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"Super idol Nogizaka 46"
This is a program to catch up with "Super idol Nogizaka 46"
Hello, we are N.C.I.D.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
I saw you today.
Are you OK?
Can you do it?
I'm sorry.
I may not be able to do it.
I don't know if it's because you're busy.
You are in a difficult situation.
I'm sorry about that.
I may not be able to do it.
I'm sorry about that.
Please look at their determination.
They want to do it.
We told you not to do it.
But you said you wanted to do it.
Shall we call them?
Let's call them.
Please come in.
Are you okay? Are you okay, Ue?
Be careful.
- Are you okay? - Is Sugiura okay?
- Is Sugiura okay? - What?
What was that?
The bandage hit me on the bandage.
- Excuse me. - This is pretty bad.
- This is terrible. - This is bad.
Amaguchi, you...
You hit him in both hands.
When you're in this industry and you're sick and itchy and you're resting,
- the seats in the entertainment world fill up right away. - That's true.
- There are as many substitutes as you like. - Yes.
- Matsudaka was resting in the Meitoku match. - I don't think he was resting.
- He threw 250 balls in the previous PL match. - Yes.
- Even though his arm was broken. - Yes.
He came in on the left and hit it on the timely.
In the end, he took the tape and threw it in the team's pinch.
- Right? - Yes.
- I don't know much about it. - I don't know.
- I don't think he was restrained. - That's right.
- I don't know much about it. - Yes.
- What I want to say is... - Yes.
No matter how many bones you have,
you can't put up with it and rest at work.
- You had broken bones in the beginning, didn't you? - I did, but...
- That's how it is. - I see. Is it called "pre-practice"?
- Yes, it is. - That's how it is.
- That's how it is. - That's why we have this lesson today!
Even if you have broken bones, you only think about appearing on TV!
This time, even if you have broken bones, you only think about appearing on TV!
I see.
From now on, you have to think about what you are going to do.
I see.
Do you have broken bones at home?
Do you have temporary broken bones?
I have temporary broken bones.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yoshimoto.
You.
Yoshimoto.
As an idol, you have everything from head to toe.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I parked my car in a parking lot and made it an average size.
I made my face empty while I was playing.
What are you doing?
When you go, you go like this.
Yes.
Your neck hurts, too.
Your nose hurts, too.
My nose, chin and neck.
Your chin hurts, too?!
Even though you're an idol.
But you still want to go out.
Yes.
That's amazing.
As expected of you.
Yes.
Akita.
Yes. I did it with both hands.
Akita, you did it with both hands, too?!
Both hands?!
What's wrong?
When I was doing Seikenzuki, I broke it.
Seikenzuki?!
Yes.
Where?!
I did it at a handshake party. There was an acrylic board.
You did Seikenzuki at a handshake party?!
Yes.
On an acrylic board?!
Yes. I did it on an acrylic board and I did it with both hands.
Why did you do Seikenzuki at a handshake party?
I don't know if it's right or left.
But when you did Seikenzuki at a handshake party, you did it with both hands again.
I was studying.
You got into it.
That's amazing.
Yamaguchi also did it with both hands.
When I was playing judo with my friends, we lost.
Judo?!
Did you get thrown?
Yes.
What did you get thrown at?
I got thrown at my back.
You got thrown at your back?!
It's not "I got thrown at my back!"
It's not like that.
So you didn't take your punishment?
No.
To prepare for Yuji's punishment, we will learn various TV-like projects in advance with temporary fractures.
Here is the first TV-like project we will have you do in your handshake party.
Yes.
Fractured boiled egg!
Fractured boiled egg...
When you are young, you have a lot of work to eat.
If you refuse to eat because you have a broken arm, you will be taken to a gyaru model.
That's right, there is a gyaru model now.
Gyaru models have high specifications.
Even if you have a broken arm, you have to show that you can eat boiled eggs quickly.
The person who will challenge the broken boiled egg project is ITO YAEGASHI with one arm and one leg broken.
First of all, please put on an apron.
Can you put it on me?
Please help me.
Can't you help me?
I can't help you.
Why do you want me to help you?
Are you okay?
You look like a caretaker.
I will challenge you.
Boiled eggs with broken bones.
Are you ready?
Start.
Can you break it there?
I can't do it.
You are good at using it.
Can you break it?
Please break it with your forehead.
Can you break it with your forehead?
I broke it.
Please peel it cleanly.
Can you peel it cleanly?
If you do it dirty, the band will scold you.
The band will scold you.
The band will like you, ITO YAEGASHI.
It's a little late.
Please peel it quickly.
There is a rule that I don't know well.
You can use your fingers.
It hurts.
You can use your fingers.
YAEGASHI is using it.
ITO.
It's a big bite.
ITO.
YAEGASHI ate it.
Can you swallow it?
I have to swallow it.
Eggs have water.
ITO, do your best.
Do your best.
Swallow it.
Do your best.
Swallow it.
Do your best.
ITO, do your best.
