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Happy New Year!
Please take care of us this year as well!
Please take care of us!
It's the new year, isn't it?
It's 2018!
It's a happy year!
What did you do for New Year's?
I went to Taiwan with Shimizu Michiko-san.
Oh my!
Really?
You went?
We went together!
What a coincidence!
We went together!
What did you do in Taiwan?
We did panchira.
Panchira in Taiwan?
Please don't do panchira.
I wanted to see fireworks.
The fireworks were out, right?
There were no fireworks.
How far can you go?
What did you do?
I went to Hanoi with Ito Asako.
Hanoi?
What did you do?
Well...
Sex!
Sex with a Vietnamese.
It's a free relationship.
It's overseas.
First, we have a present from Muscat.
This time, we have a special present.
It's not a friend.
I'm sorry.
It's a New Year's present.
Abema TV official account.
Follow and retweet.
If you follow and retweet us,
we'll give you our autograph.
We're waiting for your follow and retweet.
Thank you.
Did you cut your hair?
Yes.
New Year.
You have to go with a new feeling.
It's cute.
Here's the first New Year's present.
Midnight Idol Show Presents
New Year Midnight
Let's go home in the middle of the night.
It's good.
This time, it's about the New Year Midnight Idol Show.
Let's forget the good and bad things about last year's news.
It's a good content for the first episode of 2018.
There were a lot of things.
There were a lot in 2017.
Let's go.
This is the first case.
It's about the entertainment industry.
It's from Betsy.
It's been going on for a long time.
Please talk freely.
I forgot to introduce her.
Who is she?
She is Akiko.
It's been going on for a long time.
Is there anything you're curious about?
Off-white.
What?
Off-white.
It's off-white.
What do you think?
But she did it.
I think so.
I wanted her to say it clearly.
I can't say it's off-white.
I don't know if it feels good to be successful.
I think it's really hard for people who remember it once.
You participated too freely.
What's wrong?
You remember your feelings, so you're doing this, right?
You should forget it once.
I remembered it once.
My brain flashbacks.
Have you ever pretended?
No.
Please say you have.
It was a long time ago.
I've dated the latest person.
Is there a thrill?
It was a great relationship.
Was it easy for you?
I wasn't that serious.
How long?
About a year.
How did it end?
We didn't see each other much.
But it felt good.
Shut up!
It's about sex.
Listen to me.
It felt good.
Let's have sex once.
No one is scared.
It feels good.
Let's have sex.
It feels good.
It's disgusting.
It's the laughter of the person who has experienced it.
No.
Let's sing a song.
Let's sing a song that will help you forget the problem.
Let's sing two songs.
Who is it?
This song?
I don't know this song.
My heartbeats are too painful, it's a wide show
I was crossing the line of my friends
I lost my job because I was caught as an entertainer
Our overlapping mouths are a sweet trap
I can't stop pretending to be a man
I'm being targeted by the unruly
My heartbeats are too painful, it's a wide show
I can't stop pretending to be a man
I'm being targeted by the unruly
My heartbeats are too painful, it's a wide show
That's how it is.
How was it, Aoi-san?
It's fine, right?
I feel refreshed.
Refreshed?
The key wasn't right.
Was it too high?
Yes.
Do you want to do it again?
It's fine.
It's fine?
Aoi-san, don't you have a stocking on top of your black pants?
Eh?
Aoi-san, a little...
It's fine, right?
Do you have a stocking?
A stocking on top of a black pant?
A stocking...
There's a line...
There's a line in the center.
Rule change!
What does that mean?
You have to wear a swimsuit properly.
Ah!
The one who did it early in the new year...
Rule change?
Rule change!
Why?
She definitely did it on purpose.
It's a black swimsuit.
Eh?
It's a black swimsuit.
It's a white swimsuit.
It's already decided.
A white swimsuit.
Eh?
It's a white swimsuit.
It's my fault!
I can't show myself!
Please!
Check!
Hey, Aoi-san, could you give me an art wax?
Come on, give me an arts wax!
Arts I x!
Arts...
Why?
I can't do this!
Do you know how to do it?
I can't do it have no more time!
Wink to me please!
No...
What if I don't want to?
Give me an art I x.
Why?
