AISubs v3.8
This is a variety show for super idols to catch up with Nogizaka 46.
Mr. Sanosaru, it's been 22 hours.
That's right.
You've come a long way.
For those of you who have watched the past episodes, you know what's important just by appearing.
It's going to be exciting.
It's not going to be exciting, but it's going to be exciting.
I hope it will be exciting.
That's right.
Everyone, please come in.
I'm coming in.
That's right.
Please have a seat.
Please sit down.
You can speak up.
It's not like that.
It's not silence.
Please sit down.
Today's lesson is this.
Always think only about the camera.
We did it before.
It was good.
However, we changed members this time.
Yagi, Kanazawa and Hasegawa.
They were here before.
Yes.
These three will be punished.
Punished?
These three were useless.
Yagi was absent-minded.
She was absent-minded for 10 seconds.
She is absent-minded now.
Don't look at me.
She is not absent-minded at all.
Always think only about the camera.
Please think only about the camera.
Where is it?
Find it!
Where is it?
Isn't it over there?
It's not like all cameras are shining.
Some cameras are not shining.
I will explain the purpose of this class.
As an idol, you should always think only about the camera.
This is one of the basics.
I want you to master this ability.
While I explain, don't look at me.
Always think only about the camera.
Find it!
Good!
What is it?
It's scary.
Don't look at me.
To improve your camera eye power,
don't look away from the camera.
Don't look away from the camera.
Please try various games.
You are late!
You don't have to say "haa"!
Think only about catching up with Nogizaka!
Even with a small camera!
If you look away, you will be angry!
If you are my manager, look at me!
This is the story of Yasushi's angry look at the airport.
You can't get it.
If you search "Bougenshu" in Yokoyama, you can find it.
Today, we will have a camera-looking match between Osada and Matsuo.
First, Osada's angry look at the camera.
If you are my manager, look at me!
Matsuo's third angry look at the camera.
If you are my disciple, look at me!
Thank you for accepting it.
Let's start the first match.
This is...
Camera-looking beach flag!
This is a program that you have never seen on TV.
Let's try this difficult challenge!
This is a one-on-one competition.
The one who gets the flag first gets 100 points.
100 points normally.
Let's do a demonstration.
Can you do it?
Can you do it 50 times?
50 times?
50 times is impossible.
Don't look away.
50 times is impossible.
Let's do 5.
It's uncomfortable.
Let's do 5.
Don't look away.
What?
5?
What?
Start!
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
It's off.
It's off!
The goat is late.
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
1...
Turn! Turn!
2...
Good! Good!
3...
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Where did it go? Where did it go?
4...
5...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! OK!
Start!
Yes! Start!
Start!
Goat!
It's a goat!
Well, it's a good match.
Let's call it a goat's victory!
Yes!
Now, the second match.
Osada vs. Hasegawa!
Yes!
Go for it!
Matsuo vs. Aoki!
Yes! Go for it!
It's already started!
It's always like this.
Are you OK?
What's wrong?
I just saw it.
The goat... I don't know if you can say it, but if you look at it like this,
It's like sitting in a chairless place...
But it's good! It's good!
It's good!
Don't be so embarrassing!
OK! It's good!
Please look at the screen and sing.
OK!
"Omae no Kaachan debesou" (Your mom is ugly)
I'll say it! I'll say it! I'll say it to the teacher!
"Pitcher Bibitteru" (The pitcher is scared)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Thank you very much!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wait a minute!
The second match is between Osada-gun Hasegao-san and Matsuo-gun Aoki-san.
OK! Let's go!
The second match! Ready!
Start!
One!
Two!
Three!
Go up! Go up!
Four!
Aoki is good!
Five!
You can win! You can win! You can win!
Run! Run! Run!
Aoki wins!
It was beautiful.
It was good, wasn't it?
You had a good eye.
Yes.
I think it was good.
Excuse me.
Please make a nice face with this mirror.
Huh?
Sakamichi no Mukou ni Wa Aozora ga Hirogatteita?
Contra with camera's eye.
Contra.
Yes Contra.
Speaking of black cassettes of Famicom, it is Contra.
Yes.
I've never played it either.
Really?
Contra?