YAEGASHI is eating a lot.
Which one will eat first?
Can you swallow it?
Do your best.
ITO should eat first.
Why are you so angry?
Are you eating more and more?
ITO.
Are you eating more and more?
You reversed it! You reversed it!
Now, Yae, you try it.
Huh? It was difficult...
Are you still eating more and more?
You're eating more and more!
The second match is between Akita and Yamaguchi, who have broken their arms and legs due to karate and judo.
This is a mess.
This is ridiculous.
This is a ridiculous scene.
I'm sorry!
You can do it!
What happened?
I'm sure there was an explosion during the music video shooting.
Are you ready?
Yes!
This is amazing.
It's a match between two people who have broken their arms and legs.
This is quite a sight.
But you can use your fingers, right?
Now, let's go!
Break your arms and legs and eat eggs quickly!
Ready, start!
You can do it!
Now...
Out!
First...
Now, from where it ends...
He's shaking his arms and legs...
OK, OK, OK, OK...
I'll just tell you this much.
"Now, out!" was a single phrase.
What are you going to do?! Think about it!
You can't say it! I see!
What are you going to do?!
It's a battle of two of you!
She's out of breath!
She pushed it!
It's a drinking battle!
Chew it well!
Go for it!
Her mouth is getting bigger and bigger.
Why is it getting bigger and bigger?
What do you mean?
It's not decreasing at all!
You didn't use any salt, did you?
Why don't you add some salt?
Why don't you eat each other?
That's curry!
Curry!
She's out of breath!
Eat her!
That's curry!
You don't know anything about food!
Make up for it!
She's out of breath!
She ate it!
Yamaguchi wins!
How was it?
You're still eating it!
Do you need salt?
If you add some salt...
It's too late!
Curry is...
Is it good?
There's only salt!
Yes!
It's over!
Because you lost!
By the way, the winner of this competition is...
Kossetsu Friend Park.
Kossetsu Friend Park?
Kossetsu Friend Park's...
What is it?
The next event is already decided, right?
Kossetsu Jumping...
What?
The one where you jump and get stuck?
I want to go there!
I was cutting my hands off!
I was about to die there!
But you said something good.
I'm sorry, but I can't do it anymore.
Who is it? What is it?
What?
What is it?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Drink it yourself.
Yes.
Let me drink it.
It's like a Russian toasting style.
Something like that.
The next game is this!
Bone fracture twister game!
Wow!
Well, there are many game plans on TV,
but if you do something while you have a bone fracture, you can climb up at once.
That's right.
The next game is a bone fracture twister game using pine needles instead of both arms.
It's a one-legged bone fracture match between Sugiura and Hagiwara.
Well, are you ready? Let's go.
Bone fracture twister game, start!
Let's go!
Well, first of all...
That!
Oh, wait a minute.
Are you a writer?
I'm not a writer!
What are you doing?
Can you do it?
Let's go!
Oh!
The right leg...
The right leg is a little broken.
The right leg...
Is it the left leg?
Yes.
The leg...
The leg is green.
Yes.
Hagiwara is...
Let's go!
You did it, didn't you?
The left leg is blue.
Oh, I'll do it.
The left leg is blue.
Yes.
Well, you can do it here.
Yes.
Next...
Oh, the left hand!
The left hand...
Then...
Yes, first of all...
The left hand is green.
Green.
The left hand is green.
Yes, that's good.
Next is...
- Left foot... - Head.
- Jump. - Jump?
- Yeah. - Be careful, okay?
It worked!
It hurts!
Why don't you use "matsu maze"?
Here I go.
Yes, please.
The next one.
Red of the feet.
Red.
Can you do it?
Red.
Red of the green of the left hand.
Yes.
Can you do it?
What?
She did it!
What's going on?
Amazing!
What's going on?
OK.
Now, Hagiwara.
Yes.
Here I go.
Blue of the right hand.
Yes.
OK, OK, OK.
You won.
Next, Ura.
Please do it quickly.
Green of the right hand.
You have a great posture.
You are using it well.
You look like Mr. Sakagami in "Viking".
Blue of the left foot.
After that, she repeated it several times.
But she couldn't do it.
Green of the feet.
OK, OK.
Green.
Green?
It's very easy.
Very easy?
Yes.
Well...
Wait a minute.
OK.
Can you do it infinitely?
Wait a minute.
How does it work?
If you do it infinitely, it will collapse.
That's right.
If you do it infinitely, you can do it infinitely.
Can I do it one more time?
Maybe you can do it one more time.
That's right.
Your left foot is yellow.
It's very easy.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
I'll do it one more time.
Your left hand is red.
It's very easy.
It's over.
It's very easy.
I'm very sorry.
This is a new discovery.
I think it's more advantageous to have a fracture in Mr. Game.
That's right.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm going to have Mr. Elmoto do a fracture scraping now.
Fracture scraping?
Yes.
It's dangerous.
[knocking on door]
fish
Health comes first.
Welcome to "Brain Water Neverland"!
