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The Night of the Woodpecker is a night to be fascinated by Ebisu Muscats, the butterflies of a lovely night.
Ebisu Muscats Midnight Wild Show
In this program, Muscats discuss the sexy incident in their ears in order to protect the order of life in the future.
The Night of the Woodpecker is a night to be fascinated by Ebisu Muscats.
Ebisu Muscats 1.5 is now on Abema TV.
Ebisu Muscats 1.5 The Midnight Wide Show.
This is the night of the woodpecker.
What are you doing, mom?
What is it?
What is it, mom?
It's the first time you're doing this.
Do it properly, mom!
I'm doing it properly, mom. I'm nervous.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
This is the first time we're doing this in Oasis.
It's the first time.
That's right. It's the first time.
It's a new show, Mitsura-san.
I didn't think it would be such a shabby show.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little scared.
Mitsura-san, you're white!
That's...
What is it? Is it a jacket?
Is it your skin?
What is it? Are you complimenting me?
Please show that person to the public.
Who is it?
I'll tell you.
I'll tell the security guard.
The security guard is sweet.
Mitsura-san, do your best!
I'll do my best.
You've become a passionate fan.
It's okay.
It's a two-hour live broadcast, everyone.
It's different from the recording, so please be careful.
Please be careful.
This program is to protect the order of the future life.
It is a program in which only women, including mascots, discuss the sexual incidents in their ears.
So, we're the mascots of the sexy army.
What is it?
Are you all good friends?
We're not good friends.
We haven't talked that much except for today's recording.
Really?
By the way, is that a bulls-eye?
It's just a little bit.
What is it?
It's just a little bit.
Are you conscious of the bulls-eye?
No, I'm not.
Don't talk too much!
Why?
I'm being called.
I see.
Who else?
Who else are you interested in?
This is Asuka Kiraura-san.
She's the leader of the group.
Who else?
Oh, Subu-san.
As you can see, Subu-san is ugly.
Did you quit the girl's bar in Sancha?
Yes, I did.
I was working part-time at Sancha's Steak House OK.
But it was closed the other day.
Steak OK?
It's not OK.
But she's really good at dancing.
Really?
Yes.
Can you show us your dance later?
Yes. Thank you.
Are you really?
Oh, also expecting Shibuhara-san!
Shibuhara-san family!
Shibuhara-san...
Shibuhara-san family?
Shibuhara-san is not bad.
She's the beautifulwoman in your drama.
Shibuhara-san is the other woman to come back.
Yes, that's right.
She was in the first season of Muscat, and now she's back.
She's a newcomer.
That's right, she's in that position.
I see.
Also...
What should I know?
Next to Bullson is Mita Fujin.
Mita Fujin?
She's a celebrity character.
Soushi-san is...
6 billion...
Really?
Yes.
That's amazing!
Her father is amazing.
How about you, Aoi-san and Soushi-san?
Soushi-san is my...
3.5 billion.
Aoi, don't talk!
It's like a Hiroyuki Gallery.
I'm sorry I'm late.
The commentator of the show is a man with a lot of experience. He's a former Yugoslavian and half- Japanese model.
He's Noriko Kurosawavich.
Hello!
Noriko Kurosawavich!
A former Yugoslavian?
Before she joined the show.
She's quite old.
That's right, she's quite old.
How old is she?
She's still...
I can't speak.
She can't speak because she hasn't grasped the character yet.
She can't speak.
She can't speak yet.
She's still grasping the character.
It'll be over in 2 hours.
15 minutes.
In addition, this show has a sexy weather forecast corner.
We'll see if the two of you will be the Leotard.
Please look forward to it.
We'll see if you'll be the Leotard.
It's over.
We'll have a corner like that later.
I'll be the Leotard!
He's really going for it.
3 of us will be the Leotard!
3 of what?
What are you talking about?
You'll be the Leotard.
Do you have any announcements from Muscat?
Be careful.
This is a normal announcement.
This year, on December 29th,
there will be a live show called Love Hongai's Counterattack.
Counterattack?
That's good.
You're an idiot!
It's a nightmare.
You have to do it properly.
It's a nightmare.
That's right.
I understand.
Also, if you want to connect with us on Twitter during the live broadcast,
I'm sorry.
Kurosawa-san said,
Are you Suzuki Sonoko-san?
I see.
Japan is shallow, so I don't know.
Suzuki Sonoko-san.
I've become good at Japanese.
Your face is a little unnatural.
Don't worry.
My face is white.
I'm sorry.
Is that okay?
Excuse me.
the mascot members will receive a signed AVEMA doll.
If you send a message,
we will send a DM from the AVEMA official account.
What is that?
Soy sauce?
Yes.
If you put soy sauce on it, it will smell good.
Aoi-san, where did you put soy sauce?
Around here.
I'm sorry.
Aoi Tsukasa-san said,
Is your tongue black?
My tongue is not black.
Don't worry.
My tongue is not black at all.
Did you find it?
If you laugh a little, your tongue will come out.
I found it for the first time.
Your tongue is not black.
It's a little black.
It's a little cold.
Warm it up.
Rub it with salt.
I'm careful.
It's worth it.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Let's go.
Let's go to the first corner.
Weekly Zuri Zuri Check.
I'm glad.
Weekly Zuri Zuri Check.
Let's do it.
Reporter Asuka Kirara, please.
Thank you.
What's up?
Let's do it again.
What's up?
In this corner, we, sexy reporters, will introduce the rumors of the celebrities we hired.
These girls are really playing with celebrities, so they have a connection.
They say serious information without hesitation.
We collected only the real information.
It's okay. It's a live broadcast.
You have a lot of money.
Do I have a lot of money? What are you talking about?
You have a lot of money.
Let's get started.
Here is this week's news.
How many are there?
What is it?
Is this real?
This is real.
What is it?
Is there anything you're curious about?
I don't like the name.
What is it?
There are many.
Which one?
Which one do you recommend?
Let's start with Okubo Kayoko.
She is serious about celebrities.
Let's start with her.
I don't want you to start with her.
This is a report from Kurosawa Bitchi.
I...
What kind of voice is that?
I'm sorry.
Okubo-san...
She is a talkative person.
She said it.
Actually,
I met her 3 times.
You said you like that show.
After that,
I met her again at the 24-hour TV.
I exchanged our phone numbers.
I met her again at the 24-hour TV.
I have a problem with my face.
I'm in trouble with this side.
Okubo-san looks like Hiromi Iwasaki.
Me?
Which one looks like me?
I have a problem with my face.
Who looks like me?
I'm sleepy.
Yes.
I met her again.
I saw her at the dressing room.
That's right, but this information hasn't come out yet.
You're curious, aren't you?
So if you don't say Y, it's Y.
Who do you think it is?
Who?
Y.
Y?
Y.
It's pretty...
Huh?
It's pretty...
Shingo Yanagisawa?
That's not it.
It's not?
I got it.
Oh.
Ekichi Yazawa?
That's not it.
It's Yazawa.
That's not it.
Ah.
Well, that's not it.
Um, how should I say it?
It's a little weird to say my name, but...
Yeah.
I'm a journalist.
Hey, she's a journalist.
She's a hot topic.
Y.
You know, she's been with a lot of women.
Yes.
Yaegashi?
Yae and no?
Yaegashi?
Have you heard of it?
Journalist no?
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By the way, Yamaji-san, you know him, right?
He's one of the many popular people in Okinawa.
He asked me out on a show.