What-
Why?
What does that mean?
Hey, Aoi-san, could you give me an art 好吗?
Show me a little
Aoi-san's heart
There is a line in the center
Akiko-chan, Akiko-chan, Akiko-chan
There is a line
Akiko-chan, stop it
Put it on the brake and stop the streak
There is no streak
Everyone is wearing white, but there is no streak
It's strange
There is no streak in the center line
Akiko-chan likes a streak
It's best to like a streak
You can't find a girl's streak
I'm sorry, I can't see it from here
There is a first streak
No?
Don't sing without permission
What do you mean by give me a wink?
It looks like a streak
It's okay to have a streak
Think of it as a New Year's ball
Next case
Compliance problem
Does everyone know this?
Do you get caught?
For example?
That's not what I'm talking about
We are wearing a swimsuit
The swimsuit is also useless
Even if you show the swimsuit, it's useless
Even if you say that it is a swimsuit, it is treated like underwear
Oh my god
Then the streak is absolutely useless
Yoshizawa-san often sings
I was singing Sex and the Beach
If you sing, you can't broadcast the sex part
It's a song, isn't it impossible?
It's impossible because it's a lyric
It's rude
It's rude to the artist
It's a serious feeling
The school is also restricted
There is no will
There was a time when I was cosplaying for Halloween
I was going to dress up as a nursery school teacher
It was useless
Why?
Maybe a young girl
It's not good to be sexual
It's no good
It also affects erotic work
You can't say the word JK or high school girl
The school uniform is also restricted
Don't say it
Don't lie
It's not allowed
What is it?
I was shooting a gravure
I'm not doing it
It's not a lie
When I was shooting a gravure, I wore a school uniform and took a scene to post
Why?
The school uniform was not good, so I took it off
It was released last year
Don't say it
If it's Aiko-chan, I'll stop
It looks like Aiko-chan can't do it
I'll get caught
Eh?
Mihiro will get caught in this alliance?
I'm NG
As an existence?
Yes
There's a group that dances cool
Yes, yes
That person said that if Mihiro comes out, she won't
Eh?
It's not an image
That group was supposed to come out
She won't come out
Definitely won't come out
Definitely won't come out, this crap
This kind of scene
A big guess
That's right
But it's still good here, right? Chinko's song is still good
You can sing it
TV manga is all about Aiko-chan
It's boring
It's hard to protect
TV people are boring
It's boring
TV people are boring
You should stop
It's because most of the people on TV are doing it
Even now
Everyone's TV doesn't make money
I want to do it more
I want to show more boobs
Do you want to show more boobs?
I want to show more
I agree with that
I want to show more boobs
You want to show more?
Me?
No
I won't show more
In the past, Baka Toro came out
I saw the bath scene when I was in elementary school
It doesn't make sense
There was a scene where I took a bath with boobs
It's interesting
The program is disappearing
The program is ending
For example?
Eh?
It was thanks to you
That's too much
You should say it to the director first
She panicked in a second
There is another
Yes, and we can attack in this order
We definitely want to get dropped again
We officially reject you
Are you?
You can't get dropped
Final episode
You are so bad
We will let you know if it is possible
Who's bad?
Akiko is bad
She isn't
She isn't going to say we are bad
Ako-chan, which side do you want to go?
It was because of the snow?
She's feeling the pressure from behind.
It's so cold.
It's scary.
That person is a bit strange.
She's really strange.
I wanted to be killed.
I couldn't swim at all, but I was thrown into the sea.
It's so scary.
I really wanted to be killed.
It's so scary.
She's really strange.
Let's go.
Let's go to the song where you can forget about the comprehension problem.
Go ahead.
Where? There? Over there? I'll get angry.
It's not there.
Comprehension.
Ice cream.
Strawberry flavor.
If you put it in your stomach, you'll be scolded.
Let's stop bullying each other.
Comprehension.
The season when I got angry is summer.
I'm a comprehension baby.
I'm a strawberry flavor.
I'm a comprehension baby.
I did it on purpose.
The TV is really hot.
I'm a comprehension baby.
I'm a strawberry flavor.
I'm a comprehension baby.
I'm a strawberry flavor.
I'm a comprehension baby.
