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The Night of the Woodpecker is a night to be fascinated by Ebisu Muscats, the butterflies of a beautiful night.
Ebisu Muscats Midnight Wild Show
In this program, Muscats thoroughly discuss the sexy incident in their ears in order to protect the order of life in the future.
The Night of the Woodpecker is a night to be fascinated by Ebisu Muscats.
One, two, three!
Don't lower your head.
Lower your head.
It's starting.
Lower your head.
It's nice.
It's Ebisu Maskatsu 1.5 Midnight Wide Show.
I'm the host, Shizu.
Nice to meet you.
It's the second week, Mitsuya-san.
When I got home last week, I had a stomachache.
You haven't gotten used to it yet.
Yes.
I had a dream of being eaten by a demon.
I brought a lot of things home.
But the name of Aoi Tsukasa's bag is shocking.
That's no good.
It's shocking.
Please be careful.
It's happening today, too.
Please make it a laughable level.
It's a secret information.
Please.
Today, we have guests who weren't here last week.
There are a lot of people who are here for the first time.
This is Ebisu Maskatsu.
Is there anyone you're curious about?
I don't know who it is.
It's the first time I'm here.
What?
It's the first time I'm here.
I'm a guest.
I'm Yuki Yoshizawa.
You're a guest.
I'm a guest woman.
You're a great guest.
I'm not a guest.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I'm a guest woman.
It's a good introduction.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm a guest woman.
It's not a bad thing.
If I'm not a guest woman, I don't get hormones.
For your health.
I want to do it.
Who do you recommend?
My favorite is Matsuoka.
Matsuoka's recent favorite is Kumonda.
Angel Sanaka.
Angel Sanaka is sexy.
Stop it.
Do Kumonda.
Why do you want to do something new?
Mitsuru loves Kumonda.
I want to see Kumonda.
I don't like it.
Please stop it!
You don't know how to dance originally!?
That is dance ball in pants.
I shouldn't show you my coses at all.
I'm nervous~~~
What did you do?
She is dancing skofro ballet.
I don't want to hear that!
That's a good introduction.
You're more of an idiot than Ishiyoka-san.
Ishiyoka-san is more of a Ska-Toro.
Stop that.
It doesn't matter who's Ska-Toro.
I'm sorry.
It's fine to be sexual, everyone's different.
Right?
That's right.
But today, Kurosawa Bitchi...
What was her name?
Bitchi-san! She's a former Yugoslavian and Japanese half.
A half, right?
Kurosawa Bitchi Atsuko-san.
She passed away due to illegal stay.
What?
She's not coming back?
She's not coming back.
What?
She was forced to stay.
That's right.
That's sad.
I thought she'd come back.
But a new AD is coming this week.
Right?
She's from Ibaraki.
A lot of people are showing their teeth.
Show your teeth.
It's not a good idea to show your teeth.
You've been showing your teeth a lot lately.
It's like a yellow deer antler.
Mitsuura, can you give me your parents' number?
I won't!
I'm keeping it a secret from my mom and dad.
That's why I'm on this show.
I can't give you my parents' number.
You can't?
Why are you shaking your head?
Why are you wearing that mask?
I'm wearing it!
I'm not wearing it!
You have to show your teeth properly.
Please.
What is it?
There's a switch on your forehead.
There is?
What happens if I push it?
What happens if you push it?
Push it.
Mitsuura, push it.
What happens?
What happens if I push it?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
She's getting really excited.
What is she doing?
Don't go there!
You'll lose to the spider woman.
The girl next to her is holding a switch.
Okay?
This show is a debate show
where we discuss about
everything from sexy incidents
to gossips.
Yes.
Last week, we talked about
sexy weather forecast.
That was vulgar.
Today, we have
Mihiro or Momonogi.
We asked them to vote
on Twitter
to see which one of them
will wear a leotard.
Do you have any announcements
from Muscats?
Tsukasa-chan.
During the live broadcast,
the Muscats members will
give away a signed
Abema-kun doll.
The winner will
receive a DM from
Abema TV's official account.
We're looking forward to your comments.
Thank you.
You rubbed it on your crotch.
It's okay. I'll do it now.
As expected.
Do I have to do it?
As expected of a legend!
You're making fun of me.
Let's start with
Weekly Zuri Zuri Check!
In this segment,
we'll talk about
all the news about Muscats.
First,
we have this week's news.
Here it is.
Ta-da!
And this is...