Brain water is released into a mysterious race in a mysterious world!
I think it's going to be crazy!
It came out!
It's coming out, man!
Now, let's continue.
The next TV program is this!
"Broken History Game"!
Now, this is really a masterpiece of the entertainment world.
Whether we are broken or not, we are going to pick up the chairs of the entertainment world!
Let's go and pick them up like dead people!
This looks pretty amazing.
This is also common in sports events.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is. Sports events of the entertainment world.
These four people are trying to break one of their legs.
There are one-handed users and two-handed users.
Well, this is also...
From now on, you can't overdo it.
Be careful of that, too.
Yes.
Don't overdo it.
Let's go!
Yes!
Then, music! Start up!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
"Journey"?
It's like "WBC".
It's really hard to pick up a chair.
It's pretty private.
Who is voting for this?
There are people who like football.
Oh, no!
It's not over yet.
Oh, no!
You did a good job!
You were quite close to Itou, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
You caught him with Matsuba Zue.
Yes, I did.
It was a good strategy.
Itou is out of the game.
In the first round, Itou is out due to Sugiura's skillful Matsuba Zue control.
These three will advance to the semi-final round.
Constance is out of the game. Music, start!
Here it comes.
Why can't I play my song?
Is it my chance?
Sakurai is out!
He couldn't play his song in time!
The timing was not good enough!
Too bad!
Why did you say "chon chon chon chon" at the end of the song?
I hadn't started singing yet.
That's impossible!
There are only a few seats left.
Will Sugiura or Hagiwara be able to take the seat?
Let's start!
Music, start!
They are doing it
What are you doing?
They are doing it
How is it?
They are timing it
If you were in danger, you wouldn't be able to sit
How is it?
It's stuck!
It's stuck! It's stuck!
After this, even if it still breaks,
she only thinks about appearing on TV.
Kobe hamburger! Even if the bone breaks!
Yoshino, can you see this properly?
I can't see it.
It's cut off.
It's okay, professor!
In this world, it's high risk and high return.
Wow!
Wait a minute! What's going on?
Wait a minute! Wow!
And no one was there anymore.
Are you ready?
Let's go! Bone fracture twister game, start!
Start!
Let's go!
First of all...
That!
Wait a minute...
It's not "sakka"!
What are you doing?
Can you do it?
Let's go!
Ah!
Right foot...
Right foot means it's broken.
Right foot means...
Left foot?
Yes.
Foot...
It's the green of the foot.
The green of the foot...
Yes, Fagiola...
Yes.
Let's go!
You did it, didn't you?
The blue of the left foot...
Ah, I'll do it. The blue of the left foot...
Yes.
It's easy.
Yes, you can do it here.
Yes.
Next...
Ah! Left hand!
Left hand...
Yes.
Wait a minute...
The green of the left hand!
Yes.
In "kimazu haran"...
Left foot green.
- Left foot... - It's a jump.
- A jump! - Yeah. Be careful.
There it is!
It hurts!
Why don't you use "matsu maze"?
Here I go.
Yes, please.
Next one.
Red of the feet.
Red.
Can you do it?
Red.
Red of the green of the left hand.
Yes.
Can you do it?
What?
She did it!
What kind of situation is that?
Amazing!
What kind of situation is that?
OK.
Next, Hagiwara.
Yes.
Here I go.
Blue of the right hand.
Yes.
OK, OK, OK.
You won.
Yes.
Next, Ura.
Please do it quickly.
Green of the right hand.
You have a great posture.
You have mastered it.
I have mastered it.
You look like Mr. Sakagami in "The Viking".
Here I go.
Blue of the left foot.
Go back again.
It's hard.
Here I go.
Yes.
Blue of the right hand.
Can you do it?
Here I go.
Green of the foot.
Which foot?
The right one?
The one that hasn't come down.
Foot.
That one is broken.
Yes, it's broken.
You should hold the one which is not broken.
Yes, yes.
OK!
OK, next.
Yes, Sugiura.
Yes.
Right hand.
Green.
Green?
It's very easy.
Very easy?
Yes.
Well...
Matsuo.
Yes.
Isn't it infinite?
Yes, it is.
Wait a minute.
What does it look like?
Actually...
It's more complex.
Actually, it's like this...
It becomes like this...
It falls apart and...
It's like "Ahhh!".
Yes, it is.
Yes.
So, if you have Matsuo and Matsue...
Yes.
It's infinite.
Yes.
It's like that.
Can we do it only one more time?
Just once.
Well, well, well.
We may end up in a fight.
Yes, we may.
Left foot, yellow.
Ah, it's very easy.
Yes, it is.
Yes, okay.
Wait a minute.
Sugiura, let's do it one more time.
Yes!
Sugiura...
Left hand...
Red.
Oh no, it's very easy!
Yes!
It's over!
It's over.
It's very easy.
Well...
You two...
I'm very sorry.
This was a new discovery.
Twerister Gamer said it's better to have a broken cable.
Yes, it is.