Your complaint is extreme.
The song is a big explosion.
Don't touch me.
I'm a comprehension baby.
I'm a comprehension.
Gota-gota Kotokoto
Kotokoko-ko-ko-ko-ko
Koko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko
Koko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko
Cobbler
C-o-b-b-l-er
Bura!
It doesn't sound like a song.
How was it, Kojima-san?
I thought I was going to blow away the kompura.
Do you really think so?
I'm going to blow away the kompura.
Shall we move on?
What is it?
I'm eating sesame seeds.
Is it better to eat sesame seeds?
Sesame seeds?
It's better to eat sesame seeds.
Is it better to eat sesame seeds?
Is it an activation of the brain?
I feel like I'm only eating jelly-like things.
It's better to eat sesame seeds.
Can I say it properly?
Let's move on.
Next is this.
Ohtani Shohei's major challenge.
Everyone is going to the major.
It can't be helped.
Do you have anything to say about this?
What is it?
It's cool.
It's cool, and of course it's a two-sword style.
It's a two-sword style, but it's a hat that throws 160kg of balls.
If you go to the major again, I think Japan will be lonely again.
The position of the pants and microphone.
The position of the pants and microphone is strange.
I don't know.
Which one?
Why do you put it vertically?
I'm trying to put it on my crotch.
I was surprised.
What is it?
What is a two-sword style?
Is there anyone who can explain the two-sword style?
It's good to hit and throw.
Are you asking about the two-sword style at night?
I thought I could throw it with my right hand and left hand.
Right hand and left hand?
It's a two-sword style.
You can hit and pitch.
Have you ever dated a baseball player?
Please.
If it's about the past, it's okay.
Asuka Kirara has.
Do you have a drinking party?
I have a drinking party.
Please.
It is said that you are a two-sword style at night.
What do you mean?
Is it good to protect and attack?
What do you mean?
Please say good to stand and good to talk.
Why?
Please say good to stand and good to talk.
Who is standing?
Is it good to stand and good to talk?
Is it me?
Who said that?
It was not written in the profile.
Is it good to stand and good to talk?
Is it written in the profile?
Shirai, you are not a member of Mori, are you?
I'm not.
Because you are fat, right?
I'm just fat.
Isn't it Minayo?
Minayo Watanabe.
I'm not Minayo Watanabe who made me fat.
I'm doing Kaguya.
That's right.
Don't you have a two-sword style?
I don't have a two-sword style with a baseball player.
It's cool.
Let's go.
Otani Shouhei, please say good to stand and good to talk.
Shouhei challenges the dream of a major.
He is a second-class dragon.
He is trying to polish his amazing talent.
He is a second-class dragon.
Shohei, I like you.
I don't think she is looking at me.
I think she is looking at Shofukutei.
Oh, Shofukutei is looking at me?
Shofukutei is looking at Shohei.
Shofukutei might be looking at the yellow glasses.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to Instagram.
This is a popular topic.
Do you care about Instagram?
Is there anyone who does Instagram?
Almost everyone.
What do you care about the most?
When do you get the most likes?
I care about how fashionable I look when I take a good picture.
Shut up.
Why?
For example?
For example, when I go to a cafe,
I look for the angle where I can take a good picture with the coffee in the cafe.
You look for the angle where you can take a good picture with the coffee in the cafe.
Is Instagram too Instagrammable?
Why?
I've been told many times to quit Instagram, but I won't.
That's right.
Instagram is an individual freedom.
I don't like it.
How many likes do you get?
About 700 likes.
When I saw it the other day, it was 15.
Why did you lie?
No, it's not.
It's 15 when it's freshly fried.
Shut up.
I'll kill you.
Shut up.
I won't kill you.
I think Instagram is done by cool people.
Who's Instagram is the most popular?
Who has the most followers?
Yua-chan.
How many followers does Yua-chan have?
600,000 followers.
Wow.
How do you post it?
I post about fashion and make-up for girls.
I see.
I post about boobs for boys.
Then, I get the most likes.
I see.
Do you post about boobs or cosmetics?
I post about boobs and cosmetics.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know anything.
Post about boobs.
I don't post about boobs.
I post about fashion.
I'll kill you.
Why?
