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Merry Christmas!
Today's show is broadcasted by Akashia Santa.
Are you awake?
We are awake!
What are you going to do for Christmas?
I'm thinking of going to see the Christmas illumination show.
What about you, Yoshimoto?
I want to eat a cake.
What about you, Anno?
I want to go to the Christmas market.
Christmas market.
The big one in Yokohama.
I'm an avatar!
What's wrong with you?
There's only one thing you should do for Christmas.
So, this is today's lesson!
For Christmas, think only of Akashia Santa!
Speaking of Akashia Santa
it is a project where a general person who spends Christmas alone calls Sanma-san in the studio and talks about misfortune
and if Sanma-san thinks it is interesting
he can get a present.
Yes, we have been doing it for a long time.
Akashia Santa, which continues from 1990 and is now a Japanese treasure.
This time, it is a class where you can call anytime when you have misfortune.
Now, I would like to do what I always do.
Just think of catching up with Nogizaka!
I'm sure you won't come. Christmas Eve alone.
I felt like I could hold hands forever.
There are people who don't know.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence!
It's a full course.
It's amazing.
Yes.
Now, let's start the class, but this time I'm going to give you the most important power for Akashia Santa.
Yes.
Yagi.
Yes.
Do you know what is the most important thing in Akashia Santa?
Misfortune.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, the most important thing is the telephone!
In order to talk about misfortune, you have to answer the telephone, right?
Yes.
You look like Nicole Magler or San Masa Fukige.
Yes, that's right.
Is this right?
No, I really don't want to see that face.
So, this is it!
Christmas is life on the telephone!
We don't know when the phone will ring during the live broadcast of "Akashia Santa".
If you can't answer the phone, it's over.
No matter what the situation is, let's practice answering the phone!
Yes!
Also, make sure you have a remote control near the TV.
You have to turn it off as soon as you answer the phone.
If you don't do that, the phone will ring.
We don't need that kind of effort.
By the way, for those of you who answered the phone and were able to talk about your misfortune,
you will receive a present just like at home!
That's great!
Now, here is the first phone situation.
Even if it's hell in the bathroom, the phone is life!
Here it is. There is a phone in front of the bathroom mat.
Please answer the phone within five calls.
If you can answer the phone, it's okay to talk about your misfortune.
Now, the one who will challenge is...
Leader, Shogana!
Now, please take off your shoes.
Take off?
What?
Are you serious?
I'm not wearing shoes!
Take off?
No, of course you should take them off.
Of course you should.
No, it's kind of embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing.
Taking them off...
Now!
Do you want to join Shogana and Awakashida?
I do!
Sanma-san won't wait for you!
If you want to join, stand on your feet and answer the question and answer the phone!
I'll go!
Let's go!
You couldn't answer, so you're out!
Now, what number do you want?
Oh!
Akashia Thunder can't answer the phone.
It's a mess.
You'll get a penalty!
1! 1! Here it is!
Gekikusa Telephone!
Why?
I'll call you now.
Here I go.
Yes, please call me.
Kus... Kusa!
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Shiogama?
Yes. Kusei... Yes.
Kusei? What's wrong?
Kusei desu.
Kusei desu?
Kusa? What's this?
What's that smell?
Something... Koshu?
Koshu?!
Whose is it?
I don't like it.
Whose... Whose koshu is it?
I don't like it.
Even if it's Ashitsubo Hell, the telephone is life.
Next, the oldest, Itou-san, who experienced Christmas, will challenge.
Itou, are you ready?
Yes.
Then...
Ready...
Start!
Continue... Continue...
His name is...
What?
Are you going to take a bath?
What's your name and occupation?
I'm Ito Yuzu.
I don't want to do it so many times.
I can't do it!
You can't do it!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
I asked you once and you said you can't do it so many times!
You can't do it!
You have to go to the store!
You can't do it!
The penalty game is...
I got it but...
What's your number?
What should I do?
I'll go with number 11.
Number 11 is...
This one!
This big one is Tagame.
It's Tagame.
I've seen this a lot.
Have you ever eaten it?
Yes, I have.
Is it good?
Of course it's good!
You can eat what you like.
What I like?
I'll go with this one.
Is it Hachinoko?
Itadakimasu (Let's eat)
How does it taste?
It's fragrant and delicious.
Is it delicious?
This is delicious.
Please choose one.
Good.
Number 16.
This one.
