be Furin.
Please eat it.
It looks delicious.
Please eat it.
Is it delicious?
It looks delicious.
Let's eat this part.
What's wrong?
It looks delicious.
Please eat it.
It looks delicious.
Please eat it.
It looks delicious.
What's wrong?
It's cold, isn't it?
How does it taste?
It's delicious.
It was wine cooking.
Midnight wine show.
Next is a new corner.
YASUKO MITSUURA's way to sex.
This corner was created to help MITSUURA who has not had sex for many years.
We have professionals here.
Please learn from them.
It's a shame to hear it.
It's a shame to not know it.
I didn't have the courage to hear it.
I don't know the rules.
I'm 46 years old.
I don't want to die without knowing the rules.
I want teachers to teach me.
MITSUURA's goal is to have a boyfriend this year and have sex this year.
Let's do our best.
Let's say it together.
MITSUURA's goal is to have a boyfriend this year and have sex this year.
This is not a joke.
Sex is good for your body.
This is not a joke.
Sex is good for your body.
Do you have a memo?
She is serious.
Let's start with guest Yoshizawa.
We will talk about sex because Mitsuura-san needs to know how to have good sex.
We need to choose who will have good sex.
We can't have good sex if we can't understand English language.
Isn't it too soon?
Aren't you excited?
No, not at all.
By the way, when was the last time you saw Chinko?
I'm asking when was the last time you saw Chinko?
Um...
Was it when I had a personal relationship with her?
Or was it when I saw her at a drinking party?
Please don't go to a drinking party.
Ah, then it would have been a little over ten years ago.
I see.
That's a long time ago.
I don't know about Chinko's recent situation.
Has she changed?
She has changed.
Chinko has also changed.
Today, I would like to introduce the trendy Chinko.
Trend?
Is there a trend?
There is.
First of all, among the things I looked up today,
there are three types of Chinko.
I see.
I would like to introduce those three today.
First of all, let's start with the Chinko.
Here it is.
Yes.
California B-type.
Yes.
Everyone nods, so you can understand.
Let's look at the flip first.
Here we go.
Ta-da.
Yes.
This is it.
California B-type.
This is a very popular Chinko among young people.
It is popular now.
It is the curved beauty like the shape of Santa Monica Bay in California.
I see.
It is the curved beauty like the shape of Santa Monica Bay in California.
I see.
Yes.
This is the Chinko.
You call it a Chinko, not a Chinko.
When I call it a teacher, I have to teach it politely.
So, I call it a Chinko.
You call it a Chinko.
So, I call it a Chinko today.
Yes.
Like Brazilians, many people call it a Chinko because it is open and cheerful.
We call this Chinko Ramos Carioca.
What is it?
It is Ramos Carioca.
Ramos Carioca.
Yes.
Please write it down.
Among young people, this is a trendy Chinko.
Yes.
So, it is not so popular among Mitsura's generation.
It is a trendy Chinko for men in their 20s.
Yes, but I want to recommend this to Mitsura.
Do you recommend it?
Yes.
Why?
It is a trendy Chinko and it looks good.
Yes.
It feels good and has a good shape.
I want to recommend this to Mitsura.
I see.
Among these three.
Is it okay if you don't have sex for a while?
Well, it depends on Mitsura's movement.
Some people like this curved Chinko.
Really?
Yes.
It is popular among young people.
Do you think it is a lucky Chinko?
Yes, I do.
If it comes out.
Yes.
If it comes out, I will be excited.
Lucky Chinko?
Yes.
It is a lucky Chinko.
Don't you see this kind of Chinko?
No, I don't.
I see.
Do you have it?
Yes, I do.
It is popular.
I only have lucky Chinko.
Really?
That's good.
Does it feel good?
It feels good.
It feels good where I like.
Where you like?
It is itchy.
It has a curve.
Where does it feel good?
Tell her where it feels good.
She is asking you.
It feels good for women.
For women?
G-spot.
It feels good in the back.
You don't know yet, do you?
Maybe it is too early.
Maybe it is too early for G-spot.
Maybe next week.