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
It hurts. I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.
It's the school's fault.
Give me the table.
First, this is
the entertainment industry's...
AD!
It's on!
AD!
It's on!
Do you want to wear a mask or take it off?
I'm irritated.
Is that okay?
First, this is
the entertainment industry's
ad issue.
Does anyone have an opinion on this?
This is the news I brought.
The guest.
Recently,
when I turn on the TV,
I see ad news
everywhere.
Every day.
This is the news about
a new talent,
B-san.
B-san?
Don't call him B.
Let's be careful about that.
I think it's the news about
B-san.
Now,
actresses,
MPs,
racers,
all of them
are having sex.
But,
when they turn on the TV,
they get a big compensation.
For example,
they get cut off from commercials.
They get cut off from TV shows.
They can't be on TV anymore.
I think it's amazing.
But,
why do they all have sex?
I see.
They get a big compensation,
but why don't they stop?
Do they have sex?
What do you mean?
They definitely have sex.
Do they have sex?
Generally,
they have sex.
Generally, they have sex.
They definitely have sex,
but
they want to erase
the picture.
They want to erase the picture.
They want to erase
the image of black and white.
They want to erase the image of black and white.
Do they have sex?
They definitely have sex.
If I were them,
I would say they have sex.
Women do, too.
I think it's lame that they have sex.
I see.
I think it's lame that they have sex.
Ms. Hoshizawa,
do you have a thin body?
Do you have a thin body?
You look like a man.
I do.
I look like a man.
I do.
You look like a man.
We're talking about infertility.
I don't want to interrupt.
How is it, everyone?
Many people say they infertile.
How is it, everyone?
You've never had an affair?
No, to be honest, I've experienced it in the past.
Aoi-san, you seem to have an experience.
How so?
Well, it's an old story, but...
I have an experience.
You do?
But...
When it comes to attractive people,
there are a lot of people who get married.
That's true.
So...
Wait a minute.
Don't get in the way.
It doesn't work.
If you fall in love, you run away.
Well, everyone does it, so it won't be found out.
Does everyone do it?
I don't do it.
That's right.
I can't do it.
But it's my guess.
I think Mihiro-san has an affair.
Now?
Why?
Because you're his wife.
I'm his wife?
Yes.
I didn't know that.
My husband saw it the other day.
Your husband saw it?
He was sleeping.
Does your husband support you?
No, he doesn't.
I see.
What do you think?
I don't do it.
What do you think?
To be honest, I know how he feels.
I see.
I know.
I see.
Why?
Do you want to have sex with someone other than your partner?
I want to be hugged when I can't.
I'm not being hugged now.
Are you sexless?
Mihiro is sexless.
Soft sexless.
You're not that hard.
I'm not hard.
When did he kill you?
A month ago.
I see.
I don't know what kind of person he is.
A month ago.
I see.
How many times a week do you want to have sex?
I want to have sex 2 or 3 times a week.
I see.
I think it's good.
Because it's a European culture.
I agree.
Can I have a sign?
Who is this sign for?
Mihiro?
Who?
Mihiro.
Is there a sign?
It's for the Shimuru family.
No, I don't want to have sex.
With Hide?
If I can, I want to have sex.
I think Hide is strong.
Strong?
It says she's real.
I think free love is a wasteful love.
I'll ask you guys.
What is a special sex and a wasteful sex for you?
There was a program like that.
What is a special sex?
If it's a special sex, it's a sex where you get money.
You can't have sex where you get money.
That's your business.
I'll catch you.
It's not that.
What is it?
For example, you have sex with a good man.
And then you get an apartment.
That's not good.
An apartment?
I think there are a lot of people like that.
There are?
I often hear that in the port area.
Especially in Roppongi and the port area.
Especially Gradol.
Gradol is a very good man.
Gradol doesn't make much money.
I do it with the uncles who drink.
You get pocket money.
What about the apartment?
You pay the rent for the apartment.
You often hear that, right?
I'm doing Gradol.
You're lying.
Where are you doing it?
I'm going to put out a DVD next time.
You're lying.
I'm going to put out a DVD called Koi Monogatari.
That's disgusting.
That's lame.
That DVD is lame.
I'm going to put out a DVD called Koi Monogatari.
That's right.
It's very shabby.
That's disgusting.
I'm going to put out the DVD I just put out.
What's wrong?
I'm going to put out a DVD called Koi Monogatari.
You have an opinion?
