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The Night of the Woodpecker is a beautiful night.
It's a night fascinated by Ebisu Muscats.
Ebisu Muscats Midnight Wild Show
In this program, Muscats discuss sexy incidents in their ears to protect the order of life in the future.
The Night of the Woodpecker is a special edition of Muscats.
I'm Shizu Owa, the host of The Night of the Woodpecker.
Good evening.
This show is all about talking about everything from sexy incidents to earthquakes.
Welcome to the show, Sexy Muscat 1.5!
Good evening.
Be quiet.
You're so noisy.
A stranger is here.
Are you shy?
Yes.
You look shy.
For example...
Are you Minami Kojima?
Nice to meet you. I'm Minami Kojima.
Your voice is...
It's a lie.
It's not a lie.
It's true.
I've never heard this voice before.
Is this your real voice?
Yes, it's my real voice.
Do you have a special skill?
I want to see your special skill.
I love to see people's special skills.
Can I use it?
Yes, you can.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
I'll skip to the back.
One, two...
It's so much fun!
Hey!
You're so rude!
Akiko!
What is it?
Akiko!
Since last week, you've been acting like an AD.
Oh, right.
Are you already doing it?
You haven't even started the opening.
Nagare-san, can you wear a mask?
Be clear!
Really!
How much is the deposit?
200 million yen!
This is...
You're the one who said it.
I have a debt.
If you're in trouble, I'll lend you up to 500,000 yen.
If you say that, it's weird.
It's weird enough to dye your hands.
It's weirder than getting a lump on your hand.
And the new member, Kawakami-chan!
Who is it?
Personally, my older brother knows her.
Wow, I think I like her.
Kawakami-chan, you're good at singing, right?
I like singing.
Do you have a phrase?
I'll sing Ebisu Maskatsu's Tokyo Sexy Night.
It's okay, let's sing it.
It's good.
It's a song with a habit.
I understand.
It has a habit.
The arrangement is amazing.
I think I like older men who are bad.
Do you think so?
I don't like bad men.
I like bad men.
But that's right.
She's sharp.
I often drink with older men.
I love them.
You don't have a good relationship, do you?
That's right.
People around me say I'm a bad man killer.
I think I'm a good person.
I think I like a director.
I understand.
When you're on stage.
I think she'll fall in love with a director.
I understand.
You look like me when I was young.
I'm sorry.
I look like you, too.
I'm sorry.
I think I'm going to throw something.
I think it's an AD.
It's an AD.
It's a red AD.
What is it?
You should at least put out a Kanpei.
It's an AD.
What is it?
I think it's a Mitsura Takami.
It's okay.
Which part?
Is it this part?
Is it the collar of the white jacket and the stand?
Is it around here?
It's okay.
I'm not conscious.
It's okay.
Mitsura, take a blood pressure medicine.
My blood pressure is not high.
I'm fine.
She's angry.
She's always angry.
She's angry because of the hormones.
That's right.
It's okay.
Aniko, do it right.
There were a lot of weird Kanpei the other day.
Really.
It's in the way.
It's not in the way.
What is it?
She's introducing me to a lot of people.
And Natsume-chan.
Natsume-chan.
She's from Fukui Prefecture.
Her name is Natsume Hanami.
I see.
And Natsume-chan.
Natsume-chan.
What else is there?
Natsume-chan.
I'm sorry.
I walk a lot.
She's a bit clumsy.
She's clumsy.
They say that I'm clumsy.
I don't mean to say that though.
She's clumsy.
Right.
Everyone says that.
Right.
We haven't seen her in a couple of years but we've never heard of her.
She's clumsy.
Her skull is very round.
This is her mother's.
Fukui University.
What?
Fukui Industrial University.
Yes, a song.
You can sing a song from Fukui Industrial University.
Did you go to Fukui University?
No but I didn't go.
You didn't?
Even if you didn't go, you could sing?
Yes, even if I didn't go, I could sing.
I didn't say that.
I can sing.
I like to sing.
Can I sing in front of you?
As you like.
I have dreams, hopes and love.