Don't talk about Instagram.
I'll kill you.
You can't kill me.
I'll kill you.
You can't kill me.
I'm afraid you'll kill me.
I'll kill you.
Let's sing a song for Instagram.
Who is it?
I can't believe it.
I take a picture in front of a stylish wall.
I'm going to take a lot of big pancakes from right above.
I'm going to have a Starbucks with a cool mark.
I take a picture of Mark and Frappuccino in monochrome.
I take a picture of Daikon-Goji with a processed application that hides the world view.
I'm perfectly deceiving.
I get a like right away.
I get a lot of likes for cooking pictures at home.
Yes, the contents are still material.
This picture will go up a lot on Instagram and yogurt.
I take another picture with the most popular picture I have ever taken.
I put a heart on this video.
This is really a cake that I got from a bought back in.
I take a picture with the right argument.
I also take a picture with my favorite picture.
I sometimes post them on Instagram.
Instagram
That's terrible!
You're terrible at singing.
I'm sorry, I got nervous.
You didn't have a good voice, did you?
We didn't get along.
You like Mipollin, right?
We're the Mipollin generation.
I knew right away that we weren't the generation.
You're hiding it.
I want to treasure Mipollin.
Please take good care of it.
Do you want to sing?
It's a new corner.
It's time for sexy shopping at midnight.
Shirai-san, Natsume-san, please.
It's time for sexy shopping at midnight.
Lonely boy and lonely girl, sexy shopping at midnight.
We will introduce adult products that you can only get here.
So don't forget to prepare your notes.
Let's start with this product.
Natsume-san, is there any food you don't like?
Of course there is. I'm a human.
I don't like bitter food.
You don't like bitter food? That's good news.
This is good news for people who don't like bitter food.
Ta-da!
What is this?
This is Furifurinzetto No. 7.
That's a great name.
What is this magical furikake?
If you sprinkle this on food you don't like, it will change to the flavor you like.
Really?
Let's sprinkle it on this bitter goya.
Goya is bitter.
It's very bitter.
You can't eat bitter food.
I don't like bitter food.
If you sprinkle this on food, it will change to the flavor you like.
Really?
Really.
The other day, I made goya into a tangerine flavor.
Tangerine flavor?
Yes, I made it into a tangerine flavor.
You can change it to the flavor you like?
Yes.
Natsume-chan, what flavor do you think this goya should be?
I think it should be a melon flavor.
Because I like melons.
It's too easy.
It will change to a melon flavor.
I'm going to sprinkle this Furifurinzetto No. 7.
You can't.
It doesn't taste good.
Is this picture okay?
It doesn't taste good.
I'm going to sprinkle a lot.
I don't think it's a good picture.
Natsume-chan, you can change it to your favorite melon flavor.
You can eat it now.
Really?
Yes.
It's okay.
You can change it to a melon flavor.
Yes.
It's bitter.
Please go.
Today, we're finally going to eat meat!
I'm shaking! I'm shaking!
How is it?
Melon? Melon?
What flavor?
Melon?
What flavor is it?
It's a melon flavor.
I'll add some more.
This is it.
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's a melon flavor, isn't it?
What are you doing?
It's a melon flavor.
It's definitely a melon flavor.
Let's add one more bite.
One more bite?
This is the most expensive part.
Let's try this part.
Shake it.
Go.
How is it?
I'm scared.
How is it?
It's a melon flavor.
What flavor?
It's a melon flavor, isn't it?
Melon?
It's a melon flavor.
This is the price that makes you curious.
This is a magical liquid that makes you forget about the ingredients you don't like.
It's called Pringles Z75.
If you buy it now, you can get a discount of 52,900 yen.
It's cheap.
It's cheap, isn't it?
You can get a discount.
If you buy it now, you can get a discount of 52,900 yen.
We will deliver it to your home.
We are not waiting for your call.
That's all.
It was a sexy shopping at midnight.
What flavor?
It's a melon flavor.
Is it delicious?
Let's go to midnight.
It's cold.
How did you feel?
I had good eyes.
I had a completely normal eye.
I had a good eye that I should contact the health center.
I had a very good eye.
Let's go to the second half.
The second half.
Here is the case.
There was.