He asked you out?
Yes, he made me do it.
It was a bit of a skit.
But behind the scenes, he was like,
Okubo-san, you don't have to do that.
Let's go eat.
Also, Yamaji-san is doing a lot of animal protection activities.
I said earlier that I don't want to get in touch with humans, dogs, or cats.
I can't trust humans.
I can't trust humans. I hate humans.
I hate humans.
So we exchanged numbers.
And at a certain point, he said,
Okubo-san, what are you doing tomorrow around 9 p.m.?
See?
A date.
9 p.m. is a long time.
It's long.
He asked me where I wanted to go.
I thought it might be a date to talk about animal protection.
So I went.
And what did I do?
I caught a stray cat.
What?
I'm not joking.
You're serious.
I'm serious.
Did you have sex with him?
No, I didn't.
That's cheating.
We catch stray cats so that they don't have sex with us.
So that they don't have sex with us.
So we don't have sex.
Did you kiss him?
No, I didn't.
Did you hold hands?
No, I didn't.
You have to be caught, don't you?
In the middle of the night.
Why?
Why all of a sudden?
Because you talk to so many women.
You're in that kind of situation.
Yamaji is a serious person.
I don't think he's changed.
I caught a stray cat.
I thought that was the case.
But you're not out of luck, are you?
But you had sex with Yamaji, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I don't have sex with Yamaji.
Really?
I'm just doing a healthy job of catching stray cats and giving them back.
Okuma-san, you're not out of luck, are you?
I'm not out of luck.
When was the last time you had sex?
Four and a half years ago.
I didn't have sex with him.
I really didn't.
Who did you have sex with?
I can't tell you.
Don't be stupid.
I can't tell you.
I can't tell you because it's a live broadcast.
If you were president Fujita, would you do it?
I'd go.
I don't have a chance to do that.
I don't.
You mean a bike accident four years ago?
Stop it.
I mean a bike accident.
A bike?
A bike accident?
I'd have sex with him.
You idiot!
I'd have sex with him.
You idiot!
That's all.
There's a lot, right?
Yes.
Then, next is...
Which one?
Let's look at this article.
Okay.
The entertainment industry is persistently following Sae Kanzaki.
There's Kanzaki.
Is this true, Kanzaki-san?
Is this true?
This is true.
What's an entertainment industry?
Following?
Can I say it?
You can.
It's very famous.
This is a live broadcast.
If I say something really bad,
this button will go like this.
The color changed.
I'll turn off the sound.
I'll press this when there's nothing.
Can I say it?
I don't know.
Who is it?
Isn't it Irie-kun from Karateka?
No, it's not.
It usually appears.
Karateka...
Kuro-chan.
It's Kuro-chan.
She's been working a lot, right?
With Kuro-chan?
We were on a local program together.
Local program is scary.
We sat next to each other in the dressing room.
That's scary.
She asked me to give her my number.
But I can't refuse her.
Well, well.
You can give her your number.
We were sitting next to each other.
We talked a lot.
She asked me if I like alcohol.
She asked me what will happen if I get drunk.
Kuro-chan is amazing.
There was a Shinkansen going back to Tokyo.
But we took the same Shinkansen.
She contacted me.
She asked me to go out for a meal.
Did you go out with her?
No, I was scared.
Because she was definitely trying to hug me.
Definitely?
Definitely not.
She was definitely trying to hug me.
You don't want to be hugged by Kuro-chan?
Kuro-chan...
I don't want to be hugged by her.
Who will be there at Yasuda Daisakus?
The captain.
Anpai is the captain.
You don't want to be hugged by Kuro-chan?
You don't want to be hugged by Kuro-chan, do you?
I see.
I don't know if Kuro-chan really wants to hug me.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Call her.
She's definitely trying to hug me.
I'll check it.
What is she going to do?
She might be mistaken.
That's rude.
She might not want to hug me.
She's definitely trying to hug me.
Really?
Do you have LINE, Kanzaki-san?
LINE?
That's good.
I can't check it without evidence.
I see.
She's exchanging messages with Kuro-chan.
I see.
Do you have LINE?
I can check it.
I have LINE, but...
You don't have LINE?
That's amazing.
She's exchanging messages with Kuro-chan.
Now?
She wants to see it.
Do you have LINE?
She has a cell phone.
I see.
That's amazing.
I can see how she's exchanging messages with Kuro- chan.
I can check it on LINE.
I see.
That's how she's exchanging messages.
She's showing it to me.
She's exchanging messages with Kuro-chan.
I don't reply to her often, but...
When I forget, she sends me a message saying,
She's ignoring it.
She's exchanging messages with Kuro-chan.
That's right.
When did she send you a message recently?
Recently...
September 18th.
That's a long time ago.
Do you have LINE?
Yes.
Show me.
Kuro-chan, you don't reply to her often, do you?
I don't reply to her often.
I'm a fan of Ayaman Japan.
There she is.
Can I do it?
That's amazing.
You did that, didn't you?
Do it again.
Do it.
She's doing something.
That's amazing.
Okubo-san, please check this LINE.
Is it okay?
Let's check this LINE.
Viewers, please use your phone.
Really?
There are a lot of messages.
Viewers, please check this LINE with Kuro-chan.
Please check this LINE and call her.
If you call her, please say,
Stop it.
I think she knows your phone number.
If you know Kuro-chan's phone number, please call her.
That's good.
If you know Kuro-chan's phone number, please call her.
If you say, I know your number,
please tell her your number by your hand.
I don't know her number.
It's okay if I show her.
Please call her.
Please say, Stop it.
Please call her.
Do you want to call her?
She's been invited to our show several times.
Do you want to call her?
I was surprised.
There's a phone number on the screen, but it's not Kuro-chan's number.
I can't say her number.
I can't say her number, but I can see her number.
Everyone can see her number.
Everyone can see her number?
Is it okay?
Kuro-chan, you don't have to say her number.
I don't have to say her number.
Please calm down.
Let's call her.
Please call her.
Is it okay to call her from Kanzaki's LINE?
Or do you have a phone number?
Then I'll call her from someone else's phone.
You can't do that.
You just read the script of the lie told by the director.
You can't put her number on the screen.
You can't do that.
You can't put her number on the screen.
You can't do that.
You can't put her number on the screen.
You can't do that.
Makkoi!
What are you going to do, Makkoi?
It's a trouble.
It's a claim.
What are you going to do, Makkoi?
We've known each other for a long time.
Do you have a phone number?
Everyone says they have a phone number.
You want to confirm it, don't you?
I want to make it clear.
Who should call her?
You?
How about you?
Let's wait and see.
A new work.
Ishioka has a sexy impersonation.
What?
For example, sexy spear.
If you ask her to do something sexy, she'll do it.
Like an animal?
You can do anything.
It's my first time, so I want to do it.
Let's start with a simple one.
Sexy goat.
Come closer.
What else?
What kind of animal?
Sexy elephant.
What else?
Sexy tiger.
You don't know what a tiger is?
Sexy falcon.
Don't shoot.
It's getting closer.
What else do you want?
Sexy police car.
What's wrong with the camera?
It's getting closer.
Sexy poop.
Stop it.
It's too much.
Let's make a call.
Do you want to make a call?
I'll make a call.
What do you think about Kanzaki?
I don't want to talk to him.
It's coming out.
Will it come out?
He doesn't answer the phone.
Is he playing?
Is he working?
He doesn't answer the phone.
What are you going to do, Mac?
