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Farewell, Earth The ship departing is the Space Battleship Yamato
Beyond space, to Iskandar Carrying fate, now departing
If you must return to this place
Answer with a smile to the person waving their hand
The ship departing is the Space Battleship Yamato
Happy Birthday, Shion!
Ah, it went sideways.
And with that, Ebishimasukatsu 1.5's Midnight Wide Show has begun.
As you know, the opening song was Uchuu Senkai Yamato.
How was it?
I sang it normally!
It wasn't a song to change, or anything like that.
I sang it with pride!
You do, don't you? Do you have a story to tell?
I do. My name is Uchuu Senshi Tsukasa.
Who are you talking to?
It's said in the mascot, but...
It's a story about me just singing normally.
That's amazing!
That's amazing, isn't it?
Wow, you have a strong heart!
You don't look upset at all. You look like you want to do it.
I want it!
You're amazing!
I want that heart!
I was surprised, I was surprised!
That's amazing!
Let's have a Christmas party, everyone!
Merry Christmas!
It's like Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve right now.
First, we have an announcement from the mascots.
We'll be giving away a signed Abema-kun doll to the winner of the live broadcast.
The winner will receive a DM from the official Abema TV account.
Also, we have a special Christmas present today!
What is it?
Those who follow and retweet the official Abema TV account will receive a signed one!
That's a bit erotic.
That's cute.
Do you have a little bit of it?
I can see it.
You can see it?
One person can get it all?
It's not one person, right?
It's split?
It's a tie.
Everyone, please follow and retweet!
Please!
It's good, right?
It's split.
It's split!
We'll all split it up.
Who do you want?
I can't take it anymore!
Stop it!
I'll just say it!
I see, you'll force it.
It's a tie.
You're a tie.
The powder smells.
It's because the studio is quite small.
That's right.
The powder smells.
Let's go!
The first segment is the new segment, the Muscat trial!
What is it?
Aoi-san is here.
This is a segment where we judge the Muscat members for their inappropriate behavior in court.
Mitsuda-san will be the judge.
I'd like you to be a fair judge.
I understand.
And Aoi Sora-san will be the lawyer.
I'll be the lawyer.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Can you trust me?
I'm here to protect the Muscat members.
I'll be the lawyer.
I see.
What's the concept of today's fashion?
I left it here.
It's a bulls-eye.
Oh, a bulls-eye.
I'm conscious of the bulls-eye.
Oh, no.
You're half-assed.
Oh, no.
You're an old lady.
I'm an old lady.
Let's move on to the first trial.
The first defendant is...
Su-bu.
Come forward.
A defendant?
She's here.
I can't say this.
Why?
Don't you remember her?
I don't remember her at all.
I like Su-bu the most.
Thank you.
That's because you're both ugly.
You're both ugly.
That's not true.
There's common sense.
That's true.
It's not common sense to be a member.
She's a hard worker.
I'll read the charges.
Su-bu.
She's ugly, but she takes too many pictures of cute girls.
What?
It's hard.
What do you mean?
Do you have any idea?
She's here.
The defendant, Su-bu.
As you can see, she's ugly, but she takes pictures of cute girls as if she were in the same position.
She's ugly, but she takes pictures of cute girls and posts them on her Instagram.
No, no.
She's cute.
She's ugly.
You're aware that you're ugly, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
How can you say that?
I'm not.
Really.
But it's not good.
It's not good.
Why?
She's using cute girls.
What?
What's the evidence?
Evidence?
She's not using cute girls.
I see.
There's evidence.
Su-bu is taking pictures of cute girls and posting them on her Instagram.
First, look at this.
How is it?
She's the only one.
No, no.
Wait.
She's a member of the group, isn't she?
Who is she?
She's Asuka Kirari.
She's a leader.
I think she's cute.
Did you take these pictures?
I got them from a salesperson.
A salesperson?
I got them from a salesperson.
You got them from a salesperson with the help of Asuka Kirari.
I got them from a salesperson.
A salesperson?