Anno-gonomi's Mezamashi-dokei. (Wake-up clock)
What does it mean?
This one.
Anno-gonomi?
I think I'm going to like the music and the rhythm.
You're going to like this one, right?
I'm getting dizzy.
Here's the next situation.
Even if you're hypnotized, you'll still be in love.
The challenger will be hypnotized by a heavy receiver.
If you can solve the hypnotism and get out of there safely, you will be given permission to talk about your misfortune.
I see.
Mr. Fujita, a professional hypnotist, will hypnotize me.
First of all, I'd like to see if you can hypnotize me.
Please hypnotize me so that I can get high tension.
I'd like to try it.
Look at me.
As you look at me more and more, your eyelids get heavier and more and more your eyes fall down.
As you enjoy it, your eyelids get heavier and more and more your eyes fall down.
When you close your eyes, you let out your strength.
Your head becomes empty and you feel better and better.
When I count to three, I wake up.
When you wake up, you are a hypnotist in front of you, Mr. Fujita.
It's really interesting.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
What? Really?
But it's funny. I felt it.
It feels good.
It's amazing.
What? Really?
Look at me.
Three, two, one.
Oh, my God!
It's not funny at all.
It's not good.
It's melted.
What?
What's wrong?
What's going on?
Sometimes it's called "Moraisaimi".
"Moraisaimi"!
No way!
Really?
Shall we solve it?
Please solve it for me.
Look at me.
Look at me and you will gradually calm down.
Calm down and stand up again.
Go back and stand up again.
Put your feet together.
Look at me and calm down.
When I clap my hands, everything will be solved.
Three, two, one.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Please stand up.
Look at me.
What's going on?
Are you okay?
How did you feel?
I was worried about you.
But you came to me.
I didn't know what was going on.
I was crying.
I didn't know what was going on.
That's amazing.
You were wearing a sandal.
On the first day of Boku Aozora,
Ms. Iwamoto fell asleep.
She fell asleep.
She's quite weak now.
But this is the main issue.
If you put strength in it,
it will be very heavy.
One, two, three.
Thank you.
Let's start.
Ready,
Start!
No way!
Come out!
If you enjoy it, it will be heavier. Enjoy it!
Do your best!
I can do it!
No way!
He came out!
What is your job?
My job is an idol.
Please tell us your misfortune story.
Wait!
He called me out in the city.
It's a bit far.
It's getting heavier.
Did it melt?
Don't put it back in.
It's getting heavier.
He called you out in the city.
It's getting heavier.
I feel like I'm going to faint all of a sudden.
You failed.
Please choose a number.
I will choose number 2.
Can you do hypnotism?
Can you do hypnotism to not hurt?
I want to do it.
I will hold it.
Close your eyes.
When you wake up, you will lose your sense of smell.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
You will lose your sense of smell like you are stuck in ice.
Press the home button.
As expected, electricity is impossible.
That was the best pretending.
Your face when it's turned on is completely turned on.
Can you see it?
This is getting more and more popular here.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
A mysterious phone call.
The city is a big forest.
Close your eyes and inhale power.
Ten, nine, eight, seven.
Here is the next situation.
Mysterious phone call.
There is a phone in a locked box.
However, the key does not open unless you give an answer to a question.
Those who open the lock within ten calls and answer the phone will have the right to talk about their misfortune.
Yes.
The three people who will challenge are Imai, Hagiwara, Ms. Hypnosis, and Iwamoto.
Are you ready?
If you open the paper on top of the box, the question is written.
Here we go.
Within ten calls.
Ready, go!
- Two, three... - I know.
- Four... - I know.
- Five... - This is right, right?
- This is right. - This is right, right?
- Six... - Yagi's...
- Five... - Six...
- Seven... - Not coming out.
- Seven calls. - Not coming out.
- Maybe sleeping. - Five...
- Sleeping a little today. - Four...
- I know! - Yes, what is it?
- If you skip two lines and read it... - Skip two lines and read it...
- Please choose a number. - Three of us. - My favorite number. - Number 18. - Number 18! Number 18 is this!
- Ten seconds of laughing. - Iwamoto, ten seconds of hypnosis and laughing. - Be careful.
Originally, three of them were going to play a penalty game, but it changed suddenly.
Iwamoto is going to do laughing hypnosis on Matsuo.
- I want to see Matsuo's funny face. - Let's do it.
Please follow me with only your eyes.
The hypnosis is getting deeper and deeper.