What are you going to do?
We still have time.
Let's do it later.
We can't do it now.
We have no choice.
Let's move on to another news.
Do we still have time?
Yes, we do.
Let's move on to the next news.
AOE Sora.
A young man who makes a crab talk.
Who?
Who is AOE Sora?
If you read it as it is, it's written as AOE.
I would like to explain this article in detail.
Please do.
Because it's my personal opinion.
I heard this from a close friend.
AOE Sora.
He bought a man in the club called REX in Japan.
Did he buy him? Did he pay him?
What do you think?
He shouldn't have bought him.
I don't know.
The club is called REX in Japan.
REX.
Where is it?
I think it's around Roppongi.
I can't say anything.
I don't know what to say.
He bought a Korean idol, Dalmatian Simon.
What?
I don't know.
Who is Dalmatian Simon?
What?
Who is Dalmatian Simon?
Dalmatian.
It's not a dog.
I got it.
It's a rumor that he bought a dog.
What do you think?
What do you think, Aoi?
Aoi.
Dalmatian Simon is his friend.
He is his junior.
Don't you remember him buying him?
I don't remember him buying him.
Did he buy him a meal?
I got a call.
He came from over there.
I see.
Hello?
Uh, do you know who she is?
Do you know who she is?
Mizuki-chan?
Be quiet.
Really? Mizuki-chan?
Long time no see.
Are you working now?
No, I'm not.
No?
Roppongi's...
Don't you remember?
Roppongi's?
Yes.
Roppongi's...
Lupin?
Mika-chan?
Not Lupin.
Not Lupin?
Mizeruba.
You haven't been there recently?
Long time ago.
Are you Mizeruba now?
I'm Maito now.
Maito?
Did you say Maito?
Do you know?
How many years ago?
3 years ago?
Mizeruba is not far away.
Who is she?
Asuka.
Asuka-chan?
Long time no see.
Are you working now?
No, I'm not.
No?
What's wrong?
What were you doing?
I was wondering what you were doing.
I was taking a bath.
Did you change your bag?
What are you going to do from now on?
From now on?
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm going to sleep soon.
Are you going to sleep?
That's not what I said.
Did I say that?
Are you really going to sleep?
That's not what I said.
What's wrong?
I want to confirm something with you.
I've never been to Japan.
You raised your arm.
What?
I want to confirm something with you.
Confirm?
I heard from my friend.
Do you know Sae Kanzaki of Ebisu Muscats?
Yes, I know.
I see.
What kind of relationship do you have?
What kind of relationship?
We worked together and exchanged LINE messages.
Sae Kanzaki and you don't have that kind of relationship?
I don't have that kind of relationship.
I see.
What do you want to do?
I want to know what kind of relationship you have with Sae Kanzaki.
We like to drink together.
Do you know what kind of relationship we have with Sae Kanzaki?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I heard it from the people around Sae-chan.
I want to hug you.
I want to hug you. I don't want to hug you. Which one?
You don't want to hug me?
No.
Wait, wait.
What do you mean?
If I choose not to hug you...
Will you hug me?
Can I?
To whom?
Um...
You in the front.
Ah...
Then...
If...
There are a lot of Ebisu mascots, right?
There are.
Who do you like?
Who do I like?
Wait, wait.
Only Ebisu mascots?
Yes.
Um...
There are a lot of them, but...
If you can hug only one of them, who is it?
If I can hug only one of them?
Yes.
Um...
Who is it?
Um...
Who is it?
Only one of them?
Um...
Wait, wait.
If I say that, will you hug me?
I don't know about that, but...
Who do you want to hug?
Well, that depends on the program.
I want to hug Asuka Kirara first.
First?
Wait, what is this?
Wait, wait.
What is this?
First of all, who do you want to hug?
Wait, wait. What? What are you talking about?
Who's next?
Next?
For example?
Like I said before, I want to hug Sae-chan.
Oh, I see. You want to hug Sae-chan.
I want to hug her.
Did you want to hug her when you contacted her?
No, I didn't want to hug her.
I don't know. I just came from Osaka, so I didn't know much.
Oh, you wanted to teach her a lot.
What about Aoi Sora?
Do you want to hug Aoi Sora?
Aoi Sora-chan?
Yes.
No, I want to hug her as a legend.
Then, do you want to hug Mihiro-san?
Of course, I want to hug him.
What about Su-bin?
What?
Is Su-bin okay?
I thought you were going to say something else.
So, you wanted to hug her, that's why you sent her a message.
No, I didn't want to hug her.
I thought I would hug her if I had a chance.
I didn't want to hug her.
What about Okubo-san?
Do you want to hug Okubo-san?
Sorry, I'm not wearing a mask.
Do you want to hug Okubo-san?
No, I don't.
I like young girls.
Hello?
Yes?
It's Okubo.
Okubo-san?
It's Okubo.
Why?
Kuro-chan?
Do you want to hug Okubo-san?
Yes.
Don't you want to hug me?
Can I close my eyes?
Can you do it if you close your eyes?
If I can do it or not, I can do it roughly.
Can you do it roughly?
No, Kuro-chan.
I'm doing a live broadcast on Abema TV in Muscat.
I can't see it because I'm talking.
Live broadcast?
Kuro-chan said that you are flirting with Kanzaki.
Who said that?
I have a lot of information.
I'm not flirting with Kanzaki.
I haven't been in touch with Kanzaki for a long time.
I'm late, so I can't get in touch with him.
You were trying to get in touch with him a while ago.
I'm serious.
I think he's cute.
Do you want to hug him if he says yes?
I want to hug him.
I don't feel good.
It's natural for a man and a woman to be born.
Stop it.
I'm not flirting with Kanzaki.
Don't get close to Muscat again.
Muscat has a support tournament.
What tournament?
Do you have a support tournament?
With Kuro-chan?
Don't break it too much.
I don't break it, but I don't know what will happen.
Let's break it.
Thank you, Kuro-chan.
I'm really scared.
Let's be careful.
Wait a minute.
Let me talk to him.
Are you a Dalmatian?
I'm not a Dalmatian.
I'm a friend of his.
I'm not a Dalmatian.
You look like a Dalmatian.
What do you think?
Is she a Dalmatian?
She looks like a Dalmatian.
Are you ready?
That's all for tonight's Zuri Zuri Check.
Next is a short and touchy segment where a lady is taking step to solve a personal story.
Kurosawa-bichi has a lot of experience as a man, so I'm sure she's forgotten a lot of characters.
Please don't forget the characters.
Shall we start?
Run!
Go! Go! Go!
We're still looking for them.
First up is reporter Momonogi.
Momonogi-chan, you're a good girl.
Your hair color is white.
Next is a sexy case.
This is the case I'm going to introduce.
Ta-da!
This is a sexy case where Akisu is trying to live alone.
What is this?
A-san, who lives in Tokyo, went to work and came home at 2 a.m.
Then...
Ta-da!
Why me?
Her room was a mess.
She noticed that her savings account and high-end metal were stolen.
She panics.
A-san.
A-san. Ta-da!
She immediately tried to report it to the police.
But A-san noticed something and hesitated to call the police.
Why?
The reason is...
This.
The toy A-san bought online to have fun alone
was placed on the most conspicuous table in her room.
That's scary!
Ta-da!
There were two pink rotors hidden under the bed
and a high-end Vibe Love Soramame.
There's such a thing?
They were moving.
They were drawn?
The culprit said,
I know all the secrets that A-san doesn't want to be known.