A salesperson.
A salesperson?
Yes.
A salesperson.
A salesperson?
Thank you.
Asuka Kirari got them from a salesperson and posted them on her Instagram.
She's using cute girls.
I didn't use them.
It's normal to post them on Instagram.
There's more.
Be quiet.
This way.
That's terrible.
You can see the difference.
Don't say that.
It's a comment.
No.
It's the size of her face.
No.
It's different.
Look.
It's the same size.
That's right.
It's different.
It's not because her face is big.
Her face is shiny.
She stands out.
I wonder if she's trying to attract people.
I'm not trying to attract people.
We went there together.
Did you go there together?
We went there together.
It's a picture I posted.
What?
It's a picture I posted.
Is that so?
We took a picture together.
Why did you post your picture?
Are you taking a picture of me?
I take a picture of myself on Twitter.
You're a thief.
I'm not a thief.
No, you're not.
I'm sure you'll take a picture of me.
Shirai, what is it?
You're trying to take a picture of me right away.
You post a picture of me right away.
I do that a lot.
Is that a bad thing?
I don't think it's a bad thing.
To be honest, it's a lot of trouble.
Really?
It's painful to be taken.
No, no, no.
I'm being brainwashed.
What do you mean by brainwashing?
She says she wants to be taken.
Did you say that?
It's a miscarriage of justice.
I can't say no to that.
What's that?
I think he has the same face as us.
I see.
That's it, right?
That's not it.
You're misunderstanding.
It's a miscarriage of justice.
I think he's ugly.
But that's not a good thing.
What's wrong with it?
You can't take a picture of me.
You have to be able to understand that he's ugly.
You have to get involved with us.
Is it okay for him to talk to you?
You have to talk to him from below.
I think he's the same as us.
What kind of opinion do you have about the members?
It's not that he's ugly.
It's a miscarriage of justice.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do if you have a beautiful heart?
If you have a beautiful heart, your face will be beautiful, too.
I see.
There is a limit.
That's right.
You have a dirty heart.
Don't you want to take a picture?
He's lying.
I'm sure he's lying.
He's taking a picture with me.
I have a picture of Kawakami.
Please look at this.
Look at this.
I'm holding both hands.
Who took this picture?
If I take a picture with him, I'll look ugly, too.
It's a miscarriage of justice.
Kawakami is ugly.
He has the power to infect.
Kawakami is not infected.
Kawakami is not aware of it.
Don't you play with Kawakami?
What do you do?
I play with Kawakami's face.
Do you shave Kawakami's face?
What are you talking about?
I don't shave Kawakami's face.
Kawakami is on a diet.
Your face changes when you become cute.
You are going to start a diet.
If you lose weight, you will be cute.
I have no such thing.
What happened to the character of ugly?
Sukimi Natsuko has long limbs.
She boasts about her limbs.
Is her limbs long?
It's painful, isn't it?
One part of my body has long limbs.
It's painful, isn't it?
Her limbs are longer than the image of such an idol.
Her arms and legs are long.
Her style is quite good.
This is a good thing about BUSU.
She can't compete with her face, so her arms and legs are long.
But it's good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
What's not good about this?
What is it?
What's not good about this?
It's very beautified.
It's like riding a butterfly.
No, it's not.
It's like riding a butterfly.
No, it's not.
You have to divide it.
Where are you riding a butterfly?
That face.
I'm not.
What?
I had been told.
I don't use a color-eye.
You've quit a color-eye, have you?
Really?
You'll be found out soon.
I don't use a color-eye.
You don't use a color-eye.
You have quit the color-eye.
What?
That's why BUSU is…
Stop it.
Kuma is awesome.
I know that Su-Gun's father is a police officer.
You have a date.
You're doing it right.
It's a strict family.
I'm a police officer.
Police officer?
You're doing it right.
Why are you hiding it?
It's okay.
Why are you hiding it?
What's wrong?
Are you hiding it from your parents?
I'm not hiding it.
Are you hiding it from your parents?