Fukui University.
I'm so excited.
Fukui University.
I'm so excited.
I have a lot of dreams.
Fukui University.
It hurts!
Why did you hit the screw?
It hurts!
You should have hit the other side.
You can't hold it down.
It hurts!
Did you get hit?
Yes.
I got hit.
It's because of the screw.
It hurts!
I can't stop.
Did you wash your pants?
Are you okay?
I think your song was very good.
Was it good?
It wasn't bad, was it?
It wasn't bad.
I understand.
We have a present from Muscat.
We will give you a stuffed toy that is signed by Muscat members.
We will send you a DM from the official account of Abema TV.
Please comment.
We will do our best.
I thought so, too.
I thought you weren't saying hello.
You are Momoko-san?
I'm Joshison.
It's not Joshison Momoko?
You are Momoko-san.
You are Momokoo.
I thought so, too.
You look alike today.
Your voice is similar.
Even you voice is similar.
You didn't use BIKINI CHANEL?
I didn't use it.
Premieres and various things.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you came.
Do we look alike?
Yes, you do.
Let's move on to the next segment.
Masukatsu Ikari no Yajiuma News!
This is reporter Kogawa.
Nice to meet you.
She's a good girl.
She's smart.
She's a high heel momoko.
Momoko, momoko.
It says where the apple is.
I won't say where the apple is.
Shall we start?
Yes, please.
This corner is where the Muscats discuss the recent news.
That's nice.
Finally, Ms.Mitsuura will give her opinion.
She's Ms.Seiron.
Let's take a look at this week's lineup.
Here it is.
Did we have anything this week?
I'll introduce them one by one.
Ms.Emuno.
Wedding.
Overdoing it.
Next.
Actress.
Unrequited love.
Taxi driver.
Abuse.
Lastly.
Men's decoration.
These are the four questions.
Are you really angry?
Yes.
Where should we start?
Ms.Emuno.
Wedding.
Overdoing it.
Ms.Emuno.
I think you can imagine.
Who wrote this?
Ms.Kawakami.
I'm angry.
Why?
Ms.Emuno.
Wedding.
From July this year to November this year.
7 times.
Wedding is once in a lifetime.
The reason why I'm angry is.
She's really crazy.
You're exaggerating.
She's crazy.
It's Misono, not Ms. Misono.
We told the teacher not to report all children either.
It's okay. No problem with Misono.
Is Misono right though?
Misono, well, the first time at the wedding, Miso...
Eh? Misono was...
I'm going to say a lot of names, but he said he had a wedding with the people he took care of.
The second time, he said he had a wedding with the people his husband took care of.
That's how he divided the groups of people who took care of him and did it seven times.
His husband didn't like it, so he said he didn't want to do it from the second time.
It's a mess.
Why do you know that?
I saw it on the Internet.
Are you talking with confidence in the Internet?
That's why you're angry.
I'm angry.
It's not because you're not invited.
Are you friends?
I don't know him at all.
Are you sure?
It would be nice if it was a wedding to show gratitude to his parents.
It's a wedding to show off.
What do you think of this?
I was invited, but I couldn't go.
You look like him.
He said he didn't need a wedding.
It's free food and drinks.
I don't think it's a good idea to do it.
It's a party.
If you do it seven times, you'll have to pay for the medical expenses.
It's a big favor.
I'm just proud of being a heroine.
There are so many people I've been taking care of that I can't do it twice.
I want to thank you all.
You'll be able to face each other and say hello.
You're probably the only one with that opinion.
I envy you.
There are people who envy you.
Do you have friends?
I have a lot of friends.
You don't have any plans to get married, do you?
I can only hear envy.
Do you have any comments?
I don't have any comments.
It says I'm a typical Kuremaru.
That's why people say I'm a Kuremaru.
I'm a Kuremaru.
Who are you talking to?
I'm a Kuremaru.
Who do you think is the only member who is married?
I've been married once.
I have four friends.
I got married in Niigata.
My family is small.
Because you don't have any friends?
I only have four friends.
Four friends is enough.
I don't have any friends.