She placed them on the most conspicuous table.
That's how it is.
That's bad manners.
And...
What?
If you look closely,
you can see A-san's flashy underwear all over the room.
Flashy!
The most important thing in an A-kiss case is
to leave the scene as it is.
I see.
When the police check the scene,
it's important to leave the room as it is.
I see.
Yes.
So, when A-kiss members enter a woman's house in Japan,
if they find something embarrassing,
they leave it on the most conspicuous table.
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's how it is.
A-san was troubled,
but she didn't report it to the police
and left the scene as it is.
I see.
Tama-san, is this true?
This is like my case.
Isn't this true?
No, it's not.
It's not.
What does that mean?
I've never used it before.
My room is dirty,
so I don't think I'll be found out even if I enter A-kiss.
It's a trash house.
That's right.
Yes.
Why is it my face?
Maybe it's because it's a trash house.
But this debate has nothing to do with Tama-san, right?
That's right.
It was easy to understand, so I used it.
So, can you call the police in this situation?
Or will you cry?
What do you think about this case?
Which one?
The one who calls the police is red.
The one who cries is blue.
Please raise your cards.
It's divided.
The one who calls the police is blue.
Asuka-san, will you call the police?
Yes.
I have a lot of money in my bank account,
so I don't want to be robbed.
But I definitely want to call the police.
I'm sorry.
I was robbed the other day.
You were robbed?
I was robbed by A-kiss.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
But I didn't get anything.
Why?
Why did you know you were robbed?
The window was broken.
It was like a pick-up truck.
You were drunk and broke the window by mistake.
No.
And I...
I...
How can I say?
Women have shame.
I don't think people who don't have shame will understand.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm talking now.
Can I talk?
Yes.
The beginning is the beginning.
Yes.
And...
I'm going to put it in a place where it stands out.
Yes.
But I dare to call the police there.
Yes.
It's not embarrassing.
Yes.
And I dare to see the reaction of the male police.
I'm sorry.
At night.
I...
What is it?
I want to hear it at night.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
Have you ever been embarrassed?
What?
Do you mean?
Does it make you wanna be ashamed?
Does it make you wanna be embarrassed?
I don't understand.
Having shame is unrecognizable to me.
Oh!
But if you've never had spine bending or a bean between legs, how could you...
Don't you have a 7 times standing spine?
Have you?
I have.
You do!
You do?
You are!
I have.
You have?
Special point!
What is that?
Vacuum Pussy!
What is that?
Vacuum Pussy! Special point!
How do you use it?
Is it okay to put it here?
Asuka-san,
as a person in the same industry as us,
I think it's a little off.
What do you think, Aoi-san?
I've been in my room before.
What?
Why did you go in there?
Are you okay?
But when I called the police,
I fixed it.
It's usually embarrassing.
But you can't move it.
It's a violation of the rules.
You can't make such a cute face.
Did you have a vibe at that time?
At that time,
I had an electric massage.
Is it okay to say this?
It's okay.
I had an electric massage.
I see.
It's embarrassing,
so I fixed it.
Excuse me.
I don't know what an electric massage is.
I don't know.
I don't know,
but I pretended to know.
And I don't know what a sora-mame is.
I don't know how to use this ceiling.
Can anyone explain?
Have you all never experienced a sora-mame?
I don't know what a sora-mame is.
Is there anyone else who can explain?
It's different from dadachumame.
Dadachumame is expensive.
It's a delicious edamame.
It's expensive.
Don't use it.
What is a sora-mame?
I need to hear about vaibu.
Who can explain?
Vaibu?
It's a male penis.
It moves like this.
Stop it.
It moves like this.
It's intense.
Do you have the highest value of it?
I don't know if it's the highest value, but it's a vacuum.
It's a vacuum.
What is a vacuum?
Can you explain?
It's a vacuum.
Is that a pen?
Yes.
Is that a vacuum?
How much is it?
It's not that expensive.
How about you, Suba?
I don't have a vacuum.
Isn't a vacuum itself a telephone?
If it installs vaibu it will look strange.
Can you say it one more time?
It's not that good.
It's like a male penis.
The volume was pick up by that?
What do you think about this?
The person in blue.
What do you think, Ichikawa?
I feel sorry to touch the things I usually use.
You don't like it?
It's dirty.
I wash it.
Once I use it, I wash it.
I feel sorry to touch the things the police touch.
You are considerate.
What do you think?
Even if it's stolen, I think it's okay as long as it's alive.
What do you think, Yumekana?
I'll call the police.
Even if it's left as it is?
I'll call the police.
It's scary, isn't it?
I'll call the police.
They might come back.
If I don't call the police.
I don't want to be in danger.
Don't you have a female guard?
What if the police ask you what this is?
Will they explain?
What if they ask you what this is?
I'll tell them.
I used it.
It's amazing.
It's like the back of an earpick.
It's embarrassing, but it's okay.
I think it's okay to call the female police.
I'll call the female police.
Do you have anything else?
What do the viewers think?
No one wrote red or blue.
No one participated?
It's a good feeling.
I understand.
It's a good feeling.
I don't know where to hide it.
Isn't it in the bathroom?
Open the lid.
It's here.
I don't know if it's a shampoo, but it's here.
It's in the bathtub.
No one knows there.
You're going to get it, right?
You're heavy users.
It's a good feeling.
The bell has rung.
I see.
Judging whether the opinions have changed in the discussion so far.
Red or blue, which one?
Red calls the police. Blue is in tears.
It means that the number of police calls has increased.
I learned that there are a lot of women like this in this world.
Even if I call, even if I meet, the police are already used to it.
I see.
I thought so, so I decided to call.
It's better to take it for granted that women also use such a thing.
I still have Kato Taka's hand in the washroom.
Kato Taka's hand?
You got it, right?
I got it. I got Kato Taka's hand.
As a small tool, I needed a magic that stretched my hand.
I took it to the rehearsal room once.
My hand.
Of course, there are two.
Then it disappeared.
There are probably two in Okubo's house.
Both hands?
This is a midnight wide show.
The number of viewers has exceeded 200,000 in an hour.
The goal is to reach 100,000.
It has exceeded 200,000.
There is a comment saying that Okubo-san is a high- class accessory store.
I'm glad.
It's a high-class accessory store.
I'm glad.
It's not 3,000 yen.
I want 8,000 yen.
There is a good corner for 200,000 viewers.
It is a corner of midnight sexy weather forecast.
Shirai-san, Mita-san.
It's cold.
It's cold today.
It's cold.
It's cold today.
It's cold.
It's cold, isn't it?
November.
There are only two months left this year.
It's cold.
Yes, it is.
On Koyomi, the beginning of winter has come.
Yes.
At this time, the wind is cold and it's very cold.
Come on.
Then, let's go to the sexy weather forecast today.
First of all, the weather in Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku- ku.
Kabuki-cho.
It's a pinpoint.
Kabuki-cho.
Kabuki-cho will soon be time for the last train.
It's an izakaya, so if you're in a relationship, please start going home soon.
If you miss the last train, the pressure on the men's pocotin will increase.
It seems that there is a temptation of extreme cramps.
Just in case, don't forget to prepare for work.
It's the worst.
Please be careful.
It's the worst.
Next is Maruyama-cho, Shibuya-ku.
Yes.
In Maruyama-cho, the front line is sticking out and walking around.
It seems that men tend to breathe.
However, at this time, there is a full-scale warning of love fire.