I'm not hiding it.
It's okay.
You should be arrested by your father.
I'm sorry, Tetsuo.
Why?
Why did you say that?
It's meaningless.
Your father doesn't like your job.
Who is this?
I'm not hiding it.
Do you remember the smile Iyaia made?
Really?
Her face is different from ours.
Really?
Am I the best?
No, you are not.
I have a question.
Look at this.
Which one is taken?
Which one?
This one.
She said she wanted to take it.
Doesn't she like her face?
She said she wanted to take it.
Don't lie.
She is looking for the angle.
Which one is the best?
The left one.
The left one is cute.
Show us the difference.
The right one is ugly?
This one is ugly.
Show us the cute one.
She is ugly.
She is the same.
Her face is yellow.
She is yellow.
I don't know if she is yellow.
She is cute.
Naomi Watanabe, the queen of Instagram.
Naomi Watanabe style.
She is so cute.
Her legs are long.
It's good, isn't it?
It's just taken from below.
It's taken by someone, isn't it?
It's taken by someone.
I think it's processed.
But you don't process it, do you?
You process everything, don't you?
I don't.
You don't process it, do you?
If you don't process it, the wrinkles won't disappear.
That's right, but...
Mihiro, you're the only one who doesn't process it.
I don't.
Which one is cuter, me or Su-B?
Wow.
It's really good.
Which one is it?
Kurosawa-san.
Kurosawa-san is cute.
That's true.
Kurosawa-san is cute.
Kurosawa-san is...
She's hiding it.
Kurosawa-san is cute.
Kurosawa-san is certainly cute.
You're hiding it too much, aren't you?
She's hiding it pretty much.
She's barely touching up today.
She's pretty much the same.
Which is it?
She's serious about Kurosawa-san.
She's cute and attractive like a baby girl.
When Miku, the ugly, does her facial waves,
It's very unpleasant.
Suspicious.
Can you call her suspicious?
She is a suspicious woman.
What is it?
There are so many evacuees.
Choro-san, please defend her.
Is this annoying?
Choro-san, please shut up.
She is a lawyer.
It's not embarrassing to defend her.
She is so cute.
You don't understand the feeling of a bad person.
I can't understand the feeling of the bad person.
But she is a pro in China.
She is a pro in China.
She is a Chinese.
Choro-san is also a bad person.
Not bad.
I think so.
She is not a bad person.
Bad person like Imori-san.
That's a lie.
I was told not to use 15 minutes in a few minutes.
I knew it.
Let's go to the court.
Please give me a verdict.
The defendant's ugly face is noteworthy.
Therefore, the defendant is sentenced to 2 months in prison.
What?
Really?
Isn't it too heavy?
No, no, no.
It's our fault.
Really?
From now on?
It's a little heavy.
It's heavy.
2 months?
2 months.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
It's fine!
Sora-san! Sora-san! Sora-san!
Sora-san! Sora-san!
What should we do? We have to go to the court.
Then let's go to the court.
Let's go to the court.
Please do it.
Let's do it.
You have 2 months to pay.
2 months is too much!
Scary!
It's scary!
The crime is heavy.
I want to go to the court.
It's okay to go to the court.
Sora-san's defense is really unreliable.
I think so too.
This is not China.
What do you mean?
Don't do it in a Chinese way.
It may be good in China.
It's too unreliable.
It's unreliable?
I'm defending.
I'm not.
You don't hate it, do you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's dirty.
You don't have to say it.
It's hard to hear.
I can hear it well.
It's like a sand storm.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go to the next one.
The next defendant is...
Natsume!
What?
That too?
Everyone doesn't know.
Natsume, come forward.
Natsume, this is a real crime.
What?
I'm turning it around.
What did you do?
But it looks like it's going to happen.
It looks like it's going to happen.
Natsume's crime.
I'll read the charges.
Natsume Hanami.
Comedian.
Nagano and Furin crime.
I don't know.
What?
Takashi is...
Takashi is your lover?
I'm not his lover.
What?