Let's go next week.
Can I go to the next Chinko?
Yes.
Let's go to the second Chinko.
The next Chinko is...
This one.
Ta-da.
It is a C-shaped Kasumi Gaseki.
C-shaped Kasumi Gaseki.
Many people are nodding.
I think many people know it.
It is the most popular shape in Japan.
Let's turn it over.
Ta-da.
This is it.
Is this Chinko?
It is Chinko.
Is this Chinko?
It is Chinko.
This is all I have.
Kasumi Gaseki.
This is Chinko.
Isn't this poop?
This is Chinko.
Is this Chinko?
Where is the end?
The end is here.
Is it here?
I think the end is here.
Is it here?
This is Chinko.
It is also called Oyakusho Chinko.
It is like a leather jacket.
It is like that.
It is like a leather jacket.
It is a leather jacket.
It is Oyakusho.
It is a leather jacket.
You may not be familiar with it.
Many Japanese people wear leather jackets.
The California B-type was a bad Chinko.
You can buy it on Instagram.
I see.
If you meet a celebrity, you will post it on Instagram.
Can I post it on Instagram?
If the person is good, it is good.
Is it good?
Isn't it often in the 40s?
It is often.
It is not a trend Chinko.
Many people were born in the Showa era.
My father is a Chinko.
He is the same age as me.
Your father is a leather jacket.
I can't recommend leather jackets.
Is that so?
It doesn't look good.
It is a leather jacket.
It is not good.
It is not good for Instagram.
It is a Chinko that looks like a small fly.
You are good.
Thank you very much.
It is a Chinko that looks like a small fly.
I don't recommend it to Mitsuura-san.
What should you do if you are a Chinko?
There are two patterns.
It is a Chinko that folds when it expands.
It becomes California-like.
Does California appear?
It appears.
Does California appear?
It comes out of Kasumigaseki.
Is it in California?
It is in the second form.
It comes out of the second form.
It may come over the border.
But it is not an Instagram.
I recommend you California.
What should I do if I meet this?
I will refuse it.
If it's me, I'll be gentle.
What do you mean by gentle?
I'll gently peel it off.
Like this?
I'll be gentle.
Are there people who can't peel it off?
There are.
I think that's really troublesome.
If it's me, I won't do it.
I'll run away.
There's another student here.
If you can't peel it off, do you use scissors?
What?
You don't use scissors, do you?
You can't do that.
Scissors are a bit...
Is there a point to peeling it off like a plastic bottle?
Is there a point to peeling it off?
I'll be gentle.
I think that's the point.
I know what you mean.
If you press it, you can see the real thing.
But if you press it, you can't see the real thing.
Is there something you can't see forever?
What do you think?
People who are in pain.
You have to take your time.
It might be good to take a bath together.
You can see what's going on from the bath.
Do you get blisters?
It might be blisters, but it's not easy to peel it off.
Isn't it a bit of a soap?
I think it's good.
Soap.
It's supposed to be a mother's job.
If you peel it off when you're a teenager, it'll come off smoothly.
If you're an adult, your skin will stick together.
Sometimes you need surgery.
It's better not to do it.
I'm sure they're proud of it.
That's right.
It's embarrassing to be in pain.
I'd like to go to the doctor with you.
I'd like to go to the doctor.
If you meet someone like that, be nice to them.
Let's move on to the third one.
Here it is.
Himura-type.
If you look at it from a distance, it looks like Himura-san.
If you look at it closely, it's Chinco.
That's Himura-type.
It looks like Himura-san.
I think it's Himura-san.
There's another name for this.
This type has a little bit of a hidden ball.
We call it Tama-home.
It's like Keishi Takamine.
It's Tama-home.
It's thick and short.
I recommend this.
I think it's up to Mitsura-san.
Don't you recommend it?
I don't recommend it.
It has a special shape.
It's up to Mitsura-san.
If it feels good, it's good.
The first impact is big.
It's thick.
You might be surprised.
If you like thick and short, that's fine.
You don't know what you like yet.
It's up to Mitsura-san.