Do you have an opinion?
I think 3P is a good deal.
3P is like a man.
A man?
From a woman's point of view?
What do you mean by a man?
He makes me do two things at the same time.
A lot of things.
That's true.
At a certain time.
I think he's a man because he makes me do a lot of things at the same time.
Positive.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm probably going home and throwing up.
This is easy to remember.
But if a woman feels good and has a good time, it's a good deal.
I see.
What else is a good deal sex?
You can get money, you feel good.
But I think it's a good deal to catch an AV actress and have sex.
Normally, you pay money to watch the movie.
So I think that's a good deal.
I think it's a good deal if you have a dream.
Don't say you have a dream to be an AV actress.
Shut up!
Stop it!
I don't have a dream to be an AV actress.
You're wrong.
You don't have a dream to be an AV actress.
I'm wrong, but I just came back from Thailand.
I don't want to be told this.
I just came back from Thailand, so I have a lot to say.
Stop it!
It's true that you have a lot to say.
Don't cry, Kuro-san.
I'm not crying at all.
We're not on good terms.
What is a good deal sex?
Have you ever had sex?
It's a good deal to have sex.
I'm sorry.
Minato-san.
Is it okay?
You look like Shigeru Muroi.
I'm not Shigeru Muroi.
I'm reading your essay.
It's funny.
Thank you.
You have to say it in a serious way.
What is it?
You're funny.
You taught me.
I see.
Can I see Shigeru Muroi's sex?
Shigeru Muroi.
I'm not Shigeru Muroi.
I'm scared.
Is it okay?
What is it?
It's a good deal to have sex with someone you like.
I think it's a good deal.
However, if you have sex with someone you like, there is an unexpected problem.
What is it?
You become a sister-in-law with your friend.
Sister-in-law.
I use the word sister-in-law naturally.
You become a sister-in-law with your friend.
What is it?
Isn't that perm too old?
It's a good deal.
It's not a good deal.
It's a good deal.
It's popular these days.
It's a good deal.
It's good that the perm is not old.
I remembered.
What did you remember?
I'm doing this kind of work.
For example, I'm a person who says who I was when I joined AV.
For example, if I say that I was different from AV or that I was actually a tuna, it's a little painful.
That's a big deal.
Did you say that?
I've never been told that.
However, I have to do my best when I am known as Tsukasa Aoi.
That's a big deal.
Even if you're a comedian, you have to say something funny.
It's different from your private life, isn't it?
There are people who try to blow it up.
What?
What are you trying to blow up?
You're going to blow it up, aren't you?
AV actresses all blow it up.
It's a blow-up, isn't it?
My neighbor told me.
Blowing up is blowing up the belly.
It's blowing up the salt.
That's right.
It's salt.
It's a blow-up of salt.
Is it okay to say it's a fake?
No, I'm going to say something.
It's okay.
I know what it is, so it's okay.
She said it's a blow-up of salt.
What did you say?
Is it a finish?
Time is up.
Mitsuyura, please summarize what you've said so far.
Salt is a blow-up.
That's right.
It's a blow-up of salt.
All right.
That's the discussion.
Shall we move on to the next corner?
Yes.
I'm scared.
Today's blue...
What's wrong with you?
Ms. Eri.
What's wrong with you?
I'm fine now.
I'm scared.
Please go ahead.
I'll come to you next time.
Please go ahead.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Today's Aoi Toji.
Aoi Toji.
Last week, a terrible name came out.
It was a terrible name.
It was terrible.
Can I trust this person?
You can't.
You absolutely can't.
You don't have to say that on the live broadcast.
What?
Who are you talking to?
Last time, Asuka said a lot of things that never happened.
It was on the news again.
What?
It was on the news again.
What?
It was on the news again.
It's like Aoi's Bakuro.
If you drink it, you'll do it with anyone.
You said that.
Will you correct that?
No, I won't.
Are you okay today?
I'm okay today.
It's strange to say that you're okay, but are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
You brought Aoi's true story, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I heard it.
What's wrong?
I feel like I want to drink today.
I don't know.
Drink it.
I don't know.
What's wrong?
Drink it.
What's wrong?
I've never seen so much air.
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're more free now, aren't you?
Yes.
I was told that I can do it freely.
You can do it freely.
I got it.
You can do it freely.
This time, if Aoi says something dangerous, I'll do this.
The picture will change and the audio will not play.
Then I'll show you.
Yes.
I'm scared.