Nagano and Furin, where did you get that information?
Do you have any evidence?
Comedian Nagano, 43 years old.
There is a suspicion that he may have committed a crime.
No, no, no, no.
What kind of situation is this?
I have evidence.
Do you have evidence?
Please give me evidence.
There's no evidence.
There is.
It's leaked.
It's leaked?
Please look at this.
It's a decisive moment.
It's a picture on the screen, isn't it?
I posted it on Twitter.
What is this?
Is this a rumor?
It's not a rumor.
You gave him a present, didn't you?
Did I?
You bought it.
I bought it because it's a present.
You gave him a present, didn't you?
Where is this place?
This is the recording studio of the radio.
You're working together, aren't you?
It's a secret room.
You gave him a present.
What kind of thing do you think a radio is?
You can do anything in a radio booth.
You can't do anything, can you?
You can do anything in a radio booth.
Have you ever sat down?
Have you ever kicked under the desk?
I have.
It was in Nagoya.
It's still there.
It's gone.
It's going to leak.
So...
You're serious, aren't you?
It's not leaking.
It's leaking.
Look at Nagano's face.
Isn't it weird?
It's weird.
Your hair is weird.
Your hair is wet.
It's weird.
It's rude not to see it.
I'll hold it for you.
You can't put it on.
It's on.
Your hair is messed up.
It's not a big deal.
Stop it.
Is it a suspicious adult toy?
You have it, don't you?
No, it's not.
It's a chopstick and a snack.
You have it, don't you?
It's a definitive evidence.
I'm holding it.
Do you have a favor?
You gave him a present.
You got something from Nagano, didn't you?
Yes.
What's your favor?
It's not a favor. He helped me a lot on the radio.
It's a favor.
As a man.
It's not a favor as a man.
It's a favor as a senior.
At first, yes.
But as we work together...
No, no, no.
What are you?
How do you feel now?
At first, I know how you feel.
But as we work together...
He helped me a lot on the radio.
What's your favor?
I'm a senior at work.
I don't have a romantic feeling.
You don't know?
I often post a picture of love.
You don't post it?
Every time.
You don't post it?
What's your favor?
Don't say it.
What's your favor?
He likes entertainers.
No, no, no.
Takashi from Tragic Angel.
No, no, no.
He's your friend.
There are many entertainers.
If you work together, you get along well.
That's not true.
You can say it.
I don't post it.
White.
We don't get along.
What's your favor?
I don't post it.
You don't post it?
I don't post it.
I'm listening to you.
Is there anything you don't post?
You don't help me at all.
Aoi?
I don't post it.
If you did, you wouldn't post it.
It's the opposite.
What's your favor?
Sora, how much do you get paid?
I don't know.
How much do you get paid?
What?
How much do you get paid?
Do you get paid in cash?
I don't get paid in cash.
Let's call Nagano and ask her.
Let's do that.
Let's ask her.
Let's go.
Who's going to ask her?
I'm not.
I'll ask her.
What?
Nagano's name is written as Lassen.
If you don't write Lassen, you won't know.
I don't know.
Hello.
Sorry for calling you so late.
I'm Okubo from Oasis.
Good morning.
I'm doing a live show with Ebisu Mascots.
I called you because I wanted to confirm something.
Do you know Hanami Natsume?
Yes.
I met her at work.
At work.
We were on the same radio show.
I see.
At work.
Do you have any feelings for her?
Well...
She's a man.
Nagano?
Do you have any feelings for her?
To be honest...
Please.
Yes, I do.
Nagano?
Well...
You got a gift from Natsume, right?
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Do you have any feelings for Natsume?
Can I say the truth?
Please.
Please say the truth.
I think I have feelings for her.
I see.
No, no, no.
Have you ever felt like you can touch her?
Yes.
No, you haven't.
I see.
But you can't touch her.
How about in real life?
What?
Can I say the truth?
No, you can't.
I'll edit this part.
What's the answer?
Well...
It's about the relationship.
It's a battle.