Do you have any seniors?
I don't have any seniors.
Did you say hello?
I said hello and got married.
Is that so?
What did you write?
Congratulations.
I see.
I'm happy.
I'm self-satisfied.
You are self-satisfied.
No one can agree with you.
It's time.
What do you think of Kawakami?
He is stupid.
What do you think of Misono?
What do you think of Kawakami?
He is stupid.
What do you think of Kawakami?
He is stupid.
Please find a good boyfriend.
Please be careful.
You are Misono, aren't you?
Let's move on.
Next is the affair problem.
Who is this?
Are you looking at them?
Which one do you want to start with?
There are too many affairs these days.
I can't forgive them.
I can't forgive them even though they love each other in public.
You can't forgive the affair itself.
I can't forgive the affair itself.
Who are you talking about?
Mr. Ita.
Mr. Ita is an idol.
I don't want to be seen like that.
I see.
How about you, Mito?
I can't stop looking at the actors.
You can't stop looking at them.
I agree with the affair problem.
Do you agree with it?
Actors have been called the gardener of the arts for a long time.
According to my father, a man who can work hugs a woman.
That's right.
It was like that in the old days.
I think it's okay to be hugged by a man who can work.
But there is something I'm angry about.
What is it?
Why is Mr. Emusako...
Mr. Emusako.
I'll avoid it.
Why did you say off-white?
Can you do it?
I was asked if it was white or black.
That's right.
I can't agree with that.
I want you to say it.
If I was hugged by Mr. Emusako...
Mr. Emusako is famous for being picked up.
I want you to say that you hugged me.
Which one is it?
You can say that you protected a girl.
You can also say that you hugged me.
But I can't forgive you for not being famous.
That's right.
So I want you to say it.
I want you to admit it.
To a man?
I want you to say it to a man.
Does that mean I'm famous?
Mr. Emusako was used.
If it's a play, I don't want to say it.
From an entertainer's point of view.
I want you to say that you used me.
Do you do such a thing?
I'm sure you do.
You go out with a popular entertainer.
I'm sure you do.
I'm not good at it.
Do you do such a thing?
I usually do it.
Don't lie to me.
Do you do such a thing?
I do.
Do you do it?
No, I don't.
That's a strange question.
I don't do it.
Do you refuse it?
If I ask you to go for a drink.
I won't refuse it if you ask me to go for a drink.
I'll go.
Let's go to another place.
I'll go.
You're going to take a picture, right?
What do you think about that?
I was like, I'm done for.
But if it was that bad, it's not like you were a part of the project.
But what if it was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no?
I wouldn't go.
You'd say you wouldn't go.
You went to the spa, right?
No, I didn't!
You did!
You went to an olive spa.
No, I didn't!
With who?
With you.
Is she okay?
No, I didn't!
No, no, no!
This girl is really bad!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm scared!
It's over!
Why are you saying bad things about me?
You're trying to crush me, aren't you?
You're trying to crush me!
You're trying to crush me, aren't you?
You're laughing, aren't you?
I heard you refused.
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
You should look for a partner!
Stop laughing!
I'm scared!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry.
Who are you sorry for?
Mitsuura-san, please decide on the next free question.
You have to forgive everyone.
I see.
You have to forgive everyone.
I will do it.
The next is a taxi driver.
I was in the movie.
It was a great movie.
I'm very angry.
It doesn't feel good to be a taxi driver, does it?
I don't like people who go from the top to the taxi driver.
I don't know the way.
I'm still a newbie and I don't know the way.
There are people who say, please tell me.
I've been on a taxi with someone who says, I'm doing it professionally, so I can tell you that much.
That's all I need to tell you.
Who?
Why are you a celebrity?
Is it honey?
When are you talking about honey?
He's doing it with Hachimitsu Jiro.
I've been doing it for a long time.
Forget about Hachimitsu Jiro.
How long are you going to say that?
I can't remember.
What happened to Hachimitsu Jiro's Motsunabe?
It's the one you did in Shibuya.
What happened?
I don't know.
I'm curious.