You have it, don't you?
I'm scared.
What?!
What's wrong?
No, no, no. This is...
Wait a minute.
This is...
It's better if I don't look at them.
Look. I can't handle this by myself.
Please look. This is worse than a warrior.
Ow, ow, ow. This one hurts.
This one hurts.
Really?
This is bad.
You're lying!
This is a lie!
You can't say that!
This is a lie!
If this is true, I'll kick you!
I know how you feel.
Is it true?
It's true.
You can't say that!
You'll be killed.
Show me your front!
You can't say that!
You're definitely a Yuriel!
It hurts!
You can't say that!
If you can trust me...
If you can trust me, I'll kill you!
I'll do it!
She's a PTA.
She has common sense.
I'm scared.
Is this true?
Can I try?
It's goosebumps!
This is bad!
We have to protect her.
You can't say that!
This is bad!
The hint is...
This is bad!
If this is bad, press the button!
Wow...
This is...
I don't think we can go any further than this.
I don't think so.
So you don't have a relationship with him anymore?
No, I don't.
That was a long time ago.
Yes, 5 or 6 years ago.
5 or 6 years ago?
This is too much.
You can't do this.
I've never done this.
I just happened to have the opportunity.
You're doing this to me again!
I'm sure you're asking for information, but you have to protect yourself.
A lot of people are coming.
So far, so good.
Midnight Wine Show!
Don't say it!
I lost.
No, no.
Why?
Why did you say that?
I said what I thought.
You're going to be a celebrity next week.
Listen to me.
The number of viewers is...
560,000!
Isn't that amazing?
It's not something you can see that often.
I'm sorry.
You can't say that.
It was 50,000.
I'm sorry.
It's totally different.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The comments are all about predictions.
There's a lot of comments about Nicolas Cage.
Nicolas Cage?
It's a little different.
That's too bad.
There's also Subaru-san.
Subaru-san is a little old.
It's a little different.
But a lot of people are coming.
Let's get started.
It's a sexy weather forecast at midnight.
Mihiro and Momonogi.
Oh, good morning.
It's Mihiro.
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's your wife.
Good evening.
It's cold today as well.
It's cold.
It's cold. It's definitely cold.
Yesterday, on the 16th of November,
do you know what day it was?
The 16th of November?
Yes, yesterday.
You don't know?
I don't know.
Did something happen?
Actually, it was the day of the Bojo-Rei-Nu-Bo meeting.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I saw it somewhere.
Yes.
I think there are a lot of people who drink delicious wine and feel sexy tonight.
When I get drunk, I feel good.
You can hear the sound of zukkon and bakkon.
I can't hear it.
Don't say it like a bug.
Midnight in autumn.
Then, I would like to go with today's sexy weather forecast.
First of all, it is Kabuki-cho in Shinjuku.
Limited.
Yes.
In Kabuki-cho, the temperature drops and it seems that you will miss people from night to morning.
Please be aware of the warning from the guys who are flirting with you.
Oh, Kabuki-cho.
10% chance to be believed.
You should prepare a thin rubber band so that you can wear it anytime.
So that you can wear it.
Yes.
But it seems that there are some girls who only date after doing it.
It's a little difficult.
I see.
Certainly.
Yes.
Next, I would like to go to Ueno in Taito-ku.
Ueno.
Yes.
In Ueno, there are many clouds over the sky, and it seems that there will be a lot of sex between men and women.
Men and women?
It seems that it will be the weather of sometimes ex- girlfriend after cheating.
Please be careful.
There is such a pattern.
Hmm.
That's right.
If you get serious about cheating, you will be out.
Next, I would like to go to Roppongi in Minato-ku.
Yes.
In Roppongi, it will be a weather where celebrities' crotches are easy to get wet.
Celebrities' crotches?
Yes.
There are many people who drink too much pollen or get too excited, and there is an anti-pollution law.
It's better to be careful.
Celebrities who have cheated should not forget their sunglasses and masks.
This is also conspicuous.
If you get out of the scandal in one shot, you will be charged with folding garbage instead of protection.
Garbage fell.
Folding garbage.
Rubber.
Yes.
Right?
Celebrities.
Celebrities are targeted.
That's right.
Yes.
Hmm.
Well then.
Hmm.
Maitenguu.
A fan. A small fan.
Everyone in the studio.
Yes.
I'll give it back to you.
You won't give it back.
You can't help it.
Maitenguu with a fan.