Full-scale warning?
Please be careful of guerrilla sex such as Aokan.
Guerrilla sex?
Just in case, it would be nice to prepare for work.
There are more and more people going to work, so please be careful.
Next is Gotanda-ku, Shinagawa-ku.
Gotanda-ku.
In Gotanda, the pressure on the men's pocotin will increase, and comedians who have not drunk enough are in a frenzy.
I often go to Gotanda.
The probability of getting a call is 50%.
The number of women who are still looking for a drink is 80% of the probability of calling out the names of famous seniors such as Imada-san and Miyasako-san.
It's high.
If you are about to be taken to a bar, please be careful.
Please prepare a folding rubber for the worst case scenario.
Folding rubber?
There is a folding rubber, isn't there?
How have you been so far?
Have you ever been caught?
It's a dangerous person.
It's really dangerous.
We've had a lot of things.
Everyone, please be careful when you play at night.
What's wrong?
Oh, my friend.
What's wrong with your teacher?
I'll give it back to you.
Thank you very much.
What should I do?
Wow!
What a weather forecast!
I was surprised.
It's better to have a rubber band.
The rubber band is folded.
It's important.
It's a weather forecast like this.
It's wonderful.
Everyone is wearing a rubber band.
Rubber is important.
That's good.
Rubber is essential.
It's in a good place.
Let's move on to the next case.
The next case is...
Reporter Mikami.
Yes.
Please.
It's a sexy case.
I'll introduce this case.
She is a reporter of TV commercial.
This is a rape case of Revengepol.
This is a big problem.
If you publish a sexy image of your ex-partner on the Internet,
the problem of Revengepol is rapidly increasing among young people.
Are you OK?
Last year, more than 1,000 cases of rape were submitted to the police in Japan.
And the number of cases of Revengepol is rapidly increasing.
Ta-da!
It's me!
Ms. A, who lives in Tokyo, was living a happy married life,
but she suddenly received an e-mail from her ex- partner.
What?
Here it is.
Ta-da!
There is a video of a young couple's sex scene.
Oh, no!
She must have recorded it.
She even added an obscene sentence,
such as, I'll upload it on SNS, but is it OK?
It was too late to contact her ex-partner in a hurry.
Since that day, her ex-partner has been asking for money and her body.
Oh, no! Ms. A is afraid of being uploaded on SNS,
so she can't tell her ex-partner or the police.
So, she decided to follow her ex-partner's advice.
Money!
Will you tell the police?
Or will you keep hiding it?
What do you think, everyone?
I see.
Revenge porn is a big problem.
It's the scariest.
It's OK.
We don't have any evidence.
Let's see.
A video of a young couple's sex scene.
Red, blue, or blue.
If you call the police, it's red.
If you listen to the police and pay, it's blue.
Let's see.
Everyone is strong.
Look.
Will you listen to the police?
Will you?
I don't want to.
Will you tell the police?
I don't want to.
I don't want to show my boobs.
I want to show them.
I don't want to show my bottom.
You can find it on the internet.
It's easy to find.
But you can get money and you can be threatened.
I can't stand it if I go to the world.
You already went to the world.
I want to pay and stop it.
I see.
You can't stop it.
It's private.
It's different from private work.
It's private.
Do you have anything to say to the police?
But I...
It's a trick, isn't it?
It's a trick.
Even if I get caught, I don't want to be embarrassed.
What do you mean?
What's your pride?
Even if I get caught, I don't want to be embarrassed.
It's cool to be caught.
I don't want to be embarrassed.
Excuse me.
What does it mean to be caught?
I don't know.
Can you explain it to me?
It's a sex video.
I don't know.
It's a sex video.
Where does it come from?
Let me guess.
I'm addicted to it.
Have you ever been addicted to it?
I have.
You probably have.
I'm not a virgin.
She's not a virgin.
You're not a virgin.
She's addicted.
She's exaggerating.
She's not a virgin.
She's an addict.
She's protecting her virginity.
Are you addicted?
That's the kind of Hamedori you're talking about, right?
Yes, that's the kind of Hamedori you're talking about.
So if it's a cool Hamedori, it's okay to be seen, right?
Yes, that's what I think.
A cool Hamedori?
What do you mean by cool?
Right.
What do you mean by cool?
Usually, Hamedori is not cool, right?
But it's not cool if it's a tuna or something like that, right?
Ah, I see.
You're enjoying yourself more.
If it's a Hamedori that's said to be cool, I think it's okay to show it.
But what is a cool Hamedori?
I don't really understand that.
Are you trying to be cool?
I'm not trying to be cool.
Are you a tuna?
But you're wearing a tuna-like outfit.
I'm not trying to be cool.
Are you an Ouma?
I'm not trying to be cool.
I'm having so much fun that I can't afford to be cool.
I'm not like you.
You're a tuna, so...
Excuse me!
What's a tuna?
I'm not trying to be cool.
You're an Ouma.
Have you ever been a Hamedori?
I'm not a Hamedori.
What's that?
I'm not a Hamedori.
I don't know what that is.
You don't know what a tuna is?
Aoi, can you explain what a tuna is?
A tuna doesn't move.
Asuka, you're not a tuna.
I just like tuna.
I'm not a tuna at all.
What do you mean you're not a tuna?
I'm a cool and fierce person.
How do you move?
I move up and down violently.
What do you mean you move up and down violently?
Have you ever been a Kijoi?
I'm not a Kijoi.
You're not a Kijoi.
You're not a Kijoi if you're not a Hamedori.
What's the angle of a Hamedori?
The angle of a Hamedori?
A man holds it.
Is it the front?
A woman holds it.
A woman holds it?
I don't know.
I don't like Hamedori.
Monoki, you're a tuna when you're a Hamedori.
Me?
I've only worked.
Really?
Yes.
I'm a Hamedori.
I'm a Hamedori when I'm a Hamedori.
You're not a tuna?
I'm not a tuna.
You're not a tuna when you're a Hamedori.
I'm not a tuna when I'm a Hamedori.
Have you ever been a Hamedori?
I've never been a Hamedori.
I've never been a Hamedori, but I'm a cool Hamedori.
Don't talk!
Why?
I'll kill you!
Don't kill me!
Thank you.
Please don't kill me.
Have you ever been a Hamedori?
I've never been a Hamedori.
But you have experience.
That's right.
Have you always wanted to have sex with Sekiguchi Menri?
I didn't say that!
Did you want to have sex with Sekiguchi Menri?
I didn't say that!
Don't talk like a woman!
Why?
What's wrong with you?
He must hate being a Hamedori.
He's cute, isn't he?
I think so.
He has Chinese eyes.
He's cute, isn't he?
He's like a character.
That's true.
What about you, Yumekana?
Which one are you?
I'm a crybaby.
I'd rather not.
What?
I'd rather not.
Are you being pushed back?
Yes.
Oh, no!
That's a bad thing to say.
Wow!
That's a bad thing to say.
Are you excited about that?
Do you pay a lot of money?
I want to pay.
What?
I want to make money.
Don't say that!
You're going to be targeted.
I know what you mean.
What?
I know what you mean.
What do you mean?
I think you're being ordered by a man.
What?
You're being told,
I'll pay you.
You're being told,
I'll pay you.
You're being pushed back.
What?
You're being pushed back.
You're tired of it.
When you're being threatened,
if you pay him,
he will forgive you.
That's how it is.
How?
I'm going to break.
I'm tired of it.
You're tired of it?