I think it's good to do it when you meet someone like this.
I see.
Try it.
Do you have any questions?
Among the three.
It's good to have Chinco like this.
Have you ever met Chinco like this?
Do you have these three patterns?
Is there a thinner one?
I've met someone who has the same size as my pinky.
I see.
It was my first time.
I didn't have the courage to refuse.
How was it?
I didn't feel like I was possessed.
I was possessed.
I felt like I was possessed.
I left immediately.
I haven't contacted anyone since then.
If you haven't had sex for a while, it's good to start with this size.
I think it's too small.
If you're not used to it, it's good.
I see.
I did some research.
I looked up the average size of Japanese men.
The length is 13 cm.
The diameter is 3.5 cm.
There is a measure here.
Is it Heijouji?
Heijouji.
Which is it?
13 is Bokki, isn't it?
It's Bokki.
Do you understand?
It's Bokki.
It's a measure.
This is 13 cm.
It's common.
Is it average?
The diameter is 3.5 mm.
It's not bad.
The diameter is 3.5 mm.
It's about this.
Is it average?
It's the average thickness.
Is it like this?
It's common.
I did another research.
Do you know the size of the world's largest chinko?
The world's largest?
It's big.
It's about 24 cm.
The average is 13 cm.
It's about 8 cm.
I did another research.
The Mexican who has the world's largest chinko is Roberto Esquivel Cabrera.
It's big.
It's 48.2 cm.
48.2 cm.
Will it come out if I wear short sleeves?
No.
I got a video of the chinko.
Let's show it to Mitsuru-san and Okubo-san.
I want to see it.
How do you take a video?
I'm wearing pants.
Is there anything here?
It's different.
I was surprised.
Are you kidding?
It seems to have three legs.
It's on the knees.
I want to see it.
It's on the knees.
It's a big chinko.
How does Okubo-san feel?
It's normal size.
It's normal.
This is amazing.
Do you want to experience this?
No, no, no, no.
I have one.
What?
I have one.
How big is it?
It's from Las Vegas.
It's 32.5 cm.
What?
It's this big.
There are people who are right-footed and left- footed.
It's about which one is more comfortable.
It doesn't fit in this part.
That's right.
You have to put it in your pants.
Ms. Nakaburira is left-footed.
That's right.
That's amazing.
It's big.
That's amazing.
By the way, people who are right-footed and left- footed are called Nadasoso.
Really?
That's right.
Nadasoso.
That's right.
Nadasoso.
It's a famous song.
Nadasoso.
It's a famous song.
Nadasoso.
You don't have to memorize it.
Thank you, Ms. Nakaburira.
Thank you.
We learned a lot.
I hope it was helpful.
We have one more lesson today.
Next is Ms. Kawakami.
Thank you.
Ms. Kawakami has a lot of experience.
That's right.
Please teach Ms. Itsura.
What lesson is it?
I'll teach you how to kiss.
That's good.
Kissing is good?
Kissing is good.
You need to know how to kiss.
Kissing is good.
I want to kiss.
Do you want to kiss?
I want to kiss.
That's right.
Kissing feels the best.
Did you hear that?
Mr. Yahagi said that.
Mr. Yahagi.
Mr. Yahagi said kissing feels the best.
There are several types of kissing.
Ms. Itsura, please teach us the typical form of kissing.
The typical form?
Kissing?
Yes.
Please take a note of it.
I'll teach you the first one.
Pumping kiss.
Do you understand, Ms. Itsura?
What is pumping?
Is it something like this?
That's right.
It's like the pumping brake of a car.
It's a kiss that repeats many times.
That's good.
I like it.
In another name, it's a bird kiss.
I like it.
It's like this.
That's good.
It's cute.
If you do it to a man, he will be happy.
Will he be happy?
That's right.
If I were a man, I would say,
What are you talking about?
Let me do it.
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
I see.
It's here.
Is it okay, Ms. Takami?
I'll do it here.
Pumping kiss.
Don't call me a fool when I say that men joke a lot.
Ms. Takami, what are you doing?
It's good.
It's like this.