I was waiting for you.
Will this weather forecast be useful?
It will be useful.
Please pay attention to the sentence.
Yes.
Let's move on.
Next.
Weekly Naka Zurizuri Check Part 2
This time.
I was interested in Muscat.
Here is the article.
Jan.
What is the new era of TV?
Oh.
It's like turning off the TV.
That's right.
I want to ask.
Who is this?
Yes.
Minato.
I'm Harano.
Recently, the new era of TV.
You hear it a lot.
I hear it.
The other day.
Mr. Abenuma.
72 hours.
Hone TV.
Yes.
It was a great number of viewers.
Yes.
What is it?
Mr. Abenuma.
You can do it.
LINE.
Yes.
That's it.
That's right.
But.
If it's a local law.
Yes.
It goes down more.
There are many things you can't do.
Yes.
I don't know LINE anymore.
Oh.
Why can't I do it?
Yes.
Hmm.
It's very strict.
Hmm.
What's going to happen to TV in the future?
Hmm.
I'm worried about TV.
That's the kind of thing.
I'm worried about TV.
You think so.
There was.
Even in Mascots.
Ah.
What did you say?
This.
I didn't have this.
I guess it's said that.
What was wrong?
Well.
Wasn't there a throw?
Yes.
I'm going to stick it in a cardboard box.
Yes.
I'm doing it with the feeling that I'm doing it, but the viewers say that I'm pitiful or that I'm coming to the program.
Isn't it frustrating?
I'm doing it with my body.
It would be nice if it was that.
That's right.
If you say it's pitiful.
I'm looking for a place to say bad things.
I wonder if I'm watching TV to find it.
It's amazing.
It's annoying.
You like TV.
That's right.
What's your favorite TV show?
My favorite TV show?
Wednesday's Downtown.
Because it's funny.
It's really funny.
I see.
Is there anything else?
TV Shinjidai.
What do you think, Yumekana?
Net TV is really interesting.
I've been downloading AVEBA TV since before this show came out.
It's really interesting and I love it.
I see.
You can't help it even if the internet is canceled.
That's right.
Don't put your hands in your crotch.
While talking.
What?
Mitsuyora-san's glasses are upside down.
What?
Oh my god!
I don't know what I made her do.
She's just great at what she does.
What do you think of Su-Bu and TV?
I really like TV.
But I'm running out of funny TV shows.
There are so many people who complain about me.
And I get criticized for that.
I grew up watching variety shows.
So I learned what's wrong and how to fix it.
I learned that I shouldn't go too far.
I learned that from TV.
I see. You're being serious.
But now, there are too many restrictions.
I don't know what to do.
That's why there are so many crazy people.
There are restrictions.
I don't know how far I should go.
That's why there are so many crazy people.
I'm sorry. I thought everyone was stupid.
I'm sorry.
I have a question for everyone.
What do you think of sex in the new era?
Why?
Sex in the new era?
I think sex has changed.
I think it's different from before.
What do you think of sex in the new era?
Sex in the new era?
I think it's new.
I think love dolls will have better performance.
I think they will be like real people.
Then we don't need women anymore.
If love dolls become like real people.
What are you talking about?
I said it.
That's possible.
What do you mean?
People who can't date women.
If you can do that, it's a crime.
You can do whatever you want.
Is there an old sex?
It's like this sex is old.
It's like it's too late.
Ugly sex.
It starts with a kiss, goes down to the neck, and goes to the chest.
Is that ugly?
Isn't it normal?
It's not normal.
Then what should I do?
It's okay.
It's not normal.
It's a new sex.
It's not like Rambo.
It's a new sex.
It's a new era.
Who is doing it?
I think it's me.
Who is doing it?
Ishioka, don't lie.
What are you talking about?
It's not a manual, but I think it's old.
Are you always in a go state?
What do you mean by go?
Is it wet or wet?
If it's not wet, you can put it on.
Rambo.
It's like Kato-chan.
In the new era, there is a public phone in the park.
Like a public phone, it's like a blue can box.
Blue can box.
When you feel dizzy, you can put it in a blue can box and feel better.
It's not a hotel.
You can put it in a blue can box.
You can put it in a blue can box and feel better.
It's like a magic mirror.
It's exciting.
It's new.
It's not good.
It's too high level.
I was surprised.
She has been having sex for more than a year.
Why do you say that?
I said it loudly.
I'm listening.
I ignored it.
You ignored it?