ZUNO CHAN (?)
This is getting tiring.
You're tearing him apart.
Holy shit.
It's getting tough.
I was surprised.
I was good at this.
I'm shocked!
We won.
We didn't expect this.
It's Jasmines' show.
That's right.
I see.
Have you changed your mind?
Judges, red, blue, which do you prefer?
I don't remember who was who, but...
Which do you prefer?
I think the police should go.
That's right.
You'll be arrested more and more.
Do you have the experience?
I don't know if I have it or not.
Let's ask everyone.
Do you have the experience?
I don't have it.
But Onsen-san is getting popular.
Onsen-san is good.
Onsen-san expressed everyone's feelings.
Onsen-san is cute.
Let's be careful not to get caught.
Watch the next one!
Well, the number of viewers has exceeded 250,000!
Wow!
It's only been 15 minutes, right?
Wow!
It's fast to reach 50,000.
It's true!
Wow!
Thank you.
There are so many opinions.
It was very busy during the weather forecast.
Weather forecast?
Yes, the weather forecast.
It's a bit of a mess.
You're waiting for the weather forecast, right?
Yes.
I understand.
Again, we're live with the midnight sexy weather forecast.
Shirai-san, Mita-san, please come to the stage.
Hello.
We're back.
It's cold.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
It's very cold.
Yes.
The temperature has dropped a lot.
Yes.
At this time of year, the air tends to dry out, right?
Yes.
I'm also worried about the dryness of my skin.
Oh.
Yes.
My skin is dry.
Yes.
My hair is dry.
Yes.
But my crotch is wet.
I understand.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
I understand.
It's the same, right?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
It's dry.
Then, let's continue with the national sexy weather forecast.
Yes.
First of all, it's the third day in Nishiki, Nagoya.
Nishiki.
Yes.
In Nishiki, Nagoya, from yesterday, the right and left balls have been placed.
What?
I didn't know the place of fallings for the left ball.
In Nishiki?
This is correct.
What?
Increased right balls.
Already?
You're right.
The dirtier the ground is, the easier it is to leave dirt on your face.
Yes.
So just in case, be prepared with rubber gloves.
So I'm worried about where the left and right balls will be placed.
I sometimes find spots that are not safe very irritating.
Street spots are unsafe.
Yes.
The probability of getting wet is increased.
The rate of chest pain is 90 to 80.
Chest pain rate?
Yes.
It's a weather that makes it easy to get wet and make your panties dirty.
Please prepare a change of panties.
Sendai's?
Yes.
What about you?
If you are easy to get wet, you should wear thick panties.
Please be careful.
It's a weather that makes it easy to get wet.
Be careful if you are easy to get wet.
In Susukino, Tosukebe Typhoon No. 96, Kuro-chan is in danger.
Kuro-chan is over there.
She licks, touches, and looks at it.
She will gradually increase her strength.
There is a possibility that she will be able to do it if she touches it.
Women around her should return as close as possible.
Please prepare a folding rubber for the worst-case scenario.
Folding rubber?
Folding rubber.
Don't open the seal.
I'm sorry to everyone in the studio.
I will correct it here.
What is it?
It's the weather in Nishiki, Nagoya.
I told you that this is the right ball and the left ball.
The correct answer is the upper ball and the left ball.
It was a mistake.
I apologize and correct it.
I'm very sorry.
The right ball went up?
I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter.
Mitsuira, Okubo, and Kurosawa, did you bring the rubber?
No, we didn't.
If you didn't bring it, please wait.
I will return it to the studio.
It's well-made.
It's well-made, isn't it?
There are a lot of people in Sendai.
You need a thick underwear.
It's hard to dry if it's thick.
Let's think about it.
The next corner is this.
Aoi?
Yes.
What is it?
Today's Aoi Toji.
What is it?
Aoi Toji?
What is it?
Is this me?
Aoi Tsukasa, who has a lot of information about this corner, made it.
I will announce the secret book of the entertainment world.
This is the corner we will check.
It's amazing.
Why?
It looks like that.
It looks like Yagamachi's ADESHIKO.
It has a lot of bombs.
It's a bomb, so it explodes.
Let's see if it's okay.
What is it?
It looks like a friend's mother.
It looks like a puberty.
It looks like a cute child.
Is it okay?
What level is it?
Is it dangerous?
It's dangerous.
If you get drunk, you don't know who you're talking to.
You can talk to anyone.
You should be careful.
Famous people may be confused.
I'm often told that I'm drunk.
I don't say that.
I'm often told that I'm drunk.
I don't say that.
We play in a different place.
I play in a cheap place.
I don't play in a cheap place.
Why?
I play in a cheap place.
I go to a bar for 300 yen.
I don't go to a bar.
It's dangerous.
I think it's dangerous.
I'm afraid.
She doesn't say that.
She says everything.
I don't like it.
This button is...
Oh no, oh no, oh no! Be careful!
This is bad!
Oh!
This is...
This is not the level of the Nihon Style.
I think this person has never been on a variety show.
Eh!
How do you know this?
How did you know? I'm scared.
Which one is it?
This one.
This one? Can I take a look?
What is it?
Did you forget?
This is the one you submitted.
Ah!
No, no, no!
I definitely can't eat this!
Is this what Aoi-san experienced?
Yes.
It's a friend.
A friend?
Yes.
It's a story about a friend.
Can I take a look?
Slowly open it yourself.
Can you turn it?
I can't open it.
Please look forward to the next.
Close it.
I want to see it.
Can I turn it?
You can't open it.
I want to say something because I'm stupid.
I want to see it.
It's not this industry.
It's the same industry, but it's in another field.
Can I see it?
She's a good girl.
Can I see it?
What?
Really?
I can't say it.
She doesn't have that image.
She's a good girl.
I don't say it.
You're suspicious.
Can I see it?
I want to see it.
It's not Ayabe.
It's different.
I'm scared.
Please turn your face.
Turn my face?
It's dangerous.
It's different.
Let's ask her.
Don't say her name.
How did you hear it?
I want to see it.
Now?
You just said it.
I just said it.
It's red.
Don't say it.
The last four letters!
Yes, yes, yes!
What? What? What?
I don't know!
What did your friends say?
My friends...
Yes, well...
It's normal that it doesn't end with just one word.
Zetsurin!
Eh?
Solo Zetsurin?
Solo.
Solo?
Solo Zetsurin.
Four letters?
Four letters.
Ah, I see.
You didn't make it sound like a solo.
Solo.
But it's slow.
It's slow.
It's a slow pace.
It's a slow paced character.
It's not like, gacha gacha gacha.
I see.
S.O.T.
Ah, S.O.T.
Don't say that.
It's a gacha.
This is good.
But you need a hint.
A hint?
Yes.
I'm scared.
Prepare a button.
Then, I'll give you a hint.
Everyone, let's go to karaoke.
Oh my god!
I'm surprised.
You have a lot of things.
Please go home.
Thank you.
Do you have this every week?
Maybe.
I don't usually bring this.
I usually stop there.
When I think about various things.
Really?
Because it's a friend's story.
No, I don't think so.
I think so.
I see.
I'm tired.
Are you ready?
The next case.
Reporter SUBU.
Nice to meet you.
SUBU is good.
Let me do it.
I support SUBU.
Thank you.
You were on the show.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
I'll do my best.
What did you bring?
I brought a sexy case.
This is the case I'm going to introduce.
The case of the dancer YARIMAN.
Is that so?
That's right.
