AISubs v3.8
This is a spectacular, separated idol education program aiming to catch up with super idol Nogizaka 46.
Now, it's the 70th lesson.
Did you have any experience in driving?
I'm Enware 2009, a third year junior high school student, and I'm 15 years old.
I sing songs.
You also read movies.
That's right. I also practice singing for my graduation ceremony.
That's right.
It's a long story!
It's been a long time since I started driving.
I heard that the show was like that.
I have data.
What is it?
In 2024, I was the MC of One Man Live for a year.
I exceeded my schedule of 25 minutes and finished it in an hour.
What is it?
Here is the actual video.
At the all-standing venue, I was MCing for more than an hour.
It was one person and one minute for each of us.
On average, it was 23 minutes.
One person spoke for one minute.
I thought it would be about 25 minutes.
I didn't expect it to be an hour and a half.
How many minutes did you speak?
I spoke for four minutes.
What? Can you listen to me?
There is something you have to do.
Here it is!
Think about types!
Types!
It's the era of types.
I heard you will release a CD tomorrow.
Yagi, what is the title of this song?
Love is double speed.
Don't say it first!
Where is it double speed?
First of all, first-class entertainers show their best performance in a short time.
This is a must-see.
Especially in a variety show like "Hinadan", they show their best performance in one second.
Here is one.
That's it.
After seeing Mr. Matsuo's typing technique...
Here is the first lesson!
Double speed!
When you host a show, it's basic to talk about the minimum points.
The method that best suits the training is to explain the story you know in 30 seconds.
Shiogama!
Shiogama usually talks about a lot of things.
That's right.
So if you have the ability to summarize things well, you'll be fine.
So first, the leader of Bokuan will try the double speed video!
Please give us the topic!
Yes! Shirayuki Hime!
Oh, Shirayuki Hime!
Now, double speed Shirayuki Hime!
Ready, start!
In a distant country, there lived a woman in a very white short room.
She is a type of woman who sings very well and says "hahaha".
She gets lost in the forest and seven little people help her.
When these seven little people are talking, a witch gives them a poisonous apple.
If you bite into it, you'll fall.
The prince kisses you and you come back to life.
Thank you very much!
I don't know why the witch brought the poison apple.
I don't know either.
The queen of that country said, "Is there anyone more beautiful than me in the mirror?"
And then Princess Shirayuki's face came out.
She couldn't forgive it, so she tried to poison Princess Shirayuki to death.
She was just told to eat the poison apple.
It's scary!
It's really different.
The next challenger is Aoki, who has a strong MC brain muscle.
OK, it's out.
Instant hat.
Do you know?
Instant hat.
So, double-speed instant hat.
Ready, start!
Yes!
There was an old man and an old woman and they wanted a child, but it didn't come.
They were worried, and in the end they gave birth to this little, little boss-sized instant hat.
But the instant hat started saying it wanted to go on a journey.
It started saying it?
It goes to the capital, Donburako, Donburako.
It goes on a boat, defeats the demon, and comes back.
Time's up!
No way...
I don't remember the last one.
I somehow made it up.
You somehow made it up?!
Hey!
You didn't make it up.
I didn't make it up?!
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I talked for four minutes.
The next challenger is Hasegawa, who has high hopes for a healthy college student.
Oh no!
Wait a minute, oh no!
OK, give us the topic!
OK.
Huh?
Huh?!
Oh, a slap in the face!
This is a soccer fairy tale.
A fairy tale?
This is difficult.
The characters...
But with a little knowledge, I don't think we can talk about it.
While the other is doing it, I'll look it up on wiki or something in the nurse's office.
That's enough.
Hasegawa-san is rushing to input a story from about 30 years ago.
It's a little scary.
In the meantime, Hasegawa-san, who made a mistake of removing his ribs and is worried about black language, tries it.
What is this?
Ka...Kachi...
Kachikura?
Please say it again.
What is it?
I don't know.
Kachikura.
Kachikura!
I'm scared!
Kachikura!
Is that how you pronounce it?
Kachikura?
It's not "don", it's "kasa jizo".
It doesn't matter if it's "kachikura".
It doesn't matter if it's "kachikura" or whatever you think of it.
So, double speed!
Kachikura! Ready, start!
There's a jizo in the mountains.
The jizo doesn't fall right away,
but the jizo that doesn't fall
falls and
gets trapped in the pit.
So, I go to save it.
So...
You go to save it?
I get scared...
I get trapped...
I go out...
I fell!
This is Katsukura's bicycle route, so I wonder if I can go to Hasegawa soon.
This is a high speed road.
Double speed road. Ready, start!
In the final qualifying round of Asia, which decided to participate in the FIFA WORLD CUP in 1994,
Japan was at the end of its last race, and it was about to break through the qualifying round.