Contra is not there.
Really?
A variety of scrolls come out in a shooting game.
I don't know.
Contra is a competition of clearing one person from the back of the eye.
Yes.
First of all, teacher Osada will demonstrate.
Wow, I miss it.
Wow.
I miss it.
Wow.
What is it?
Ah!
Do you know it?
It has started.
Wow.
I will go for a moment.
Teacher, teacher, teacher.
Wow.
Ah!
It is coming from behind.
Is it okay to take it?
What?
Ah!
More more.
Three scrolls.
There is only one scroll before three.
Yes.
I will get into the ocean.
It's dangerous!
Is it okay there?
Wow, it's difficult.
What is it?
Please run!
You're going deep.
Ah!
It's going deep.
There is a river or water pitch running now.
What?
Go up!
Jump!
One more!
Jump!
Time's up!
It's difficult.
I wanted to do it normally.
No, no.
I couldn't see the screen at all.
Anyway, it's not a corner to play nostalgic games.
Nishimori san and Mochinaga san were asked to do it without being told anything.
Nishimori san is the first one.
Are you ready, Nishimori san?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
I'm nervous.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Hit it and go forward.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Good.
It's falling.
Good.
Good, good, good.
Go forward.
But I don't know how to do it.
Just like that.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Jump.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Great, great.
One more.
Jump.
I did one at last.
Only two left.
This is awesome.
Suddenly.
Jump, jump, jump.
Finished.
Wow, this is...
But...
The first one was really good.
I see.
Next, Matsuo military, Mochinaga san.
Can she break Mishimori san's record?
It's a challenge. Let's go. Ready, start!
Wow, it's summer. I want to do it.
She's good!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Oh, you'll fall.
As it is.
You should run. It's your second run.
Run!
Jump!
OK! OK!
Jump!
Don't worry.
Jump! Jump!
Jump!
OK!
Jump!
Oh, you'll fall.
Jump!
Time's up!
The winner is...
Mochida!
That was nice!
It went on for a while.
Welcome!
Please shake hands.
Shake hands!
Welcome!
Smile, please.
Smile!
Welcome!
Give us another handshake.
More handshakes!
Look at the camera, don't take photos after you've jumped.
Look and take it!
Totally different from what the camera is doing!
The next game is this!
Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu Kameramesen Catch!
A variety show of Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu Kameramesen Catch!
This is a disaster prevention game.
First of all, Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu...
Yes!
I do it a lot.
You do it a lot, don't you?
Yes, I do it a lot.
It also happens to Kurohige, doesn't it?
Yes, it also happened to Kurohige.
I've flown to an incredible height.
It also happens to Kurohige, doesn't it?
Yes! This time, we will try...
Five Kurohige will fly at once...
Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu MAX FIVE!
Yes!
Team representatives will choose two people each and wear gloves...
Four people will challenge Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu!
Catch the flying Kurohige with gloves!
Even if you fall, you can pick it up!
You get 100 points per Kurohige you catch!
Oh, this is big!
Yes!
These four people will catch Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu with their camera eyes!
Let's go! Ready...
Start up!
When did it start?
What do you mean?
Yes, point it at me!
What do you mean?
Haven't you done it before?
There is...
Where are you looking at?!
I can't see it, but please give me instructions properly!
Is it correct?
It's correct!
The position of the hole...
Point it at me!
Where?
Point it at me!
Tell me where it is!
Here?
Look for it! Look for it!
A little more! A little more!
Left! Left!
This is not a photo shoot at all!
I'll show you!
A little more to the left! A little more to the left!
Go closer! Go closer!
Camera! Camera!
Camera!
Support members are allowed!
You can release your camera eyes!
Just the four of you are allowed now!
Okay, a little more!
Everyone, you catch it when it flies, right?
That's right!
Hey, if you get stuck...
That's the kind of game it is!
It might fly in the first shot!
Okay, next up is...
Huh? But this is a team game...
It's a team game, so it's Kanazawa!
Wait, isn't it up there?
Oh, me?
Yeah!
Me?
Grab a knife!
Okay!
Here I go!
Do your best!
Give instructions!
Where? Where?
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
In front! In front!
Umm...
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, sorry!
I think it's a little lower!