There is a rumor in the world of virginity.
Do you know?
I don't know.
This is the rumor.
If you talk to the dancer, you will be abandoned.
Is that a rumor?
That's right.
If you talk to the dancer, you can have sex with a high probability.
I wondered why.
I asked my virgin friend.
He said this.
All dancers are YARIMAN.
Is that an image of YARIMAN?
Do you have such an image?
I have such an image.
It's not all dancers.
Dancers are YARIMAN.
This is the opinion of the virgin.
I investigated a person who was familiar with the dance industry.
There is a rumor that dancers recommend sex to express sexy dance.
Is that so?
That's right.
In other words.
If you don't have sex, you can't dance well.
There is a theory that you can't dance well.
Is that so?
I didn't know that.
Are you a dancer?
Yes, I'm a dancer.
Are you YARIMAN?
I'm not YARIMAN.
I dance a little bit.
I'm a decent person.
I don't like people who talk to me for that purpose.
I'm not a decent person.
Are you a decent person?
Yes.
Is it true that some people have sex for the sake of expression?
That's right.
My teacher told me that.
I was told that I should have a lot of sex to have a sexy dance.
There was such a scene in BLACK SWAN.
That's right.
BLACK SWAN is a reporter.
Only swans can dance.
Do you think dancers are YARIMAN or not YARIMAN?
Do you think so?
That's right.
Let's get started.
If you think YARIMAN, please raise your hand.
If you don't think YARIMAN, please raise your hand.
Please raise your hand.
All dancers are YARIMAN.
I can't debate.
Why?
What about you, SUBU?
I think SUBU is AO.
AO is not YARIMAN.
There are dancers who are not YARIMAN.
I asked a dancer I knew.
Dancers say it's cool to do bad things.
It's a moral thing.
What is it?
It's a moral thing.
What is it?
It's a moral thing.
It's an image.
It's a definition.
Are dancers saying bad things?
It's an amateur dancer.
I asked a dancer in Okayama.
A dancer in Okayama?
It's a rural area.
I asked a dancer in Okayama.
What is the definition of YARIMAN?
Does it mean that you don't care about anyone?
That's right.
It's just a part of it.
Some people are YARIMAN.
My friends are YARIMAN.
Do you scatter YARIMAN?
Do you scatter YARIMAN when you are away from Japan?
That may be the case.
Do you have any dancers?
I have a lot of dancers.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
If I want to do it, I go to see that person.
I don't know.
I go to see that person.
I don't know.
Do you get water on your shoes?
I think so.
I have heard about that.
You're lying.
My boyfriend has registered to an application for having sex with a black man.
That is not the purpose of the application for sex.
Has that application existed?
That is not true.
Has that application existed?
Did you meet a black man?
No, I didn't.
I am surprisingly popular.
Wait a minute, didn't Barbie say the same thing?
She met a foreigner on an app and Barbie said she was popular with foreigners.
Isn't that the same app?
Is that so?
That's crazy.
Do you like foreigners?
I love them.
Did you post a picture of your face there?
I did.
Properly?
Did you post it properly?
I did.
Did you post it from a good angle?
Did you post it from the front?
I tilted it a little bit.
Because you tilted it?
How did they react?
They said,
I like you.
What?
That's amazing.
Foreigners might like this type of girl.
She's a big girl.
When you have sex with a foreigner, which way do you look?
I've never done it.
You've never done it?
I've never done it.
I see.
I think all dancers are good at it.
What?
It means you should go around.
Su-Bu is the same.
No, no.
Really?
What?
If Su-Bu is good at it,
the world...
It's a dream.
On the contrary, it might give you courage.
How many people think Su-Bu is good at it?
Do you think so?
Can you guess how many people think Su-Bu is good at it?
It's almost 300,000 viewers.
What?
300,000?
It's one of 300,000.
That's right.
I wonder if there are.
Barbie and Su-Bu.
I don't think so.
There are people who love Su-Bu.
That's right.
I don't think so.
What should I do?
I want to do it.
There's only one.
Thank you.
There's only one.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
I can't.
I'm surprised.
I can do it.
I can't.
No.
Are you a virgin?
I'm not a virgin.
You're not a virgin, are you?
How many years ago did you do it?
What?
How many years ago did you do it?
I haven't done it recently.
You haven't done it recently, have you?
How many years ago did you do it?
No, I don't need it.
Why do you need it?
I don't need it.
Oh, I see.
She's telling you to say it.
Onsen-san is telling you to say it.
Onsen-san?
Onsen-san is strict.
Onsen-san is telling you to say it?
Yes.
It's been a month.
What?
It's been a month.
Let's do it!
Why?
Soon, we will have 300,000 viewers!
Wow!
We have 200,000 comments now.
We can't pick them up at all.
Everyone loves it.
Let's go to the segment everyone is looking forward to.
It's the sexy weather forecast at midnight again.
Shirai-san, Mita-san.
Ta-da!
We're here!
It's cold.
It's very popular.
Thank you.
It's getting late.
Some of you may have run out of battery.
Now, it's wolf time for boys.
It's scary.
Now, let's move on to the national sexy weather forecast.
First, it's Naka-su, Fukuoka.
In Naka-su, Fukuoka, for some reason, it's raining a lot.
Even in Naka-dasu, there's only 0.01mm of rain.
We don't know if it's really raining or not.
Just in case, let's prepare a thin rubber band.
It's good to have a thin one.
Next, it's Minami, Osaka.
In Minami, there is a phenomenon called Onaninya around Dotonbori.
Onaninya?
It's like an aluminum.
It's not clear. It looks like a rose.
In Dotonbori?
The weather forecast is cloudy, sometimes foggy.
It's foggy, but it's refreshing.
Even if it's not foggy, it's going to be a bad weather.
Everyone, don't forget to prepare tissues.
Next, it's Noriko Kurosawa's hometown, Hitachinaka-shi, Ibaraki Prefecture.
Thank you.
In Hitachinaka, the atmosphere and pressure are disturbed.
It's tough.
It is.
Please be careful not to enter the garden.
Stop it.
If you are born and raised in Abaraya, there is no rubber band.
Please prepare a thin rubber band.
You can't do that.
Ms. Kurosawa, is Hitachinaka okay?
There are a lot of people like that.
No, no, no.
In Ibaraki Prefecture, Hitachinaka-shi is ranked 4th in population.
It's a city with a lot of people.
That's right.
It's a very open night today.
Ms. Mitsuira, Ms. Okubo, Ms. Kurosawa, and Ms. Bitchi in the studio.
Don't you want to be hugged tonight?
If you keep looking at the rubber band.
Rubber bands are important.
Please don't forget that.
Everyone, have a wonderful night.
I'll give it back to the studio.
She gave it back to the studio.
Thank you.
It's funny.
Sometimes it's cloudy and sometimes it's not.
What does that mean?
It's a very popular corner.
Next.
There is something like this.
What is it?
Next is Love-chan and Yumekana-chan's sex fortune- telling.
Sex fortune-telling?
Love-chan.
Yumekana-chan's.
Sex fortune-telling.
5th place.
Iteza no Hanata.
5th place.
From tonight to the end of the week, high tension.
The girl seems to remember the time when she got wet just by kissing.
Also, the boy may not be able to get up when he has to stand up.
Let's be careful.
4th place.
Otome-san.
The girl seems to be able to meet the person she met for the first time when she is lucky.
Also, the person she met for the first time.
She seems to be able to meet Pocochin.