I'm the type of person who doesn't want to be called a newbie.
You have that opinion, don't you?
You don't have to say it.
I'm angry.
Even if I'm told I'm a newbie, I think I'm paying for it.
I do my job professionally, so I want the taxi driver to do it professionally.
I'm a newbie, so please teach me.
You're pretty good at that.
You were supposed to laugh earlier.
Do you fight?
I get into a lot of trouble.
You say what you want to say.
There are a lot of people who give up.
I understand.
But if you're going to take me there, you can be nice to me.
You're kind.
I look like a kid.
When I get on the taxi, the taxi driver says,
I don't know the way.
I'm going to take a detour.
There is such a thing.
It's the same road as usual.
It's bad that I didn't notice it.
I'm going to take a detour.
The fare is a little high.
I was shocked that I was licked.
Don't you say that?
I don't say it.
Thank you very much.
If you don't say it, you'll be licked.
But I've never met that person.
I see.
You're a great driver.
When I was licked, I thought,
You're a great driver.
You're a very considerate driver.
I thought you wouldn't notice it.
Do you have such a person?
I have.
I want to say it, but I can't.
I thought it was unfair.
I can't say it.
It's like mental violence.
It's a mental violence.
It's smelly.
You can open the window.
I can't say it's smelly.
Tokyo smells like poop.
It's like that.
It smells like poop in the car.
It's like that.
Mitsuura, what do you think?
What did you say?
Honey?
I was worried about the hot pot.
It was delicious.
What was it?
Taxi driver incident.
Did you do too much?
Don't get angry.
There is information that there is no hot pot restaurant in Shibuya.
It's okay.
I will make a judgment.
That's right.
Don't get so angry.
It's not good.
I will continue.
This is a question that boys can't stop decorating.
Who is this?
Minako.
I'm pretty angry.
Why?
I'm too angry.
I'm a man.
There are times when I'm embarrassed.
What do you mean?
We go out to drink together.
I'm appealing that I'm okay today.
How?
I'm embarrassed.
Don't say such a thing.
It's not good.
It's true.
I can only see black CL.
It's black.
I like cats.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
Minako.
It's not good.
I'm appealing that I'm okay.
But he doesn't come to me.
I'm giving you a hint.
I'm doing my best.
He doesn't come to me.
He doesn't go to the hotel.
There are times when Minato is not my type.
I think so.
He comes to me all the time.
He is overconfident.
The more I get to know him, the less I look like a good woman.
The more you get to know him, the less you look like a good woman.
The first impression is very good.
It's getting worse.
You guys are all the same.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed.
I don't think I'm the only one.
Have you ever had an experience where a man didn't come to you?
Don't you have such an experience?
I think it's okay to decorate.
If you want to do it, you can do it yourself.
What do you mean?
Tell me.
If I like him and I want to go home with him, I'll take him home.
I won't let him go.
Do you look at him often?
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm okay with a man who likes to decorate.
But sex is a man's thing.
If a man doesn't like it, it won't work.
Please teach me the technique.
If it's like that, I'll chase him.
Really?
I'll shake him.
Shake him?
Are you chasing him?
Have you ever chased him?
I've never chased him.
Really?
I've never seen you chasing him.
Show me.
I want to see you chasing him.
If he doesn't like it, you can do it yourself in front of him.
I see.
That's a new idea.
Really?
Look at me.
That's funny.
Look at me.
That's amazing.
Is it okay for a man?
It's okay if he doesn't like it.
It's okay if he's satisfied with himself.
If he likes it, you can do it.
That's amazing.
Is there anyone who can do it?
I'm curious.
Aoi is amazing.
She's the only one who's doing it.
He's looking at her calmly.
That's amazing.
How long should I do it?
You decide how long you want to do it.
You want to end it?
You want to do it alone?
You can do it in 30 seconds.
You can do it in 5 minutes.
It depends on your condition.
You can do it in 30 seconds if you don't have time.
You can do it in 30 seconds?
She can do it.
How long can you do it?
I can do it in 15 minutes.
You can do it?
That's amazing.
It's a game, isn't it?