It's a little lower!
What is this?!
The camera looks!
If it flies, you catch it!
Look and catch it!
That's not how the camera works at all!
Over there!
Look and catch it!
Look and let it catch it!
Oh, it's almost there!
Look and let it catch it!
Catch it and catch it!
Look and let it catch it and catch it!
Catch it and catch it!
Be careful, okay?
Do your best! Do your best!
- Over there! - Oh, there it is!
- Can you do it? - It's about to fly!
- It's about to fly! - It's about to fly!
- Because it's... - Whoa!
- Over there! - That way!
- Over there, right? - Yeah.
- I think that's it. - Okay, up, up, up!
- Up, up, up! - Turn the camera off. - Up, up, up!
- Where is it?! Find it!
- Wait, up, up, up! - Up, up, up!
- Up, up, up!
- Did you find it?! - Yes!
- Up. - Up?
- Where is it?! - Find it!
- Find it! - Nobody knows where it is!
- Nobody knows where it is!
- Only Osara sensei knows where it is!
- It's in front of you! - Huh?!
- Yes!
- Only Kurohige knows where it is!
- Yes!
- Kurohige...
- Oh, you got it!
- Thank you!
- Ami-chan...
- Your feet won't stop...
- No, no, no...
- It looks like it's gonna jump...
- Huh?
- Oh, is there a place you can't stab it with?
- Yui-chan, you've prepared for this, right?
- What do you mean, "a place you can't stab it with"?
- It's been there for a while now!
- What do you mean "a place you can't stab it with"?!
- Oh, it's in front of you!
- It's in!
- Wait, let me check it first!
- Yeah, go ahead!
Why do you like it so much? Don't you fly away?
Check it out.
Are you okay?
I think it's stuck. Are you okay?
Then, is it miraculously avoided?
I'll take this one.
This one?
Yes, this one.
No, no, no!
You can't pick up the one you dropped.
Time's up!
Can I pick up the one I dropped?
Okay, then.
Osada has...two?
Wow, two!
Okay, then.
I have two.
Wow!
Matsuo wins!
It's not a game where you can win gift card as soon as you drop it.
If you drop it, you can win it as much as you like.
You can win it with your bare hands, not with your gloves like Sugiura.
The total points of the three competitions are...
Sit down!
Get out of my way!
Hurry up!
After all three competitions,
Osada team got 300 points,
and Matsuo team got 500 points.
Matsuo team won!
Sakamichi no Mukou ni wa Aozora ga Hirogatteita? a variety show of Boku ga Mitakatta
In addition to control and camera eyes, they also did double play.
Osada team is challenged by Nishimori and Hasegawa for double play.
Double play. Ready, go!
Good, good.
Good, go straight ahead.
Your tongue is down now.
Good, go straight ahead.
Jump, jump, jump!
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Jump, jump!
Did you jump?
Where is the camera?
OK, jump, jump!
How long are you going to stare up at me like that?
Jump!
More, more, more!
Everyone, cheer for me!
Hey, who am I?
Am I still alive?
This is a little cruel.
It was a little cruel.
I can't do it.
I can't do it!
I can't do it. I'm sorry.
No, no, you're not sorry.
Those two are definitely at fault.
The way you played and the way you stared at the camera...
It didn't work at all.
Next up for Matsuo-gun is Mochinaga-san and Sugiura-san's challenge.
Where is it? There it is!
She stared straight at the camera just now.
My head is about to hit it.
OK, let's go!
Ready, start!
Don't forget to stare at the camera!
It's OK. Just like that.
It's OK.
Everyone, give her instructions!
Am I still alive?
Jump!
It's OK. It's OK.
It's OK. Go straight. Go straight.
Let's go forward. Let's go forward.
It's OK. Go straight. It's OK.
Jump! Jump!
Jump!
Go straight. Jump!
Shizuya, say it louder!
Jump!
OK!
Jump!
Shizuya, say it louder!
Jump!
OK!
Jump!
OK!
Jump!
Which one is which?
Shizuya didn't look at the screen at the end.
He didn't look at the game at all.
This is friendship!
Matsuoka wins!
It was similar!
If you look at it in total...
Which one will you choose?