Close your eyes and relax.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
I'm going to take a deep breath and close my eyes.
When you open your eyes, Matsuo's face is very funny.
Especially his nose is funny.
- Let's do it. - One, two, three.
- Twice. - No!
- Three, four, five. - No!
Especially his nose is funny.
If you clap your hands, they'll hit you. If you poke your fingers, they'll hit you even more.
Watch it.
That's amazing.
Today's lesson is over.
There were various things.
It wasn't what I expected.
That's right.
It was an ACASIA SANTA project.
I wanted to focus on phones, but I focused on hypnosis.
I didn't expect hypnosis to be so difficult.
I thought it would be easy for me to fall into the sand.
But it was too difficult for me to fall into the sand.
Have a happy new year.
I won't look at it from here.
If you look at it, you'll get fat if you concentrate.
I won't look at it from here either.
Concentrate from here.
Well, I only have one chance.
I want to do it.
I'm a little scared.
Let's do it together while your hands are stiff.
I'm a little scared.
Please put out your hands.
Please use your hands loosely.
Please hug me tight in front of you.
Please take me to a place that is easy to see in front of you, far or near.
And please raise your elbow like this.
If you hit it sideways, please stay away from me for a moment.
If I put out my finger, I'll put out my finger.
You don't have to put it out yet.
This is the most important part.
It's a concentration tool, so if you want to do it or go to me, you won't be able to do it.
Please take a good look at where you are stuck between your fingers.
If I say, "Open your fingers," I'll open my fingers like this.
Then my fingers will go up on their own.
Please enjoy this phenomenon.
Let's go.
Put out your fingers.
It's not open yet.
Please only look at your own fingers.
I won't do it from here.
If you look at it, you won't be able to concentrate.
I won't look at other people's fingers from here either.
Concentrate from here.
Please enjoy this once.
Let's go.
Three, two, one.
Open your fingers.
Your fingers will come out like this.
Look at me.
Enjoy it.
It's coming out more and more.
If you look at me more and more, it's coming out more and more.
My fingers are getting tighter and tighter.
It's sticking to me and my fingertips are getting tighter and tighter.
And imagine.
Look at the instant adhesive between your fingers.
If you count three, it will harden and your fingers won't open.
One.
Concentrate and look at your fingers.
Two.
Imagine that it's hardening and the water will come out more and more and your fingers will harden.
Three.
What happened if you counted three?
It's hard and it won't open.
Is there anyone like that?
If it doesn't open, raise it straight up.
If it opens, raise it straight up.
If it doesn't open, raise it straight up.
Look this way. If it doesn't open, look this way. If it doesn't open, look this way.
If it doesn't open, count three and raise it up in three, two, one.
Then your hands will get stuck and you won't be able to fold it.
I'll do it. I'll do it again. Raise it like you're pinching your head.
I'll do it. Three, two, one.
Raise it like you're pinching your head.
Your hands won't fold and you'll escape.
Oh, wait!
If you want to drop it, drop it.
If you don't fold it, enjoy it as it is.
It's a good feeling.
If you don't fold it, look this way.
On three, two, one, step on the ground as hard as you can.
If you do that, your feet will get stuck and you won't be able to stand up from the chair.
Can I do it?
Three, two, one, step on the ground and your feet will get stuck and you won't be able to stand up from the chair.
You'll fall over.
Let's just do it from afar.
I'll do it. Look, look.
Look, look.
Sorry.
Sorry for hurting you.
You tried to do it, didn't you?
I was surprised.
She is still in a heavy position.
It's not melting yet.
Can I take off my clothes?
The top of her head is melting.
It's not melting yet.
Let's say goodbye.
What was it?
It's OK.
The energy comes in from below.
One.
Head over your head.
Two.
Hands over head.
Three.
The energy comes in from the belly.
If you feel a cold air come up to your head and sneeze like ice sliding down your brain verbs , 3 , 2 , 1 I'm going to sneeze.
Wow! What is this?
You are so sweet.
Switch your feet.
Switch your stomach.
Do the lips sync with your hands.
If you feel a cold air come up to your head and sneeze like ice sliding down your brain verbs , 3 , 2 , 1 I'm going to sneeze.
you are good at it.
stand up.
good morning.
you are amazing.
sorry for making you wait for so long.
you must be bored.
sorry.
look at me.
come closer.
stretch your arms.
more and more.
wait, wait.
let's do it in the back.
in the back.
the staff is still doing it.