Even though Japan had won until the end of the race,
Japan was put in the qualifying round in a few seconds and decided to qualify.
In the end, Japan was not able to participate in the final qualifying round.
That's right.
It was the first time we were able to participate in the final qualifying round.
That's right.
But we did pass the qualifying round.
If we had that much time left,
Ramos would have sat down like this and said,
"God..."
That's a very symbolic scene.
It wasn't written in Wikipedia.
Add it in Wikipedia.
Sakamichi no Mukou ni wa Aozora ga Hirogatteita?
Now, this is...
An anime and manga that has been serialized for more than two hours and has been serialized for many years
has been reserved for four-frame manga.
So, this time, Mochizawa, Anno, Yaiga and Kanazawa
gave us a task in advance and asked us to draw four-frame manga.
How was it, Kanazawa?
There were some that we didn't know,
but I think we drew it well.
Oh, really?
First of all, Mochizawa will show us his best drawing skills.
I drew "TOUCH".
"TOUCH", I see. This is also a famous work.
It's hard to summarize it in four frames.
There are many famous poems about "TOUCH".
That's right.
This includes spoilers of "TOUCH",
so if you haven't seen it and would like to see it in the future, please watch it carefully.
How many years ago is that?
There may be spoilers.
Okay, let's start.
Once upon a time, there were twins Kazuya and Tatsuya, and their childhood friend Minami.
Both of them liked Minami.
That's cute.
Kazuya was a baseball ace pitcher in high school,
but he died in a sudden accident.
It sounds like a lie, doesn't it?
Oh, I like it.
Tatsuya carries his brother's dream of going to high school and joins the baseball club.
He starts to play as a pitcher like Kazuya.
In the qualifying round of high school, there are strong rivals, genius batter Nitta and curve Nishimura.
That's right, that's right.
They are also rivals of love.
Who will win the championship and go out with Minami?
High school life, last summer, fighting for his brother's dream of going to high school, and...
Tatsuya Uesugi loves Minami Asakura more than anyone in the world.
In this way, Koushien won the championship and Tatsuya made his brother Kazuya's dream come true.
The end!
Isn't it great?
It's amazing!
After all, this...
This line is in it.
That's right!
It's like a lie, isn't it?
He's dead.
He's dead with a beautiful...
He's dead with a beautiful face even though he was kicked.
This is...
When we talked about this...
The technology is already...
The old men are already very happy.
Because they are all generations.
That's it!
Yeah!
It's not passed!
Passed!
Hey!
Nice!
The picture is also cute!
The picture is also nice!
It's easy to understand!
The picture is also easy to understand!
Next up is Mr. Yaigashi's four frames!
Yes!
I drew...
"TITANIC"!
Wow!
This is already...
In the movie, it's already three hours and fourteen minutes.
That's right!
It's long, it's messed up!
I was already renting this at VHS!
There was a complete edition!
That's right!
I had to buy two of them!
Wow!
Okay, let's go!
"Double Speed Titanic"!
I'm looking forward to it!
Jack and Princess Rose meet in a luxurious passenger ship.
Oh, this is love at first sight!
Hi, my name is Jack.
Knock, knock, I'm Rose!
The two of them are attracted to each other.
Sparkling memories of the first night!
I love you, I like you, Rose.
They seemed to be doing well in everything, but...
What?
In the meantime, Rose noticed.
What?
By misunderstanding.
Yes, their status is too different.
A frog phenomenon has occurred.
Jack's wallet is a magic tape wallet with that crackling sound.
Oh, I can't do it!
What is this?
I can't do it!
And it completely cooled down.
Rose pushed Jack off the ship.
You poor thing! I can't love you!
Was it such a misunderstanding of mine?
Along with the ship, Jack sank to the bottom of the sea.
That's it.
No, no, no.
There's no such thing.
Did you watch "Titanic"?
But I've seen it a little.
You've seen it a little?
The "T" pose.
I've seen it many times.
It's not "T" pose.
It was "T" all along.
I know the "T" pose.
But I can't remember the last one.
I only know where Rose dropped Jack in the end.
I know.
I only know where Rose dropped Jack in the end.
Jack was holding his breath.
He didn't drop him to kill himself.
It's not written in the biggest case of why it happened.
That's frog breeding.
Why are you telling me about "Magic Tape" all over?
When I thought about why it happened,
I thought it was a frog.
At first, it was love.
When I dropped Jack into the sea, I didn't know what was going on.
I thought it was a frog.
It's illogical.
It's not "T".
The national tour will start on March 22 and will be held in Sendai as well.
In order for many people to come, I think it's better to advertise.
I think it's better to advertise. I want to do it.
How about this?
It's completely different.
It's white and very thick.
Please distribute this to Sendai and advertise it.
