AISubs v3.8
[Nogizaka 46]
This is a show to catch up with super idols, Nogizaka 46.
It's a dramatic, spoiled idol training show.
Across the hill...
A blue village was spreading out!
It's here!
What is it? What is it?
Look!
You tried to say it.
- I don't say it much in March. - That's right.
I don't know if I can say it once a year.
You say it all.
January is already over.
- It's fast. - Yes.
- How did you spend the end of the year? - Yes.
- Yoshimoto, how did you spend it? - I slept.
- You slept? - Yes.
- How many hours did you sleep? - 23 hours.
- You slept a lot. - You're young.
- You didn't wake up even once. - Yes.
That's amazing.
I can't sleep anymore.
As I get older.
The more I sleep, the more my body hurts.
My head hurts.
I don't like it.
- If you sleep for 8 hours... - No, it's fine.
Your sleeping time is fine.
If you sleep for 8 hours, it's fine.
"Bokuwao" second single "Sotsugyou madea" has been released!
Congratulations!
It will be released next week, right?
What kind of song is it?
It's a sad song.
A sad song... Is it a song of a person?
It sounds like a person.
- What about you, Anno? - Yes.
It's sad.
- She heard it, right? - It's sad, right?
- She heard it, but... - But...
There must be some kind of promotion or something, right?
- I think there is. - It's gotta be like this.
- "This song is like this." - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They should definitely ask you about it.
- What about you, Yagi? - Yagi is the center.
- Yagi is the center. - She's answering quietly.
I'm like...
whether I confess my love to someone I like before I graduate.
I'm like...
whether I take a step forward or not.
I'm like...
It doesn't look like fun at all, but it's a good song.
We are still inexperienced in promotional abilities.
So, do you want to sell a lot of second singles?
Yes!
Okay, so this class is here!
Think about your wish for a hit!
Now, when a new song hits,
the most important element,
well, it's not just a song,
but what's most important is luck!
No way!
So, normally when we wish for a hit,
we just have bad luck.
I see.
With a guitar like this.
We have to be lucky,
so I'd like to choose a person who can make God's prayers come true.
This person!
God, please help me!
Yes, I am the strongest luck girl!
- The strongest! - Yes! I've noticed this a lot!
- The strongest! The strongest man! - Strong! It's not strong! It's strong!
- Yes! - In the end, those who are lucky now are already using their luck!
- Those who are not lucky now are going to hit their luck where it sells! - I see!
This is really the case with pachinko!
- Pachinko? - I do pachinko at best, but...
- Yes. - "Wow, I didn't do it well at work, so it slipped." - Yes.
- That's when you end up hitting your luck! - I see!
- Kin-chan says this, too! - Kin-chan, too?! - Yes!
- I see! - Kin-chan says this, too!
- If you use your luck for work, you won't be lucky for gambling! - Yes!
- But people say, "Shouldn't you use your luck in a place like this?" - That's right!
- So, we'd like to decide who is the strongest lucky girl here! - Yes!
- We'll have that person say it! - Yes!
- Please repeat it! - Aim for it!
- Second single! Million seller! - Aim for it!
- Aim for it! Second single! Million seller! - Aim for it!
- Don't spend it! Save it for luck and money! - Don't spend it! Save it for luck and money!
- I will sell myself in the Nishikigoi style! - I will sell myself in the Nishikigoi style!
- Yes! - Eh?!
- Even Nishikigoi-san... - A lot?!
- Yes, yes! Even Masanori-san has eaten a lot! - Yes!
- She's eaten a lot of luck for 50 years! - Even if her teeth are melted, it's because she doesn't have luck!
- Ah, I see! - Yes!
- Nishikigoi-style Nishikigoi! - Yes!
- If these girls did it, it'd be like hell!
- We haven't decided on Masanori Bokuao! - I see!
- So, in order to decide Masanori Bokuao's ideal, we will now begin the deciding match with the strongest luck!
- The strongest luck girl deciding match! First up is this one!
- Eating luck! Omikuji straw!
First of all, you will sell today's fortune by fortune-telling.
One of you will get water and one of you will get straw.
Both of you will suck it up at once.
The one who sucks up the straw will advance to the second round.
Well, it's like this now, but...
Well, it doesn't matter.
You can't go home if you don't suck it up.
Fortune will run away!