Recently, everyone listens to what I say.
I haven't had a boyfriend for 8 years.
It's really loud.
You don't have to say it.
It doesn't matter if you don't say it.
I haven't had a boyfriend for 8 years.
I'm not interested.
Please be more interested.
I don't know.
It's about time.
She is not a junior high school student in the countryside.
Me?
It's the sex of the new era that Fujiwara thinks.
Tell me what you think.
Sit down.
Eri, are you motivated now?
It's okay.
It's the sex of the new era that Fujiwara thinks.
It's a dowsing machine.
Sit down.
Eri, she is a little arrogant.
She is a little arrogant.
Tell me what you think.
Fujiwara, what do you think?
If you put the man you want to find into the dowsing machine,
the dowsing machine will find the ideal man for you.
What are you talking about?
Don't bother him.
I'll cut it anyway.
Don't do that.
I don't want to be cut.
There are many matching apps.
You don't have to dowsing.
That's right.
It says Fujiwara, sit down.
Fujiwara, sit down.
I'm sitting down.
It's a matter of misconduct.
What?
It's Okubo's sex.
I usually sit outside.
What?
I usually sit on the escalator of Makuhari Messe.
It's disgusting, so sit down.
Makuhari Messe is rude.
I don't want to go there.
Sit down.
I'm sitting down.
I'm sorry.
I apologize to Makuhari Messe.
I'm sorry to the people involved in Makuhari Messe.
By the way, I think the way of dowsing in the new era will change.
Dowsing?
It's an old way of dowsing.
What's wrong?
There is a VR that allows you to watch AV.
There is a VR that allows you to watch AV in front of you.
I've heard of it.
It comes out in front of you.
It's 360 degrees.
You can hear whispers with earphones.
I've heard of it.
How does it look in 360 degrees?
This is it.
I don't like it.
What's going to happen?
I don't like it.
It's VR.
If you do this, you can see it.
Can you see this?
No!
No! No!
No! No! No!
I didn't see it at all. What happened?
What happened?
It was really serious.
What happened?
It was like a fierce battle.
Really?
It was like a battle.
I couldn't see where I was looking.
What happened?
It was amazing here.
Can I see again?
What is it like?
Stop! Stop!
What is it like?
It's a fortune-telling.
Wow, amazing.
No!
No, no, no.
It's a fortune-telling.
Wow, amazing.
Fortune-teller Love will guess it.
Love, thank you.
Thank you.
First, 3rd place.
Mizugameza.
Is there anyone from Mizugameza?
Is there?
No.
Oh, Imugane-chan is from Mizugameza.
3rd place is you from Mizugameza.
If you are too patient with sex,
it is easy to think that it is still long, so be careful.
Girls have to pretend to go,
so be careful.
I bought it.
Next, 2nd place.
2nd place is Otomeza.
Is there anyone from Otomeza?
Is there?
No.
There is no one.
2nd place is you from Otomeza.
During the play, when you are the most excited,
the mobile phone may ring.
It is better to turn off the power so that the sex does not get wet.
So that the sex does not get wet.
Yes.
The moment you go, the mobile phone may ring.
Oh, I see.
Next, 1st place.
Congratulations.
You are from Sasorita.
Is there anyone from Sasorita?
Can you be quiet?
I'm sorry.
Powerful!
Wow.
Are you okay?
Tsubuchan!
Tsubuchan.
Tsubu.
Are you fine?
She is strong.
She is talking about it.
économique
Is there anyone from Sasorita?
Sasorita.
There is no one Jin.
I cannot see.
I'm sorry, Sabu-chan.
Your luck will increase if you do a challenge.
So, you should try various types of types.
Also, there seems to be a lot of quarreling.
Do you turn off the light?
Or do you keep the light on?
Please be careful not to quarrel.
That's the first place.
That's right.
The last is this week's disappointing sex.
Sabu-chan, please.
Disappointing sex.
The last is this week's disappointing sex.
It's you, Kani-san.
Is there anyone?
Is there anyone, Kani-san?
No one.
No one?
I don't need that.
Please put someone in.
The worst meeting is you.
It's not now, so it's easy to come forward.
The worst result.
You may be noticed by the outflow of the picture taken in the rain.
It's not the worst.
This week, please bear with the kiss picture.
If you are a celebrity, please be especially careful.
Be careful of the outflow of the picture taken in the rain.
This week's lucky item for adults.