I want a lot of people to come to the venue in Miyagi, so I'll do my best.
Sendai fans can see it at a glance.
We are an idol group called "Aozora ga Hirogatteita".
It will be held in Sendai.
I would be happy if you could put up this poster.
Can you do me a favor?
Like Minayama, I hope you will continue to support me as an idol group.
Thank you very much.
It's amazing.
Is it okay?
Thank you very much.
As Shiho showed me the power of baseball, we will show you the power of idol groups.
Please support us.
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
Is there anyone who knows about Boku ga Mitakatta?
I would be happy if you could come and watch it.
I will do my best like Tatsumi from "The Golden Club Show".
Please support me.
Thank you very much.
This is "Aozora ga Hirogatteita" that I wanted to see.
The last is Ms. Kanasaba, who likes blue rock.
I wrote "Kimetsu no Yaiba".
This is a recent masterpiece.
The anime is not complete yet.
By the way, I will do it in a movie next time.
"Kimetsu no Yaiba". Thank you very much.
Once upon a time, there was a family who lived quietly in a mountain.
One day, they were attacked by a demon and their family died.
Nezuko was divided into demons.
Her younger sister, Tanjirou, decided to protect Nezuko.
Tanjirou decided to protect Nezuko and trained.
He joined the police force.
Full concentration. Water breathing.
One shoulder.
Bow cut.
One day, they were walking in the city with Nezuko.
They found Kimetsu no Yaiba in a crowd of people.
Tanjirou chased Kimetsu no Yaiba in a crowd of people.
Nezuko fell in love with Kimetsu no Yaiba for the first time.
Nezuko and Kimetsu no Yaiba fell in love with Kimetsu no Yaiba for the first time.
Tanjirou became angry and became a demon.
The end.
Did you watch "Kimetsu no Yaiba"?
I watched the anime.
I also watched "Mugen Ressha".
I didn't know the ending.
She didn't know the ending. She only watched the anime.
She looked like a pirate.
Her hair color and...
She used money.
What's with this hair?
You didn't have it, did you?
Tanjiro's hair was black.
What are you laughing about?
I mean...
Nezuko's hair is in the box.
It's true!
It's in there!
Why did you draw it like that?
Tanjiro on the left...
He drew his hands and shoes.
He said "hockey" too.
That's crazy.
I drew my shoes.
You drew your shoes?
Why did you draw your shoes?
Tanjiro drew his shoes!
This is a problem.
Today's limited-edition video is Anno-san's speedy manga, which has exceeded the concept of four frames.
Now, please announce the name of the work written by Anno.
Yes, I wrote "Almageddon".
"Almageddon", this is also...
It was hard work, but you did it very well.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, after this, there will be spoilers of "Almageddon", so if you still want to watch it,
please be careful.
At the end, it's really moving.
Everyone is talking about it for the second and third week.
Now, thank you for your cooperation. Please!
Yes!
Once upon a time, there lived a father of Alm and his daughter of Alm, and a friend of Alm and his daughter of Alm.
"Alm's daughter"?
One peaceful day, Alm's daughter found an approaching small planet of Alm.
"Small planet of Alm"?
"There's a small planet over there!"
"At this rate, Earth will..."
"Dad, what should we do?"
"It's okay. Can you leave it to me?"
"Hey, darling! I'll help you, too!"
The people of the city were in great confusion.
To protect themselves from a collision with a small planet,
the strongest team led by Alm's father gathered their friends there and went into space.
"Let's go, Deluxe Channel!"
"Deluxe Channel!"
Everyone seems to be very confident.
But it's not going as planned.
More and more friends are dying.
"Is everyone okay?"
"Oh, my God, Channel!"
There, Alm's father, in exchange for his own life, saved Earth.
"Farewell, Alm's daughter! Live on!"
For Earth's sake, he presses a self-destruct button.
It should look like this.
"What's that?"
"Almageddon."
"Almageddon?"
"Almageddon," she said!
And so, the earth continues to exist.
"Continues?"
"There's more?"
Yes!
Now, the mystery remaining here is
the meaning of "Almageddon," which I'm Chichi left out.
Think about it and fall asleep.
The end!
"What's with this story?"
"Does anyone know about Almageddon?"
"Then, shall we ask Professor Osara?"
"No, no."
"Well, you know...
I wanted you to sing Aerosmith's song at the end."
"It's so funny, I don't know it at all!"
"If you say it, it's like Aerosmith's music video Boku ga Mitakatta!"
"The daughter of Bruce Willis is Libby Tyler,"
"and the daughter of Aerosmith's vocalist is Stephen Tyler."
"If you could put it up to that, it would be 100 points."
"This is a little unfair!"
"Ah, I see! Well, well, but..."
"Well, you did your best!"
"You did your best!"
"It was close!"
"Yes, it's not bad."