You can enjoy it like that.
That's a good idea.
She said it's a good idea.
What are you thinking about?
You're excited to be seen.
You're excited.
You're excited to be seen.
You're picking on her.
You're talking about something you don't know.
They're picking on each other.
This is from Minato.
She asked her to make men's germos stand still.
This is from Minato.
She, herself, is stupid.
This is from Aoi, too.
Exactly.
I don't know if that's your opinion.
It's true for a lot of things.
That's amazing. I was surprised.
I'll go home and throw up.
I was surprised.
Shock and vomit.
It was a dark time.
It was Masukatsu Ikari's Yajuu Mame News.
Yes.
I learned a lot.
Next is the sexy weather forecast at midnight.
Kamisaki and Mita.
Good morning.
Yesterday was November 22nd, the day of a good couple.
Nowadays, there are some couples who are sleeping in the futon.
Let's start today's sexy weather forecast.
First is Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku.
Kabuki-cho is covered by cold air.
By the way, you will see a bulletproof table.
A bulletproof table?
If you hit it, you may get hurt.
So, prepare a helmet for your head and a rubber band for your son.
A bulletproof table is quite big, isn't it?
That's right.
How big is it?
I want to know.
It's about this big.
It's big.
It's quite big, so please be careful.
Is there such a big bulletproof table?
Next is Susukino, Sapporo.
Susukino is covered by cold air.
It seems that a manneri couple's sexless will continue.
I see.
However, it seems that the sun is about to come in.
Body touch from massage. Sometimes it feels good.
It's a bit wobbly.
It seems that the sun is about to come in.
Congratulations!
It's a long-term sexless recovery.
Next is Nagasu, Fukuoka.
Yes.
In Nagasu, there is a line of sexual harassment.
They say, let's peel the chestnuts. They look at the tip of the food and smile.
There is a lot of sexual harassment that is difficult for mature women to understand.
Please be careful for women who do not understand.
By the way, Okubo and Mitsuda, do you understand this?
I don't know. I can't see the tip of the food.
I often look at the tip of the food behind the weekly magazine.
I want it.
Thank you very much.
It's a delicious food, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Shishamo's egg.
It's different.
I will correct it here.
I told you earlier that the weather in Kabuki-cho was going to rain.
The correct answer is that the weather is going to rain.
The weather is going to rain?
What kind of situation is this?
We will return to the studio.
It's delicious.
When did you put it in your mouth?
I put it in my mouth as soon as I went upstairs.
It's a coincidence.
What do you mean?
It's a coincidence.
Let's continue.
New corner.
Maskatsu News Ranking.
Reporter Mihiro, please.
My wife.
It's hard to work in the middle of the night.
Are you watching?
This is the corner.
What is it?
We will introduce the news among the Maskatsu members in a ranking format.
Various news will come out today.
I don't know this.
There seems to be something.
The news around you.
It's scary.
First of all, the third place.
The third place.
Here it is.
Ms.Mita.
Travel abroad by helicopter.
What does that mean?
Ms.Mita is one of the top Maskatsu celebrities with a father of 6 billion yen.
She went on a trip abroad the other day.
It seems that it took about an hour to get on the ferry.
It takes time to get on the ferry.
She also went on a boat trip.
She chartered a helicopter.
That's amazing.
Is it true?
It's true.
What's going on?
Whose information is this?
Did you get it from somewhere?
Yes, I got it.
She tried to buy a helicopter.
What does that mean?
Ms.Mita, are you really rich?
It was really comfortable.
Because it was comfortable?
The helicopter doesn't shake.
It's a private space, so no one else is there.
That's right.
I arrived in 15 minutes, so I thought it was good.
Do you feel like you're going to get this helicopter?
That's right.
There is a picture at that time.
Really?
Here it is.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Wow!
Why don't you buy a pair of sunglasses that look good on you?
I don't like my hair being thin.
Where did you get this?
I got this from a lounge near the airport.
It's a lounge near the airport. It's my first time using it.
How did you get the money?
With a card.
No, no, no. Not a method.
What do you mean?