It's about the relationship.
Do I have to say the truth?
Well, Natsume is being chased now.
It's faster to say the truth.
Yes, I do.
What?
That's not true.
Are you all crazy?
You made it up from the beginning, right?
Yes, I did.
You made it up.
What are you talking about?
Which do you like more, Natsume or Rassen?
Natsume.
Are you crazy?
You made it up.
I see.
Now it's easier to proceed with the trial.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
It's like Hanami.
Hanami?
It's not called Hanami.
Hanami is a cave, right?
It's really strange.
It's a bit...
It's not, right?
It's not.
It's not on the news.
It's a lie.
It will be on the news.
If you really make it up...
It's better than Rassen.
It's better to make it up on the news.
It's really better.
It might not be on the news.
It's a small thing.
What do you think?
I know it's black.
It's not black.
It's not a lie.
It's a lie.
You should be on this side.
It's strange.
Why do you talk so much today?
It's strange.
It's strange that you talk so much.
You talk a lot.
It's strange today.
It's strange, isn't it?
It's a bit of evidence.
It's definitely a lie.
If you make it up, it will be on the news.
Please forgive me.
The judge heard it.
I can do it.
It's a lie.
It doesn't have to be a lie.
It's a lie.
I'm going to end this year.
Let it be next year.
I'm sorry.
I've heard various opinions in the court.
I'm an adult.
I can tell what is a lie.
I can do it.
You are noisy.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
You're going to hit me with this?
Please don't get cocky.
Let's go.
I really didn't do it.
It's a free question.
Judge, please.
Natsume Hikoku's affair is one of the worst in the entertainment industry in 2017.
Therefore, Natsume Hanami is found guilty.
She will be forced to return to her family home in Fukui.
That's crazy!
Her crime is crazy! Her affair is crazy!
It can't be helped.
She just returned to her family home.
No, no, no.
She will have to go back to her family home for a while.
I work in Tokyo.
But she is forced to return to her family home.
Why does she have to go back to her family home?
It's cold.
I'm tired.
Does she have to admit it?
Yes, she does.
Do you have any objections?
The judge has already made a decision.
You don't have any, do you?
No, I don't.
I think you should tell your mother before you go home.
If you go home suddenly, she will be surprised.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
She always goes to the dressing room without permission.
Is this your key?
It's mine.
I'm sorry.
Do you have a key?
I can't open the door.
She is good at it.
Tell your mother.
Nagano and Fulin are caught.
They can't go to the cinema.
I will go home.
Tell your mother.
Isn't it strange?
Nagano and Fulin are caught.
What's wrong with you?
You can do it.
I don't know.
You can do it.
I know.
You don't have to do it.
I'm sorry.
Okuma-san.
You can do it.
I don't know.
You can do it.
I don't know.
How many times do I have to tell you?
It's really terrible.
Your mother is sleeping now.
Really?
It's 12 o'clock.
Let's call her.
No.
Call her.
Don't call her.
Call her.
It's past 12 o'clock.
Call her.
She is my beloved mother.
Say it seriously.
I have to admit it.
I don't want to admit it.
It's because you have to admit it.
I don't want to admit it.
I have to admit it.
She is so wonderful.
She is not so wonderful.
I don't understand it.
She is so wonderful to laugh.
She told us.
Do you know how difficult it is to laugh?
You have to admit it now.
I don't want to do it.
You don't have to do it.
I don't want to call her in the middle of the night.
It's the next time.
I don't want to tell my mom such a lie.
It's a lie.
I don't want to tell her.
What should I do, Ako-chan?
Should I call her?
Should I ask Kurosawa-san to tell her?
Should I tell her?
No, no.
Kurosawa-san is a person who does things well.
Ako-chan.
She's a person who thinks about various things and tells her.
No, no, no.
One more time.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Are you sure?
Don't you have to call Ako-chan?
I'm calling Ako-chan right now.
If Natsumi-san is calling, I'll watch over her.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
It's fine.
If she's sleeping, she can't sleep.