It's still in the middle.
This is a problem of the Sumo world.
It's a problem of the Sumo world.
There are many things that can't be said.
What is it?
It's a problem of tradition.
Do you have any opinions?
I don't know who is telling the truth.
Someone is lying.
The truth is one.
Violence is no good.
It's no good.
But when it comes to you, it's a little bit.
It's too much.
You can't stop it.
Do you have any opinions?
I don't have any opinions.
I'm talking to my juniors.
That's the situation.
Then I'll come to you.
You might raise your hand.
I want to hit you with my cell phone.
But you're the youngest.
You're the youngest.
He's 35 years old.
You're the youngest.
You're the senior of your life.
You're the youngest.
Your voice is hard to do.
It's hard to do.
Your voice is hard to do.
I can feel it.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
I'll be careful.
Please get along with her.
Let's get along with everyone.
I hope you can solve sumo as soon as possible.
I want to see Muscat Sumo.
I like women's sumo.
I love women's sumo.
Let's go.
Let's listen to the song that can forget sumo.
Comical.
She's good at it.
She is very good at it.
She's good at it.
She is very good at it.
She is good at it.
Is this correct?
you're gonna make it?
See you!
Why not?
I'm telling you not to make a noise.
Why not?
What's wrong?
Did you do it?
I did it.
If you don't stop it now, it'll really go.
That's what it's like.
It's not just the seniors watching.
Wasn't there a second one?
There is no second one.
You said it at the end.
I was told to go.
I'm doing something meaningless.
It's not scary.
This game is scary.
That's why it doesn't make a noise.
If you make a noise, it'll be like a peak.
It's plain and painful.
It's the worst.
It's the feeling of Haruma Fuji.
You represented Haruma Fuji.
That's right.
Let's go to the next one.
Here it is.
This is...
I have a similar voice.
It's similar.
I got an e-mail on the radio.
I got an e-mail.
I got an email.
That's not it.
I was told I look similar.
It's similar.
We did the same thing.
That's right.
We did a lot of impersonations.
We only did the voice.
That's not it.
I should have done it in 2017.
I did such a wasteful thing.
Finally, we can laugh together for the first time.
It took 25 years.
I want it to be more violent this year.
I want you to do your best.
But I fell down.
Because you're a normal person.
Do you have this?
Because you're a woman, I think you'll get a little irritated.
In the waiting room, Aoi-san was using her phone as a speaker.
What?
She was using her phone as a speaker.
How?
She was talking to a man.
She was talking to a man?
Yes.
Aoi-san was saying something to her phone.
What?
She was talking to everyone.
Everyone was listening.
Who was she talking to?
This is what happened 5 minutes ago.
That's right.
5 minutes ago?
It can't be 5 minutes ago.
Who was she talking to?
She was talking to a friend of mine.
A friend of yours?
It's a man!
That's a lower-ranked person.
Leave it to me, Ashi, Meshi.
In the bubble era?
That's right.
Does that mean that?
I was out of time, so that's why I got angry.
Was that a violent feeling?
Yes.
What was she saying?
I wasn't angry.
I was surprised.
Why are you so angry?
I'm angry, but...
I was asked why I was angry.
I said I wasn't angry.
You just said you were angry?
I just said I was angry.
Can I say something?
My cell phone is broken.
I can only talk on the speakerphone.
Stop it!
I'm scared!
I can only talk on the speakerphone.
Stop it!
I can talk on the taxi.
Stop it!
I'm listening to you.
I said I was talking on the speakerphone.
This is an old story.
Change my cell phone immediately.
I'll buy you a new one.
Before an accident happens.
That's right! You're doing a lot of things, so be careful!
That's scary!
That's bad!
That's a good question.
You were listening.
You were listening, weren't you?
Everyone was listening.
Let's go. Let's listen to the song that will make you forget about the Toyota gear problem.
Who is it?
Ah, it's here.
Ready, set...
You're beautiful!
You go now, you bald head!
Ah, that's right.
Eiyaa, this bald head is different, right?
You idiot, don't be ashamed.
Eiyaa, this bald head is different, right?
I don't mean it like that.
Eiyaa, don't make fun of me.
Hurry up and apologize to me.