You mean your father's card?
Yes.
It's his pocket money.
It's Amex.
It's platinum.
Platinum?
Platinum is at the top.
What color is your card?
Purple.
Purple?
Isn't that a fake?
It's not a fake.
I have a purple card.
Purple?
I don't know.
It's a purple card.
By the way, Mitafuji bought three sets of expensive underwear and lavera for 100,000 yen.
What is that?
Do you want to see it?
I don't have it.
Where is it?
I want to see it.
I don't have it.
Why do you have it?
Show it to us.
That's your underwear.
I don't want to show it.
This is a live broadcast.
Why?
You can see it on Twitter.
Twitter is for fans.
This is a live broadcast, so I don't want to show it.
Why?
It's the same.
Is the underwear for 100,000 yen different from the underwear for 3,000 yen?
It's quite different.
How is it different?
The quality is different.
One embroidery is delicate.
It's not loose.
Is it loose?
No, it's not.
I'm really a gravure idol.
Is that so?
I only use good bras and underwear.
Really?
I use it for two years.
I use it for two or three years.
It's elastic.
It's quite elastic, isn't it?
The underwear you wear has a big butt.
Is it big?
When I take it off, I look like an old lady.
You're wearing an old lady's underwear.
People who wear T-bags usually have sagging buttocks.
I don't have sagging buttocks.
Do you wear T-bags?
I wear T-bags every day.
Do you wear T-bags today?
Yes.
Can you cover your butt?
My butt is...
I'm the finalist of the beauty hip contest.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Is there such a contest?
Where is it held?
It's a beauty hip contest held by a magazine.
It's really held.
I went to lessons.
It's said that T-bags are the best to keep your butt.
Show us your butt.
I'm curious.
Show us your butt.
Are you really going to show us?
Can I turn it over?
You can turn it over.
You can show us, can't you?
Wait a minute. Is it okay if I wear it?
What?
Why?
You're wearing it.
Wait a minute.
Are you wearing underwear?
Are you wearing a swimsuit?
I'm wearing a swimsuit over my underwear.
It's okay if you're wearing a swimsuit.
It's very beautiful.
It's a beauty hip contest.
I'm not the winner.
You're the finalist.
I see.
It's beautiful.
Why are you showing your butt?
I'm serious.
What is this segment?
What is it?
You're pooping.
Who is that lady?
Let's move on to the second place.
Here is the second place.
Ishioka Mai's pet is not cute at all.
Ishioka-san?
The pet is cute.
The pet's bad words hurt me the most.
I know.
Ishioka-san's daughter?
No.
What is the current exchange?
Ishioka-san's daughter.
She's from Nagoya.
You can't say that.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's a dog.
It's a Chihuahua.
It's cute even if it's a child.
Let's take a look.
It's cute, isn't it?
Here it is.
It's cute.
It has white eyes.
It's different.
When I went back to my parents' house after a long time, I was very happy.
It's called a sense of dynamism.
It's a picture that represents that.
It's scary.
Natsume-san, what's wrong?
It's not cute.
I don't think it's in Japan anymore.
Is this okay?
It's called Noah.
Noah is different.
But this picture is not the only one that looks like this.
That's right.
If you get excited, your eyes will get bigger because it's a Chihuahua.
It turns on.
I thought it was cute.
Mitsura-san, what do you think?
When a dog has white eyes, it's usually when it's scared.
It won't be abused.
Are you okay?
Don't put it on.
It's not cute.
It says it's a dog with phobia.
This is the first place.
What is it?
Natsume Hanami!
A date with a comedian!
Who is it?
It's a date with a comedian!
I told you I wouldn't double name it!
It's a date with a comedian!
It's a double name!
It's a date with a comedian, T-san, at Disney!
Who is it?
This is from a viewer.
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
Let's guess together.
I think it's T.
Don't say it!
It's really T.
I want to know.
Terakado Jimon.
Terakado Jimon is T.
Terakado Jimon.
T.
Tetsu & Tomo.
What?
Tetsu & Tomo?
Both of them are T.
Both of them.