Pumping kiss.
It's better to do it at least three times.
At least three times.
Pumping kiss.
It's good for communication.
I see.
It's good.
It's cute.
I see.
I don't hate it.
Do you want to try it?
Do you want to do it?
Is it too early?
It's too early.
Don't push yourself too hard.
You'll hate it.
I'll throw up.
Let's move on to the next kiss.
The next kiss is...
The previous kiss was a pumping kiss.
The next kiss is...
Massage kiss.
Here it is.
It's hard to see because of the picture.
It's like a foreign kiss.
It's a light American kiss.
It's like a greeting.
When you shake hands with Japanese people,
you kiss them casually.
What do you call it?
You say, I love you.
I'll show you again.
I love you today.
I'll show you again.
I think this is the easiest way to use it.
Good morning!
Do you have a handkerchief?
Do you want to take the train?
Don't forget your lunch box!
That's amazing.
You can use it in your daily life.
That's right.
You can use it anywhere.
Do you have to open it?
Yes.
It's important to make a sound.
Did you inhale it at the end?
I inhaled it.
How do you make a sound?
Good morning!
Do you have a handkerchief?
That's amazing.
That's a lot of space.
Do you want to practice?
The sound is important.
How do you make a sound?
Do you make a sound when you hear it?
That's right.
Do you have a handkerchief?
That's a good sound.
Did you make a sound?
I did it myself.
You can't do that.
You have to make a sound with your lips.
That's right.
Do you have a handkerchief?
I don't make a sound.
You don't make a sound.
I make a sound when I open it.
You don't make a sound.
I think I'm good at it.
We don't have much time left.
If you have anything you want to tell us about KISS, please tell us now.
Ichigaya?
I want you to do a drill-chew.
Drill-chew?
Is it faster to do it yourself?
Drill-chew?
Can I do it myself?
Imagine this is your partner.
Drill-chew?
That's intense.
It's best if you can put your tongue in it.
It won't explode.
It's a high degree of drill-chew.
I think it would be great if you could do it at a high degree of drill-chew.
Is there anyone else?
Ako.
I want to do a drill-chew.
Drill-chew?
There is a light one called chu-chu.
I want to put my tongue in it.
Drill-chew?
Yes.
Drill-chew!
She ate it!
It looks good.
Do you like it?
I thought it went in.
That's good.
Is there anything else?
Let's start with Mihiro.
For me, it's not about technique.
When I open the door, I kiss in 2 seconds.
When you open the door, you kiss in 2 seconds?
Yes.
Right now, I'm kissing.
With momentum?
That's right.
If it's this pattern, there's a possibility that it'll be a silent kiss.
Silent kiss?
That's right.
Silent kiss?
I thought you were going to compliment me, but you got angry.
Silent kiss?
What kind of kiss is that?
I want to see a silent kiss.
Let's kill her.
When you open the door, you kiss in 2 seconds.
Then, you kiss in a silent kiss.
That's right.
I see.
That's good.
Is there anything else?
Let's start with Shouko.
For me, it's a jumping kiss.
Jumping kiss?
That's right.
Good morning!
You can do something like that?
Does that work?
You can do something like that?
That's right.
You can do it?
You can say it again?
Yes.
When I start a date, I get excited.
It's cute.
I see.
It's cute.
You can learn it, right?
Yes.
Is there anything you can do?
If I had to choose, I would choose a silent kiss.
That's your favorite.
Silent kiss is popular in the comments.
Silent kiss.
I want to learn that.
Can you do it again?
Do it slowly.
I see.
That's gentle.
That's good.
Your lips are thin.
That's right.
Can you do your homework?
It's time to say goodbye.
There is a message from Muscat.
Let's read the message.
This week, we have a gift for the viewers.
Please apply for the gift by watching the video of the Midnight Story.
We are waiting for your application.
I see.
There is a gift.
We will continue this event.
If you have a request, we will accept it.
We can do anything.
I want to make men fall in love with me.
I see.
Next time, let's learn how to make men fall in love with you.
It's time to say goodbye.
Good night.
Bye bye.