Eiyaa, this bald head is different, right?
The one who scolded me was the driver.
That's right, it was the driver.
That's wonderful.
This song?
It was perfect.
It was perfect, wasn't it?
How was it? Did you feel good?
Ah, that's right. When I scream, I feel refreshed.
I understood how you felt.
It was right.
Just by saying the words that were actually said, the song was made properly.
It was perfect.
I'm glad that you were able to express your feelings.
As a judge, that was the most important point.
You were a judge?
I was doing this.
Alice No Sensei.
Alice No Sensei's manga was released, right?
You were holding that, right?
You were holding the mic, but there was something written here.
What?
I didn't write anything.
You were holding the mic.
What? The lyrics?
Before the performance, the staff told me to add this.
I couldn't remember it.
You wrote it suddenly.
I saw it, so I thought it was a spoiler.
Ah, you saw it.
I saw it, so please put it in the rating.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you're working hard every month.
Don't be so serious.
You're going to say something you don't want to say.
It's okay to say it.
If you don't say it here, who will say it?
It's okay to say it.
Let's move on.
Next is this.
Ta-da!
Kagoike problem
Ah, last year.
Kagoike problem.
What do you think, Mikami-san?
I think Kagoike is a big problem.
No one knows about Kagoike.
No one knows?
I don't think it's good for someone who doesn't know to cause such a problem.
Someone who doesn't know?
It's a big problem.
What kind of problem was it?
I think Kagoike-san caused the money problem.
She lent too much money.
Lent too much?
The result of lending too much money didn't come back.
Then it's not bad.
Kagoike-san lent too much money.
Kagoike-san is not bad.
Is that so?
But it became a big problem.
I think that's a problem.
A person who can explain.
Truth.
She bought the land of the country and built a school there.
I think she made it cheap with political power.
Because she had the money.
That's right, Mikami-san.
That's right.
I know.
How much did you buy it for?
The school?
2 million yen.
Cheap.
Kagoike-san, 2 million yen?
Cheap.
That's a problem.
It's cheap.
You have to have something.
You have to buy it.
You don't know at all.
I understand.
Let's listen to the song.
Let's listen to Kagoike-san's song.
Kagoike-san's song.
Thank you very much.
Do you know the meaning of the song, Otakura?
I really like this news.
I really like it.
It's a controversy.
It's like a Kansai dialect.
It's funny because it's in the house.
A little bit of Kansai dialect is funny.
That's true.
It's like a Kansai dialect.
Is it the last one?
The last one is a little heavy.
Bye-bye.
Did we have this question last year?
Yes, we did.
We are entertainers.
We stand out with our fake talents.
Yes, we do.
I think we have a lot of them.
It's strange.
What do you think, Kojima-chan?
Is it a bad thing to do a fake talent?
I don't think so.
What happens if you do a fake talent?
I don't know.
How about you, Yoshizawa?
It makes me feel good.
I don't know.
She's just saying.
Are you okay?
I'm surprised.
Are you okay?
I don't know.
You didn't do it, right?
No, we didn't.
What does a fake talent look like?
I've never seen it.
How does it look like, Yoshizawa?
A fake talent is white and...
I've never seen it.
In the movie, it's called a white pake.
It's like a Teleka.
I often see it in the movie.
Do you look down on it?
What do you do?
There are various patterns.
I've never done it.
You've never done it?
I've never done it.
You like movies.
I like it.
I just happened to see it.
I've seen it.
You've seen it.
Let's go.
Sing the song to forget the hidden talent.
Let's go to a bar or go to the dark
After taking the medicine, let's call the deli at the hotel
If you touch your nipples, I'll give you a loud voice
More and more strongly, I'll kiss your nipples
I love you so much
No way, I was arrested, arrested, arrested by someone
I was scolded by the chief
I was arrested, arrested, arrested by a fool
I love impersonating men
Let's go to a bar or go to the dark
Is there a winner?
The winner is...
Eiya-Otattakatane!
Thank you very much.
Do you have anything in particular?
No, I don't.
Only glory.
That's the most important thing.
It's almost over.
Let's do our best in 2018!
Yes!
The Midnight Idol Show is over.
Good bye!
See you again!
Thank you very much.
See you again!