Fortune will run away if you do such a sneaky thing like this!
Huh? One person. Huh? One person.
Huh?
Kinoshita will decide by herself.
Which one?
Which one is it? Two?
Kinoshita will decide by herself.
Okay.
If you inhale two, you'll just inhale thin air.
Not a little, but a lot. Seriously.
Okay, let's do it.
Un-cue-in.
Three!
Two!
One!
Swag!
Which one is it?
Which one? Which one is it?
Which one is it?
If you inhaled, stand up.
Yaegashi? Mochina? Ito? Yamaguchi?
Kinoshita, what's wrong?
Kinoshita, which one is it?
- Which one was it? - I sucked under the tree and said "super!" and stood up, but when I looked at it again, it was water.
- What do you mean?! - It's not good for your health!
- It's not good for your health! - It's not good for your health!
- For now... - So, the one who stood up now is the winner!
- You're so lucky! - You're so lucky!
And so...
This unlucky eleven who sucked under the tree will advance to the second round!
What is the title of your second single?
My second single is "Until Graduation".
What kind of lyrics are these?
Me?
Who else is there?
What kind of lyrics?
The same as before.
The same as before?
The lyrics you said?
I asked you what kind of lyrics it is.
The lyrics, like the chorus part.
"For 24 hours, I can't leave you from the corner of my head."
I see.
"Forever."
You mean it's a one-sided love?
Yes.
I see.
The more I listen to the song, the more I feel like it's a dark song.
It's a good song, isn't it?
It's Sada Masas's song.
It's a cool song, isn't it?
It's the song you listen to when you get a driver's license.
It's a dark song.
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
There is such a song.
Yes.
So, we will use "Until Graduation" for the next competition.
This is it!
"Doki Doki Graduation Certificate Recipient System"!
Choose your own graduation certificate.
The person whose contents are a little weird,
in other words, the person who doesn't have one,
will receive the "Doki Doki Graduation Certificate Recipient System".
Here it is.
Isn't it thick?
It's thick and short.
It's an unfamiliar graduation certificate.
What kind of graduation ceremony is this?
It's like a graduation ceremony of a florist.
By the way, Anne.
Yes.
Is there anything you want to confess until you graduate?
Actually...
I can't cut it off myself.
What?
I can't cut it off myself.
You can't cut it off yourself?
What do you mean?
How old are you now?
I'm 16 years old now.
How do you cut it off?
I say "cut it off" to my mom.
To your mom?
What?
You'll be independent someday.
You know...
Let's do it.
I think it's normal until I go home.
You're the oldest, right?
Yes.
You're 13 years old now.
I'm 13 years old.
Can you cut it off by yourself?
I can cut it off by myself.
Of course.
I can cut it off by myself.
You can, right?
I can.
How long have you been cutting it off by yourself? Do you remember?
Well...
How old am I? Five or six years old?
What?
That's early.
I can cut it off by myself.
Yamaguchi.
Is there anything you want to confess?
Well...
I secretly brought an earpick that only my family has one.
An earpick that only your family has one?
An earpick?
My family might get mad at me.
Why do you only have one?
An earpick...
Do you all have earpicks?
You have one, don't you?
Yes, we do.
My family sent me a group message the other day.
"Does anyone of you have an earpick?"
Do you have an earpick?
What did you do?
I don't think I have one.
Why?
If I tell you, you'll get mad at me.
If I buy it myself.
It's not that big.
You can buy it for 100 yen.
It fits me well.
I wanted one of those.
Doesn't it feel weird?
Even though you're family.
No way.
You're all family.
You only have one.
Oh, really?
An earpick?
Let's do it quickly!
Let's do it!
First, these six people will choose their graduation certificates.
Don't check it too much. Just pick it up and line up.
This is luck.
If you do it in a messy place like this, you'll get lucky and run away!
Please line up in a row. Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go!
Now, the heart-pounding graduation certificate ceremony will begin.
One, two...
Go ahead!
Nothing happened?
Yes.
By the way, what about Mochinaga?
Oh, so Mochinaga is the only one who used his luck?
That's right!
That's how it is!
That's right!
That's how it is!
Yes!
So, except for Mochinaga, everyone else, please line up in a row!
Okay!
You're getting lucky!
After this...
One, two...
Go ahead!
Huh?
No way! Is everyone getting lucky?