If you carry a flashy lingerie with a narrow area, you can avoid disaster.
Mitsuira-san and Okubo-san, please put it in your bag and carry it.
Lingerie with a narrow area?
Yes.
Do you carry it?
Yes.
When do you carry it?
When I have an emergency.
When you have an emergency?
Yes.
I have a weapon.
I understand.
I'm doing fortune-telling now.
Yuma-chan.
Yes.
How is the number of viewers?
The number of viewers now is 90,000.
It has increased.
You have a lot of viewers.
The number of viewers is increasing.
Yes.
The number of viewers is increasing.
I'm watching a live broadcast.
I'm watching it on TV.
It's a big deal.
Are you excited?
A little.
It's a big deal.
We will broadcast the sexy weather forecast again.
Mihiro and Momonogi.
Even though it's cold!
Sexy!
It's still cold, isn't it?
It's getting colder and colder.
The air is also very dry right now.
It seems that the wind is blowing, so please be careful.
Now, let's move on to the sexy weather forecast.
Your mouth is not open.
Weather forecast.
This is Maruyama-cho in Shibuya.
Outside the hotel.
Maruyama-cho continues to be the location of the winter tamakins on the left and right balls.
I did this last week, too.
It's a more sensitive tamakin than last week.
Please be careful when it's a little light.
It's sensitive.
In such a case, please put a blanket on the tamakin and take a rest.
What do you mean by putting a blanket on the tamakin?
What's a blanket for tamakins?
Next is Gotanda in Shibuya.
Gotanda.
It was Shinagawa Ward.
It doesn't matter which one.
In Gotanda, there is a lot of air pressure from the queen.
Therefore, it seems that a swarm of insects and wolves are coming.
That's scary.
It seems to be an exciting weather.
Momo-chan, what are you talking about?
Please be careful of Gotanda.
Next is Ikebukuro in Toshima-ku.
Ikebukuro.
In Ikebukuro, the air pressure is increasing.
Again?
While making L.A. with your fingers, you are involving senior entertainers to strengthen your strength.
Please be careful.
I'm involving senior entertainers.
L.A.
Girls around you should wear tight pants and be careful.
Please prepare a folding rubber for the worst-case scenario.
If you have a folding rubber...
Excuse me.
I want to correct it.
What is it?
I told you earlier that the weather in Gotanda is like this.
To be correct, it is like this.
Why?
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
Why did you say that?
I'm sorry.
We will return Mitsura-san and Okubo-san to the studio.
Thank you.
Why did they leave?
They left for Tsuba.
It's not goodbye.
Next is a new segment.
A new segment?
Today's Sexy Rock-paper-scissors.
Aoi-san, please.
Tsu-chan will do a sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Let's do it together.
If you beat me, there is a good thing.
Let's start.
At first...
Rock-paper-scissors.
What are you doing?
Did you say it?
Did you say rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors.
You will have a good time at the end of the week.
Be careful not to make a mistake.
You are normal.
See you later.
What is this segment?
It's amazing.
I want you to do a sexy rock-paper-scissors.
You have a strange face.
Rock-paper-scissors.
That's funny.
I can't proceed from rock-paper-scissors.
How many weeks will you do it?
I will teach my teacher.
Everyone will do a sexy rock-paper-scissors.
Do you have a message from Ebisu Mascots?
Yes.
On Friday, December 29th,
we will hold the first live show of Ebisu Mascots 1.5,
Love Hogai no Akumu.
There are only a few tickets left,
so please get the tickets early and come to see us.
See you later.
It's been a long time, 29 days.
So we have only 3 minutes left.
How was it?
How was it today?
Today was the most fun I've ever had.
It was the most fun I've ever had.
How about you, Tsubu?
It ended so quickly, I wanted to talk more.
Can I see this woman again?
Stop it!
I was surprised.
Stop it!
I thought it would be good.
I did it for you.
That's right.
The audience is here.
Thank you very much.
How was the weather?
It was cold, wasn't it?
It was cold.
I'm getting old.
I want to be in the studio.
You don't want to be on TV?
Yes.
How about you, Momo?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please refer to it.
It's good to have a folding rubber band.
Next week...
Can you bring me information next week?
Do you still have it?
Yes, I do.
It was really bad.
It's out.
If it leaks, it will be reported to the entertainment world.
I can't say it.
I'm looking forward to it.
What's wrong?
I'm counting the time.
5 seconds.
4, 3, 2, 1
Bye bye.