She's probably sleeping.
Hurry up and do it.
What's wrong?
You're 50 meters away from me.
What's with that attitude?
What's wrong with you today?
Hurry up and do it.
I'll do it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Fukui is early in the morning, isn't it?
It gets dark around 7 o'clock.
The lights in the city are all off.
All of Japan is the same.
Fukui is Japan.
Sabae?
It's Fukui City.
It's not the glasses of Sabae.
I'm taking a lot of care of you.
Is that so?
As expected, she's sleeping.
You always make me call you.
I know.
But I'm worried if you take this time.
Is that your mom?
Were you sleeping?
I'm sorry.
I'm in the trial of Muscat.
I was on the radio with a comedian called Nagano.
I was infected.
I was infected with Nagano.
Your mom.
I'm in the trial of Muscat.
I was infected.
What do you think?
I was infected.
Your mom is awake.
I'm sleepy.
I fell in love with him.
What do you think?
He's a guy from Nagano.
Nagano?
Do you know him?
I don't know him.
He's so clingy.
See?
I don't know him.
So you will go back to your parents' house?
That marriage...
I will go back to my parents' house for a while.
It's like a forced marriage.
I was forced to go back.
I'll go back to my parents' house for a while.
I'm going home!
Mom!
I'm sorry, my name is Kurosawa from Morisanchu.
Yes!
I'm so sorry for disturbing your sleep.
No problem.
We're doing a live show on Abema TV.
Mom, your voice is coming out.
Mom, I'm sorry.
Mom, I'm sorry. You were sleeping, weren't you?
I'm sorry.
I woke up. I woke up.
Mom.
Daughter.
I think I've been in touch with Nagano-san.
No, I haven't.
What should I do? Mom, do you know Nagano-san?
That's it.
Bob.
Bob?
You don't look like him.
He's from Bob.
Mom, what do you think of Nagano-san?
Nagano-san.
Not much?
Not much.
Mom, who should I talk to?
You can't pretend.
I can't pretend.
By the way, you've never had an affair, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't.
That's right.
Then, please tell your daughter that she shouldn't have an affair.
I understand.
I'm going home.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm going home to my daughter now.
Hello?
Thank you.
Hello?
I'm going home to my daughter now.
Is this true?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
If you have a star, buy a souvenir from Tokyo.
Buy a souvenir from Tokyo.
What do you want?
Do you have a star?
I have a lot of stars.
For example?
Food is a good thing.
What is it, Jo?
What?
Food.
Um...
Perfume. Perfume.
Perfume?
That's not food.
Isn't that freeze-dried?
You should buy her perfume.
I'll buy her perfume and go home.
I'm sorry.
Good night.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
Don't freeze-dry.
Thank you.
Good night.
Thank you, mom.
I'm sorry.
That was long.
Mom, don't freeze-dry.
Don't freeze-dry.
I didn't freeze-dry.
It can't be helped.
I didn't freeze-dry.
You didn't?
I didn't.
You didn't?
I didn't.
Let's move on.
You didn't?
I didn't.
You didn't?
What?
You didn't?
I've been saying that.
I may have misinterpreted it.
Please don't freeze-dry.
What's going on?
I see.
Let's move on.
We have a break.
A break.
Is it a new segment?
Yes.
It's time for the Midnight World Transportation Information, Go to the End of the World, Pew!
Is it over already?
It's over.
Call me later.
World Transportation Information.
What?
Attention.
Attention, please.
Passengers and staff, please switch the lever on your crotch to the armed position.
Where should I put the lever on my crotch?
How are you spending the end of the year?
As the New Year is just around the corner, there is a heavy traffic jam in the sky.
I, Attention Shiraishi,
Wing Kawakami,
would like to inform you of the traffic jam that will be useful for those who plan to travel abroad at the end of the year.
By the way, Ms. Kawakami, how are you spending the New Year?
Well, even if I go on a trip, I would like to spend it at a hot spring near Izu.
I would like to go on a happy flight with a man I met at a hotel.