3rd place.
It's Kaniza.
It's when you are lucky.
The girl who is licking her lips is lucky when she is licking her nails.
The boy who is licking his nose is lucky when he is licking his balls.
2nd place.
It's Shishiza.
It's when you have a good sense of taste.
6th place.
It's when you have a good sense of sex.
Love-chan.
Do you have any lucky items for this week?
The lucky color is red this year.
So, if you use a red dildo, your luck will increase.
Please try it.
A red dildo.
The last one is the 3rd place.
Which one is the lucky sex?
Here it is!
Congratulations!
The 1st place is the sheep!
You are the number one!
Boys' eyes are attracted to the crotch.
If you wear tight pants, you are more likely to have sex.
Emphasize it!
If you go out without bra, you are more likely to have sex.
And...
I'm sorry!
Today's disappointing sex is...
You are the king!
It's a time when there are many careless mistakes.
So please check again if there is a tissue stuck there.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm going to be embarrassed when I take off my underwear.
If you go to the store that comes with Gotanda, please check if there is a tissue in your butt hair.
Love-chan!
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Do you have any advice for the king of disappointing sex?
That's right.
The king is a constellation that represents the legs.
If you massage the soles of your feet, your luck will increase.
If you are the king, please massage the soles of your feet.
Yes.
That's right.
Finally, I, Yume-chan, will deliver the magic of luck- up this week.
Pai-o-tsu-kai!
See you next week!
Love Love Bakkyun! Love Bakkyun!
Have a good day tomorrow!
That's all!
Wait! Wait!
Love-chan!
Yes!
What are you doing?
You've been talking about sex for a long time.
I was told to do a sex fortune-telling.
You've been talking about sex for a long time.
I wrote a sex fortune-telling manuscript.
Did you really do it?
Yes, I really did it.
Really?
I really did it.
You're a real fortune-teller.
You're right, Love-chan.
I'm sorry.
By the way, I'm not in the king's seat, but what's the king's seat?
That's right.
The king's seat is...
8th place.
You're going to have sex with a snowman.
If you get serious, you'll get dumped, so you need to be careful.
If you lick that hole in the first sex, it will be true love.
Please be careful of the king's seat.
Yumekana-chan!
I'm sorry.
Yumekana-chan, do it properly.
I'm sorry.
Please be careful of the king's seat.
What's the first sex?
Well, the butt...
Well, that's right.
If you lick that hole in the first sex, it will be true love.
I won't die.
I'm a fortune-teller.
Please be careful of the king's seat.
I won't die.
Kurosawa-san, did you get it?
It's the heaven's seat.
It's the heaven's seat, right?
The heaven's seat is...
6th place, heaven's seat.
Yes.
Your friend's luck is up.
You'll have a new encounter.
Now, you can have an equal encounter with anyone.
People of the Mars system, people of the Venus system, and Zurumaki-chan,
we're all friends.
We're all friends.
We did it.
We did it, everyone.
We're all equal.
We're all friends.
We're all equal.
That's great.
Right?
Yes.
I wonder if it's okay to do fortune-telling like that.
Even though you're equal.
That's right.
But, well, it's my job.
I have to do my job.
That's right.
I see.
Do you have something you can use?
Love-san, what's your seat?
Mine is the heaven's seat.
Is that so?
That's right.
I'm going to make more and more friends.
Love-san, which side are you on?
Which side?
Which side are you on?
Well, I can go either way.
What?
But I'm married and have a family.
Love-san, when did you get married?
I got married in 2014.
That's right.
Love-san, you used to dress like an older woman.
That's right.
But I don't really like that side.
I see.
Yumekane-chan, which seat are you on?
I'm on the water turtle's seat.
You're on the water turtle's seat?
Yes.
Did you get it right?
The water turtle's seat is for when your complexes are resolved.
It's for when you grow up.
It's for when you put hot water and cold water on your crotch.
It's for when you become a good son.
That's right.
If all the men could do it.
You'd become a good son.
I'm 11th.
You're pretty low, but what about the scorpion seat?
The scorpion seat?
The scorpion seat...
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
You're supposed to read it.
You're pretty low, so you want to hear it.
I don't know.
Mizuho-san, I want to know about Muscat's fortune.
Muscat?
Yes.
Tell us.
Muscat is going to the next stage this year.
This year?
Yes, next year.
The members will be cut off.
What?
There will be a lot of changes.
From here?
We have to work hard.
There will be a lot of changes.
What's the color of the jacket?
Next year, the lucky color is yellow.
The yellow members will be in the center.
What?
It's just Tomo-san, right?
What color is bad?
Red is a bit...
No!
Mizuho-san!
No!
I was lucky this year, so the lucky color was red.
I was too excited, so I was cut off.
Because you were too excited.
When I got a fortune from Love Me Do,
I was told that I would succeed at work, but I would get a big injury.
This year?
This year.
I was surprised.
It's amazing.
It's right.
What?
Red next year?
Red.
It's better not to be too excited.
Is there a solution?
Donate.
Donate?
I'm good at it.
You're a liar.
Does that make your luck better?
Yes, it's better to make a minus first.
Is there anyone in particular who is in trouble?
Well...
Are you okay now?
Who is it?
Isn't it Aoi-san?
Which one?
Well...
Me?
Yes.
I'm in the sketch.
Are you pulling your legs?
Yes.
But you don't need Mihiro, do you?
I'm in!
You're lying.
Why are you lying?
What is it?
The Midnight Wine Show
Now, it's time for the confession segment of today's broadcast.
The only parent of the show, Mitsuura Sister, will confess to the person who was the worst today,
and if she still doesn't forgive her, she will be punished.
Are you ready, Sister?
Yes.
Well then, Mitsuura Sister, who is the person who will confess today?
It's Kanzaki-san!
Why? Why?
Kanzaki!
Why?
Please come forward.
It's Kanzaki-san.
Why?
Why? Why?
Please sit down.
Please kneel.
It's because Kuro-chan's descent was sloppy.
Is it my fault?
Yes.
It's Kuro-chan's fault.
No, it's your fault.
Please reflect on yourself.
Mitsuura Sister may be a kind person, so she may understand.
I don't know, so please reflect on yourself honestly.
Well, I think the reason why Kuro-chan didn't come out on the first call was because she was sloppy.
Yes.
So, I apologize on behalf of Kuro-chan.
I'm sorry.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please forgive me, Sister.
Sister, please forgive me.
I understand.
Then, will you forgive Kanzaki for her confession today?
Sister, please give your judgment.
I will not forgive her.
Why?
Why not?
She is not good at Osaka dialect.
She is bad at Osaka dialect.
Yes.
She is bad at Osaka dialect.
What should we do with her?
So, this time,
I will eat the goya and give you a counterattack.
You can do it!
You'll get better if you eat goya like this.
Please bite the goya.
Here we go.
Owaru Soba-kun, here we go.
Wow!
You'll get better if you eat goya like this.
Please take good care of your health.
You'll get better if you eat goya like this.
It's delicious!
I'm sorry.
How many viewers do you have now?
330,000 viewers.
It's amazing.
How was it, Asuka?
We will continue to do our best.
Please look forward to it.
We did our best.
How about you, Mihiro?
I like Tsukasa Aoi's bag.
It's a little scary.
You didn't drop it, did you?
I'm a little scared because I think I'll drop it next week.
Are you going to drop it next week?
I see.
What are you doing?
That's all for this week.
We will continue to broadcast from next week.