Is it really from a viewer?
That's right.
It's being watched.
It's from a viewer at Disney.
There are a lot of people who are good at it.
Tommy's Masa-san.
I can't touch Tommy's Masa-san.
Is it okay to touch him?
It's okay.
It's okay?
It's not okay!
Tamori-san.
Takada Junji-san.
That's a big name.
It's not a big name.
It's a very popular comedian.
Everyone knows him.
A duo?
I don't want to do it anymore.
Why? Are you serious?
Are you dating?
If you're dating...
We're not dating.
You're not dating?
Where are you going?
You're going on a date.
We haven't done anything yet.
This is a fact.
We went on a Disney date.
I don't know if it's a date.
We're good friends.
Is he someone you can think about dating?
It's a little different from dating.
What are you talking about?
I'm dating...
I'll tell you.
I know.
I'll tell you.
I know.
What kind of gag is it?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Welcome?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Who is this?
Wait a minute.
I don't know at all.
What is this?
What is the feature of the head?
Head. Head.
Let's laugh at the head.
Who is this?
I really know this.
Now, here is the sexy weather forecast at midnight again.
We are connected to the broadcast.
Mita-san and Kogawa-san at the scene.
Kogawa-san.
The temperature has dropped a lot.
Please be careful when you take a break after the game.
Let's move on to the sexy weather forecast.
First is Kitashinchi, Osaka.
In Kitashinchi, there are a lot of poisonous bees that blow in from the Japanese coast.
There is a possibility that your clothes will get dirty because of the poisonous bees.
It would be good to bring a change of clothes in case of an accident.
By the way, Mita-san, where can you see the damage of poisonous bees?
You can see it around your stomach.
It would be good to prepare both upper and lower body clothes.
Please be careful.
Next is Sendai, Kokubun-cho.
In Kokubun-cho, there is a possibility that a pervert will appear.
There is a habit of getting excited while screaming and screaming.
Please be careful of the women around you.
By the way, the pervert will be a bald doll later.
Sometimes it will be a black doll.
Have you ever met Fukuro-chan?
Yes, she is a very dangerous person.
Please be careful.
Next is Nagoya Sakae 3-chome.
In Sakae 3-chome, the number of Mokkori is increasing.
It will be a wind speed beauty.
Please be careful because there are more and more old men who try to put it in by chance.
Please carry a thin rubber band just in case.
Please be careful.
By the way, Okubo-san, you have a dog, right?
Yes, I do.
What is his name?
I call him Hakomi-chan.
It's a cute and wonderful name.
Thank you.
By the way, I have a dog, too.
My dog's name is Herpes.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's a cute name.
I'll give it back to Mitsura-san and Okubo-san.
My friend.
Please change your name to Herpes.
Next is Masukatsu Oyasumidenwa.
Oh, I see.
This is a corner where you make a phone call to an entertainer who Masukatsu can't sleep and say words that he can sleep.
It's kind.
An entertainer who can't sleep.
It's Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan.
What was it earlier?
It came out as a pervert.
Kuro-chan.
Is it already connected?
If you press this, it will be connected.
How do you press it? Is this okay?
Yes.
Oh, that's it.
What?
Did you press it?
Where is it?
Is it a delivery?
What?
A phone call.
I'm sorry. The ladies are coming.
Hello.
Yes.
I'm Okubo from Oasis.
Hello.
Can I call you Nodoguro-chan?
I'm not a high-class person.
I'm not as excited as I thought I would be.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
That's not true.
That's not true?
I'm Kuro-chan, who is energetic at night.
You're not excited, but you can't sleep?
That's right.
I can't sleep and I'm in trouble.
I see.
Why can't you sleep?
Recently, I've been influenced by TV.
I've been told I'm a liar.
I've been told I'm a monster.
I have a bad image and I'm not popular at all.
I see.
I understand.
I want you to sleep soundly.
I want you to say a word of good night.
Please say a gentle word.
You like Mita-san, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'm not a high-class person.
I'm not as excited as I thought I would be.
Hello.
Mi-chan.
Signature.
Good night.