I can't stop thinking about it.
I won't get on it.
That's good.
Women always want to be pleased with the attention of their crotch.
What are you talking about?
Now, let's move on to the traffic jam in Hawaii.
Traffic jam in Hawaii?
As usual in Hawaii,
I don't want to be able to meet people in private,
but I'm sad that I can't notice it at all.
It is expected to be a traffic jam for entertainers.
In Hawaii, from super big entertainers to small entertainers,
there will be a continuous traffic jam, so please be careful.
There are many small entertainers.
Next is Singapore.
Singapore is in the lead of a self-conscious woman who wants to marry a local celebrity.
The traffic jam continues.
Is it Singapore now?
Yes.
Speaking of Singapore, Marina Bay Sands' infinity pool is famous.
The pool is divided into the adult zone and the child zone,
but in the adult zone, there is usually Asuka Kirara,
so please be careful when approaching.
There really is.
Next is Australia.
Australia?
Australia is expected to have a golf traffic jam due to the Gold Coast villa-owning entertainer,
but so far it's going well.
I see.
Of course, you can enjoy it in the villa,
but in the 19th hall at night,
you can be scared and say,
No, it's night time.
Please be careful not to do that.
It's really piled up.
Now, everyone,
please enjoy your trip to the sky slowly at the end of the year.
That's all.
World traffic information at midnight.
Go to the end of the world.
Byuu!
Mayonaka's White Show
Now, let's move on to the second half of the trial.
I'll read the name of the defendant.
Defendant, please come forward.
Usami Haru
She's not here.
Usa-chan is a good girl.
Usa-chan looks like she's making trouble.
I'll read the name of the defendant.
Usami Haru
She's a pure fraud.
Fraud?
She's pretending to be pure.
What?
She's pretending to be a good girl.
There's evidence that she's doing that.
Here's the evidence.
Please take a look.
Why are you crying?
I'm crying because I'm so moved.
What is this?
Is this Disneyland?
Yes.
I think it's called Last Poppin'.
I'm moved to tears when I see it.
I think it's a lie.
It's a suspicion.
No, it's not.
You cried, didn't you?
It was the last day of Halloween.
It was the last day of Halloween this year.
You're crying, aren't you?
I'm really moved.
You're moved, aren't you?
I'm moved.
What's the point?
You're crying, aren't you?
It's the last day.
Sora, are you moved?
I'm moved, too.
I'm moved.
I'm not a liar.
What is it, Konuma?
I filmed this video.
You were here.
How was it?
I've been here many times.
It was the last poppin'.
I thought I was going to cry.
Parades make you happy.
I don't think I'll cry.
I was surprised because I was crying.
It's a suspicion.
It depends on the person.
I'm moved.
I was so happy that I cried.
I see.
I felt a little sad.
Aoi, do you cry when you go to Disneyland in China?
Disneyland in China?
I've never been there, but I'm moved and cry.
I'm moved.
I think anything is fine in life.
Usa, what have you been crying about lately?
I've been crying about the parade.
What else?
I've been crying because I'm so sensitive.
I cry when I'm angry.
I've been angry.
Why did you get angry?
I couldn't speak at the time of recording.
It's a matter of course, but I got angry because it was a matter of course.
I cry when I'm angry.
You're still angry.
That's a strategy, isn't it?
I see.
That's one of the scams, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's a little fake.
Against whom?
Do you have any episodes that you think are fake?
Usa, I think you're usually a dry person.
It's the exact opposite of dry.
I have an image that I don't get involved with people much.
I always wear earphones in the dressing room.
Oh, I see.
What are you listening to?
I'm going to shoot a video at Disneyland with a video camera, and I've been watching it all the time.
Don't you love yourself?
No, it's not me. It's a video I took.
How about the scenery?
How is it?
It's cute.
I think it's really cute.
Usa, do you have any episodes?
Yes.
I thought it was a lie.
You said you lived in Two Town.
Where?
Two Town?
You said you lived in Two Town.