Huh?
Today, we're going to have Haou Itou-san give us a hint.
Okay!
What Haou Itou-san is going to do is...
eat up a giant water melon in 30 seconds.
Three...
Two...
One...
Go ahead!
10 seconds left.
5 seconds left.
4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
You look strong.
I think we are funny.
What?
Funny.
It doesn't matter where we are.
It's all about luck.
Sometimes, these five will participate in the second graduation ceremony.
Isn't it too late?
Who will you choose?
Can you not break one?
I chose money.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Excited.
Graduation ceremony.
One, two, three.
Go ahead.
What?
It stinks.
It doesn't stink.
So, all except Sugiura are three times selected.
Don't eat it.
It stinks.
So, Mochinaga and Sugiura have been eliminated.
These nine people who are lucky will participate in the third graduation ceremony.
Next, we will select six people.
What is your reaction?
I want to go back.
Why do you want to go back?
I don't want to be like this anymore.
I'll save it up to here and save the rest for next time.
I don't think there will be much next time.
Everyone, we got the new record target.
We couldn't get the target.
We got lucky somewhere.
I'm sure of it.
Here is the next game.
Record Radicon!
This year, we will aim for the record and keep turning the record.
We might get the record in the second single.
There are various Radicons with balloons attached.
Everyone, please wait while putting in a raincoat- shaped needle.
The Radicon with the record stopped will start moving.
The one that breaks will advance to the semi- final.
I'm not sure about it, but let's do it.
Everyone, please stand by.
Isn't this a military song?
Lie down in front of the balloon.
Does it matter where we are?
Wherever we go, we will fail.
We are lucky.
The first three people will be decided.
Everyone, please wait!
Let's go!
Record, start!
Turn right!
Here it comes!
How is it?
How is it? What is it?
It's broken!
My nose is running!
My pulse is going crazy!
Please take me to the nurse's office!
To the nurse's office!
This is intense!
Both of them are in a state of almost getting hit!
It's not just her!
With that said, Nishimori has advanced to the semi-final!
Now, back to your positions!
Here we go!
Well then...
Start!
Don't look up.
You're coughing a lot.
Go to the nurse's office.
It's a minor injury.
- Please have a nosebleed. - It's good.
- It's accumulating. - It's accumulating.
- Let's continue. - Yes.
- Spin it! - I'll do it.
Start!
- Yabayuchi! - Yabayuchi!
Good morning.
Go!
Go to the nurse's office!
Go to the nurse's office.
- It's a minor injury. - It's a minor injury.
Left and right is the most...
It's the most hellish.
So,
Anno Yamaguchi and Nishimori
will advance to the semi-final!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
We'll continue later,
but for now...
You're like a sad cherry blossom
I can't stop thinking of you
Until my tears run dry
I love you so much, bastard
What should I do, bastard?
No matter what I see
It hurts somewhere
Even if we meet tomorrow, I can't say a word
Look at me
From a faraway place
So that our eyes don't meet
Notice me
If I confess my love
Will anything change?
I can't stop thinking of you
I can't say a word
24 hours
I think of you
My head is high
I can't leave you
Not for a moment
Until my tears run dry
Someday I want to tell you that I was happy
24 hours about you
In my head, in my shoulders, for a moment
Until graduation
An experienceless first love
An unforgettable first love
Becoming one adult
Ah...
Graduation ceremony
Next time!
Be yourselfie!
Katsuki's wifi challenge!
Make everyone in Japan go crazy!
To be honest, we don't know the rules yet.
There are two automatic ones, so choose one of them.
I've done a lot of things like this, but I don't know.
What?
Okay, cheese!
Ah!
This is bad!
This is terrible!
Ah!
Who is it?!
Doctor!
What is "shaku"?!
Just say "hai"!
I can't stop drooling.
It's in my throat.
I thought it was water, but it wasn't.
Ah!
Let's move on.
It's pretty sweet.
How do you like it?
It tastes like socks.
It smells like socks.
It's so bad.
It smells so bad.
It's so bad.
I can't stop drooling.
It's so bad.
Can I drink it?
My mouth is watering.
Can I spit it out?
I thought it was water.
But it's not water.
There is vinegar.
Please come forward.
There is vinegar.
Vinegar.
This is vinegar.
This is also vinegar.
What does "vinegar" mean?