What do you live in Two Town?
I just said I wanted to live there.
You don't live in Two Town, do you?
It's strange.
It's like an adult woman who grew up in Two Town.
It's a cute episode, isn't it?
You don't like people who live in Two Town, do you?
I think it's cute.
I don't think so.
I think so.
I have a bad idea.
How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
That's pretty old.
What's your favorite food?
I like strawberries.
It's cute.
It's a strawberry.
It's a little suspicious.
Where were you born?
I was born in Hiroshima.
It's not a special place, is it?
Hiroshima.
You were born in Hiroshima.
What kind of entertainer do you like?
I like Sugashikao.
It's pretty good.
It's cute.
I think Sugashikao is pretty good.
People who live in Two Town don't listen to Sugashikao.
It's a little broken, isn't it?
What do you think, Usa-chan?
But it's cute.
I don't make it and cry.
You're doing something, aren't you?
Recently.
I do what I have to do.
When did you do it recently?
Three days ago.
I don't lie.
This is my true heart.
I don't lie.
Can Sugashikao go to Two Town together?
If I don't want to go, what should I do?
I'll go alone.
What are you asking?
It's a question.
Sugashikao and Disneyland are too far apart.
Where else do you go?
What do you do on your days off?
I only go to Disneyland.
On your day off?
Do you have a passport?
I have it.
You don't show your tail.
This is difficult for the judge.
Is it pure fraud?
Who are you cheating on?
It's a boy.
He's like this.
Judge, please.
Guilty!
I can't fool the eyes of the judge.
I won't say who it is, but I know one person who looks exactly like her when she cries.
Who is it?
I can't say who it is.
Is it a foreigner?
That's a fake PR, right?
Yes. That's why, for a week, we're going to have an experienced bandit.
Is there a bandit?
I want to see her cry.
She's completely different from you.
You might get a reward for that.
She'll cry right away.
If that's the case, I'd like to see that too.
Are you okay with that?
Well...
A bandit?
You don't know anything about bandit, do you?
I don't know. I can't do it.
You can't do it, right?
But this has already been decided.
Please say it.
I'm sorry.
This has already been decided.
This is the end of the trial.
We'll be back with more information, so please be careful.
This has been the Muscat Trial.
Next is...
Sexy Rock-Paper-Scissors!
This is Mitsuura-san's favorite segment.
I like it.
So, today, Mitsuura-san will be the judge.
Let's see who was sexier.
Shall we start?
First, Yoshizawa!
Let's start with this one.
It's a different style.
This is a VS.
VS. Kojima!
Yes!
I think it's a good match.
This is the exact opposite type.
I think it's a good match.
It's about how to show your sexiness.
Let's start. Judge, please.
First, Tomoki Yoshizawa.
No, it's Yuki.
Be confident.
It's Yuki, right?
It's Yuki.
It's a man, right?
I thought it was someone else.
No, it's not.
Yoshizawa, guess, Yuki.
It's Yuki.
You got the name wrong.
It's a man, right?
It's good.
Are you ready?
Let's start.
Ready, go!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
That's too much!
Ah, you're so stubborn.
Ah!
Next, high school!
Kojima Minami!
Set!
Ah!
Ah, she's so good.
Ah!
Ah, she's so good.
Ready, set!
First up is...
Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo
Ah! That's too much!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Uwwahahahahahahaha!
Did she say it?
Yes, she did.
Judge, please give your verdict!
Ko-ko Kojima!
Thank you very much!
It is a technique to rub the microphone, but it was a new technique because I stood up.
You are good at using the microphone.
The end is approaching.
Masukatsu, good luck.
Please.
Shibuya Tsutaya Oishi and Nitei Ebisu Masukatsu 1.5 first live.
We will hold the first live of Love Hogai.
There are only a few tickets left, so please come to see us.
It is the end of the year, 29th.
Please come to see us.
Sexy rock-paper-scissors will continue.
I can't watch sexy rock-paper-scissors at that time.
Please watch it.
That's all.
Goodbye.